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Yo, what's up, Winehouse?

30 seconds until we get this show started. I see y'all waiting.

I'm sorry for being late.

We had to make sure we had all the receipts lined up. But you know, sometimes we still don't.

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And remember— If anybody asks, everything's allegedly. Even my name's allegedly. It's so good to be in the workplace. Every time.

My earrings, my earrings be so fake. They just, they don't want to stay here. They said they could listen.

Jasmine, are we just going to be doing a show with one earring today? Let me try to put it back on.

Let me see. What's up, y'all? How y'all doing? Nah, I ain't got no damn bra on. This my house dress. I just got finished cooking most salmon. I made some couscous with a little garlic seasoning today. I also made some string green beans. Well, I ain't make them.

I had leftovers from Eddie V's yesterday.

We didn't eat them all 'cause they sides be costing like $12.

So we gonna eat them tonight. And I made some sweet peas. And then I made the hubby and my daughter a Hawaiian ribeye 'cause I don't eat beef, okay?

So this my house dress that I was cooking in. If I had a pullback camera, which I'm gonna ask for in the future when we get a little bit more money.

Y'all gonna be able to see the grease oil stains from me cooking and stuff.

Give me a second, let me get my earring.

I'll be right back.

What's up, y'all?

Hey!

Oh shit, I think I broke the earring. I think I broke it, Jasmine.

Shit, I gotta—

I need an earring back. That's what I need.

I need an earring back. See if you can get me in right back. Lord Jesus, I'm so short. What's going on, y'all? Listen, full show for y'all today. Definitely gonna be talking about these smart glasses that don't roll out.

I know y'all don't want to hear it, but you're gonna hear it today, okay?

So I like to keep y'all up on the game, especially the technology game and everything like that, to let y'all know what's going on so there won't be no problems like Ozempic got going on now. But of course, people ain't gonna listen. They steady gonna listen to the celebrities as they always do when they was listening to the celebrities pumping they stomachs and everything like that. And now everybody's stomachs is in the hospital, but we'll talk about that later.

Definitely gonna talk about the port strike.

Tia and Tamara are not on good terms.

Never thought I would see that day publicly 'cause I ain't never seen them say nothing about each other. Thank you, Jasmine. I ain't got my little beauty supply store back. Yeah, 'cause all my earrings come from the beauty supply store. They sure do, because I'm sorry, I just don't believe in wasting no money. I'm sorry, as much as I lose earrings every show I do, especially comedy shows and everything like that, I always lose an earring. The audience goes home with one of my earrings. Sometimes they may get two. Okay, listen, back to the lineup.

Definitely going to be discussing Nicki Minaj being extra petty. I'm gonna be a little petty tonight too. She done featured Kelsey Nicole in one of her ads. Definitely gonna be discussing, uh, Lauryn Hill versus Pross. So Pryze is suing Lauryn Hill, the Fugees. I said, now where's Wyclef? We'll talk about what Wyclef had a little later today.

I know where he at, probably stuck behind some butt.

Okay, and last but not least, definitely Jaguar Wright is, uh, allegedly suing me.

Yeah, me, me, me, me, me.

Okay, all that and more. But listen, before I let you know, we're definitely going to tell you what's coming up on TashaKLive.com. I see y'all over there in them comments watching that Shaquille O'Neal brother interview. Y'all wasn't ready. I wasn't ready either. Y'all mad at me. I don't know why y'all be getting mad at me.

All I do is provide a platform for the families to come up here and vent their family frustrations. That's it. I'm the auntie at the cookout. Now, Jamal, Shaquille's brother, wanna come up here and defend these allegations, he's more than welcome to. But it just seems like a scorned wife, okay, that is upset that her husband took her children from her, okay? And so when a woman is fed up, y'all know how it goes, all right?

Now listen, don't forget, we got what, 3, 4 days left before we pull it up in Kansas City.

That show is almost sold out. Make sure y'all get y'all tickets before they're gone. Please head to my website, tashakonstage.com, to get your tickets before they're gone. I just saw the numbers today and I was like, okay.

Look at Kansas City trying to show out on St. Louis. Y'all trying to outbeat St. Louis. Y'all said, hold up, wait a minute, let me put my— okay, so listen, I cannot wait to see y'all this Sunday. This Sunday, okay?

I think it's at the Improv if I'm not mistaken, all right? But listen, everything is on my website, and of course we'll be at Phoenix City— well, not Phoenix City, Phoenix, Arizona.

That show is selling out too as well.

Make sure you get your tickets in there. Hartford, Connecticut, and of course Houston, okay?

But we're gonna let you know what's coming up.

We're still waiting on people to come in, all right?

So people were asking me, why am I doing all this chit-chatting in the beginning?

Because people are coming in and we're giving them a little time to get settled. Like I just got finished cooking, putting the kids up, you know? And so they, y'all doing the same thing too. We got a sponsor we gonna brag about and then we gonna come back and I'm gonna let y'all, we gonna pour this wine, okay? Well, I got coffee tonight. Wine, let's go.

How was your birthday, man? What was your wish? What's your wish for this year?

Oh man, my birthday was amazing. I sold out 2 shows at the Uptown Comedy Corner for my birthday. We kicked off the Wine, Gossip, and Comedy Tour. It was absolutely amazing, okay? And my wish honestly is to spend New Year's Eve with the Winos in Houston. So I'm trying to put that together there right now as we speak, okay? But the best part about it though is the girls went home. They all made it home safe.

Did you miss me though? For real? Because we—

I miss you.

I miss you. And it seems like a thing.

Did you know I'm married? I know I didn't miss you. No.

Why won't you party with me for your birthday?

For my birthday?

My birthday was fine. What you mean party with you for your birthday?

No, but me and you ain't never really party, you know what I'm saying?

You know why we ain't damn party? Don't act like that. You know why we ain't party? They kicking down both your damn houses and shit, arresting people. They done them found videos of you beating women and shit. People been talking shit about you for years. Absolutely not. You know why you ain't motherfucking partying? Shit. Everybody gonna leave safe.

Eyes. Eyes, brother. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes.

Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.

Eyes. Eyes.

Winos. Sometimes Diddy is gonna want to party, and you got to tell him no. I'm reserving New Year's Eve to party with my wanos in Houston, Texas. Get your glasses ready to bring in the new year with me at Bayou city event center, December 31st. And after the show is the after party. And after the party, it's the ah, ah. We ain't doing none of that in Houston. Numbers is too hot and too high right now. I can't wait to see y'all in Houston. Let the countdown begin for a night of wine, gossip, and comedy. Tickets on sale right now via tashakayonstage.com. Now we're back. So listen, Kansas City, Missouri. Oh, y'all got on my ass when I abbreviated Kansas City, Missouri like Mississippi.

I put MS instead of MO. Oh, y'all were hot.

I said, y'all, I just learned how to say Raleigh. I just learned how to say Raleigh. I don't even know why y'all be playing with me. I'll be messing up everybody name, okay? I still mess up my own last name.

It's pronounced Kebe. I pronounce it Keebee, okay?

Keebee. Every time my mother-in-law be like, it's Kebe, I'm like Keebee, like Keebee Toy Store, because that's what I gotta tell everybody.

It's Tasha Keebee, okay?

Listen, y'all know in the South we got our own language. Now we got somebody else—

I thought we had somebody else that had their own language. We'll talk about that later, okay? Listen, y'all, I'm gonna put y'all up on game. Y'all need to wake up, okay?

Gen Z— is it Gen Z, Jasmine? My daughter's generation and the generation after them, they finna take us out.

They finna take us out. When I say they finna take themselves out, there would be no more real humans because everybody will be fed with lab-grown food, okay? I just saw they had lab-grown butter and they calling it, uh, plant-based. That's the new word for plant-based, okay? It's based on plants, but it's not plants. You feel me?

