Exclusive | Tia Kemp talks Rick Ross Hating Diddy, Beef with Tokyo Toni, Geisha 305, & more!

Listen, I like the ass, you know. That's my favorite little drink there, you know what I'm saying? When we want to get real messy.

Yeah, okay, cool.

Let them— they'll let us know when we on air and stuff like that. But I ain't gonna keep you too long. Yeah, I got you because I know you grown, got bills and shit, you know, the shit to do. But listen, I— but everybody been happy to be here, girl.

I'm happy to be here.

Everybody has been begging for this.

No, they couldn't wait.

Latasha and Tia.

Yes, I couldn't wait, girl.

And listen, your last name, look, Tia K. Tasha K. Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Yes, they can't play with us. Oh yeah, for real. And we from Florida.

Oh my God, like, okay, now what part of Florida are you from?

Dade County.

Oh, you from Dade County? No, you know I'm from the Bay County.

What is it?

Right, Panama City, Florida.

Oh, okay. My aunt go there a lot.

Really? I know, it's calm. It used to be lit back in the day when they had like spring break. And that's what people don't know, we put Lil Wayne and Young Money them on the map. They don't know Panama Bay, and that's what we call it, the banging motherfucking Bay. I Okay, yes, absolutely. So it was so funny. I told you my husband is a huge fan. When he first saw your video, I love it. Let me know if it's a good bottle. He was like, is she from Florida? I was like, how'd you know? She act like you. Yes, it's good. I said, listen, she got a little bit more experience than I do, you know what I'm saying? That's a lot. She love the girl. No, no, no, no, conservative with it.

You like, you like hook? Ghetto fabulous.

Because you know I'm up north near the Georgia-Alabama border, so we call ourselves Southern Belles. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? But if I have to get in a bitch ass, for real, I will come off the porch. I'm gonna come off the porch. Cheers! Cheers! We drinking, it's midday.

Make me a wino, baby. I am officially a wino.

Yeah, I hear that. The winos are going to be fucking ecstatic. You know they all grown women like us. I don't know if you've seen the Winos. I've been seeing them while I was on tour. Told you your ass should have been.

I gotta come.

Told you your ass should have been on a fucking comedy tour. You need to be doing comedy.

Give me the dates and I'll let you know. Okay, cool.

Now we're gonna probably have to bring you to Houston.

Oh yeah, that'd be lovely. We doing a house in Houston.

Man, listen, we doing a New Year's Eve show in Houston.

That shit would be lit.

I'm gonna have to have you as a special guest or something to come out there maybe. I don't know. We'll figure it out. Yeah, do that. We'll figure it out behind the scenes. So I can block them days out and get to Houston. Now here's the thing, Tia. I said I'm gonna jump right into it. I don't know if you watch, um, they call them like the red pillars, the men online that have a disdain towards black women, particularly black women that are baby mothers, particularly baby mothers that cuss out their baby fathers and happen to have, uh, uh, babies by rich black men.

Well, who's the like famous—

they just They ain't like no Shannon Sharp and Chad and them, child.

I don't know who them dusties is.

Listen, what you know about Shannon Sharp though, child? Girl, that bitch—

I'm trying to do one of them, uh, put the phone on and, and let a nigga beat my back out. So you think he was beating a woman out though? Girl, I don't know, child. They say that was just a little—

you think that? Yeah, he was trying to cover some shit up, you know what I'm saying? He blocked me, child, on social media. He— because I interviewed—

why grown Why are men blocking people like that?

Because they women.

That's weak.

That's some women shit.

Will ain't block you yet.

Will Smith? Which one? No, he ain't block me, but I did hear, didn't you tell me he called me like—

He don't like you, girl.

He don't like me? Rick Ross don't like me? You call him Will, that's how I know you don't like me.

You don't like me, he was like, that black bitch.

What did I do?

I would not lie to you. You know I don't like stars and stuff.

What did I do?

Because you be telling all the business, girl. That one when you did with Gunplay. Girl, he would roll over in the bed and say, pull her page up. Pull up that one of them girls with the short hair. Pull up her page up. And he'll have my phone looking at your phone for 5 minutes, looking at my phone for 5 minutes. So now I have to say, give me my phone. Damn, do it on your shit. Like, why you want to just follow up?

He called me a Black bitch because I said that Gunplay got on his knees like a bitch and gave him jewelry? I was like, what type of shit is that?

He don't like your ass. He don't. You know who else I saw in LA a couple months ago? Jason Lee. Your baby daddy. Block me. And I'm like, yeah.

I'm like, no, I'm not blocked by Rick. Rick be on my page. I'm not blocked.

I know, but it's just weird that like he blocked— uh, Shannon Sharp blocked you. Like, what, man?

Yeah, he— because I know the business. I know the business. I was the one that put out— I was like, that he wasn't fucking nobody in that video. And Michelle, when he was like, yeah, Mathia, yeah, Mathia, that's right, Mathia— Michelle is a white bitch that's suing his ass for sexual assault. So his ex-boyfriend, we gonna say allegedly, cause we ain't got no money. We ain't got no money right here. We ain't got no money.

We ain't fucking got it.

Right, exactly. So had told me he had walked in on Shannon messing with his other assistant, creative director Jordan.

I heard that. I was reading some of that stuff.

Yes, and I exclusively put it out and that nigga blocked me. He was like, I was like, you need to block your ex or pay him. Pay him. You running around here with gay boys sitting courtside.

There's thousands of bottles of baby oils, honey. Diddy do it.

I was going to ask, was you at a party? Because you from Diddy Avenue. I done been to two of them. Really?

Yeah, I done been to two of them, like around 2007, 2008-ish, '09-ish, somewhere around there.

What was that like going to a Diddy party? It was on Star Island, right?

Yeah, it was on Star Island. Back then it wasn't— To be honest, it was just a party. It was a New Year's Eve party one year, and I think it was a Christmas party one year I went to with Will. And it was just a party.

So you was his date?

Yeah.

Okay.

We had our child, you know, during the time, and we were like on and off or whatever.

Okay.

But I've smoked weed with Kim Porter. You know, I've at the party partying with her. Me, E-Class wife, E-Class. You know who E-Class is?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, that's when he was like managing Will back then.

Again.

But, um, I've never saw any weird stuff, you know, really, back then.

Kim looked happy.

Yeah, definitely.

I mean, hitting her, but definitely make you happy.

Yeah.

So she seemed like she, she was not like held against her will, being abused, because, you know, they, they make it seem like Kim was just like really helpless, very down to earth and just humble.

She was just a sweet soul.

Okay, okay.

No, she was very sweet, you know, not arrogant or bougie or anything. She She was just a beautiful soul to me.

Oh my gosh. So do you believe the rumors when they trying to say that they feel that Diddy killed Kim and she didn't, there was no way she could have died of pneumonia in LA at 47?

I'm gonna be honest. Time will tell.

Or 48.

Time will tell. That's all I can say. I cannot sit here and say, you know, I could have voiced my opinion, but when it comes to something like that, you just don't know because love doesn't mean anything nowadays. You got people, I watch Dateline a lot. And sometimes it take 20 years, 30 years to find out that this husband killed his wife. You know what I mean?

So. You did get on the internet and said that Will, Rick Ross, because she calls him Will. She don't call him Rick Ross.

Because that's his name. Will. Will.

Roberts. At first I was like, who you talking about? Will Smith? I know Will. I don't know no damn Ross.

Y'all know Ross. I know Will.

So I call him Will.

Yeah.

At first I was like, who she talking about? Will Smith? Did he block me after that interview?

That was the first time I met him. So I can't, I don't know a Ross.

You've been knowing him how many years?

Oh, the witch just turned 20— I meant 19 last month. Um, I've known him 2 years before I had my child, so now—

was he, was he Rick Ross then when you—

he was, he was an aspiring rapper. He was like opening up for like Trick Daddy and Trina and them, you know.

Okay, but he didn't have that hit song Hustling?

Oh no, no, because that's what really put him on the map. I remember my son was 3 months old. When he got that— when he did that, uh, got that deal with Jay-Z, we were living together and everything.

Damn.

So the Will was born in, uh, September 2005. His father got that deal with Def Jam, and that's public record. You can look that up. Yeah, in December, uh, or January of, um, 2006. Because I could remember like yesterday when Jay-Z— when Jay-Z came down here to Florida, you know, to meet him and everything, and Damn.

So y'all, y'all life changed like that?

Yes, definitely.

So you weren't getting no child support checks at the time because you was living there? You was, you was probably paying, managing the money? Was you managing?

His mom and them always did that.

Really?

Yeah, from day one they always did.

Well, did he give you an allowance or something?

Like, no, it was just whatever was— it wasn't a problem, you know? It was, it was like, it was the beginning of his career, so it just came fast. You know, he did some beautiful things.

Stay in front of the mic because you know we're going to want to hear you. Yeah, you can move it this way.

He did some nice things for me, you know, but eventually he took those materialistic things back or those nice things back later on in the relationship. So it wasn't genuine.

Like what type of nice things are we talking about?

Like vehicles or—

He took the cars back.

Tasha, where you been at, girl? You know he done took about 3 cars from me.

The third one, he would have had to put that in my name, girl.

Listen, he was just— it was just manipulative, you know. It was just being manipulative over the years, and me just trying to be cordial so that he can co-parent. When you got somebody of that status and they control you with their power, it's like Okay, let me just sit back and just let this, you know, let him lead. Let him, like, maybe I am being too, you know, much or whatever. So that's what I was doing over the years. And it took for, I'm gonna be honest, 18 years for me to say, this is it.

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What?

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Yeah, he definitely was doing that.

He wasn't no CO no more, no correction officer?

He was a correction officer way prior to me, uh, meeting him. I think that was like soon as he got out, uh, dropped out of college or something like that. Okay. You know, I met Will when he was probably around 28 or something like that. I think we both were like around 28 because we're the same age. He's just about 9 or 10 months older than me.

So he be dying his beard, I take it, because it's real— oh yeah, it's real jet black.

Girl, if he— girl, you sit and it be gone in 2 days.

I bet it's better.

I wish he embraced his gray.

I know.

And remember when he started calling me Granny Gang? The nerve.

I remember that. I was like, yeah, y'all ain't trying to say, hey, Grandpa. How many grandchildren he got? Girl, listen, well, one. One.

And, and oh yeah, let me not—

exclusive here, Grandpappy.

Let me not spill this tea, but uh, I just heard, I just got info that his daughter just put her baby daddy, that the rapper Lil Papa, on child support a couple of months ago. Oh, I just got that tea.

So his daughter going through the same thing that his baby mamas go through.

'But they so rich, they so this, I'm so bitter, I'm this, I'm wrong for this.' Why does she have to chase her back?

Because Floyd Mayweather daughter ain't got to chase down NBA YoungBoy. So why Rick Ross daughter got to chase down a rapper and put him on child support? So she mean to tell me she went down to the Florida, uh, Department of—

of course you can look it up. They sent it to me.

I wish I would have—

County Clerk of Courts. Like he's some— I ain't trying to, you know, but don't say that shit.

You ever heard of him? No.

I know he signed over there with Lil Gotti and stuff.

I ain't never heard that name.

Is that boy worth going down there doing that?

I don't know. If he ain't got no steady check coming in, if he don't work at Popeyes, there's no use in getting it. But if your daddy is William, AKA Rick Ross, You shouldn't need no child support from nobody.

You should not be talking heavy all the time.

Yeah, buying jets and everything. And I don't think he— he— the jet is like— is the jet— okay, let me ask you, is he leasing the jet? Because you know how they'll wrap the jet and put your name on it.

I'll be honest, I was, um, I, I guess they— I think they bought it. Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I think they bought it. Yeah, I think they bought it because he went through the extent to prove it to people. Akademiks even broke it down.

You know, because you know you can lease something and then put your name on it.

I'm gonna be honest, I don't know how much money he got, but he got some money.

Okay, I understand.

He been getting this money, like I said, my son was 3 months old.

Yeah, back to that. So when Jay-Z came to, um, how was Jay-Z? Like, did you ever meet?

No, I never met him.

Really? No, you probably would have had to watch yourself because he— you his type. He like, um, chocolate and model-like.

Do we?

He do. He parade the light-skinned ones for publicity, but when he used to mess with the girls in the background, they used to be dark-skinned like Foxy Brown. That's what they say. Yeah.

I don't want Yoncé, man. He probably be in a bunch of sliding across marble floors, because all that baby oil, honey, they had to be slipping and sliding in the parties, huh, Tasha?

