BREAKING | Phaedra Parks is back on RHOA| Tiffany Haddish DRAGS Africans |Adele & Rich Paul | Offset

Tasha Kebe and Melly Monaco riff on lies single women tell themselves, then promote Tasha's Wine, Gossip & Comedy tour hitting Miami, Cleveland, St. Louis, and Houston for New Year's Eve. She's launching tashaklive.com with exclusive behind-the-scenes content and Kim Porter gossip.
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All right. Can you turn it up a little bit? The music's so low. Oh my gosh. I like to feel my beat. Just like when the beat drop for y'all, I want to hear it drop for me too and get me all amped up and everything. You gonna turn the sound down when the show start? Let that beat ride. Let that beat ride. Hey! 10 seconds until we get this show started. All right. Remember, moderators, no blocking. And you got to subscribe If you want to stick with us because we're a secret society. And if anybody asks, everything's allegedly in my name. So allegedly, y'all rest your head in the wine glass. Hey, I ain't even have my fork in my head. Excuse me. Attention, please. Attention, please. May I have everybody's attention, please? I have an announcement to make. Shout out to the whiteos that actually brought the glasses like this to the New York show, okay? I gotta tell you, and they handed me one, they said, "Here, queen." And I took it and I poured the bottle on up. Now, what's going on? Let me see the comments for a second. You know I like to parlay with y'all before the show start. We got two shows, of course. We got this show, and then we got tashaklive.com show. Right after this, okay? And so on this show today, yes, everything is allegedly even my name because we ain't got no fucking money, okay? Today we're gonna be talking about Phaedra Parks' return to the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Y'all said y'all wouldn't watch it, but I'm gonna call y'all bluff on that, okay? Definitely gonna be discussing Gilbert Arenas and his little engagement that's going on. Oh yes, oh yes. Oh, we gonna discuss that because I got some questions that she didn't ask the fiancé. And so we're gonna ask some questions today. Definitely gonna be talking about Offset being outside. Okay, it's summertime, City Boys is up. Uh, who else we gonna be discussing? Let me move the comments out just for just a little second here. Let me, let me see, because you know my memory ain't too good. Oh, that— I get Tiffany Haddish being dragged by the Africans. It ain't just me no more. And I'm like, Lord, I'm, I'm sucking off Africans, okay? Why I still get dragged, you know what I'm saying? So I just don't understand. Y'all just be coming for everybody. Africa, y'all need a trio. Y'all need to chill down, okay? Also gonna be discussing— who else? Oh, last but not least, Adele. Oh, do we got some wine on that? Okay, I gotta tell y'all what she did. She had to pull one of us. She had to reach in her black bag and she had to conjure the spirit of a black woman to get this man to marry her. Oh yes, she did. Oh yes, she did. And we got all the wine, okay? Now listen, before we get started with this hand, hand, hand wine, I definitely gonna let you know what's coming up, gonna let you know what city we gonna be in next, all right? And also, did I tell y'all that them Houston tickets is on sale? Mm-hmm. All the tickets is right here now, okay?
On—
let me see, this side. No, no, this side. There we go. Okay, right here we got a QR code because most of y'all watch me anyway on television. All you got to do is scan the QR code and get your tickets. Now I know people think Houston is just like, oh, well, I seen her in New York, I ain't got to see her here. No, no, no. This is our end of the year wino celebration. This is a party for all the winos? How many creators is having parties for all the winos, okay? And you just so happen to get a show, so don't slip up and miss this wino weekend celebration because you thought it was something that you had saw on the tour, and it's not, okay? Yes, this is the end and the closeout of our tour, but we closing out the New Year partying wino style. What we look like as winos not showing up to New Year's Eve without champagne? What we look like? Everybody else staying home. We the only fan base gonna get it popping, okay? We gonna get it popping. So y'all make sure y'all secure y'all tickets, reserve y'all seats before they're gone, 'cause we only got a limited amount. We'll put the festivity seats on sale next month. Those are the breakout things that we're gonna be doing as winos together. We may do a little skating, we may do some yoga, we may do some wine tasting on the winery. All of this is going down in Houston. But the main attraction is on sale, and that is our New Year's Eve celebration, okay? So we got some comedy, we got some wine, we got some gossip, we got some sketch comedy, you know what I'm saying? We got an after party, we got all of that, okay? So the tickets are on sale, they starting at $65. You go to your QR code, reserve them now before Christmas and stuff. Get in y'all way. Y'all be like, I wish I could go celebrate myself, but I don't spend all my damn money on these kids and stuff. Yeah. Okay, tashakonstage.com for all the tickets, all right, in Miami. We'll see you this Sunday. Make sure y'all cop y'all tickets because we got some, uh, uh, tickets left. But in the meantime, before we get this show started, okay, let me just shut up. We gotta let you know what's coming up, okay, on tashaklive.com or with the sponsors. I don't know who's sponsoring today, all right, but we gotta pay the bills around here, which means, uh, what is the damn saying again? See, Jasmine on vacation, I lost my mind. We're going to commercial break. Let's go, let's go.
How was your birthday, man? What was your wish for this year?
Oh man, my birthday was amazing. I sold out 2 shows at the Uptown Comedy Corner for my birthday. We kicked off the Wine, Gossip, and Comedy Tour. It was absolutely amazing, okay? And my wish honestly is to spend New Year's Eve with the Winos in Houston. So I'm trying to put that together there right now as we speak, okay? But the best part about it though is the girls went home. They all made it home safe.
Did you miss me though? For real?
Because we—
I miss you.
I mean, it seems like a thing.
Did you know I'm married? No, I didn't miss you. No.
Why won't you party with me for your birthday?
For my birthday? My birthday was fine. What you mean party with you for your birthday?
No, but me and you ain't never really party, you know what I'm saying?
You know why we ain't damn party. Don't act like that. You know why we ain't party. They kicking in both your damn houses and shit, arresting people. They done them five videos. You beating women and shit. People been talking shit about you for years. Absolutely not. You know why you ain't motherfucking partying? Shit. Everybody gon leave safe. Eyes eyes, brother. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes.
Eyes. Eyes.
Eyes. Winos, sometimes Diddy is gonna want to party, and you got to tell him no. I'm reserving New Year's Eve to party with my wanos in Houston, Texas. Get your glasses ready to bring in the new year with me at Bayou city event center, December 30. And after the show is the after party. And after the party is the— uh-uh, we ain't doing none of that in Houston. Them numbers is too hot and too high right now. I can't wait to see y'all in Houston. Let the countdown begin for a night of wine, gossip, and comedy. Tickets on sale right now via tashakonstage.com. Now! Cam, I'm surprised that production cleared you to do this interview. Because they don't never clear during the middle of the season. Why are they terrified of you?
Because I'm Cam. I'm not the rest of them dudes.
You seem like a family dude to me.
I am a family dude, but I know the business.
Uh-huh.
And you can't tell me what to do. First time going to prison, I went to the federal penitentiary.
How much weed was you moving?
A lot.
You have to stay within the legal realms of smoke or of selling weed. You can get a license for it. See, had you would have just taken a little bit more time and got a license to sell it, you would have been fine.
If Martin Luther King would have been quiet, he wouldn't have been Martin Luther King.
Did you just compare weed dealing I'm Martin Luther King of marijuana. But anyway, congratulations on the new pregnancy. Y'all ain't wasting no time. I'll be fucking— fuck, why did you rush her in the marriage? People felt like you rushed her in the marriage at all.