Do you feel me?

Okay, I'm not trying to get Bill Gates to stop my stream since he owned the internet, okay?

But I'm just trying to put y'all up on game here.

Now, back in 2021, I, I read that they had mind-reading technology. You guys know that we've been talking about this mind-reading technology through the use of chips, okay? So Elon Musk got chips put in the head. Basically, he's saying he's, you know, he's creating mobility for people who are immobile. That's how they're rolling it out, using AI technology. The technology is able to decipher your thoughts. Your thoughts tell the chip what the hell to do, and it does that, okay? Like I said, they're gonna be locking up a lot of prisoners that way. So here's the thing, the chip technology and the mind-reading technology is so strong, not only can they foresee your thoughts, foresee if you gonna commit a crime. And if they foresee that, they can go ahead and tell the trip to back you up and bring you to the jailhouse.

I ain't trying—

the earring just gone again, Jeff. It don't want to be here tonight. It's all good. We're gonna do one earring. It's cool.

But here's the thing I'm trying to tell you. That's how strong these chips is.

This is what this technology is, is eventually going to be used for.

And I remember when I kicked off my comedy tour and I was searching for it, my first city was Naples, Florida. And I was a little unsure about Naples, so I was like, it ain't nothing but white folks out there. They watch Tasha K? Apparently they do.

They was in the front row arguing and we was laughing, okay, as couples and stuff.

They was, Tasha, F you, Byron, F you, Byron.

And I was like, what you arguing? I'm trying to do the show.

Sorry.

Now, when I went down to Naples, Florida, coincidentally, a day before, they had what they call like a mind investigation conference in Naples, Florida.

They went to the wealthiest part of Florida where the wealthiest people are to unveil this mind—

what the hell is the word again? Shit, I done forgot. They already in my brain. They trying to get me to forget, Jasmine.

What the name is, Jasmine? Mind-reading technology, okay? And they was testing it out in Naples, Florida.

They wanted to see why Naples, Florida had no crime, even though I had looked up crime of, you know, a white boy, uh, they may not have no petty thefts and people be stealing and stuff, but I did see a white boy, uh, unveil a missile in the middle of traffic and shoot a missile at another car. During road rage, okay? But if they wanna say they ain't got no crime, that's cool, that's cool. But I'm just trying to figure out where a white boy with a 1988 Chevy from got a missile from to unload in the middle of traffic midday to shoot it at another car because they flicked him off, okay? So, but hey, hey, hey, but see, for people like that, That's why they're unveiling this technology. And in 2021, Meta, Facebook, introduced a mind-reading technology, okay? This was what, 3 years ago when they introduced this? Before I bring this up, give me a second. So Facebook shows off mind-reading technology it hopes to use one day with smart glasses. Now coincidentally, 6 days ago, yes, yes, yes, are you following me?

Are you following me while y'all cooking, putting the kids up, whatever you you doing right now? Driving, if you a truck driver right now.

I know there's a lot of truck drivers parked because the ports is closed.

We're gonna talk about that too.

You know what I'm saying? But when it comes to this, 3 years ago he introduced this mind-reading technology by the use of a chip and a wristband that was controlling a mouse. I don't know how it was able to decipher your thoughts that way because nothing was implanted. Then I read that the Chinese had came up with a similar technology Years earlier, yes, I am a nerd. I am a nerd, okay? I read. Even though I can't spell read. So, they had introduced a technology that they're using in stores, and they're using it now, okay? You might go on to some airports or train stations, grab some food, okay? You scan your card to go in, as you're grabbing the food, it's already hitting your card as you grab the food. Anything that you touch. It's reading your mind.

They're able to tell you what to buy. And so when I saw them, when they were in this technology, I said, what they think they finna, who mind they think they finna read? Oh, they ain't trying to hunt down no prisoners.

They don't need no CO officers no more. They don't need no correctional officers, okay? Just like they don't need these port workers. They don't need these port workers. They don't need nobody because they controlling everybody mind and can see it. And when that algorithm is programmed in you and you go against that algorithm to break and law, pay your taxes, they gonna back your ass up and they gonna about-face and your ass is gonna go down to the jailhouse. You're gonna walk yourself on down there just like this. Okay, but go ahead, introduce Meta's new mind-reading glasses that they say, um, in about 4 years everybody will be wearing these mind-reading glasses because they will replace smartphones.

Go, Mark, go!

I think glasses are going to be the next major computing platform. But each new platform doesn't tend to just replace— you probably have this experience often where you're sitting at your desk and you have your computer there, yet you still pull out your phone to do things.

That's true.

Right?

Yes.

Okay. So at some point in the last 10 years, mobile really became the primary computing platform. We didn't get rid of our computers.

No.

It's just that even when you have it, you still do more more things on your phone. So what I think is going to happen with glasses is we're going to get to this point probably sometime in the 2030s where you have your phone with you. It's— but it's going to stay in your pocket more because you're just going to be doing more and more things on your glasses that maybe today you would do on your phone. You'll reach a point where, you know, just like with your computer, there are probably some things that could be done in a richer way or better in some way on your phone, but you're just going to The glasses will be your main computing platform and that will be kind of your default go-to thing. And then maybe over time you get to this point where people just don't bring their phone with them everywhere. But I think that's really—

Now I know Black folks like, I ain't wearing them ugly-ass glasses. I ain't finna put them on.

They gonna make them in Gucci.

They know what they gotta do for us. They gonna make them in Gucci and then we gonna be sitting there and they gonna be reading every thought that we got. So Nigerians, Listen up, okay? Because you know y'all love a Gucci glam, y'all love y'all fashion, okay?

If you think about scamming, he gonna know about it. He gonna know about it before you know about it.

It's gonna be deep. He gonna be able to read the front, the back thoughts, the subconscious thoughts, the frontal lobe thoughts, the side thoughts. They gonna be able—

they gonna be able to control car crashes. They finna bring car insurance down because ain't gonna be no more crash They gonna be like, "Oh, stop, oh, oh, what happened?" "You were about to crash." "Oh, okay, okay, go ahead." You gonna be sitting there like The Jetsons.

"Oh yeah, oh yeah, who's getting their Gucci glasses?" I said, "First of all, they ugly.

I don't know why they got 'em shaped, glasses shaped like his face." You see how they got the glasses shaped like his face? Absolutely.

Yeah, uh-huh. Somebody said the Minority Report movie, but they really do got mind reading technology. And like I said, ain't nobody going to be stealing nothing.

Ain't no autistic people going to be hijacking no banks, uh, virtually. Okay, Bank of America, I heard that all the balances today allegedly are showing zero balance. They going to know about who did it before and how it's going to get done. I'm telling you, they finna change some shit up here, and I'm about to leave. I'm gone, y'all. I'm, I'm out of here.

I'm out of here.

I got to go. Okay, I ain't wearing no glasses no more, bitch.

Now, yeah, they gonna sell them on Temu, absolutely. But who finna get them some, for real?

Huh?

You'll be able to tell if your baby daddy or husband cheating, or who he thinking about. All you got to do is hack the software.

Oh my God, and when they start hacking the software They gonna know all the ditties around the world. Oh my God, oh my God, Jesus. Ain't nobody gonna be able to fight no case against the government. You just going to jail. They, they finna save on these court dollars. They— I'm telling you, oh my God, it's gonna be bad, it's gonna be bad. But listen, like I said, as long as we got ours in Gucci, Prada, we good. We gonna put them on. Yeah, moving on. Huh, what'd you say?

My poop is out.

Jasmine, hold on.

Oh my God, that— I will—

there ain't no Janet Jackson shit here. Hold on, y'all, give me a second. Jasmine said my titty was about to pop out tonight. This is a house dress, so it's a little loose. Okay, it's a little loose. Give me a second. You know, these things got a mind of their own, you know what I'm saying? Okay, I'm thinking about doing my breast surgery at the same time as my throat surgery.

