Damn Yall, Tulsa almost sent me packing‼️🤣

Ain't no— Tulsa ain't got no wine glasses nowhere in the city. Yeah, come on up in here. Where them glasses came from that you had? He want to go buy them. Damn, he had to go buy the wine glasses that you had. Oh, he bought them from the consignment store? Yeah, had to. That's why Jason— They came out. Don't nobody sell wine glasses that look like this. Yeah. Hey y'all, come on in here. I watched him breaking the damn thing out of it. That's why we were able— everything he brought was on boxes. That's why I was able to pull everything out. And then that's why I put them to wash it, because that's why I'm washing it. He was like, your wine nose asking for shit I ain't never heard of. I said, hell nah, hell nah. Did you get an alert? I was looking for my phone. Maybe I didn't press— oh, there they go, there they go. Because I was like, damn, what? YouTube taking a long time to send these notifications. Hey y'all, what's going on? I'm on YouTube. Oh yeah, I'm blocked on Instagram. They said I can't go live for another 4 weeks. Hey y'all, I ain't even cuss nobody out. It's been about 6 weeks. I'm gonna let that cook just like that so I can watch it. Let me do this. Hold on for a second, y'all, cause I ain't trying to burn my food. Cause the comedy club we was at, they ain't have no food, so we hungry. It's 11:15 and I ain't have time to go to the Waffle House like I wanted to because Jasmine got an early flight. What's wrong? Now I got to turn around. Y'all smell that salmon? Y'all smell that shit? What you marinate it in? It smell good, child. I ain't telling you my secret. I ain't telling you. Let me do this. Look. Okay. Hey y'all, y'all up? What's going on, y'all? Lord Jesus have mercy. Tulsa told me don't cuss them out on Instagram or YouTube. I said I ain't gonna do it, I was gonna wait till tomorrow. It's almost tomorrow. It's almost tomorrow. Oh my God, y'all, listen, listen, listen, listen. Um, it is tomorrow on the East Coast. All right, yeah, yeah. But listen, uh, shout out to Tulsa. Uh, I don't think they wanted me here though, but I was going to be one of them TMZ moments, that bitch that got booed at her own show. I would have took it like a champ too, like, hey, hey, you can't, you can't please them all. It's sort of like when a dude, you know, he got good dick, right? But then there's that one bitch he just can't make come, and she's like, oh, this dick is terrible. You can't let one like hold you back like that. You got to keep going. So I feel like Tulsa just wanted to, you know, sharpen me up a bit. Because I was not ready. I was not ready, okay? I think, you know how when things start to go wrong before you get here? So like, we had to, you know, I live in Broward County, so we had to drive all the way down to Dade County, uh, in Florida to catch flight to Tulsa, okay? And so apparently there was no straight flights to Tulsa, uh, so we would have had to make a layover and everything. Well, we almost got our flight canceled because we sat, what is it called, the tarmac Okay, we sat on the tarmac for 3 hours on what they call like them campaign planes. It looked like a little private jet. And I was like, oh my God, Lord Jesus, they couldn't get no flight path, the weather was too bad. I was like, Tulsa ain't gonna get no show because we ain't got no flights out, right? And this is the day before. So me and Jasmine just on the plane, my leg is going numb because it's so tight. We had to sit down. Then they gonna finally tell us 2 hours in, you can get up and stretch. Thank you for telling me now I've got a blood clot. Thank you. Okay, so, um, yeah, we, uh, we finally get into Tulsa, and when we get here, uh, the Uber situation is just another thing. Like I said, I told Tulsa this tonight, I was like, when I was in St. Louis, the Uber drivers pulled up with ashtrays in their car, like old school ashtrays with the, the U's so you could put— and it was for black and milds. I swear to God, they pulled up with no bags. They pulled up smelling like straight ass, bruh. There's no Uber Black luxury. There is no— damn, like, it was just— it was Middle Easterns, and they were just saving on water here. They just did not believe in high water bills. And I believe they were just taking baths like once every 2 weeks because everybody that picked us up smelled like ass. So much so that I had just taken a shower and got in one car and needed to take another shower. This shit had the window up, AC on, and it's just blowing ass in my face. I was just like, why does this keep happening? It was like the— it was like 3 times it fucking happened. And I was just like, you just determined to lock your windows. You just determined to lock your windows. Um, and so yeah, it's definitely been an experience. Even the Uber driver, the Uber Eats driver that dropped off my groceries this morning, Um, because the one that dropped off my Uber Eats last night, unfortunately I did eat the open taco. I was hungry because we had sat on the tarp back for 3 hours. But when he delivered the food, I was like, I know he touched this food. There's Jasmine. When the pool opened and he smelled like ass too, and I was