I can’t believe this sh*……, I might have to get surgery…
Tasha K discusses her upcoming breast reduction surgery, dealing with G-cup pain and worrying about nipple sensation and fitting recovery into her tour schedule. She opens fan gifts, answers questions about her thyroid condition and fitness routine, and promotes upcoming shows across the US.
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Hey y'all, hey! Give me a second, let me grab my wine. Hold on y'all, hold on. Wanos, where y'all at? Hey, what's going on? Oh Lord, I'm trying— let me try to move this up a little bit, it's so low. Let me get a sec. Okay, got this. I'm in my dressing room. It's not much, you know, but I got my own little private dressing room and stuff. Oh, that's better. Yes, that's much better. How's that, guys? That's good? That's cool? Okay, okay, cool. What's up, y'all? How y'all doing? Oh my gosh, I hate the slantiness of the phone though, but I gotta deal with that. I gotta find something that's like stable. I hate when it leans back and stuff because it makes me look wider, and I'm really little in person, I swear to God. Like, people see me, they be like, you so little, and I'm like, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. Anyway, um, what's going on, y'all? I came on here to just kick the shits with y'all. I'm going through it emotionally because I'm— I may have to have surgery and I have to squeeze it in somehow. And the earliest I'm gonna have to probably squeeze it in is like January of next year because I'm on tour every weekend of this year for the rest of this year. Okay, please make sure y'all get y'all tickets. Tashakayonstage.com. We'll be in Philadelphia this weekend. We sold out one show, so we just added a second show. Um, so we got a 7 and a 9:15 show. Okay. Oh, you want to see the shirt? Um, beautifully, uh, Honest got me this shirt. You see it? It says, drinking my wine and minding the biz, minding their business on Wine with Tash K. Yeah, so the winos, I know y'all been asking for shirts and stuff, but I, I'm not getting the shirts. Like, the, the winos are buying me the shirt. I'm gonna get y'all some shirts. That's what I got. I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it. I'm just, I'm just super busy, man. It's crazy, it's crazy, it's crazy. But, um, let me see something because like I said, I hate it when it— okay, I think that's better. Yeah, let me see. Yeah, I think that's better. No, give me a second, y'all. I'm so funny about this. Okay, I could deal with this. This is much better. I just hate when it slants, you know what I'm saying? Can y'all hear me and stuff? Y'all can. Austin, Texas, December 8th. I see y'all. So yeah, I may have to have— like, not may, it's gotta happen— surgery. Um, my breasts have gone from a triple F to a G, and when I tell you my back is killing me when I wear bras, I have what you call like these headaches that go all up the side here it throbs here, and it's like I have to find myself— like, you know, when I wear a bra, it hurts. When I don't wear a bra, it hurts. It's just so much. Let me do this real quick. No, that's better. Put it back on. That light was bothering me. Now I don't want to come back home. Okay, cool. Um, yeah, I'm in so much pain, y'all. So much pain. It is serious. Having surgery is— what are you talking about? Oh, I thought it was serious. I just don't want— this is what I want. This is what I'm scared of, right? One, people that have large breasts, we normally have big backs because the backs support the breasts, right? And so what's gonna happen is these are fat cells So if they remove the fat cells and make my breasts smaller, like a C— I haven't been a C since I was 12 years old— and, um, and make them a C, the fat gonna go to the back. And I see a lot of women, because my auntie, she had 2 breast reductions, so all that fat that used to go to her breast go to her back. Now she got a wide back. I don't know, y'all. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. And I can't fit no surgery in. No other time. I'm already committed to my tour dates and stuff. I can't do it. And, um, yeah. And then that's another thing. They said that my breast was gonna grow back, possibly. I hope I got no booger in my nose. Okay, cool. They said my breast was gonna grow back. They said that by the time I hit menopause, my breast could possibly come back. Yeah. So I don't want no implant. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want no implant. I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm so allergic to everything that I will have allergic reactions to that implant. There's just no doubt about it. Seriously, it's not gonna happen. You said women have a big bill. What? Y'. All. Yeah, so I came on here to get y'all opinions and to open my gifts because a lot of the winos brought me gifts to my damn Virginia Beach show for Mother's Day. I still ain't open the gifts. I was supposed to open the gifts on live. And so what we can do— what's— what somebody say about menopause? Okay, you are a long way from menopause, right? That's still— it's still— I don't want to go through another surgery again, but I do not like Hot Cheetos. No, I do not. Um, what we can, uh, so I'm just gonna open these gifts and let y'all ask me questions and stuff and give me y'all advice right now. Like, look, you see that dent? Y'all see that dent? G. G. To this day, to this day, I am a G cup. To this day. Do you see that? Do you see, do you see the dent in my shoulder? Huh, you see that? Yeah, yes, it hurt right now. Sometimes I have to take my bra straps in and do this. There to get— there it is again. You see that? Do you see that? And it's a brand— look, this is a brand new bra from Dillard's, okay? This is, I think, the War Call line. This bra was $92. I'll be like, give me two. Give me two and that's it. Yeah, so you said try— I do do strapless bras all the time, but sometimes when I wear t-shirts with strapless bras, you can see it kind of— t-shirt kind of crease here and it don't look right at all. It just don't look right. So a lot of times when I be in the store, I'll just like— or if I'm out and it start hurting, I have to take like ibuprofen and stuff. It It's really straining a lot on my neck, on my head. I get headaches from it. It's bad, it's bad. Okay, you said your breast, your thyroid, you're in trouble. Everybody got thyroid problems, child. Anyway, listen, so Lane Bryant don't work for me. They bras ain't strong enough, and I hate sports bras cuz they make me sweat between my breasts and stuff, and I have to wear baby powder. And everything. You said water retention, is your thyroid okay? When the thyroid ain't regulated, it's a problem, right? No, my thyroid is regulated. I'm on my medication every day. I take my methimazole. I see my endocrinologist. We good. Okay, hold on for a second. Let me get these gifts. So, to Tasha K from Miss Blue. So I got a little card. Y'all put y'all questions. You said you 45 and going— wait a minute, somebody said they 45 and going through menopause already. No fucking way, are you serious? That's crazy, that's crazy, that's too young. Oh my God, that's too young. Miss Blue, the moderator, sent me a bunch of gifts. I told her I was gonna open them on live, so we're gonna open them, drink some wine, kick the shits, okay? Yes, we are. Um, sorry I couldn't go live yesterday. I was recovering. I slept all day. After my Tampa show, I slept all day. I was so tired, I slept all day. Matter of fact, I got in— my flight got back in around 10 or 11. I came to the house when I got something to eat and then came home, did a couple meetings. I had a few meetings I had to get through, and then I slept from probably like 3:30 to 8, like 9 o'clock at night. And then I got up again, ate again, and stayed up for an hour, had another meeting. And then I watched, uh, I think it was like Matt Rife's comedy special. And then I went