How is good?

Now, you sure? Okay, we not selling titties here, we selling talk. Okay, that will never happen.

Nobody would ever.

That's why I'm so glad they be looking at me like, uh, Whoopi Goldberg. I'm so glad I'm, you know, My son gonna grow up and be proud, like, Mama, they didn't see you as a sex— but your father did. That's how you got here. Yeah, see, the Lord Jesus. And if you remember the night, I'm gonna tell you about it. You like to hear, here go. Look, I was off that cognac.

I want to tell him, man, listen. All right, all right, y'all make sure y'all hit that like button. And Kansas City, Missouri, throw them tickets in the chat if you're gonna be pulling up this Sunday.

To have a drink with your girl, okay?

Don't come in there with no sunglasses trying to read my damn thoughts, okay? Moving on.

They say the Porsche is on strike now. Just why you choose a black woman?

I saw nothing but white men out there today. I ain't see no black people. And then you choose one that—

why does it look like Sukiana out here on strike?

What does it look like? And this is Wilmington, Delaware. You know she's from Delaware. Is this—

oh my God, Lord Jesus.

She need a job though. It's, it's hitting her bad too.

Seriously, she, she got them Fashion Nova deals, but they not keeping the bills paid. So she done had a roommate with somebody broke baby daddy, and then he was living in his mama house.

And apparently—

I thought Suge had bought a house, but apparently not. So her kids and his kids moving in. She fighting with his baby mama. The whole interview is on TashaKLive.com if you care to hear about it. Go on up over there, subscribe to TashaKLive.com, you can get that wine. But Tukiana and a lot of people are down bad, real bad, okay? Remember, they wanted me down. We up, in the words of Tia Kemp.

We up now, we up now, folks. We don't need you, dog. We up, dog.

Okay, so the ports is on strike, so a lot of stuff is already high. I already showed you my grocery bill the other day. Um, I shopped at Publix and then I shopped at Aldi's. I got 11 things at Publix with one meat, okay, because I buy my meat fresh every day. Sheck requires that. That's what my husband likes, so I give it to him, okay? I give him anything that he likes. Now, um, as I was buying 11 things, um, minus toiletries and stuff like that, it was just food and vegetables and stuff. That bill came to $149 for 11 items, okay? And then when I went to Aldi's and bought the same thing with one meat item, okay, but I got 33 items, it was the same amount, $149. Now this bill, especially for Aldi's, is about to be $349 because all the ports all the way up the East Coast down to Florida and Texas are closed. Go ahead, let them tell you about it.

The Biden administration is heaping pressure on U.S. port employers to secure a labor deal with some 45,000 workers. Are they walked off the job?

Why they always got the English ladies around here making it sound important, but yet they, they trying to get them to sound smart and stuff. And it's like, we sit there and we listen, like, is she gonna say something? They finna hit the red button? Are they finna, they finna bomb us?

That's, that's why they be picking them. Why they won't have nobody like me?

Rewind it from the beginning. Let me, let me try to do it in her words. Go ahead, Jasmine. Let me see.

The Biden administration is heaping pressure on U.S. port employers to secure—

the Biden administration is keeping pressure on port employees, okay? They are trying to get them out of there. They— go ahead.

Labor deal with some 45,000 workers. Are they walked off the job at seaports across the country?

Everybody quit. They said it was around 100,000 people. Y'all know I'm gonna exaggerate just a little bit. And they all said quit, they all said F you, they ain't coming back no more, catch them if you can, and they better have their last check.

Now all of these people are apparently in the unemployment line and they gonna get that first check whether y'all approve or deny because unemployment does give a first check regardless and you ain't gotta give it back, so that's all that matter. Go ahead, keep going.

National Longshoremen's Association, or the ILA, launched a strike just after midnight on Tuesday. After negotiations with the US Maritime Alliance for a new 6-year contract collapsed. The ongoing protest is the first in nearly 50 years. It's choking half the country's ocean shipping, blocking everything from food to automobile shipments across more than 30 ports from Maine to Texas. Analysts say the disruption will cost the economy billions of dollars a day.

It's gonna cost us billions of dollars a day that we ain't got.

We broke. We ain't got it. That's why Bank of America was showing zero balances today all on Twitter. People was mad.

There you go.

Keep going.

Largest carriers have already announced plans to impose extra fees tied to the work stoppage if it stretches for more than a few weeks. But U.S. President Joe Biden has lined up behind the union, urging carriers to offer strong and fair contract that reflect the contributions of workers.

So if he lined up—

first of all, that's a lie. I don't believe Joe Biden has lined up behind no workers because the last time I saw him He was laying on Rehoboth Beach like this. Not like this, I'm just trying to make sure my titty don't pop out, but like this, okay?

That man ain't lined up behind nobody.

He don't even know who in front of him, on the side, or who behind him. He don't care, he don't know. So that's a lie right there, okay? He is trying to hurry up and get Kamala to take over so he ain't gotta deal with this. He is actually drawing his Social Security check, the same check that they trying to fight for. Let's go, keep going.

Sally Patterson joins us live from Washington, D.C. Sally, it's the second day of strikes. The ILA chief has insisted the walk-off will last until demands of the workers are met, or the union are met. What do workers want?

Yeah, pause.

More money, more money, more money.

See, I need the host. Let me see the comments real quick. Shouldn't I be doing this? Shouldn't I be doing this show? Wouldn't it be a little bit more— what do the workers want?

Money.

Shit, don't we all? Why do you need to ask the dumbest question ever? You should have said when they gonna get it.

When are they gonna get the money?

We gotta eat. We need our shit from China. What's going on? Okay, moving.

I keep going, keep going.

That's right, there are very strong demands being made here in the US by dockworkers saying that they're not going to stop striking until those demands are met. Now, workers have been offered by the United States Maritime Alliance a 50% pay rise over the next 6 years as part of that new contract being negotiated. But union leaders say that's absolutely not enough. That doesn't keep up with the rate of inflation. Instead, they're demanding 77% increases over that time period.

Instead, there are also Listen, I get it, I get it, I get it. Everybody deserves more money, but nobody in the history of working has ever gotten a 50 to 70% raise.

Do you know anybody that has gotten that kind of money? I'm not trying to be funny, but that's a bit greedy. That is great.

And I heard that the base salary for a port worker starts at $80,000. $80 grand, and that the most they can make is $200,000. So if somebody's making $200,000, you want them making $270,000 now?

You want them making almost $300,000, $400,000 now to drop some box? And let me tell you something, and then the port workers— I ain't gonna let them take it no more because they boring me.

They— I'm about to go to sleep and they trying to sound all smart and shit. I hate people like that. Listen, just Just say it. Why you gotta do all that, you know what I'm saying? All that English accent trying to scare us and stuff like that.

England already don't put the fear in us. We scared, we get it.

Now here's the thing, I also heard not only are they asking for 50 to 70% pay increase, okay, which is a bit greedy, seriously. They're also asking that they get rid of cranes, okay?

Not only cranes— hold on, let me make sure I pull it up—

cranes Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I had it earlier today. Let me make sure I get it. Okay, hold on. Wait a minute. Oh yeah.

Cranes, cargo, uh, uh, boxes, everything, anything to do with AI, they don't want it because it's taking jobs away. Now here's me.

This the way I think, okay? Now I know my thinking is a bit organized. They try to say I'm dumb around here, crazy, all type of shit around here. But here's what I'm thinking. You're going on strike. You asking for a 50 to 70% increase. Do I believe that y'all should get a raise? Absolutely. But this is just straight bullying.

And then when you start to mess with my food and my business, I got a problem, okay? I got a serious problem. Because Trump would have told y'all, sit down and eat. He would have told y'all, turn around, take your ass down there. Are you gonna leave?