just like, is this like a common thing around here? Like, don't know. And these, these are not Black people, okay? I'm just putting that out for the record. These were not Black people. These were not white people either, okay? Um, they, they were the people, uh, that Trump should have said were eating the dogs and eating the cats. Hold on for a second, I'll be right back. Give me a second, check my salmon. Okay, we good to go. All right, so I'm gonna let that do— all right, give it like 5 more minutes. Jasmine, stay here because Jasmine— Jasmine don't ever tell me to go live. Jasmine's like, you gotta go live, tell them about this shit. So it just started off bad. It was like Friday the 13th had lingered into Saturday and Sunday, and it's just one long day. And I pray it don't— it don't go into Monday. So we get to— literally, I pulled up to the show. It was at a movie theater. I didn't know that it was at a movie theater. I was like, okay, like, what movies they showing tonight? I swear to God, I did not know. And I pulled up in— what was a, uh, a damn Hyundai Sonata? Hyundai Sonata. The dude was Cambodian, all right? He smelled like ass too. And I was like, Lord, I hope I don't stink going around these winos because this dude car smelled like everything, okay, but fresh air. It was just bad. And so he, he was like, get out the car, get out the car. And I'm like, dude, wait a minute, they gotta let us in. Like, I'm sort of a public figure, so I am not just hopping out the car and they not here yet. They weren't even there to open up the shit, and the doors were supposed to be open. But, um, it was just— so we finally let us in through the back. I kid you not, when we get to the back— this ain't got nothing to do with Tulsa, the Winos, okay? Shout out to the Winos in Tulsa. However, we get into the movie theater, I was like, all right, so where's my green room? He was like, you in it. I turned— we walked through the front door, you know, you expect— it was like this movie theater, right? And I was like, hey, where's the green room? And he was like, oh, this is your green room. And I was like Okay, where's the bathroom? Where's the mirrors? Oh, they're upstairs. Take a left, take a right, walk all the way down, they right there. And I was like, okay. They gave me a whole theater that turns into the, uh, Latin club as my green room. I was just like, uh, this is— I was like, Jason, it's too big here. It's dark in here. They had curtains. I was just like, Lord Jesus have mercy. I was just like, okay, um, they say you need to start viewing your venues before booking. And it's not that, it's my tour manager. Like, we're taking notes, we're taking notes. And so, uh, but shout out to Tulsa though. Like, seriously, we ended up having a good time, but it started off wrong, okay? Um, You know, Tulsa, the, the movie theater comedy club was giving me, um, it turned into a hip-hop club comedy club, was giving me, uh, the Atlanta Uptown Comedy Corner a little bit. Like, I, you know, I shared the bathroom with the kitchen at the Uptown Comedy Corner in Atlanta for my two shows that I sold out earlier this year for my birthday. And when, um, I went to the bathroom and found out that the kitchen used this bathroom, they didn't have no toilet paper, the toilet didn't flush and everything like that. And, um, they was like, you hungry? Literally in the kitchen. I was like, what? I was like, what do you mean, am I hungry? Uh, dude, this y'all bathroom? They was like, yeah. So I'm like, I cannot use a bathroom like where the winos are, it's gonna ruin the experience, right? I ain't gonna get out there and then they gonna have a lady in the bathroom that's always selling shit, trying to sell me shit, and I'm the act. You know how every time I go, you go to a club, they had that in Atlanta. I was like, I ain't got no money for this lady right now. I ain't got time to be pushing on Cash App and taking pictures with one of those down in the bathroom. And she's selling tampons, bubble gum, toilet paper, all types of shit, bro. And I'm like, I ain't got time for this. Like, and they be sitting in there negotiating, well, tip, tip. And then they, you know how they always do, right? Let me move this. So they'll have one paper towel like this when you get into them bathrooms. They'll tear this off if you ain't got no tip and give it to you. And then they'll give it to you with an attitude like, here, like, bitch, what are you doing in the bathroom? Why do I need to pay for toilet paper? And, and, fucking Jasmine, make sure that salmon is good. Make sure the sweet potatoes are soft. I came home and I had to make dinner for us because they ain't sell no food at the movie theater. You think so? You don't like— you like the middle crispy too? All right, now that, that bottom part gonna be real crispy, so I turned the oven actually off. I turned it off. Don't be burning the salmon now. You know, Black folks like everything burnt, crispy, well done, shit, barbecue. Listen, um, you should have gotten a Turo rental car here in Tulsa versus Uber. I have my vehicles on tour, but you ain't nobody to tell me, huh? No, hit Royal. Hit Royal. Where is it, bro? Okay, now hit