Brian and Dharmesh get turned into puppets by a witch named Giuseppina before the Inbound 2017 keynote. They struggle with puppet limitations while trying to reach the stage, then call a shaman named Sherry to switch them back in time.
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All right, everyone, as we all know, Inbound is only a couple of days away, and it is our mission to stop Brian and Dharmesh from getting to that stage. Jerry, I sure as hell hope you have a better plan on stopping them this year, because last year was a complete failure. I have something, or should I say someone, that will definitely get the job done. Okay, you can come in now. Her name is Jesapena. Little backstory for everyone. Jessypina is from the cold and misty mountains of Slavataljistan. It's somewhere on a map. She was raised by a pair of traveling snake breeders, and some claim that she's been practicing witchcraft and sorcery for well over 100 years. My plan is to have Giuseppina cast a spell on Brian and Dharmesh that will stop them from getting to Inbound. This better work, Jerry. Oh, it'll work, Alexa. Excuse me. Oh. Dude. What the heck happened? Ryan? We're puppets. Dude, you're a freaking puppet. Dude, you're a freaking puppet. Must have been those rascals over at Outbounding. Hell, no. We need to get to Inbound. Let's get out of here. We'll figure it out along the way. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. People are freaking out. What are we gonna do? How the heck are we gonna drive this thing? I'll take the wheel, you work the pedals. Let's. Put your hands up. Put your. Put your hands up. Put your. Put your. Slow down. What's that? Put your hands up. Brian, how many times do I have to say this? You can't eat in my car. I end up smelling like Bugles for a whole month. Sorry. We've got to get our heads straight here. What are we going to do? Damn these puppet hands. Dharmesh, the stupid phone doesn't recognize felt. Growthbot. Hello, Brian, remember that shaman I met when I was on sabbatical? I need you to get her on the line and put her through to meet asap. Okay. Please hold. Hello, Sherry. Share the shaman. Hello, Brian. You know, I read an interesting parable the other day that you might appreciate it read when a fishmonger catches a. I don't have time for this, Sherry. I'm a puppet. I need you to get to Inbound so we can sort all this out. Sherry. Oh, man. Thank God you can make it. Sherry, we can't go out looking like this. Everyone's going to freak out. Please tell me you can switch us back. Sure. Seriously? That's all you had to do? Dharmesh. Whatever. Let's just get out there. Thanks, Sherry. Anytime. Namaste. Put your hands up. Put your hands up. Put your hands up.
