FULL COMEDY SPECIAL | Tasha K. On Stage in Raleigh, North Carolina 2024

Now that I have your attention, I'd like to go over a few house rules before getting started. First and foremost, this is a live show, so all the side talking and small conversations at your table, please keep that all the way down to a minimum. Lastly, all videography and photography during the show is strictly prohibited. Now that we got that out the way, you guys ready to get this show started? That don't really sound like it, man. We got the headline in the building. Y'all ready to get started? How you doing, Riley? What's up? I see y'all, I see y'all. Y'all stand up and make some motherfucking noise for y'all self. Oh my God, I ain't trying to spill my wine now. Shit, I got to keep it in the glass. Happy birthday, baby! Y'all look good. Y'all look good. Y'all look motherfucking good. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Look at y'all. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Now can I relax now? Because I'm home. Holding my stomach in and shit. Bitch. Okay. Look at y'all. Look, I got an apology to make and I told them to leave the YouTube live on for y'all because I just learned how to say Raleigh today. I'm so sorry. And you have to understand too, I apologize because I really thought that Charlotte was the fucking capital. I know, I know, I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was in the 9th grade 3 years. You have to understand, shit. But y'all looking motherfucking good. All this goddamn chocolate in the house. I wore black just for y'all. And I know I'm shorter than a motherfucking Tiller. I should have wore some heels 'cause I'm like, bitch, I'm really taller than this, but anyway, I heard that Joe Biden was here yesterday. Is that so? Who was down there? Who was down there at the rally? Talking about, "Go Joe, go!" Cherry action, dro. Who was down there? Yeah, they say he pulled up with E-40. Rapping and shit. Said they, yeah, said they called E-40 right before he was supposed to do his Ozapic shots. They wanted niggas to be able to recognize his ass. 'Cause I ain't seen him since I was like 13. I said, "Now where this motherfucker come heavy breathing and shit, rapping geriatric style and shit real slow?" 'Cause you know he performing at the damn nursing homes and shit. I said, "Where the fuck Joe get him from? Trying to get a Black vote. Fuck outta here." Now Riley, real talk, I'm really sorry. Am I still saying it wrong? Okay, okay. I've been taking my speech therapy, bitch. Okay? Now, real quick, 'cause we are streaming live on YouTube right now, we got a bald head bitch as a thumbnail. Yeah, I'ma wait till Pride Month only to get that hoe, okay? You just hold that thought. We got one more day. One more day. I've been showing respect, but y'all go ahead and tell YouTube now we gotta go. Bye! Hey! Now let me go and sip my wine. Make some noise for motherfucking Teddy! Right? Ooh, goddamn, these lights bright as hell. I like to see my niggas for real. You know what I'm saying? I only see light-skinned people up in this motherfucker. That's the privilege and shit. Y'all be getting mad, tell Latasha, "You don't like light-skinned people." Well, there's a lot of privileges that y'all don't use. That's why I be on Ashanti's ass the way I do. And I'm like, "Bitch, you too pretty to be doubling back like that, taking leftovers." letting the nigga just roll over and say, "We gonna do this." That's what you worked for? That's what the privilege is for? Shit, I got proposed to right after I got out of jail. The real winos know that. Hell yeah, and he bought me a box of Popeye's chicken. I said, "Now that's a motherfucking proposal." Shout out to Sheck. He ain't here tonight. He don't need to be. At all. But yeah, I heard that Jill and Joe skipped Charlotte. They said Charlotte too fucking dangerous. Is that true? I heard Raleigh, y'all bougie as fuck. So y'all keep all y'all grass cut. Don't nobody park on the grass or on the sidewalk here. Your downtown is historic. Historic. Nothing like Atlanta or Charlotte, for real. I said, oh, Jill know what the fuck she doing. She been down there in Atlanta at that goddamn rally and shit, that debate. Joe getting his ass beat, brain beat. I said, you can't make this shit up. Shout out to the winos that's here late. You know we got to make them feel bad and shit, you know. Should've been on time. You ain't finna say I was late, goddamn it. I was here. Welcome though. We don't talk about the winos here. The winos, we have a different culture than other comedians and shit. We talk about everybody else. Now, if you happen to say some shit, that's what you said, not me. So if I comment on what the fuck you said, that ain't got shit to do with me, all right? Keep your business to yourself. We got enough business on this here lineup today. Now, Jill said the only reason she came here and brought Joe here is because she got tired of motherfuckers coming up to her at the gas station in Atlanta asking for $2, asking to claim her grandchildren and shit on their taxes. I would love to claim one of Jill's grandchildren, for real. Bitch, that's a lick. She, you know, she probably get extra incentives and shit, you know what I'm saying? Special privileges. You know, she a woman, she a white woman, you know, they get shit that we don't get. But anyway, they said Trump ain't coming here, said not enough crime. Yeah, they said that, uh, Atlanta is more his stomping ground. They said he going to Charlotte. They say he's only going to cities that offer RICO cases. Is that true? Y'all don't want Trump here? Make some noise real quick. Ain't nobody gonna judge you, I swear to God. She already clapped. Hold on, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. I told you. Now I told you we wasn't gonna talk about you. But I ain't even say make no noise for Trump. She over here like, Niggas for Trump. Damn, you saying no for her, but she said yeah. Oh, he was like, she said she do not want him here. Boy, he can't come anyway because North Carolina, apparently y'all got some laws that restrict organizations like his coming. They said that y'all got a law against people holding meetings outside with costumes on. You know, I do my research before I go everywhere. Yeah, so he better off in Atlanta where they wear ski masks and shit in the mall driving. Where they tell the police that Dr. Fauci told them that they need to be masked up at all times. They never know what they gonna catch, and a bullet may be next, bitch, for real. So Trump said he ain't coming here, goddamn it. He said, "Listen, y'all enjoy, and Raleigh, y'all need to enjoy this beautiful scenery. I'm down there in an historic house. The nigga that built the house is still in the house." Jasmine, listen, Jasmine didn't even wanna sleep alone. I said, "Bitch, ain't you a stud? Why you trying to sleep beside the nigga tonight?" Got my logistics manager and shit. He going through, reading the historicness of the house and shit. Every time you walk in here, creak. Creak. Just tell him I'm sleeping in the bed with him. Fuck, this the first man I'm sleeping with. I said, y'all listen. I said, I'm gonna save my jokes for the LGBTQ till tomorrow. Tonight is your last night. I'm gonna let y'all party. Make some noise. It is Pride Month. So a lot of y'all in here, y'all just don't want to get canceled. Is that what it is? You don't know. You just, "I support everybody." See, look at, "I love her. I need to hang with her." Y'all energy is just so good. And I just came from Philly. It was the trenches. I said, "They gonna beat my ass up in this motherfucker." Y'all here like, "Listen, we're, you know, we don't, Play that crime shit. Speaking of crime, you know, y'all better enjoy, because I heard that Raleigh is like number 23 on best places to move. Said that you need about $100,000, you know, to live comfortably. All neighborhoods are good neighborhoods except for Bertie County. What's it called? You know, I had 9th grade 3 years. What's it called? Bertie. So is that the hood? Prison. They got them niggas down there working on the pig farms, cutting y'all pork and shit. That's why one of y'all lost— I'm gonna be honest with y'all. I got my goddamn research. Y'all ain't finna I do my research everywhere I go because nobody is going to Britney Griner me, okay? I said that's not happening. So I printed out y'all laws. I don't even know if y'all know some of these motherfuckers. Oh yeah, I forgot my glasses, but these lights is bright. I'm gonna lay it right here, bitch. Okay? Yeah, y'all got some motherfucking fucked up laws here. Ain't no police in the building right now. 