I did a bit the other day. I said Kevin Hart right here. He short, fucking sliding around. He already came in the house.

Don't ask him them kind of questions, girl. I said no nigga over there asking them kind of questions because you was over there with that mic in your hand.

Yeah.

And ooh.

Talking about he finna get in the tub.

Girl, they all hiding. I seen that.

Ooh.

I seen that.

I got his number.

But why they all hiding and scared now? Even Will.

Raw scared. I told them when they quiet, they quiet for a motherfucking reason.

But you notice all of them was just talking about building bunkers just a few months ago.

You see why. Yeah, I know they quiet. All of them on them tables. All of them stayed. You had to be a certain caliber of an artist and have a certain status to access those parties that took place between 3:00 AM and 6:00 AM, or 3:00 AM for the next 48 hours, which they use all that baby oil on. Could you imagine all that baby oil on the marble floors and shit?

Tasha, that was just insane.

Who mopping that shit up?

And then that. John Otter, what's that guy name?

Which one?

The one that's in jail that's mental, that sued Diddy. Yes. Okay, so like so many people been sending me the interview and people think that this guy is lying.

He's not lying.

He's not lying. There's record of him.

Diddy came to see him in jail and tried to offer him money not to come public.

And he's in jail because he freaked out I guess he was at like a Trump hotel or something like that, and the police had the wrong room or whatever, and he pulled his gun out and started shooting. So he's in there fighting that case, and people think that he's just mental and, you know, just talking out of his head.

But did he—

can't—

he submitted— this is how I knew it was real. He went to court, asked the judge for a, uh, what do you call it, like a, uh, a stop of sale. He was trying to stop Diddy from putting the home that he had in LA up for sale. He said, because I have a pending lawsuit, if he sells that home, he's going to move the money. I'm not going to be able to get what's owed to me if I win in a litigation, right? So the judge was like, no problem. He proved to the judge that Diddy came to see him in jail to negotiate paying him $2 million to keep him from coming forward with his story. So he is not lying. He said he got—

back still looking ass quiet too right now.

Why ain't all them was buddies? Why he ain't married that lady yet? Why DJ Khaled ain't married his wife yet? I know she ugly as fuck, but for real, with that long gonzo nose.

But she was tricking off on him from the beginning. You remember like back then, girl? You know, I remember when she used to drive his Range Rover way back then when Cool and Dre and all them used to be around. Way back then, it was word on the street she was driving over at Pimpin' Bri screwing somebody driving Khaled's car.

Somebody was hitting that. Somebody hitting that besides cow. I thought she was a virgin. She ain't eat no cooties, so she better go get some head from somewhere. Yeah, 'cause he don't eat no pussy. That's how I knew he liked booty.

But eating every damn thing. He eat ass, but he don't eat no pussy. Eating ice cream, burgers, schoolies, octopus, pigs.

Everything else. Shit that kill you.

Piggies, pig knuckles, ham, turkey, chicken, fucking fish, bitch cow, mad cow.

And you ain't going to eat no cooter.

Oh, your fat ass.

He said pussy is not a meal.

Maybe lose some weight and eat some cooter.

Right. It's a lot less calories. Self-cleansing. Helps to detox the blood.

No carbs.

Burnt.

Right.

Nigga said he'll eat everything else, bitch. He'll eat cancer, bitch. He ain't no pussy. Oh my God. Listen.

That is too much, Tasha.

I love it when you read.

They ain't gonna like me after this.

I love it when you read. Oh my God.

But I'm telling the truth.

Where the fuck all these—

where they at? Why are not— why are they not here to support their friend? Why are they not there?

And their friend was responsible for putting them on with Ciroc boys, washing the nigga cars, made a lot of money off of Diddy, everything.

Like, boy.

And they can't help post the bail.

At least go take them some french fries to the cell.

I want some more baby oil, bitch.

No wet ones, Meek.

Listen, Meek want to know, he was like, why does everybody keep saying that? Did it get— they was dressed alike.

I like Meek, but they was dressed alike though. I saw that.

What was—

girl, why is all this stuff coming out like this?

I'm trying to ask you because you was in the circle.

Yeah, but shit, I wasn't in it like that.

I was being thrown around in the motherfucking circle, tossed around in the circle.

They were trying to get rid of me. Put me here, put me there, put me here.

I'm like, your baby daddy was right there.

Girl, listen, I'm glad I got some other entertainment because honey, I'm having fun doing this shit. I am. I am.

It is getting worse. I'll never forget when you called me. I was in Africa. You said you was writing a book. Where's the fucking book, Tia?

Okay, so right now I'm trying to find me a publishing company.

Fuck that, you got Amazon. It's a publishing company. Amazon's a publisher. You come on a platform like this, you unveil that book, you go around and do your— you going to fucking make more money than you will ever make under a publisher.

See, you teaching me stuff. I'm learning.

Yeah. You just write the book, put the COVID out. Amazon will self-publish that shit and send it out. They will print it on demand. You don't have to print a bunch of copies. You upload it. They'll say, do you want hard copy? Do you want PDF? What do you want? And every time somebody pay for it, they'll send it out or make it available for download. And then they'll send you your money. Yeah. You Tia fucking Kemp. You Tia K, bitch.

I think I'm going to do it because, girl, they at me. I'm going to be honest.

I need that fucking book. You had me in Africa doing Christmas. This was right around when Kevin Hart filed his lawsuit against me, bitch. He said I was extorting him, right? I'm on the phone with you. You going to fuck— You was like, bitch, I got this book coming. This was before you even hit the internet. 'Cause you had took a break off the internet for a while.

And then the shit came back about with the bullshit with him. You know, my son was trying to choose a college to go to, so.

And he was even fucking with you, fucking with your money.

Y'all know, y'all saw him at all of the football games while he was in high school and stuff. Everything was just good. It was cordial. You know, it was just respectable. And when you don't do what he says or you not, he's not in control. It's ugly. It's ugly. It's not— he's not a nice person, you know. He portrayed to be, but he talks very bad about you. He belittles you. He tried to lower your self-esteem, like, as if he's this model, you know. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, magazine cover, you know. Like, he just—

do you feel like he's got— because I remember he used to be on drugs real bad, to the point where he was having seizures at one point, right?

I think he was taking a methazine or whatever.

Okay, the lean and stuff. Was he nicer then when he was on the drugs as opposed to now that he's off the drugs? Do you feel like it fucked up his brain and he got a short fuse?

No, I don't think it changed. I don't think, I think it's been, honestly, I've seen some of this side of him before the fame, but we all know money changes people. And then once you start accessing the things that you would never able to access, especially women, it pushes your ego to a different level. You know what I'm saying? So you just gain this sense of like you're just that. You forget where you come from. You forget how you met people. You forget the people that's loyal in your corner and you just, you're out of control. And I think that's what's going on.

Because it's like, I noticed the cockiness in him, like, after he got off, like, the drugs and stuff and cleaned himself up.

I don't know, it's been there. Y'all know Will been a bully. What you mean the cockiness?

Well, he ain't too bully because he ain't stepped to 50 Cent yet. And I saw him out there in Canada when he act like he was gonna, like, buff up. He had his titties in the, in the cracker face.

You see how he was running on the side?

To a bus stop.

They knocked this DJ out, they knocked this other nigga out, they knocked the other—

I'm like, well, guys, I need that video inserted in here as we talking real time. You mark this timestamp and you put that fucking video. Ross was titty to titty with that cracker. When he saw them come up and they start like fucking showing love for like Drake and them, He got his ass back in the car, left his only bodyguard. Now, how you gonna go get a fat, out-of-shape bodyguard just like you? How? Your body should be able to do it.

I was disturbed about that. I was.

Why?

No, because if that was Will, can you imagine what would have happened to him?

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Like, he could have had a seizure or anything if he was beating his head and kicked constantly like that. So, and then I blame the team.

Did he fire the bodyguard? I hope so.

It looks like he got the African guy back around him right now. And who he had prior in his career. But I don't think, I haven't seen him with him since that.

He fired that fucking man.

He would've had the motherfucker go too.

Get your big black ass out of here. You can't be fat like that. I'm gonna be honest.

I blame the whole team. Because once something start escalating, get the artist out of there.

You ain't supposed to say that. They supposed to get you out.

Get you out. I don't give a fuck how big and bad the artist is.

I'm shocked that they even got this close.

He could be Mayweather and could knock anybody out, but you gotta get him out of there.

They was this close. That was already a breach of security.

Exactly.

Seriously, you want to talk shit, talk shit from the car. We got it from here. And besides, they were outnumbered. They should have just put him in the car anyway.

Exactly. You're not even in the US.

But I mean, does that scare you though? Because that's your child's daddy.

It does, but you know, you don't want him to die, do you? I don't.

Okay.

I don't.

Even though you say he tried to put a hit out on you?

Girl, we gonna go there.

So what happened?

If you want to put a hit out on somebody around me, that means if I'm affiliated with them, I could get it too if I'm around them. So I don't know, you know, it's just word got on the street that somebody ran off with his money that he had put on your head. Well, somebody around me, and that's what I'm running with because I know it's true. You know, it got back to us by some reputable, um, people, and I know it's true.

Was this recent?

Yes, it was just this year, just a month.

So you're a good baby mama. I would have had the feds involved.

Oh, I ain't got to do that. You know, I'm prayed up. I'm gonna be honest, I'm covered by the blood of Jesus, and I feel like this when it's your time, it's your time. And we all know it's his time, you know, it's his time of the fall of his empire. And I hate to say it, I did not wish this on him, I don't wish it on him, but when you deprive your child and your children— because he's not only doing it to mine, you know that, you know all of the other babies. How many babies he got?

He got a lot. I just, I just unveiled two last year.

Yeah, you did.

I did unveil.

That's why that girl look like a stripper.

That's why he don't like my ass every time. Yeah, because— and you know who else don't like me? Pretty V. Pretty V.

I said, bitch, listen, you know what he always tell me?

What's up?

He always said she was a bottle girl, like he— like he didn't screw her or something. Was they really screwing?

Because I was like, you know, like he tell me she was— not only was he screwing her, once he was done screwing her, she would go promote his chicken wings.

But I heard she was throwing them in the garbage at one point, but now they're like—

she— after he had this— after he had dumped her for the crazy girl, the one that you cussed out. Remember the, the real pretty one? The one that you cussed out?

Tweety Bird made the Tweety Bird tacos.

And then she got dumped too, and now she, she was like, whatever they had is not what we have. I remember that you got on the internet and, bitch, you peeled back.

She kept talking about child support. And all this stuff. I already knew who she was throwing the subs at. Baby, don't throw your subs. Come on with the whole motherfucking tray— lettuce, tomato, olive vinegar, salt and pepper, the salami, the fucking provolone cheese, and the motherfucking wheat bread. Bitch, bring your ass on over here. Hold on, throw no subs, bitch, cause I eat them. I do. That's about to motherfucking play with—

how do you stay so in shape? All you do is drag people about food. All you do is talk about food, bitch, and you are so shape?

I'm gonna be honest, I think it's genetics.

You so pretty though.

Like, genetics. And then I do work out. I'm mindful of what I eat.

For real?

I cook because I got sons. And then I'll be fucking with these old big back, gritty ass, dusty ass niggas.

You know, like Boss Man D-Lo.

Girl, I ain't never fucked with that.

You know what, Tasha?

Now you, you know what? I heard you like to flip the script on motherfuckers. Please don't do me like that, girl. You know I don't like no shrimp dicks. Well, I used to.

Who got a shrimp dick in it? That's what they be saying. Girl, you ain't see that shrimp dick? I saw Bossman D'Lo dick. At first I thought it was Ross' dick when you put it out. And then I was like, oh my God, because you know they shaped the same.

Ross' dick a little bigger than that.

Because they shaped the same. Him and Bossman, they got the same body, right? So obviously Will got some good dick though. You kept going back. Head. Oh, he eat good pussy.

He know how to work the little thing.

For real?

I'm gonna be honest, he do.

So he eat good pussy? Unlike DJ Khaled, who said he ain't eat no pussy, he don't never eat no pussy.

Diddy might've taught him that.

Oh.

Let me stop.

And out.

But did he do it? You think he gonna get out, Tasha? No, I don't think so.

When you fucking— okay, if he do get out of it, to be on appeal like Bill Cosby, because public opinion— who you gonna— what jury are you going to find that don't know about Diddy?

And they say he's taking it to trial, he's not pleading out.

That is the worst thing he could do. I would plead it out and appeal it.

