A dramatized short transcript featuring Ramit Sethi in an obsessive monologue about a woman named Susie. An agent warns Ramit that he has called hundreds of times and threatens a restraining order; Ramit narrates his heartbreak and escalating obsession, considering drastic actions like traveling to Paris.
Ramit. Ramit. Ramit.
Susie? I'm sorry. I just.
Ramit.
I blacked out.
Ramit. This isn't Suzy. It's Susie's agent. You must not have heard me.
What? Who is this? Why are you calling this number?
We've been monitoring this number for a while. You've called her hundreds of times. This call is a warning.
Keep.
Keep trying to contact Susie, and we'll put a restraining order on you. Have a nice day.
I was heartbroken. How could someone so rich in money and beauty be so frugal with their love?
Why, Susie?
Why?
But I knew it wasn't over. A fire had been lit inside of me, and I was determined, once and for all to win Susie's heart. At times, my obsession spiraled out of control.
Maybe Paris. Yeah, even two weeks. Whatever you can give me, I'll take it. We'll go ride the trains. Look at the skies. They have skies.
But when I thought about how far I had really come, I knew I wasn't getting anywhere. I had to make a change, Sam.