When I was locked up, I told her I'm not gonna sell you no unicorn.
And that's just— you're a grown man, you don't have to tell nobody, you know what you're doing. Why you—
I'm an entertainer, you have to tell everybody.
That's—
things be getting confused. Like, they be feeling so bad. You put yourself in these positions for people to have opinions about your life, but then you want people to buy your music, or you people want people to like stream your videos or whatever you do, but then you don't want nobody to have no opinion on your everyday life.
So you don't think they're watching your wife? They're watching you?
They watching her for her beauty, but they streaming and recapping because of what I do. I can show you receipts. But one thing about it is every dollar I get, literally every dollar I get, my wife gets. I ain't nothing to talk about.
This a good man. So you get paid on Friday, you give her the check?
I get paid any day.
I get a check.
Absolutely anything I do besides just TV.
Watch this full program and other exclusive content on www.tashaklive.com. All right, winos, if you enjoy shows like this and would like to see more with me on stage in your city, well, I'm coming. Tickets on sale right now. Link in the description box as well as the bio. Hurry up now while tickets last, okay? Hey Miami, I'm gonna see you this Sunday. Pull up. I know y'all out here school shopping and shit, me too, okay? But you got $30 or $40, that's all that count, okay? So I can't wait to see y'all real quick, okay? Before we get into Phaedra, pause, hold on for a second. Y'all know I'm going on vacation at the end of the month. Bondi gonna be sitting in. Y'all better treat her nice because she expensive, okay? She's not cheap. She's not one of these working girls out here. You know, we got street walkers and we got the ones— you got the cars in the hotel, bond up there with them. All right, so she cost a pretty penny to get over here, and y'all better not embarrass me. Why not? Y'all better treat her with the utmost level of respect. Do you understand what I'm saying? Okay, I need my vacation. That's how I keep my skin looking good. And for those of y'all that notice that I'm losing weight, y'all better not be out here telling no lies, telling me I'm on that Ozempic. I got thyroid problems, so no, they denied me. So I am losing weight the healthy way, because you know every time we go on vacation we got to lose weight, get the stomach flat for the first day, and then after that we eat tacos for the rest of the day. Okay, so listen, I don't want to hear it. I'm gonna— Tasha don't want to— got her shot. No, I didn't. Okay, no, I didn't. So Candy, somebody check on Candy. Candy, it's Candy. I need somebody to check on Candy. Not only did these people demote her to the point, they like cut her hours. Y'all ever had a job like that where they cut y'all hours and they trying to get you to quit 'cause they don't wanna fire you? You know what I'm saying? Because if they fire you, you may get a little unemployment. But if you quit, you only get one week or maybe two weeks of unemployment 'cause you get to go down there and apply and they'll give you the unemployment. But then once they investigate as to why you ain't there no more, they ain't gonna pay you no more. Okay, anybody ever had a job like that? So they cut her hours. So she trying to say, well, I quit. No, they cut your hours. They didn't want you. Your storyline was tired. You and Ty was out here planting stories, talking about, you know, y'all was going to divorce, and, you know, he was out here cheating. Anything that you could for a storyline, and they got rid of you. And then here's the thing, I'm gonna be honest with you, the show hit a decline anyway when Phaedra left. The show hit an ultimate decline anyway when Phaedra left. But if Real Housewives of Atlanta wanted to see— I'm talking about a season that would have broke records. They would have let Phaedra— we can put Phaedra picture— they would have let Phaedra stay her ass right there and film Kandi going to file a lawsuit. They sure would have. They sure would have. I would have filmed the whole thing. Like I said, that's why me, when, when I start producing these shows and stuff, y'all going to see everything. Y'all gonna see it all the way down to the fire room. We're gonna have y'all in. We're gonna have production. Production is going to have to sign. They gonna be filmed. We're doing it now. That's TV style. Everybody in the— you on this set, you can film. So when they let her go over them so-called allegations and everything, they should have filmed the whole thing, but instead they wanted to appease Kandi. Then to them ratings decline Then they had to cut her pay until she cut herself on out the show. But now Portia has entered the building, okay? And we thought we was gonna get some divorce wine. She was setting up her whole storyline only for it to not be filmed at all. I said, Portia, see, you could have kept your husband. You did all that to sacrifice your husband. The whole time you could have kept him. You could have kept the Rolls-Royce. You could have kept the whole house. Now you can't even film in the house. You can't do nothing, child. You can't do nothing. Simon said he wants to see every piece of footage. He better not see a couch. He better not see a ceiling fan. He better not see his pajamas in any of those scenes, or Bravo is gonna have a problem. That's what he said, okay? And so Portia, she got to keep the car, you know what I'm saying? She got some good lawyers, but she can't film that show in that house. And so what better way— because Kendra, we ain't got a picture of Kendra. I don't think we really need one. But here's the thing, Kendra ain't there no more. So it's like, who we gonna watch? Who are we gonna watch? And so I thought it was absolutely genius to bring back Frick and Frack. If they were gonna say— if they were gonna save this franchise in any way possible, what better way than to bring back Frick and Frack? So Phaedra, Phaedra, Come on back up here, girl. Phaedra, come on up. Come on up back. Phaedra, welcome back. Welcome back. Let me tell you something, that check must have been good for her to leave one reality show. And I think they in the middle of filming, if I'm not mistaken, Married to Medicine. For her to really leave one reality show with a fake doctor she was messing with— you're a veterinarian or something like that? I don't know, child. I didn't never watch the show. I can't stand that squeaky squirrel voice that Dr. Heavenly got, so I just opt to pass, okay? But she said, I gots to go. She said, "I gots to go." And then, I don't know how true it is, but I did hear that they were trying to sneak Apollo and his wife onto the show because Apollo got his own drama. Phaedra's ex-husband saying that he allegedly done beat that lady, is what they saying. The police was called up over there to that house and apparently they were supposed to confront Phaedra over them not being able to see the kids. But why would you let them see the kids if the police is being called to the house? This is the whole reason why she left Apollo anyway, because Things got too hot around here, so I got to protect the children. So Phaedra said, listen, I know that check was good. I— and listen, they owe her for back pay. They owe her for embarrassing her, for firing her for no damn reason. They owe her for all of that. And I just hope that she stands behind everything. If she's as messy as she was back in the past, I guarantee her and Portia finna turn it up. They finna turn it up. We ain't worried about the mother girls. I said they got to do something because you done fired all your A-list cast. Now all they got to do is let Nene back. You let Nene back, we back. You let Nene back, we back. Let me see the comments. Am I lying? Am I lying? Let me see the comments for a second. Am I lying? Let Nene back in the building, we back. Period. We all going down to the show. So, but congratulations to Phaedra. I hope she bring it. But like I said, I think we're gonna need Nene to save the day because Phaedra and Portia too close. And then Phaedra can't confront Kandi because Kandi fired. And so, uh, for those of y'all that claim that Kandi wasn't