back to sleep and woke up this morning. I sure did. Okay, so Mrs. Blue, shout out to Mrs. Blue, the moderator. She goes, you are the queen of wine and the queen of the internet, period. Thank you for always keeping us entertained. Your comedy gets us through tough times. You have touched so many lives. We all adore you and you are— and are so proud of your success. Hope you like these gifts. Wine for life. Just the wine glass and the spoon. Love you, Miss Blue. I typed this because my handwriting looks like Dr. Scribble. Okay, speaking of handwriting, did y'all know that, um, you know, because we type so much And I realized this— I didn't realize it until I got back into school, per se, right? So because I'm in comedy, like, I'm under a comedy coach, right? And I have to write so much, right? I have to take my whole comedy specials that I do with y'all, and I have to write down every single joke, right? It's crazy. And for probably like the first 2-3 weeks, I would say even longer than that, probably a month, my hand was cramping. I was like, my hand never used to cramp when I used to— damn, um, when I used to write. When in school, I used to be a good hand writer, and then I couldn't write straight. You know you can forget how to write? Do you know you can— you can forget how to write? Did y'all know that? It's crazy. But now my writing straight, it's back to being neat, cursive. I can write in Danelian. I can, um, yeah, I can really write now. But when you don't write— love you too, Ralph, thank you so much. But when you can write, like, you can literally forget how to write. And so yeah, we write our name, but like, these kids, they can't write no more because they typing everything. So when you ask them to write like a paper, you know, the arm, the wrist is a muscle, you gotta train it. And because I wasn't writing for so long, I would be like, damn, I'll be sitting up like this, and I'm like, I ain't got no tendonitis or arthritis, but like all the writing I would do, I was like, bitch, I don't forgot how to write. That's crazy. That's crazy, right? I'm telling you, you tell me you have to use those writing muscles in your fingers, but now I'm back because I write so much. I write so much. Writing 2 hours worth of comedy that I already told— wrote it first, then recorded it, then I have to go write it again to break it down. That's crazy. Hold on, I'ma start. Let me start with the little gifts first. Okay, give me a second. Here we go. All right, all right, here we go. There's more over there, so we're gonna give— we're gonna open gifts and shoot the shit. Y'all can ask me questions too, happy hour questions. Um, just put them in the chat. I'll go back and scroll, uh, scroll through. You said, I'm making sure my 6th grader keep a journal this summer. You have to. I'm trying to tell you, these kids cannot write. They, they— yeah, you got to. Damn, now I got to— let me get a wine key. Give me a second, y'all, to open up this shit. Hold on for a second. Hold on. Okay, who's coming this— who coming to see us in Philly this Sunday? Who's coming to turn up? This ain't gonna work either. I don't know why we got this training wine key. You know, this is a training wine key. This is what they call for the trainers, people that don't know how to open wine. It's like a beginner's wine key. It's not gonna work. Jazzy Faye, can you bring me a pen or something to open up? Or a razor or a knife or something? Ask Slim if he got a knife. He a thug. Yes, put y'all, uh, you said I'm teaching my 7-year-old how to write. How was your Tampa show? It was amazing. The winos are emailing, they're in the comments. It was amazing. And I— yeah, it was a great show. You know, Florida laid back though, you know. They not as— they too— they too good to be like— but they enjoyed the show. When I tell you that line was long for them pictures and stuff. And I talked to every wino that was there. I got my box cutter. I knew— I knew our thug had a— we got a thug that worked for us. We gotta— we keep him a box cutter. You just never know. Oh, okay, Miss Blue. Let's see, okay, what this is, is gift number 1. So yeah, her makeup and hair is on point. I only have one lipstick. I don't have on any makeup, no eye makeup, just lipstick. This is the skin, okay? I work hard so my dog can have a better life. Obviously this is for Jasmine. I don't do dogs. Jasmine! Jasmine, your gift came! I don't do dogs. I don't have a dog. I don't care to have a dog. This is your gift from Mrs. Blue. Yeah, because you know I don't do no dogs, honey. I don't do no dogs. How many gifts did she say she gave you? Just one? Well, I'm opening them online, so— I'm Miss Blue. She's Jasmine. Um, Miss Blue said— I mean, Miss Blue, Jasmine said thank you. So yes, go ahead, put— you gonna interview, uh, Diddy soon? Did he finna get interviewed by the feds? I can't, that's above me. Okay, I love that chicken at Popeyes. What does Popeyes got to do with anything? What they gotta do anything? You said skin is skin. I know, right, right? That's what I said. Like, I was just like, oh my God, like it took a minute to get here. I don't know if y'all remember, I was doing lives getting vampire facials and stuff like that, risking getting HIV just to have good skin, because you know them vampire facials, they take the blood and recycle the blood and they, they break your skin down. Anybody with acne, especially bad acne— like, I've been trying to get my sister to get a vampire facial, or either just microneedling in itself. People don't believe— if you have open pores, you got acne, you find you somebody that's keen, that's Black, that does microneedling or vampire facials. Make sure their tools is clean, make sure they are estheticians, under a doctor. So if they're doing vampire facials, they should be under a doctor, okay? If they're doing microneedling, it could just be under you because everything will be new out the pack. Or you can microneedle at home. You can buy a microneedle from, uh, Amazon. It helps to generate new skin. What you are looking at is new skin being generated. That's it. So basically it breaks the skin down because skin like got like 5 layers, and it re— it regenerates new skin. So that's all I'm doing, and I don't wear a lot of makeup at all. So like I said, some lipstick, some eyeliner, but this is my skin, so I'm proud of it. For me to be on camera with no makeup on and no filter, don't play with me. Do not play with me. Okay, so I got some wine glasses. Okay, ah, thank you, Miss Blue. Hold on for a second. Okay, oh, I got a wine glass. I love this. Hey, okay, you are very pretty. Thank you so much. The skin is popping. Y'all fuckers don't go make me feel good now. Don't fuck around, make me feel good now. Okay, I'm not responsible for what my face does when you talk. Oh, ain't that the truth. The wine glass. Y'all know how I be making them faces. When I do them interviews, okay? I'm not responsible for what my face does when you talk. I truly have no, uh, I can't hide my facial expression. I've never been able to. This is a cute glass, and I think when I'm doing my interviews and I'm looking at y'all, I'm gonna have this glass right here like, y'all hear that? Do I eat dairy? I do not eat dairy, and it's not because, um, It's not because of allergy. I mean, I may be lactose intolerant, but I just don't like dairy. I do not like it. I've never liked the smell of cheese, milk. I used to gag when my mama didn't used to give it to me. Okay, y'all put your questions in the chat. I know Miss Woo know how to give gifts. I still got 9 more gifts. She gave me so many gifts on Mother's Day, you know what I'm saying? I worked on Mother's Day. Y'all got me out here slaving. That's okay. That's okay, I'll do it for y'all. And she wrapped her gifts in blue too, which was cool. Let me see. I've been crushing on you since 2016. Chris, I am married, okay? I don't know what to tell you, brother. And