low. Hit the arrow. You want to turn it back on? Yeah, you got to turn it back. Why the hell did you hit bro then? Because it has to be crispy. It has to be crispy. That's what you said. Mine really don't need to be crispy. Do yours? No, I was just trying to even it out cuz one side look more than— Oh my God, they over here trying to burn the salmon, y'all. It's going to be like steak. It's going to be salmon steak. Yeah, you talking about yes, crispy salmon. Yeah, so, um, what was I saying? I got my wine, y'all. Um, yeah, so the damn, uh, the owner of the comedy club, he come through, he was like, hey, they down there asking for shit I ain't never heard of. And I was like, what are you talking about? He was like, what type of wine is this? And I was like, it's a Chardonnay. Oh, well, we don't sell that. Moscato only. Moscato. Oh my God, he said it's always that Moscato. I ain't never heard of this shit. I was like, oh my God, I'm going to get— oh my God, I'm going to kill my team. Lord Jesus. Um, like I said, they ain't sell no food. The popcorn machines wasn't working or nothing. They said they was renovating the kitchen. They had open for 2 years, but they didn't have no Casamigos. No, that's my dream. Like, we tell them that upon contract because they ask, what does Tasha K want? And it's like a green room package. And I always say a room temperature bottle of water, uh, Sauvignon Blanc, which I got my two bottles. Let me see, Jasmine, hurry up. So we got the honey. Let me see that. And we got this, and we finna kill these tonight. Okay, there you go, Jasmine. And then I usually get my, my Casamigos shot. Jason come up with some fucking Don Julio 1942. I said, how the hell do y'all expect me to host the show? I am not a hardcore drinker, especially a liquor drinker. So I have got my body used to Casamigos, so my body know how to perform on Casamigos, but not Don Julio 1942. No, no. The last time I, I did Don Julio, I swear to God, I thought I cheated on Shay. That's how bad it was. I was like, Was it you? I thought— we're not doing that. So, um, I was sitting upstairs, uh, of, you know, where they— you know, the movie theater used to always have the upstairs and they would have with a projector, did the movie. I was up there and I was looking down at the wine bottles and I saw that there was 36 wine bottles and I was like, okay, Jasmine, it's burning, it's burning. The broil, you gotta watch it. I turned it off. So why is it burning? Please don't burn our only food that we got. Ain't nothing open. Okay, all right, cool. So when am I coming back to St. Louis? Next year I'm definitely coming back to St. Louis. Okay, seriously. Anyway, we in here trying— well, I gotta marinate. Well, hold on, wait, Jasmine. So when you fix the plates There's a mango. Yes, you're gonna fix our plates because Jason hungry. That's a husband right there, Jason. I'm sorry, y'all. There is a mango pico de gallo in there. Put some mango pico de gallo on top of the salmon. Okay, look, tomorrow— oh, that's nice, that's nice right there. Look, okay, so back to what I was saying. Um, so there was 36 people there. Um, I think we sold a cool 70. Yeah, for 200-seater. But I think it sat more than that because it's a movie theater. I think they only sold how many seats they had in the building, and so they had to drag seats from the other movie theater to come in there. But, um, and apparently in this club, like, every weekend they fighting in the club. And, um, I was just like, no, our winos aren't like that. Well, I was like, our winos aren't like that. We have never— only in Baltimore It was a husband and wife that started fighting, and they started fighting the security. That was the only time. These are not Corey Holcomb shows, okay? So we bougie, man. All I know is the show started off strong, right, Jasmine? We had a strong start, right? Strong start. Everybody was laughing, having a good time, you know what I'm saying? I'm busting my joke after joke, and then what happened? A bitch got drunk. Not me. A bitch got drunk in the front row, and when I tell you she got drunk— I have— I'm used to hecklers, I really am. I had a girl on stage in New York that was literally trying to climb on the stage. Who trying to beat Tasha K? Bitch in the background, I was like, girl, sit your ass down. It came a point where I was like, somebody get that bitch a goddamn booster seat, goddamn hot chair. She keep coming up on the stage. Even the security would come to the back, I was like, "Hahaha, she a woman, chill out." This was New York. Here, this lady, she was so fucked up. She had like 5 drinks in front of her and I was just like— and she just, anytime I said something, it was like having a hype man on the stage, like I was a rapper. It was really like that. And I was just like, I was like, "Yeah." So I was like, "Fuck that." She was like, "Fuck that." And I was like, "So, you know." You ever been to Nigeria? You ever been to Nigeria? And I'm like, what the fuck? I didn't think I hired a hype man, you know? And so she was like, yeah, I'm the hype man. Like, she actually played into it. And I was just like, okay, this is gonna go. So I'm thinking maybe I could get her to calm