'Cause a lot of y'all, when I start reading this, y'all should be in jail. Nah, for real. First of all, y'all got a bitch like me in town, there ain't no happy hours. It's illegal to have happy hours. See? Yeah, y'all, like I said, enjoy your safeness, 'cause when they start raising housing and putting motherfuckers out the housing, Your shit gonna be just like Charlotte. And then you gonna need a happy hour, 'cause where these motherfuckers gonna go? If not in your house, through the window. It's illegal for aunties and grandmamas to get intoxicated at bingo. Did y'all know that? You didn't know? So who been here play bingo? Have you noticed ain't no drinks being sold? Or y'all got a 2-drink minimum? Huh? Okay. Shout out, Lord. No, my auntie need her motherfucking alcohol. Shit. Her quarters is getting low. Them 25-cent bingo games, they still going for that price? How much bingo games now? $5? Nah, for real? $5 for one card? Oh, hell nah. I'mma hold bingo at my fucking house. Probably illegal here too. Yeah, I'm reading y'all laws. I do it. I do research everywhere I go. If I go in your house, I'm gonna do research on the house, who in the house, who got motherfucker, who on the goddamn sex offenders list in the house, down the street. I'm that fucking nosy, okay? The next one is, oral sex is considered a crime against nature. Who said they going to jail? You who going to jail? You, you going to jail? You going— uh, no, that's what— hey, hey, hey, we ain't even done. That— we ain't even done. So y'all lost. Oh, but don't take my word for it. Don't— this the North— this the Great state of North Carolina. Yeah, I was down there in Charlotte. I was reading Charlotte got different laws for that city. You know what I'm saying? Y'all laws apply to everybody. That's how y'all shit safe. That's why your grass still green. Okay? Ain't nobody parking on the grass like down there in Florida where I'm from. Nah, it says that oral sex is considered a crime against nature and is a class 1 felony. You didn't know that, did you? A lot of y'all talking about, "I just..." Before I got here, bitch. Now the law also includes other acts such as anal sex. Oh yeah, unnatural acts with animals. So Portia's ex wouldn't... Dennis. You know, he wouldn't do too well. You know, his ex told me that he like watching bitches get fucked by horses and shit. Y'all don't remember that? Yeah, that hoe was mad that he stole her hair company. I said, "Dennis, how you..." Remember that shit? I said, "Dennis, how you steal a hair company and you got a bald head, bitch?" Now, other acts that are against the law here in North Carolina is inserting a sexual organ into another person's mouth or anus. Sukiyana would not. I would— I don't like that bitch. So I would book a show here for her and Sexyy Red together. And I had the police down there waiting on them hoes. They talking about eating ass right now. Right now, they on the stage. How many of y'all, it's y'all first time hearing me tonight? You know we cuss a lot. It's not your first time, it's yours? It's too much, mama, you need me to— I know how y'all are in the Bible Belt of the South. That ain't against the law, is it? Okay. I'm good. Okay, you know, I had to go to Florida and my mama came to the show, bitch. It was PG-13. She was like, "You know motherfucking well you ain't got no business cussing around me. I don't give a fuck who these winos are, bitch. I'm your fucking mama." And I said, "Yes, ma'am. You right. Absolutely, I'm sorry." I said, "But I'll be talking again after the show." Now, but here's the fucked up part about y'all laws. You can fuck a child. It's not against the law of North Carolina to fuck somebody 16 or older. So if I were R. Kelly's lawyers. Let's just say I was the lawyer. I would have moved that nigga here. Catch him if you can, bitch. I'm just saying, that's if I fucked with his ass, but I don't. He's suing me right now, bitch, in Chicago. I ain't showed up to court yet. I said, bitch, you gonna come find me? Leave. Leave. Turn around. I know what you say. He here. Also, he can fuck all y'all kids. Also, he— I forgot he is here. See, his lawyers was on it, bitch. They was on it. How many y'all going down there to see his ass? Who put money on the books? You know I'm gonna find out now. Who? You put money on his books? You could— what? Hold on, hold on. Wait a minute. We got an emergency. You see the wine that be spilled, Mia's show. She said she puts money on R. Kelly's books. Give me a second. I'm gonna conduct the interview live. Hold up. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold up, hold up. You want to try? I got a reason. Okay, okay, she got a reason. So what's your name, baby? Felicia. Felicia, where you from, here? Okay, so how did you meet R. Kelly? Excuse me for a second. I'm a fan of R. Kelly. I'm not a fan of Robert Kelly, the man. There's a difference. But Robert Kelly in jail. So what you doing down there? I'm still listening to his music. Music every— we all listen to, uh, 4 to 12 plays. Hey, Mr. DJ, yeah, why don't you slow this party down? Slow it down. All right, cut that shit. Now, how you get on the list? The visitor's log. I can't tell "I'll find—" She don't know who she talking to. She don't know that he had to get the Justice Department on my ass 'cause I had his commissary conversations and all his transactions. You saw that. So are you a fed here tonight? A fed. I said, I ain't say nothing about no fan. I said a fed. 'Cause everything in this bitch is allegedly. Even my name's allegedly. Now we can start over. I'mma find out. I'll be back. Yeah, keep your daughter from around there at that jail. It's legal now. What you mean it's two different men? So what he doing singing to you down there at the bit when you sitting in the open room with the other inmates? He putting on concerts. Lord, they cut his toes off yet? I heard he got diabetes. He taking his medicine? I had to check. I had to check. I know, I ain't Shit. That's why I love these live shows. The winos, y'all a different breed, bitch. Now I'mma double back like Nelly. You just wait on it. You just wait. Okay, you can't steal cooking grease. It's a felony to steal cooking grease in North Carolina, which means I'm like, cooking grease? Is it the shit that I use after I cook and then I put it in my greens? I was just like, where the fuck did I get that law from? That's y'all law. It ain't got nothing to do with Florida, 'cause you know Florida, we got our own shit. Shit. So I don't really try to discriminate against no motherfucker, because if you can survive Florida, bitch, you can survive anywhere. Singing off-key is illegal, so Kandi Burruss, she ain't got no business down here. Come on, we posted the clip of Candy the other day. She rolled her eyes at herself after she hit that note. I said, you, you, you know what the fuck is up. Her, Tiny, all them bitches, and the baby can't even sing. Now here's the thing, all right, listen. Now listen, this live, this not online, okay? Last baby I dragged, the beehive is still on my ass. I said, "The girl ain't got no rhythm." I said, "Well, Black girls from the South where I'm from, they just born with that shit. You don't teach 'em." And Beyoncé got her up there all off key. So much so the dancers just follow her to make it look like she on beat. I said, "We not finna do this." But that's her baby though. You know how we wake them kids up at 3 o'clock in the morning, "Come dance for your auntie, your uncles. Let me see what you got." And you cheer 'em on anyway. Pissy smelling asses. One just done peed the bed. Now, the most atrocious law There is. Now, I don't know if y'all know about this one, so we'll hit the oral sex. You said both y'all going to jail. Okay. Did you know? Now, it's a little complicated 'cause I had to break it down to Jasmine twice. She was like, "What?" And then I had to double back. She was like, "Oh, shit." So just wait. Just work with me here, okay? I had a little drink in me, but I'm good. I still got this R. Kelly shit on my mind. I ain't forgot. If you get a hotel in North Carolina and you choose a king bed because you trying to save some money, right? You got one bitch on the other end. If y'all check in together as a couple, you're married. You knew that, didn't you? He said he knew. Nah, I heard well. I read this shit. I pulled up the Constitution for North Carolina. He talking about, don't start no shit tonight, Tasha. I got to go home. He said, listen, she cook good. She got good cook— Please don't You gonna fuck up my shit tonight, Tasha? Haven't you ruined enough? But here's the thing. This is what's fucked up about it because see, they ain't tell y'all everything. See, I dug a little deep 'cause you know I was down there in Charlotte. I was down there in the hood, right? You know, we had brought about some celebrities that did some shit, some stupid shit in y'all's house. So if I were to, you know, let's say take my security guard home. We get a hotel, we married, okay? We ain't even gotta do nothing, we married. But here's the thing, if I do fuck him, right? We married, he leave, he go get another hotel, fuck another bitch. He married to her too. So that's bigamy. But here's the fucked up part about it. Now here's where I would hit a lick as a wife. To a bigamist. Y'all got that shit alienation of affection. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, I had me a lawyer on standby. Oh my God, like, this motherfucker done cheated on me and I'm finna sue him and that bitch. Oh, I'll have the hotel revolved. In every motherfucking night. I'll make a goddamn ad for lawsuits, bitch. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't even fuck divorcing, bitch. I'm suing you 'cause you fucked my husband. I said only in this great state of North Carolina. That's why I'm fucking with y'all. I ain't, no, I'm gonna be on my best motherfucking behavior. This damn near like Russia. Bali. You know Bali, they passed laws so much you can't like, have premarital sex. What the fuck we going for? What is we going to Bali for? To relax and what? Thank you. She said it for me. Fuck. Yeah, but y'all got some fucked up laws here, so I'mma be careful and take my ass to the motherfucking his house after this show. Shaq ain't in town either. He happy. Now, this is why I feel Remy Ma ain't came out to confirm whether or not she fucked that little boy, that Papoose young motherfucker, one with the fucked up teeth, 'cause she moved here "And Papoose." He said, "Bitch, I ain't gonna send you back to jail, but bitch, I can sue you and him." You know Nene getting sued like that right now. Yeah, I said, "How you, first of all, how you take somebody husband, right? He wear tight pants, you can't see no dick print. His name is Yoni, 'cause that's all you see." When he have on them tight-ass suits. I said, we supposed to see what you working with ahead of time. She done let that lady fuck. First of all, she got on live to confirm that she was fucking this broke-ass. Spending money on this broke-ass. Forgot to do her research. All she had to do was call me, but she scared of me. Wife fucks around, files a goddamn lawsuit. Now he ain't got no money, the husband that she publicly claimed. She courting him with Greg's dead money, taking him to Ghana. He ain't been there in 20 years. You know why? He ain't got no money and he can't afford to get back, bitch. Out here like Simon Gubadi and shit. Now she— oh, I'm talking about it. I was like, who y'all talking about? I was like, what, Jasmine found a printers out there. Now she done fucked around, let the wife as a civilian sue her. Now I said, now you know, uh, he paying the wife alimony, right? So if you— and then like, I think they got like, I don't know, it's like a shared custody or some shit, so they both send each other money for the kids and everything like that. So I said, well, how the fuck does Nene end up paying the wife and then the wife has to turn around and give the money back to Yoni? What the fuck? See, that's the type of shit I'll be doing if I was here in this great state. What'd you say? What's— he making money. It's a lick. He hit a lick. That's why I said nobody should be without a job. Not here at least. Now y'all know it's social media, it's National Social Media Day, right? Y'all didn't know that? Oh yeah, they celebrating about, I think about 20 years. It's been a long time. I ain't been on social media that long. Maybe 10. Facebook started, I was one of them motherfuckers like, "I ain't getting on that shit. I'm old school. What the fuck I'm doing on there sharing all my business? And I'm from the South." No, I'm not doing that shit. But listen, here's the thing. What'd you say, baby? What'd you say? Hold on. What'd you say? Hold on. Okay. I thought, you know, I like to answer y'all. I ain't drunk yet now. I'm almost. And I still ain't forgot about you, Felicia. I'm coming for my goddamn wine. There was a time before social media where you could just like live your life. You can enjoy it. I was sucking dick behind parking lots. Nobody would ever find out. Right behind the bleachers at the school. That's my boyfriend, my business. And didn't nobody know, 'cause I never talk. I never fucked with— and it's still like that, no talking ass nigga. That's why y'all don't see Shecko lying, okay? I make sure them motherfuckers is mute. But tell him I've been in the bed and barely can talk, goddamn it. He speak 5 languages, so he got to think 5 times before he even speak to get to English. Shit, I'm like, he ain't even mean what he said. He don't I don't even know what the fuck he said. English was his last language. Nah, but there was a time, like I said, where we could really enjoy our life, but not social media. And with us celebrating it, like there's some good things, there's some bad things, but then there's some shit that like really just gets under my skin. Like when you got, and here's my thing, I ain't got nothing against fat women. I'm fat sometimes. And I'm real with myself. Sometimes my stomach— you, you've seen it online. I'm holding it in right now, bitch. Right, fuck that shit. Listen, y'all be like, Tasha, why your navel big? Because you pregnant? No, bitch, it's salt retention. You know, we get older, we can't have a lot Salt and shit, you know, sugar, shit just sit right on your back and you pee it out. You wonder why you pissing all day. You like, bitch, the shit got to go somewhere. Salt, sugar, the kidneys filter that shit. You ain't drinking water, it's gonna stay on your back. Nah, but then we got bitches right on social media, especially like, it's the fucked up part about it, like in Africa, Nigeria, just it's really got. Now, who Nigerian in here? Because y'all like to cuss motherfuckers out when we even say that it's, you know, Nigeria is Africa. It's a whole war online. It is not Africa, it's Nigeria. Who the fuck told y'all? This Africa is a continent, like the United States is a continent. North America, they ain't had internet, and I know For all of like 5 years, it was still AOL. Now they got some money from the Chinese. This is why, you know, government don't wanna fuck with Chinese. They done speeded things up, so they got like 3G. They got podcasts now. They got their own Nollywood and shit. Yeah, 3G. Shit, I'm on that shit right now in this building. Plenty of y'all wondering why y'all ain't got no signal. Me either. Talking about we underground and shit. I was like, "How did I walk through the back door? I didn't go down no steps." But we underground. But then you got motherfuckers like, this is what's fucked up, you got motherfuckers in Nigeria telling their business. There was a student, I don't even need to know her fucking name. I know her fucking. She gets online during a podcast to brag about sleeping with her professors and obtaining her degree. She said there were many nights where she had to work late and she couldn't finish her work. So in order to finish her work, she decided to fuck her professors. She went from a C to an A. You remember the interview, don't you? I watched that shit like 3 times. I know this bitch ain't running her business down like this. Not like this. There's some difference. It's a long way from the South. You know, in the South, we still conservative somehow. We don't tell our business, but we'll laugh about yours, bitch. We still got them Bible Belt principles. But she— oh yeah, so I had to do what I had to do. So I fucked a few of my professors. They passed me. I got my degree. Now, a lot of people don't know who done been to Africa Who's been to Africa? Okay, okay. So you know when you go to Africa, it ain't no different than your average Black neighborhood, right? Everybody know everybody. It's a lot of niggas, but hey, word travel fast, okay? When you go over there, you'll be surprised. And then if you look like, like you, you got, you know, you got a distinct look and shit, you'll look like your tribe. You know what I'm saying? So it's real neat. Just like when you see all them Asians that look alike, 'Cause they weren't split up and made slaves. We were. You know what I'm saying? So, back to the story. She on a podcast. The podcast goes viral. Now, you know there's always a hatin' bitch somewhere waitin'. They done downloaded the podcast, took it to the dean of the university. It is hard to get a goddamn degree in Africa. It is expensive. Okay, and she sold her to get it. Got online and bragged about it during the podcast. Dean called her Teddy the Dean. Teddy said, I'mma need that goddamn degree back. Yeah, bitch, run that back like you was running that ass back. So then she gets back online the to cry. Say, is it fair? I worked hard for that degree. I worked hard. I said, bitch, they don't give degrees in selling. The kinesiology is the study of the body, not prostitution. I said, see what social media not done yet? You gonna run that back? People down there embarrassed. You know, in Black neighborhoods, they be like, "Oh, now who is the professors? Me? I would've took 'em all down. If my degree gotta come back, bitch, I'm putting names on line. You wanna play? Bitch, I'm calling Tasha K." Right? They would've been like, "You know what? Keep it." No different than what's going on down there in Florida. They got them schools on the side of the road next to the Winn-Dixie giving out nursing degrees, wondering why so many motherfuckers was dying during COVID and shit. They keep the money. The feds go run down on the schools, they keep the money, right? But they don't never give your money back, but they say give us the degree back. No, nigga, same time. Same time. I need my shit back. Fuck that. Let me make sure I stay on damn task here before Jasmine's like, "Bitch." Then we got the scammers. Now y'all know