fired, when they cut your pay, they're getting ready to fire you. That's what they really— yeah, and that's what— right, right, Special K. Somebody check on Candy right now, okay? And Nene looks great. I don't see what the problem is. She said she was sorry. Damn, she said she was sorry. And so I— look, they, they need to pop out and show niggas if they really— if they really serious about saving this fan tribe, they need to pop out and show niggas. So I'm here, I'm here. They got just a little bit of me. Them first 2 episodes better be popping. All right, now, oh, exclusive Adele. Okay, so y'all remember how I told you that, you know, let me, let me bring it back just a little bit for you, okay? For those of y'all that didn't catch this part, because I know I got a lot of shows, they real long. Um, we stopped cutting them up. Maybe we need to start recutting them up and putting them on the backup page for y'all so y'all can see them again and we can grab them when we need them, you know what I'm saying? Because a lot of times we got to go through and filter through, through what I said. But remember I told you how he didn't really want her? Remember how I told you it was like he looked at this as a business deal? You know, he manages LeBron James. We're talking about Rich Paul. Uh, this is LeBron James' manager, and then he manages a few other basketball players too. So he's self-made. He didn't go to school to be no agent or nothing like that, okay? And so, um, you know, I think it's good that LeBron LeBron James and them, the basketball players got a Black agent because the Black agent is looking out for him and he's been with LeBron his entire career. So obviously he ain't stealing, okay? But when it do come to stealing, you know, when you really wanna make it to a threshold, you gotta cross over. You gotta hop over the picket line, the gun line, okay? This is the gun line. So this is a desperate, vulnerable ex-wife, okay, married to her previous manager He messed up all the money, okay? She was married to a white man. Adele loses her weight, she looking, you know, she looking cute. I said, okay, Adele, you know what I'm saying? And then he quickly ends up setting up a business meeting with her, and she said she thought, you know, he was there for, you know, like to date her. He was like, no, I was there on business. So she was like, but I want to date you. And so him being the hustler that he is, he said, okay, you ain't said nothing. I didn't know we were going this far. So I get to fuck you and I get the manager? Oh, that's a win-win. That's a win-win. That's rich. His name Rich Paul, so that's really rich of him, okay? We really like what Chris Brown say, we really rich, okay? We really rich. And it's a power couple, why not? Okay? And so here's the thing. She done— You know, when you mess with Black D a lot, people forget how powerful it can be. And so it had got so, so bad for Adele at one time that she done gained all her damn weight back. Y'all notice that? She went from slim vegan, she had to cook this man some pork chops so she can't smell him too much longer. And he ain't finna be vegan for nobody. He skinny for life. You know them little men, them little men ain't got to watch the weight, but she do got to watch before her ass ain't going to be able to sit on him and ride him. He going to be like, baby, get up, you too heavy. Baby, baby, I can't breathe. Baby, you already know how it's going to go down. So she done gained all her weight back. She done got a new man, cuz you know that's what we do, we lose weight to look cute. Like I'm getting ready to lose weight to go on my vacation and stuff so I can look cute and everything just for the photos. But then, you know, We do this a lot when we break up with people. We want to reinvent ourselves for the next person. And so she reinvented herself, snagged her up the next person. He never wanted her, he wanted a business deal, but he said, why not take a 2 for 1? It's a coupon. So she throwing it, I'mma catch it. All right, and it's small, but now, you know what I'm saying, it's a little thick because like I said, there's a few things you got to do in order to appease a black man. Now he's a working black man, you know, and he working for her as well. So she gets a residency. When I tell you, the dick had her so crazy. Rich Paul's dick had her so crazy, why she canceled the residency to go ride past the house to see if he was home like he had told her. Adele did this. Soon as she in the middle of rehearsal now, I'm gonna get to the exclusive part of the video, just hold on, I'm just giving y'all some backstory. She in rehearsal. "Hey y'all, y'all go ahead, take it from the 4 count. Take it from the top. Let me call and check on my man." "Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'll say it, give me a second. Take it from the 4 count." "Okay." He's not answering. So she calls again. "I'm on the phone. This is important. You know what to do." "Hey Rich babe, it's Adele. I've called you." 4 times. Um, you're not picking up. You said you were off today, so I don't understand why you're not picking up. I'm in Vegas, it's really hot here. We're stressed. I was calling to tell you about our day. We were supposed to FaceTime and do lunch together, but you're not picking up, so I guess I'll just call you back. Okay, bye. She's sitting over there. You know, you know when somebody done checked out when the dancers come talk to you or the, or the musicians come talk to you. So she's sitting up over there and they trying to tell Adele, hey, can we— are we supposed to start from the 3? You— hey, hey, hey, listen to me. I gotta, I gotta take a break for a second. Something just came up with my kids. I'm gonna go handle this in the back. So she calls him again. Oh, so you just— let me just send him a text. Let me see if the location is on. There's no location. Tour is canceled. She done canceled the whole damn residency to go fly to the house. To see if what he was doing. I said, see, that black deer gets you every time, child. It'll have you losing your job, leaving your work, riding past. You still— and it's bad when you still got to ride past somebody's house this day and time. This day and time, you should be able to pop up on a location on a Google Map. All of Shake's Google Maps come to my phone, okay? He got like 7 emails, so his phone— if one Google Map is off from the other, I know something is off, okay? Even though he don't really go nowhere, but still, it could be somebody in the building next door. I just, what are you stopping in the Canvas building for, huh? Who's there? Oh, coffee machine, okay. And so here's the thing, canceled the residency, then restarted the residency once everything cooled off. She said, I gotta go be with my man, my man needs me first. No, she was at home watching his ass. She was at home with her shades on, and her fan watching his ass. He like, baby, you gonna go to work today? I ain't got to work today. That's it. I took my time. I took time off. Yeah. So, you know, rumors was swirling that they were already married. I already knew they weren't, okay? And so here's the thing, I don't know if y'all saw the reports last week. She said she moving to England. That was everywhere. Adele moving back to England. I said, why is she moving back to England? I know Rich ain't gonna move back to England. He from damn Ohio. He ain't going to no England. What's going on? 2 days later, Adele's engaged. She's staying. How many of y'all don't fake like y'all was moving to get, to get a black man to propose to y'all. How many of y'all don't fake like you finna move? You don't bought a house? She done called the realtor, set it up. I gotta go because I am not about to— you, you are not milking the cow even though I'm already milk. I'm white milk. You are not milking it for free. Listen, I need to see the comments. Let me see the comments for a second. I need to see this for real, for real. All of us done been there. Come on now, all of us up, all of us that did some shit like that, you fake like you leaving, you fake like you really finna go, like you got— listen, like you better— I'm over, I am not settling, I'm sorry, I got a baby, you know, this is not— I am a— I am marriage material, all I know is marriage. Okay? And you got me sitting here, we living in this big house. What if something happens to me? What if something happens to me? What— Like, you're managing everything. My family— You're not gonna get anything. That's when he was like, you know what, let me go get this bitch a ring right now. Let me just—
