A comedian tells the story of a 22-year-old who ran a pizza shop and sold cocaine on the side, charging $16 for pizza and $50 for coke. He uses the absurd setup to critique racialized pricing and argue for drug legalization, drawing parallels to cannabis.
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In Hitterlick, news, there was a 22-year-old boy who decided not only was he gonna follow his dream of opening up a pizza shop, as he was serving pizza, he thought it was a great idea to add another item that was in demand, which is cocaine. Very, very creative and gave the white folks exactly what it is that they needed, 'cause black people ain't buying no pizza and coke. Coke is too expensive, okay? All right? That's why they made the cheaper version for us. And diluted it and put baking soda in it, you know what I'm saying? That's what they gave it to us, but for you to be able to afford a slice of pizza in an expensive neighborhood for $16 a slice, a slice, and then you add a Coke on the side for $50, man, that man profit margins was through the roof, listen, I ain't no hater. They need to go on and make this stuff legal at this point because just like they making bud legal, let that little boy get his money.