down, right? I'm playing with her. And then it comes time where the Tulsa winos was like, bitch, shut the Fuck up. I was like, okay, this is, uh, really bad. So I was like, okay, y'all, all right, listen. So I'm negotiating with the lady. I'm like, hey, obviously you a little tipsy. I was like, you want to host the show? I don't want to host the show. I don't want to host the show. So I went back on side. I was like, all right, cool. I said, I'mma sit here, let you get everything. I literally sat on the stage. I ain't say shit. I was like, y'all, I'm just going to let her fuck do her thing. When she done, I get back on. Now, I totally did not know how to handle this heckler. I swear to God, I was just like, I ain't got time for this shit. Fucking— I done sat on a plane, I done smell ass the whole time I was here. Even outside the door of my damn, uh, Airbnb of this 5-plex that I'm in. It's not a— it's not a, uh, what do they call it, like a 4-plex? This a 5-plex, okay? We got people behind us, in front, on the bottom, Next though, there's spider webs all over this shit. It's some sweet potatoes right there. Yep, get your plate. Look at Jason. Let me show y'all this plate that I made for Jason. Finish your plate so I can show the wineos how I get down, how I cook, because I'll be really cooking. I marinated the food before the show, then I come and cook it after the show because I was like, I knew, something told me in my spirit that we weren't going to be eating tonight at this particular place. Okay, look at you. She was damn right. I said ain't nobody eating shit. So I literally ordered some stuff from Sprouts, marinated it, and they was like, you really gonna cook? You damn right, you damn right. Because if the Uber Eats drivers ain't washing their ass, uh, I don't know if the people that's working in a comedy club, uh, because comedy clubs typically don't pay like that, are washing their ass. It sounds like everybody is preserving water and soap and things around here, okay? They want to make it last. Okay, Tito Jackson died tonight. Yeah, he died. Why all the old school people dying? He died in a car. It's falling, people falling off. Oh, okay, let me show you what I did. So this is my— this is what I made. Oh no, you got to put the salmon on. You got to put the mango on top. You got to put the garnish. Come on now, just pour it on top. There you go, there you go. Come on now, Jason, make it look good. Now look, this is what I cooked tonight, y'all. Look, you see that? That's me. So that's a balsamic glaze marinated salmon, put a little lime in it. I don't use lemon on my fish, I use lime. Okay, Jason, that's a lot of mango. Damn. Yeah, that's a lot of— damn. Sweet potatoes, some sautéed green beans with some peppers and stuff. That's what I made, you know what I'm saying? So you excited, Jason? Look, I gotta— I gotta cook. His wife ain't here to cook, so I gotta cook. Jasmine, you ready? Oh my God, yeah. Yeah, okay, cool. I get good now. That's why Shay been around for so long. I cook now. So you making my plate, Jason? Oh, okay. But I don't like to eat while they on, on live. They say they got nervous issues and stuff. It's not— it's— yeah, I had them tell me that. They said it's like a— like when people eat or swallow, it's like a phobia or something, the chewing sound. So I already be swallowing and stuff, so I'm not gonna do y'all like that. They said Jasmine Beautiful. Thank you, guys. They all keep saying Jasmine. I appreciate that. I tried to get Jasmine some pussy tonight. She sure did. Oh my God. And I think I have good taste when it comes to women, because listen, you know, I'm not gay, but I saw the lady and she was so pretty. She had like blonde hair like mine, you know what I'm saying? She was thick like Jasmine. She had a pretty face. And I was like, hey, because we were having LGBTQ topics. And I was like, so what did I ask her? Uh, yeah, she was single. Yeah, I asked her, was she single? And she was like, no. And I was like, oh damn, because I was gonna hook you up with Jasmine. And she was just like— and her friend was like, well shit, she could still get the number and talk to her. I was like, but she said she's not single, she's engaged. So I said, Jasmine, Jasmine gonna fall behind the DJ booth. Bitch, leave me out. Leave me out of it. I was like, Lord Jesus. I was like, but then the girl, she didn't even come take a picture with me after. She went to Jasmine to take a picture. I was like, not her saying no to Jasmine at first about I'm engaged, and then she goes up there to try to shoot her shot with Jasmine. Oh, she is really pretty. I said, see, I was trying to get at least a one-night stand. Damn. She was real pretty. You never know, you could have fell in love and told her. She was pretty. She got a whole fiancé. Okay, listen, Jasmine was like, she regrets— if you're in here, okay, the girl with the gold hair with the fiancé, you're not married yet, but Jasmine said please DM her. She listening now. She's ready. That's what Jasmine said. She's ready. Okay, back to the show. So I, I did something that I have never did before for y'all. I felt so bad. This lady was so drunk, she was heckling, she was