About Last Night in Baltimore! 3 FlGHTS, 3 Security Guards & 1 Police Office Quit! 🙈

What's going on, Winos? Good morning, good morning, good morning! How you guys doing? Hello, hello! I'll tell y'all what happened. The Winos don't know how to act. They ain't gonna have been here, so you know they be sending out these notifications late and everything. So trying to make sure I hide my background, eyes black and everything. Let me see what's going on here. Hold on, hold on. Come on up in here, throw them Glasses up. They be taking forever with the notifications. Hey y'all, hey, what's going on? Hey, good morning, Sean David Way. Shout out to Sean David Way, we coming through to your city, okay? Y'all make sure y'all follow Sean David Way. This ain't no hat, this is a headscarf, okay? Baltimore, Baltimore, Baltimore, Baltimore. You niggas don't know how to fucking act. Seriously, real talk. They start fighting in the show, outside of the show, the whole Baltimore. First of all, I was trying to figure out, I was like, why does the club have 22 security guards? I came with my own. I had Secret Service agents. You know, I'm a bit bougie. I want my people to wear suits, not tracksuits, okay? They had on tracksuits. With guns and shit. Listen, listen, all I know, all I know, we good and dead into the show. A couple start arguing, this lady started pushing her husband face, and I was like, hey, hey, hey, don't do that. I don't know if you just saw that white girl get her ass whooped by her white boyfriend. She kept hitting him in the face and he grabbed that bitch and she's like, oh, he killing me, he killing me. I said, now when he snatch your ass up around here, I ain't gonna be able to help you. I ain't gonna be able to help you. So they ended up getting escorted out. Next thing you know, the whole security team out there because they fighting, and then they turn around and start fighting the security guards. More people get escorted out. My fucking security team is out there on the ground fighting people, and one police officer— tomorrow I had to ask ways. Like, I'm telling you, Tanae, you was there last night. I said, this is crazy. We— and we had— we can't say we didn't have more than enough security either. That— no, no. I just wanted to tell y'all what was going on last night. I'm down here getting ready to go shoot a little film and stuff. They got me booked for movie roles and stuff. We're gonna see how I do. Okay, I'm playing myself. I'm playing myself. We go Y'all pray for me, okay? Y'all pray for me. You said you can't wait till I come to St. Louis, Missouri. Yep, we're gonna be in St. Louis, but next weekend, next Sunday, we're gonna be in Pleasanton, California, which is Oakland. So y'all make sure y'all get y'all tickets. We got a few left. I think they're gonna add a second show. They said they'll let me know by Tuesday if we're gonna add a second show or not, okay? So they're trying to figure out because somebody else is trying to take that spot, but we'll see how the winos do. But we'll definitely be in Pleasanton, California, North California, next Sunday at 7 PM Eastern Standard Time. Los Angeles I don't know. See, y'all got to talk to my tour manager. My tour manager is booking all my shows. I don't know why he didn't choose LA, but he did not. We just added New York City. We just added, uh, I think he's adding Chicago, but we'll see what's going on in New York. But, but here's the thing, out of, out of the 3 cities that I've gone to, I would say Naples, Atlanta, and Baltimore. I don't know, man. I'm gonna have to probably get Baltimore to let us I, I'm gonna have to get— I love Atlanta, don't get me wrong, I do, but I'm gonna have to give Baltimore— I'm gonna have— I, I don't think I've seen a litter crowd. I, I don't think— I just, I'm telling you, it was just— you had to be there to know. You talking about a shout out to Tasha? I thought you said a shootout. Oh my God, Houston will be there in October. So don't you worry, we're gonna let y'all know when the tickets is on sale. Yes, but it was lit. I'm hungover. I didn't start really drinking until after the show. I hit like a quarter bottle of custom Migos because it was just so lit. Um, the staff— because a lot of people don't follow me— they was just like, we didn't know what you did, but oh my God, like, this is incredible. I said, no, it's a secret society. We damn near the Masons, okay? You got to be invited in to be a wino. You can't be soft. You got to be ready to fight at all fucking times and talk shit. Okay, okay, do not play. The one police officer quit. Why did the police officer quit, Jason? What happened? All I know is they was out there fighting in the lobby during the middle of the show. Like, I'm on the stage, I'm still cracking jokes, they out there fighting. All you hear, boom, bam, boom, boom. They closing the door. The security walking back in, breathing hard. I said, oh my God, let me keep— and