Three people joke about burning absurd amounts of AI tokens as a business strategy. One claims 140 billion tokens spent, another proposes a "token improvement plan," and they mock the idea of paying to motivate poetry-writing agents.
A billion tokens?
I'm sorry, I'll dial it down.
No, you need to spend more tokens on that.
You want me to spend more?
How many tokens are you spending? Talk. 20 billion.
20 billion tokens? What are you spending on? Per month.
My AI agents make poetry. Tell her how many tokens you're spending. 140 billion.
What? What are you even doing with all those tokens? Per month. I heard it.
Motivational AI agent.
You're having your agent motivate you?
Other agents. Motivating other agents?
Why are we spending money motivating other people's agents?
The new alpha is companies that spend money on tokens. I'm putting you on a tip. A token improvement plan.
Okay, that is not a thing.
If we don't find a way to spend 1 trillion tokens, we have failed. Okay, we can't spend 1 trillion tokens. We have failed.