EP 6 | Shoot Your Shot | Comedians, Rappers, Singers | $300 On the Line!

Welcome back to Shoot Your Motherfucking Shot! This is a virtual online talent show where we are trying to find talent for our 2026 Latasha Kebebe Presents Comedy Tour. Okay, and so listen, we are on episode— what episode is this, Jasmine? I forgot. We done had so many amazing, uh, this is episode 7. We're gonna say episode 6 or 7, whichever one it is. Okay, but last week, oh my God, it was intense. A lot of great talent, um, that we had to choose from. And, um, yeah, it's episode 6. Thank you so much, Jasmine. It's actually episode 6. All right, so welcome back, but Listen, last week was intense. We had a lot of great talent came through that we had to sift through. We actually had to do 2 votes, OK? And so we'll actually be announcing the winner here shortly. But before we do that, we are going to introduce our co-hosts, OK? And so listen, we got comedian and extraordinaire Mr. Derrick King. How you doing, Derrick? What's going on? I see you with the fake gold chain because it's really yellow. But listen, hold that thought. We also got Sean Davey Way. What's up, Sean Davey Way? Way his chain looks real. Correct. My— first of all, that Teddy— my Teddy doesn't date Black teddies.

Well, I just wanted y'all to kiss somebody's ass, and that's why I got Teddy's ass up here for both of you.

Teddy only date white bitches. Get it right. He got money now. He say he ain't— the winos done got him rich. He ain't date no Black woman, so he can't ever say that a Black woman took him down. It was the white bitch, okay? And she right here.

Hilarious. It wasn't a black one. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

Well, listen, welcome back. Last week was intense, y'all. We had to vote like twice, didn't we?

We did, man.

I wanted Richard Simmons.

We know wasn't gonna happen.

Yeah, at all.

At all. Wasn't gonna happen.

Stiff competition. That just wasn't one of them.

But yeah, I'mma hire him. He gonna be on the show, okay? Whether, whether y'all want it or not, I'm definitely bringing him back for the show. All right, it's breaking news. What'd you say?

I got breaking news. Do you have your phone by you?

Hold on for a second. Not you giving me celebrity gossip in the middle of a talent show.

No, I was just saying that the breaking news is that I look good, that's all. Go ahead with your show. Hey, son, paid it in.

We have how many contestants waiting backstage to shoot their shots? 14 contestants are waiting for us to send them through so the winos can put their ass on the chopping block, okay, for a chance to win $300 this episode, okay. And we'll announce them on the next episode, who the winner is. All right, so stay tuned for that. Uh, and a chance to go on to kick off the tour with us, uh, that we're launching for 2026. We've already got our date— not our dates, but our cities down pat, and we'll have dates here, uh, shortly, okay. And so you guys ready? For 2026? Derek and Sean?

I'm ready for 2026, man.

I'm so ready.

He was talking to me.

I got the dominoes already together.

You got the dominoes? We gonna do the dominoes. Listen, we even got Diddy freak-off workers coming down there to sell dick at the tour. Oh, what? Mm-hmm. Did he freak? They got the word. And we not paying for no flights. They flying themselves in. So ain't nobody getting no Mann Act charges for sex trafficking to the Winos. We're not doing that. No. All right, listen, we got 14 contestants waiting backstage. Y'all think we're gonna be able to, uh, find some good talent today?

I hope so.

I, I believe in them. I believe in everybody backstage. I'm rooting for all 14 of them.

I don't believe in any of you.

Anybody with a bonnet on, he believe in. But listen, we're gonna go ahead and, uh, but first, before we get started, we do have to announce last week's winner. Something's gotta hold me lately. No, I don't know myself anymore. It feels like the walls are all closing in and the devil's knocking at my door. Oh, out of my mind. How many times did I tell you I'm no good being alone? Yes, taking a toll on me. Trying my best to keep from tearing the skin off my bones. Don't you know that I lose control? Oh, okay. All right, so that's what they chose. Why those shows? And so, uh, they're gonna be going on to compete in the season finale to see who's gonna actually, uh, you know, have what it takes to go on tour with us for 2026. And so listen, uh, enough said. We gotta get a winner for episode 6 here, okay? So we got some work to do. We got 14 people that are waiting patiently backstage. Please guys, make sure your background is, uh, is silent and your sound is on and you're connected to your Wi-Fi and your cornbread and fried chicken is already done frying. Please 'cause we don't have somebody on here cooking.

And I love all the mess-ups. I love all the mess-ups.

So she went— she won too. They was funny. She was— that person did win.

All right, cool.

Who we got first? Jazzy Faye. Okay, where you calling from? Milwaukee. All right, you ready to shoot your shot? I'm gonna try. What you gonna be doing? I'm a comedian. All right, let's go. We got a comedian there. You ready? And Sean, look at— I can go. Go. Okay, y'all, listen, I'm recently single, so anybody in the chat with all 5, uh, of they toes on both feet, hit me up after this. However, being single ain't it, okay? I got standards that my friend said ain't good standards. Like, for instance, I can't date a dude with a keloid. That don't sit well with me. That big-ass meatball right here on the back of your ear is creepy to me. It's creepy to me. I can't do it. Have you ever seen somebody with a hickey, with a keloid? No, fuck you, haven't. No, I'm not sucking your neck around that thing. That's nasty to me. That is nasty to me. Can you imagine giving your man a hickey and he got a keloid and that thing get the pulsating? Oh my God. 'Cause if keloid juice get on my forehead, we fighting. I don't even play games like that. I can't even bring nobody around my family who got a keloid. I'm not even gonna lie, 'cause now all of a sudden they funny. Now all of a sudden they got meatball sub jokes.

You remember that time we had the meatballs?

I don't remember that time we had no meatballs. You remember that time we had them big-ass sausages like that? So keloids is out the question. All right, just kidding. I love that. I'm gonna start with Sean first. Sean, what'd you think?

Um, do you think— do you do anything besides comedy, or is it just comedy? Like, is this your niche?

Uh, it's my hobby. I like to laugh, so I figured let me make somebody else laugh. But I'm a mom and I'm a worker. That's it.

Okay. Um, very interesting. The, the whole keloid thing, I mean, I guess it could be considered funny, but I don't think a lot of people listening to that like over and over and over again because it's not like something appealing to think of. So I feel like if it would have started off with just like one or two of those and then moved on to, you know, like something else, I think I could have swallowed that better. But I was just kind of like grossed out, uh, you know, the whole time because I just kept hearing keloid, keloid, keloid, keloid, keloid. Um, but yeah, I mean, A for effort, not E. A for effort. I still think overall good presence. Decent delivery. Again, that was okay, but I'm gonna have to say no. Uh, but good try. Good try.

Okay, all right, cool. All right, so Derek has worked with all the big comedians. Obviously you had him laughing. He was up there, Derek. Listen, why were you laughing?

Because K was funny. And K, you— this mother said correct. See, K, here's the problem. The, the, uh, with the keloid broke, uh, Sean's heart. That's the problem that you have. All right, and so Y'all listen here, he, he remembers his days of kissing keloid juice. And so, oh yeah, oh yeah, it definitely hit the spot. It definitely hit the spot. And so that's where the angst comes from. Now I will tell you, I just think that, you know, you stayed on one subject, and I'm actually comparing you to what we've had in the past as to my judgment today. Um, I do think you have some talent. I'm gonna say yes, not the funniest thing I've seen But I believe, uh, probably the most confident. And it's like you knew what you were doing and where you were going, which is why I let you go just a little bit longer. So I'm saying yes to you today, Just K. Thank you.

All right, so she said yes. Hi, Miss K, how you doing, girl? Yes, I'm keeping my name. Listen, all right, I love the confidence, and that confidence is all over you. I love how— and this is not a shot at you, but I do this I love how it looks like you didn't get all dressed up and made up. You know, you got on a regular, like, just tank top. You look like you literally just dropped off, like, you know, the kids and came in like, yo, I'm about to go to work. And you did it effortlessly. I love that. I love the delivery, but I didn't laugh. And you notice that. So here's the thing. I feel that all you have to do is just find things that are funny because you are confident you have what it takes to be a comedian. But it's just finding out what's funny and what's— what I like to say, universally funny. Like, will everybody be able to relate to this joke? You know? And so that's kind of one of the things that I've had to learn, you know, over my time with studying, doing jokes, because like what we find funny, like, I can definitely see what you're talking about. Like, because Key Lourdes are disgusting. But it was like after, like Sean said, the one or two, it was like overkill. You know what I'm saying? I think you should have went in, once you did your one-two, you should have went and switched it up and then switched it up. Because a lot of times you only get like a 5, 10-minute set and you got to put a lot of content into that. Unless you're great at storytelling. If you're great at storytelling, and I'm going to tell you somebody that's awesome at storytelling, even though I can't stand this short Kevin Hart, he's great at storytelling. And making it funny so he doesn't have to go in for a punchline, right? Just his storytelling is funny. And y'all gonna probably kill me for saying this— Charleston White. Charleston White tells some funny ass stories. That's why his tour is selling out. And so— and Derek also is a storyteller as well, you know. You make— Derek mixes the punchline, like the just the jokes with the stories. And so he could do both just because he trains people. And so for me, I just don't want you like No, I think your hobby should be taken serious. I think it should be something that you should pursue. And I think once you pursue it, you're going to get funnier. Thank you. I appreciate that. I think it was just the 30 seconds trying to squeeze something in there, but it ended up— it had a bad— but you came out the gate with it, and I was like, okay, I like the key, Lord, where we going? And then boom, it was just there. So, but next time, like, please, uh, hit up the producers when you want to come back on another episode, and we'll, we'll pipe it through. Okay.

T, I do want to tell you something. Yeah, I want to tell her something in relation to what you were saying whenever she was telling you about, uh, so if you say, if you— the setup is the keloid, the very next thing you should do is talk about a guy that you dated with a keloid, give a funny story, because you've already given the punchline. It's like, yo, let me tell you about this date I had, and it's like, I try to give everybody a chance. That's how you— you stay with your keloid story but it goes somewhere. That's all.

For me, I would have been like, man, I met a guy just like he said, and I went to sucking this nigga neck and it felt like he had a mini dick on his neck. Turned out it was a motherfucking keloid, bitch. I said, I know, you know how motherfuckers have 5, 6 fingers, 6 toes and shit? This got an extra dick, like a 2 dick on this. Like, just take it there. Don't be scared. But I think if you take it, if you take it serious You'll really, really go in.

Hey, and tell us, that's what turned him on? He liked when you tickled it?

That's nasty. That's nasty.

It's very nasty, but that's a turn-on for him.

Don't run away from that joke. That joke has a lot of potential. Yeah. Okay. All right, cool. Thank you so much, Jess K. We'll see you next time. Thank you. All right, bye. I love her confidence, y'all.

It was dope.

I like me a chick that could just be like, bitch, let's go, bitch. I don't give a fuck who watching.

Yeah, I mean, she was— listen, she ain't gonna drown, we know that much. When the fucker raise up in that water and they catch up around her neck, she gonna stay floating. What? They was heavy.

The flotation device.