pissing off the winos. She threw me off track so bad I forgot the whole fucking lineup of my show, to the point where I just put the mic— I said, y'all, I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing. I'm sorry. I just literally just gave up hope. I was damn sure— I was just like— so I literally had to put this lady out. I said, I'm sorry, but I have to ask you to leave. They started clapping. They did. It was like, yes, put that bitch out, put her out! I prided myself. I was like, if we can get Baltimore, Philly, and New York to behave, surely everybody else is a piece of cake. No, I had to put it out, y'all. And it killed my spirit to do it because I was like, the winos is always right. And like, I gotta give her a refund. We gotta figure that out because I did tell her I was gonna give her a refund. Refund. I'm giving her a refund. I ain't have to put out, but she— whoever she came with, she got fucked up. She was an old lady too, which was fucked up. She wasn't no young girl, she was old. She was old, you know what I'm saying? I was just like— and they was all clapping. I was like, this is not the way these shows are supposed to go. And I was like, I'm a professional. They almost Tiffany Haddish my ass up in that shit because I was like, y'all, I said my energy Fucked up now. I don't even know if I can continue with the show. They was like, Tasha, you can do it, come on! I was like, no, I can't, I can't. Y'all done put my energy off. I done forgot what the fuck I was gonna say. Bitch, the show's over. And they was like, bitch, if you don't finish this show— I was like, all right, give me a second, play some Sexy Red. Sexy Red! I was like, damn, I done pissed them off again. I done pissed them off again. Shit. I was like, what the fuck is going on, Tulsa? You know what to do. You know what is going on? Why are you adding more lime? What's going on? Lime to the salmon because I marinated it in lime. Oh, you did? Yes. Oh, Jason, it was a lot of lime. Keep my blood pressure down. Keep going, we're good. Thank you. It looks real nice. I didn't know you marinated it. I did. I marinated it in lime and balsamic glaze. Oh my gosh. So, um, yeah, Queen Tulsa. Shout out to Queen Tulsa. Okay. Queen Tuff was in the building. She did try to come talk to her. Another wino tried to fight her. I was like, oh my God, like it was just that bad. And I was just like, in order for them— I was like, because we had people driving from like Oklahoma City. We did have winos. Oklahoma City from Tulsa? Yeah. How far is Oklahoma City from, um, about an hour and a half? Yeah, yeah. But still, when people are driving, they're getting— they're rearranging their schedule. They've been waiting on this show all year. Uh, you're gonna highlight her? I do. I got a highlighter, you know. I do my own makeup, child. Yeah, after I saw them do Aneta's face, I will never hire another makeup artist again. I'm sorry. I'm like, no, no, no. And they use brushes on that. Yeah. Um, we had people come from California. Like, I was like, Kansas City. Matter of fact, we had some Kansas City winos in there. We had one from New York because she said she missed the New York show. So I think she said her parents were out here, if I'm not mistaken. And so she was just like, oh shit, Jason, turn off that stove, that shit's gonna burn. So it shouldn't burn, but it's gas, it's gonna burn. Yeah. And so I was just like, you can't ruin their experience, you cannot ruin their experience. And, um, so I put her out and I just felt so sad. I could not recover. And I'm a professional. I can work in any environment. I have been holding a mic since I was 25 years old. I have never had this happen tonight. I said, damn, I see how Tiffany Haddish and them feel when you let somebody get, like, get you off your game. And I was like, I gotta have more grace for them. Not, not, not. You said finna, not a word, so slang. Uh, I'm from Finner is a word in the South, just like when y'all use fixing to. Fixing to, or thinner, that's a whole word. It's in the dictionary, you can look it up. It's in the dictionary, look it up. So yeah, um, Tulsa did say, Tasha, please don't talk shit about us, this is not our fault. And I was like, nah, I ain't gonna do it tonight, but tomorrow I'm gonna get in your— nah, I'm just playing, I'm just playing. But overall Like, Tulsa was so a vibe, so real. Like, like, I literally should have just had them like fucking, you know, just make me a plate, pick me up. That's how real Tulsa was. I was like, I shouldn't have been in an Uber. I should have had a wino picking me up from the airport. I should have had, uh, a wino cooking the food. I would have paid them, uh, helping me get my outfit together. I needed a cowboy hat, cowgirl hat. A way home from the show because the damn— this was the most decent Uber that we had. It was an old white guy and, um, he picked us up from the show in a Malibu. It was nice, it was very nicely clean. And, um, yeah, we back at the house cooking. I almost, I almost had to go to the Waffle House with the Winos to get this lady to shut up because she was like, in the middle of the set, I'm talking about Nigeria, she's like, let's go to Waffle