Two people joke about trying to automate a private jet pilot with an AI trained on Flight Simulator videos. The AI runs in founder mode instead of autopilot, gets plugged into power instead of the aircraft, and reroutes to Shanghai instead of Aspen. Jet fuel costs $2,000 per takeoff.
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I automated away the pilot. You what? Where's the pilot? Look at our WAP account. We're way overspending on the jet. It's like $2,000 every time we take off. Out of everything you could have automated, you thought the pilot was a good idea? Relax, I have Opiclaw flying the plane. Opiclaw? I downloaded a package on GitHub that has like 400 hours of Flight Simulator videos. It's not even plugged in. No, I plugged it in. I did everything correctly. It's plugged into the power, not the plane. Opiclaw, plug yourself into the plane. That's not how this works. Opiclaw can't run autopilot. It's not running autopilot, it's running founder mode. Founder mode? Recalculating route to Shanghai. No, no, no, no, we need to go to Aspen. Aspen? Why are we going to Aspen? You seen the prices of jet fuel? You think I can afford to buy jet fuel? What is going on right now? Relax, relax, the AI is just recalibrating. Just give it a second, just give it a second.