how many scammers I done exposed in my years of being on the internet. It's a lot, but now it's like they just getting bolder and bolder and bolder. Now who in here follow Kendra G? I know y'all like, "Tasha, where you going with this? Wait a minute now." Now just in case nobody knows who Kendra G is, who don't know who Kendra G is? Oh, so y'all know. Y'all done found some dick with Kendra G. Yeah. So here's the thing, you know Kendra G, she got a little dating side. You know me, she had smoke for me. All I did was I did was give her a little advice. I told her what I tell everybody: keep your nigga off the internet. She said, bitch, who you talking to? I said, I'm talking to you. I'm just— it's friendly advice, nothing. I'm just telling you, keep it private. I don't— you don't see me posting shit like that, you know. Hoes gonna— they— hey, hey, I had a transgender send me some shit. I had to quit. I said, well, now, check— wait Wait a minute, goddamn it. Now how? It turned out to be fake. I said, but goddamn it, DC. Had me about to go live in 5, 4, 3. Everybody equal opportunity with me, bitch, including me. Yeah, but like, you know, I'm giving her some friendly advice and then she get buck with me. I don't know if y'all remember me telling y'all that story on the YouTube. And she was like, "I ride for mine. Don't be trying to tell me what to do with my man." I was like, "Bitch, all I said was just, 'Hey, see you later. Keep your man off the internet.'" And I walked away. I walked away. I didn't even turn back. But then I had to turn back because you was talking shit. And the bitch in me not gonna let you just talk shit. So I was like, well, okay, all right, since you called, bitch. I said I wasn't looking for them, but why are you so angry all the time? Like, what's all this smoke? You know, when motherfuckers really get mad about some shit, it's because there's some shit. Where there's smoke, there's fire. So here's the thing, I ain't even do no research. I never do. Right? Until it's my time to do it, which means I receive the information, I go verify if it's true or not. Well, I received some information. Now, y'all know Kendra G always dressed down. We seen suits. I was like, bitch, I don't know where you getting these knit suits from in the summertime. She looking like she's straight out of Legally Blonde. Where the fuck? Why is your wig sitting back here? That is too much forehead for the camera. But he done told her, pose, baby, in front of the Bentley. She should have known how niggas was. We was gonna go and figure out before the feds where the money coming from. Well, I woke up Few months later, after she, you know, threatening me, "Bitch, I ride for mine. Don't you ever fucking threaten me. Me and my nigga, we go toe to toe." Okay, all right, cool, cool. Bitch, all right, keep that energy when I see you. So when I got these messages, right, on who this nigga was, I said, "Remember what you said." Now I just tapped the phone. "Hey, hey, Kendra, you up?" Silence. I got an email here. I know most of y'all done started reading like, "Move, bitch, get out the way. Get out the way." Receipts. Receipts. Remember, everything's allegedly. Even my name's allegedly, but that's for me. But for this nigga, she's fucked. How is Kendra G scrutinizing women about their requirements and preferences? You know she got that dating site and shit. Right? I was like, this bitch teaches people how to find love, but ain't told us where she found hers. Normally it's like, you know, when you see them dating shows and they had a couple's like marriage boot camp, they tell you how they met, how long they been together, all that shit. She ain't told nobody shit. I don't even think she know who she married to. Or fuck with. So here's the thing, but I found out. Like I said, I'm still waiting on the text back, 'cause it was read. She said, scrutinizing women about their requirements and preferences in a mate when she's parading around Los Angeles and being love bombed by Hushpuppi Jr. Now, who remember me talking about Hushpuppi Jr.? He was taking out Blac Chyna, had lions and tigers. He was down there in Dubai flying bitches in and shit. Yeah, I was trying to get some of that money. I need about $4 million. I would've went and got an ass shot or two. You can tell when a nigga ain't never had no money. He's showing it off. Real niggas be like, "Bitch, I ain't got, I—" "You wanna borrow a dollar? I'mma have to get you—" Nigga bank account be loaded down. He don't let nobody borrow money. Now back to Hushpuppi Jr. Now the Nigerian Dale, AKA Donovan Johnson, AKA Don Johnson, AKA Reginald Green, AKA Terrence Reid, AKA James Wright. I said, ain't that the motherfucker that got his tooth knocked out by Chrisean? He using his name and credit, okay. AKA Timothy Price, and the list goes on. She's head over heels in love with the notorious scammer that recently came home from federal prison for bank fraud, credit card fraud, wire fraud, identity theft, and money laundering. Her IG is Kendra G Media. It's a scam central and screams scam likely. I'm tired. Now she told me she ride for us. I doubled back, I said, "Bitch, I know I was gonna catch you outside." And now she parading around, you know, on social media. I said, "You just gonna keep going." The money that you funding it, because listen, let's be honest, Chicago radio, like being a radio host, who's a radio host here in the building? We got a radio host in the building? Anybody? Nobody doing radio? They don't pay shit. $12,000 a year, you get some promo, free tickets, coupons, Domino's tickets. What you say, huh? Who said no? You're a radio host? Why you raise your hand? That's a bet. But see, the perks behind it, you get Beyoncé concert tickets and shit, you know what I'm saying? So that's why— that's where I started. You know what I'm saying? That's how I got to know a lot of their business. I was like, "Bitch, I got backstage passes. I work for the Cracker Station, bitch. I'll be there down there in a minute." But yeah, motherfuckers just putting everything on social media and she just gonna run with the shit. I was like, "Now, you know if I found this out." You know, you got this app now, this dating app. You gotta have a scamming section. It's only right for Kendra to do that. I said, if we're gonna be all in, you gotta be all in on social media. You can't be like one foot out, one foot in the door, one foot out. No, bitch, you got to step through the door. You looking for a scammer like me? You see I'm riding in Bentleys, my clothes are ordered from Nigeria. I said, that's a lie. That's that bitch. You got them down there at the Chinese where Bishop Lamar Whitehead got his truth. I ain't seen a Fendi suit that big. I said, they don't even make that much material. Them damn clothes be for them skinny motherfuckers. Like, bitch, your shoulders too wide, bitch, get the fuck out of here. We don't have enough material. You can't afford it. Then we got New York judges out here soliciting pussy. Now, when I did my research, I could have sworn that selling was illegal, right? I ain't crazy, right? So when they got judges being called out by the plaintiffs, because the plaintiffs— it's a New York judge, this is real, okay? Yeah, uh-huh. I went to school with a bitch like her in Florida. There was a group of them back in the '90s. They had black hair, they used to play with Ouija boards, black eyeliner, black clothes, feet black, but they skin real white. And you could tell she pale. She ain't got no clothes up under that robe. She handles family court and her profile is listed on a threesome website. Oh yeah, the New York Daily Post. See, they wanna laugh at our shit. I said, nah, nah, nah, nah. Tasha K is equal opportunity out here in this motherfucker. We talking about all they ass out there, them to say a goddamn thing. Got a judge ordering me to pay $4 million and they soliciting pussy on the bench. That's what we doing. Now here's what she got caught doing as a sitting judge and she still sits. Oh, she's still sitting on the pussy soliciting. She know the law. Same real way I fucking read and know the law for North Carolina, and that's why I ain't gonna go to jail tonight. She know the law. So in New York, in the Bronx, okay, one of her plaintiffs is in there complaining about her baby daddy not paying child support. The plaintiff recognizes the bitch from the website because her and her boyfriend on the site looking for third wheels. The judge. Jasmine, you got it. Receipts. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah, this is a sitting judge, okay, over family court. She loves family. She wants to be a part of a family. She wants to be the third person person in a family and is hosted on websites that is looking for a third family member. So this happened to be a Black woman she was trying to solicit. The judge inboxed her. She was like, bitch, I'm your place. She said, I know, couldn't keep my eyes off you. Now I didn't even know, I didn't even know it was illegal— not illegal for a judge to hit on you as long as there's no transactions. They free to date who they want to date, who they want to fuck. They real people too. Matter of fact, they are voted in office by the people, by us, right? So the young lady makes a complaint to the court. They was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's really fucked up. They moved the judge to another court. I said, now why she ain't get arrested? Because she wasn't selling. So the law is it's against the law to solicit and sell She was giving it away. So that's why she still got her job. She's still working in family courts, and she's still posting on websites. I said happy Social Media Day. Only on fucking social media. Dating sites is social social media too. I swear to God, these algorithms run faster than TikTok, bitch. I saw a motherfucker on the beach last week. My friend that was sitting beside me, because she trying to find somebody on the dating site, she said, girl, but that guy just popped up on my goddamn profile. I said, oh my God, your phone saw him. You know who else misused Social media. I talked about this in Charlotte. August Alsina. This crackhead had it made. Give me a second. They ain't give me no chair. All he had to do is sit down, cross his legs, Lemme get me wine. Never mind my stomach, it's got a mind of its own. It's what the Spanx is for, but they can't spank everything. Oh, thank you, baby, thank you. August Alsina, he had a, what was it, one-two hit wonder? Right. Now we play him all the time in the shower. Right? He went off, did 2 songs, started smoking crack. Oh no, he was getting high, high. You ain't seen him on Red Table Talk? That motherfucker, when she was asking him, Jada was asking him questions, he was like, "Huh?" "Yeah, yeah, you looked out for me." She was like, "I looked out for Augie. Augie needed me." And I had told y'all that they was spiritually married. A lot of y'all didn't believe me, right? I said, all he had to do is sit back. He with one of the wealthiest Black families out there. All he got to do is throw dick, smoke his shit, and don't ask to get legally married. All he had to do is bring her to North Carolina, shit would have been done. I said, damn, I really got to start dropping some gems, you know, stirring some shit up in these households. But here's my thing, so he gets online to leak. I guess maybe he came up out of the high because, you know, when a motherfucker wake up, that money cut off, they can't get no rocks, bitch. I said all he had to do was be cute. He got permission from the wife. To fuck her husband. I don't think y'all understand what I'm saying. Y'all don't get it? You need me to explain it? He got permission from the wife to fuck her husband. Will Smith is the wife, according to Bilal. There's a way he said he was getting murdered in that room. Only wives get they fuckers beat down like that, right? They gave you permission. Will said, no problem, go fuck my husband. But Lil said Jada had the dildos. She already got the fade. And you get on social media to tell us about it? They damn near the Huxtables, bitch. What the— just like that bitch I interviewed last night on Tashkay Live, the Shaquille O'Neal neal, bitch. Who on TashKLive.com up here? Okay, okay, okay. All right, now y'all need to get your subscriptions now, okay? It ain't but $12. Is what go down over there. YouTube will take it down. There's a reason, there's a method to the madness going on. That's why my shit's still up on YouTube, okay? Jaguar Wright, uh, this bitch YouTube lets her— I said, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Stay the fuck out my pockets. I'm playing bingo, goddamn it. Hate that bitch. If they shut social media down and she go with it, I'll be happy, bitch. I'll just be down there working at Church's Chicken. I'm good. I'm good. Let me put this back. Here we go. It was a nice little seat though. I ain't wear no heels 'cause I was like, I ain't finna do this today. I had a heavy leg day. What the fuck was I saying now? Wine and shit done start kicking in. Oh, okay. Well, Houston, who coming to Houston? Oh, fuck. Anyway. Anyway, anyway. Y'all remember what the hell I said? If not, I'm gonna go on and move on. What was I saying? How much I love you. I love Jack right now. That's a goddamn lie. What'd I say about Will? Yeah, yeah, I was finished with that shit. I said, "See what crackheads do? You fucking up the bag, goddamn it." That's why I got my notes and shit. It's too much information on too many motherfuckers. I'm CNN and I'm comedy at the same time. What'd you say, baby? Oh yeah, the interview from last night on TashaKLive.com. Jasmine, Jasmine, bring this bitch up real quick. See, this is how dangerous social media is. There's some good, there's some bad, there's some pluses, you know what I'm saying, about social media. Now we met on social media. I love that, thank you so much. You know what I'm saying? Y'all could have watched me at the house. Y'all could've stayed home, okay? They say we scroll just as much as we need to walk to lose weight. Said Ozan, look, we wouldn't need no goddamn Ozan because if we just gave the thumb a rest, bitch, and just walked, all right? Now this bitch, her name is Shana Moss. Let me tell you how dangerous social media is. So she contacts me, you know, Shakille O'Neal is going viral with a bitch that look like Drake. I don't know if y'all saw them photos. She sends me the photo. I was like, is this real? You know, they had Shakille O'Neal, big ass, and it was a little light-skinned girl. She looked like Jada's daughter, you know, and she was tight about it. Now here's the thing, so she was like, I want to do an interview. I was like, all right, cool, no problem, you know, as long as you got your receipt. So she sent me the receipt. And it was some good receipts, right? But here's the thing. So we doing an interview and I'm like, "How you meet Shaq?" She was like, "It was, you know, we met at a hookah bar and I was going through a lot. He took me home to the Beverly Hills Hotel." I wouldn't even go fuck nobody in no Beverly Hills Hotel. Ain't that where Whitney Houston died? I'm not doing it. Every time they say Beverly Hills Hotel, I say some shit, some fucking spirits in there, like in the house I'm staying in right now in Raleigh. Fuck that shit. Said, "We need to go to the Aloft. That's what we gonna do. Marriott, bitch. Fuck the Beverly Hills Hotel." So she, you know, she proceeds to tell me about, you know, how he gave her $1,000. She didn't ask for it. After they fucked, he left it on the dresser. Now, you know, I would've felt a little prostituted, but I wouldn't have said nothing about it. Who gonna say something about it? Bitch, thank you. Ain't nobody never paid me for shit before, but I appreciate it. This pussy been out the game a long time, so I don't even know if it still work right, but this is validation and confirmation. I appreciate this shit, Kiel. You know? So she was excited, so he was like, all you gotta do, you my type, She look like Shawnee, she look like Hoops. Can you tell? All you gotta do is don't fuck with nobody else, right? Keep— what'd you say? Shut the fuck up, right? She on my show now. She done met him in April. What, what we in now? And you already— yeah, you heard me talking, bitch. So she, you know, she's just telling my bitch, she's telling her And if you saw the interview, I put on my shades at one point in the interview 'cause I was like, "Bitch." You know, she was just like, "I ain't have no— I just moved to LA. I didn't have no furniture in my house." You know, she's sitting up online, you know, with me. They love to open they legs to me or something, like I'm a stud or something. She's like, "Yeah." That's why I be putting on my shades. I don't want y'all be thinking I be looking down there but it's like, maybe like, why are your legs open for the interview? So she just, you know, on the bed and stuff. And she was like, yeah, so, you know, one day I was out shopping. He's telling me he loves me, everything. I haven't seen him. We're just communicating online now after our only encounter, but we're FaceTiming a lot. And I was on FaceTime with him and I was buying furniture, and he told me to get out that store and go to another store. So I was like, what store were you in? She was like, Bob's Discount. He said, bitch, get out the store, go down there to Ashley Furniture. I told her she needed to be at Haverty's. She didn't even know what Haverty's was. I said, oh no, talking about she 33. I said, bitch, you "Like, now, you not, what you not finna do, ho. It's not like that. I get you don't know what Havardees is and what they do, but bitch, they would've picked out the room." Okay, but she was just like, "Yes, I went down and I got every, he just paid for everything. And then he offered to fly my kids in. So I had to go pick up my kids 'cause," she says, "I have a long-distance custody agreement." I said, "What the fuck is that?" I had to get her to, "Long-distance custody agreement, what?" So I was like, "What you, you fuck, don't even worry about it. Just move on," right? So she got to talking, she was like, "He needs to," exposing him because he needs to not tell people that he loves them, right? And then like