House! I was like, oh, she fucked up for real, bro. Like, you just gonna buy me one waffle? You're just gonna buy it? She was like, I'll buy you a waffle. And I was just like, girl, I'm talking about Nigeria. What does Waffle House got to do with conversation? That's how I knew she was fucked up, because you know when you get fucked up, you want to go to Waffle House and cuss them out for fucking up your cheese grits and eggs. Yes. Yeah, I'm gonna start including my wine notes. That's what I should do, start including them into the show. Like from pickup? No. Oh, picking me up from the airport, live streaming this shit. One while I'm doing my hair, another while I'm cooking and shit, you know what I'm saying? All types of stuff. Help from Hawaii. Miss K, would you consider coming to Honolulu for a show? Keep doing your thing. Absolutely, because I've always wanted to come to, um, Hawaii. So yes, I will come, absolutely. So rest in peace to Tito Jackson. Damn, everybody. Frankie Frankie Beverly Mays, James Earl Jones. Who else done died? Jasmine, what the fuck was that? I'm a professional. Oh my God, how Tito die, y'all? I don't normally talk about death, but how Tito die? They said it was a car accident. He had a heart attack in the car or something. He had a heart attack in the car. You said take you with you to Hawaii. Shit, I got to get out there first. But that's a long flight, so what I'm gonna have to do is do the LA show, and then from LA I go to Hawaii. So we're gonna have to do them at the same time, like, because ain't nobody gonna fly from fucking Miami to Hawaii. Oh my God, listen, shout out to Kelly for becoming a Secret Society member. Yes. So when you coming to London? Next year, absolutely. They said he had a heart attack. Okay, you said Louis, Lou Gossip, Carl Weathers died. Who is that? Frankly, Beverly passed. Finna. And it said, I'm about to go and leave. I told you Finna was in the dictionary. I told you. But yeah, Tulsa, um, it was overall, it was a vibe. Like I said, it started off so strong. In the middle, it got shaky. Almost literally gave up on my own show. And I was like, if I give up on my show This person died in March. Damn. If I give up on this show, I, I fail at life. And so literally I was like, all right, let me figure out how to get this shit back together. It was just because I— it was like 30 minutes of that lady, me going back and forth with her, like, please let me— I was like, please let me do my show. If you could be quiet for 1 hour, I swear to God, I'll go to Waffle House with you. I was negotiating with this lady. I was negotiating with this lady. I was like, oh my God, like she would not let me do it. And so I just had to ask her to leave. And you could tell she was so sad. She just put her head down. She did. She was sad. She was like, please stop the shot. And I was like, oh my God, because she was so excited to see me. And I was just like, if you can give her 10 minutes to soap her up— but they said she couldn't even really walk or stand. When she left the building. And then Jason came back in to get her shit. He started talking. I was like, what the fuck are you doing there? And he was like, oh, I'm just getting her stuff. I went— I was just so irritated. But overall, we brought it home. We brought it home, Tulsa. We did. Um, and Tulsa, they was like, Tasha, you did a great job. I'm sorry. They, they actually felt like it was their fault. And I was like, no, No, no, no. I was like, I've never had this happen, but I'm glad that it happened because now I know how to deal with it. So when we have somebody that interrupts, I'm gonna say, hey, you interrupt again, you're not gonna interrupt the experience of the other winos. People are driving here, we're just gonna ask you to leave. I love you today, I swear to God I love you, I'll give you your money back and everything, but I'm not gonna let you ruin the experience of these winos. Like, I'm not gonna let that happen. So, um, yeah, now I know what to do. So it had to happen, and Tulsa was so gracious because they knew that I lost my train of thought so many— I was like, what the fuck was I saying? What the fuck was I saying? I was like, okay, all right, cool, get it together. I was like— and it took me— how long did it take me to recover? About 20 minutes, Jason? Yeah, about that. It took me about— it took me 20 minutes to recover. If it was any other comedian, y'all would have walked out. Music and everything, play music, tried to get the energy going. If it was any other comedian, Tulsa would have walked out. That's how bad it was. Tulsa would have been like, bitch, we don't have time. But I think because we have such an established relationship and y'all have seen me go through so much, they're like, she got this, she good, she done been through everything. Y'all just be like, you know, I've been through everything, this bitch got this, she's a professional, I'm not worried about her. And I was just like, they sat there and they actually encouraged me. Tasha, you got it, you got it. I was like, I got it. You sure? I got it. Okay, I got it. Yep, I swear to God. So that— shout out to Tulsa, shout out to Queen Tulsa, because thank