It’s Boat Season And There Is 3 Rules

All right, it's boat season, and there's three rules you got to follow before you're gonna get on my damn boat.

Rule number one is you gonna bring some gas money, or you're gonna be bringing some lunch meat so we can make some sandwiches, or you bring us some money so we can go eat. Eat at the lake.

Now, rule number two. You know, a lot of times you got on people's boats and, you know, you got snacks here, and you got stuff here, sand here, whatever. Man. I'm tell you what. You are going, 1,000% going to help me clean up this boat. Inside the boat, all the trash, everything's going to be put up exactly how it was when your little stank itself got on it. Rule number three, you're going to get in your car if we didn't ride together, and you're going to follow me back to my house, and we're going to clean the inside and outside of this boat just like it was before we took it out. Because a lot of times y' all just think you get off the boat and. And you just waddle on down to your car and go on home. That ain't it. It's got to get clean. It's got to get washed. It's got to get put back exactly how it was when we took that thing out.