We were talking about lawsuit. Lawsuits to him, not me, correct? He's a— he's a contractor.

King is not his real last name.

I don't even know his real last name.

It's Robinson.

I will tell you where he stay, okay? Don't sue me. Thank you. All right, moving on. Who's next? Jasmine? Ray Cole. Where you calling from, Ray? I'm calling out of the St. Louis metropolitan area. I could tell. I know my St. Louis people. They don't give a damn. I'm here, what's up? Absolutely. Yeah. All right, so what you gonna be doing today, Miss Racquel? Well, I know we on a timer, so I'm gonna try to get in as much as possible, but I'm gonna do a mashup. I wanted to represent for the women that came out of St. Louis, uh, Tina Turner and Maya Angelou, so Okay, so go. Okay. Left a good job down in the city. I've been working for a man every night and day, and I never lost one minute of sleep because I was worried about the way Things might have been, the big wheel keep on turning, oh, the proud Mary keep on burning. So pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to fit a fashion model size, but when I start to tell them, they think I'm telling lies. I say it's the reach of my arm and the span of my hips, the stride of my step and the curl of my lips. I'm a woman, phenomenally phenomenal woman. That's me. Okay. All right, Derek, we'll start with you since you blew the whistle so quick.

Well, I wanted to get to the phenomenal woman part. I listen, at first I wasn't sure about your voice. And you kept singing and it grew on me. Um, it really did. I didn't necessarily love it to start out with, but you have a big, strong, beautiful voice. And then once we got to the poetry portion, what I would have loved to have seen is I would have loved to have seen you know that poem so that you can really give it to us the way that it needs to be given. And so, man, I'm struggling with it. I'm gonna say no, not because I don't think you're talented, Um, because look, U-City represent, you know. I used to live in U-City. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um, so I like it, but I don't know, it's just a no for me. But not that I don't think you got talent, but it's a no for me.

Okay, thank you. Okay, Derek. Sean.

Hi.

So I want to start by saying that you are gorge. I love your skin. Your hair is so pretty. I love it, love it, love it. I'm gonna start by saying that, but pick a team. The audition to me was a little lazy because I felt like maybe you were nervous and you like both a little bit. So yeah, so like out of being nervous, like, I'm gonna do both of these so just in case they don't like my singing voice, I'm doing poetry, and I'm doing poetry just in case, you know, vice versa and whatnot. So I say pick a team, pick one you feel that you are more solid in. And again, because you don't have a bad voice, you can definitely carry a tune. But again, I was confused in the performance because I'm hearing a voice which was pleasant, and then we switch into poetry. So it's like bringing me into two different moods. So therefore it's like I'm left like blah, you know, with the question mark. So it's going to be a no for me. But again, I would say come back, but pick a team when you come back.

Okay, okay. If you—

you know, but shout out to you.

All right, so, okay, so it looks like majority has spoken. I'm gonna go ahead and agree with them only because I wanted to see something original from you. I feel like this is so big and you're so gorgeous. I feel like you could shake down a Tyler Perry play with, you know, either you pick a song or you do an original poem. Okay. All right, okay, come on now, you got to give us lips, skin, hair, baby. St. Louis. All right, we'll see you next time. All right, thank you guys. All right, bye. Derek, why you act like you was so scared to tell her?

That wasn't it, because I actually liked her. So I liked her voice. I did not like her voice at first, and then as she kept singing, I was like, damn, she actually does sound good.

Uh-huh.

It's amazing to me that Sean told her to pick a team. Why? Pick a team. Yep.

Who's next? Scoop! How you doing, Scoop? How y'all doing?

Let me—

you in Baltimore? No, I'm in New York, baby. Oh, I knew it was one of them. See, baby, I knew it was one of them. Baltimore, New York. With Scoop. Okay. Good, good. So, um, what you gonna be doing today? I'm gonna sing. Okay, go give us a scoop then. Oh, I'm just joking, I'm a rapper. Y'all ready? Because she was like, hold on now. Never did I need a hook, let me talk my shit. No, I'm not a buster, shorty loving my drip. Better understand the messages, I'm coming to quit. I'm still working out the kinks, this is a lyrical fit. Had the first Flintstones before I tested the whip. Went from hand-me-downs, do you hear me now?

My mama sparked up the candles when the lights went out.

That fire was still burning, never changed my route. Stay woke when depression tried to knock me out. Bedroom and nightshade to a detour house. Ain't one to feel boxed in, so I slept on the couch. I can't fuck with them, be running their mouth. I don't trust none, they'll be mixing it loud. Got no time for it, that's okay in the drought. Like, LL, I'm doing it and doing it well. Y'all be hating on the kid, ain't it hard to tell? I'm telling you, word to Nas, really out here burning fatty brains before I— who that? You hear me? Your cats is scary, the vibe is airy. I know you're fairly All right, I don't want to overrun it. I know, no, I like that you kept going. We didn't stop you.

Okay, okay.

Yeah, all right, we'll start with Sean.

So, um, you know, because I've been wrong before, uh, not that this has anything to do with anything, but in your rap, you were rapping about Yes.

Okay, not, not just like Black people.

No, no, no, I'm not saying it like that. I'm talking about like, like liking them.

Come on, Sean, stop playing with me. Stop playing with me right now.

I've been wrong before.

Latasha, he playing.

I want to see, is this a happy Pride moment or is this a happy Pride?

Happy Pride, Sean.

Okay, I was just making sure.

I was just making sure. You need to pick a team.

You know, and all that.

Yeah, I got my team decided.

So I do have to agree, you can spit. Like, I, you know, you're very so much confident, very cocky. I like that. You know, sometimes people can mix the two because I'm being cocky, you know, versus confident. But I think you're very confident in what you do. I think you can spit. I would like to hear more. Very intrigued by you.

Very intrigued.

I wonder, you know, I'm just picturing you trying to hear a beat behind you.

But, um, I know I had to do it after—

I know, I know, I get it.

Yeah, I get it.

But no, I like you. I'm gonna have to say yes.

All right, cool. I like— All right, Derek, New Yorker.

New Yorker. So what borough are you from?

Oh my God, from the Bronx, but I represent Brooklyn.

All boroughs in New York, but you know, BX, baby. From the Bronx, but she represent Brooklyn. That sounds—

didn't they— didn't Jay-Z say that? Nothing like a New Yorker, Derek.

Just Word to my mother. Word to my mother though. Word to my mother, Tasha. You won't— you're gonna back up. Word to my mother.

Sounds harder than you.

She don't, nigga.

No, she don't. We're gonna cut that shit out. So look, let's go hit a scoop. I— you got some talent. You got way more in there than what you let out today. It's something holding you back. I don't know what it is. Sean talked about confidence. I'm gonna need you to be a little more New York and be a little more cocky. That's New York too. I need you to be cocky with it. I also need you to get on the treadmill, run, and rap at the same time. Here's what I'm saying to you, okay? You're too breathy.

This guy, treadmills.

This guy, listen what I'm telling you. This, this is exercises. That's all I'm talking about, Scoop. You know that. Hey, so Scoop, you know what I'm talking about. Like, I ain't, I ain't shit on you. If you did that and you were able to learn to control your breath I think you're better than just a talent show. I think you're better than just a tour. I actually think that if you find exactly who you are— control that breath, man— you, you through the roof. You got a lot. So my answer is yes, just because I like you. But it's way more in there. You need to pull that out.

All right, all right, all right. You got two. It don't matter really what I say, you know. I'm just a facilitator anyway, you know. Uh, but I agree, like, you are very talented. I'm not even gonna lie. I— it's nice that you can hear somebody rap and they make you feel it without the music and stuff like that. So like, the energy was good. The flow was good. You were speaking about some pretty deep things. You know, I could see how you, you know, you're a little educated, you know what I'm saying? Not a little, I'm not, you know, but I can hear the, I guess, the diversity in your lyricism and stuff. And so, um, I'm gonna say yes. I do want you to, um, are you gonna have a track ready if let's say you, you move on to the finale? Are you gonna have like— yeah, so how would that work? No, you'll be able to full out perform. Oh, be good on that. Okay, all right, cool. All right, so no problem. Um, it's up— we're gonna go ahead and sing you through, and it's up to the winos at the end to, you know, to see if you win this episode, and then you'll move on to the season finale.

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Do you like me, yes or no? This show is 3 beautiful women that are waiting to be chosen by their mystery man. We ain't seen his ass I haven't heard his voice yet, but how he sounding?

We like it.

Some of these interactions get interesting and real messy.

What's going on?

How you doing?

Latasha K, I'm kind of nervous because his voice sounds too familiar. Oh. I even intervene and ask my questions to extract my wine my way. Do you have a high body count? Uh, what, do I date a lot of women? A lot of women. Not— but I mean, listen, Do You Like Me? Yes or No, coming soon to Unwind with Tasha K. Tasha K presents Do You Like Me? The ultimate dating experience is here, premiering Tuesday, September 16th at 7 PM Eastern, streaming live on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch. Subscribe now to watch the show. Oh, um, you are here, not that you want to be here, okay, but you're having to come out and clear your name. You are the ex-husband to Kelly Farrell. Season 16's newest Real Housewife of Atlanta. Okay. And, um, interesting enough, you guys like have a court order. You're not even supposed to be talking about your marriage or divorce or anything.

It's a gag order that we, we're not supposed to be talking about it.

Now we're going to talk about like how did you get here because you done lost everything. You lost the marriage. How the hell did you go from $2 million a year to you're trying to pay child support child support and can't pay it because money is being frozen and held.

For all this, everything I'm telling you right now happened before the divorce.

Everything happened before the divorce. Was there any marital issues between you two? Like, did you guys— was there any infidelity? No, absolutely not.

No abuse, no infidelity, nothing like that. All that stuff I'm hearing she's saying on TV is for ratings.

Like what?

Um, I heard she said I was abusive.

Lies. Um, infidelity, lies. How does this happen?

That's right. It's against the law what happened to me.

She said, she went on national TV and said I said I was going to kill her, right?

And I didn't say that. When they was handcuffing me, I was walking out the courtroom and I said, I got you.

I said, it's messed up. I was telling her and her family, right? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So it's like, like I said, I was a very private person. I was nowhere on social media.

I wasn't on Google, none of that.

And because of this show, my life is destroyed.

Watch this full program and other exclusive content on www.tashaklive.com. Who's next? Jasmine. Hey, I'm calling from Newark, New Jersey. Shout out to Newark, New Jersey. Look at her, she's trying to calm that New York, that Newark voice down, because that Newark voice—

yeah, because they close, they close, they close.

And I'm excited because I love your show, so I'm trying to calm down. Thank you, baby. Thank you. Y'all had me snoring. I actually I did.

I was like, that's some funny stuff, dog. I don't care.

