A creator mocks a Series-A startup that blows $50,000 on a single advisor called the Wolf of Wall Street, then spends 40% of funding on a dinner. The bit skewers absurd startup jargon like Sales AGI and BDR AGI used to justify wasteful spending as strategy.
You're a Series A company dropping 40% of your funding on one guy. He's the Wolf of Wall Street. I know what he is. I've watched The Wolf of Wall Street. Yeah, and he closed. I bet you have. $50,000 on one dinner? Tell him about the sides. Yeah, that number sides. $50,000 on sides? Sides. What are the sides? Cure cancer? The sides did cure cancer. These sides did actually cure cancer. Guys, this is not funny. No, he got cancer. Look at the guy. He's ready to fucking roll. You gotta keep the guy lubricated. Lubricated? Yeah. What are you even saying, Jordan? You need a little lubricant. We've stopped using the word lubrication. Give me a little bit of lucid enough. $2 million for him to give you advice on lubrication? I'd expect you guys to figure out if you're going to spend $50,000. Have you seen ABBA? Have you seen ABBA 2.0? Sales AGI, BDR AGI. Well, then in that case, that $50,000 dinner is a good ROI.
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