Let me just—
Let me— I'll be right back. I said, listen, I said Adele ain't fooling nobody. I'm gonna fool my source. I said Adele ain't fooling nobody. She don't fake like she finna move back to England. Rich ain't moving no England. The hell, bitch, you staying right here. We moving to Ohio. But listen, she had to do all that to get a ring, okay. I don't even think he's been married before, so this is the second time. So I already know what these conversations went like. I'm telling you, I already know. I already know how it went. You could just imagine what went on in that house. Girl, so when he gonna marry you? Child, I don't know, but he better act fast. I'm not, I'm not, you know, she probably don't stop cooking, she stopped talking to him, she was probably sleeping in the guest room, you know what I'm saying? Every time she see him walk down the hall, she walk the other way. You know what I'm saying? Like, she acting like she about to— she dating somebody, she too busy. He pacing around. She finna really make me marry her. Do I think it will last? It depends on if he's— you know how our black man can be. If he can be faithful within the first 3 years, I think yes. Okay, it's something about marriage and black men and that lockdown, it's hard for them to be faithful the first 3 years. You got to make it past the first 3 years, then you got to make it past the first, uh, 10 years because you got to forgive him, you know what I'm saying? And then that's smooth sailing. We'll know, we'll know. But she in love though. You can tell she in love. She done gained weight. That's the only time women gain weight, when they're in love or they stressed out. Okay, moving on. Y'all, y'all, come on now, we at least gotta give him a chance. She love him, child. I'm telling anybody that canceled their residency, this lady got paid, I believe it was like $150 million for her residency. For her to cancel it and put it on hold because she had to go ride past the house to see who this was with, I said, don't you got— bring cameras— don't you got at least one head household manager to watch his ass? Adele, you ain't supposed to call out from work, child. I done done it before. I ain't— I don't even blame her. Y'all, there's no show tonight. I got to go see something. I'll be right back. Moving on. Congratulations to the newly engaged. But listen, we know what it's going to be. So listen, hopefully we won't be here in 3 years with no scandal. Rich Paul outside with a And you know he's staying white. He done got spoiled. He done got spoiled. He ain't going back to Black women. He done. Those days are over. It's a wrap, okay? It's a wrap. Moving on. Tiffany Haddish. Oh Lord Jesus, I tell you, that girl stay getting cussed out just as much as I get sued. You cannot make this up. I said, when I saw the Africans dragging Tiffany Here's my thing, here's my thing. Tiffany, you know, like I said, I forgive her. She ain't been messing with no children here lately. You know, she obviously hit rock bottom. She's still able to, you know, hang on. I saw her little part in, you know, Bad Boys. They gave her her part, 'cause that was her part. That was very Tiffany-ish. I ain't gonna ruin it for you if you ain't seen Bad Boys 4, okay? But she trying to still get her name back out there. It's hard to drop from A-list A to Z, you know. At least she ain't on Zeus, so no, she's not Z because Z stands for Zeus. So A to— let's just say C-list. She's C-list. I ain't gonna hit her that hard. She's C-list, okay. Oh y'all, sorry. Hey, say hey to Teddy. His ass is back at work. He said the reason he went here is because he had a stalker in the office next door and he was trying to avoid her because he hit her and he didn't want to call her. So that's where he been. He just been staying away because he didn't want to cause no issues. I had to sneak his ass up in here. Say hey, Teddy. Okay, back to Tiffany. Tiffany down there in Africa, okay, she's supposed to be getting some. She— you in Africa and you single, that's like being in a chocolate candy store, like all-you-can-eat chocolate, right? So you're supposed to be in Africa getting deep down by Africans, long dick Africans, okay? Don't let me go around be single in Africa, okay? I'll be with the president of Zimbabwe my damn self. Yes, I'm the sixth wife. Hey y'all, how y'all doing? How y'all doing? I'm the sixth wife. I can't have no babies and that's why he said yes. How y'all doing? I'm the traveling wife, okay? I'm the trophy wife. I'm the youngest wife. But yes, that's what Tiffany is supposed to be doing. But instead of her down there hopping on political, okay, or, or blood diamondy, she down there— I'm talking about the man that sell the diamonds, okay? Then what she doing in a grocery store? Let's go to— hey y'all, so I'm out here in Zimbabwe. In Arhary. And look at the grocery store! They got a grocery store! It's beautiful, it's beautiful in a grocery store. Look at these organic strawberries. This what I love, they sell sugarcane, and it is fire. They got the dates on deck. How much are these? $67. Girl, the price is different, but it do look like it's expensive. Look at this grocery store, it's huge. It's absolutely humongous in Africa, baby. Yeah, believe it, believe it, believe it, believe it. Africa, Zimbabwe. Uh-huh. I just like demystifying All right, pause, pause. Okay, okay, now I know you like, Tasha, what does this got to do with anything? If you've ever been to any country in Africa, you know what she talking about. Sheck over here laughing his ass off because she claims, oh my God, they got grocery stores and they don't stink. Here's the thing, I'm always getting dragged by Africans myself, okay? Because here's the thing, I married an American African, you know, 'cause he act very American-ish with me. But then when we got to Africa, he quickly turned into, you know, sharing bowl water to wash his hands with 9 different people and eating with the same hand and using that, the other hand to clean his, yeah, it's a lot, okay? And then when you go to the grocery stores, they stink real bad. I— don't be calling me no lie, shake over there. Somebody lie. Listen to me, it's not that it's not— it's like a, a bad smell. It's the food smell. It's like the smoked fish that they use. Everything is fresh. I'm talking about they, they slaughter everything fresh, so the smell is It's not— they ain't, they ain't got much bleach that be going around in some stores, okay? And so for her to be like, it don't stink in here, it's nice— there was two ways people was taking it. One way, there is these, uh, uh, you know, stereotypes that Africa ain't got no grocery stores and stuff like that. Africa got some of the freshest food I've ever had, okay? I'm gonna be honest with you, okay? You want chicken, you go get it off the side of the road, they pluck it. You know what I'm saying? My son be on FaceTime with me like, "Mama, we finna slaughter this." Oh my God. Oh my God, I'm like, "Put the chicken down, let me, put the chicken down." "Nah, he gone, Mama, he gone. He about to go. Say prayers." Oh my God. So, and then, so people, you know, they applauded her for showing off Africa, basically saying, "Look, we do have grocery stores." But then for her to say it don't stink, because she know, and I know, as American women, when we go up in there, we'll be like, oh, wait a minute. As soon as that AC hits you, you're like, what the hell is that smell? And so you got to, you got to really swallow it because it's like, it's an underlying— and I'm like, they ain't got no bleach in here on aisle 4. What's going on? So my thing is, Tiff, you're dressed up, you got your makeup on. Let me see the comments. I know y'all— I know it's a lot of Africans that watch the show. I see the analytics. I see Nigeria. I see South. I see South Africa, I see Ghana. I see them. I see them. I see them. I'm just telling you from my experience. Okay, from my experience, yes. Let me see, let me see. Chinese investments are buying property up over there of Africa is full of fleas. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I love the organicness of Africa, and I hope they don't. you know what I'm saying? I like that I could go on the side of the road and get all my fruits in the morning, get my fresh bread. I love all of that. But yeah, it is nice sometime to go get some stuff that's already washed and clean, you know what I'm saying? Got a little preservative on it because, you know, a lot of times, you know, the power in and out, you ain't got stable power. So a lot of that food you got to eat the same day. There ain't no leftovers, okay? You get them to the house people. You said Zimbabweans are here, Tasha. Okay, shout out to the Zimbabwe. I see you, Yemu. I see you, baby. You're talking about Africans are hella musty. Don't do that. No, they work hard. Stop. We musty too. We musty too. Okay, who said Molly is in the house? I see you, Ems Tay. Okay, I see you. So there was two ways. Like I said, this video was taken, but I said, Tiff, you, you always out here, you know, bitching on the internet about, you know, you ain't getting no and you begging for dick and stuff like that. Girl, you in Africa. Why are you even grocery shopping? That's how I know she ain't getting none. Because see, he would've had a house girl, whoever she was messing with would've had a house girl down there shopping for her. Huh? That part. Okay. Mother-in-law would've been down there shopping or sitting her house girl, what you doing up in there? What you about to cook, Sylph? What you about to cook? Girl, Tiffany, I'm gonna need you to prioritize your time. You in a whole African country, girl, and all you gotta do is get him a green card, he'll be with you everywhere. Fine as hell. Okay, please Africa, don't drag me. I'm just saying from my experience, we got grocery stores over here that stink too. When I go into them farmers markets and the Chinese and stuff on out here, they be funky, they be smelling like bad fish, bad cat. Okay. A little bleach and clean it up. Yes, we're big, we're here. I'm still buying though, I'm still buying, I'm still shopping. Okay, shout out to Tim. Shit, go over there just busting out laughing anyway. Okay, moving on. We're gonna take a little break real quick before we get into this Offset outside and Gilbert Arenas being engaged. Those are our last two topics before we head over to TashaKLive.com and we talk about Matt Hoffa. We got an exclusive interview with Tony Wilridge, the gay Crips, uh, lover. Now he done got exposed. I said, how gay Crip get exposed by his gay lover for not being gay and being gay and being scamming in Houston? Scamming in Houston. Oh my, it's messy, y'all. This, this interview so messy. I was like, I listen, I had to take— child, hide your Social Security numbers. When you watch this interview on tashakaylive.com tonight Hide your Social Security numbers, okay? Do not even show them to the camera. Do not show them to the camera. I said, not Houston out here skyrocketing in these other numbers. It's hot. But the scam is, the scamming is up to— I said, they done moved, they done changed into Atlanta. They don't— the Atlanta spirit demons done moved into Houston. Is that true? Is that true? It ain't gonna stop us from celebrating in Houston. It ain't gonna stop us from having our wine-o-weekend party in Houston. And y'all better get them damn tickets Okay, that ain't stopping nothing. We just gonna come wrapped in condoms, okay? And hide your wallets. Go down there with Rush cards. Don't go down there with no real credit card when we down in Houston for New Year's having our annual wino celebration for all winos. It don't matter where you from, UK, whatever, fly your ass on to Houston. Let's party as winos. Don't worry about the mother fan bases, we do things different over here. But anyway, we got Offset outside, allegedly, okay? Everything's allegedly, even my name's allegedly in Gilbert Arenas' engagement, all right? And, uh, we're gonna let you know what's coming up on tashkelive.com. And so we got some sponsors that we need to brag about, which means boldly raise the glass too. We'll be right back. We are paying the bills by running ads, okay? Since a lot of new people here and they'd be like, how you got ads? And we got ads on YouTube, we got— because we got to pay the bills. Okay, we broke right here. All right, let's go. All right, let's go, let's go, let's go. How was your birthday, man?
What was your wish for this year?
Oh man, my birthday was amazing. I sold out 2 shows at the Uptown Comedy Corner for my birthday. We kicked off the Wine, Gossip, and Comedy Tour. It was absolutely amazing, okay? And my wish honestly is to spend, uh, New Year's Eve with the Winos in Houston. So I'm trying to put that together there right now. As we speak, okay? But the best part about it though is the girls went home. They all made it home safe.
Did you miss me though, for real?
Because we—
I miss you.
I'm saying, it seems like a thing.
Did you know I'm married? No, I didn't miss you, no.
Why won't you party with me for your birthday, man?
For my birthday? My birthday was fine. What you mean party with you for your birthday?
No, but me and you ain't never really partied, you know what I'm saying?
You know why we ain't damn party. Don't act like that. You know why we ain't party? They kicking in both your damn houses and shit, arresting people. Done them five videos. You beating women and shit. People been talking shit about you for years. Absolutely not. You know why you ain't motherfucking partying? Shit. Everybody gonna leave safe. Eyes, Eyes, brother. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes. W. Sometimes Diddy is gonna want to party, and you gots to tell him no. I'm reserving New Year's Eve to party with my wanos in Houston, Texas. Get your glasses ready to bring in New Year with me at Bayou City Event Center, December 31st. And after the show is the after party, and after the party is the— uh-uh, we ain't doing none of that in Houston. Them numbers is too hot and too high right now. I can't wait to see y'all in Houston. Let the countdown begin for a night of wine, gossip, and comedy. Tickets on sale right now via TashaKOnStage.com. Now I'm surprised that production cleared you to do interview because they'll never clear during the middle of the season. Why are they terrified of you?
Because I'm Cam. I'm not the rest of them dudes.
You seem like a family dude to me.
I am a family dude, but I know the business.
Uh-huh.
And you can't tell me what to do. First time going to prison, I went to the federal penitentiary.
How much weed was you moving? A lot. You have to stay within the legal realms of smoke or of selling weed. You can get a license for it. See, had you would have just taken a little bit more time and got a places to sell it, you would have been fine.
If Martin Luther King would have been quiet, he wouldn't have been Martin Luther King.
Did you just compare weed dealing to Martin Luther King?
I'm Martin Luther King of marijuana.
But anyway, congratulations on the new pregnancy. Y'all ain't wasting no time. I'll be fucking— fuck, why did you rush her in the marriage? People felt like you rushed her in the marriage at all.
When I was locked up, I told her I'm not gonna sell you no unicorn.
And that's just— you're a grown man, you don't have to tell nobody, you know what doing? Why are you an entertainer?
You have to tell everybody. That's— things be getting confused. Like, they be feeling so bad. You put yourself in these positions for people to have opinions about your life, but then you want people to buy your music, or you people want people to like stream your videos or whatever you do, but then you don't want nobody to have no opinion on your everyday life.
So you don't think they're watching your wife? They're watching you?
They watching her for her beauty, but they streaming and recapping because of what I do. I can show you receipts. But one thing about it is every dollar I get, literally every dollar I get, my wife gets.
I ain't nothing— that's a good man. So you, you get paid on Friday, you give her a check?
I get paid any day.
Okay, okay.
Anything I do besides just TV.