you so much. You said I did awesome. Thank you, Melissa. Thank you. Is it Melissa? Melissa? Yeah. Um, you said you're paying your dues, respect. Thank you. I wish you could read my post. What did you say, Christine? Um, you said it was their fault, probably fed that lady corn liquor. What the fuck? Corn liquor? Corn liquor? What was corn liquor? Country ass shit. The hell? You heard of corn liquor before? I'm an alcoholic, I ain't never heard of that before. Jasmine told my shit alcoholic. She ain't never heard of that. Tulsa is hot as hell. That's why I got this shirt on. I ain't gonna be able to wear this shirt no more. The beads was falling all over the bathroom floor. I know the shirt, the shit I got it from Ross is all over the bathroom floor. Once I take this bitch off, it's going in the trash. One liner was like, give me the shirt. I was like, right now? Whatever the fuck I'm gonna wear. She was like, I don't care, you got a bra. I was like, damn. I was like, damn. Oh my God, you said moonshine? Oh, it's moonshot. She has something, she has something. Listen, you said y'all was out of pocket for saying it should have been Latoya instead of Tito. Yeah, that was fucked up. I saw Latoya Instagram the other day though, so skinny and frail. And she's looking frail, bro. She real frail, and she be trying to cover up that neck because you know when they be having that skinny ass neck, they be trying to wear scarves and shit behind them, them sunken in necks. I'm like, see, y'all need to gain somewhere. She on that Ozempic, that's what it is. So she was on that Met Dogg 2020. But listen, if she watching tonight— she's probably not, she's probably somewhere sleeping— be like, did I get put out of Tasha K's show? You did. I felt so bad. I don't ever want to do that again, ever, ever, ever, ever. Please don't put me in that situation. But like I said, Tulsa was gracious. And overall, they said they enjoyed the show. I brought it back home even though it took me 20 minutes to recover. Strong start, strong start. I think the first 30 minutes we was cool, then she started talking shit, and I was like, okay, this is what a heckler looked like, okay. And then she kept repeating everything that I said. She was like, yeah, I said, yeah, I walked down the street. Yeah, she was like, we walked down the street. And I was like, yeah, when I turned around, and you turned around, right, right. And I was just like, oh Oh my God, I was like, bitch, I put her out because she wouldn't shut the fuck up. And the other one, and the other winos was getting irritated. So please, please, guys, and I hate that because I don't ever want that Tasha putting people out her shows. It just ruins the vibe. That does not happen. So please, guys, next time I'll just be like, hey, I'm gonna put you in timeout. You can't be quiet, we're gonna put you in the lobby. Give you a little 10-minute timeout. Let you come back here and start again. How about that? This one, she just had to go home and go to sleep. She had to sleep this shit off for real. You said, I bet she does it at the church too. I see why, uh, Keanu— what's his name? Hey, hey, hey, hey! That's what I was trying to do. The only thing I want to do is hear God right now. I should have said, shh, only thing I want to hear right now is the winos. Okay, I don't want to hear you. I don't want to hear you. Everybody's trying to hear. Listen, can I come to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania? I will. Yes, absolutely, absolutely. So yeah, but overall, Tulsa was a vibe, and I would definitely be back. Nobody runs me out of nowhere, okay? Um, I just know how to come through here. I'm gonna have y'all pick me up. I'm gonna say DM me if you picking me up. And then I'm gonna say, who cooking? Whose house we staying in? We gotta see the house, okay? Uh, we're gonna pay you, okay, Tulsa residents? And then we're gonna pay you to, you know, whoever want to drive us around. And then, uh, you get free access to the show. And then, um, you make sure we get home and then get to the airport and we good. But everything is going to be our work. No, I'm serious, we gonna do it. I swear to God, we're gonna No, I thought about that shit today. I was like, shit, this they town. They should have put the same shit in St. Louis. They should have picked me up. But St. Louis was on that old, we didn't know if we was coming. Call me at 3 o'clock, let me see what I'm doing, Tasha, and I'll let you know if I'm coming to the show. Like, for real. You said Reservoir Hill. You said, shit, I feel like I'm in my last day. Don't say that. Uh-uh. Friday the 13th is It's just 3 days, um, hopefully it'll be over tomorrow, um, but all of us have been going through it, okay? We all have, right? So you said the Jackson died while driving to Oklahoma. Shut the fuck up, they lying. They gotta get the fuck up out of here, bro, like for real. They gotta be lying. We gotta get the hell up out of here. No way, no way. Okay, all right, any questions before I get off here? Because I'm gonna eat my before it get cold. It's actually cold already, but y'all see my plate. You see my plate. I can't wait to eat, huh? Let me see. Um, y'all ladies