I'm madly in love with my husband. Oh, she got another wine glass. Okay, but I appreciate you. There's a lot of single women out here, Chris, okay, that will be glad to up, you know, for a man to crush on them, you know. Let me see. Next year, will Los Angeles see you? Yes, I'm working with my tour manager right now. Did I tell y'all? Okay, so here's what happens with the tour, uh, because I'm so new, I have to prove that I can sell. I have to prove that I can do this. I have no, uh, background in doing comedy clubs and stuff. Granted, I did my own two shows on my own, but when the agent came on This is something that the clubs require, okay? And so now we're getting to the point where they're calling for me, like, hey, can you swing through? Because they're seeing the results online. And that's because the winos are just so damn, you know, y'all just, y'all just stand on business, right? Queen, thank you! I love these gifts, it's so cute. Yes, yes, yes, let me see, um Thank you so much, Sean. Can we hear some comedy? Y'all do when y'all watch my show. Come to see me in Philly this weekend. We got a second show we just added because we sold out the first one. And, uh, yeah. And, um, after that we'll be in Raleigh and then we'll be in Orlando. Um, I think those are my next 3 shows and I'll start promoting the next 3 after that because like I said, we're on tour every weekend. I think I only have 2 weeks off, and that's, uh, 2 weeks in August, and that's it. But I'm on the road every weekend. But y'all still gonna get y'all wine over here, don't— don't— hey cousin, 216 Cleveland is ready. You said Eddie Murphy nose? I love my nose. I don't care. Y'all said y'all call me Whoopi. You say whatever, I love my nose. I'm a cute bitch, I don't give a damn. That's why I can get on here with no makeup, I can do whatever I want, and I still talk shit. I don't give a damn. So I love my nose. I love my button nose. My husband loves to nose kiss with me, so he'll put his nose against my nose, and my kids got my nose. So that part— listen, okay, so let me— it's a lot of wine memorabilia. She think I'm a drunk or something, but I am, I am. Do I have a dent in my nose? No, that right there is a pimple. I had a pimple and it was so bad when you turn to the side you can see the, the The shape of the pimple, I got that shit in high school and I popped that pimple and that's what left this. I cannot pop no pimples, no bumps, because I scar really easy. Okay, yes. Um, let me see, let me open this up, this gift up. I'm reading y'all questions, drop them in the chat. So who gonna be in Philly this weekend? Them tickets is on sale. We added a second show, tashakonstage.com, tashakonstage.com. Who gonna be in Riley after that? In Orlando. But I can't wait to see y'all in Philly. Yes, sir. Baltimore came and showed out. I already know what's about to happen in Philly. I was like, dang, y'all really loving on a sister. I love it. I love that. Listen, and we haven't had any bad reviews, which is crazy. You know, people have been reviewing the show. You know, they leave comments under the, the videos that I post as promotion. It'll tell you, you know. Listen. Oh, a K-glass! That is so cute. Kabi Tasha K. I love this. This is so cute. Thank you so much, Miss Blue. Okay, she— oh, she think I'm a drunk child, but I really am. Um, is this live? Yes, I'm live. I'm live. Just tell me to do something, I'll do it. Um, you said Nikki said the same thing. Did you notice, uh, Carlos King trying to jack your stilo, Tasha? Listen, I say this to anybody, if you're great at what it is that you do, please by all means do it. Whatever your gift is, God will make a way for it, okay? I don't have time anymore to be worried about people trying to take things and do things. I'm going, I'm doing, going in a direction I want to go in, and so whatever happens behind me is behind me, period. Um, let me see, what about that haircut? What's wrong with my haircut? My haircut cute. Keisha did it. Yeah, the master stylist. The master stylist. You have thick— you have thick tissue to the front of your face. I don't know what that means, but okay. Um, let me see. Can we get hair products from my hairstylist? Y'all, I barely do my hair. I wear a headscarf. This headscarf, I wear it every day. Okay, so my hair products— which I think I am Rihanna, Beyoncé. What the hell? I don't even use that. I let these stylists do my hair. Let me see. I like the hair, by the way. Thank you so much. I don't know who said something about Tasha nose, but as dark-skinned Black chicks, we are comfortable in our skin. Yeah, I don't give a damn. Y'all talk about every motherfucking thing you want to do. Free platform. I talk about what the hell I want to talk about. Y'all can talk about what the fuck you want to talk about. That's it. And I respect it, and I can respectfully disagree. Um, when I'm coming to the Chi-Town, we're actually negotiating that. So from last I told, they weren't trying to— like, it's hard negotiating with these clubs because I'm a newbie in the field. And so, you know, they be trying to take advantage and stuff. So my tour manager, he don't be playing that shit. He's like, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. What we not gonna do is that. So, Shy, I was told that we was good to go, but obviously it ain't go through. So we still working on it is all I can, um, say. So yeah, let me see. But I'll be in Philly and I'll be— I think what's close to Chicago is Indianapolis, so we got an Indianapolis show on sale right now. Um, yes, we're coming to Canada. Yes, we are. Uh, let's see. So, Tasha, you have taken— listen to my track. No. Um, there's always a shit that will try to bring you down. Just be nice. Oh yeah, it's okay. Um, I would love to interview Joe Budden's ex. I need that wine. Jasmine, it's another gift for Jasmine. You got another gift. I don't know why she keep doing that. I don't know why you gave her something. She don't do shit. She don't do shit. Thank you, Miss Blue. Anyway, she said thank you, Miss Blue. I hate when gifts for other people— it's kind of like, you know, when you was a kid and, um, you know, you open your sister gift and it's a better gift, and you be like, bitch, really? For real? Um, let me see. Come to Jamaica, please. We, we will. Listen, we on a tour. We gonna be going international next year, so— but I gotta prove myself, guys. They, they don't, they don't, you know, it's like they gotta look at my credit. Like, in order for me to get in these clubs, they gotta look at my credit, okay? Or they gonna give me a line of credit. But you know how you, when you apply for your first credit card, they give you like $200 or $500? That's what they're doing for me now. So next year I'll have better credit with the comedy clubs, you know what I'm saying? If y'all still fucking with me, you know, you know, I got one that done came to 3, 4 shows. That's how bad it is. Like, they— we was at Atlanta, we was at Charlotte, we was at this, you know. They done came to 2, 3 shows already. I was like, damn, we even got winos coming to the Philly show. It's crazy. I'm like, anyway, Tasha said she— hold on for a second— Tasha said she ain't getting no bad reviews. She ain't going out like an— I show up I'm not Anita Baker around here, okay? I show up to work on time, guys. This is my job. If I don't do my job, y'all fire me. It's that simple. You come— if I own a restaurant, if I don't give you good food, the restaurant goes out of business. If I do not do my job, y'all fire me. I have to come to work. I have the same issues that y'all have. I get up sometimes, damn, I don't feel like going to work. I don't feel like talking to nobody. Jesus, I'm tired. I want to go to the beach. I want to call out. I can't do that shit. Y'all will fucking follow me. Yeah, fire me. I'm sorry, y'all will fire me. Y'all ain't know that shit? Like, yeah, let me see. Then log off is with