I actually wrote a whole comedic set on it, like, because I was gonna come for the New York women when I was at the, uh, the city— it was the City Winery in New York. Yeah, because I had— in the beginning, I always like fuck with the city, and I was like, y'all still eat at like fucking food trucks around here after that bitch was selling pussy out the fucking, uh, uh, uh, the food truck. Oh, New York shut down. What I said today was like, bitch, y'all still eating them hot dogs? All right, Evie, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Evie. Let me focus. Let me focus. We just excited for 2026 to come up, OK? We got Diddy freak off workers that's going to be— so listen, even if you don't make it through, you got to come to the show, OK? We are not flying them in, okay? Listen, Evie, what you gonna be doing today? I'm gonna be singing for y'all. Okay, all right, cool. Look, go ahead, give us some Faith Evans. Let's go. Some people want it all, but I don't want nothing at all if it ain't you, baby. If I ain't got you, baby. Some people want diamond rings and some just want everything, but everything means nothing if I ain't got you. Yeah, blow the whistle! Don't you ever disrespect me like that no more! I said Faith Evans! You say better than her. I just ain't have no music prepared. You see better than her. You see way better than her. I'm like, bitch, don't you ever, you ever shade me like that no more. You saw how she just shaded me. That was shady.

You on one tonight. You on one tonight and I like it.

You might as well keep that same on that yellow.

It's the wine.

Okay, Evie.

All right, she told me something.

Look, you talking all that shit about New York New York dirt bitch to see if Southern women sign like this. I saw Marcella win, I was like, okay, I gotta come correct. Okay, come on. All right, so listen, uh, Derek, go ahead. What you think?

Uh, I think that the very first time I ever saw drugs being sold in public on a public street was in New Jersey. I walked out the barbershop and they was walking up the Oh, I'm telling you the truth, ain't I? Yo, they just be doing like hand-to-hand. I was like, damn, nobody scared to go to jail.

New York accent again. Go ahead though, but what's your point?

My point is, my point is I'm always surprised by Brick City. I'm always surprised by New Jersey. I'm always surprised. Evie, uh, I was pleasantly surprised at your voice. It's a yes for me.

Thank you so much. Sean.

Hi, Eazy.

I hate when he start like that.

I know, I'm scared.

Don't be scared, it's only judgment. So, um, I have to say this: very breathy throughout the performance that I hated, but overall Beautiful voice, beautiful voice. Not a good song choice for you because where your voice goes, Alicia can't. That's your voice, it's whimsical, you know, in ways. So I'm not, I'm not like literally saying like in a way to like shade Alicia that you'd like sing better than her, but I'm just saying where you can go vocally, she can't travel there. So I think that it would be better suited for you to sing— I'm not going to tell you who to sing, but for you to sing someone to where that can travel where you can travel. That soul, that rasp, how you're able to hold a note and rip to another one, that's beautifully done. But with Alicia, and she could never sing that song how you just sang it because her voice can't travel there. So it's going to be a yes Yes for me, but definitely switch the song immediately. Stay away from Alicia, because again, your voice can travel places hers can't. But it's a yes.

All right, you got two yeses. Listen, I'm just gonna have to say this. I didn't even know that was fucking Alicia Keys, because you made the song your own. Even though it was the same melody and stuff, you took it places that I had never heard it before. Yeah. So it kind of like, that's why I was just like, what the fuck? When I was like, come on, Faye Bevis, and then you, fuck Faye, fuck, fuck Alicia Keys, bitch. I'm gonna give you, damn it. I don't know. I think you got some Deborah Cox in there a little bit with some control and with some training. Yeah. Yeah, some Whitney Houston. You got it. So I would— Yes, I would like definitely take your singing serious. Because we're going to sing you on for the winos to vote. So when you come back at the end of this segment here, hold backstage, have a song that matches your voice that you can— because you have the type of voice that can rip apart any song. Because that's why I was like, she just shade me.

And you're really pretty. So that helps.

And you're pretty. And you're very pretty. I agree. I agree. So— and we did not expect you to sing like that. I promise you, because you came out here with the Newark accent, and then, you know, here I am, you know, I'm fucking joking on y'all, and here you go like, bitch, what, you can't sing like this, huh? Congratulations though. We'll see you at the end of the show, so have a song ready, okay? And then the winos are gonna vote, and then we'll announce the winner on the— on the next episode, okay? So, okay. All right, wow, wow.

Wow, y'all can just stop all that shit about Alicia can't go there. Don't do that.

She's very model tone.

Alicia can't go there like you can't go there like Eddie. Oh yeah, you could never retire the situation, but it's all right, we still love you.

Hey son, let me tell you something. Don't you ever, don't you ever in your black ass life disrespect me like that no more, you understand?

Right. I heard the New York accent that time.

That ass.

No, I'm gonna be on that ass. Don't shade me like that no more, man.

You'll get over it.

I tell you what, wait till you don't get over it. Wait till the tour start.

I'm, I'm telling you, the first thing I can tell y'all, better get y'all sets done before y'all get to fighting this shit. That's all I said.

No, that's gonna be part of the damn thing.

Y'all want me to put a boxing ring? Y'all want to do a white—

hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah! Put the mother— put it up there, Tasha. Ain't nobody ever whooped me doing this shit right here.

You right.

Nobody doing this shit has ever whooped me.

These the ones that got you. The ones that—

yeah, yeah.

All right, who's next? Who's next? How you doing, Raw Stone? Hello, how are you?

How—

let me get in formation.

Okay, uh, from Japan. For real? Okay, so it's dark over there right now?

No, well, it's daytime, but I, I had to put this cover up so the neighbors wouldn't, you know, go crazy on me. You know, I got, I got all old people live here. You know, I was gonna be flying out on that jet with, with them flying dicks. What? That's what y'all was talking about when I first— when y'all first started, something about some flying dicks.

We not sex trafficking no dicks. I said Rico and them will be coming down to the Tasha K Live to possibly sell dick, but I'm not flying them in. They gonna have to get there on their own and sell whatever it is they can sell in the amount of time that they got while we down there. And I am not Tasha K transporting dick for the purposes of selling dick to white hoes. They ain't gonna get me on no man act, bitch. Sex trafficking. But guys, what you gonna be doing today, Ross, though?

I'm gonna sing. Go Minnesota.

All right, let's go on here. You better be better than Charlie Wilson. Let's go.

Okay.

If I If I could be king, even for one day, I'd take you as my queen. I'd have it no other way than this kingdom that we rule, what good kingdom we make.

Until then, I'll be your fool wishing for a day when I could change the world.

Okay, I said I would be the sunshine of the universe. I didn't want you to stop in the middle of his high note, Derek. How you gonna hit that? That's the best part of the song. The world. Okay, but listen, I'm gonna do something that's rare today. I'm gonna start and I'm gonna say yes because my mama then will love him on the tour. Go ahead, Derek. Go ahead, Derek.

First off, I thought he was about to, uh, assault some Americans with the Taliban background. That's what I thought. I thought he was making a last rites video. That's what I thought.

Blanket.

Yeah, yeah, very— all right, I understand. Listen, uh, was that Al Jarreau?

No, that's a, uh, it was written by Babyface, but, uh, Eric Clapton.

Eric Clapton.

All right, y'all even know that damn song.

I didn't know the song.

My grandmama, them used to play that shit all the time.

I damn sure believe that they did.

They don't like this, go ahead.

Oh yeah, and them the ones that gonna like it because I didn't grow up on this shit. So the answer for me is no. Hey, I think you sound good opening up for Frankie the next time he do his show. Frankie who?

Beverly. Oh, look, them brothers dying off. I know I seen the OJs the other day and my boy looked— he was sitting in the chair.

Yeah, so listen, take that shit to soul heaven. That's all I'm saying.

First of all, yeah, first of all, hold up, Derek. I saw Charlie Wilson performing the other day. This motherfucker ain't say two words during his song. He did was chew gum.

Is rough. It's rough.

I saw—

I performed with Eddie about 2 months ago.

It's rough.

Eddie sat down the whole time, didn't he? Didn't he, dog?

That's all Charlie wasn't doing. He was chewing gum. I said, how you chewing gum singing on stage?

Charlie did good on the, uh, Tiny Dancer. He did real good.

He did, but he let the band carry.

Well, yeah.

All right, Sean, what you think?

Two questions, two questions, two questions, and be honest. Okay, okay. Do you smoke?

Yes. Yes.

Do you drink? No, I've stopped drinking now for 3 years. Okay, so, but, but you were a drinker?

Yeah, I was a heavy drinker.

I can hear it in your throat. You can hear it? I can definitely hear it in your throat with you singing. And I'm not saying this to be disrespectful, I'm saying it because as a singer, like, I used to sing in a choir and all that stuff coming up, like, in high school. I was singing professionally in the choir. I can hear when somebody smokes because my teacher taught us how he could distinguish the students in class that were smoking and the ones that weren't smoking. And it's a sound that you have when you sing, and I hear it immediately, like as soon as you open your mouth. On this show, anytime I've asked someone if they smoke, they always say yes. They never— no, they always say yes. So that's my thing. About 100 years ago, you could sing. You could sing down. Okay, you could sing down. Okay, now, now it's like your voice is like an echo of what it could feet, and that's sad because I just feel like you could have a really good—

you're talking about like how Whitney Houston is saying when she came back, and then it's like you're thinking about like her back in her prime, and it's like, oh, I used to really eat. And then when she came, she couldn't even hit the note.

Correct. Don't you say that, Bobby. Correct.

But it's not that she couldn't sing, it's just that she just lost it over time by damaging her vocal cords. So it's the same thing here. So that's the only reason why I'm saying no. But you do have a soulful voice, and I would say stick to more so like reggae songs, because those— you'll be hit every time singing a reggae song with that rasp and the soulfulness that you have to your voice. But it's going to be a no for me.

So I know y'all hating asses, because I like Ross Stone. I thought— I see him on stage doing a, a Charlie Wilson set.

No, where you want to see him at is on a cruise ship for karaoke tonight.

We love that. When you get to Japan, he whoop your ass and all that stuff.

No, Ross, you just be performing after him, that's all.

You'll just be next.

Be the headline. Correct.

Let me tell you something. No, no, no, Latasha, move out the way. Tasha, move, because you're gonna get hit. Hey, listen here, I can tell that damn man what I told him. Now, your ass, do you smoke? Yeah, as a matter of fact, I fucking do. Matter of fact, I goddamn do. What do you drink? Well, not for 3 years. Goddamn, you was meeting— what, you was at the meeting with him or some shit? Goddamn, this is goddamn AA meeting now. I thought we were judging his talent.

I apologize about my guest host. I'm sorry about that.

We supposed to be judging talent.

Sean, that did sound like a medical intake. Like, you know, when you get a, uh, you get somebody that's in AA, or, you know, they got a drug problem.

Like, sponsor now. Sean a fucking sponsor now.

Dude, for that, Derek, for being a sponsor, and you're mad and you're upset. I was right.

Yeah, fuck being right. But catch us and be honest.

When I see one.

Son told that nigga, and be honest.

It sound like a medical intake. Good. So when do you smoke?

Last time you— I actually do smoke. I smoke. Yes, I smoke.

You're in a safe space.

Oh, you used 3 days ago? Yes, I did. Yes, I did.

Nurse, we got a 5150. Don't even worry about it.

Y'all ain't gonna do nothing to me for doing this, is you? I can do this and ain't nobody gonna do nothing, is they?