And I'm gonna be honest, I don't think all of these lawsuits are truthful, you know, like it's just impossible to have 3,000-something people suing you. 9-year-olds. Like, I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt.

I said I was gonna sue Diddy for $4 million.

I'm pretty sure. Well, you choke me out, I'd have peed on myself and tried to eat it too. My daughter plenty nice, and you know I'm not lying. Should I go get me a bag, Tasha?

I heard—

girl, is it true? Let's get on that. I heard there's some lawsuits coming out by them too. Did you hear that, girl?

It's probably from damn baby mamas. He done randomly got pregnant and shit, you know.

Alexa Lee.

Alexa. Alexa. No, I mean, I heard that it was just dealing with the Diddy— like, they're gonna entangle him with the Diddy stuff because he was obviously at the parties and stuff too.

Because Wack 100 just said something about somebody got their pussy taken from Houston.

That nigga said—

no, I don't know.

No, like that, because that nigga That nigga lied on my pussy. He said that he fucked me. When I tell you the internet dragged him so fucking bad.

This nigga ain't never met me. I can't even see you.

That's why the internet dragged him. I said, you should have came with something harder. The internet know me better than they know you, because they know that I would have put your fat ass out on the internet. This nigga got the nerve to come try to fuck me and ain't got no good dick. Bitch, I would have put that shit up.

Easy balls, peasy chest.

They dragged him So, girl, I bet you so mad. I was eating his ass up. He was riding past my fucking, uh, business here trying to scare me because I was dragging his ass. His girlfriend, who he was cheating on his wife with, sent me pictures of him. Yes, ass up, ass up, and said that she was planning that nigga ass. Whack 100. So I did the interview with her. He gonna get mad and try to flip it on me, talking about the only reason I'm putting out pictures of his ass is because He fucked me.

Tasha, what's with these niggas tooting they ass up?

They all like they ass played with, bruh.

Yeah, what's going on?

I don't know, man. It'd be funky back there.

You, first of all, they wasn't like this years ago. What's going on?

Maybe they was. They was. They had—

No, this was not going. This some new shit. Like, I'm gonna be honest, I've never— like, just this past couple years, I've never— and I'll be 48 years old this month. You do not look 48.

I wouldn't. Google say you 37.

Girl, I'm born in 1970. Ron would want to see my birth certificate. Jackson Memorial Hospital.

They need to stop playing with me. Go ahead, go ahead.

But it's just like, we was not hearing men ask for these type of sexual fetishes years ago.

They're hypersexual.

Yes, it's sad.

They having too much sex. They're getting bored.

And they getting sassy as fuck too. Like they getting these attitudes. That shit starting to Girl, yeah, they turning into the women. Take me to Africa. Let me go find me somebody.

Man, listen, they don't argue. My husband don't argue. I be arguing at the wall.

You cooking stuff with palm butter?

Huh?

I know you are. The palm butter is so good, isn't it?

My husband be waiting on me to cook. He don't want nobody else fucking with that shit.

That shit be good, girl. What is that shit they make every like New Year's and Christmas with the crab leg, okra, and all that stuff?

Oh, the okra soup.

It's okra soup.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My favorite restaurant is in Atlanta, Ike's Cafe. They got the best okra soup in Atlanta. Ike's Cafe. All the celebrities and shit. Absolutely.

That's why, you know, I like African food.

I like all— look, I like all cultures. I love— but I love Black men.

Me too.

But then the Black men, they was just, you know, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a hard worker. I'm very disciplined. Yeah. And I just don't like no soft— and you're an alpha woman, so yeah, I don't like no soft nigga, you know what I'm saying? Like, my husband ain't gonna go back and forth with me in no conversation.

What he say is what he say. That's right.

That's it.

It's over. And if you won, you won. He has no reason to battle with you.

Yeah. And they ain't sliding across no stage.

Happy wife, happy freaking life. I mean, what part are they going to understand of this? They don't.

They don't. You were married before, weren't you?

Yes.

Weren't you married to an African yourself?

No, I wasn't married to an African, but I've dated one.

Oh.

And he was very of status.

Ooh, was he a president or something, child?

He was a famous soccer player. Ooh. And, and, uh.

I mean, he was in shape.

Yeah, he was a famous soccer player and, um, he became the president of Liberia about 8 years ago.

Now you know they finna Google. Bitch, they finna Google.

I don't care. So what? He still acknowledged me.

We're cool.

His birthday was just a couple days ago. Happy birthday, boo.

Ain't he married now? Who cares?

He was married then. She was somewhere else, and I was being her.

Tia, not you was a mistress?

Whatever you want to call it, honey. They was separated. She was not in the house with him. I was in his house.

No, they do. They are allowed to have multiple wives and shit.

Yeah, and I didn't mind that. I was fresh out of, you know, baby daddy drama. And honey, he came and set my life free. That's who paid for the child support lawyer.

for— Wait, wait a minute.

Girl, I won't sit here and lie to you, girl.

So your Liberian president paid for your child support lawyer—

He wasn't a president at the time.

Well, soccer player.

Yes.

To go after Will, Rick Ross.

After he paid for my— I caught a criminal case with Ross' oldest daughter baby mom.

You fought her?

Yeah, she came onto a development where I stayed at, and I was so happy to leave and to go and pick up my two oldest sons from school and saw her. And the person and ran my truck into the car and got out and fought them. And I was arrested on a property that I lived on because they say I left little Will in the car seat in the truck. That's child neglect with no intent to harm and battery, blah, blah, blah.

But that's normal in Florida when you get out of the car to whoop somebody's ass.

Yeah. So I caught a criminal case.

What, you going to take the baby out the car while you fighting? Exactly.

But unfortunately, I caught a criminal case. I had 3 felonies and I was facing 2 years in prison because it was in Broward County. Clerk of courts. But I was acquitted by a jury. Um, Ross sent his mom, sister, and, you know, to defend her on my trial. I had a 7-day trial. And, um, my African friend, the one paid for my attorney, we spent like almost $12,000 on that attorney. So once that case was over with, when I won that trial, that attorney advised me to get a family attorney and put him on child support because she saw the support from his side coming to court to try to send me to prison because they had filed for primary custody of my baby, like twice during that trial. I meant during that criminal case.

Who was going to raise the baby?

Thank you. And his career had just went off. So I guess his mom thought that grandmothers had rights in the state of Florida. And you know that grandmothers don't have any rights in the state of Florida.

No, not at all.

You see the phone call I just got from my son, baby mama, just a few minutes ago.

I'm like, okay, girl, bye. All right, on to the next. I can't see her today. So you must have whooped that baby mama ass pretty much. Of course. Was it the one that sued 50 Cent?

Which baby mama? Yes. And now she broke. Girl, you know I did. You know I beat her motherfucking ass. And how about this, child? Now remember he was going around all on the internet calling me, my mom, calling my mama a crackhead and all of that. And my mom on drugs. You know he was projecting that. On my mother and my family. And I said this on Carisha's show. How about her mother just died from an OD of fentanyl and drugs last month? She couldn't even bury her mama.

What happened to the money that she got from 50?

Girl, that shit been gone.

Where you been, Tasha? She's not into God now.

She into God. She godly now. Remember how, girl, big mouth and arrogant she was? Rich bitch, this and that, granny gang this and that, was everything in the book.

No, she ain't went through that 5— it was like $7 million. She didn't go through that that fast.

She didn't get the $7 million because he filed that bankruptcy. She got like, I think she got like almost $2 million, but that's still a lot of money from a girl from the hood, for a girl from here.

And she didn't start no business or nothing with that shit.

Hair boutique, clothes. Who do that with that kind of money? Girl, go buy—

if you ain't Chinese, you ain't got no business owning no goddamn hair boutique. You can't fucking know. You should open up Wingstop.

But they helped us spin up all that money anyway.

So her mama there?

No, him. She was booking him for $50,000 and $70,000 at King of Diamonds.

Wait a minute, hold up. Wait a minute. Fuck you.

Yes, Tasha, her own baby daddy. You paying him to come to King of Diamonds to perform? And that shit fold. You don't make no money. Like, you thought I would have paid him some money? Nigga, you gonna pull up for this pussy? I ain't got shit for you.

Baby mama, she had them. The one that took 50 Cent, got $2 million, about $2 million for 50 Cent, went and spent the money and tricked off back on Rick Ross to come help her make some money.

Diamonds one, she was booking all the time. She booked Cash Doll one time. At one of them clubs. She, girl, she thought she was on top. I don't know what she was thinking. She thought she was Lil' Kim or some shit about Foxy Brown. You don't remember? And they was all on Jits calling me broke and because I was on somebody 9 to 5.

I remember that. Yeah, yeah, you remember.

Y'all remember. Stop acting like y'all don't remember.

But it was so long ago. It's coming back to me.

Yeah, yeah, almost 10 years ago.

Yeah. Famous.

9 years ago. Exactly. Yep.

Nicole.

Yep. And T-Tinders, whatever her name was.

She's still alive too. She's still going.

She is, because I heard her nigga used to beat her down. I ain't like her like that.

Not the blogs getting blowed though. Not the blogs getting blowed.

She called herself trying to go for me one time. Liv, that was her name.

Yeah. Oh, T-Tinders. Yeah, that bitch still around. Yeah, the one that Jay-Z didn't want.

The one that I was like, girl, I don't take ass whooping from niggas. Oh no, I give the ass whooping.

She's still with that nigga though. She's still with that nigga.

That other little blog.

She called herself trying to come for me one time. I said, bitch, this is not what you want. This is not what you want. No, I'm just saying, bitch, I played a long game.

I ain't gonna lie, you taking over.

I played a long game.

Girl, I be up in the middle of the night.

I be like, oh my. Look, I played a long game, bitch. I'm like, listen, I ain't gonna come home, but when I do come home, don't, don't try to run down to the courthouse like everybody else do. Everybody want to run to the court on me. Oh, she won't stop, she won't do this, she won't do that. Why they think that? Because I take my time.

I hate that for you because let me tell you something, that's when you know it's the truth, girl. You see how Ross and his sister was trying to send me fake cease and desist. Yeah, with headers of attorneys who's been suspended from the bar, disbarred for years, like trying to scare me up.

Yeah, several times attorneys text me. Claudia Jordan had her attorney text me a cease and desist. I told that shit, fuck you.

Wow, they don't like the truth.

No, they don't. Fuck you. Now, oh, I, I wasn't around Diddy. I wasn't this, I wasn't that. Now, oh yes, I was the girl they called first, Claudia Jordan. I was this, I was that bitch. Which was it?

Was you in our video or not? She been in and out the industry.

That's why ain't nobody fucking married her in this street.

Like, when she gonna have a baby? At least one. Ooh, that's sad.

You know why they ain't got no motherfucking babies?

Corroded. Damn. I ain't trying to pick at the ones that ain't have none. Yeah, it gotta be gangrene or something down there. You can't, you can't, listen.

They done chopped that doctor off. Clarissa called her Chlamydia Claudia. And she tried to—

oh yeah, because they went— I seen they went through something at the Jason Lee Impact thing. Yeah.

What happened? Because I asked Clarissa, I said, Clarissa, did you get put out of this goddamn, uh, this show?

What Clarissa was telling me, but I know they had some kind of disagreement and she said they did chop it up or whatever.

But yeah, because Claudia gonna come and apologize.

It was flipped.

I know it was Claudia apologizing. Oh my God, girl, I don't know what the issue is.

I don't know what the issue shoe is.

Yeah, but they say they— that's what they say. Everybody done—

done chlamydia.

Claudia, that's what— that's what Clarissa said. That's what Blueface mama said. And she said, girl, you ain't going back in the day. Yeah, I don't know where that girl coochie been. All I know is her last boyfriend, she told me personally, don't tell nobody, but he's not attracted to me. He said he's not sexually attracted.

Oh yeah, when she was on some show. Yeah, yeah.

But she said they had been broke up even though they went on.

That's kind of hurtful though. Can you imagine like a man just rejected you?

But she's the number one, the number one video girl. She's the girl that everybody wanted. I'm like, but don't nobody claim you right now in her entire group.

Girl, not Miss Deal or No Deal.

Yes, honey. She can't even pull a cracker.

She should be on, uh, Trump campaign right now.

She can't even pull a cracker. Uh, You supposed to have a white man. I don't have one of them. She can't even pull a cracker. Now that's sad when you can't pull a guy. Girl, you, you— us Florida girls going to have to teach her something, cuz if you can't pull a cracker, bitch, you done.

You washed.

You done.