what? What's my favorite food? Oysters. And I can't eat them. That's what got my thyroid out of whack. That's why I got a bad thyroid, because since I was 5 years old, I've been eating raw oysters out the shell. Salty ones too, highly salty ones. So my whole life, I mean, I remember like every day from the age 15 to about 18, um, I kept a cooler oysters on the back. Thank you so much for the donation, I appreciate it, we need it. Um, I kept a cooler of oysters on my back porch every day, so like every other day I would go get new oysters and eat them. Like, I was addicted to horses really bad, so I'm not shocked that I have hyperthyroidism, um, at all. Like, I did it to myself, period. So I just have to take medication for it until it goes into remission. But I eat well, I take care of myself, so, um, my thyroid is, is healthy. So yeah, but if I don't take the medicine, it won't be healthy. Um, let me see what's wrong. D'Angelo, what are you saying? Oh my God, I just knew you were gonna give me something different. Um, okay. And come to London. We are, we are, we are. I can't do sea moss because sea moss has too much, um, sea moss has too much iodine, and that's what contributed to my thyroid problem, is an overconsumption of iodine. Normally a lot of thyroids that cause hyperthyroidism um, it comes from, um, how can I put it, it comes from too little iodine. So they give iodine therapy to boost your thyroid, right? But mine comes from an overconsumption of iodine, which is in oysters and seafood. So I cannot fuck with no iodine at all, right? So yeah, um, you heard of Chrisean Rock got arrested? She did. They out there fighting over the damn Who gonna take the baby? Uh, queens are born in March. Oh, I got another gift! I am born in March. Y'all think I'm an alcoholic. It's okay, I am. Yes. Let me see. Uh, Houston, Houston is coming, Houston is coming, don't you worry. Oh, she gave me a wine bag. This is a wine bottle bag with a K. Thank you so much. All my Mother's Day gifts— I'm so late with opening gifts. And you know what, to be honest with you, I don't really like gifts, like for Christmas and my birthday and stuff. I don't like gifts, um, but I appreciate them, I really do. But I'm not a, uh, I think I do it because it's like I was like, I went through a period where I was so broke, right? Um, and people would expect me to give what I didn't have, you know, family and friends. And so I used to say don't give me anything because I didn't want to be expected to give them something. And so keeping that keeps money in my pocket. It. Listen, and I ain't changing. I got more gifts. I got more gifts for Miss Blue. So yes, um, and I do that with Christmas. I do that with everything. I ain't train my kids like when it come to Christmas. Uh-uh. Christmas is about family. So everybody be going in the debt around Christmas, not me. Not me. People get mad, oh, you was late for my birthday. You still here. God has blessed you. You are still alive and breathing. So happy birthday. Yes. Okay, um, let me see. To be honest with you, I've been celebrating my birthday since I was 13, and that's okay. That's okay. I'll come to Germany if y'all want me in Germany. Germany could use some liveliness too. Last time I was there, it was like still the same because, you know, I lived in Germany for 5 years and, um, you know, nothing changed. I went back to Kaiserslautern, Ramstein, the shit's still boring as hell. Everything's still closed at 10. It was just too much. Another wine glass. I love it. I got a wine glass collection. Um, facts, I'm not getting in debt for a holiday. My sister has crazy season, I have to taste Zenthroid for the rest of her life. Yeah, Tasha, I'm old. How do I sub to catch a live? Broke my— broke today, paid on Thursday. Um, you just hit subscribe. I'm in the Netherlands. Okay, let me see. Uh, am I coming to Hawaii? I don't know if I can do that plane ride to Hawaii, but I heard that every time I'm on YouTube, I watch a lot of planes and shit, and they be fucking, um, you know, they be struggling over there in Hawaii flying over Buddha. So I, I don't know, the turbulence is too much for me. And I'll be, I'll be about drinking wine on a plane. I don't want to get no motion sickness. They said that turbulence is a shit going to Hawaii, okay? Yeah, I don't know, we'll think about it. I gotta— Jasmine, my birthday is March 10th. Y'all put your questions in the chat. No, thank you. Shut up. Love you. Say you love me too. I love Jasmine. Say you love me too. Oh gosh, oh my gosh. Okay, let me see. Y'all put some questions in the chat. I'm just kicking with y'all. Who coming on Sunday though? Put the, uh, ticket emojis or the N and one of the, the shows that we got on tour. Um, and City, put the ticket emoji in the chat. Let's go. Okay, who coming on Sunday though? Um, do I expose anyone or just entertainers? I don't, I don't expose people. They expose themselves or other people expose them. I just report what other people do. The hell? That's all I do. I'm not in these people's house and shit, you know. Okay, I see you, Jamisha. Listen, people think I expose people. I don't. It's other people doing it. It's not me. I just report it. Y'all need to stop making me the bad guy. Let me see. Politicians. You go hard on politicians. Uh, do you like Caitlyn Cardi? I don't know that pal. I don't know that lady. Okay. Period. Wish I was in Houston. I'm coming to Houston, that is, that is a fact. So we're, we're coming to Houston, don't you worry about that. It's already in, and then the contract is signed, sealed, and dealt. So yeah, don't you worry about that, Houston. Um, Diddy news. What if Diddy in the news every day, y'all? He being reported on 24/7. What more do you want? What more do you want from me? Huh, thank you so much. Y'all are so sweet. Um, what am I opening? Tasha, stop ignoring me. D'Angelo, what is your question? I will sit here, D'Angelo, and wait for your question. You said I'm ignoring you. What's your question? Um, I danced around Duval. We're waiting on the negotiation for that one too. So update on Corey Holcomb? I can't— y'all gotta ask him. I don't have no update. Last I heard, him and his wife was, you know, going through a divorce and You know, she was divorcing him because she, he, she refused to play in his butt. That's what she, that's what she told me. Uh, are you going to Atlanta? I've already been to Atlanta. I've, uh, we do Orlando at the end of the month and South Carolina or Texas. We're doing Texas and Orlando and we already did, uh, we already did Atlanta. Okay, Philly, I see you, Philly. I can't wait to see y'all in Philly this weekend. Okay, let me see. D'Angelo, I'm looking for your question. Where is it? Where is it? Why did I put— why DDG put that video out of Halle? Don't even get me started with that. Come to South Carolina. I will try. What's the date for Indy? I don't know, but it's on my website, tashakonstage.com. Go to my website, tashakonstage.com. Stop ignoring me too. This is going too fast. What did you say, B-More? What did you say, B-more? Okay, um, how we send you gifts from the UK? Where's the PO box? I don't have a PO box, so the winos are bringing these to my comedy shows. Okay, I, I gotta get a PO box. Uh, let me see. Louisville, Kentucky, that's sure. Give me one second. Um, D'Angelo, she is married. Thank you, if that's what he asked. Okay, seriously, um, um, you are mighty proficient with that razor blade. Um, what comedy club in Orlando? The Funny Bone, I believe. Go to my website, tashakayonstage.com. You can't expect me to remember all this. We got like 16 more cities left. I can't remember all this, okay? Seriously. Um, let me see, let me see. I'm sorry, I'm new and I have no idea what or who you are. Well, welcome, Michelle. Well, let me tell you who I am. So my name is Tasha K. Um, I've been on YouTube since about 2016. Um, I do wine gossip and comedy. I've broken some really, really huge stories on some of your favorite celebrities. Um, I enjoy drinking wine. I enjoy cussing motherfuckers out, and we enjoy having just a great motherfucking time up over here, you know what I'm saying? And so we do shows weekly, uh, typically 2 to maybe 3 shows. 