We're gonna recommend 90-day stay. Make sure the insurance is gonna cover it.

Now don't tell my daughter I told her I quit drinking.

I got— who next? How you doing? Hello, hello, hello. Hello. Hi, y'all hear me? Uh-oh. Yeah, where you calling from? You're muted, you're muted. Don't be nervous. I, I am nervous, but I also had to tell the children in my house to— so how many kids you got? Uh, I have two. I have— okay, well, yeah, okay, cool. We live in a multi-family home, you know, we work. Okay, and what'd you say you were calling from again? I'm calling from Atlanta, Georgia. Shout out to ATL! ATL! All right, so what you gonna be doing? I will be singing today. All righty then. I hear them cheering in the background. Oh, because I can't— I can't yell in person. Don't y'all hear? Go ahead. You didn't yell.

Listen.

No, that's why they still— that's why they still talking. I was supposed to hear you even when it was muted. That's what— that's when you know it's a— it's a real Black— like this.

Heard everything you said, Tasha.

Let me just say, y'all have been cracking me up this entire time. You guys have helped my nerves so much because this entire time I have been dying over here. So thank you, thank you. Okay, are we ready? Should I go? Should I just go? Yeah. Okay. I'm desperately waiting to be where you are across the heart. Distances. I'll travel near or far for your glory. I will do anything just to see you. Yeah, to behold you as my king. I will do— did y'all whistle? Did it happen? Oh no, no. Okay, I just didn't want to get lost and like— okay, thank you.

You're still muted, Tasha.

I was gonna say Jasmine. You got one job, charge my fucking mic. No, you good. I thought it was your kids whistling. It's all good. Okay, so I, uh, uh, um, you can call me whatever works, whatever works. I love The pussy, look at the pussy, you want the pussy.

The baby just sung a gospel song.

Go ahead then. Sorry, that's just my favorite part. What's wrong? You don't like pussy? Pussy, pussy, pussy. I'm sorry, that's, that's my movie, Boomerang. I had no business at 10 years old watching that movie. Goddamn, that's funny.

Go ahead. All right, all right. So listen, uh, Ajay.

Yes?

You look so— you look super young. First off, you look like you're about 12 or 13, for real. Um, I, I think I like your voice. I don't like how you did that song. Okay, it's more for me— that was more for worship, and I felt like you were performing. For me. I think that's a song that you just allow your voice to do what your voice is gonna do and not try. Like, you ain't got to try with that song because your voice is just gonna— if you feel it, it'll just come out the way it's supposed to come out. I like your voice, uh, but I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say no, but I like your voice. I, I just— I didn't like how the song was done because I think you're better than that, but I'm just saying no.

So, okay, thank you. All the way around down 285. You got to be from Atlanta to understand what I just said. All right, uh, Sean, what you think?

I think I hate Derek. Yeah, because—

well, you don't get paid for what you think.

I don't know what the— that alleged comedian up there is talking about. Oh, that was was wonderful. Oh, okay, that was amazing. And why I said it was amazing is because, one, I could see the nerves like coming through, like, like it's like come out of your throat, how nervous you were when you— before you started to sing. It's like you wanted us to give you a cue because you're that nervous. You know what, we just go ahead and just sing. So, but beautifully done. I like how you were holding your breath and you weren't wasting the notes that you were using, and you held your breath at the right moment so that you could segue into the next note without us hearing like a gasp because you're— so that was beautifully done. Okay, so I'm going to say absolutely yes, 100%, adored it, adored it. I loved it, loved it. And you do look like a teen mom.

I am not, but thank you. That sounded like when Jada said she got a her labia done and she has 16-year-old pussy. What?

Tasha, you on the fucking road tonight, G. Keep going, keep going, money, keep going.

Jada Pinkett did an interview and said she had vaginal rejuvenation and she said her pussy felt like it was a 16-year-old pussy. I was like, bitch, who's your PR? You ain't No, okay, never mind. Exactly. Oh, your kids ain't here, but I said this. No, no, no, no, I said can we, can we call her person? Like, what do we, what do we need to do to, to get a, to get back 16-year-old? I'm gonna sing a secular song. I'm gonna sing a secular song when y'all push me through.

So just, we're speaking into existence then, child.

Well, I guess I ain't got no choice but to push her through then. Even though I'm gonna be honest, I I was gonna say no, and here's why. I like the confidence. That's why I said yeah, you changed my mind. You changed my mind. So I, I grew up in a church, and the song that you sang was the song that made me want to just be like, when she done, call me when the preacher on. Or when the preacher on, if he up there singing, call me when he start talking. Then when he started talking and he started singing his words, I'm like, all right, call me when they doing the church announcements. To me, it took too long to get to. And I feel like you have a voice and it don't take that long to get to it. And I think you could wrap somebody up. So I want you to move a little faster, but not too fast, because I feel like we'll feel the song regardless. I don't know. Is that what you're trying to say? I don't think you can't sing. I'm not saying you can't sing. What I'm saying is it just took too long.

Derek, shut the fuck up.

Like, shut up. Get to the meat and potatoes. Yeah, because like, I'm, I'm one of the type, if I come to church a singer like he was on stage to make sure everybody's sitting down. Like, you know how the ushers are ushering you in the church? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's a good word for it. Thank you. I didn't know how to explain it.

It was the way I explained it, Tasha. We said the same shit.

Well, I'm gonna say I didn't get that from what you said, Eric. I didn't get that. So it's kind of hard, but I was gonna say no because I was just like like, she takes fucking long. Come on, let's get the song out. Let's go.

Because it didn't move you. She waited too long to move you. That's the same shit I was saying. It's not that she can't sing, it's just I need to feel that song.

I didn't feel it.

Well, you're a lot to move.

AJ, we will see you at the end of this show. Stay tuned, baby, because we about to start a fucking fight.

Shun don't go to church. That's all that was said. Don't go to church. I was like, yes, yes, Shun don't go to church.

Now, did y'all move fast though, or did they move slow?

Fast.

See, see, I grew up in the Baptist Church. Them fuckers took all day.

And they—

see, y'all in and out like the, like the Catholics. Y'all go in You bow, bitch, you out. The Baptists, they always got somebody like her upon entry, and then she— not like her, it's the truth. It's the setup. Take your time, baby, you know.

And I be walking in there going, she up there still?

Damn, this song done ran about 9 minutes. Pass the plates again, please. I love her though, she can say it. She real pretty. I just— I need that.

Come on, get to it.

Oh, happy day! Come on, happy day! All right, who next, Jasmine? Who is it? C Rose, how you doing? Do you see what fried chicken do to my diet? How you doing? They put some crack in that shit. Hey, Hi, you a rapper? Where you calling from? Yes, I'm from New York. I'm 20 years old. I'm about to rap for you guys. I don't hear no New York in your voice. Where are you from? Where Chelsea was from? Long Island. Oh, that— see, that was right. I stay out of it. Okay, I'm looking because I'm on reality TV too, and I'm about to be on that as TV. I could tell. How you— everything. You got the tattoos, you got the weave in, you got your legs wide open sitting there on the chair. Oh wow, you can't even see that. You just can't. You, you're doing it like, look, can you— you can tell even though you don't see between my legs, but you can tell my legs open. Catch you. Yeah, exactly. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead, give us a— give us a flow. All right. I'm keeping this sweet for a minute. Hold on. I've been keeping this sweet for a minute. Time to show him how I get, you know, that's gonna make me turn my back. I never go running, so why would I drop drop the sweat. I ain't jacking no sets, but I swear that you would have thought I was a jet, bitch, just flying if they come to test me. Bitches switching like a Pepsi, now they trying to run my wave like a jet ski. That's a brick on their head if they trying to play me on my currency. Bitches out here talk for show, but I don't know what makes sense. While I'm at it, I should have my own series. Give a fuck how my name lean streets, I'm the talk of the town. All these rumors and theories, some cocky bitch from the Apple. Little trees on my boots, but I'm humble cause I keep it with me. Can step to me, you in my city. Look, bitches don't want to go pocket for pocket. Popped up on her feet, she put me on the block list. Fuck the channel, I know they be watching. Chanel got the pocketbook, the ass to walk. And I walk how I talk, put some pimp on my step, put that pep on my step. And check with Daddy, check if you playing with me, we gonna come when you sleep and lay your ass to rest. Got him talking like, uh, ho, I'm trying to see. I like bitches who do it for free. Looking back to when put up 5, just match with a bitch. What the fuck did you think? I like niggas who do it for me. He gonna eat up the box, put it all in his teeth. What, but you know I hear Billy rapping about some— All right, all right, uh, we'll start with Derek.

Okay, okay. I didn't— I didn't like you at first, then I started liking you more.

Me? What's wrong?

Listen, nah, it was just, yo, the way you was rapping at first, I wasn't feeling it. But as you kept your flow going, I think you are part of the YN, the come up of the, the young. You just are. That shit don't do nothing for me, but I'm saying yes to you because it may not be my genre, but I actually think that you got You got some talent. I think you're too pretty to rap the way you was rapping. I don't know, it just don't seem like it's supposed to come from you. But—

well, thank you.

I think you do. Yeah, I think it's a compliment. You have talent.

I do everything.

No, I feel you. It's not what I love, but, but just because I don't love it don't mean other people won't. So I'm saying yes, but even though it's not like what I would fuck with, but I— yeah, yes.

Thank you. Sean, please just focus. Sean, something wrong with him. It looked like he like just— so this is just his energy.

I like your name.

I'm gonna start there.

You said you're gonna be on Now That's TV?

Yes, but I also can keep it Jamir, guys. I'm not really Hawaiian like he was saying. I sell cars, I make money, I do hair. On all that stuff. But you know, I'm just trying to put my name out there. And I mean, I could do, you know, why not get paid for something I can handle so and still get my name out there? So I'll just say, you know what, they casting me, let's do that.

So, okay, so you're over there running things?

Oh yes, I'm on Mysterious TV too. Okay, shout out to you.

So I'm going to say yes because I'm scared of you. Um, I, I really am. It's just something about you. I don't know, it looks like you'll find me.

Um, yeah, so I'm going to say yes out of fear and go ahead and push that on Latasha. I ain't scared of them now, that's TV shit at all. I see you on there. Like I said, I keep security that's got baby mama issues because they mom taking that shit out on a bitch. Whatever, okay? They will hit a female. Listen to me. Um, how old are you, C-Rose? I'm 20. I figured. I fucking figured. What, because he over here calling me Hawaiian? No, I mean, you sound like a drill rapper. I'm not though. I'm not though. But it was given very much. That's one of my New York I heard him talk about the other New York girl saying he wanted some New York, so I gave New York, you know. But I could give y'all something, you know, if y'all pass me to the second round with the beat, you know. I could give y'all a little something, you know, show you why I'm an artist, not just a rapper. Okay, so I'm gonna do you— I'm gonna do— I'm gonna do you a favor. You ain't gonna think it's a favor, but I'm gonna do you a favor. Fuck, I can't, because they both say yes.

Yeah, I was gonna say both of us said yes.