Yeah, you done. Talking about washing machine, dryer, what they call it. You're not even a Whirlpool or a GE, bitch, or LG, bitch. You are Fridge or there? Your wash, stackable washer and dryer, bitch.

Read, Tia K. Read, bitch. Where you going on a comedy tour, bitch?

Girl, you got to set me up, girl. Y'all got to line me up. I don't know how this go. I'm just—

You write your motherfucking material. I'll put you in charge.

They telling me I don't got to write. They telling me I'm just funny naturally. Just go up there and talk about everyday shit.

But you still got to write. You got to make a structure.

Girl that's a comedian right now. Yeah, shout out to the stand-up chick. She's from Dade County.

Yeah, no, I heard about her. Shout out, she doing her thing.

Oh yeah, yeah, she's doing her thing.

Shout out to her. Okay, cool. Black women that come, like, you are funny as fuck.

Love about you and every— all of the Black women that's stepping out into the comedy scene is that it's so hard for women to stay afloat in this comedy industry. So For y'all to be doing y'all thing and on tour, and like you say, you are the main person on your tour. You have nobody else, and you going, you selling out, you doing your shit from city to city. Yeah, that's big, Tasha. It's major.

We're just trying, baby. Like, it's always been my first passion and first love. So I wouldn't say that because, girl, you seem like a G.

You don't seem like she be funnier than your ass, bitch. You be like, you be like—

it was one of them shits I saw when you had to throw hands. I was like, oh, hold on now, this bitch been in the gym in Miami. Oh yeah, I've been trying to tell him to leave me the fuck alone. Rap too tight. I was like, y'all fucked up. She was over there, bitch. Them niggas, I was like, y'all come at me if you fucking want to, bitch.

I seen that, Tasha.

I was like, oh my God. And I tried, because I know they always run to the court or the police on me, girl.

That's the first thing they gonna do.

Fat Joe fat ass called for the arrest of me. He said they need to arrest Tasha K.

Fat Joe the rapper?

Fat Joe. Fat Joe the rapper said they need to arrest me.

For what type of shit?

Bitch talking shit. Where were you?

Not Fat Joe.

Yes, he got mad because I had to—

With that high implants, girl, that ain't even Beijing. You see he done went to the people.

He got mad because I put out his little, you know, he got a little, his little rap princess, Remy, and she was fucking that rotten tooth ass little Papoose 2.0. So that's what he got mad about. He got mad about that.

Is that true? She left him?

Yeah, yeah.

I was trying to help him.

And he went and got him a bitch that looked just like Remy too. The boxer?

Yeah, but I ain't gonna lie, I ain't mad at him because girl, I got all these young niggas in my DMs. Girl, you talking about they from— girl, they in the leagues, they in everything. I ain't mad at you, Remy.

You in your cougar stage.

Maybe panther stage.

Panther? Talk about it. Wow, Fox.

So talk about it. No, I'm gonna be honest, it's just that I'm gonna get me some get back shit I never had a whole phase. Okay, I could count like on one hand like how many relationships I've been in.

I've been in long relationships. Can you still have kids?

No, they tied up.

Okay, good. So then you can have a whole face.

And I ain't gonna be raw dogging like that.

This was a raw dog, no whole face.

Yeah, like, girl, pH balance down is off. Like, girl, I dealt with that, with that dirty dog, big back, raggedy bitch.

Girl, but is it true though that Clarissa— what fucking name— uh, Carisha You gonna let her ask you about fucking Ross last year? Did you fuck Ross last year?

Latasha, of course we was messing with each other up until December.

Up until December? And that's when you called me.

I was in Africa.

And you was like, bitch, I'm fucking right before.

Yeah, and my son, state championship game, I think it was December 19th or something like that. We was still like, we had just like started. We had, I had, we had had our disagreement maybe like a week prior to that, you know, as far as the choosing of his college. Because the official— the coaches were flying down and coming to his dad house over in, uh, Southwest Ranches.

Like, he didn't want to pay for it.

It wasn't even that. My child had full scholarship regardless, you know. He graduated from St. Thomas Aquinas. He got about 12 or 13, um, Division I offers. His freshman year, you know, playing high school football. So, you know, he had a choice to go wherever, but his father was trying to get him to go to a school called Alcorn, and Alcorn, and it's in Mississippi, like an hour and a half, 2 hours away from his mother. You get it? So it was just that he wanted the credit for— this is my opinion, I just feel like Will wanted the credit for everything that I've done, and he was not a 100% supportive parent in raising Lil Will. Yes, you sent the check, and that was forced. And people don't understand, I had to go for a modification almost, uh, 9 years and 10 years into our child support. You know, I didn't start getting big bucks until just about 7 years ago. You understand what I'm saying?

Been famous for a long time.

Exactly. But he was, he was falsifying, um, um, tax returns. My judge had to get a forensic accountant to get on the case, and that's when we settled. You know, we had a mediation.

Because he didn't want that shit to come out.

Exactly.

Because he got a lot of baby mamas that could have came forward.

And then after we settled, maybe a year or two later, that's when the girl went and put him on child support. You know, and they did her so dirty. You know, I feel bad for her.

She got 3 kids by him, don't she?

Yeah.

Yeah, I know. I've been asking her to come do an interview. She just so sweet. She don't like the—

Yeah, but I'm going to be honest. She laughed at me at the beginning, you know. With, she was all cool with his oldest daughter mom and all that and whatever. And when she was over there in the house, in the Holyfield house with him, she wasn't being like the, the whatever. If you, I feel like this, if you in that hot seat, and I'm considering the hot seat is this, as his girlfriend, whatever. Because if I was in that position, I'll be like, hey man, we don't need this on the internet. You need to get your child.

So she was laughing at you?

Oh yeah.

She was being a mean girl.

Of course. But now I'm hearing that she's not like that. She's you know, blah, blah, blah.

Maybe she has changed because she was best friends with my stepsister Glo, who got a baby by Joc, who I exposed. So that bitch is a piece of shit. So if she was around her at the time.

Yeah, because they were around the way, girls. You know how Will met that girl. Yeah, that girl didn't look like the way she look now. You know, she's probably cleaned herself up right now and stuff like that.

But I need to get some Casamigos.

Let's take a shot.

Bring me the cups.

You know I'm telling the truth.

I ain't lying.

I ain't hating on nobody. I'm just being honest. I inspired her to be a realtor. And you know, now she's—

Yeah, because you are a realtor yourself. I've been a realtor for about 12 years now. And she's ex-military.

But I've always did property management. You know, I never cared to sell a house.

But a lot of people did, you know. They— Let me be quiet.

Girl, during the pandemic, they all got them damn license online. Somebody took them tests for them. They ain't gonna sit down.

Nursing schools too on the side. I know, we need cups.

Yeah, shots.

Listen, we ain't got no daily on though. But listen, why you ain't ask Carisha on her own show? Was she still fucking Diddy on the side? Because I saw the pictures on the FISTA. She was hugged up on that nigga.

Yeah, when?

This was probably like 3 months ago when she was last—

Don't make me call and ask her that, girl.

Yeah, girl, she trying to be innocent.

I'm gonna be honest. This is what I think. I don't think they really dealing with each other like that. I think he put her in a position to, you know, elevate where she can't say anything bad about him. And I'm gonna be honest, Caresha is from Dade County. I know we all saw the tape with Cassie. That was the past and everything. But this just my opinion.

Okay.

I don't think Caresha was being abused by him. I'm not going to say she might have not engaged in no freaky stuff. You know what I'm saying?

I got contacted by one of the male sex workers, the sex slaves, right? Who is a part of the case. He's defending Cassie because he was a sex worker to Cassie as well too. He was Cassie's main guy that would come in and fuck.

Like that one that's locked up because he was a sex worker too.

Yeah, that he would come fuck Cassie and Diddy would jack off. So yeah, it was a couple of them. He said that Diddy called him. To come fuck Young Miami so he could get off.

Tasha, I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, but girl, I'm waiting.

So either she— I think honestly she's just like Diddy. She's just like a female version. Because like when she was online cussing out Gina, you know what I'm saying, Diddy's Asian bitch, and she was like, bitch, you would eat her. If I wanted you eating my pussy, he would have had you on my knees. I was like, girl, my baby daddy done threatened me to—

he gonna have a bitch at home and house waiting on me when I come there to eat my pussy. I'm like, bitch, you already know it's gonna be shots going off, baby. Police gonna be right there.

Because they say all these women in the industry don't have like threesomes with their men and shit.

I've never had a threesome in my life, and I would admit to it, you know. I don't have a problem with invalidating my reality.

Is that why y'all had broke up a lot? It was because he—

maybe because I'm not with the shit. And I've heard that he's had several women living in one of his houses in Atlanta at one time, you know, like 3 or 4 women. Yeah, that girl who got them 3 children from, I heard during the time they were messing with each other, there was, uh, there was several women living in the house together. Is that true?

Wait a minute, you say you know somebody friends with him?

Jock, something, something.

Won't you find out, Tasha?

You get all the tea.

Thank you so much. Jock got a baby with her best friend.

Dude, listen, and don't he got about 20 children?

He got a lot of kids, a lot. Yeah, okay, just had his recent one with my stepsister. I said, how you gonna have a baby with my stepsister, bitch, and get mad when I put it out and gonna call me a liar?

Why they do that to themselves?

No, man.

And that's the thing, I don't see why these women, they, they jeopardizing their livelihood to go through these things for a lifetime because they don't understand.

Cheers.

Salud.

Yes. Salud.

Yeah. We're going to be connecting again because I'm coming to one of them shows, Tasha. I'm pushing up on you, girl.

Oh, the winos going to love that. I'm going to just sit out.

I definitely want to come to that New Year's.

They didn't come to see me no more. Like, she got it.

Yeah. I got to come. I'm serious.

No, they fucking love you. Seriously. I'm going to get with you.

We're going to discuss something. I got you, sis.

I got you.

Don't forget.

Yeah, they will love that shit.

Okay?

What you talking about?

You doing your thing.

No, you raw.

And you real, you're not biased like I told you before the interview.

Thank you, I appreciate it. I'm glad that you see the brand for what it is. I'm a real bitch from Florida. Ain't nobody taking sides around here. Only side I take is my nigga's side.

That's right.

Even if he did do it. Even if he did fuck the bitch and the bitch came to my house.

That's right. I'mma talk about it, bitch.

I'mma talk about it, bitch. But I'm still here on whatever. That nigga still in the house. That nigga in the house. Watching the kids, bitch.

Dinner ready and my motherfucking water, my bath water, uh, tub warm when I get there, bitch.

I'm an old school Southern bitch. I'm not cussing my nigga out in public if we together. Now, if we not together, then I'mma William his ass the way you be doing it.

Damn right, because y'all know y'all ain't hear from me when I was—

No, you did. That's why I was just like, being treated respectable.

It just is, girl.

It's—

oh my God.

What's in the book? Because I heard it was some gay shit in your book, child.

Girl, ain't no book yet.

Why you keep talking about what's in the book? What's in the book? You trying to speak to me? What's in the bushes here?

Girl, if I get all the accurate tea, you know that shit going in there. I ain't holding no bars back, girl. I'm like you. I don't give a fuck.

So you think your baby daddy was over there at them sex parties? You think he on them tapes for real?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, Jesus.

I do, Will. I do. I don't put nothing past you.

He did buy a little house between Diddy house and DJ Khaled house. It was a little house on Star Island.

And girl, this the thing. Yeah, I should go to my DMs. Oh, I want my phone right now.

Bring her phone, bring her phone.

I'm gonna go to my DMs because you know he blocked me, but I still could go to all this stuff I screenshotted. Girl, how about he was saying, oh, I can't wait, then they lock that nigga up, I'ma buy his shit. I'm gonna show you all the messages where he used to be talking about all his niggas.

He said he can't wait till they lock Diddy up, locked up, so he could buy his house. That's real fucking 2 Face.

Girl, he talked about him like a dog. He talked about all the receipts.

Yeah, she got two phones.

Look, girl, I'mma trap her, dapper her.

I love it, I love it. Okay, I ain't gonna love you, girl, all the way back to November. Oh my God, what didn't he like about Diddy though?

He didn't like nobody. Um, Tasha?

He a hater, nigga. We gonna get her to scoot. She gonna scoot up, y'all. They telling me to put you in front of the mic. She getting the receipts. Give us some time.

My bad.

They don't want to miss shit. Look, we on Casamigos and y'all. Listen, I'm talking about Tia K, Tasha K.

But Tasha, let's get on this, girl. I heard they wanted you on the Auntie's podcast.

They did.

Is that true?

Yes, they called me.