3 shows is on a good week, 2 shows is on a, you know, okay week. Um, and yeah, we, we talk about everything from politics to entertainment news, and we break stories and interview people. So welcome, Michelle. Um, that's when you know somebody ain't scamming, when they can tell you in 30 seconds what the hell they do. Mm-hmm. Um, Real Life Joker, can you get an interview? Email me on whywithtashak@gmail.com. Okay. Uh, can I give you a free tarot reading? Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Last time a lady gave me tarot reading, she tried to put an age on when I was gonna die. I said, bitch, you got me fucked up. I ain't— y'all are the devil. Fuck that. No, now I got in my mind forever when I'm gonna— fuck that, y'all. Even hell up out of here. I believe in Jesus. Oh shit, see, see how that devil at work? You're awesome, keep that shit up. Thank you so much, Miss Blue. Thank you. I got another wine glass. Let me see. Um, yes, I will be in Philadelphia this weekend, Grown Folks Perspectives. My— the tickets are on sale right now via my website, tashakonstage.com. So DDG put out a video of Halle topless, The Little Mermaid. So the whole time we thought Chloe was the hoe, it was her sister, allegedly. Yeah. Um, let me see. Did I hear about the rapper Enchanting is in ICU? What happened to her? I heard she was gone. I heard she's not actually— I heard she's gone. They say went to the other room. Okay, this is, uh, Gucci Mane's artist. Okay, no, you cannot give me a free tarot reading. We're not doing that. Okay, Tasha K, Day Day situation is true. Can I talk to you before you do an interview with her stepdaughter? Okay, email me unwindwithtashak@gmail.com. Okay, somebody said I knew D'Angelo just wanted to holla. Jesus Christ. Uh, Let me see. What do I think of the Nicki news? What about it? What about it? Hold on, hold on. What about it? Let's see. What about specifically of the Nicki news are we talking about? What are we talking about here? Hold on for a second. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. What are we talking about? What type of news are we talking about? What type of Nicki news are we talking about? What do you want to know? What do you want to know? Hold on for a second. Hold on, let me see. Somebody said rest in peace and Chaz, and it any— hold on for a second. What do you want to know? See, y'all, y'all being messy already, but it's okay. That's what we come here for. Um, let me see. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Somebody said, why Jaguar got my name in her mouth? Because she doesn't have a toothbrush in her mouth. Okay. Um, can you come to Funny Bone in Richmond, Virginia? We are. It is actually on the tour. Richmond, Virginia is on the tour. Go to tashakayonstage.com and get your ticket. So we'll be in Virginia Beach. Um, I know you married, but I still want to take you out. Shake! Shake! Jasmine, tell Shake to come here. Y'all gonna stop playing with me. That is so disrespectful. Hold on for a second. Let me see. That's cap. What are you talking about? Oh, the shows are live. Baby daddy, so we done told this man in the live that I was married. He don't believe me. Will you please tell this man? He was like, I don't care about you being married, I want to take you out. Will you please tell this man she ain't married? Bitch, I hate his ass. Anyway, y'all see Shake be with the shit. I can't stand I hate his ass. Anyway, uh, but this fucking day is another wine glass. Thank you so much, Jackson H. Thank you for subscribing. Okay, um, let me see, let me see. Can I get an interview with you to explain? I told you, email me on winewithtashak@gmail.com. Love the short head. Thank you. So much. Uh, what lipstick shade is this? It's two different shades and I don't have it with me, it's at the house. Okay, thank you so much Jackson H for subscribing. Um, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see. Let me go to the bottom. Damn, damn, I'm way behind. He said I'm for the internet. I can't stand his ass. Oh my God, he get on my goddamn nerve. Oh shit, who's seen the movie Couples Night? How'd I do my two lines? I did, I had two lines. It was easy to remember. They call me One Take Tasha. I had two lines. You can check out Couples Night, it's on tashakaylive.com and Tubi and Amazon Prime and shit. Okay, not yet. Do I sell any online with Tasha K t-shirts and stuff? Not yet. Okay, she finally leaving that man, is she? Is she— I, I feel like this— here's the thing, because you know I was talking to Couture Bae last night. Shout out to Couture Bae, you guys. Please subscribe to Couture Bae, she has all the wine, seriously. Um, you got your ticket for Riley? Thank you, I did. All right, I can't wait to see how Riley— Riley is next at the Philly. But back to the subject at hand, okay, so when it comes to Nicki, um, first of all, I saw the video and she was like My auntie do that shit. It's called a somalene, right? It's like, you know, they nod off and shit, you know. It's, um, you know, I don't know what Nicki doing. I'm not gonna say she doing it for a fact. I'm just saying the symptoms, okay, the symptoms are symptoming. Right, of that particular— with my auntie, like, you know, so I mean, yeah, and they love to talk when they hit the pill, right? They love it. They just— they talk the most when they hit the pill. I don't know if Nicki on pills or anything, but it's called the Somalie, right? And, um, you know, it seemed like she's tired, she's overworked, um, it could be very draining on the body night after night to go up and do that. And you know, she a young mom. You know, her husband, he really ain't doing shit but babysitting, you know. So listen, it is— I'm a Barb all day, all day. I'll be honest with you, Nicki can't really do no wrong in my eyes. The ladies stressed, okay? The ladies stressed. However, however, you know, to me, like I said, and I told, you know, I was telling Couture Bae, I was like, it came to Somaliland. It was like, she's single. I said, that lady ain't single. When they come to social media, somebody's single, they don't have a fight. She probably told him get out. He'll be right back in the morning because he got the baby with him, okay? And that's it. That's it, you know what I'm saying? And so I wouldn't even be surprised if like she was taking anything because, you know, it's taxing on the body. That's what Michael Jackson was doing, all that touring and stuff, that dancing night after night. It's taxing on the body. Seriously, seriously. I'm not saying she was hot, I'm just saying it looked like a— and then they hit the wine. They don't want to go to sleep because they scared to go to sleep because they don't know if they're gonna wake up. They that conscious to know not to fall asleep when they on that shit, okay? Because they know that it could be the long sleep, so they fight that shit. They be, I'm still alive, bitch. So yeah, so if she on it, pray for her. Pray for her. I don't know. You know what I'm saying? But it just— it looked like that's what was going on because I was like, I got an auntie like that. Let me tell you what I do. Every week my auntie called and asked me for like $100, right? And I don't know what she buy with $100. I just know when I see her, she claims she'd be drunk on wine, right? She was like— I'd be like, what's wrong? I just had a whole bottle of wine. Yeah, you think I can get $100 till, um You think I can get $100 to payday? So when you get paid? Tomorrow. So what I do is I float her $100. She don't even know it's being floated to her, so it's her money, right? So, you know, she gave me $100 and I keep the $100 till she asked for