I'll tell you no. No, because I don't think you being yourself. This is me. What? No, it's not. It's not. It's not. You, you say you do hair, you babysit, you sell cars and rap all out the same fucking house. How do you supposed to have multiple incomes to get the bread, you know? Okay, real money is made when you focus on one thing, and when you're successful at that thing, you branch off into other businesses. See, this is what these gurus forget to tell y'all when y'all be on YouTube and they be like, get to the bag. You can't effectively get to a bag if you're spread thin 5 ways. And then 2, you don't know yourself. You're 20 years old. Like, I feel like if you was my daughter— and you are my daughter age, I got an 18, almost 19-year-old daughter— I'm gonna be honest with you, as your mama, I'll be like, bitch, get your motherfucking ass in this house. The fuck you going? You're a beautiful black girl. You don't need to be out here rapping and shit like that. You sound intelligent. You, you do, just by the way you was rapping. I ain't gonna— I'm not even gonna fuck play with you. Listen, that sounds like you kind of turning down something I've been doing since I've been 14 years old. You can do that, and maybe you should be a songwriter for other people.

Why?

In—

nah, I feel like it's something— I feel like, you know, a lot of us want fame, but it ain't meant for everybody, and you shouldn't have to be on no Now That's TV or nothing like that. To get famous. I feel like you're intelligent enough to do it the right way without having to go through all of this to get to the bag. And you're beautiful. And I'm gonna tell you, them shows— I don't know if you've been on them shows, but they really do fight on Now That's TV. It's not like a regular stage. Have you been on set with them? Yes. And you've seen them knock teeth out? Yes, actually. I actually— no, really? Yeah, yeah, actually. And you think that's cute with them disfiguring your face? No, this early? Because they own drugs, they own severe alcohol, and they got severe mental health issues. I like— like, well, not good to say that it's gonna take me to get on that as people to get on there, but I like the body shot. I'm gonna get— I don't know, I just feel like since I've been— since I've been a little I've always— like I said, I love to rap and make music and stuff like that. I've always watched the rap game, and like, I watch reality TV and stuff like that. Why don't you just be a streamer? Streamers are making more money than all them put together, even the rappers. That's why the streamers are paying the rappers to come on. You got to think about where the money's coming from. Okay, so who's making the most money out here? Because rappers are now making money from doing streams because they're being paid from doing streams because they're not making that kind of money doing That's branching. Yeah, that's not branching, that's a focus. Kai Sanada has been at this for 10, 11 years. He's just now getting popping, but he didn't do anything else but stream. I just— they said, I feel like, I feel like them just telling you, yeah, just to kind of get you— I'm telling you as a Black woman to another Black woman that has a whole life ahead of— wrong path. But they sending you through. We'll see at the end of the show. I don't like this shit. Girl, I don't like it. I'll tell you, if I was on Now That's TV, I don't like it. But me, I came up here as a rapper, not a— we're talking about me. And I'm telling you, I don't feel like you're a rapper. I feel like you need to be writing for rappers. And can you talk more on that reason why, please? Because you're rapping about shit you've never even done. I didn't— what did I say? I actually— I didn't— were you listening to me rapping everything I What did I say? That was— you ride down on niggas. It says that, that, that was some of your lyrics that was given. I said it's not a threat that's gonna make me turn my back. I said stuff like, I never go running, so why would I drop a sweat? Said I'm not jacking no sets because I'm not that type of person, but you would have thought I was a jet bitch. It's fine if they come to test me, I'm just popping my stuff. I'm not saying nothing that like— I don't cap in my rap. I'm not trying— look, I hope you're not taking this as discouragement.

I hope so.

Like you said, look, Kai's not been on the road for for many years, and that's why he— and it didn't— it took him a long time to, you know, be where he wanted to be and everything. And that's exactly what I'm doing. I'm 20 years old, I've been doing this for around 6, 7 years. I'm trying to do it too, you know. And I'm not really just focused on TV, but yes, I understand what you're saying about the TV. You're not the first person to say— I feel like to check in, all them bitches got people thinking they talented and they're not, but it's cool. That's a fact. That is a fact too. Okay, that's fine. We'll see you at the end of the show. Fuck, bitch, if that was your daughter, what the fuck?

I got boys.

That's your fucking problem. If you had a girl, what would you do?

Again, I told you that wasn't for me. She sounds like a YN. The shit you said— hey, listen, hey, now, fuck, fuck all that, Tasha. Me, you are damn near saying the same shit. You're saying it a different way than I'm saying it, but I promise you, I'm over here listening to you tell her that, and I'm like Yeah, Tasha trying to tell her to get her shit together.

No, Tasha don't like her anymore.

No, that's not it. Tasha actually likes her so much. Tasha likes her so much she don't want to see her.

Yeah, she don't want to see her out here looking slutted out like Sexy Red and fucking Pluto.

That's the problem.

What you mean from the situation of— because I feel like over overall, like, she's a good girl. Like, I mean, she dresses well, but that's not the problem.

And she has an education too.

But I think, Tasha, you're thinking about like the future. Like you're saying like how I see you like going down this path. No, no, no, I don't think her being 20 years old, like she's looking at it that way.

She's not. That's not the problem with her.

They will disfigure her fucking face on Now That's TV. I've seen it. I've seen it. Like that show, like I'm gonna be honest with you, that is not fake reality fighting. These will take a bottle and bust it across your shit in the name of views.

So that's what she's trying to say. She's trying to— she feels it, but she's— it's her own mistake. But what her saying, the whole Now That's TV thing, she's saying like, I came up here because I'm a rapper, not because— but you saying Now That's TV gives like a little clout chase, you know, if you will. So we're automatically— our minds are going to go somewhere. You're somebody that has worked for Now That's TV, hosted reunions, all of that. So you know how it goes down. So to you, you can't even look at the talent based off of how you feel the path she's going down due to dealing with certain entities.

I can't, but I think that's why you should say yes. But I think that's why you should say yes, because she shouldn't go down that path. Get over here, you know what I'm saying? Let's say she wins. I don't think she does, but let's say she wins and then she can get closer to you. You can direct her like, get the fuck off of that bullshit.

She needs to be streaming. She's a streamer all day.

I agree with you, man. I agree with you.

That's the new path. And fuckers want to get on stream. You get out here trying to rap, ain't no money in motherfucking rap. No money. These people getting 10 million, 20 million fucking streams, barely making like $100 a fucking stream. The streamers are paying the rappers now because the rappers are the new motherfucking talent.

Here's the problem I got with the whole night. Your ass is over here counseling Sean, over here sponsoring counseling. Goddamn, that's the problem I got with tonight.

Had me fucking stressed out. Schaefer, how you doing? Schaefer?

Hey, hey, hey, how y'all doing? Good.

Huh? What's the noise?

Oh no, that's my—

I got a BMW, it's cutting off.

I just turned off the car, I was just charging. Uh, no, this is my, my brother, you feel me? But I do appreciate it, you know what I'm saying? I do have a baby mama.

Tell her I say what's happening.

Um, okay, so obviously you're gonna be doing comedy.

Obviously, yeah. How y'all doing?

All right, good.

I'm calling from Atlanta, Georgia, but I'm originally from South Carolina, but I've been in Atlanta for 13 years.

All right, shout out to— go ahead, you got a Bluetooth on?

Nah, my Bluetooth turned off.

It's probably just coming back into the mic. All right, so mute me and go ahead and do your comedy.

All right, well, boom, boom, now y'all can see me. All right, boom, boom, boom. Uh, originally from South Carolina, I moved to Atlanta, Georgia. If y'all had I moved to Atlanta, Georgia. One thing I can tell you about Atlanta, Georgia, it is hood and professional. My first day on the job, I go to my supervisor, I said, hey, what's happening, man? He said, you already know what the fuck going on. I said, no, sir, I do not. I just got here.

Atlanta is a beautiful state.

Only thing I can say is that we definitely need to fix these potholes. I don't know if Keisha Cole need to put her butt pad in one of them to kind of help you through this, this face of this traffic. But yeah, I pothole so hard it changed my radio station.

I went from R&B to gospel like God was just trying to tell me something.

Shouts out to our—

I can't hear you. You muted us.

You muted us.

Is, is the whistle still going? Okay, uh, Derek, go ahead.

Nope. Hey, uh, Shafer, you sound like too many other comedians, man. You don't have to be original, brother. That whole hitting the pothole and changing the radio station, you know what I'm saying? Like, dog, it just wasn't original. There's no need in staying on this. I don't like— there's no such thing as a stock joke, which means that's everybody's shit. There's no such thing. It needs to be original. I don't know anything about you because you didn't say anything about— I don't know. It's just a no for me, brother. You sound like other people. You don't sound like you. You don't— you don't sound like I know who Shafer Harrington is. You sound like other comics. This shit been all over Comic View. No. So no, no.

Um, I would have to agree. Um, okay, that it was terrible. From the pothole joke. I have heard that before. So, because I honestly, I've heard that before. I'm not gonna hold you. And that would have been funny if there would have been more originality. And then like at the beginning of the— when you first started, that's when you grab people's attention. And your joke started off into something and then you kind of just went into something completely different. So I was lost. Like from the beginning. So none of it actually went together. So I will work on that, figuring out how to start it and then start off good and good, you know, on top of this person. It was just all over the place. So it's going to be a no for me for now. But yeah, thanks for coming through.

Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna make it quick. Um, thanks for trying. I just didn't think you were funny. I appreciate you. Bye. It just wasn't funny. Shit.

Hey man, the nigga sounded like other people. You already know what the fuck going on. He just used everybody else's shit. I've never seen it.

I've never been so harsh on the male comedians because you haven't done like a woman like that at all.

They've been original, Sean. This shit pissed me off.

Originally trash.

Okay, and I can, I can, I can agree with you on that, Sean. The nigga did— listen, I write jokes for— so I know what everybody sound like, Sean. You've heard that shit before. How the fuck am I supposed to be like, yeah man, that shit was funny, and we've heard other dude? That ain't right. Yeah, hell no.

All right, so who's next? Dang, how you doing, Dave? What's up? What's going on? Good. Where you calling from? Carbon Nation? No, I'm actually— yo, wow. Uh, I'm in Georgia, but I'm from, uh, Indianapolis, Indiana originally. All right, I was just wondering why you walked in the camera like— yeah, peace and love from the most high. Uh, practicing.

I've been been enjoying the show mostly. My bad.

Thank you, it's all good. So, uh, why you lean it down like that? Like you—

because the phone—

you got to keep your head on a swivel. What's going— okay, cool. Now he outside like DC Young Fly on Vine. Okay, that's how DC Young Fly used to be on the side of the brick wall on the projects doing video. Hey, that blew him up though.

Fuck you mean?

Fuck you mean? Listen, okay, so they, uh, what are you gonna be doing? Uh, I'm a rapper since I was like 13. I actually had a chopper verse I wanted to spit for y'all that I put together. All right, cool, go ahead, shoot a shot.

Okay. I put the pedal to the metal, put in every single weapon to use. Pistol popping, pointed the fuse, and it's second the fuse. I got a cousin that be ripping the juice and ready to I move with measurement tools, but don't step on my shoes.