he expects me to just wait on him. I said, well, bitch, you ain't have to tell him like that you wasn't waiting on him. He work a lot. He's a celebrity. He work like me, bitch. I work all day. I don't get off till I go to sleep. You understand? Like, bitch, I didn't go to sleep till 1 AM. I was up at 5 AM. Writing for the show. You understand what I'm saying? We work. I wish a motherfucker would fuss at me about working. I just finished the whole apartment, got your kids with your bitch. Why are you calling me? You should be good. She was like, but I need quality time. My love language is quality time. Nigga worked about 10 jobs and Bob's Furniture was one of his commercials. So listen, but he told me, "Get your ass up outta that store." And she left, took a purse and left, bitch. Got down there to Ashley Furniture and the shit still looked like it came from Bob's Furniture. I said, "See, y'all saw that bed?" So I told her, I was like, "You stupid." When she was done, I said, "You done?" She was like, "Yeah." I said, "Can I speak? Permission to speak?" She was like, "Yeah." I was like, "You stupid." So she was like, "I'm not stupid. He needs to stop doing this." Doing what? He made sure you was good. Older men just want peace. You don't ask them for money. You just tell them the problem. Right? Right? I'm just saying. You don't go up to no old man and be like, "Give me some money." Right? That's how I knew. I was just like, "See, something ain't right." clicking right with this bitch, you know what I'm saying? I said, you had it, you know what? Instead of saying you needed $300 for an Uber and that's why y'all stopped talking, I said all you had to do was say, baby, I gotta get this Uber, I don't know how I'm gonna do it, my card not working, you know, the bank done blocked my card, shit, I got these kids with me. He would have been like, well baby, wait, how much you need? That's how y'all work, right? That's how you work, right? They think, "Yeah, but it's just something disrespectful." Everything's allegedly, right? But there's just something so disrespectful when a woman just come out and ask you for some money. It make you feel like, "Oh, bitch, you think I'm the bank?" Well, yeah. But you gotta finesse that shit, you know? Rub his back, you know? I still can't even ask my husband to take out the trash. I be like, "Damn, baby, the trash like getting real full." I'm really full, you know? I'mma try to get it out in a second myself. Oh, no problem. I'm still getting some fuck tonight. Now see, you don't like me asking you for shit. Don't ask me for shit. So I told her she was fucking stupid. Now let me tell you how stupid— like, social media. This is shit I hate about social media as much as I hate fucking Jaguar. She everywhere but not in one picture. How does G. Deal have to remember your voice but not your face? Yeah, I think you was singing in the bathroom at Diddy party. I can't, but it was you. Somebody hit me in the DM and was like, this Shayna, this Shayna bitch clout chasing. I said, what you mean? Now I didn't expect it to go this way. Everything allegedly, even my name's allegedly. I'm not a medical professional, nor am I a doctor, okay? I'm not bound by the HIPAA law. I am just bound to give you the details of what I received, and as a Wano What you do with this shit is up to you, okay? But this is the bad side of social media. So motherfucker hit me in my DM saying she lying. This bitch was on Facebook in 2022 doing interviews with the local news talking about her boyfriend slash baby daddy allegedly, allegedly, allegedly allegedly, giving her and several women that house in Virginia. And a lot of y'all just tell your partner if they don't understand what that mean, okay? So I received this. I said, which way? I'mma need some receipts. Pop, pop the interview up. I said, oh shit. I said, see, this the shit I hate about social media. My heart got to fluttering and shit. It was like them Houston rates, you know what I'm saying? Them Houston— they said Houston on fire right now with that House of Virginia bitch. And said, bitch, you got to go down there wrapped in a condom. Somebody said Halloween every day. But when they said that shit, I said, wait, this is not what I do, but I'll be sure to relay this to the winos. House, okay? What they do with it is what they do with it. Nobody trying to get no more lawsuits around this shit. I ain't got it. I mean, I do, but I ain't got it. Anyway, back to this alleged wine here. I was like, what the— hold it back. So he sent me the the screenshot of the arrest record of the nigga that supposedly gave to her. She was, you know, doing an interview saying, I want other women to be warned about this. Same reason she was trying to say she wanted to warn bitches about Shaq. It was the same shit. And I was like, oh my God. You know, she had posts saying, you know, he was like, she trying to start a new life. I said, but how you start a new life? She got the same name. It still say Shayna Ross Crosser. Her Facebook. This is back in 2022 now. I said, "Shaq," 'cause I asked her during the interview, I said, "Y'all use protection?" She was like, "Of course." I was like, "Thank God. Thank God I asked that question." So Shaq ain't getting no type of negative publicity at all, okay? But that's the negative side of social media that I hate. 'Cause I'm like, when motherfuckers step on my platform, I ask 'em, just like I'mma ask you. Do you know the words that are coming out of your mouth? Speak now, or forever hold your motherfucking peace. But I need this wine. I got wine nose that are thirsty. We staged a mouth drop right now. Y'all like, "Goddammit, Tasha, keep going." Another negative side of social media. Diplo. Y'all like, "Who that white man?" He's not a white man. He's a cracker. There's a difference. Okay? I have to explain this, especially if we have white people in the building. All right? There's a difference between a Black person, difference between a nigga. There's a difference between a cracker. I have to break it down for them. Difference between a white person and cracker, we see 'em every day in Florida. They sunburned and shit. They nails is dirty and black, ate up. They don't wear drawers with they shorts, no shirts, sunspots, teeth rotten, hair got flies and shit in it. They don't wear shoes on hot concrete. They red as fuck all over they body. But the only thing that's white is they ass crack. And it's not peeling from a sunburn, it's peeling from dirt. Now, if you mad about that, white folks, I don't know what to tell you. Okay? That's the difference between white person and cracker, man. Hit dog holler. Right? So I have to be, I have to put disclaimers 'cause you know, we the rawest goddamn, you know, comedy show on the road right now. Yeah. So I was like, "Ha ha." I'm not, no, I'm not telling no family jokes, bitch. It's not what I do, I'm sorry. My crowd is not sensitive, yours is, okay? Diplo, y'all remember when I interviewed Gina too? If you don't, I'll explain to you. She was the model that was linked to Nick Cannon. By the way, he asked me to take his thumbnail down. He was like, "Tasha, this video got 400,000 views and it says that she was linked to me." I never fucked that girl. I said, "Nick, I got you, I got you. But I should leave it up 'cause you deleted my, you know, my Wild 'N Out episode." Yeah, yeah, I dragged B. Simone. It went left. I knew they were gonna say something. I saw that girl, I was like, now I'm little, but that girl little. I was like, "Oh my God." I was like, "Stay over there. I don't wanna smell you fucking your own babe." They got that right on the first take. I was like, they was like, Tasha, this TV. Okay, I ain't know how to act. I was like, shit, y'all thought this was Wild 'N Out, bitch. We supposed to roast. Y'all write this shit? No. I mean, I keep notes, but I don't write detail by detail, you know. I just have a couple things to make me stay on track because I get drunk walk on stage. That's the only reason I do it for, you know what I'm saying? Otherwise I'll be like, what the fuck did I say again? Yeah. So Diplo, now he from Philadelphia. Philadelphia got mad I dragged the fuck out of them. See, y'all happen to be a good city, so there was no wine on y'all, you know what I'm saying? Y'all, it's just y'all laws. I said, well, that's the reason why y'all ain't got no crime and shit, 'cause y'all laws. Don't play that shit. Y'all got a sun downtown, did you know that? You gotta stop by City Hall before you even park in that motherfucker. I forgot what the name of that town was. What'd you say? Exactly. I said, this the Carolinas now. You crackers move different. Them same motherfuckers Trump running with. So back to Gina too. Now she, you know, she going viral. I was the first blogger to hit her. I was like, yo, she was sick. She was in the wheelchair, right? She was losing weight. She was probably like pound 69. I was like, damn, she about to go, you know what I'm saying? I was like, T-cell, she got one T-cell left. I got that from my best friend though. He got that shit right. That motherfucker was in the hospital. Doctor told us