get some rest. Thank you so much. And shout out to Tulsa, Kansas City, Missouri. Y'all are up next. I know how to deal with y'all Midwest girls now. Y'all just want a card party. That's all y'all want me to do. Come down, sit down with y'all, play dominoes, have a card party, bitch. Just hey, hey, hey, hey, pass the blunt. I swear to God, we had wine nose walk out. I was like, where y'all going? We'll be right back. I said, bitch, y'all going to hit a blunt. Well, they want to come to Seattle. Yes, I know you looking to come to Seattle so bad. That plane ride. Okay, so we'll do LA, we'll do Seattle, and then we'll do Hawaii together. How's that? Okay. Uh, he was driving from Mexico when he had the heart attack. Damn. And there was nobody in the car with him? Phoenix, cool enough for you? Yep. So we got Kansas City, Missouri on November— no, October 6th. And then, um, huh, Mika Mill, it's their birthday. Happy birthday, Mika! Happy birthday! And then, um, what is it, October 13th? Yeah, it's October 13th after October 6th, right? October 6th is Kansas City, Missouri, okay? And then October 13th is Phoenix, Arizona. So y'all get y'all tickets. But yeah, shout out to social. We had a cool 70— cool 70 people. Um, that was nice, that was nice, okay? It don't matter, I can have 500,000 here, it don't matter. Every wino matters. Every wino matters. There's no thing is a bad wino, okay? I wouldn't give a fuck if it was 3 motherfuckers. I had an afterparty with 2 winos. Y'all don't see the video, it's on my Instagram. I don't give a fuck. I'm not about the numbers, I'm about to get experience. I'll come out for the experience. Absolutely, okay? Life is short, y'all always on the internet. Get out, have some fun, whatever, okay? Thank you so much, Gerald, Latasha, the Waikiki Blue Note. Would be a good fit for you. Holds 500 inside the Surf Rider Hotel. Okay, look, they already planning it. The one that was talking is, I want to chill on the beach. I want to chill on Waikiki Beach. Yeah. So listen, I love you guys, and, uh, no, I am not pregnant, y'all. Look, goddamn it, I gotta prove to them every time I get on live that I am not pregnant. I'm not pregnant. Pregnant. Guys, I'm not pregnant. Some days I look pregnant, but I swear to God there's no baby growing in here. And if it is a baby growing in here, it's not my husband's. It's my own baby. I'm the Virgin Mary, cuz this thing get neutered, okay? He is neutered. So it would have to be my— my nigga baby. I swear to God, if I did get pregnant, right, let's just say shake vasectomy reverse itself, he would divorce me. He ain't going to stay and he— oh, I'm fixed? Who baby is that? Yours, stupid. Oh my God, they do it all the time. I'm not pregnant, I swear to God. Thank you, Shauna, for the, uh, donation. I appreciate it. Okay guys, I'm going warm up my food. I'mma get out of here. Thank you so much, Daniel. I appreciate it. Um, let me see. Hey Tasha, just started our channel, can you give us a shout out please? Poor Shades of Us. Poor Shades of Us. Okay, shout out to Poor Shades of Us. Thank you so much. They said my skin is pretty. Okay, it's Four Shades of Us. Okay, all righty. Um, TS Madison said I was pregnant. I didn't know TS Madison knew when, when women like were pregnant. I don't have to fuck with T.S. Madison though. Oh, Jasmine, Jazzy, pay for that shit for my nizzle. How would, how would he know? How would he know? Did he put a baby in me or something? He need to be worried about putting his own babies in somebody. But I heard they would have to be— let me shut up. Let me shut up. Let me shut up. Let me shut the fuck up. Okay, they said, damn, Jasmine pretty as fuck. I told you, I told you I was trying to get her a one-night stand here tonight. Nobody got to know if you in here. She said if you in here, to the blonde lady, she said to DM her Instagram, her, the Tulsa lady, Jasmine me please, @jasminemeplease. She said please get at her. Okay, Instagram, Instagram. Okay, she's serious too. All right guys, I love y'all. Shout out to Tulsa, Kansas City, Missouri. I will see y'all October 6th, mhm, and then October 13th, Phoenix, Arizona. Get y'all tickets on my website, tashakayonstage.com. Don't forget, Houston tickets are on sale. Okay, please go to my website, tashkaylestage.com, and get those before they're gone, because once they're gone, they're gone. Okay, we partying in Houston. But, um, I'm glad that I got that experience tonight in Tulsa. I'm glad that I didn't let them take me out. I would have dropped the mic. It was one of them moments I was about to walk off the stage. I felt it too. I was like, no, no, no, you got it, babe. J like, you got this. I was like, no the fuck I don't. No, I don't. So I was like, it's either me or her, she got to go. Me or her. So listen, but thank you so much, guys. But no, I'm not pregnant. And y'all didn't get the joke. The joke was when I announced that I was pregnant with Nick Cannon's baby is that I hugged Nick and I got pregnant. It was a joke, and that picture was old. And it was a Photoshop. I was like, guys, I shot the— I shot the episode a year ago, and people was like, congratulations. What? Anyway, I love you guys for real. Bye.