I'm handling the fools who be hecking the crews.

You better the who. Every single break up a deuce to get us some food. So you second the who.

We ain't playing by no regular rules.

I wanna coop with the baby boo. Who gets to stand on the roof? It's messy but cool. Negative dudes ready to rock. They better stay that they grew. Fingers pointed like we ready to fuse. You ready to boom? Come on, get the news. This don't get on my nerves. Petty nigga, you rude. The math spitting, ad-libbing African mathematician with the math division practicing activism. And I had to give it to them.

Every single make some soon.

So the evidence sues. I'm laughing at them so they petty and they ready to sue. I get you bop at the bop, but they better go boom. If I stop, I'm pathetic, or I'm letting them loose. If it rhymes, magnetic to your regular views. If I strive sympathetic to your negative views. But right, I gotta get it. I'm excited to refuse. Step it is smooth. That ain't no goose. It's heavy. Ready before you beheaded, are you ready to lose? All right, time.

Uh, can I start?

Absolutely.

Was that a verse from Eminem that he stole from a Black dude?

A lot of people compared me to Eminem and Kendrick. Gamarra, but it's all self-written.

I'm writing since I was like 16.

I was actually gonna ask if you wanted me to do something written or off topic.

No, it's cool. I just was like, damn, he took Eminem's shit back. Like, nigga, give me my shit back because he stole that shit too. But go ahead, uh, Sean.

Um, you said you're from Indianapolis, Indiana. Listen to a lot of like Twista, Crucial Conflict, people like that?

Yeah, a lot of West Coast.

Yeah, yeah, it sounds that way. Um, I would have to say no, because there's really no confidence in what you were saying. It gives it like you just wanted to get this over real quick. Um, and when you write it, it did, it very much got like, let me hurry up and do this. Um, and then also when tongue wrapping, I think it's good to make it to pause in between, because not everybody understands. Like when Tech N9ne and Eminem and people like that right when they rap really fast, not everybody is used to that type of music. So I feel like you could have slowed it down just a little bit, even still rapping it faster, but slowing it down long enough for us to be able to hear what you said, because it was just like a car flew past. That's what it get like real fast, and I barely got a glimpse of it. It was red, you know, that's all I can say, you know. So I would have to say, basically, level— it was like zero confidence. Yeah.

Okay, I'm presuming that this one might be too fast. I actually prepared like 4 different songs the other day, so I didn't know which to ask or how to go about doing it.

We got 4 more episodes you can try out for. Hold on, wait a minute, because we got, we got like a lot of people waiting backstage. So you can come back at another show and do— they'll lock you in for a slot and and do a different verse. I don't think you can't rap. Um, it's just, it's just a no for me right now because I didn't hear any originality. I felt like it was a playoff of something else. So, um, but you can't rap. I ain't gonna lie now, I can't. I— shit. Derek, go ahead.

I'm gonna have to agree with y'all. I think you rapping fast just because that's your favorite genre. I think, I think that's just what you like to do. I don't think that's what you should be Huh? I said I idolize Choppers, but I, I got work to do on it. I got slower. So that's the reason I tell you what you do next time you come on here, man. I want you to do a monologue from Passion of the Christ. You look— you're giving Jesus, and I think that's where you need to be at. So it's a no for me.

Goddamn, thank you so much. We'll see you on the next episode. Hit the producers, okay? Come on back.

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Do you like me? Yes or no? This show is 3 beautiful women that are waiting to be chosen by their mystery man. We ain't seen his ass. I ain't asked yet, but how he sounding? We like it. Some of these interactions get interesting and real messy.

What's going on?

How you doing?

Latasha K, I'm kind of nervous because his voice sounds too familiar. Oh. I even intervene and ask my questions to extract my wine my way. Do you have a high body count? Uh, what, do I date a lot? A lot of women. And a lot of women, not— but I mean, listen, Do You Like Me? Yes or No, coming soon to Unwind with Tasha K. Tasha K presents Do You Like Me? The ultimate dating experience is here, premiering Tuesday, September 16th at 7 PM Eastern, streaming live on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch. Subscribe now to watch the show. Oh, um, you are here, not that you want to be here, okay, but you're having to come out and clear your You are the ex-husband to Kelly Forreal. Correct. Season 16's newest Real Housewife of Atlanta. OK. And interesting enough, you guys, like, have a court order. You're not even supposed to be talking about your marriage or divorce or anything.

It's a gag order that we're not supposed to be talking about it.

Now, we got to talk about, like, how did you get here? Because you done lost everything. You lost the marriage. How the hell did you go from $2 million a year to— you're trying to pay child support and can't pay it because money is being frozen and held.

For all this, everything I'm telling you right now happened before the divorce. Everything happened before the divorce.

Was there any marital issues between you two? Like, did you guys— were there any infidelity? No, absolutely not.

No abuse, no infidelity, nothing like that. All this stuff I'm hearing she's saying on TV is for ratings.

Like what?

Um, I heard she's She said I was abusive, lies.

Infidelity, lies. How does this happen?

That's right.

It's against the law what happened to me. She said, she went on national TV and said I said I was gonna kill her, right? And I didn't say that. When they was handcuffing me, I was walking out the courtroom and I said, "I got you." I said, "It's messed up." I was telling her and her family, right? You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

So it's like, like I said, I was a very private person.

Person. I was nowhere on social media, I was on, uh, Google, none of that. And because of this show, my life is destroyed.

Watch this full program and other exclusive content on www.tashaklive.com. Last one, y'all ready?

Yes.

Before the winos, before the winos tell us who's going to be winning the $300 and possibly moving on to our final round, uh, for us to judge. Okay, we gotta start planning that. We do. It's gonna be easy though, we just fly everybody in and And yeah, it's gonna be easy. All right, cool. All right, so who's last? LA, how you doing? Hey, how y'all doing this evening? Good. How you doing? You got your Cash App down there. I see you, girl. Oh, my bad. Let me— you keep it. No, I have a— my bad, my bad, my bad. Hold on. Shit. All right, where you calling from, LA? I wouldn't try to do all that. Um, outside of Atlanta as well. I think if it was a— you know, your spirit was moving in the right direction. They love to donate now, for real. Okay, uh, you're calling from where? Outside of— outside of Atlanta as well. Okay, all right, cool. What are you gonna be doing today? I'm gonna be singing. All right, what are you gonna be singing? Um, I wanted to kind of take it back a little bit, um, something a little bit more upbeat because that's usually like something that's not really selected for songs. So I wanted to do SWV's So Into You. Okay, go ahead, girl. I might, uh, yeah, I might slap my, my thigh a couple times, whatever, but you got it. All right. Boy, there you go, you're telling me that you love me. But boy, you know that you belong to another girl who loves you. Come on. But you are so fine, you blow my mind with the things you do for me. She's not blind. She's not blind. Things you do, things you do, things you do for me. All I know, I'm so into you. I don't know what I'm gonna do. What to do? You got me so confused. I am so confused. I don't know what I'm gonna do. Oh no. All right, all right, Miss LA outside of Atlanta. All right, took me back. It's okay, Sean. That you belong to another girl who love you. You feel me? A girl group. Yeah, Jasmine, don't be hating. Jasmine, Jasmine, right?

Oh, LA, so grown. Hey, love the hair, hated everything else. Um, the song SWV, I don't think that was a good song choice. Uh, you're definitely giving me vocally like Sade. Like, if you would have sang a Sade song, I think I would have would have been really cute to sing a Sade song. And the reason why I say that is because of the tone of your voice. Coco has a very powerful voice, so everyone's going to expect, you know, for the— for you to at least be able to get to the note to where she at, girl. So it's like, you can't sing playfully, you know, like the song Weak, or like Whitney Houston, like you can't play with those songs. Like, you, you, you gotta come with it. With certain songs. And SWV is one of those artists where all of their— they have way too many hits for people to be playing with their songs. So to me, that was you playfully, you know, playing with that song. It wasn't bad. There was definitely vocals there, but I just didn't like the top, the transitions.

Like, what about the girl group, Sean? Like, I couldn't join.

Y'all could be a girl group if she was in front of one of the microphones. She's giving background dancer. It's okay, I, you know Chardae or something like that would have been real cute because when she said taking it back, I was thinking of something like that, you know, and not very impactful.

You know, you only got a short amount of, you know, time to shoot your shot. So if I would have picked Chardae, that would have been like 5 seconds, you know, silence in between her lines. I love me some—

some—

no, don't do that to Sade, LA.

I love it, but no, but okay, I, I hear you.

Sorry, guys.

I'mma put on SWV in the car today when I go home. I mean, she can still make it.

You still got two other people. It's a no for me, but you never know, you You got Tasha, you got Derek. I would love—

you know, such a hater, you hating.

Yeah, you trying to force groups together today, Tasha.

It's crazy work, crazy work. I had a warm-up earlier today with the show. Yeah, y'all got great chemistry. Oh, and Tasha, just really quick, I know you got shades on right now, but you have someone one of the— like, you have beautiful see-through brown eyes. Thank you. That's why my husband married me. He said the first thing he saw was my eyes. I think she pulled him. Shit, I'm sorry.

No, would you have still said that?

Of course. I was sitting here thinking— I was like, I kept on going through because I got the same type of eyes, you know.

Sean, you absolutely correct, because eyes in the club, some— hey, Naz, LA, I would have respected that comment if you would have waited to the very end to say it.

I didn't like where you placed it. They couldn't sing neither.

It was just honesty, but I respect you. What's your answer, Derek? What you think?

Damn, I ain't got to talk to you yet. I do got a question for you, like Sean said. Let me— and be honest, do you smoke?

Damn, yeah, I do.

Yeah, hell yeah, we're giving that. And so the reason— I ain't never been wrong on this show when I asked somebody.

No, no, not only are you stealing jokes, now you're still a question.

Psychic. He's a forensic pathologist.

Yeah, yeah, I was like, that baby's— oh my God, I'm just— I'm just mad you didn't ask her. I'm gonna say yes because I think you can say it's hard. Yeah, I'm fooling with your voice. I like your voice. I think you can sing. And the fact that you smoke lets me know that you really do got pipes. You got to stop smoking if you're gonna sing though. You got to stop that shit. Now you on some bullshit if you think you're gonna keep going but you have a look with a little style to it, you know. I think you'd be all right, and so I'm saying yes.

Thank you. All right, so it's my turn. I didn't even vote.

Pass.

Tatasha, bitch, look into my eyes. Oh, you're looking at my eyes. Thank you. You looking into my eyes, L.A.? Because you're a car— you are a car singer. Okay, you sing in a car. Yes, when I ride up and I'm at the traffic light and you got the music blowing and you blowing, and so you singing over the track so you think you can see, but you really can't. But I love you, I swear to God. It's okay, I swear to God I love you and I want to do karaoke with you because I am the shit on karaoke though. Exactly. See what I'm talking about? Karaoke got us a lot here thinking we can sing, because I think I can sing from karaoke. I just hit a Whitney Houston song at karaoke. I sure did. Maybe I just— everybody stood up and started clapping like, go, go! But I knew I didn't hit that note. I tried. But I love you though. But thank you so much, okay? Keep the personality. You are an entertainer in some way or form. It's not saying it for me, but I love you, girl. Why don't they say it? Okay, we love you too. You got major fans out there. Okay, I love you, and I'm gonna see you when we come back to Atlanta. You better be at the show. All right, bye-bye, L.A. She's cute.