something, he only got but 2 T-cells. I said, 2? They said if he would have ate an apple with pesticides on it, it would have took him out. I said, whoa. But he's still here though. That's my friend. He's still here, you know what I'm saying? So, but he told me when we were sharing a piece of cake one day, I was like, he was like, I got something to tell you. I was like, what's up? You can tell me anything. He was like, well, you know, when I came to Piedmont Park, I met this fine-ass nigga with blue eyes. He was light-skinned, and I went home with him, and he gave me AIDS. I said, wait, what? He had just— see, that's one of my mama tried to tell me, don't eat off people. Oh yeah, that shit, I was— I went home, I was like, I need to go to the doctor, something wrong, I'm already sick. I had to tell my husband and I was like, "I got something to tell you." Why y'all laughing? A lot of y'all share blunts with motherfuckers. A lot of y'all share weed pens, hookah pen, hookah tips and shit. Yeah. Just saw Jamal Bryant down there in my building sharing a motherfucking hookah tip with a nigga. I said, now it's late night, where your wife at, bitch? Oh, she right here on the stage on Tuesday. I went live on Monday to tell y'all what I saw. I said, where the ring at, Jamal? I ain't seen it. Back to Gina anyway. Back to Gina. See how I be getting off track and shit? Okay, so Gina got one T-cell left, right? And everybody was linking her to Nick Cannon. She even said like, you know, Nick Cannon was my friend, and she went down down her list, but she didn't know where she contracted that shit from. She was like, "I was trying to put my head together and I can't." And I was like, "Well, your head kind of..." So give it some time, you know? You been going through a lot. Time to find out, this is what I hate, this is what the internet is. So this white man Diplo, apparently, there's another black girl that hit me, her name was Shelly, okay? Now Shelly been in my DM for years. This motherfucker burnt me. She a black girl, beautiful. Look at Shelly, right? I said, Shelly, baby, what do you want me to do with this? He got you on a gag order. What do you want me to do? She was like, he did it to me. I said, did what? He gave me an STD. I said, okay, but Shelly, I need receipts. I can't, I'm gagged. So somehow, this is when TikTok really started popping. Okay, Gina too walked— sorry, rolled in a wheelchair so that Reese— so that Reese could try to walk. Listen, look at y'all like, what the fuck is TikTok news? It's a whole different beast, okay? Everybody trying to get rid of it. So she contacts Gina here And Gina tells her, yo, I was with Diplo too for years. So was Azealia Banks. He only dates Black women. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of y'all in him like, he fine when I put him on the screen. Yeah, he's a nice looking white man. Tasha, what'd he do? Well, apparently according to them, everything's allegedly— even my name's allegedly— Gina figures Wait a minute. I guess she had a DM with Shelly. I think we got point of contact. I think contract tracing is done. So she goes live from her wheelchair, tags me in the live on TikTok. I think I found where I got it from. I was like, who, Gina? Jasmine, what a— Now this dip low on Twitter. He's a big producer, huge producer, only black girls. Yeah, okay, he doing what his slave master's telling him to do. He didn't put that shit in the black women. That's why Kanye West don't fuck with us. He on a mission. Listen, Diplo says October 28th, 2013. Y'all ever joked about having STDs. Y'all think that shit funny? Is that something you just tweet and say, if success is a disease, I got full-blown AIDS? And then @Alexagrash, Dixie Cream Cool, the thing, the cool thing about HIV is you can't get it twice. Yeah, so you got to be careful about social media. Those are some of the positive things And see, here's the thing too. It's like when shit come out like this, right? And then we get the shit like the girl crying, you know what I'm saying? Talking about she gotta run back her degree and shit. When real shit come out here, we don't even wanna believe it. We exhausted. We like, "Bitch, what do you want us to do?" We just scroll past a bitch crying, a baby, a baby hurling like Chris Sean's. Like, "What do you want me to do with this information?" I got somebody. What? Some of y'all got— somebody got to check on that baby. Bitch, I'm just like this on my— yeah. I said, "Listen, I got 5, you got 5 seconds to tell me what the fuck the problem is before I scroll to the next problem." That's why they say we suffering from all these goddamn mental illnesses and shit. You know what I'm saying? Every time we scroll, we depressed, we happy, we anxious, all in one. We don't know what the fuck we gonna get by the time we 30 minutes in on social media. Don't ask for no pussy when they on social media. You gotta play, what she on? She on a Baby Happy? Okay, I can get in. Now, bitch. She on Diddy dragging Cassie across the floor. She looking at you like, now you see this? You like, I ain't got nothing to do with that. So when we get serious issues like, you know, Diddy dragging Cassie— because here's my thing with Diddy, right? I'm gonna be honest with I think I've said it in passing. I said, now everybody had a Diddy and Cassie in their neighborhood. Raleigh, y'all ain't got that problem, I heard. Y'all neighborhoods is good. I grew up in a trailer park, not the double wides, the singles. And the doors open from the outside. When somebody knocked on your door, door, you push that bitch over here. What? Across from that trailer was a nigga like Diddy. He had like a— I don't know, sometimes it was white, sometimes it was Latino. We never knew. We minded our business. That bitch was getting her ass whooped every night. We didn't say nothing because she wasn't one of us. But Rolanda in the trailer next door, "Oh bitch, get your shit. We finna go whoop this nigga ass today." But the mixed girl, we didn't know if she was illegal, what her situation was. We just, you know, "Bitch, what the fuck you want?" "I closed the trailer door, bitch." That girl ain't left yet. She had all these days to leave. This nigga go to work. She's still in the house. That's how I feel about Cassie. I said Diddy got a section over here. Let's just say hypothetically y'all Diddy hoes. Each one of y'all got your day, you got your week. We're gonna talk about him trading young Miami in a minute, okay? Jasmine, where my Diddy at? Get this motherfucker off the screen. Bring my fat, my thick thigh Diddy up here. Goddamn, he got a fat ass too. So let's just say you Cassie. Now you, yo, Miami. You Lori Harvey. You Misa the baby mama. Kim Port— Who you want to be? Pick a name. Who? Okay, you want to be his mama now? He slapped that bitch too. She ain't excluded. They say he was high one day. They say he keep a fanny pack full of pills. And bitch, that Mama Wins He said, "You don't need to get hot for Shanua." He slapped that bitch down. Say, "Mama, I'm sorry. Happy Mother's Day." That's why he be having that all the award show. Like he a pimp, like Ike Turner. He be like, "This my mama. Her titty sagging in the light." Diddy, bitch, tell your mama put on a bra. He say, "I got 2 pick, yeah, this my mama." I'm a bitch. That's not your hoe, but he treat his mama like his hoe. Let's see, what other hoe does he got? Jasmine, give me the list of Diddy hoes real quick for me. Run that, run that for me. Okay, we said Cassie. Okay, Jasmine, let's go. Okay, yeah, no, that's Misa. Okay, Dreya. Okay, Young Miami. Now if a nigga would He with you, right? Well, you Cassie, so that don't count. Lori, he with you. Y'all, you know, on your way to go see your stepdaddy, you know what I'm saying? Steve, to meet him. You saying he the one. He, yeah, we ain't forget. We forgot about the male hoes. Meek Mill, we'll come back to him in a second. You Meek. Meek mill. That look like some shit Diddy would wear anyway. You look good though. You look good. Thank you for reminding me about that. He was like, "You forgot about the male hoes too." You right. So Cassie, he with Lori. He gonna be with Lori for a few days. He got a few white bitches he on the beach with too. Dressed, I'm like, "Why you got on a sweatsuit on the beach?" This bitch laid out naked with a G-string on. Diddy, what is you doing? 