it got so bad at one point my audience stood up to see what the fuck was going on because they didn't know if they were gonna start shooting. I said, y'all better sit y'all motherfucking ass the fuck down because ain't nobody getting no refunds for shit. You walk out that door, that's it. They sat their ass down and finished the show, let the motherfuckers fight outside. I swear to God, ain't nobody shooting out there. They checked everybody, they were patting people people down. They weren't playing that shit. You said, was it the lady or the guy? Was it the lady or the guy that quit? It was a lady. It was a lady and the guy. Yes, the guy's gonna become sure. Yes, he— one of them said, I'm, I'm too— I'm too— what do you say? I'm done with this shit. He about to be a sheriff. He about to go just serve warrants. I said, okay, well, they gonna beat your ass serving warrants too. Shit. You said my husband is NYPD officer, he could hook you up for July. No, no, we got Secret Service July. So I have a Secret Service team. I swear to God, they got it all. They got Obama, politicians, and everybody. So they already know. They secure the perimeter before I even get out of the car. They treat me like I'm a president. They moved me from cars to cars. They had white hoods waiting at the back door for me by my car. The Secret Service had done— did a pass-off. We drove out the hotel, they passed me off somewhere else in different cars. I was like, damn. Y'all really working for this buddy. That was not play. I said, this is crazy. They literally— you ready? All right, duck down, get in the car, bye. What the fuck? Like, this crazy. So yeah, but I had a good fucking time, Baltimore. I really did. It reminded me of just when I lived here. Well, I didn't live in Baltimore. I live in Hagerstown, but I tell everybody Baltimore because it ain't nothing to brag about. Hagerstown ain't shit to brag about. Yeah, I know y'all see I'm in DC, but, um, I'm down here. I'm about to shoot a little movie, like I said. But, um, yeah, like, I just— we had a great time, and we were gonna try to do two shows because people were still trying to get tickets. But like I said, Sherri Shepherd took the slot from me. They say she didn't even sell out the slot. They was pissed. They was like, we should have just gave it to you. Shout out to Sharon Shepherd though, but I love her. But it was— I don't know, they— she's— she looks sold out to me. I don't know what the fuck went on with the logistics, okay? You know I talk too much, but I'm just saying, business is business. So they said she was trying to stay for my show, but she had to get on her private jet and leave. I thought, oh, I didn't know she had a private jet. I don't know, that's bullshit right there. But talk to her. Look, Jerry Springer had one, some shit. Listen, but if you was at the show last night, I hope you had a great fucking time. Please guys, get your tickets. We are adding cities as we go, so I may end up being on tour for the full year because I know in November we're adding DC and we're gonna do 4 shows in DC. So we're gonna do a whole weekend in DC. Um, so make sure, tashakonstage.com, tashakonstage.com, that is where y'all can get everything, where I'm gonna be, what I'm doing, tashakonstage.com. And get your tickets. All right, so I love you guys. Please don't mind my black eyes, that's the mascara. That's why I don't like wearing mascara. I gotta stop wearing it, but you know, that's why I've been trying to switch to eyelashes, even though my eyelashes are just as long as regular, like, you know, as eyelashes that you buy. But it's this shit fucking the dark, and I ain't got no— that's goddamn makeup. They say it's bat shit, that's what they say. So we're coming to Cleveland. We're coming to Cleveland, Ohio. You said security was in my face like I did something. Priscilla, what you do? What you do? Listen, you can't wait for the New York show. Okay, yep, we're gonna be in Philadelphia. Yes, we are. I know I need to do something with these. I'm gonna have a reduction. I ain't gonna have no titties next year. None. I'm gonna have nipples. That's it. That's it. Okay, so listen, I love you guys. Jasmine, you about to take off? Jasmine about to head back. So I hope you guys enjoyed last night. We did. Please make sure you reserve your tickets, and Tuesday we'll let Pleasanton, California know if we're gonna add a second show, okay? So, but make sure y'all go ahead and cop the rest of those, all right? I love you guys, and I'll see you soon. Bye! Pray for me, I'm about to shoot a movie, y'all. A movie. Me? I ain't walking no red carpet unless they gonna pay for my dress, limo, all that shit, okay? I'm not doing my hair. And they gotta pay for the work of a miss to come on the red carpet, okay? Till then, I'm gonna report it from— I'm gonna promote it from a chair. Okay? Listen, I love you guys. Bye. Bye. How you end this shit? It's been a minute.