Watch this full program and other exclusive content on www.tashaklive.com. All right, winos, if you enjoy shows like this and would like to see more with me on stage in your city? Well, I'm coming. Tickets on sale right now. Link in the description box as well as the bio. Hurry up now while tickets last, okay? All right, Miami, put them ticket emojis in the chat if I'ma see you this Sunday at the Improv Comedy Club, okay? In Doral, Florida, but it's still Miami. All right, I can't wait to pull up with y'all. Come on out, have a drink with me, okay? We got some tickets left. But throw them ticket emojis in the chat and throw them ticket emojis in the chat if you're going to be attending the St. Louis show on September 2nd and the Cleveland show on September 1st. It was backwards because I was thinking. So we got Miami this Sunday, Cleveland September 1st, and St. Louis September 2nd. And then of course them Houston tickets are finally on sale. The Houston tickets are open for everybody. It doesn't matter where you're from. Where you're coming from, please reserve them now because, you know, when it gets closer to the event, they gonna be— so we gave y'all more than enough time for the people that are coming from overseas or coming from the North or California or wherever y'all coming from, New York, because that's where everybody's purchasing them from now. I'm seeing where they being bought from. I'm like, oh shit, this is really Canada. I was like, damn, okay, y'all really, really— this is our end of the year party celebrating as winos, and we're gonna have one every year. So reserve your spot. Go ahead and scan this QR code, okay? And Teddy gonna be his ass in the building. He gonna come with a condom on too. All right, so listen, Offset, give me a second, y'all. Give me a second. Hold on. Okay, Offset. I had to clean my spirit. Um, was it— well, he was outside, but we don't know truly what he was outside doing. Now here's the thing, anytime Offset is outside, honestly, he should be outside at this point with gay men. Here's why, uh, it's safe. We know Offset ain't gay, we know that. But it's like, when it comes to women's— women's, women's, women's, women's, women's, women's— we just— we, we gonna be out here like Adele canceling shows to go, to go ride past the house and see Okay, is you where you was supposed to be at? So last night on social media, um, another IG model page posted Offset in a casino with his ex Pretty Red. Okay, we have the video and you got to squint to see, and we're gonna play the video a few times so y'all can see. But, um, Offset did come out and confirm that it was actually him. I would have just been quiet. But he did come out and, you know, talk, you know, confirm that. But here go the video. Here go the video. Casino. Um, all right, so, okay, all right, so we're gonna, we're gonna play it one more time and then I'm gonna pause it when we play it. So get ready to pause because I want to talk about— there's a few things that we see up in there, okay? Um, so obviously Offset is at the casino, he's gambling. Go ahead and play the video. All right, so when it gets right here, pause. Okay, all right, so that is his ex, Pretty Reds. She's a model. I don't know why these girls be calling themselves models and I ain't never seen them walk no runway. Not my business. Okay, listen, um, so she's a model, she's pregnant, of course, about 8 months pregnant. That is Offset in a gray jacket, in a gray hoodie. He is there with his security, um, and he's gambling, okay? And so she's there. Obviously, there's two things going on. She knows that she's being filmed, or either maybe she told somebody to film him. I don't know. But I know, Shawshii, if you let it play, start it over again, you're gonna see her looking, 'cause the person who got the camera, he— Okay, so go back to you. Yeah, right there. Thanks so much. Thank you. Okay, so, um, yeah, so she's pregnant, of course, and, you know, they haven't— to my knowledge, we haven't seen Offset outside since the other girls on Twitter a couple, couple weeks ago went live. Uh, so his main girl, allegedly Uh, who is related to me, which is crazy. Oh, it's messy. It's on tashaklive.com. So let me back up a little bit. So Offset, we put out last summer that there was allegedly a mistress who's a main girl who was pregnant by Offset, okay? And this was around the time that we put out the story of the white girl being in Offset's house, allegedly, okay? And so it was just messy all around. I had too many days off, Bondi was working and I was bored. And so I was popping on the internet, it was popping. You know what I'm saying? And so we popped that story out and I asked her, I was like, "Hey," at the time, I forgot, damn, what is the girl name? Queen P. P. Her name is P. That's her name. That's her name. I didn't even know we was like sort of related. So P, his ex— we don't have a picture of her, but just follow me for a second. P, the one who was being blasted by her best friend on Twitter a couple weeks ago, okay, everything's on our Twitter, saying that she's running around telling Offset's business and telling everybody that she was pregnant by Offset and that she was paid to have an alleged unaliving of that pregnancy, okay? And so I remember asking her that when I put it out a year ago, okay, last summer. And so she denied it, of course, and it was a lot of stuff going on around that time. Don't, don't get me into specifics, but then, you know, when I posted P You know, my family hit me and was like, "Yo, you know she got a baby by our cousin." I was like, "What? She had a baby by our cousin?" I said, "So, our sister Les Mitchell's got a baby by our cousin?" So I hit my cousin, I was like, "Yo." He's like, "Tasha, I don't want no parts of this. Listen, we co-parenting, cool. Leave me out of this. I don't know nothing about no set. I don't know nothing about no off. I don't know about no offset." Please, Tasha, leave me alone. I was like, nah, cuz, you gotta tell me what's going on. He my first cousin. And ironically, me and P, Offset's alleged mistress, met at a baby shower. My sister had a baby and she was there. And my sister was like, she didn't wanna come because she knew who I was. And I was like— 'Cause I was hosting my sister's baby shower. But I was like, oh, I didn't know it was that close to home. I said, Lord, first we got jock in the family, now we got— Officer Led's mistress in the family, and her best friend was just blasting her. And they were going back and forth, and I was like, "Damn, I ain't even know P was family like that." So, I gotta take it easy on her because her baby is my cousin. My second cousin. Right? I know, crazy, right? I'm like, "This is too close to home." So, we leave that alone. Now, this pops up, okay? And so, uh, people are wondering, like, is it true? Now here's the thing, Pretty Rez, uh, has came out to deny and say that it's not true. And so here's what she had to say. Hold on for a second. Where's her ex-response? Ex-response. It says ex-response. There we go. Okay, so, uh, she comes out and says this here. Go ahead and put it up. She says, completely crazy that I even have to do this. Please, it's not for me. Please respect my late husband. Because she she just lose her husband. Sorry about your losses, okay? I am just beginning to grieve. Having a night out with my family is definitely not an opportunity for clickbait, okay? So I don't know what family she talking about, but we'll, we'll put two and two together in here in a minute, okay? And so I'm carrying the last gift my husband will give this earth. All I want is peace. If you're looking for a story, there it is. Nothing, uh, to see here. Please respect all families involved. Y'all make up things not caring about the impact. Please stop. Okay. And so, uh, okay. And we get it. And so I don't, I don't think she throwing cat at, uh, 8 months. I hope not. Was I throwing cat at 8 months? I don't know. I can't, I can't remember. But I mean, she did just lose her husband, and so we do understand grieving and stuff. But you know, you're in an open casino with somebody who is is when one photo the wrong way just goes crazy, okay? And like I said, we didn't put— we just followed up on posting this story. But here's where things take a turn. Offset uploads to the internet and says this here. So he responded, you know what, we can't even play this video. Pause, pause. Ah, get it out. Can we just play the audio? I forgot he had a blunt in his hand. We cannot show anything like that on YouTube. They will strike the channel down. Huh? Okay, so let me do this real quick. So this is what, just in case y'all are not on my Instagram and following this play-by-play, give me a second. I have a way to do this. Okay, I have a way to do this. All right, hold on, hold on, hold on. So you can hear Offset respond. Okay, hold on. All right, all right, all right. Okay, all right, here we go. Shorty, hey, my shorty. Okay, y'all heard what he said. So he Shorty. Ain't about shorty. So I don't know why he felt the need to tell us that, 'cause we're not married to him, obviously. But, you know, I guess in order to shut things down, that's okay. You know, he gotta do what he gotta do. I understand. Peace in the house, okay? And so, here's a sonogram, 'cause she did post, Pretty Red, the ex of him, did post a sonogram. She said, I'm pregnant as well. You people are S as F out here. But like I said, if you go back to the video of them in