it, then she give it back. But she always pay me on payday. So anytime she called, I got it for her. So she says she pays me back all the time, but she don't even know it's her $100. I don't play that, letting people borrow money. I just don't. So it's just, it's like, I love her to death. We're like sisters. We're only 7 years— yeah, we're 7 years apart. So even she's my mom's sister. So like, you know, I just, whenever she asks for it, I just give it, give her her money back, and she gives it back to me every time. Every time. And then I hold it, and when she asks for it again, there you go, it's her money. My aunt is with me. What you talking about? No, I had— no, no, that aunt still with me. Okay, so, um, you sold me fentanyl behind Walmart. Who? Who told you fentanyl? What you talking about? I would never touch no fentanyl. Y'all gonna stop lying on me. That stuff that I don't see police just die on the spot from. No. She watching. The next time she's going to ask you for $150. I ain't got it. I ain't got it, okay? The budget is $100. That's it. That is it. My email is unwindwithtashak@gmail.com. The ticket link to buy tickets to any one of the shows, uh, Richmond— whether you ask for Richmond, we're gonna be in Philadelphia this weekend, um, at the Helion Comedy Club. Tickets are on sale now, tashakonstage.com, okay? So, uh, that's some trolls talking crazy. When are you coming back to the Netherlands? Uh, next year, next year for sure, next year for sure. You said stay away from the needle. Tasha, why won't you come to Huntsville? I— yeah, I just started my tour. I just started. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. You said, Tasha, this your auntie on your daddy's side? Can I get $100? I don't know you, Chevette. I don't. And I got another one on my daddy's side, real talk. She like— I don't even talk to her. I really don't. And I avoid her at all costs because when she call and ask for something She calls and asks, um, my water heater, uh, going out and I need hot water. I'm like, okay, and? And she'd be like, well, I need about $1,000 for a new water heater. And I'm like, okay, and? Well, she was like, you gonna give it to me? No, I'm not giving you $1,000 for a water heater. Who asked for that? Who asked somebody— people ask somebody for food, gas, cigarettes, a water heater, bitch. Like, for real, let's listen. A water heater? I'ma get you right back. No, you're not, because if you was gonna get me right back, you would save for the water heater with the winter about to come. It's March. It's March. You got March until winter to get you to save your money to get you a water heater. Until then, cold showers is good. Shit, ain't nothing wrong with cold showers. They healthy as fuck. Shit, cold showers, according to Joe Rogan and Gary Brecker, you know, the 10X dudes and shit, helping Steve Harvey and Stephen, them Okay, I'm back. I had to put my phone on do not disturb. Sorry. Okay, my bad. I'm back. Somebody was trying to call me. Tasha, get that auntie a water heater. Don't— I'm not— no, because she don't need a water heater. That's the problem. She smoke crack, okay? She used to being in cold drop temperatures smoking crack. No, like, stun her ass. No, uh-uh. Talking about she need it for the winter is coming. It's March, the winter is not coming. Listen, I ain't no psycho, man. And listen, they got care credits for that shit. Now they got a firm, all types of shit. No, no, no, no, no, no. Let me see, let me see, man. We got all types of aunties doing shit. We got one auntie, she called every month, I'm sick, I'm about to die, you think I can get $100? I'm like, you ain't dead yet. You ain't did it every month. Every month she about to die, I swear to God. Every month, literally. We're not gonna need two dates for Houston, we only need one. Okay, so Tasha, do you think you will have a show in Atlantic City? I don't know, we can make it happen. Like, you know, they're choosing strategic markets for me, you know, markets that are typically hard for other people to sell and stuff, and Markets that other people don't do well in, I'm doing well in. Um, Tasha, be nice to me the next time you see me. Hold on for a second. Old Kanye or the new Kanye? Uh, new Kanye. Yeah. Hey Tasha, can we have another creator on the app please? Yeah, Bondi Blue is on there. Who else y'all want? We need to get Nala Says. I, I'll talk to them about that. I think Nala Says would be great. Yeah. Tasha, how you feel about Nicki Minaj crying about, about being a mom? Or was it a divorce? It was the— they get emotional all the time. Don't even worry about it, babe. She going to wake up and she going, oh my God, I'm so sorry. We're going to do a show tomorrow. We're going to do two shows tomorrow, okay? I organize my shows. I'm sorry, I don't just pop up on here like— sorry, y'all, I got to have organization. I I'm a very neat and organized person, so I don't just, you know, I get on here and shoot the shit with y'all. But yeah, that's just shooting the shit. But when it comes to the content, I make sure it's well presented and ready to go. Okay, um, let me see. I ain't got no wig on. What the hell? This my hair. Are you serious? That's my hair. Don't play with me. Talking about a wig. No, this ain't no 27-piece. The hell? Y'all get on my goddamn nerves. What the God? Y'all get on my fucking nerve. Um, when I'm coming to Cleveland, uh, I think August or September. TashaKOnStage.com. This is not pre-taped, we are live. You— because they're still trying to call. Give me a second. Okay, I'm back, I'm back. Every time somebody try to call, they— the phone will freeze every time. So sorry about that. Yeah, my damn hair wig. Y'all got me fucked up. I'm around here like Joe Torre, bitch. You see them waves? You see them fucking waves, dog? Don't play with me. You see them waves, dog? What's up? Um, Shawnee and Tasha are twins. I love you. So pretty, Shawnee. Oh, uh, put on a different wig. What? Y'all playing with me? I don't think Joe Rogan takes a bath. I can't confirm or deny that. I don't know what his chair smell like. Okay, um, let me see. Did you see Dwayne Martin, Tisha lookalike boot? Nope, didn't see it. Come back to the Bay Area, y'all. I know the Bay Area been asking. The Bay Area was thick, bro. Y'all was not playing at that Wine Gospel Comedy Show. Y'all came dressing ready to go. I was like, oh my God. Let me see, um, Shout out to South Africa, I love you. Y'all ask me some questions. I know y'all asking me about the tour, it's a hot commodity. Like I said, go to my— go to my website, tashakayonstage.com. We're gonna be in, uh, um, Philly this weekend, this Sunday. So y'all will see me in Philadelphia. We have tickets, we just added a second show because we sold out the first show. Thank y'all so much for doing that. And so yes, I cannot wait to chill with y'all. Let me see. I can't wait to see you in Philly. I can't wait to see you either. Martin Lawrence married a Tisha Campbell look-alike too. Happy birthday. Let me see, somebody said their birthday on the 15th. Happy birthday, Queen 314. Okay, thank you so much. Y'all are so sweet. I want to know, can I watch them on my TV? What can you watch on my TV? I love you on the Sean Davey Way Show. That was a great show. That's my dog. I love Sean Baby Wade. Tasha, what happened to bringing, uh, bringing the old celeb tea? Which means old celebrity. Elaborate some more. Elaborate some more. We've always been an enemy of Russia. Ain't nothing new. Okay. Um, did you come out on the Popeyes commercial? No, I was not in a Popeyes commercial. What the hell? They ain't pay me. Let me see. Tasha, please try to interview the controversial Cynthia G. She's a mess. Okay, I don't know what I talked to, uh, Cynthia G about, but okay. Um, let me see. We need you in California. I just left California. Uh, what do I think about Jaguar Wright? Nothing. I got 2 more gifts to open. 2 more gifts. Okay, let's