'Cause he trying to spend time with everybody. So here's the thing, just like that bitch that lived in the trailer next door to me, real story, real true story. When that nigga went to work, she had 8 hours to get her shit and get the fuck out of that trailer. She could have came to my trailer. Come on in here, he ain't coming up in this motherfucker. But she never talked to us. I was like, so we minded our business, you know. He let her talk to that bitch. You better chill. You, Cassie, he with her, he leave her, he go with her, he meets with you at a hotel. The day he meet with you, he dragging you down the hotel fucking lobby. Is that his fault or your fault? You had 3 weeks to run. This nigga ain't been beating your ass. I said Cassie set that nigga up. Yeah, exactly. That's my point. So if he leave after beating my ass, by the time he make his rounds back to me, bitch, I'm gone. Do you understand what I'm saying? Why you want to run the day down the hallway? Why you in the camera so much? When he went to kick her, he missed her. I mean, domestic violence is nothing to laugh about, but I grew up laughing about it, you know, 'cause my mama and daddy fought every day. So you couldn't do nothing but either cry or laugh. Like, mama got, she got the lick this time. Daddy, ooh, he choked the shit outta that bitch. She one-up you, one-up. It's a redo, let's go. That was every day in my fucking house in my neighborhood, you know what I'm saying? Y'all know how it go. But I'm just saying, like, if it were me, shit just would've went different. But you understand, like, you can't— So she had a long-term plan. $30 million in 8 hours. She had video receipts and told the fans where to go get 'em from. She got what she need. And I said, now see, that's why I need to learn to speak Spanish. 'Cause my neighbor, she, I think she was from El Salvador. You know what I'm saying? And I was like, goddamn. See, they be, you know, they be pondering on that shit. You know, Black women, we reactionary. I figured that out when my nephew, you know, tried me last week. He on social media. I'm like, hey, what's the girlfriend name? Because he was smiling. I said, I know you got a little black girl. What you mean, huh? Black girl? Who told you that? This nigga black? Who told you that shit? I was like, uh, you. They too aggressive. I said to my nephew, now I had 5 seconds to either get aggressive because he said it in the car with 3 Black women and we all just was like, we about to get aggressive. But it was like, he a child. See, if we do that, he gonna be right. That's how reactionary we are. He had me, I gotta go another way. So I told him to show me the bitch. She was Asian. I said, oh, she did my toes last night. Last week. Oh my God. But man, Raleigh, for real though, it was so nice being down here. Thank you. Getting away from Florida. I know we brag about our our beaches and shit, you know? I be on the beach about 3 times a week. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, sand bugs. Y'all ain't know shit till you get bit by sand bugs, okay? Them motherfuckers is real. They like fleas. Okay? You don't realize it till you out. You got a sunburn or a sandburn or a heat rash. You don't know. All in the crack of your ass and shit. But I mean, yeah, it's beautiful though. You know what I'm saying? Only thing ain't beautiful is our news. Niggas, now what'd you say? Our laws are straight now. We just an open carry state. We can fuck who we want to fuck, you know. Florida the only state where you can get away with killing your child because you want to go to the club. Casey Anthony, she wasn't from Florida. Florida, by the way, but they said she was. She was from Warren, Ohio. I said, bitch from Florida? Her sister watching the kids. So her sister kid's watching the kids. She put that little girl in the trunk with chlorophyll. Tomorrow I'll be back. But I'm telling you, but our niggas are not okay. When I tell you Florida got us stressed out. That's why I had to go to Africa. You know, it's like we got motherfuckers like Kodak Black that buy original golds at our beauty supply stores owned by Arabs that sell silk flowers that are in our grandmama and auntie them house that collect make dust. They don't clean them bitches. Y'all know them blue, orange, nice little silk flower arrangements they sell out jewelry? That's where these niggas is going to get their gold. They don't take them off until they start bleeding. They let the salt water, so they say, wash their hair. You ask a Florida nigga with some dreads, hey, you wash your hair? Nah, nah, nah. See, y'all can tell you going to get yours done. I can tell. Florida nigga, that shit is matted at the top. Talk about, yeah, I just went and dipped my shit in the water. That how I wash my shit, dog. Gums black, bleeding. Then they went— you know, they got these new veneers. I got me some, but my teeth was healthy when I got them. Y'all got me some. They was $6,000. I went to Colombia. They were 52 here. Yeah, like, you know, you know, Dr. Heavenly charged Funky Dineva for one tooth. What I paid for a whole mouth in Colombia. That nigga been smiling from the side. We got niggas like Trick Daddy talk about eating ass. Ass. Why they cooking? Like, this is what we got in Florida, you know? So if you coming down, you thinking about coming down there for some shit, don't. I'm trying to save you because here's the thing, people don't think about that shit. You know this new veneer thing? It's like you got to have healthy teeth to get veneers in one day. I got mine in 6 hours. They ain't nothing. The gums is good. They ain't bleeding. But motherfuckers will have rotted gold, tarnished bronze, okay? There's a few other names for these goddamn golds, okay? They ain't even gold no more. They gold-plated. They 14-karat gold-plated and shit. They brushing their teeth, they're bleeding, but they'll take the gold off. Teeth are rotted underneath. They put some new teeth on top, but they forget to I tell you, where my dental hygienist at? You can't cure gingivitis. You can treat that shit, just like HIV, but you can't cure that shit. So these niggas got brand new teeth, but they gums is swole, and they eating plenty of shit. So I wish to God we would adopt some of y'all laws. Raleigh, North Carolina. Thank y'all so much for coming out. It was one concert live on the fucking comedy. I love y'all. I hope y'all enjoyed the show. And I'll see y'all in Houston for New Year's Eve. 2025, baby! I'm in! I love it! When we're stressed out about anything, including debt, there's so many other detriments to our lives, our health, our family, our friends. All can see it on us. And then when you become debt-free, you can start focusing on things that truly make you happy. It really is true happiness. I've had many individuals make up with family members after going through bankruptcy because they don't have the stress. It really changes your mindset and it allows you to have the freedom, the mental freedom, to take care of what's really important. And I certainly recommend it for everybody because, as we all know, life is too short. Um, we don't get enough liquid D3, we don't get enough vitamin D. And so, um, I personally have to supplement. This particular vitamin D that I travel with all the time, and I make sure that I never run out of, is, uh, 10,000 IUs, gluten-free, vegetarian, has a vitamin E and vitamin C base. Okay, and so it's very highly absorbable. There are some fantastic reviews on shoptkdeals.com. Of women who claimed that they couldn't even like lift their arms. And by taking vitamin D3, which helps your body to absorb calcium, and the calcium feeds the bones, they can now raise their arms, they're less pain and things like that. Everybody I feel personally that started doing this got it from you. There was a group of us. There was Sandra, YBF, Young Black and Fabulous, Parkin' Disorderly, Concrete Loop. Wow. So all of those were before me. Like, I had an actual job. I was working at the lottery. The day I got fired from the lottery was the day I started my website. I started blogging about Soulja Boy, Monica, and this was before Housewives. So I started blogging about everybody in Atlanta. You used to roast them with the pictures. That was before ChatGPT, child. I was right. I was— What did Todd do to make Kandi Why did he want to leave so bad? He had an emotional relationship. I feel like Kandi fell for somebody else and used that as an excuse. Kandi was allowing other women— In the bed. In the house to stay there, to cook and clean for him while she was on the road. They had the one bitch they was on vacation with sitting there with her legs wide open. Phoebes probably used to it, 'cause you know, she was one of Akon's wives. So, you know, she used to being a part of that. Nene, Jerrez, Phaedra, Kandi came later. Lisa Wu. Lashun Snow. KKK Kim Zolciak. Marlo has done a great job. Cynthia playing the middle was good. At the end of the day, you need all of those in an ensemble cast to come together to make it great, and now they don't have that. Who is the anchor now? And Gio was the one that got all the contracts for them, and T.S. Madison fucked him over and did him wrong. Gio, child. Anyway, he was in court doing stuff to Me Too, so I ain't— I mean, if that That was his boss. Yeah, that was his boss. I guarantee you he was one of the people that put my phone number on the internet. Oh no. Along with TS Man Hands. He helped me with some information. Can we talk about DL Whisperers for a second? Yes. What about the Claudia situation? And TS Madison calling out Claudia for liking stuff on the DL Whisperers page. About him. About him. TS Madison meeting him. And then— Claudia in the DL whispers DM even after Colorist Claudia goes and issues an apology. So she issued an apology on her platform that don't nobody watch. Watch this full program and other exclusive content on www.tashakalive.com.