What you gonna do?

What you gonna do? You're fired. Now they all went on strike. Tell me they don't want no AI taking their jobs.

And it's going to stay like that because they are using robots to help move things along faster because people just getting too slow. We getting too fat, we getting too slow. Our brains ain't working as fast as they are because we're not doing what we're supposed to do. We're not being challenged like we were challenged back in the day to evolve this. Now we just letting AI and Google do everything for us. So our brains are slowing down. And this is scientifically proven. By Jaguar Wright's son. That little boy smart.

I hope y'all saw that interview.

He said we getting dumber, and I believe him. I really do. I really do. That's why Jaguar say she don't believe it's her son. He's got to be AI too, because he just— she could not believe that he just smarter than her. Y'all make sure y'all check out that interview on TashaKLive.com, okay? Because it is very intense. I was like, oh my Oh my God, listen, he is the second coming of the Messiah. Now, um, here's my thing. Don't you think bullying these companies like this, they may eventually give in because they're gonna have to meet the demand?

They're gonna have to meet our need.

They're gonna have to ship our shit. I get it, I get it. But this is what's going to enable companies to build more robots. And when they do build more robots, ain't gonna be no jobs because of this type of bullying.

So yeah, you may be able to keep them You know what I'm saying?

At bay for the next couple of years.

But is this securing your future? And I was just talking about logistics manager because he used to work at the ports and stuff like that.

And so did my husband. We had a transport company and everything like this. But here's what I'm saying.

You may win this battle, but will you win the war?

Are you able to keep them from making robots 20 years from now?

Because, because of stuff like this, this is why they're going to do it, because of the bullying. They could easily bring in Mexicans. They'll do it for half the price.

Half the price and a taco stand outside.

Okay. Yeah, I would do it for half the price and a taco stand outside. The $2 tacos for lunch.

Man, please. Y'all have got to stop this. This is just unrealistic. Seriously.

And this is what's causing them to build robots.

And this is why they want to put us on a universal basic income. Which means worldwide welfare.

Okay. WWW. Worldwide welfare. They've already started it in South Africa and they moving on up because they don't want nobody to have no say-so on them making billions of dollars.

They just want us to shut up and eat lab-grown food. Plant-based.

Okay. You eat that lab-grown chicken.

Where did it come from? What did you cultivate the chicken for?

A baby?

Yeah. We made too many last year. What you mean you made too many babies last year? We made too many human babies, so you're gonna eat them. It's a lab-grown baby, it's not really a baby, but go ahead and eat it. It tastes like chicken. The same bouillon cube that they made with MSG in China to make you addicted to it, they're gonna put it in lab-grown babies and chicken too. I'm just playing, y'all. Y'all know I'm just playing. That's why they ain't got me on CNN, because I don't know what I'm talking about, okay? So that's just— I'm just telling a joke. Moving on. And for those of y'all that don't want to eat lab-grown chicken, you don't trust the food, we have Ozempic.

Do— first of all, do you have the video with, um, Santana and, uh, Zell I didn't give it to you, Jasmine. Hold on, we have definitely got to bring them up in here real quick.

Let me get this video. So Ozempic is being sued like Diddy right now. They got a class action lawsuit, and basically they saying that they want to eat again. So the idea of Ozempic was to stop them from eating and losing weight. Now they miss eating and their stomachs don't work. Their stomachs is frozen. Okay, so let me get this. Let me hold on for a second, Jasmine. Let me put You found it. Okay, I just thought this was just— it was just perfect to go with this particular story to tell you how, how Ozempic works for some people and how it doesn't work for some people. But nevertheless, this class action lawsuit here involves— hold on, let me go ahead and pull it up, cuz y'all have got to know, cuz I told y'all before, people was getting stone stomach. I think Gayle came out here to say that Oprah was having complications, she couldn't stop throwing up and had diarrhea, said she had a little food poisoning. It was Allegedly Ozempic. Allegedly Ozempic, okay? Um, but the celebrities have pushed this. Now here's what I'm, I'm trying to figure out. Everybody wanted to lose weight. Now they done lost weight. Now they have a permanent solution for losing weight. One lady said all she can drink now is Ensure and smoothies all day, okay? Ensure and smoothies all day. Yet there are some people out here that want to lose weight And according to—

is we ready, Jasmine? Hold on, hold on for a second. There are people out here that want to lose weight, that don't want to eat, that can't afford food. And this can be an option for people who just can't afford food. And it's always the people that can't afford food that be the biggest.

Have you noticed that? I've noticed that.

I'm like, how you hungry? Why, why do they say poor people are the biggest? Are the fattest. I don't get that shit, but they like, how are you hungry? What?

Explain to me, explain this to me seriously.

So listen, everybody was flocking to it. Apparently the semaglutide bonded to the, the brain receptors and told your stomach not to, to eat and to slowly digest and empty the food. So much so that the food was allegedly rotting in the stomach, or the stomach muscle would just paralyze and stop working. So they got bad gas.

Could you imagine kissing somebody after they— like when they on Ozempic and that food been in their stomach for 3 to 4 weeks, it still ain't empty, they can't get it out, they got to go scoop—

you imagine what their breath smell like? Could you imagine? All because they wanted to be skinny? Imagine losing all that weight and can't get no dick 'cause your breath, we can smell it from across the room. It don't matter how much you brush, that stomach ain't working.

But here's the thing, there's a lot of people I know that probably saw success on it, you know what I'm saying? They probably, you know, with this lawsuit, they gonna get about, you know, a class action lawsuit. The last class action lawsuit I was a part of Wells Fargo. I didn't even ask, they just added me into the lawsuit. I got a 93 cents check. 93 cents check. I think it was like 100,000, 200,000 people involved in that lawsuit. The lawyer got 40%, okay? And then they got a 93 cents check, okay? That's what I got. Maybe somebody else got more, I don't know, okay? But then there are some people that really want to use it, and you know, let's let them tell you about it.

How about that?

Let's go, let's go. The one who got gambled The one who got gagged the most was Santana, y'all. I ate his ass up. I was calling him, he didn't show it. I was saying like, you a big fat bitch. He's like, oh, you use Ozempic? I said, oh, that was last year, nigga. I used it, I used it for a couple months, shed a couple pounds.

I got my motherfucking asses in the gym and worked and worked and worked for it.

I said, but, but let's talk about how we try to give it to you. It wouldn't even fit, y'all. His stomach gets so hard from the surgeries. That shit wouldn't even fit in there.

I just rewinded to the, the ending real quick. Zell, you didn't have to eat him. You didn't have to eat that man up like that. You did not have to say his stomach is so hard that the needle wouldn't go in there.

Go ahead. Y'all, his stomach is so hard from the surgery. That shit wouldn't even fit in there.

Pull up a picture of, uh, Sauce's stomach real quick.

Let's—

let us be the judge of it.

Let us— let us see.

Let us examine the stomach. I need a doctor's coat right now. Had to push because maybe we got this. It could be a few things as to why the needle wouldn't fit in. That's why the medicine couldn't go through. Okay, there's a few things that we're going to talk about it. Give us a second here. Give us a second. Okay. Uh-huh, Jasmine, you got— okay. We can't see his stomach there though. We can't see that, that's not a good one. Okay, give me a second, y'all, I gotta get us some tissue, okay, give me a second. Hold on while she pull up that stomach. 'Cause you know he got the Shrek body. Him and Roly Poly got the same shape. Yeah, I guess that's okay. No, we got any more? Let's see, hold on, give us a second, I'mma get some tissue. And then she's gonna try to pull up an ex— a sample of, uh, his stomach. Okay, give me a sec.

All right, give me a second. Okay, all right, okay, all right, there we go.

