Paid way to much

All right, let's go out and vlog while we out in, uh, Aruba. So down here we got a little, little bus you can cruise around, a little trolley right out here. Uh, they got some Dolce Gabbana. I don't know why I'm turning this damn thing around. I forgot we had the dual capture. They got the Gucci right there. American Eagle, if you wear that, wear that. They got some, they got some all right stuff. Then we got baby Moana right there. Moana live. All right, where we're going to, uh, what's next on the old plan? Starbucks for the, the, uh, for a cake pop, $2,300 for a purse. And we can go to the damn Asian market and get the same fuchi for $22. You going to wear them both the same, so it ain't going to matter. All right, they got a line right here. Will you just grab me a water? That's all I need is a water. Yeah, give me a water. I don't, uh, they don't have any protein stuff here, do they? Adidas protein. Hang on, you got protein right there. Strawberries, cappuccino, latte, extra protein. Yeah, they got like protein coffee, that's about it. Where Blaze go?

To Adidas. You want to go in there with him?

Where's it— where's that? Where's that at?

Well, I guess it's— I think you can only get out on the other side.

I mean, I'll go. Nobody asked me.

He was trying to go in that door. You can't go in right there.

All right, where are we going?

I think you go all the way around. I think you get back out and all the way around.

I got that way.

Yeah.

You didn't check if it was a push door? Hello? Look, this right here is the future of America. He pulled on the door. There's probably a damn push door. You want to go try to push it? Come on. All right, if Madden can push that door All right, yep, the push door, Blaze. It's a push door. Come on now, come on, man. You going with us too, or you staying here? All right. Hey, Tig, make sure you get, uh, grab me a water. Let's go to Adidas. Good Lord, I'm running into the daggum wall. This Adidas right here, they got running, football. What else you got? Soccer. All right, let's see what kind of cool shoes they got. See, I don't know about all this. See, I don't like the big old thick bottoms like that. I just think it looks crazy. I know they're probably comfortable, but I just don't like that look. Now these I like. I wonder how they feel. Those I like. Those I like. I like the black and white ones right there. My thing is, uh, feeling on my feet because I got some white ass damn feet. You already got white shoes, you tear them, you destroy them. You need to get something that ain't all white. Totally understand. It don't look good after a week though. All right, whatever you say, whatever you say, sir. All right, which one, which one we going to look at? I like these right here. Let's see. Which other one's like— I ain't really into the blue. I kind of like that. I don't know, I don't know why I like that color, and I'm not really like that. So with me always being black and white, I might look at these right here. What do y'all think about these black and white ones right there? We think we might get them. What are they, $129 American? They're 226 flooring, which is, uh, their money out here. So they got some red ones. I kind of like the red ones too. Red ones are pretty dope, gives a little color, you know what I mean? I gotta check the sizes. See if they make them in my size. Where's, uh, where's Claude L? I know Claude L works here. I like the red pair and the black pair. What size? Uh, that I don't know. Let's try 11. Sometimes my shoes are 11, sometimes they're 10 and a half. It just depends on the shoe. Hell, I got 11 Nikes, don't even fit. Hell, I need to go 11 and a half. It just depends on the shoe. So let's try those in 11. All right, I think we found the 11s. We're gonna try these things on. Let's see if these things fit me. I walk about 15,000-20,000 steps a day, so whatever shoes I get has got to be comfortable. These are the, these are the ones I choose. See, you got the red pair, black pair. Now if I like, if they're comfortable enough, I'm gonna buy 2 pairs of those, 1 pair of those. So these are black ones right here. We're gonna try these first. Cuz if the black ones work, then that means the red ones are going to work. It's the same daggum thing. Oh man, these things are comfortable. All right, let me get that right there, get that right there. We going to give us a good old walk. All right, now point it down there. What we looking like? What we looking like? I like them, they're comfortable. Now this right here I think it's time to retire these summer guns right here. Look at that, even got my Speedy logo on them, man. All right, it's time to retire these summer guns. All right, so I think we chose our shoes, man. We got them. We're going to get two of these, uh, we're going to get two pair of these black ones, and then what we're going to do, we're going to get one pair of these red ones, cuz I wear the hell out of shoes. All right, I was trying to put a damn pair of shoes on. As you see, we walking around here in damn socks. I got to pay for them first, but that ain't no damn big deal. Let's, let's knock it out. We got those 3 pair, we're going, we're going to retire those ugly ass things right there. You painting? No, not today. And one of the black pair I'm going to leave out because I'm, I'm going to wear them out the store. I'm going to put these in the box. Black and white. A lot of people try to choose a bunch of damn different colors for their clothes and stuff. You spend more time trying to figure out what the hell you going to wear than it is getting anything done during the day. That's why the rich only wear certain things. Those are good. There's something inside that damn shoe. I about fell over. Did you see that? Go. All right, that one's on there. Got anything in there? Nope, we're good. You untie that thing there. Tie that thing there. Get her out of there. Now we got some damn new shoes. Now we gotta tie the damn shoestrings. All right, now let's see how much this stuff costs. So we got our credit card ready. You can't steal my damn numbers. I don't give a shit what you're trying to do. So you didn't know I spoke Spanish, did you? A little bit. Oh, you got the tap to pay? How much is it? USD? $387. What? $387 for 3, 3 pair of shoes? A lot of you cheap-ass people won't even pay that much for your damn work shoes. Did it go through? Look at that. I don't see that right there. That says approved. All my haters, how you like that? I can spend money like damn water. Thank you, y'all. Have a good day. Thank you, sir. Have a great day. Thank you. Yeah, I like my damn new shoes. They look pretty damn good. They look pretty good. All right, remember, what is this, push or pull? There we go. There we are. You got to push it in, you got to pull it out. All right, we're going over here to Starbucks where they all are. They're all sitting down having their coffee and their lattes and this and that and this and that. All right, I retired, I retired, I retired the Converse. See?