the casino, she knew somebody was filming them, so she knew this was gonna come out. Go back to the video of them in the casino real quick. Go back to the video of the casino. So she saw it, you know? She saw it. She knew it was gonna pop out, right? So here's the thing, okay. I don't think he was hitting her. I just think, honestly, could they coincidentally have been in the same casino at the same time? Yes. What a pregnant woman at that— that far along is doing in a casino with cigarette smoke and all that stuff? Okay. People grieve different. I just— I never went into no bars or anything like that at that pregnant, okay? And you know it's nothing but cigarette smoke in a casino. Okay? And, uh, here's where things get messy, okay? So we thought we were done here. And honestly, I probably wouldn't put this story up here until, you know, the mama decided to clap back. So this is Pretty Red's mom, his ex's mom. And while her daughter is on the internet saying, "We sick," you know, "There's nothing here, let me grieve," the mom screenshots Offset. She's talking to him on FaceTime. And this is where things get a little sticky, okay? "No matter what, he's my son, and I'mma always be ma." Is that what she said? "No matter what, he's my son, and I'mma be ma always." When they check on you, always. So this looks like he was on FaceTime with the mom from the casino, and this is a happy mother-in-law. So I said, why the mama had to be petty like this, y'all? Why, why did she have to be petty? Because I don't know if y'all been following everything, but like, you know, there was allegedly some, some audio that was leaked of, you know, Uh, you know, there, there's, there's some tension in the household between the in-laws and the, the people in the marriage, okay? And so, um, there were some things that was said like, you know, my babies are good, you know, they have a grandma and grandpa, you know, and, um, you know, they're good over here. And so there's no secret that there's been friction on both sides. Of the household. And so for the mama to come out and be like, this is my son, he will— I will always be mom, that's some family type shit right there, bro. I need to see the comments. I need to see the comments because I'm like, this, this man, he came with Damn, y'all, comments is moving fast. Yes, you said petty is a genetic trait for females. Mom and daughter are with the shits. Okay, now the daughter is trying to shut it down. She don't want nobody questioning her baby, who her baby daddy is. She was faithful to her husband. And see, this is messy on her side too, because they're like, well, wait a minute, what you doing with him? Because like, if your husband was still around would you have been seen with him? You see what I'm saying? So this is messy for her too. And then of course he has his situation. And, uh, but when the mother entered the building— my son, that's what my mama called my husband. My— this is my son. That's my son. So the fact that, um, she said that, and I was like, girl, you need to get your mom— why is your mama posting a screenshot? Of him. And it's like, it's— to me, it's a direct jab because there's been conversations on the internet about, you know, in his household that, you know, the other party doesn't like his mom, or they don't, you know, like him or whatever. And so it's just, it's just messy. It's just messy. But it's the— like I said, it's the mom for me. Put the mom photo back up one more time. Put the mom Put the mama up. Mom stands by Offset. There we go, there we go. He seem happy, he seem real happy. Oh Jesus Lord have mercy. Give me a second, I got to pray. Father God, please watch any negative negativity or negative spirits or anything coming into me. Out. Okay, this energy will not transfer with me. Once we are done with this story, we are done with this story. This is not my husband. Okay, moving on. Everything's alleged. Even my name's alleged. We ain't got no money. All right, here's the thing. Last but not least, okay, Gilbert Arenas. He's— I was married, y'all. I was married, honey. He done went to Africa. And I think she African, and then got him a little African woman. Her name is Melly Monaco. Now she's a podcaster too. A very beautiful girl, very beautiful girl. And so I could tell right there, if anybody know, and you don't know, but now you know, this doesn't look like a $400,000 ring because I'm not blinded by it. I don't need shades for it. 'Cause remember when he had gave Laura Govan, his ex, a $400,000 ring and then had to sneak and get into a relationship to get it back so he could take it back and get the money back for it, because I don't think it was all the way paid for and they had broke up. But then this one, you know, this one here— does this look like a $400,000 engagement ring to you? Does this look like an upgrade or downgrade? I need to see the comments. Let me see the comments for a second. Look, zoom it in, guys. Zoom it in. Zoom it in. Okay, zoom it in. She's French. Okay. She's French. Beautiful. You said it's small, it's a smaller ring. Why do all the women they don't want get the best of the best? Why is that? Why is it when the woman is a good woman to you, she cooks, she cleans, she do everything? Because this one, dude, I'm gonna let her tell you about in a minute, okay? Because she, she— let me tell you something, she got a message for all women out there. If you don't know how to get a man, it's your fault, okay? We're definitely gonna play Mrs. Melly's, uh, response to why she got a ring and Y'all didn't, okay? So she's beautiful, but my thing is like, does this look $400,000? Why is it that like, you know, when he does get a good woman, why does he have to be like, you know what, I'm gonna go get you a $20,000 ring? But he gave the one he can't stand, the baby mama, the hoe, he gave her $400,000. You said it's a downgrade. I don't like that. Mm-mm, I don't like that. If I'm better, I'm doing better, You ain't stressed out? My rent should be $500. Not a hell with that. You said the French people like it simple. I get it, but make me— you said she's red pill. I know, I know. Speaking of red pill, so just in case you don't know who she is, you know what I'm saying, let's, let's, let's hear from Miss Melly. I give you Gilbert Arenas' fiancée.
4 biggest lies single women tell themselves. Number 1: I'm single by choice. No bitch, you're not single by choice. You're single because the options that you have, you don't like them. Trust me, women want to be in a relationship. Even if the bitch is on the spiritual journey, if a good option comes along, the journey is over. Just think about it. If you're hungry and I'm offering you cat food or dog food, are you taking any of these? No, because those are not good options for you. Number 2, I deserve the world. I'm a princess. No bitch. You're not a princess. Fucking wake up. What do you bring that you feel like you deserve the best treatment? You have no personality, you don't cook, you don't clean, you don't know how to take care of a man, you don't know how to fuck. All you know is that I'm pretty. Just for your prettiness, you deserve princess treatment?
No.
Number 3: my value doesn't decrease with my age. You can be a great woman, but the older you get, the least desirable you are to men. Men who want kids look at you as less fertile. Which is true, it's science. And also, for most women, beauty tends to decline with age. Guys are attracted to beauty, so yeah, your value going down, down, down, down, down. And number 4: I'm the table. Bitch, how? The table is the foundation. Most women date men who make more money than them, you know that. So how are you the foundation if he brings more money than you? So ladies, we gotta stop being the Lulu.
I thought y'all said French people is simple people. You said that lady look like she was born and raised here in Florida. I was shocked when I went on her page. I said, let me see who Miss Melly is. I didn't know Miss Melly was on the internet. Pick me, pick me, pick me! Me. I'm over here, pick me, I'm over here. Hello. And we can't see the ring because like I said, Laura Govan— now don't— no, hey, hey, hey, hey, don't, don't play on Laura Govan now. Laura Govan, she— that's a beautiful woman. That's a beautiful woman. And she got a $400,000 ring and 2 babies without doing half of what you doing. Child, listen to me, listen to me. I need to see y'all comments on this. We ain't done yet, we just getting started because that was a lot. That was a lot of animosity. It's like she sat on the internet basically and was like, this is the reason why you're not getting married, this is why you don't have a man. Hello, bitch, bitch. When they— when French people start saying bitch, motherfucker, like that, it's so funny just to hear them cuss. And it's like, you trying to sound hard because French people are— this is the language of love. That don't sound like love, that sound like hate, child. That's not like— but nevertheless, like I said, I'm happy for her. However, I'm just confused as to why she had to do all of that and why Saucy Santana has to do nothing to get a bag from her man. Y'all remember when Nick Young and Gilbert was drunk and, you know, drunk tongue tells the truth and how he had a stack of cash, and he was saying, let's let Gilbert Arenas remind you of what he like. Go ahead.
But you know, I just want to say, you know, look, the— it threw me off.
It did. I know it was going to throw you off.