I liked her.

She is very pretty, and I knew I could tell her the truth.

Correct.

She, she sound like me when I'm in a car.

Women, last week you were just saying that you belong to another girl. Give me your take on that right there, Sean.

You are so fine. Come on, Sean, tell me what you think. You blow my mind.

You ain't got nothing to say now, huh, son?

With a song like that, you gotta have all 3 singers with you because I had to sing all 3 parts. Things you do with the things you do for me. She's sweet, she's not mine, she's not mine. And then you got things you do, things you do for me. I know I'm so into you.

I'm so into you. No, you got me so confused. Son, don't hate. I'm so into you, Tasha. I'm so into you.

You know who he sound like? That man we never heard sing in Boyz II Men.

Correct, sound just like him.

And what he sound like?

He be talking I'm giving one yay out here. No, no, no, I'm giving one yay. Now son, why ain't you critique Tasha then with that bullshit she was just doing?

I can't fucking sing, I can hold a tune.

Last week you hollering, I can sing.

I can, to me.

Wait a minute, let me see your eyes. Oh, they pretty brown. The fuck out of here. Like that compliment was gonna get her ass through. She talking about, Tasha, you got deep pretty eyes. Hey, nigga, Sean looked at that damn camera, said hey to that.

Most girls used to use their asses to get niggas. I would use my eyes because I would just—

well, if you don't have ass, then you have chest eyes.

I didn't have ass, so I had no choice, right?

When you ain't got ass, you got to have eyes.

God gotta give you something. So we listen, we are ready for the motherfucking showdown. We got how many people? 4 people that we have to— we did good. Last week we had like everybody.

Correct.

Richard Simmons damn near made it, and that was a problem.

I want you, I want Richard Simmons. Why? It was so fun. He should be booked at all Pride events.

To do what? Take tickets?

Entertain. Just seeing him makes you feel all proud.

Events.

I thought you're talking about cashier.

That what he giving? How many tickets you got? One or two?

Correct.

Popcorn or chips?

You want Pepsi or Coke?

Correct.

Hey, listen, me and Sean can go at each other, but goddamn, we greatest teammates.

Y'all probably fight for each other. Bitch, I know you ain't say nothing about my son. Oh, you better not say shit about Sean.

I wish I would see him say something about Sean. I'm listening, nigga. I'm diving in your motherfucking mouth.

We can talk about each other, but you cannot.

I dive right in your motherfucking mouth.

All right, so listen, y'all, now it's time for the winos to vote. Uh, we have done pretty much this, the shifting. Now you got to do the baking, okay? And so we got 4 contestants that are here to shoot their shot, okay? And once everyone performs, we're going to put a link in the chat and in the description, uh, box as well, uh, during the live stream. You guys get to vote and we'll announce the— then, uh, the winner. I was, I was gonna say the winner on the next episode.

You been on one all fucking—

I know, the Diddy shit, the Diddy shit do that to you. It really do.

I want the contestants to know I'm gonna be strict on this 45 seconds. At 45, I'm blowing the whistle. I don't give a damn where you at, I'm blowing the whistle on y'all.

All right, so Scoop is back. Hi, Scoop.

Hey.

All right, you ready? All right. You got 45 seconds to— now it's in the hands of the viewers, okay? So go ahead and give it all you got for the next 45 seconds. Make them vote for you. $300, chance to win, to go on tour. Let's go.

I turn you crazy, baby.

Guaranteed they gonna hate me. I am just too damn fly. Even my baby wavy. What they gonna do to me? Y'all should all be used to me. F you written in my eulogy. Still have Hot as hell when the summer done.

Talk slick, I'mma hit you with an uppercut. What it's like to be a nigga in a chick body?

I don't want no hoes on no damn daddies. Feeling myself? Yeah, probably. Invading my space with blank copies. We all buy lives when our hearts are hungry. Too bad y'all lames can't afford me. It's so bad y'all sad and salty. Understand y'all can't abort me. Hey, game is sloppy, my sex game is toppy. I beat it like Rocky, nobody can stop me. When I have a top, this how Vickies be dropping our phones. That's how I let the door keep knocking. Then I pulled it down to the floor.

I'm a nigga with the sauce, I'm a boss.

Wanna leave, it's just your loss.

Just know I'm a crispy bitch.

Got weed, got smoke, got dro. People hating on the low. Only one thing— that was good. I'm gonna take your line, what is it like to be a chick in a nigga body, and I'm gonna use that. So I don't want you like, oh, she stole my bar, because I'm gonna throw that at a few that with female bodies. Like, Derek, Nah, that's not—

that ain't gonna be it. Hey, listen, now, hey, you didn't leave no question for Sean that goddamn time. You told that nigga exactly what team you was on. Fuck out of here. Yeah, you told that exactly where you was at. Go ahead, fuck what they talking about.

I think this is a finesse two times dig. Yeah, yeah, I'm crying.

Yeah.

Okay, thank you so much, Scoop. That was amazing. Listen, guys, if you want Scoop To win this contest, please vote for Scoop. Uh, the, uh, what do you call the damn shit? The poll. Sorry, the poll is in the description box as well as in the comments. Okay, $300 is at stake. All right, as well as a chance to open up our tour on the Tasha K Presents tour in 2026. Okay, so, uh, yes, she did her thing. What you think? She was a little breathy, but she still did her thing.

Yeah, I like her.

She's, she's really good. She's really good. Seriously, I like that rap to start off with, but But I said when she got into it though.

Yeah, when she got into it, it was cool.

Okay, cool. Don't be mad.

You're sitting here talking about some like, he made you make sure you let Sean know you were a dyke on the bike this time.

I didn't say that. I did not say that.

You're dumb.

My God, John, I want to see you do this shit. She ate down on that shit. Ain't that what the fuck y'all see?

Oh my God, this is okay. I'm glad Pride Month is over because I would sure be canceled. Yeah, ate down. What the fuck?

I thought that's what the fuck people be saying. That's not a saying.

I didn't know that's what it meant.

Oh no, that's— I'm not saying it like that. That's just what they be saying.

Yeah, that don't mean that that's what that means. You know, she's part of the community now. She don't claim them. I was saying hypothetically now, like as in now, you know what I'm saying?

Hell no. Tasha, get out of the hole.

Evie, how you doing? Welcome back, Evie. Hey, I'm good. How y'all doing? Good. So now we got New York versus Newark. All right, you ready? 45 seconds to shoot your shot. It's in the, uh, winos' hands, and so they're going to be doing the voting to see if you're going to win this episode. And a chance to open up on tour for us, the Latasha K Presents tour. You ready? Let's go. <LYRICS>We were as one, babe, for a moment in time. And it seemed everlasting that you will always be mine. Now you want to be free, so I'm letting you fly.</LYRICS> 'Cause I know in my heart, babe, our love will never die. I know you'll always be a part of me. I'm part of you indefinitely. Boy, don't you know you can't escape me? Ooh, darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby and we'll linger on. Time can't erase the feeling, it's strong. Thank you for running that red light. Thank you. It's only a matter of time, time. You'll always be a part of me. Yeah, listen, if you want to see Evie, y'all, at the, at the, at the theater, okay? Uh, vote for Evie, y'all. I want to be a background singer. You got it, Tasha, you got it. Thank you, baby. See, I ain't trying to always play the front. I can play the E, you ain't down. You ain't down. I just said it a second ago. The fuck? Thank you for the suggestion.

Absolutely, that was wonderful.

Cheers to you, Mama. Shout out to New York and Newark. Y'all representing. You and stupid, you and stupid get together and do a song. She do the rap and you do the singing on the chorus. Y'all, for real, y'all need to record a song. She got was. I love it, I love it.

Derek, when you said it, you said it gay. It didn't matter when you said it.

I said it about someone gay, not it was gay. The fuck? It's a difference. The fuck out of here drinking that bullshit.

All right, listen, Evie, thank you so much. Y'all want to vote for Evie, her, uh, vote for her in the column, okay? We'll see you. We'll announce the winner on the next episode. You'll always be a part of me. She got that.

You brought that out of her.

I did, I did.

I'm, I'm constantly making people great.

Make— this is the real Maga, correct? This is a real— make it, nigga.

What are you scooting up for? We see you.

What? I don't understand. How the fuck you making people great? My— exactly. What are you—

because these comedians are getting worse and worse.

Yeah, nigga, I didn't raise them.

I'm doing my thing. I'm responsible for the singers and I'm doing my thing.

Nobody responsible for this using other people's jokes and shit. Hey, your singer's using other people's songs, I tell you that much.

AJ, how you doing?

AJ got a bedtime, she 13.

Hey AJ, don't worry, don't mind him. He has nobody in that house. He has a big ass house. You got me fucked up.

I'm looking at my woman walk by them. That nigga say he's a nobody. Kids, go to bed! Now see, that's how you do that shit.

You get an echo, echo, echo. Okay, um, now you said you came back to sing, right?

All right, you ready? So can I get a refill? Can I get a refill? Can I get a refill? Of your tongue, 'cause you're intoxicating my mind. Feel like a conversational lush, 'cause I don't know how much is too much. Yeah, hell yes! That's what my son would have been like. Yes!

Yes, I was right about her.

You were, and me too, and so was Derek.

Because no, he was not.

It sounded like Target music, Target music when, uh, she came on. But now I— it's the soul. But there's, there's some work to be done though. But you got it.

A little breathy, but yeah, you're right, it was a little breathy, but she got it. She She can see me.

All right, listen, Derek, you wanna— you wanna feed back real quick?

No, I like what she did. Uh, yeah, just feel it the whole time. You good.

Only sing church songs in church, please.

And depending on if it's more than 50 people, let somebody else do it.

We— it's something we've never shared with the gospel singers. I think it should be— this should be the platform that we should say We do not like the usher and the singers. We hate them. So, but you have a voice and we like you.

Yeah, we do.

Can I get a riff? Yes, y'all make sure y'all vote for AJJ for her kids drive her crazy. Please cast your vote in the comment section as well as in the chat. Okay, so AJ, hopefully we'll see you on the next episode. If not, you still can come back and shoot your shot again, okay? But do not give up on your singing. You got it, girl. All right. Can I get a— I never said whose name—

Don't lie, don't lie. That's it. That was all, wasn't it? Who's next? I never said— yo, you lying.

See, Rose is back.

Oh, I forgot about— oh, the gangster. Gangster boo, my bad.

Yeah, okay, so listen, y'all, come on, not right now.

Not right now, Tasha. Not right now, Tasha.

