You The Freak Athlete. New Athlete delivers the promise of CrossFit

Single-speaker YouTube promotional monologue launching the "New Athlete Project," a coaching platform that promises to restore and build lifelong athletic skills. The speaker frames modern humans as losing natural athleticism, uses personal anecdotes (newborn son, juggling, ultramarathon, backflip) and references (CrossFit, David Goggins, Knees Over Toes Guy) to motivate viewers, and explains program structure (levels 0–5 across three pillars: health, skills, force), delivery (monthly challenges, tracking, one-to-one coaches, community/live events), and offer terms (pricing $69/month; 15-day money-back guarantee). Intended audience: parents, returning athletes, and anyone seeking long-term athletic skill development.
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You were born to be freakishly athletic, but mankind's athletic ability is on sharp decline. If you look around, you will see that most people are not athletic. And it's completely against the laws of nature. What every other animal expresses, it's physical. You were born to be extremely athletic, but when you look around, you see that people are not in shape. They can't move, they can't live in the way that they're designed to live. In the animal kingdom, it doesn't happen. But for us, we're suffering through a physical reality when we should be thriving. I've just recently had a baby boy, and I've been watching his athletic journey. He gets up every day excited for his physical expression. He loves working on his balance. He loves playing with balls. Every time there's a beat on, he moves to the beat and he develops himself and he takes on challenges. I never want that to end for him, and I wish it never ended for you. New Athlete Project is designed to give you back that freedom, that joy for life. I have a friend who's very rich, and I said to him, you know, what do you want from the rest of your life? He's like, I want to play like I was 12 again, every day. And that's what we did together. That's what I want to do with you. I want to restore your ability to enjoy your physicality. Now, there's a time to work hard, and there's a time to enjoy the suffering of that challenge, like David Goggins talks about. But there's another side to it where you're meant to be able to play, and you're meant to be able to enjoy yourself, play with your children, play with your brothers, play with your grandchildren. That's the opportunity that I want to build for you with your New Athlete Project. How do we do that? We teach you skills, we rebuild you from the ground up in the way that a baby developed from whatever level you're at right now, in each of the key abilities, we, we have level zero that anyone can start at level one, level two, level three. By the time you're getting to level four and level five, you're looking to set new world records. Now, you don't have to set new world records. By getting to level one across many of these abilities, you're going to have a completely different experience of life, not just physically, but mentally, too. As you're going through all of these barriers, I don't know whether the challenge for you is thinking that you would never be able to do a handstand or that you would never be great at kicking a soccer ball or catching or there's usually something in there. Maybe it's doing a backflip for you. For me, I thought I wasn't going to be able to learn to juggle. I tried to juggle as a boy, I tried again as a teen and I thought there was something wrong with my brain. When I finally learned to juggle, I broke through that limiting belief and it was part of my journey to be able to then go and lead world champion athletes and mentor coaches like Knees over Toes Guy and Coach Co found the Bali Time Chamber start places like this. I wouldn't have been able to do any of it without the physical transformation that was the underpinning and it's the transformation that nobody can deny. You can go to a Tony Robbins event, you can go rah, rah, rah. But how much does it really change you when you use this method? Minimum five minutes a day, you know that you're different, you are changing. And it accumulates from day to day for months to month, from year to year, you keep getting better and better. And when you stop, if you stop any of the abilities, they stay with you. It's not the same as just training for fitness where if you go and lose fat for 12 weeks and then you stop, you rebound back in a month. That's not how it works with new athlete. You're gaining skills for life. We have three areas that we work on, health, skills and force. Now as you build these abilities, it becomes easier and easier to get into the shape that you want to be in, to be the kind of athlete that you want to be. I don't know whether you want to be a top level professional athlete to be the greatest of all time. I've worked with athletes at that level and I would love to support you if that's your goal. But I'm also excited about helping the dad who wants to set a better example for his children or someone who hasn't run in years because they don't know how to get their body back to feeling amazing. I've been there. I've been through the struggles. At 42, I've just recently run an ultramarathon. I've done a backflip back snatching and I love being able to play all of these games. I'm working on my basketball, I'm working on my tennis. I've been improving my soccer a lot over the last year. I don't know what it is for you, but I'M sure that we've got the support here to help you. I'm building what I want for myself, which is a place where all the great coaches are, where there's a coach, specialist coach for every, any area that I want to improve and there's a path where I can get started at level zero, where I'm not intimidated and I know I'm not going to get hurt and I can work up from there to get to where I want to be. I've still got lots of gaps athletically and I'm excited to work through those challenges over the years ahead. It's a little bit like the promise that CrossFit gave of the ultimate athlete, but we're literally breaking down all of the barriers and all of the borders where you've got a specialist coach from all of the different areas and we're working on the fundamentals. So whatever you want to learn, there's a pathway for you to learn it. It's set up as monthly challenges and we track progress, we reward success. There's accountability within the system. It's only $69 a month. In the past, it's been at least $10,000 to work with me. I've mostly coached coaches and I've worked with elite athletes. But now with technology the way it is, it's finally easy to get a system out that other people can try. We can get this out to many more people now to be able to experience this for themselves. I can talk to you about it all day, but by the time you experience it and when you truly experience it for yourself, then you know, then you don't have the questions, then you don't have the doubts. So we've fully reversed the risk with this as well. You have a 15 day money back guarantee, no questions asked. If you come in and it's not for you, there's no problem. You can get your money back. If you, if it is for you, it's going to completely change your path in life. And there's all kinds of opportunities to meet great people, travel the world and participate in live in person events, even potentially share your best into the platform. There's never been anything like this. We're just in launch mode at the moment. If you'd like to get started before we put the price up next month, click the link. Let's get started. You're going to be supported. We with a one to one coach to support you. There's limited places because we're supporting everyone to get started, to make sure they can use the platform. We want to get real results with this. Our goal is to create the biggest athletic transformations ever recorded, to take athletes from wherever they are to where they want to be. Going from Level 0 to Level 1 is the biggest movement you're ever going to make. So I'm excited to go with you on this journey. Click the link. Let's get rolling.