Tasha, you lying.

They did.

Why you ain't come?

Tokyo Toni, look at you being messy. Look at you being messy, girl. I'm just asking, girl. You know I'm inquisitive.

We can't have this whole session on me. I'd be liking to know too. I do my therapist like this. She want to know about me for 30 minutes and I ask 10 minutes. Yeah, tell me something about your therapist.

Yes, so let me call and was like, I personally want you you as a fourth host. And I said, who's the host? And when he said, I would have been fine with Carlissa, I would have been fine with you, but Tokyo Toni, it wouldn't have been a host section because I truly would have went upside that bitch head. And I don't fight unless I have to. But y'all was just way too patient for her.

Because we were already warned before the filming of the show, you know, of her antics. So And me personally, I can't speak for anyone else. You know, I could do whatever I want to do from my cell phones. This is my platform, my Instagrams, my TikTok. I could act a donkey, a dumb as a plum if I want. But once I signed that contract with Zeus, I knew that I had to come in and present myself as a professional and do the job that they hired me for. They didn't hire me to fight anybody. 'Cause if they did, they would've had to give me a few million dollars.

No, me and Tokyo got it. Our history.

So that's what I'm saying. I didn't know, I didn't know.

It ain't like, it ain't like that. Me and Tokyo, our history go back to 2015. It's been— that's been—

so it would have been a complicated—

that's 9 years.

You would have been so good on that. We needed that, like, yeah, we needed that balance.

They just wanted to— and I would have structured it, but I just do not have patience for fuckery and buffoonery. You a Black woman sitting there spreading your legs, playing with your pussy and shit, sexualizing, talking about like, come on now, like It's not even degrading. You gotta do all of that for what? Like, Tokyo has a personality that will sell regardless.

I said that, and I'm gonna be honest, I've already let them know that, you know, if there's a season 2, I'm not willing to work around her. If they're willing to get another host, yeah, then that's fine.

Because now, let me— I'll do it if it's just Carlissa and if it's just Tia. I'll do it. I, I promise you, I'll keep my word. I'll do it. But Tokyo, you wouldn't have got no filming done. 'Cause I would've been like, I'm not about to work like this. I'm not about to do it. And my patience is very thin. Like, especially when we here to work and we know viewers are coming to like really wanna—

And people think that you have to turn up to sell and all of that ignorance and things like of that nature. But I'm gonna be honest. He saw opportunity. Lemmy is a great guy. You know, I have no hard feelings with him, but he saw opportunity. He ran with it. He went with what the fans were asking for as far as in the comments and TikTok, because they were saying it for months. Tia, Tokyo Toni, and blah, blah, blah. They were saying other names, you know. But long story short, the experience was great for me. But after experiencing it, I just can't see myself doing—

You'll do it if he call me? Of course. Girl, you know you'll do it. We'll get to the bottom. Girl, you get to the bottom of shit. Wait, listen. Please. Hey, what, girl?

Let me get to this shit.

Hold on, wait, because I had now motherfucker.

That's what I like.

Now, what we not gonna do? You're not gonna sit here, you bought your business, you know what I'm saying?

Like, people don't understand. Okay, here we go.

Okay, so Rick Ross talking shit about Diddy, not his best friend.

Now look, look at all this.

You see?

Oh, what is that, girl? Now you see the dates. I'm going to the dates. Hopefully you scroll, you don't see no coup d'état.

20s. I really don't want to see Tia pussy today.

Let me get to the 23rd. Okay, guys, you see where I went back to?

Yes.

So around this time— well, this is October, but September, okay, gotcha. So this was the—

I can't believe he talking shit about Diddy. I thought he was on their side. Drake wasn't lying when he said he was 2 Fades.

So you see where he was at every game.

Yeah, you see.

Okay, you got on my son rings that I normally wear.

Okay.

He'll call and say, bring them to the house.

Look at your real hair, don't care, Tia.

No, that was a sew-in. That's, that's—

it's pretty though.

Everybody think it's my hair, but yeah, girl, my hair short like yours, and I'm about to go back.

Put the mic to you now. Put the mic to you. Oh, you can move it.

There you go.

There you go. Okay, cool.

Yeah, because they need to hit— but you see them with my baby, you see the month. Now I'm gonna go to all of the screens.

So y'all was on good terms?

Exactly.

Look like he was eating good, eating healthy. I'm cooking. You cooking and everything?

All that turkey meat, low turkey tacos.

How do you not gain wait, girl. I saw the menu on your counter and shit. Talking about for Easter.

And you see the date?

I see it. 73. But you see the date? Twinning it, twinning it. Okay, okay.

All right, let me get to the messages.

We got to get these messages. Would you like to see the receipts?

Let's go. I don't play, girl.

Exclusive.

He called himself blocking me, getting my page shut down. I got my page back.

Okay. And anytime that happened, hit me. I know somebody that met up.

Yeah, the car show. Oh, look at you!

Look at Real Florida.

Okay, you see what month it was, so you already know.

We were— now, why you looking for the messages? Did he really fuck Keisha Kaur?

I think so. I seen it with my own eyes when she was wearing that blue lipstick and mohawk and all that, when she came over there when Gucci was in jail and she came to pick him up from the house.

House. She came to pick up—

of course. Now you see this Mother's Day.

Yes, the lip is popping, Tia. Okay, okay, the lip is popping.

I see you, T.

All right. Oh, that's pretty. Oh, you got it on right now.

I see you. And that's his room. You know his house.

I know his house. Yes.

Now let me go on to the Okay, let's get them messages now. Hold up, let me get to it, honey. Okay, because I want you to see this. Y'all be thinking I'm lying. I'm not a liar. I don't have to lie. I had to take a picture of all of the screenshots of his messages so that you know how they delete— they go to deleting stuff.

I know.

And once he blocked me—

yeah.

That's right. Wait, they gotta have this glass.

I know, look, I got tequila. Let me see. Okay.

I love this for you, Tasha. I do.

Oh, I know. TK and TK. Yup.

I didn't even realize that.

All right.

Okay, I think this them right here.

All right, you got them?

Yo bitch ass. Will had my baby Jerry. Okay, this his friend. No, I was cussing out his, one of his friends stole my child. Y'all. Cuban Link.

Oh no.

And you see me cussing they ass, cussing him the fuck out. That's the guy came over.

You know how to cuss a motherfucker out.

I'm cussing them bitches out. But I'm trying to get these motherfucking DMs that I screenshot.

Yeah, come here and I'll be at an Asian snack. Y'all will rob me and my baby daddy and my sons for anything. Pull up, I'll call the police on anyone, even mine, if they silly where you at. My sons don't even clean shoes or lace them pussy. We registered.

Because that's their job. They lace all his Louis Vuitton sneakers and clean his shoes. Come to the house and clean.

Uh, lace my father Louis Vuitton sneakers, hoe. I got messages to prove you afraid of Ross. Now I'll show my sons your message. Get that dope out, Tommy House. Tell Short Leg—

that's where Mom—

you are so Florida, bitch. My Uncle Corey gonna holla at you, bitch.

Yeah, cuz my uncle was on that bitch nigga ass. I don't play with these niggas, girl. Tasha, you know I don't play with that bitch ass, girl.

I'm not playing with them.

Hell no, I'm not, girl. I'm trying to get to these motherfuckers. There go his other friend Sam Sneak. I go off on that. That's the DJ. I don't play with their ass, Tasha.

Yep, the Rogers. Yep.

Okay, but let me get to this fat bat bitch shit.

I can't believe he said that. That's why— oh yeah, he said he want to buy That's why he ain't stood up for Diddy. Was he jealous of Diddy or something?

He jealous of everybody, girl. He never liked Drake before all of the Drake beat. He used to be Drake beef. He used to be like, don't play none of that music around here.

Drake, we do need a new album. We need a singing album. Come on now, stop all that trap shit. We never saw you as a trap nigga anyway. All right, let's go.

I think this is it here.

Wait, I'm like, you be—

he's a nuisance. He's really a nuisance. And I just pray that he change his ways, you know, because it's—

y'all get back together this time?

Of course not, girl.

Really? This is it.

I'm gonna be honest, I don't— I despise him.

Really, Tasha?

My child graduated from high school. And that bastard didn't come to his high school graduation.

No way.

My child is in college right now and you haven't acknowledged the fact that, okay son, you did well. Okay Tia, here's your flowers, you did well too. Your daughter didn't graduate high school. Your oldest child didn't graduate high school. For— so for your second child to graduate high school, go to college, and play in college football, like why would you even—

he gonna regret that when he get a contract. Right? You know, he gonna be trying to claim him.

It always happens that way, you know. But it's just a sad situation, you know. My son has to go through all of this stuff all over again. It's just, it's, it's a headache, to be honest. It really is. It's just a headache.

We gonna get them receipts, you know.

Girl, yeah, I'm going to— girl, I got gazillion pictures and Thousands of pictures in here.

But you should have asked Carisha though, so you still fucking with Diddy? You know what?

I wish I could have asked this woman.

Because you know she can't lie now.

I think she could have opened up a little more when she did her interview with Santana.

Man, she should have had me sit down and do that shit. You know what I'm saying? Because that was so—

Yeah, it's like it's cute. If it's your friend. It's kind of biased, you know what I mean?

It's very biased.

It's not like what people would want.

Why you fucking with a city girl? Like, I'm not with him no more. Like, girl, what are the questions here? Let's get to the real shit. Why did you send that tweet? Why did you call Gina an eater? Were you instructing his hoes to eat your pussy? Was you a part of the orgy?

Have you interviewed her yet?

Not yet, girl. She's scared of me.

The Gina girl?

No, Gina I interviewed. Gina interviewed?

Oh yeah, you did. Yeah, I understand.

Gina was the first person to come out to say that Diddy beat her ass.

Yeah, I can understand Carisha.

Yeah, and Cassie warned her about them ass whoopings and she didn't listen to Cassie.

Where's the Gina girl from?

Vietnam, I think.

But does she live in Miami or—

No, she's from It's not Nevada.

Okay, here we go.

Okay, you got him? Okay, cool.

Okay, is the coach there yet? No, that's his sister messages. All right. If you want to see what started the bullshit with us, here's that bitch Renee. Of course I want to see. That big knuckle bitch sister of his who run everything. And girl, let me tell you how nasty she is.

What's up?

The girl who got the 3 children from him?

Yeah.

What's her name again?

I don't know. He got a lot of kids.

Brianna or something like that?

Oh yeah, Brianna.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay. The realist.

Ross' sister Renee. Sent the tow truck. Remember he gave her a G-Wagon to drive or something like that when she was like staying in the Holyfield house with him? I don't have any children. Renee's so wicked and nasty and evil, she sent the fucking tow truck to take the truck from that girl on Christmas Day and had a nerve to tell it to me like it was something funny and I'm supposed to be okay with. She was like, oh girl, you know, we said—

I'm like Hold on for a second. Yeah, I'm calling in saying your brother is a sadist and I refuse— I refuse to be humble about it. I've been very quiet. I'm over-delivered.

I need to date too.

Okay, it's December 12, 2023. Okay, I don't want to— I don't want ever— I don't want ever want to be in a space with him again. His energy is wicked. If that coach wanted to talk to and Lil Will will have to call him, call me and come to where we reside. I apologize for my actions, but I told— get down, okay— but I told you, you have to come here from the start because I— because we'll— the interview like to hurt my feelings. That's over.

The coach flew in town, like when my son was choosing a college, the coaches were flying in town.

Okay.

His daddy wanted the visits at his house, at the mansion. Mansion. See, he don't like people to know. At the time, we were staying in a townhouse, a 3-bedroom, 3-bath townhouse, like 7 minutes. Yeah, in Florida. Okay, in Florida, in Plantation, like about 6 minutes away from his mansion in Southwest Ranches. So, excuse me, once he knew that we were having official visits, he wanted the coaches to fly down and visit at his home every, every college coach that come down. He didn't want him to come to my house. Why? We live here. This is where your child live at. So you see the messages? Yeah, she was insisting on the coach coming to her brother house, right?

Yeah.

Okay, now finish reading these messages.

Hold on for a second.

From that big bad bitch Renee. I don't like that hoe. She's a lot of drama. She had a lot of shit. That's why he got all these motherfuckers cheering.

And she claimed she, uh, they paying them did, uh, all these, like, $10,000 a month.

She said she paying all these baby— they paying all these baby mamas $22,000 or $2,500 a month.

Yeah. And she gets like $2,000 for each of her— I think it's like a total of like $9,000 she get for 3 kids. I remember doing a story. I was like, ain't no fucking way.

