A parent and child chat about learning to skateboard after Asher got one for Christmas. They joke about Mom riding for Red Bull, imagine superpowers, and riff on everyday stuff like naps and the first day of school.
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It's the, uh, 2nd, is that right?
I think so.
January 2nd, and, um, uh, 2021. Of 2021.
Yes!
No more! No more! Asher got a skateboard for Christmas, and so he's out teaching Mom.
Okay, I don't have to leave that door. I'm ready to skateboard!
Oh, you're so rad.
Can I have some of your coffee?
Did you hear him? He's like, don't do what Mom did.
I know, so mean. Whatever, I did it. I've always wanted to be able to stand on the skateboard and not fall off. I feel like I'm pretty proud of myself.
What do you want your job to be?
Ride a skateboard in Red Bull. Thanks for letting me borrow your skateboard. Yep.
Back to the house. Everly needs a nap. I need a nap too. That looked exhausting.
I know how to skateboard now. Not very good, but I tried something new.
You ready to go home?
You ready to take a nap?
Rule breakers. Trespassers. Check this out. Coolest mom ever.
Do we have gas or speeding up or braking or anything? You want to use these as brakes? But me and Kai never use them. So my superpower is speed and hitting people and knocking them out of their car. Okay, and then what's my A button? What I shoot at people? Yeah.
Welcome to the first day of school, kids.
Why are you moving backwards? This is Benjamin Bear. It's up here, not down there. I'm trying to make dinner. Nate's distracting me.
