July 31, 2026
31 Jul 2026 · 1 min
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Mike Melton shows off three pairs of shoes he bought for $387 total, repeatedly saying he spends money "like damn water" and mocking his critics for not being impressed by his purchases.
Mike Melton shows off three pairs of shoes he bought for $387 total, repeatedly saying he spends money "like damn water" and mocking his critics for not being impressed by his purchases.
I can spend money like damn water. How much is it USD? $387. What, $387 for 3, 3 pair of shoes? A lot of you cheap-ass people won't even pay that much for your damn work shoes. Did it go through? Look at that. I don't know. See that right there? That says approved. All my haters, how you like that? I can spend money like damn water. I like my damn new shoes. They look pretty damn good. They look pretty good.