They need to go back to court.

Ain't no fucking way.

Ain't no way a nigga got a Jetty Jet Jet and I'm getting— uh-uh, girl, that's weed money for him.

And just bought A house on Star Island. It was a little house, a little modular house, but he bought a house fixing it up.

Y'all better go back to court. Come on now, because I could go back too. Mine's in college, but the reason I won't go back, because they gonna want my financials and I'm making money right now. I'm stupid.

I'm all right.

Go do a modification, girls.

They ain't gonna do it.

I know, because they scared. You know what their problem is?

What's up?

They want to be seen on a jet. They want to be seen bomb. They want to— they want— they like validation.

Mm, that's deep.

A lot of people like this.

Saying Rick Ross is my baby daddy.

Exactly, exactly.

That shit, it makes them feel like they somebody.

It don't matter.

But who gonna fuck with— like, I don't know. And for Lil Will, he has a certified sports recruiting agent that will handle everything. He's too big to sit down with Alcorn. This is moment, let's make it that. So you're basically telling him you don't want him to go to that damn little college. You are welcome to anything far as meetings with the agent will come and you're like, I'm inviting them to be a part of things. Don't do— hold on for a second. If you see some cool to try, I ain't trying to look at no TK. Okay, Tia, that's why I get a phone back to you every time. Look, okay, see, I don't do pretty or kitty.

Lil Will told me he wants her big back ass responding to me, and you call me—

so this is Renee. Okay, Lil Will has 13 on his ACT. That's really good. You need a higher ACT to get in those programs. Make sure his recruiting agent knows that he should have been taking that since the 10th grade.

Listen to her mouth after that, girl.

You see how she recruited Lil Will? So she basically telling you his score is not high enough.

1300 is a reason, and she's trying to persuade me that my child could only get in that college. Bitch, no, you're not. First of all, my mama got— is an educator. She got degrees. My auntie got degrees. Them bitches got PhDs and shit.

Bitch, you can't—

ho, I ain't need you to get my child in no fucking college. She was trying to make it seem like I reached out to her for her help to get him into college. Bitch, his own work was gonna get him.

I don't give a fuck if it was a junior college.

Rick ain't paying for nothing.

Into his college education?

And that school is an HBCU right now. My child is going through— I don't mean to put y'all out there, but don't come in. But yeah, y'all power be off, hot water be off in here now. I'm trying to get some money up.

Drake, come help me get some money. We're gonna get your names on the—

in the locker room.

That's why this nigga don't like you. I'm being honest.

All y'all niggas out there, Ice Cube, all you bust-ass niggas out there with that money, come and get some money to these HBCU and let's get our names on the locker room. Y'all niggas want to help these white institutions and and they ain't doing nothing for us. Big Boy's son over there playing from OutKast. I see him at every game. I love you, Big Boy, salute to you. But I'm just trying to help the hell Wildcats get some money. Mary Bethune McLeod, whatever her name is, I'll be proud of us if we could help this Black college, this private college, get some money and get these kids where they don't be discouraged on trying to further their education and be something. Successful in life. You don't have too many kids wanting to go to college anymore, Tasha.

It's so empowering to hear you speak so eloquently while fucked up on tequila and wine. You just gave them—

Give me another shot, girl.

And why you ain't sipping, girl? You got me over here spilling all the tea.

But I'm waiting on you to ask me about these bitches and they niggas and shit. Do I need to go to the bathroom and take a pee real quick.

Go ahead, go ahead, I'll be right back. Come on. Hey, uh, let me get some more. You know I sip slow now because I'll be here for a while. Jazzie Faye, can you take, uh, Tia to the bathroom real quick?

Yeah, I gotta pee.

Let me— because then when you come back, I still need them receipts on him talking shit.

Oh, I'm gonna get all that up.

Oh, this phone or this one?

But give me a few minutes.

Even if we get them the next— when you get up out of here, we can still add them to the interview.

All that shit.

Girl, I don't play.

I like receipt.

Okay, cool. You ready? Okay, cool.

I set up my child support case in—

Nuh-uh.

Yes.

So your lawyer here? Oh shit.

No, the lawyer, he actually had a, um, a dream team for me.

Okay.

When we, uh, did our mediation, he had 3 attorneys against my one, and they settled so we didn't have to go to trial.

We—

that's good.

That's what's So he's a good attorney, a good attorney.

I had a female attorney.

She was a good—

yeah, she was a family attorney.

Okay. Yeah, there's a lot of lawyers in this building. Anything— they always saying hi to me when they see me.

Actually, like, by the courthouse she has her own office, but we settled it here. I think they had the mediation in this actual building. You know how to—

all right, come to the mic, cuz we need to hear that. Yeah, but, um, that's why the lawyers is always saying hi to me. It's a lot of lawyers in this building. They always making sure they introduce themselves to me. Like, I need help, do I need help over here?

I'm I'm like, oh my God, this crazy. We had our mediation over here and settled.

And it's a lawyer every other room. And they just see me and they like, oh my God, I want to introduce myself. I want to give him my card. I'm like, y'all hearing things about me or something?

Do I look like I got money? You don't be where the richies at, girl.

You—

Let me shut up.

I ain't got no money. Bitch, we don't fucking got it, bitch.

We don't, bitch. We don't fucking got it, Cora.

Okay, so what about these bitches and they niggas? What was that you said before you went to the bathroom? You said you was waiting on me to ask you about these bitches and they niggas. So what bitches you talking about, hoe? What bitches you talking about?

I heard it was some hoes on your shows asking about me, asking am I liking pictures and shit about they niggas.

What bitch was on my show asking about you? 'Cause I wouldn't even let that go down.

Tasha, stop playing. I don't know who this bunny hopping bitch is, been hopping around the industry during the summer, the fall, the winter. I don't fucking know. Jasmine, flank.

Enlighten me.

I think her baby daddy in the NFL is— girl, if I want your baby daddy, I will.

You're talking about Summer Bunny?

I don't know her like that, but you know her manager got in my DM. They got in my DM recently, just like Antonio's her manager. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's the name. They got in my DM.

Somebody that ain't making money.

They got in my DM and like said some craziness. This, and then I went off on him, and he was like, oh, I'm her manager, this is what I do, da da da da da. Like, I'm like, stop clout chasing, bitch. I don't know that hoe, and I don't know her.

Y'all know she was trying to ride your wave. Yeah, she didn't say nothing on my show about you. She got—

let me tell you, she said she ain't like me liking her baby daddy pictures. I seen that shit because they— my followers kept sending.

But she was talking about you though. I don't remember her saying your name though.

She said Rick Ross I didn't know she was talking about you.

I thought she was talking about the other baby mama. I was like, ain't no way.

Oh, well, maybe she was.

I don't know.

But I do be liking her baby daddy pictures.

He cute.

He fine as fuck, but he younger than a motherfucker, girl. She better sit down.

You say you in your Panther, uh, yeah, I might let him beat my—

beat the Mario Kongs out my ass or something.

Oh my God. But she don't want him. She said he don't want her. She said she went on a trip with his teammate and fucked his teammate before she got there. Her interview lasted 30 minutes. She got fucked up. I gave her a bottle. I put her a bottle of Casamigos. She drank the whole fucking bottle. We had to cut the interview short because she was crawling on the motherfucking floor. She couldn't handle liquor. I said, you done finna—

She a bunny that like hopping during the summer.

You done finna did it to me, bitch.

She a bunny that like hopping during the summer through the industry.

Listen, she was crawling on the floor out here. And then I'll never forget, I had the Love Hip Hop talent agent right at the door. The bitch was on the floor crawling, and I said, uh, such and such, this summer bunny, you may want to cast—

she looked down and was like, who even told her I'm liking pictures of her baby?

Girl, she told herself there ain't nobody fucking with her. I'm surprised she even saw it because her eyes is crossed.

Is it? They are crossed, girl.

They cockeyed.

Yeah, what, he don't want no dealings with her? I think she injuncted or something like that. It's serious when a nigga put an injunction on you.

Yeah, because she was coming out saying that she was fucking his teammates and shit, said his dick was small, all types of shit. I ain't even put that interview public because it was just like she got drunk really fast. You could tell she been out the scene. That's what she said. I don't believe that.

I'll tell you the truth.

What is it?

I don't know yet. I'ma go see though. So she took the, the, uh, opportunity to come at Auntie. Yeah, Auntie gonna go see what's up.

Did Ross get your teeth done? Of course.

Us because it was a hit.

Because you always— you started the—

yeah, I think it was a hit though, Tasha.

Why you say that, girl?

They damn near killed me over there. 5 root canals and 4 crowns in one day.

Dr. Mario?

Yes.

Yeah, he almost— yeah, I had to go to him twice. The first ones he put in me, he put in like a— I think it was like a C4 or something. They were yellow like this, bitch. I said, my teeth ain't never been yellow.

What you mean a C4?

Because they have a C1, C2, C3, C4. C1 is the white white that we got. They call it like celebrity white.

Oh, I know you went to him first. Yes, he do look good.

I went to— yeah, I had this is my second pair. He swore, please don't tell nobody I did this. He gave me a cheap version because it was during COVID and he said he wasn't able to get his normal material, so he gave me a cheap material. I said, bitch, I do TV work, what the fuck? So I had to go over there and get my shit drilled down again.

Girl, that shit isn't for free.

He did that shit for free.

Yeah, I need to go get a maintenance.

My sister was like, bitch, why your teeth yellow? Your teeth ain't never been yellow.

Some people's gonna be gray. I never seen the yellow, but I see gray. Yeah, like there's turn— I hear the composites. Yeah, uh, turn gray.

Yeah, no, minor.

Yeah, right, right.

Okay, I was not playing with that.

They be picking and all, but they can't even afford this shit. But that fat baby, he gotta deal with Dr.

Mario because he take all his women up over here.

It seemed like it, huh?

Yeah.

I hate that.

I was like, it seemed like he dumps them when he get their teeth done. So he said— he strikes me, you know how most men will just dump you and be like, I don't want to do with you? Ross get their teeth done because he did it to the Chrissy chick, the one that looked like Minnie Mouse.

He did it—

the one you cussed out, Tweety Bird. Tweety Bird. Yeah, he got her teeth done.

What's she doing right now, Tasha?

In the gym all day.

She ain't selling them wood belly rolls.

But she can sing though. I was shocked. She's really talented. She's really talented. Let's get a little whole deal or something.

Maybe we could work a trick out or something. I need a percentage for your ass, girl. I put you out there.

I'm your mama.

Your mama soliciting you.

She been—

did you see what her mama was doing?

What was her mama doing? I heard she was kidding, um, Farrakhan. Is that true?

That girl ain't no fucking kidding no Farrakhan.

That's what they said.

Tasha, you know what I look at with you, girl. You knew that shit was for clout. They said, girl, they wouldn't deadline no shit like that in the Fruitville, bitch. You suck a dick from 90 going north The 75, bitch, the iPhone, iPhone.

Why was she so in love with him? Like, I was like, girl, he just had two babies.

I don't know why these women don't take me serious. I'm hearing that I'm animated, I'm a character, they think I'm lying, I'm this, I'm that.

Like, I'm not trying to make you, you know, if your goal is to get a couple pocketbooks and some shoes and some, you know, I don't know, fame. Look at that camera right there, we gonna get a better shot. I don't know.

You know, I don't know what y'all trying to do, but I'm just here to tell y'all, like, if I've went through that experience, like, what make you think you're not gonna go through it, baby?

Have there been any other—

I'm your host mama, man. Don't get it twisted.

Have there been any other celebrity men that you fucked with?

Mm-mm.

Tia, you don't know how to lie.

Not yet.

No, I'm being honest.

No, I had to take something after the shot. I'm an old hoe. I'm about to be 48 during a few days.

So you ain't really hitting none of the opps though?

Nah, I'm finna fuck them niggas though. I ain't gonna lie, Tasha. I'm counting them motherfuckers one by one. I don't know if I want the young one.

You gotta stay on the mic. Gotta stay on the mic.

I don't know if I want the— Oh, girl. But they here, man. I ain't gonna lie.

I love all y'all.

But gosh, any, many, many more.

Okay, so which one of Rick Ross' ops would you think you would fuck?

Nah, I ain't none of his ops. I don't want none of them dusties. They ain't got nothing.

So you want to fuck Drake?

Oh yeah, I'll get Drake.

Oh my God.

He a Scorpio like me too.

He a water sign.

But nah, I won't take Drake serious. We just have to do some business.

So you would fuck Drake?

