In this informal, poolside livestream, Mike Melon (likely Mike Melton) talks directly to a Meta device, issuing commands to record video and take photos while he’s on a call. He describes his current setting— lounging in a pool, interacting with friends like "Larry Jr." and family members— and uses the moment to outline his upcoming projects. He explains that he is preparing a new website for "Melton X" and needs to shoot four distinct videos (homepage, Brotherhood, Elite, and a mission piece) at different times of day (sunrise, sunset) and locations. He then shifts to a broader discussion about his approach to business efficiency, comparing his own productivity to that of his coaching clients, emphasizing that his higher output stems from better efficiency rather than superiority. Throughout, he intersperses casual banter about sunscreen, pool gear, and personal branding, reinforcing his lifestyle‑driven image while hinting at future business launches and retirement plans.
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Hey Meta! Hey Meta, start filming! Can you film? Can you take pictures while I'm on a call? Hey, Meta, can you take pictures while I'm on a call? Come here, me. Hey, Meta. Hey, Meta, can— hey, Meta, can you take pictures while I'm filming? Okay. Oh man, that feels good. That feels good. Ah, I don't know. I don't see them. They're right there. Me, me on the bottom of the chair right here. Tell your grandma, get up. Damn, that's Larry Jr. over there. Larry, I'll have a damn drink right beside him, right? Look, you're Larry. Here's Larry's drink. Here's me, Larry. Man, can you grab that for me right there? Don't— hey, don't start your shit with me. What's 45 minutes? What, do I throw you in the fucking pool? Come here, me. Oh yeah, we just gonna hang out. Oh, that feels so good. She put it all the way in her mouth and she said, is that how I do it? Yeah, I'm pretty dark. Toasted, Mike Melton. I get dark though, I don't get burnt. Long as I keep it lotioned up, I don't peel. Ah, it's the life right here. That's it right here. Launch these other couple businesses, then we can retire again. We're done. Couple, couple hard years. It's all right, couple hard years, all you need. My couple hard years is mostly like 10 people's 10, 15 hard years, you know. I'll cut that stuff in a damn quarter. Oh man, that's all I do when I'm on the walk. You like— no, you want me to take you back? No, I'm good, I'mma walk. I was still working, so I pulled out all my filming areas because I got to, I got to film some videos for, uh, my new website I'm putting up for Melton X. And, uh, so I was figuring out the best times, like, you know, for like sunsets and sunrises, for like different videos, for like, you know, our mission of the company and like, you know, our homepage video of like who we are. Um, and then my Brotherhood, and then, then my Elite. So I got to make 4 different videos, 4 different places. So I had to figure all that out. Yeah, it's a lot of work. That's like when I coach people and they're like, man, I do this and you don't do shit, man. You, man, I do more than you by 10 o'clock. You do all fucking in 2 day— in 2 days. I don't think because I'm better, it's just because I'm fucking more efficient. A lot of, a lot of procrastinators. I mean, we all do it at some point, but some people just overly do it. Like her, look at her, ain't got in the damn pool yet. I thought you was gonna bring your pink thong out today. Oh yeah. Rummaging to see what you have. My favorite. Where you at, me? Where's your snorkel stuff at, huh? There. What color is it, me? The pool people might have cleaned it up. She was missing one of her rings, the little plastic rings. Well, I don't— there ain't none up here, me. Hey Meta, how hot is it right now? Hey Meta, what can you do while I'm on a call? Hey Meta, what percent are the glasses? Hey Meta, what's the battery life of the glasses? Ah, all them trees get that gross stuff all in the pool.