That's a good example. Okay, all right, so there we go. Now, um, now I want you to play Zell's video one more time so we can— just in case people are coming up in here. So Zell, we're talking about Ozempic, how people are getting frozen stomachs, uh, from Ozempic. The stomach no longer empty, so when you eat, the stomach is like— it's slow to empty, so the food just rots in there, okay? Not only does it rot, it causes severe heartburn, esophagus burning, your breath be stinking, and then to the point where it paralyzes the stomach and they call it stone stomach. All right, Oprah has some symptoms from the Ozempic, and now there's this big class action lawsuit because people wanna eat again and they can't. They on Ensure, they on the same medicine that they give the people with the holes in their throat from smoking. And so they have to, you know, hold the tube and let it go down, you know what I'm saying? Um, but yeah, let's let Zell tell us one more time as to what happened, and then we're gonna, we're gonna see for ourselves with my smart glasses.

Okay, yeah, the one who got gagged the most was Santana, y'all. I ate his ass. Talk about how we try to give it to you, it wouldn't even fit, y'all. His stomach is so hard from the surgeries, that shit wouldn't even fit in there.

Put the comments up for a second. Put the comments—

can I poke it? Can I poke it?

Huh?

Can I poke it?

Yes, it's called gastroparesis or whatever, paresis. All right, y'all said a human squid. So, um, so if his stomach is truly hard like that, which it looks hard He's shaped like Shrek. Him and Roly Poly obviously went to the same doctor and got the same surgery.

The problem is, I think this is a tummy tuck stomach.

This is, so what happens is when you get a tummy tuck, it tucks the bottom, but the torso, the fat is still here, 'cause you got the fat that's underneath and then the fat that's on top, and lipo can only take away so much.

And then when he bloats from eating so much, you know, and it's not—

maybe he got fibrosis. Y'all think he got some fibrosis going on? Uh-huh. That he can't be breaking needles like that.

What, can he shoot it in his ass? You can't put Ozempic in your ass? No, no. Said, what if it's an ab?

So you have to put the Ozempic directly in your stomach, where your stomach is located, and then it paralyzes your stomach and tells your stomach don't eat. But apparently his stomach said, hell no. Said, you know you wanna eat.

Well, I don't even know why you lying to us like that. Get that Ozempic, that's why they broke the needle.

He went in there and tried to put the Ozempic in there. They said, get that shit away.

Get that shit away. Don't even try. That's why you still big up top. It don't matter how much they sucking and stabbing and tightening up and squeezing. We gonna eat around this bitch. If you are gone, my earring left too.

If you just got in here, I'm sorry. If you weren't here, my earring left too, okay?

Make sure, guys, Kansas City—

y'all can put him down. I think we— I think, uh, Zell is telling the truth. I think Zell is telling the truth.

Um, Kansas City, don't forget, put them ticket emojis in the chat if I'm gonna be chilling with y'all this Sunday in Kansas City, Missouri at the Improv, okay? Don't forget, we got tickets on sale right now on my website, tashakayonstage.com. After that, the very next Sunday, we're gonna be in Phoenix, Arizona.

Y'all make sure y'all cop them tickets too on my website, tashakayonstage.com.

And then our last show is Hartford, Connecticut for October 20th. Then I'm gonna go in and have me a little surgery quick and out. And then we partying in Houston, okay? Them Houston tickets is really, really selling. I was like, oh my God, all I hear is ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Don't miss this party now.

Don't miss this party, okay? So Houston tickets are now on sale too on my website, tashakayonstage.com. We got a wide gossamer comedy show.

And then after that, we got an after party.

We got some fried fish, got catfish, we got some real burgers, all types. Type stuff, drinks, alcohol, maybe have a few card parties and tables going on, you know what I'm saying?

You just never—

it's just gonna be a party to celebrate us being winos, okay? So I cannot wait to chill with y'all. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Okay, so listen, we're gonna actually play the ad for Houston, and then after the ad, okay, we're gonna definitely talk about Tia and Tamara. I always get them mixed up. So one of them came out and said— we'll talk about it after the break, okay? Definitely gonna be discussing Drake unfollowing everybody.

Nicki Minaj being petty. I'm gonna be a little petty myself too.

I got some little wine I'm gonna spill to y'all.

Prowse versus Lauryn Hill.

And then Jaguar Wright says she's suing me and her own son.

Can you believe that? All of that and more after the break.

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We'll be right back. Make sure you like this video.

How was your birthday, man? What was your wish for this year?

Oh man, my birthday was amazing. It was amazing. I sold out 2 shows at the Uptown Comedy Corner for my birthday. We kicked off the Wine, Gossip, and Comedy Tour. It was absolutely amazing, okay? And my wish, honestly, is to spend New Year's Eve with the Winos in Houston. So I'm trying to put that together there right now as we speak, okay? But the best part about it though is the girls went home. They all made it home safe.

Did you miss me though? For real, because we—

I miss you.

I mean, it seems like a thing.

Did you know I'm married? I know I didn't miss you. No.

Why won't you party with me for your birthday?

For my birthday?

My birthday was fine. What you mean party with you for your birthday?

No, but me and you ain't never really party, you know what I'm saying?

You know why we ain't down party? Don't act like that. You know why we ain't party? They kicking in both your damn houses and shit, arresting people. They done them found videos of you beating women and shit. People been talking shit about you for years. Absolutely not. You know why you ain't fucking partying? Shit, everybody gonna leave safe.

Winos. Sometimes Diddy is gonna want to party, and you got to tell him no.

I'm reserving New Year's Eve to party with my winos in Houston, Texas. Get your glasses ready to bring in the new year with me at Bayou city event center, December 31st. And after the show is the after party. After the party gets to— uh-uh, we ain't doing none of that in Houston. Them numbers is too hot and too high right now. I can't wait to see y'all in Houston. Let the countdown begin for a night of wine, gossip, and comedy. Tickets on sale right now via TashaKOnStage.com. Now, all right, and we back. Houston, I can't wait. Y'all really copping them tickets, okay?

Remember, they're on my website, TashaKOnStage.com. And again, we're going to be in Kansas City this Sunday, so make sure y'all get y'all tickets on my website tashakayonstage.com. This barcode will take you straight to it. All right, now, uh, real quick, so y'all remember we was out here, um, I don't know if y'all remember, we was in— was it Tia's at Tia, the one divorced Cory, right? Okay, now we've inadvertently spoken to both parties somewhat, okay? Now Tia has been throwing shots back at my videos when I was saying she had no reason to leave. Now I get it, she's a grown woman, she could do what she want to do. She's been married for a long time. Y'all claim that he was an asshole. You know what I'm saying? She should have been left him. But a lot of people, just like you see these girls out here getting these BBLs and they do it for clout, and then when they undo the BBLs, they do it for clout, you know what I'm saying? Now everybody wants slim, thick, fit bodies, you know what I'm saying? They doing that for clout. The divorce is the new clout too. Oh yeah, oh yeah. And when I tell you Tia racked sucked in the sympathy. Homegirl wanted her own show. There was a lot of things she was trying to get by monetizing her divorce. Now I heard, and this is just alleged, okay, just like when we unveil, uh, Papoose's new girlfriend, that's alleged on TashaKLive.com right after this, so y'all make sure y'all had subscriptions. Um, now they're saying that the reason Tia left Cory is because she was allegedly— look to your neighbor and say allegedly, allegedly— because we ain't got no money, okay? Allegedly for the girls. She wanted to play on a girl team. "Do you wanna play softball?" I played softball for years, and when I tell you them girls, they was funky, it was funky as hell in that damn locker room, that's all I can tell you. I was like, "Y'all don't believe in shaving or bathing or nothing?" They said, "For what?

For what, we're not sleeping with men." But even if you was another woman, like who wanna do all that with all that hair and mustache? Golly.

