SC Pictures | Mansfield, Texas | Healthcare :90 | Director Stewart Cohen

The video presents a short, absurdist sketch in which three speakers (A, B, and C) hold a mock brainstorming session about how to discourage people from seeking the exceptionally good healthcare available in Mansfield, Texas. Speaker A opens by noting the unrealistically short wait times (‑0.05 seconds) and suggests that the city needs to lower this average by making the hospitals less appealing. The participants propose increasingly dark and comedic ideas: locking doctors in their homes, permanently sealing hospital doors, installing speakers that play screams outside the facility, dressing doctors in Grim Reaper costumes and beak masks, flooding elevators with fake blood, and even naming a disease after Mansfield. The dialogue is repetitive, exaggerated, and delivered in a tongue‑in‑cheek tone, highlighting the absurdity of trying to sabotage a positive public service. The sketch serves as a satirical commentary on how communities might react to being perceived as having “too good” healthcare, using hyperbolic, horror‑themed imagery for comedic effect.










