
Two investors tour a mobile home with unlocked doors, a brand-new AC unit, and a mysterious added closet. They find loose change, argue about whether snakes are inside, and debate whether the place is actually worth buying.
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You said we make a what and do what now?
Make a million and still cut up.
We make a million and we still cut up.
Don't give a damn who like it.
And don't give a fuck who like it. Brent, open the door. See if the front or the back door is open. They both should have been unlocked. You can break in. Brent like that when I say you can break in, baby. Wait for me. Today has been an adventure. Y'all are the White Sanford and Son. Be careful, this look like some poison ivy or something.
I'm right here.
Somebody done got to spend some money. Look, it's got all brand new.
Yeah, jinky. They done smoked in here and stuff. No, they—
this closet don't belong here. They added this on.
They put this here.
No more locked doors.
No more. That's leaking here. That ain't no deal. That's brand new air conditioning unit.
Oh wow.
Yeah, it's a little bad, right?
That's a 70-footer. Let me come this way.
Yeah, come on, come on.
Yeah, you go back the other way. It was too many stomachs in the hallway at one time.
This nickel left for me.
Yeah, that nickel was left for you. It's a quarter. That quarter was— look at him giving you extra, more than what you asked for. Take it. Check this building out. What's in there?
Nice shit.
Did you check for snakes while you walking?
Snakes in here?
I ain't going to let that fuck you up. That's where the snakes be at.
No, there ain't no snake over there.
There's snakes over there. I'm not going over there.
I'll bite them.
Look, you, you do what? Bite them? Hold on, didn't you just get them? Didn't you just get them? Yeah, pretty I ain't worn out yet. Oh, you ain't worn out yet.