You gonna look back at this video one day and you gonna remember my voice when I tell you that you were gonna be something bigger and better than what you're doing right now. The simple fact that you like to make money and you got a brain, you're gonna figure out what that one thing is and it's gonna give you instant residuals overnight. It ain't something you got to go prove to nobody because you already got it. But go ahead. Perform. Thank you. Uh, let's see, let me show you something. I'm too pretty for the streets, but don't test me. Can check a bitch if you slide without a check for me. If one bitch hating, then the next gonna be her bestie. I got multiple cards, I ain't a scammer though. Tap in with me, send the chase, so far go. Hit me with the finger tongue combo, clap clap clap, double tap like a bongo. Uh, he know he got a team player. Stay by his side on the block like a neighbor. Uh, I put in the work and the labor. I'm the leader of the city, address me as your mayor. 5-star chick, name a lame, that's the duh. Got my bread up, these hoes got fed up. Ice too cold, gotta keep me a sweater. You see, I got you done, now old boy won't let up. I love blues more than I love greens. RBF, but sweet like ice cream. I spit fire, yes I do too.

I like her.

I did too just then. Hey, son, I got to give it to you. I like her.

I don't know, I don't know, call me crazy, but I like her. She enjoys it, like she really do like rap, like you can tell, like she enjoys it.

She was giving it that shit and then switched up on her, like performative, like I can feel like—

I feel that. I like I go perform, I go put myself out there all around New York in the city and stuff like that. I'll be having to go to the boroughs to really perform. Ain't nothing happening over here.

Now listen, hey yo, you, you did the thing just then. I thought it gave rapper then, you know what I mean? It didn't just give writer, it gave— I am a— like, it gave me some Lil' Kim shit, you know what I'm saying? Reminded me of the squat down Lil' Kim with the fur with the— yeah, all that shit.

Hold up, I'll be listening to Nicki and Lil' Kim. Him, you feel me? I know what you talking about.

Yeah, you was New York just then.

I like her. I, I don't know, it's something about her. I, I do feel— what, again, rapping is one of the hardest things to get into. Like, it's one of the hardest things to stand out and, you know, whatnot. It's a hard game. Music in general is just hard.

It is all the time.

It is. But I, I don't know why, like, I, I can see— I can, like, I could see You doing it. I can see it. Yeah, I wouldn't be shocked. Like, if I looked up in 3, 4 years and then all of a sudden I see her on a post on Neighborhood Talk, Shade Room, somewhere talking about it soon, you know, like, I could see that. I could see that because what's the girl that's on BMS?

Young.

This is, this is who this— she's a candidate, you know. You know, the next uppers— music changes all the time. It's changing again right now.

Now. So Cash Doll, that's what you giving me, a little Cash Dollish.

Oh my God, like that's a great— stop it.

You give me, you give me Cash Doll.

Is 40 fucking years old, he been rapping for a minute, wide ass into a Barbie box with a soft fucking mellow tone rap voice.

Hey, C Rose, this— C Rose, this is, this is up to the winos. Tasha can spin that goddamn chair off Turn around.

They have some respect. I got— for me, listen, you may not see it as respect now, but I fucking respect you down. Do you understand what I'm saying? And respect comes with a hard truth. I'm telling you right now, my mom tells me— my mom's gonna watch this. My mom watches you all the time. My mom's the one who put me on. And so me and your mama on the same page? Yes, but she supports me, and that's what I want from— I'm supporting you too, but I'm just not not supporting them. You understand what I'm saying? Say the same thing. I understand.

I'll put you like this. I would prefer her focus on her rap than focus on like Now That's TV type stuff. She's a beautiful girl, right? Yeah, I would prefer that. If I had to choose, like, support Now That's TV or support her rapping, I would support her rapping because that's the number one.

I've been rapping before. You know.

There you go. Stay with that, C-Rose. Yeah.

Okay, first of all, first of all, stop the cap. Stop the cap. Okay, um, Rose, don't listen.

No, Rose, Rose, just listen to her. Give her a second. Listen to her. Come on, tell her, tell her, Tasha.

I feel like there's something else that you have done. You said you sell cars, right? My dad's in the business. He put me in, put me on. So he taught you how to taught you how to sell. Like, I'm— no, like, I just— no, no, no, no, no, no, for real. Like, no cap. Like, your dad taught you how to sell, right?

Yeah.

Do you know that's the greatest gift? Like, that is a gift that not everybody has, which is being able to sell. Not only sell, but sell themselves. That's why you here. That's why we all like you. I just don't like what you're doing because I feel like that gift that your daddy put in you can be used and many other ways to make you millions of dollars while you're sleeping, but not with rapping, not with tattooing your body all crazy, not— no, not with— girl, who? The other girl that came on here rapping. She's a rapper. Listen, she's a rapper. That sounds— I'm trying to tell you, listen to me, listen to me. You're gorgeous. Yeah, I thought it was a cute little song. I ain't gonna lie, it did give me kind of Lola Lil' Monroe slash fucking Lil' Kim. I didn't hear no originality with C-Ro. I didn't. It wasn't original to me. It gave me kind of the back of the day, 1990s, like rap stars. And then the first one gave me drill rapper. I didn't see anything unique. I felt like you're good at it, but you're not great at it. And I'm not telling you that to be funny. What I'm telling you is you're entertaining across the board. And your father gave you a gift that people use to make millions of dollars every day, which is knowing how to put yourself out there, knowing how to sell yourself, knowing how to present yourself, knowing how to speak up and fight for yourself. As you're doing right now, you're not even letting me tell you no. And people will fuck with you based off of you just believing in what it is that you're selling. Imagine if it was Um, Rhythm Spoons, Powerade. That's not something I want to do. I'd rather do something for my rest of my life that I know I love instead of doing— you can't rap for the rest of your life. Let's just— but it's about having something behind this, a Plan A, Plan B. There's always plans. Okay, all right, cool. Listen, Whinos, if you love C-Rose, please vote for her. Uh, you may fuck around and be on the tour, who knows. I'm still gonna be upset Shout out to your mama, okay? Shout out to your daddy because you got both, and I fuck with that hard, okay? And I fuck with you. Please don't take this the wrong way, okay? I just, you know, I'm really good at what I do, and I— when I see shit, I see it, and I know how to hone in on it. And, um, if you were my daughter, your ass is gonna be figuring out how to, how to license Mercedes and sell them as a Mercedes dealership. Not a used car dealership, a Mercedes dealership. Which means you're selling $200,000, $300,000 custom fucking G-Wagons and shit because you own the dealership, the new one. But it's all good though, it's cool. You can go ahead and rap, go ahead and prove yourself to other people that are gonna judge you when you already got the it. It's fine, but go ahead. $300, uh, if you think C Rose is gonna win. And see, yes, and add me on Instagram at ilovecrose, L-U-V-E-3. Yes, we saw 4 extremely talented— 3 extremely talented people. And, uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I feel like you're doing this because you like her.

I like her.

I don't think like attack her. I really don't feel that way.

I think I want to adopt her.

She does. That's why it gives like you want to like—

that's right. You know, she sees so much of herself in that baby, like quality.

I really do.

And you want to like nurture that is what you said.

But hey, but the baby's fighting against it because she don't want to hear that shit.

She's gonna fight for her talent because in her mind she feels talented. Like, this is what I want to do. Like, this is my dream.

But this is a talent that requires— like, to harness music energy is a different beast. You almost have to— you got to get witchcraft done because you got to— it's a certain— like, people don't understand when it comes to music, it's a melody. Like, Eve was singing in God's melody. Like, that was why we was like, She has that Halle Bailey voice. It's beautiful. It makes you happy. Like, that's something that she could just— we could just listen to her sing all day. Yeah, right. But the rapping, like, first of all, it's not— there's nothing longevity about it. There's nothing remotely glitz or glam about it. The rappers look like shit these days with the wigs and the tattoos everywhere, the piercings all over their body. It's just, it's horrible. They look like broke-down affirmations of a real nigga.

You make this shit, hype me up, hype me up. Yeah, that shit.

Yes, cabinet just shaking when you did that behind you.

Hey, Tasha, don't feed into that shit because no, that— no damn way the cabinet wasn't shaking.

It looked like—

I tell you what's gonna shake, gonna be more than no goddamn earrings. Don't make that little hat shake. You keep on bullshitting, brother.

All right, listen guys, thank y'all so much. White Nose, it is now— the power is in your hand. Don't let me or Sean or Derek persuade you. Let your hearts do the voting, okay? And so we had 4 extremely talented people. 3 were great at what they did. One is confused, but it ain't up to me. I love you guys. Until Derek, where can they find you and follow you?

Oh, listen, you need to— you can find me on, uh, social media at Derek King TK. That's on, uh, Instagram as well as, uh, Facebook. And so yeah, that's where you can find me. And I'll be at the— in Shreveport at the Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club this Saturday.

Yeah.

All right.

And if we— if this episode doesn't come out by the time you're at the Laugh Out Loud comedy. Uh, where can they find all of your tours? Do you have a website or—

I always keep it on my social media. I'll always, uh, post it. I know I'll be with Kim Whitley in Houston, um, on July 18th and 19th. So you know what I mean, like, I always post on my social media.

If this episode ain't coming out by then, where can they go? You need to get a DerekKing.com.

Yeah, Derek King on Instagram, where I'mma post that shit at right now. I'm, I'm having a hard enough time posting to that shit. Versus a goddamn website. I need a website, okay?

But I'm having a hard time with your website. And you can find me at The Freak Off because I'm going.

I know you are.

Always. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna— I hope, I hope Diddy doesn't slip and slide, uh, with Baby Oil.

I'm not going to that.

You know the slip and slide? You run, you just slide across the room.

You know how fast you would go in an Astro? That's the Astro slide.

You see how fast she was going?

Astro slide. You want to see her go down a slide, huh? Shout out to me, Shawna Dewayne Show. You can find me on all platforms— TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, you name it, I am there. Okay, I will also be over here on Shoot Your Shot. I don't know why. Yeah, so shout out to me.

Love it, I love it, I love it, I love it. Okay, listen, thank you guys so much for tuning in to Shoot Your Shot. It's yours truly, Tasha K, hoping to find that one, maybe two, maybe three people that will be using to kick off our 2026 Tasha K Presents tour, okay, which will be my official birthday bash, bitch, okay. So when we put these tickets on sale, y'all better be y'all motherfucking ass in the building, okay, or you gonna miss— a matter of fact, I'm gonna have Diddy workers and I'm gonna have to put a slip and slide across the floor with the Diddy and the Astro Glide. I'm gonna do that with the Astro Glide and the Diddy oil.

And I hope C-Row Rose win? A rose that grew in concrete.

You don't really stand for Black women, do you? That's fine.

Why the fuck would you say that?

I'm still team American Idol, so— Yes, you look like you're auditioning for American Idol right now, and I look like I would go through to the next round, unlike you.

And with that being said, we'll see you on the next episode. Of Shoot Your Shot. If you want to be, uh, on Shoot Your Shot, please email us at unwindwithtashak@gmail.com or click the link below in the description box as well as in the comment section for your chance to shoot your shot. Okay, there's an open audition. We don't have— you don't have to audition for it, it's just an open audition. All right, and with that being said, we'll see you next time. Now we gotta go. Bye! Yes, I yes, I yes, I yes, I yes, I yes, I.