Anyway, let me get back on topic real quick. So, that's why she ended up divorcing him and basically selling her divorce for follows. Now, I've been told, 'cause she was saying, you know, I'm out here trying to date right after the divorce, 'cause it hadn't been a month. I'm out here trying to date and it's just really hard out here. And I'm like, well, why did you leave in the first place? If you wanted to take time for yourself, if this was a new era for you, why are you jumping back outside so quickly and your divorce is not even finalized. This man been on social media telling everybody he miss his wife.

"I want my wife back." He miss his wife, whole time wife never even liked him.

Wife never even really wanted him.

Wifey did what society said was acceptable because she didn't wanna be deemed as a Raven-Symoné, if you get my drift. So, Tia was hitting back at me, talking about, "I don't wanna go back. I don't love him like that. Just because I'm out here dating doesn't mean anything. I should be able to date." Yeah, true.

All of that is true. That is true. But why are you putting us in a group chat? Why are you selling your— Why are you selling your divorce? Why are you selling your trauma? Why are you selling your pain like that? All because you wanted a reality show. You knew that you never wanted this man. The reason you never came, 'cause I heard that too, and that's not Corey's fault. When a woman is not coming, that's her fault. I'm a firm believer in that. You have to give people instructions on how to make you calm.

You know how to make yourself calm. It ain't nobody's business to be trying to figure out how to make you calm. You tell them, you give them instructions, you coming. If you know how to make yourself calm, you could tell somebody else exactly how to do it. Don't be saying, "I don't wanna hurt nobody's feelings," or nothing like that.

"I ain't got time." So she eventually found what Hollywood loves, which is the same sex, okay?

Mm-hmm.

And had somebody make her cum, which is cool, but don't try to make it seem like— 'Cause this man got dragged for months.

For months.

For being an alleged abuser, all types of stuff, all because you wanted clout from the divorce the same way these girls is getting clout from DBBLing. Is that a word? DBB Ellen, DBB Ellen. But as I said, when I was right and she tried to come out here and clock me, your sister got my back because she called you on your—

she called you on your shit the same way I did.

Why are we in it?

If you moving on, move on.

Why do you keep talking about this divorce? Why are you on every talk show? This man still ain't did one interview about you.

But go ahead, let her sister come up for Latasha's defense.

Come on, y'all, let's go. Huh?

Jasmine, the family dynamic of having a mom and a dad in one household, and when you're dropping your kids off, you actually visually see how that is no longer. We're about to go to Daddy's house now. Being alone has been the most challenging part of my divorce. It's times like this when I feel and wish that my sister and I were still close and I could, you know, pick up the phone and call her, but that's—

Okay, so I didn't give Jasmine the right clip, but that's okay. I'll explain what's going on here. So sister came out in response responded to Tia saying, "The reason we're not close is because you were obsessed over headlines and media coverage covering your divorce. That's why you're no longer close." So you went from confiding in your sister, bothering her every day, "I'm gonna leave this man, I don't want this man, I don't want this man," to now, this is a whole press run for a divorce.

It has completely consumed her.

Consumed her.

Do you have the other video, Jasmine?

Backtrack, yeah, go ahead, play this one. Yeah, I don't know that you knew that saying that would get as much attention as it did. No. Were you surprised?

I was definitely surprised, but hey, I've been in this industry for such a long time and I know that some Sometimes things can be taken out of context.

Yeah. So, it is what it is. Yeah, it's a good point.

Have you had a chance to speak with her?

You said what you said, that you and your sister aren't close because of your divorce. She came back and said it's because you're obsessed over media coverage and your divorce. And so, you backtracked.

It was all publicity for the reality show. It was all publicity so you can go get some cooch. Allegedly.

Allegedly. And she watches the show, and the other sister's husband, he's a wino. The white dude, he is a white wino, honey. Yes, he is. Trust me.

Uh-huh.

We know personally.

Yeah.

So loves black women. Don't ask me how I know, but Tia, shut the fuck up. We don't care. You don't left this man. This man ain't said nothing about you. Leave this man alone. He said he don't know you, wouldn't know you if he saw you in the street, okay? He has moved on. And when Corey pop out, I don't know what she gonna do. I don't know what she's gonna be out here like, uh, Kim Kardashian, uh, uh, trying to sue— we'll talk about that on TashaKLive.com— trying to sue Kanye's wife for doing what she does around her children. Nobody can walk around my children naked but me. We'll talk about it, we'll talk about it. Let me, let me, let me stay focused.

Moving on, moving on, moving on.

Drake has unfollowed everybody, everybody. Rick Ross, LeBron James.

Who is that dude up there?

Is that 21 Savage?

Playboi Carti. Oh, the one that wears a thong.

Iggy Azalea's baby daddy that sleeps with trans women—

I'm saying men in wigs—

and he wears a thong. He took her panties and wore them. And gave them back to her and put them in the drawer. I would hate to date a man that would wear my panties for another man and then put them back in my drawer and then I put them on. Joe Budden, he has unfollowed everybody. Now here's what I'm gonna say, y'all may not like what I'm gonna say here, uh, because you know, it's just what it is, it's music. You got beefs. I beef with bloggers. I believe I beef with celebrities. That shouldn't stop no check. Drake has an amazing, like, a massive following. And we never, as females— because I'm gonna be honest with you, those are the only ones that he really need to be worried about.

Why Joe is trying to say, Joe Budden, why you not making those songs for the men?

Because that's what it sounds like when he was like, yo man, you, you making all this girl music, why you ain't making the the, you know, the trap music and the drill music and stuff like that. I'm sorry, he making music for you. You want him to sing to you, Joe? I know Playboi Carti does, you know, he's, he's, he's fine with his sexuality and stuff like that. And then they say Rick Ross is, you know, they— he liked the boys too. And LeBron James, we'll see what's about to come out on these Diddy tapes, okay? But what I'm trying to say here is like, is it really that serious as to why You feel you gotta unfollow everybody and can't drop no music for your fans? Make no mistake, now I would never buy a ticket to a show, but I like Drake's music. I like the singing music. He kind of gives me Craig David vibes, and I'm a huge Craig David fan. Huge Craig David fan. I love his voice. I love the way he says— Drake's music is for Fashion Week. Drake's music is for department stores. Drake's music is house music. All that drill music and stuff like that Why are you out here trying to put on for dudes that either want to screw you and they don't buy tickets to your shows?

It be women.

But you are allowing all of this to keep you from making money.

Meek Mill didn't. You did this to Meek Mill. Did he let it stop his bag? Nicki Minaj stopped his bag, not you. I don't know, man. I feel like, listen, if, if, if— let's just Just say you were given this by a higher power. You taking it away from yourself. Is it that bad that the world is singing Not Like Us, which we are tired of that song? We want a Drake song. Kendrick cannot sing to us. Kendrick is not Playboy. He is not Lover Boy. He don't give us music to ride dick to. No. He give us music to consider if we're gonna ride Martin Luther King's dick in spirit. Okay, seriously, Drake, is it that serious? I just want the music. I'm tired of all this beefing. Even though I can't stand Diddy, I'm still— hey, Diddy is the industry. It's the music industry. And what am I gonna listen to, instrumentals? Think about it. All these artists done been to a Diddy party. All of them right here done been to a Diddy party. What are we gonna listen to? We'll still listen. I still listen to R. Kelly. He in jail. Long as they keep him locked up and away from my daughter, we good. I'ma play Step in the Name of Love, okay? But when he out, uh-uh, I'm not funding him no more. To buy no more McDonald's for no more kids. So I refuse to stream when he out.

But they got to stop this for real. I don't even think it's that serious. And it's really, really, really, really, really, really, really—

you listen, simply, you could play this. I'm tired of this.

I hear the song everywhere I go. It is— what song did they have back in the day? They just play over and over. And over and over again. Jasmine, name a song. They just would not let it go.

Anything by— well, I'm just— we have got this out. Yeah, I'm tired. I'm tired.