Nah, Drake got hoes, man. I can't be in competition with them bitches.

Ain't nobody say nothing about you being Drake's hoe. I said, would you fuck Drake? Being a hoe is when they— I would.

I let them knock the Mario coins out of me. I would. And it's good, nigga. I ski across the room, bitch.

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When I got the call from Fort Worth Police Department, say, hey man, we got reports that you maced the cat. I said, man, y'all know goddamn well I ain't maced no cat. Y'all know I ain't that goddamn—

Ain't that how you got shot? Like you shot yourself in the leg?

Yeah, I accidentally shot myself in the leg in the strip club.

I'm saying, man, why do you— Yeah, nigga just sitting there staring at me.

They got girls over there. So I cock it and it's a one-shot hair trigger, little.22. I put it in my left pocket.

Okay.

While reaching that pocket and my thumb hit the trigger.

Wow, that is very courageous of you to say online.

That was my insecurity.

Most would never admit that, man.

I used to—

man, you can't run me because you make more money.

But that's what I'm secretly dealing with.

So anytime we had a disagreement, that was my way to belittle her, to make her become inferior. A lot of coming up though, man. I started having sex 4th, 5th grade.

I had a high school fuck in the 3rd grade. I heard the babysitter say that.

Boy, babysitter walking that motherfucker bathroom and saw that grown man, and I seen her eye looking at it.

She said, who that boy got a grown man?

It was a 911 call saying that you called 911, been shot 3 times. Citywide, we got a person shot.

Caller says he is Charleston White and has been shot by 3 people. These ain't Black people doing this, putting out these arrest videos and body cam footage. So I don't know where this is coming from.

This is crazy that you were at the center of this whole scam and I had no idea.

And I had no idea.

We talking about Shirley Strawberry's husband? Yeah, Ernesto. Ernesto. Okay, she was Ernesto's little side piece. What's her last name?

Erica King.

Erica King. But she scammed for Ernesto. Shirley Strawberry's husband, who works under Steve Harvey.

And you can't tell me Shirley with the strawberry letter wasn't in on it.

Shirley Strawberry is now divorced from him. She finally divorced him.

To protect herself.

But she was in, man, you can't tell me they wasn't in on it.

They got me for $20,000 of my YouTube check.

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I'm gonna show you these niggas texting me, girl.

Oh my God, your baby daddy. Let me see.

The camera can't see this shit, right?

Okay, okay. No, no, no, no. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Pitch it anywhere, prove it to me.

Hold on, because you think I'm playing with you.

Who is this? Don't worry about it.

Who is that? You got niggas on your phone. Wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh my God, baby daddy too. Okay, okay, okay, baby daddy. Okay, all right, cool.

What that say? Don't let the camera see that.

Ain't that's the one who Who was on your show asking me about her?

I'mma get him, girl. That nigga fine as a motherfucker. He got that bag too, Tasha. He had twins.

Is it true they got twins?

A girl and a boy.

Girl, you finna hop on that nigga dick. You finna bunny hop on that nigga dick. You know they call her Summer Bunny. You finna bunny hop on that nigga dick.

Froggy Hop.

I am just— this is all the way messy. All the way. And you promised me you ain't fucked with no other industry niggas besides—

No, I ain't gotta lie, girl. You know I tell on them niggas right now.

So why did boss man D-Lo try to come at you saying that you was DMing him and all that shit? How you get that naked picture? How you get that naked video of him?

Because people send it to me. You want me to show you where the girls were just DMing me saying she took his jewelry?

Did you get it back for him?

No, girl, he had to go get new fucking jewelry, bitch.

Let me see. She took his jewelry and he didn't hit her? She took his jewelry? Not that nigga being—

she robbed this nigga? Yes, like Port Solano or some shit like that.

Oh, and you let him up? You let a bitch rob You ain't no real Florida nigga. No, no, no, no, no, no. This nigga had to grow up in the goddamn them little mini trailer parks with them white folks. We don't do that. We don't do that, girl.

This shit crazy out here, Tasha. Yes, these niggas be fakes and frauds, to be honest. Let me see, girl, it's crazy.

So who would, besides Drake, besides the NFL player, who do you wanna, who do you wanna like?

To be honest, I don't care for industry niggas. It's like, it is what it is. I go with the flow, I go with energy.

Okay.

You know what I'm saying? Like.

So what you looking, would you do a 20+1? Like you be the, you know, the balloon pop challenge. Would you do that?

Yeah, I did a few of those.

And how did it go? I didn't see them go viral or nothing. So that's why I was asking. They got too many young dusties on there.

If they could get me some like reputable men.

That's why it didn't go viral amongst us.

I'm thinking of pitching like a Fine Tea or Her Man show.

I like that, you should do that with Zeus. They did it with Erica Mena. Yeah, don't nobody want that bitch.

So is it popping off? Because it's like we ain't seen nothing.

No, it's not.

What the fuck going on with that?

Two of her men contacted me and said they, they wanted to punch her in her fucking throat.

Yeah, with somebody like that guy guy saying he was—

Aaron? No, Nick Aaron.

Yeah, that one, that plumber guy. Yeah, yeah, he got like battered by the security or something.

He got beat up and I don't see them like promoting it anymore. So like, well, I mean, because it takes time to edit it and cut it out and send it out and shit like that.

I like Erica. She just followed me just like last week.

You do need to look— let me need to give you a love show. That'll be cute. Yeah, but it's got to be because, you know, you got to kiss the man and stuff sometimes.

I ain't kissing none of them dusty ass niggas. They gotta get some Them niggas gonna have to get a whole panel from their motherfucking physician. Goddamn primary care physician.

Do you test Ross?

Of course, girl. I test my motherfucking self. That bitch takes seizure medicine, so you know that bitch gotta stay up par.

But so you got access to his MyChart?

No, I don't. But mine, I can show you that.

Okay, because I was like, Ross, you know, he's a celebrity status.

He's not gonna give me that much.

And you have that shit all on the internet now.

But I'm gonna be honest, if that bitch ever was to do something to me or gave me something, Tasha, I promise you on my mama, I'd be an advocate for it. I'm not ashamed of anything. You can't invalidate my reality. If that bitch gave me a unbalanced PhD, whatever the fuck it is.

PhD balance.

PhD balance. Anything, bitch. I'm a fucking advocate for it 'cause I'm gonna let the world know this bitch done played with Yon Tee. And y'all need to be careful out here. I ain't playing with this fuck ass nigga. I don't play like that. I never had a hoe phase. And I want to have one right now. Safe.

You got to have a safe hoe phase. See, people, they get mad at me. Latasha, you don't like hoes, but you promote the hoe phase. Because these hoes be getting pregnant during they hoe phase. You're not supposed to get pregnant during no hoe phase. You're not supposed to make babies when you in your hoe phase.

Listen, dudes.

Stay right here. Your camera right here. Your camera right here. There you go. Stay in front of the mic. There you go. What happened?

I can't have no more, baby. I'll be 48 on October 30th of 2024. If you willing to knock the fucking Mario Kongs out of my back, bitch, I'm here. I'm waiting on you. Hit me up. I need some dick, man. Balance me, level me. Come fuck the brains out of me. I know some of you daddies gonna be mad that I promise you love, attention, and affection. But that was a lie. I don't love no fucking body but Benjamin Franklin, bitch. I'm waiting on you, Daddy.

Drake. Drake. Oh my God. You going to get him a fucking seizure.

Oh, you know he followed me, bitch.

Drake followed you?

Yes, and they took my fucking main page, girl. I'm so mad.

I thought you got the page back. I can get the page back for you. You need the page back, bitch?

They trying to charge me $4,000, bitch. I want to go buy a fucking purse.

No, no, no, no, no.

It's an investment, a CD bond for my motherfucking grandchildren.

What page you got now? Because I heard you got a big following on the page.

Too. Tia_Kim.

I just followed your page. You just got $500.

Yeah, but that's that one. But the one before that was almost 700,000 followers just almost 4 weeks ago.

You gonna get that back.

They haven't tried, girl.

Don't worry about it.

I don't care about that, to be honest.

Okay.

I feel like if you for me, you for me. If it's my time, it's my time. I really don't care about this.

You see how it is, so you just rebuild it up, you know what I'm saying?

It's just exactly not a problem.

But you will cussing motherfuckers out on there though. Like, you're my favorite cussing out. Me and my husband, we watched this shit over and over and over again. It was two of them. Number one, when Will was sliding across that stage, bitch.

And that doodoo ride, that shit emoji. Fat back, big back, big knuckle, big ankle, swole knees ass, big neck bitch. Oh my God. Sit your fat back ass down somewhere, bitch. You look like a doodoo turd. Shit emoji.

Do you write your reads? Because you know Kaya be claiming she from Florida and she be writing her reads and they try to put her—

I know, but ain't nothing wrong with that. But nah, Yung T ain't writing her motherfucking reads. I don't got to. Yeah, it's off the dome. Like, I'm, I'm a reaction to a reaction. I don't initiate drama. But you respond, Latasha. But like, I'm a Scorpio. I don't care for all of BS. It's, it's, it don't entertain me. But I real, I don't turn a cheek to everything. Yeah, you get what I'm saying? Like, when it's, it, it need to be spoke about, it need to be spoke about, right? You got to stand on business, you stand on business.

But a lot of women don't write reads.

We don't.

We're not me. Some of these girls, real Florida women don't write reads.

Some of these fake ass dusty ass homes.

I know who you talking about. Who? The gay bitch.

That gay sure ass bitch let a transy take her man.

Girl not Asian. Bitch, karate chops. Hold up, hold up. Your eyes not fucking Asian, bitch. Your mama not Asian. You black as fuck.

Get up off her daddy's house, her daughter's house, her mama's house, who living with AIDS, bitch, right here wiping shit. Bitch, bitch, if you don't get off the edge of the bed, hoe, I'mma give you some motion, hoe. Gangsta 305.

Listen, listen, Geisha305, bitch, the Japanese wouldn't even fucking pee on you.

Wouldn't even chop down on you.

They wouldn't even buy your pussy in Japan, hoe. You talking about you motherfucking geisha. Bitch, no.

No, ain't worth 17 cents of noodles, bitch.

That bitch still wear a fucking roller set, bitch. For real.

Did you see them colorful fucking $4 dresses?

Bitch, I saw, I saw. You done broke the glass. Get her another glass. Glass. Somebody give me another one, bitch.

This bitch is spinning like a motherfucking basketball.

No, listen, oh, motherfucking— Goddamn, first of all, Jordan finger, bitch.

First of all, give me another glass, bitch. This bitch gonna sit right here.

First of all, I don't hold that. Call herself geisha, she remind me of one of them black girls that say, oh, I got Indian in my motherfucking family. Bitch, you black and Asian. Dusty ass bitch sitting on the edge of the bed. Oh my God, there you go. Rooms to go, hoe bitch. No fucking paint on the walls. Bitch got wooden spoons on the wall.

But you know, her mama died from AIDS, right? Her mama's dying from AIDS and she moving from her daddy house who a retired police officer to her daughter's house who lives in Daytona Beach, Florida.

We need another bottle of wine. Just one more.

Yeah, one more.

Okay, one more. One more. I'm so mad I broke your glass, girl. I gotta get you some pills. They came from my kid. They ain't come from bad cock, bitch. Listen, no, that hoe was sitting up fucking writing down fucking reasons and shit and wanting energy with fucking energy with me. I was like, hoe, listen, when you get on my motherfucking radar, bitch, you gonna wish I was never on it. Score to the goddamn— We come from the dome. No, pussy ass bitch. Get off the edge of the bed and get you some motion. Fucking sitting on your book in your own motherfucking city. Swear to God, with them goddamn Walmart gotcha.

Get in your book. Get booked in your own city, hoe. Get out them sheets.

Booked? Bitch, get booked. Booked where? Huh?

It don't matter.

It don't matter. Like, for real, this girl like That bitch pissed me off. I'm like the box of titties right now. After she tried to come for me, I let the bitch talk her shit. I'm sitting on the edge of the motherfucker. She tried to come for you talking about the microfiber-ass fucking sheets she done got from goddamn Walmart.

That she done been laying on for 98 days.

Ain't washed them. Ain't washed her motherfucking ass. Ain't washed her face. That's why your fucking face smell like a fucking toilet seat.

Girl, you know we can't come at her too hard because her daddy is a retard. Retired police officer.