That's why I said I never seen somebody with nails and the beard. That, that was the problem. It just threw me, it threw me off. And then, and then when I hit the video, twerk.
Did you like it? You like the toy video?
He said it's like water. What he say that? I'm not going to lie. Stop. No, no, no, stop, stop.
I'm not going to lie.
You better tell—
I'm not rolling, rolling. No, you better tell the truth. Shame the devil. Go Gilbert, be Free, go! Press play, go, go!
I'm saying, if I had to— if I had to rate between who's better, him— I'm trying to see if him or Megan Thee Stallion. I don't know who I'm gonna throw my dollars to, dog. A good show is a good show, huh? A good show is a good show. Hey, hey, Sauce, hey Sauce, listen, I got rules. You got— you listen, you can't talk.
No, and you got to throw that ass in a circle. Go ahead, play.
You can't look at me. If you look, I got, I got money, those—
I got—
listen, I got the—
where this money come from?
I got, I got the honeys. Listen, so hey, listen, I don't mind. I don't know if you dealt with— I don't know if Nick, is that what you was doing though? I was like this, I was leaving it on the dresser. Hey, Z, I be in there like this. Yeah, shake it, my nigga. Can you say that? No, no, no, no, hell no. What you doing with all this money, man? No, I'm saying, how do you supposed to— how do you supposed to get a lap?
Is that his fiancée over there? Put the comments up for a second. Is that Melly sitting up over there on the couch watching her man brag about he don't know— if he don't know who he would choose between Megan Thee Stallion or Saucy Santana, but he can come get this money because all he got to do is just don't turn around, just let me see that ass. This. Is that— is that Melly right there on the couch? Is that— somebody tell me that's her, child. Keep it going, keep it going, keep it going.
Lord Jesus, the dude in your street, you got to sneak it to him.
You got to sneak it to the—
you got to say, you see that right there? You see that? You see— you see that right there? That's all you player. You can't laugh. See, that's, that's why you got in trouble. All right, I'm done.
You can't—
all I'm saying is it, it was twerking just a little bit better than Megan Thee Stallion. Kind of caught me off guard. So like, wait, I had to double back to make sure it's the same person. That's it.
So this video here, um, Melly, let's watch it one more time. So it's towards the end.
Oh, but you know, no, not this one.
Not this video. Melly, turn this off. Melly, we want to watch the girlfriend, the fiancé again.
4 biggest lies single women tell themselves. Number 1: I'm single by choice. No, bitch, you're not single by choice. You're single because the options that you have, you don't like them. Trust me, women want to be in a relationship. Even if the bitch is on the spiritual journey, if a good option comes along, the journey is over. Just pause.
So I was trying to pause it after she said you're single because you don't your options. You don't like the options, so your option likes other options too. Listen, bitch, listen, bitch. Hey, bitch, so you— so women are single, and the reason you are not single now is because you took your option, but your option had two options. Megan Thee Stallion or Saucy Santana. He chose Saucy Santana. It was just a little bit better. And you was an option that was allegedly sitting on the end of the couch with your head down like this while your man bragged about a man's ass being fatter and it twerked just a little better than you and Megan Thee Stallion. Put that picture back up of them. Like I said, I don't need no shades for this ring, Melly. I don't need no shades. I'm not blinded, baby. I'm not blinded. I'm not blinded. But you are. He said, you make sure you— this my money. You just— hey, partner, you slide that right there. Him and Nick, they over there bragging about a man's ass. They got a whole woman. Matter of fact, it looked like his fiancée. I don't know if it's her or not, sitting on the end of that couch. Yeah, just don't, don't turn around. Let me see that ass. But nevertheless, congratulations to the newlyweds. Congratulations, baby. You didn't settle, okay? You are still fertile. You cooking for your man, honey. Your C good, but your ass just ain't good as Saucy Santana's, okay? On that part, let me see what y'all talking about in the comments. Now we got to go, child. Oh, Hills, listen, one of those— who gonna take Who am I going— who, who coming down there, uh, uh, on Sunday to the Miami Improv to drink with me on Sunday? Okay, we got some wine, gossip, and comedy. Who got— who coming down there to drink with me this Sunday? We got another show, Miami. Okay, listen, listen, and for those of y'all that ask themselves why you coming to our city, y'all, this is a promo tour. Yes, I'm getting paid from the promo tour. However, We gotta go where they let us go, okay? We gotta go where they let us go. So listen, we're gonna be in Miami this Sunday. Don't forget, Houston tickets are on sale. It is our end of the year wino celebration for being winos. Like I said, we celebrate y'all during this fan base. So if you saw me in New York, you saw me in Philly, you saw me in California, this is a whole different ball game. This is our end of the year New Year's Eve celebration. Y'all gonna be doing yoga with me, vision boards, all types of stuff. And then we're gonna end with a party and a comedy show, okay? So y'all make sure y'all reserve y'all tickets now. It don't matter where y'all at in the world, get them now because they will be gone. And I can tell you, they're gonna be gone way before New Year's Eve. And we doing this so y'all can plan accordingly if you are coming from outside of Houston to Houston. Every year we will pick a different city to have our New Year's or just end of the year party celebration. Sometimes it may be on Christmas Eve, you just never know. It may be on Christmas, but we're gonna try to keep it to the New Year's Eve. I think we like that, okay? We like that. We looking into some African countries next year, but we'll see, we'll see, okay? So y'all make sure y'all don't miss this one. Tickets, all tickets to add one of my shows, okay? For Miami this Sunday, September 1st, Cleveland stand-up, all right? I can't wait to be in Cleveland. St. Louis is September 2nd, okay? Y'all make sure y'all go to my website, tashakayonstage.com, to get those tickets. Don't forget, guys, if you have tips on your favorite celebrities, all right, please feel free to send me an email via unwindwithtashakay@gmail.com or hit me in a DM on Instagram. I always get them. If you got a story you want to tell that's compelling, that's powerful, please email me via unwindwithtashakay@gmail.com, or there's a form below in the, in the description box. It's called JotForm. If you go to the job form and submit like a form, all the interview and your tips and stuff will come right to me. I need to start promoting that more. I don't know why I don't. That's crazy. Okay, we're about to head over to tashaklive.com for the second part of the show. We're going to start at 7:30. All right, like I said, we got exclusive wine on Math Hoffa. Um, I, I am very, very privy to the Kim Porter wine that's going on because I, I got it back in, um, May, and there's no other site or, or blog with the actual, like, photos and pictures and, and, and things like that, okay? And so there's a reason why I'm moving the way that I'm moving, because when we do unveil it, it's going to come out hard and heavy. I just wanted to let you know that because a lot of people like, Tasha, you know, where is it? We've been had it. We've been had it, okay? And so, you know, all that wine will be on tashakelive.com because it is a little graphic. It's not a little great, it's a lot graphic, okay? And so I saw Radar Online post a little, you know, saying what they got. I was like, you know, I called my people and I was like, what are you doing? It was like, well, we just, we just wanted to break it just a little bit so we can, you know. Okay, just, just checking, just checking. The winos get the street news first, don't play. Don't play, okay? We've been real patient, just like we, we're the only site that got the alleged male prostitute, okay? That's on tashaklive.com as well, one of the freak-off workers, okay? So listen, just gotta put 10 on 10 with that, 10 on 10. So y'all just stay tuned. There's nothing out here that gets past me, okay? Now we're about to head over to tashakalive.com. 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