I need a new song.

I just need something.

And Drake, Drake, be honest with you. Listen, I know you sensitive, you got your comments turned off, but we don't care about all this here. This is man business with the women. We need the music. We need the music to ride it to. We need it. Okay, seriously. Can you focus? Can you focus, or do you like Dick Martin? Seriously.

If I was you, I'd go ahead and drop a song.

Kendrick's song gonna drop down the charts, yours gonna go up because we don't want to hear drill music.

The women want to hear you sing. Sing, brother, sing. Ooh, Lord.

They say I'm a mammy. I am, I got 2 kids. I got two kids. Seriously. Moving on, moving on. In petty news—

y'all like that?

In petty news, okay, um, Nicki Minaj has unveiled her latest pettiness after she added Bia to her tour after Bia dissed her op. Um, I said she is so petty. Lord Jesus, can I be— I think she's the female 50 Cent. Just without the lawsuits, okay? Um, for her to, you know, unveil Kelsey as the new, uh, brand ambassador for her shoe— oh, if I was her, I would probably been a little bit more petty. I would have made one of the shoes big. I would have just— it—

Nicki, see, you got to be— if you're gonna be petty, Nicki, you got—

you got to take it a step further. You got get really get with your creative. You should have made one of the shoes Bigfoot with Kelsey. So this is Kelsey, this is, um, Megan Thee Stallion's ex— non-ex best friend, because you don't sleep with your best friend's men. Um, and like I said, this ain't the first best friend's man she's, uh, taken. Yeah. And so, you know, she's been throwing shots at Nicki, they've been throwing shots at each other, and so Nicki decided to throw her own shots. At Kelsey, at Megan. And I was just like, I gotta really hear y'all thoughts on this.

Is this petty? Is she living up to her last name, Petty?

I got my own shot to throw.

Jasmine, can you pull up a picture of a guy named Michael Kaiser?

Yeah, just Google him. He's a bald head shaped like Gumby. Sort of like Drake's head, but he dark skin. Drake look like Gumby too, he ugly. Um, you better hide your little sister from him, child. And I love how she, uh, Miss Patty dropped them pictures of Kenny at the park.

Y'all said our baby was autistic.

Y'all said a man couldn't go to the park.

Y'all said all that. When I tell you she just clapping back with the photos, I said, see, this is how you keep your check.

This what you do. And I didn't like how she crashed out on Megan and she was on online for hours and took that, that sorry ass song all the way to number 1. And that's the reason why Megan is outperforming her now is because, you know, Nicki promoted that damn song. Did you find him? Put in Michael Kaiser. So Michael Kaiser here— there, there you go, there you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Michael Kaiser, um, worked for Atlantic. I don't know if you guys had a chance to watch my Hazel E interview.

You know what I'm gonna do?

Um, it is on tashaklive.com, but it's been over there for almost a year. I will premiere that on Monday next week, okay? Monday night it'll be on YouTube here, okay? So Hazel E, I've been knowing, uh, Michael Kaiser, and he knows me from behind the scenes, um, because he spent very many years working with someone trying to take my platform down.

Down.

Not only that, he has worked to try to take Nicki's platform down. Anybody that he feels, um, I don't know, is a threat to his artists, um, he takes them down.

And I just got news today—

oh, the Lord, when I tell you the Lord shut down Kevin Hart restaurants, but Atlantic is shut down. Atlantic is shut down. He worked for Atlantic for many years, plays poker with Joe Budden.

Are you getting my drift here?

Plays poker for Joe Budden. He was the main one telling Joe, along with others, don't put the interview out.

Anything that they can to stop my bag.

I cannot go into iHeartRadio. Like, I've ever wanted to just say, hey, I'm going to go into iHeartRadio. I am banned from iHeartRadio because of him. Very close to Mona Scott. And when I heard today that God sat him down, fired from Atlantic Records, gone.

Should I be laughing?

Should I be laughing, Jasmine? Because Atlantic played a part in trying to get me off the internet for years. But to see their entire company gone and I'm still here, Lord. I heard that he tried to go over and apply to jobs on Nikki's team. So you gonna spend years trying to take down Nikki because she wouldn't work with your fat, greased, bald head ass? You and your little ugly girlfriend that's sitting beside Angela Yee trying to make a name for herself on Lip Service. You don't even know who she is. Right, exactly. But she got a BBL. That's all that matter. But when I tell you, everybody, everybody—

I said every day I'm getting a call, I'm getting a call.

Michael Kaiser, I'm sorry, baby. Listen, I— and you know what's so funny is I never spent like one ounce of energy trying to take anybody down. I just report the news. And I know sometimes the news is not favorable to people that you work with. But that's a part of what we do. But you spent so much time trying to take people down that you dug a hole for yourself, and now you hungry right before the holidays. You ain't getting no plate for Thanksgiving. You ain't got— you ain't got no money to put in on it. Ain't got no job. Your artist ain't making no money. They're not on tour. I'm doing shit. No albums or nothing. That's all I'm saying. And he has multiple artists. I'm not just talking about one. He has They were all dropped too. Let me see the comments.

So I'm gonna put that interview out and I'm gonna let y'all— I'm gonna let him— I'm gonna let Hazel E explain to you in detail exactly what I'm saying. But it was a— there were millions of dollars put behind trying to take my platform down. And when I got the call today that he was fired I didn't do that. I had no—

no, I had nothing to do with that.

That was—

that was God. That was God. Who's God? And more is gonna come out. More are going to come out. Seriously, everybody, everybody. Y'all too busy trying to bury your secrets, bury your lies, bury just everything. I work for God. God, I really do warn them, everybody about y'all. Mhm. No plate for Thanksgiving, he can't put in, oh, he ain't got no money. Imagine losing your job before Christmas. I just had to be a little petty, I just had to be a little petty. Sorry, sorry. Maybe your girlfriend, cuz she still has a job with Angela Yee, um, can front your bill now. Maybe she could take care of you because she, you know, she's being paid by Angela Yee on Lip Service. I think they do one podcast a week. Maybe she got you because I'm sure you paid for the BBL. Anyway, moving on, moving on, moving on.

Last—

oh, we got two more topics and then we're gonna head over to tashakelive.com. We're gonna unveil Papoose's new alleged love, okay? Definitely gonna be talking about Diddy and these 9-year-olds and donkeys and horse horses and all this stuff. This stuff is so demonic.

That's why people be having—

now I understand why people be having the moose heads. Every time you go in somebody's house, they got a picture of a moose head with glasses on and stuff.

Anyway, all right, don't forget Kansas City. We're gonna be pulling up this Sunday.

Y'all get them tickets, okay? They on my website, tashakayonstage.com. I cannot wait chill with y'all, have a drink with y'all, okay? Listen, I got 3 more shows until the tour is over, and then we got our end of the year show, our celebration show, just for being winos. We're gonna have a good time bringing in New Year with good vibes and everything. Ain't nobody drinks getting spiked, ain't no baby oil being brought to the party, okay? We leaving as we came, okay? Come as you are, leave as you are. All right, y'all make sure y'all get them tickets on my website, tashakayonstage.com. So Pras from the Fugees is suing Lauryn Hill. Now, I was a little shocked that he brought this lawsuit, seriously, because he's bringing a lawsuit saying not only did Lauryn, I guess, uh, stiff him of millions of dollars, uh, but she was late and, and canceled a lot of shows. Now, I was just like But we knew that already.

Is— isn't it Lauryn Hill that's always late for her own shows?

So why would you agree to do a tour with a woman that you know may or may not show up? She has had a track record of not showing up and canceling shows. And now you're saying that you're suing for breach of contract because she— breach of contract because she owes you millions of dollars but can't pay you the million dollars because she She canceled the show, so she don't have it. And they said that they had fronted him in advance to pay for his legal fees. And my thing is too, like, you know, you suing Lauren, but you, you decided to go on tour with her knowing that she's always late for work. She is very much Black. She is literally on colored people time all day, every day. You were in court.