We'll go to jail. Arrest me. Arrest me. Exactly what she gonna wish they would have fucking did. Because I'm telling you, when you open your fucking mouth about me, bitch, and my fucking family, bitch, in a gated community, and the fucking gate ain't worked in goddamn 12 years, bitch. They got mattresses. But no, she been from her daddy's bathroom to her daughter's bathroom.

I heard she's living with her mom who's dying from AIDS. She's changing Pampers and diapers. Oh, that's why she always on the edge of the bed. She's not welcome to the kitchen or the living room. Or the dining room or the balcony.

She gotta wear a mask in her own house?

Yes.

Goddamn.

Like, we got that bitch off the edge of the bed. Like, girl, salute, bitch.

Get off the edge of the bed.

If you can't get booked in your city, bitch, you can't be that bitch.

You can't, bitch. Been fucking coming at Trina, coming at motherfucking Kaia and all them other bitches. Bitch, when's the last time you were booked for anything?

I felt that whole Tasha. That bitch ain't have no damn fucking name.

Her.

That bitch ain't have a car, she ain't have a way, she ain't have a wheel or nothing. I had to pick that bitch up, meet that hoe. So you know that hoe? I don't know her like that, but the bitch reached out to me in the DM asking for help. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Now she got a goddamn layaway account, that goddamn bad car.

We ain't even finished with the wheel shit, like in his DMs and messages. I gotta get to that, but let me go to it.

Wait, bitch calling herself motherfucker AJ, never even left fuck, fucking Dade County, bitch. Have you ever been to Japan? Do you know what geisha mean, bitch? It mean hoe. I don't think it means hoe. It means slut, bitch. That's what it means. It mean cum bucket, bitch.

So look at the beginning of this message, and then she went and edited all of this stuff and put it on her page and made it seem like I was reaching out to her. Now you see the initiative of the message and the date, right? 2018.

And then when I responded to her a month later, right? Right?

I didn't see her message till a month later. So she went to her page and made— but you know they say that's Rick Ross's sister Renee, big back, big knuckle ass, paying— like she paid Charleston White to go against me. She paid her. It's not working. Like, what is it for you?

It's for you. Look, Charleston White sat his fucking ass down when I read that bitch. When I read that motherfucker, look, that motherfucker came back telling me, I bet that pussy good, bitch. I see why that ass forget, cuz he had shit else to say.

I put out that nigga and then wanted to do a comedy tour, I guess. Say Cheese or whoever they are, do an interview.

I ignored the nigga. Listen, that whole Stonie is soft as fuck. The whole conversation—

that's how she initiated the conversation. She's talking about Ross's first baby mama.

So she trying to be friends with you?

Yes, but if you go to her page, she'll make it seem like I reached out to her. But bitch, you came at me talking about his first baby mama to initiate a conversation with me, and then I, I didn't even respond to it.

A month later, look at it. Who mama— why mama name her Latasha?

Girl, I don't— that's like she love hoing so much. You know she was in competition with a transvestite. Her nigga started fucking a punk and took her nigga. Girl, I got off.

Gay nigga start fucking a—

yes, girl, I'm going to show you the man.

Show me the man, please. I want to see the receipts. Now, anybody that's sensitive about this shit, one more time, one more time.

Please, because I'm on this wine shit, and you know I'm 48 and a few dating.

And anyone else on her tail, right? Yeah, this some fake shit. This— she put her number in here for you to call her.

Tasha, that bitch went on her page and posted as if I was messaging her initially.

Be careful, don't hit the camera now.

Don't hit the camera.

You good, you good. So they— no, they gonna cuss my ass out about this.

I don't like the fact that people like to clout chase. So now that I'm viral, you weren't even responding to her.

You were hitting emojis.

When I responded to her, when is it?

Look, look when she met 2018. Okay, look, she's writing. Gaysha is writing a paragraph. I emoji. Hmm, I knew it was a trick, but hey, everything you do. Yeah. Real soon. She put her fucking phone number, you ignored it, did not exchange.

Go to her page and see what she posted. As it— she edited the messages and made it seem like I was reaching out to her. Like, really, girl? Stop clout chasing, bitch. You mad that everybody from Miami done made it and ho, you can't. You done been talking about Trina and everybody from the edge of the bed of your daddy back room, bitch.

Ain't nothing.

You ain't got no motion, ho.

Ain't left the room.

You ain't even get booked to your city, bitch. When you get booked to your city, hoe, that's when you come for me.

Bitch, now watch her go write something down and edit it and chop it and paste it in. Yeah, Jasmine, can you take her to the bathroom please? Yes, bitch. Need a— let me be quiet, let me be quiet. Fucking synthetic ass. Oh, don't ignore that nigga. He probably— yeah, yeah. I know, I know. I didn't know we would— Jasmine, how long we been live?

It don't matter, girl.

Okay, cool. Enjoying this shit. Hell yeah.

Hell yeah.

I was like, oh shit, your son ain't gonna get irritated, is he? Yeah. Okay, cool.

Who is this? I don't know who this is. Child, my granddaughter texting me.

Yeah.

That ain't mean nothing. Okay, cool.

All right, now, I think, honestly, I think we covered everything though.

We did, girl. And if we didn't, we'll be back.

Listen, I'mma have to call Lemmy, and I'mma tell Lemmy, if he bring back season 2, even though me and Karlyssa got beef, it ain't beef like where we can't work together. Yeah, of course.

Is very marketable. She could, you know, she is, she has her opinion and people don't like it. I like Kalissa.

Yeah, you know, we were talking last night.

Really?

We was in the DMs.

Yeah, she's opinionated and she's a God-fearing woman. I really do like Kalissa.

She's about her business, but she, she stood up and took a picture of her ass getting off the toilet.

So sometimes, girl, you gotta show these motherfuckers what what the fuck time it is.

I don't give a fuck.

Because girl, I'm gonna be honest, no matter how you— how much you, you know, do for these children and raise these children, once they get to a certain point, they're gonna do what the fuck they want to do.

They are.

So we cannot, you know, like, um, we can't judge. I'm going through— judge her parenting. Exactly.

I'm about to lose my fucking mind. She's beautiful. She's gorgeous. My daughter —let me show you. So pretty as hell.

That's a blessing.

I know it's a blessing.

How many children are not wanting to go to college nowadays and they feel like content creator? Education is like, if they still want that, be behind. No, I'm behind it.

It's just the smart-ass mob child. Like, I raised her like me.

These millennials has a word. They listen. It's different from when we was coming up. These millennials and these Gen Zs, they like, they have a voice and they are not afraid to voice it. So we gotta accept that. It's totally—

I just go in my room and I could be quiet and I'll be talking again.

Because I take some constructive criticism too. My child or my children tell me, you know what, that was dumb. Yeah, that's stupid.

Yeah, you know what I'm saying? So brought to me, I'm like, who is bruh? Girl, I hear that all the time because I got 3 boys. Who is bro?

I'm bro all of this, so that's why I say broski. Broski.

Okay, she calls me mother.

Latasha, what? Listen, adapt to the fucking trends. These children are different, girl. Let me tell you something, I'm losing my mind when we got these motherfucking 19 and 20-year-olds becoming entrepreneurs and content millions and becoming multimillionaires. We can't expect— we can't accept nothing but that they are determined, they have voice, they stand on business. We didn't have this opportunity. So if they got this opportunity and the resources to take advantage of whatever the situation may be, that's true. Amen.

All we got— cheers to that.

Thank you for the moment. That's right, girl. Like, yeah, let's get some lessons from them. It's never too late to keep learning, getting you, you You get what I'm saying? I'm learning from my children. I'm going to be honest.

So you want to be married again? Yeah. Yeah. You going to marry a young nigga this time?

I ain't going to say young, but it depends. Like I say, on her energy. It doesn't matter. I'm not, you know.

Okay. So you're open to dating? Of course. Okay. Okay. Look at Tia. I'm going to take you to Africa with me. Claudia Jordan asked me to take her and her friend. Girl, we going, girl.

I pay for my own shit. You ain't got to do none of that, girl.

I don't have it. I'm broke.

Where we going? We ain't fucking got it, bitch. Connie, Kevin, all you dick-sucking ass bitches coming for my dog over here. Bitch, we ain't fucking got it.

I ain't got no money.

Hey, bitch, we trying to make it whole life.

I ain't got no money. I'm about to go apply for food stamps. Yeah, bitch. What you talking about?

I've already applied.

Did you get approved? I need to buy—

girl, Uncle Sam on my ass. Girl, we gotta buy them bitches. I'm buying.

I need a girl that can sell me something. I got you, bitch. Hit me. I got you. For real. And with the ports being closed, now that shit's gonna go up, bro. I'm like, goddamn.

Damn, you seen that shit? I know, one of my sons just got his TWIC card.

What the fuck going on? Damn, damn, damn. Food finna be high, bro. Like, for real. But listen, Tia Q, Tasha K, TK, bitch. TK, TK, TK, TK. We stopping here, bitch. We finna link. Y'all better be ready to see us connected from this point on, bitch. I'm pulling up. Florida, Florida voices is on the map, bitch. For real. No, for real. New York been on the map. Chicago, fucking LA, everybody been on the map. Florida, bitch, fuck the rap scene. Nah, we own this shit in talk. Fuck that shit. Nah, for real. That's right. Fuck that shit. Fuck that shit. And we ain't taking no Angela Simmons ass fake ass fucking, uh, goddamn accents. Fuck that shit. No, this is real Florida. This is real Florida, hoe. Get in with me, bitch. Yeah, this real Florida. Florida. Not all that other fake shit. Talking about, I'm from Florida. Bitch, no you not. You from Delaware. You're from Delaware. You named your goddamn name after a goddamn Chinese restaurant. What's up with these bitches? Somebody from Florida naming themselves off the Asians and shit, but they black as fuck.

What the fuck, Tasha? I ain't liking that shit. Oh, that's that fake shit. Yeah, it's time to take over Florida, bitch. I'm sick of these hoes coming over here. These hoes like, that ain't no Florida.

Trying to represent Florida, bitch.

We don't like you hoes. No, we don't fuck with you hoes, bitch. If you ain't about business and standing on your motherfucking business, bitch, we don't fuck.

We are classy but we'll cuss your motherfucking ass the fuck out, okay? Fuck with us if you want to. House is clean, baseboards is clean. You see these baseboards up in this motherfucker? Didn't it smell like bleach when you walked up? Yes. And can cook and will cuss a nigga out and still give— we'll do it. And did, and did, right? And we'll still sit on a nigga face after we cuss that motherfucker out and cook for him, bitch. No, fuck that. Listen, we out. Listen, y'all follow your auntie everywhere. This ain't no face time. Yes, girl, stop playing with Unwind Tasha K, bitch. I'm officially a wino, bitch.

I'm fucked up right now, bitch.

Why you bring the Florida out of me? I'm trying to have a good story. I'm coming to the pen. I do all that shit, Panama City. I don't give a fuck, bitch. Where the fuck you at? Okay, let me get conservative again. Let me go back to my conservativeness. Okay. It was the tequila and the wine. It was the tequila and the wine.

Why would you miss this, Tasha? Look at us.

They're going to talk about us later. They said we ain't got no coups.

I'm finna get this shit taken out my head, bitch. I'm finna be matching your vibe.

You finna do the short hair?

Girl, yeah.

Bitch, you should've done the short hair.

You got a little cute peekaboo. Fuck it. No disrespect, but bye, bitches.

Yeah, bye.

Back to our natural shit. Bye.

We out. Follow your auntie every fucking where. Okay, you must not think— Yeah, and we just getting started. We're gonna head to the beach. Yes, yes, we gotta do a wine-o deal or something. We gotta go to the vineyard, bitch. We're gonna do a pack of wine coolers together. You go to the vineyard, Tasha. The vineyard? Not the vineyard. We got some money to go to the vineyard. We could at least take a trip to the beach. Wine deal.

You wino ass.

We gonna do it combined. We're gonna mix wine with Casamigos. For real. We're gonna put them together.

That shit gonna be fine. All right, girl.

Like new moonshine.

Stop playing with these Florida Floridian ass motherfuckers, bitch. We are originated. Real. It's nothing can be duplicated, bitch. I'm sorry. We real like that.

We up from here. We real like that. Stop playing with us. We real like that. But did he do it? Yeah, he did that shit. We out, we done, we ain't fucking doing that shit. Diddy, that's why he named himself Diddy, bitch. Diddy, Diddy, Diddy shit. Listen, I heard he did your baby daddy. We out, we gone.

Look, he fucking real. That bitch was over there washing Carisha's car. Me? Never washed my mother's car.

Did you ask Carisha about that shit? Like, why the fuck was he over there washing her car?