see. Let me see. That was Monique on the Popeyes commercial. Thank you. Okay, um, let me see. Pray for Jack. That's right, pray for Jack. Everybody can use some prayer. Let's pray for Jaguar. Yes, Lord Jesus, cover her, cover her family. Okay, um, y'all want to hear some wine about Zeus's new show? You want to hear some exclusive wine about the Auntie show? Y'all really hear it? Put some ticket emojis in the chat if you coming to Philly this weekend. I'm gonna get y'all some exclusive wine. Okay, you ready? Are you ready? Okay, they reached out to me to be a part of that show, and I was— I'm gonna be honest with you, like, I was— my honest opinion when they sent this to me, like, was like, hey, we would like you as a fourth host. Um, it would be a dominant position. Like, it was just— I, I don't know. I just, I felt a little slighted. I felt a little slighted. I just felt that, um— I don't want to cut my little elbow. I got enough black marks on my elbow. I just felt— no, I don't want to be a guest either. Um, I'm just gonna say it for what it is, okay? I appreciate the opportunity and I declined it respectfully. And here's why I declined it. I declined it because those women that are on the show built their platforms based off of being the mothers of rappers. And I felt like I don't do tea, I do wine, and I'm a, you know, it's above me, right? I just, I just felt like it was, you know, and I get what Lemme is doing and I appreciate the opportunity, but every opportunity is not an opportunity Every opportunity is not for me, you know. I just felt that it was— I was like, I'm no— I'm nowhere like those. Carlissa, Tokyo Toni, and even Tia, like, they have good pla— they have platforms, right? But I built my platform differently. I didn't build my platform based off of being associated with, um, or being the mom and a deadbeat mom. Not everybody but Tia. Tia's not a deadbeat mom. Uh, Kim, that's my dog. I just felt like, you know, her association became because she was dragging her baby daddy and got popular, you know. And then, um, you know, Karlyssa and Tokyo Toni dragging their kids and getting popular. That's not how I built my platform, and it's not the same. And I'm a whole brand, and I don't, you know, they, they, some of them giving like they smoking dope. Two teeth, I'm like, y'all getting all these checks and not going to the dentist. I just felt like it was just beneath me. I'm sorry, like, I was like, thank you but no thank you. And I accepted the contract with Now That's TV. Oh, I got a wine glass! Like I said, maybe he'll come through with something else and be like, yo, you know, I think this is a better fit. But I was like, I wouldn't dare share my platform with them. No, absolutely not. Oh my God, this wine glass curves! I thought— what, what a fucking day. This wine glass curves. Yes, it curves. So Um, you said, what's wrong with dope? Hey, hey, I, I don't particularly like dope, but if you like dope, hey, that's up to you. That is totally up to you. So, um, let's see, let's see. I like your hairstyle. I'm King Hollow, we need an interview. Okay, email me, let's see what you got to talk about. Tasha, who did that million-dollar smile? Dr. Mario Montoya. I got lipstick right here. Okay, um, Tasha, can I send you a pair? Why did you choose Now This TV over Zeus? Uh, who pays more? Who said they pay more? Who said that? I— we didn't even get that far with Zeus because I said no. Um, I chose— it doesn't matter when it comes to the money, right? All money is not good money, so Now This TV has something that fit more in line with my brand and what I do versus what Zeus had at that time. So I declined. No. Um, and Now This TV is very professional. I've worked with them more than one time, and, um, yeah, we have a relationship. Not to say that I can't work with Zeus, but I'm— it was just the opportunities that they presented. Now, that's TV's opportunity was more in line with what I already do. They were trying to— I don't know what the hell they was trying to do, but I was just like, no, I'm sorry. Didn't even get to the point where we even discussed money because I was just like, you know, let me— I listen, I think you're incredibly, uh, gifted at what you do, but brother, this is not it. This is not it. So my brand is about wine. We're sophisticated women, we're business women. Even the men, I see the winos at the shows, you know. We not ghetto, we not ratchet. We can get it, but like, we— I did not build my platform based off of being Blueface mama and teaching my sons how to eat pussy so they wouldn't eat ass. I didn't build my platform off of, you know, stripping and getting jealous that my daughter came out and turned out better and more successful than me, so I tear her down. Um, and Tia, you know, no disrespect to baby moms, but she's a baby mama. So yeah, like, I was just— and then Auntie, I do wine, and they wanted me to be the fourth host. I'm good. I'm all for working with people, but like, that, that would have— no. We got another gift. So, you know, we gotta go back to the drawing board and try again. And who's to say I won't work with Zeus in the future? But it's just that part, particular part, I was like, I'm good. I'm all good. So Um, let me see, let me see. Why I politely read them? It's facts, like it's facts. So yeah, you know, Tia want to come on the platform bad. I said I'm not paying you. She want to come on my— she been want come over here. I'm like, I'm not paying you. That's not what we do. I'm not paying you to tell the truth. So a lot of interviews, you know, your fave gets— your other fave gets pissed and leave, cuz I'm, I'm just not doing it. These celebrities are struggling. They need it. I ain't got it. I ain't got it. I don't know the table. So Yeah, let me see. The facts, that's why men respect you pushing traditional women. Oh, well, thank you so much. Um, that's a rifle read. I hope the show goes longer. I gotta buy more liquor for this. It's not a show, I'm just kicking the shits with y'all. Uh, you build your platform off hating on everybody more successful than you. Okay, cool. Uh, let's see. Uh, it's called a setup. Let me see. How do you feel about Nicki Minaj and her sympathy bonnet? I heard She was dumped over her convict husband. We already talked about that. Let's see, have you ever paid for an interview? I have not. I have not. Like, we, like, we pay for travel and stuff, like, you understand, because a lot of people work regular jobs and stuff. But like, you know, paying you to sit down and tell the truth, no. But we won't physically put money in our they may have a glam, like what we call, like a, uh— oh, these are beautiful! Like, if they need their hair done and makeup, that's cool. Yeah, but still no paper in here. So this is beautiful. Let me see. Here's the curved glass. Yeah, so let me see. These, these glasses are so beautiful. Um, they— this is— I'm gonna be honest with you, these glasses look casket ready, Miss Blue. I think they're beautiful, but these glasses is casket ready, bitch, for real. Look, look, I'm scared to open them up. They look dressed up. The makeup look, you know, faded and light. They, they can't— like I said, they ready for the funeral. They ready for the I just don't want to disrespect the dead, you know what I'm saying? Let me, let me raise it. Oh Lord Jesus, oh my God. Oh, and they have it too. Look at this, look at this, y'all. Oh my God, look at the detail. You see the detail? Look at this. Oh my God, let me lay him back down. Let him rest peacefully. Let me put the We finna do a closed casket ceremony, okay? We got to preserve the makeup on the— on the glass, on Miss Clara and her husband. They was a lovely couple. They fought most their days, but you know. What y'all wear to the funeral? What y'all wearing? They casket sharp, for real. Oh Lord Jesus, I'm putting on the red. We go, we closing the casket. Way in the water, way in the