You were in court. Conspiring against the American government for a Chinese man who had links to a Malaysian fund and Chinese alleged communists. And you were taking campaign dollars, taking money and giving money to campaigns and things like that, and you going to jail. So why are you suing her? What the hell? Now everybody was like, where is Wyclef?

Wyclef is in a closet feeling on some booty, and he at resorts playing. The resorts are a good thing, they're a sure thing. So he playing whatever instrument he plays, okay? So, but you remember we did that interview with that little boy that say he played in Wyclef booty, allegedly, and Wyclef played in his booty. But that's as far as it went. Wyclef said, leave me out of it, just give me the baby oil and let me mind my business. Okay, but I'm just like, the audacity of you to, to, to want to try to sue her, and you couldn't make the shows anyway. You couldn't even leave the country.

You—

your passport was taken.

You couldn't do nothing. You had to seek permission.

You were a liability. Seriously, I was just like, how dare he sues her for being late?

That's what she always is. I would have sued her for being on time.

You're here? Oh my gosh, Jesus Christ. Oh no, no, this ain't right. This is not Lauren. You got to be a clone. Seriously, I was like, you need to sit down and damn serve this time, okay? Seriously, nobody's gonna take that long. You can't even show up to even fight the lawsuit while you in while you in somebody's cell.

Moving on.

Last but not least, Jaguar Wright says she was suing me and her son. I couldn't believe it. Go ahead, Jaguar, tell them why. Tell them why your son was on Tasha K's, uh, thing. You are Jaguar Wright's youngest son?

Yes.

Sam Odom Jr., AKA Deuce.

I love Jacqueline Suzette Wright.

She is my mother and I love her with every bit of my being in spite of the things that she's done.

However, Jaguar Wright is the kind of person I abhor.

I don't know, we're suing everybody, including my son. If it— if it's— I don't care if it's the AI him or the real him, everybody getting sued. I'm not gonna try to convince anybody of anything. Um, anybody who wants to pay $12.99 to hear a known and convicted liar try to coerce an autistic young man into lying while she laughs in his face and makes fun of him can go ahead. Please hurry up and do it, because as soon as we get everything that we need, then the lawsuit goes in.

So Did you see how she just dragged her own son and called him autistic and coerced him? Girl, you can't take it that your baby want to call me mommy. He can't—

you can't take it that your own son likes me more than he likes you. Is that what this is about, Jag? That he loves me more? He wants me to breastfeed him? Is that what 'Cause I gave him a hug, I told him I loved him. I told him he was a smart young man and I don't believe anything is wrong with him, despite what his crazy-ass mama say.

Yeah, is that what this is about?

So you scraping together your pennies or the money you stole from your dad, mama, to sue me, child? A convicted liar.

Girl, how many convictions do you have, Jag? How many times do you get locked up a year? Shouldn't it be time for you to get locked up here in the next 2 weeks for doing something stupid?

Huh?

I wanna see that lawsuit.

I really wanna see it. I hope she put it in.

Matter of fact, I'll come pick it up.

You ain't even gotta serve me. I'll come pick it up myself.

I'll come. Just tell me to come down to the courthouse, I'll come get you. I wanna see this. As much as you're out here running your mouth about everybody else, you don't want your business being told?

You don't want your son out here telling people that you whooped him with extension cords, but you call him— you call him Slope? But you beat him with extension cords. You allegedly abused your ex, your mama, took her money, stole her money.

Huh?

Is that what you don't want out, huh, Jackie?

Huh, Jackie?

We going to see if she even get the money to file the lawsuit, let alone a lawyer to do it. You can't even get no lawyer to get you out of jail because you done stole U-Hauls. Let me see the comments.

She finna sue the whole industry.

She don't talk shit about— girl, who was that dude that was sitting beside her? Who was that dude? She married again, huh? But you know, he's my son now. Sam is mine. It's not your son. He calls me Mommy.

Oh my God, thank y'all so much for watching. We're about to head over to tashaklive.com right now.

We're gonna unveil Papoose's new, uh, lady friend. Okay, we just unveiled Remy Ma's, and so now Papoose got him one. The streets is talking. All right, definitely going to be discussing— let me pull it up here. Oh, we're gonna be discussing YSL, Kim trying to sue Kanye, and Kanye's wife Kamala Harris' husband Doug, uh, is trending on Twitter for slap— for slapping white women. Okay, anybody care? Uh, Chris Brown's new documentary, we got some exclusive information on that. Yeah, uh, John Amos unfortunately has passed away. Definitely going to be talking about Finesse 2x, okay, and him not being the father, okay, and much, much more. If you want to see that show, please head on over to tashaklive.com to see that show. Where is the trailer for the, uh, for the Kevin McCall?

What the hell, Jas? That's what we were supposed to be promoting. I was like, it been up.

All right, hold on for a second, y'all.

Y'all ready for that?

Uh, y'all ready for that Kevin McCall interview? It is juicy now, it's real juicy. Did you watch— did you watch the Shaquille O'Neal, uh, Shaquille O'Neal sister-in-law tell all that wine? Now let me tell you something, that's some strong-ass wine. I was, I was just shocked. I tried to sober up during that interview. It was just too much going on. Okay, I see y'all deep in the comments over there. We ain't got the Kevin McCall trailer. Why, why even put it out if we ain't got it for the show? All right, y'all, listen, don't forget we're heading over to TashaKeelive.com.

Also, we will see you Friday, all right, for Fuckery Friday.

Don't forget Sunday we pulling up in Kansas City, Missouri. Get your tickets before they sell out. And then the following Sunday we're gonna be at Phoenix, Arizona, uh, and then also we're gonna be in Hartford, Connecticut. Okay, so don't forget, get your tickets on my website, tashakaylstages.com. Don't forget to get your Houston tickets before they're gone as well too, because once they come, they go. You can get those on my website. Thank y'all so much. I hope you enjoyed the show. I will see you Friday if you are not coming over to tashakaylive.com right now.

But in the meantime, now we gotta go.

Bye.

How was your birthday, man? What was your wish for this year?

Oh man, my birthday was amazing. I sold out 2 shows at the Uptown Comedy Corner for my birthday.

We kicked off the Wine, Gossip, and Comedy Tour.

It was absolutely amazing, okay? And my wish honestly is to spend New Year's Eve with the Winos in Houston. So I'm trying to put that together there right now. Right now as we speak, okay? But the best part about it though is the girls went home. They all made it home safe.

Did you miss me though, for real? Because we—

I miss you.

I'm saying, it seems like a thing.

Did you know I'm married? I know I didn't miss you.

No.

Why won't you party with me for your birthday?

For my birthday? My birthday was fine. What you mean party with you for your birthday?

No, but me and you ain't never really party, you know what I'm saying?

You know why we ain't damn party. Don't act like You know why we ain't party? They kicking in both your damn houses and shit, arresting people, done them found videos. You beating women and shit. People been talking shit about you for years. Absolutely not. You know why you ain't motherfucking partying? Shit. Everybody gonna leave safe.

Eyes, eyes, brother. Eyes.

Eyes.

Eyes.

Eyes, Eyes, Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.

Wino, sometimes Diddy is gonna wanna party, and you got to tell him no. I'm reserving New Year's Eve to party with my WNOS in Houston, Texas. Get your glasses read ringing in the New Year with me at Bayou City Event Center, December 31st. And after the show is the after-party, and after the party is the— uh-uh, we ain't doing none of that in Houston. Them numbers is too hot and too high right now. I can't wait to see y'all in Houston. Let the countdown begin for a night of wine, gossip, and comedy. Tickets on sale right now via tashakonstage.com.

Now!