Oh, those are I like those.

I needed something I could walk in every day and, and use it to shop every day. So yeah, they're pretty comfortable. They flex real good.

How many did you buy, Michael?

So I bought 2 black ones and 1 pair of red ones.

Mike doesn't buy just once, he buys in multiples.

I mean, I go through shoes. Like, I walk 15,000, 20,000 steps a day. Like, yeah.

Oh, those are nice.

I go through shoes easy.

Okay, I'm, I'm going to be honest with you, I'm the same way. When I find something I really like, I buy it. Okay, so these, I use these out in the shop.

Yeah, I mean, especially if you wear them every day, you know.

I have 4 pairs. Yeah, I have these, I have a new pair in a box at home, and I have 2 that are my switch out.

Yeah, yeah. So I'm not using all these boxes. I'm going to take all this stuff out because I don't need this crap.

We can— we do when we get to the house.

I'm not doing when I get to the house. I'm going to do it here.

Oh, okay.

Cuz I don't want to carry all this. So here's the red one.

Oh, I like the red ones. Yeah, come on.

I think Dad taught the people in there some new words.

Oh Jesus Christ, what words?

Broke ass, broke ass hater, man. Go to hell. Yeah, I told all my broke ass haters go to hell. Hell, they can't afford no damn shoes no damn way. I can guarantee I probably put 20,000 miles on them Converse. We done inside the mall, now we're going outside the mall to little flea markets. I've got to find me a daggum protein shake. I gotta find me some chicken. I gotta find something because I am starving. All right, so now we're going out here. Where we're going to, you said the little shops or something? All right, ready? They gonna let us through. Now earlier we had a Karen situation. I don't think I'm gonna post that because it was a little much, and, uh, some people might not like the way I handled that situation, but you don't stand in a damn parking spot trying to hold a parking spot for your friend. It's like 15 minutes away. But that's another story. What'd you do, stepping crap? This is where they dock all the little boats and all that stuff at. The, uh, crew— the cruise ships come in over here on the left. So this is what— what is this, downtown Aruba? All right, fix your hair, do the perfect picture. So if you want to go submarines, you go submarines here. And that right there is where they, uh, park all the, uh, the cruise ships. So like right there. Here, let me see if I can fix this. See submarines. Hey, you take your damn submarine up underwater. Yeah, he thought he'd just squeal his tires. Pretty cool guy. All right, let's see what kind of knickknack paddywhack crap they got up in here. Oh, hey, I wonder if they got any of those chicken taco things that I eat. Is it? Well, I guess if that's— look, that place is full of money. Hey, I'mma tell you what, if you're a poor person, come in here, you'll get rich just pulling money off the— look at that. You'll get rich just pulling money off the daggum walls, man. That place is full of money. Which one you like better? Which hat you like better? That one? What's they got on there? Let's see. Show me. Oh, look at that! Look at them big old pencils right there. Look, you draw all kinds of stuff. You like this dress? You like that blue dress for you? You do?

All right, let me see. That's pretty.

Yeah, let's see. Turn around, let me see.

Hold it up so Mike can see.

All right, that looks good. I like it.

You like that one?

So now she's looking for a bag for her cousin. We done spent over $12,000 today. All right, we're done shopping way down here, downtown Aruba. We're going to head back to the car. Make sure you like, follow, and subscribe to the channel. That really, really helps us out a lot.