water, children, way in the water. Thank you so much, Miss Blue. All the gifts were beautiful, so beautiful. Thank you. I got a whole glass collection. I got to put up some floating shells in my office— so, in my, um, dressing room. I do, I do. Them upper room glasses for real. Oh Lord Jesus, have mercy. Let me see, let me see what y'all talk— I'm getting hungry, I'm getting hungry. What's my skincare routine? Honestly, um, I use Aveeno for sensitive skin because I got real sensitive skin, and then I put it on the exfoliating glove and I exfoliate, and then I use, um, just a very light moisturizer by, uh, what's the name of them damn products that start with a Z? Y'all know what I'm talking about. They're dermatologist— you get them at dermatologist. It's over the Z, blue and silver containers. I cannot think. But yeah, that's it. And that's it. So, um, would I ever interview Diddy's family? Hell yeah, absolutely. Sit down, let's talk, let's talk. Teddy is— Teddy getting ready to go to Philly. Who coming to Philly? Out of— who coming to Philly this weekend and turn up, huh? Who coming to Philly? Them tickets on sale right now, tashakayonstage.com. Like I said, thank you for selling out the first show. Now we got to sell out the second show. Even if we don't sell out the second show, y'all still getting a great show, so make sure you know that, okay? Um, you acting like a southern auntie with pearls with her friends on the porch with they wine. That I am. That's— who do y'all think I am, y'all? I carry my purse under my arm for real, like a pocketbook. I don't carry a purse, I carry a pocketbook. Listen, this is what it is. I, I'm from the South. We have porches and bricks, buckets. Okay, play with me. I don't think this is— so you're gonna ignore me? I come to Philly, you gonna let me take you out? Oh my God, D'Angelo. Jesus, all these single Black women out here, brother. Listen, that's— no, no, absolutely not, sir. Tasha, I brought a subscription to Tasha K Live and I can't access it. You got to email service@tashaklive.com to help with that. Service@tashaklive.com. Service@tashaklive.com. I love how our cup sits next to Teddy. Yes, it does. Um, D'Angelo acting like he just got ZO Skin. That's right. So I use the ZO Skin moisturizer. It's very light. So yeah, um, let me see before we wrap it up. Any more questions? Drop them ticket emojis. I can't wait to see y'all this Sunday in Philadelphia at the Helium Comedy Club. And then after that, we're gonna be in Raleigh, then we're gonna be in Orlando, and I don't know where we're gonna be after that, but make sure you get them tickets. Starscayonstage.com. I know we're going to Phoenix, Arizona, Cleveland, St. Louis, Cincinnati, uh, we got Connecticut, we got Boston, we got New York. Man, we got Miami, we got Washington, DC, we got Tulsa, Oklahoma, we got Phoenix, Arizona, we got Austin, Texas. There's a lot of cities. Make sure y'all get them, tashakonstage.com, okay? Yes. Uh, we need you in New York City. We have to wait. No, New York City is on sale. That one's almost gone, so please get your tickets, tashakonstage.com, okay? Um, you getting a BBL? BBL? No, I'm not getting a BBL. I don't even want to have breast surgery. Why the hell would I get a BBL? No. Um, Tasha needs her own show like Wendy Williams. I got my own show. What are you talking about? I got my own show, so I can't be fired. The only people that can fire me is y'all. Listen, Tasha, we got money in Gwinnett. You ain't got to go to— that's true. That's very true. Mhm. Uh, I don't know where the sunglasses are from. They were sent by a sponsor. Yeah. Oh, you know what, actually, no, this is Bopulent. This is— these are Bilal's glasses. Bilal got a sunglass line. It's called Bopulent. B-O-P-U-L-E-N-T X Zenni. These are the, the sunglass line he was supposed to do with Will Smith and Jada wouldn't clear it, so he gave me a lot of the samples. So yeah, you gonna be there, Shawnee and T, on Sunday? Okay, all right. Listen, I gotta do surgery on my breast and I don't want to. I'm scared, y'all. I'm scared, I'm scared. Yes, I'm scared. Okay, so listen, um, New York, so for my birthday, absolutely, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Gold star for Marcus. Um, I'm getting a reduction. Yes, I'm gonna get a reduction. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna muscle up the courage and do it. I'm scared of surgery. I'm not a girl doing it. I'm, I'm batshit scared, swear to God. I'll be wanting to do surgery up so I can watch them. Then they be trying to give me some pain pills and stuff, and I'll be like, ibuprofen will be just fine. Tylenol 1000 mg. They be like, well, that's a perk. No, it's not. It's 1,000 mg. Sorry. Um, let me see. Houston is coming, just don't worry, it's coming. I'm not going to tell you the date till it's coming. Uh, let me see. New York City, you got this. Y'all be so nervous at my shows. Oh my God, in Tampa, the nervousness was on 1,000. I was like, oh Oh my God. And partly being because even though, like, I'm my— and my comedy coach says I am insane for doing this. He says, I don't know how you write content for every show, like write new material. Comedians take years to develop a joke. I'm like, that's so redundant to me. It's either the joke work or it don't. Oh well, I ain't doing all that. So, and I write it, you know, so I You know, my nerves was bad and I was just— my heart just wouldn't stop racing. But you know, when I hit the stage, it went away. It's like, it's so weird that happens. Like, every time I hit the stage, it just goes away. And it's like, I'm in a room with you. I still get nervous when I do, uh, my shows live here, like from the studio. I get nervous. I'll be like, oh my God, like, what the hell? And I I always pray that, um, everything goes well. It's good energy. We're all having a great time. Um, my spirit is well so that the information doesn't come across as me being hateful or malicious and stuff. Like, we just, we're just laughing about life, you know. So yeah, but I do get, um, am I happy? I'm very happy. I am very happy. Thank you so much, Marcy, that I'm meant for the stage. Thank you. Um, yes, I am very happy, very happy. I, I'm in a space right now that I just— I look— it's just amazing. It's just amazing. Like, the space that I'm in now, I'm in a space of growth. I'm in a space of, um, just good challenges, you know. Um, I'm just in a space of just It's just peace. It's peace, you know. Nobody behind me. What are you talking about? Did you see somebody, bitch? What you talking about? Y'all stop playing with me like that. The fuck? Yes, so I'm excited for my big show. Shout out to Peaches Royale. I just saw her. She was just here. Um, let me see, let me see. This is your element. Thank you. Seriously, have— okay, so who's been to a show Feedback. Let the winos know for real, because they'd be like, you really do comedy? King Jobs came out, he was like, bitch, I didn't know you really did comedy. I was like, yes. I said, um, listen, I'm fairly new, but I'm not new to telling stories, okay? So I'm not new to working a crowd, so I have the recipe, but I have to bake a good cake, you understand? You can have a perfect recipe and that shit still turn out sideways. It don't bake right, it don't taste right. So that's the thing, it's perfecting. Look at me spitting this shit. It's perfecting it. I don't take it like— because you know a lot of people be, oh, I'm gonna do comedy because I'm gonna do comedy, like T.I. doing comedy and shit. No, this has always been in me even before I started my platform. I was just too scared to do it. But now I have all the elements: wine, gossip, and comedy. So you get all three. And won at the live shows. So yes, so now that I done bigged it up, oh my God, now y'all gonna be like, Philly, this bitch better be funny. I'm like, oh my God, somebody said I'm gonna go down in history as the first comedian to never be booed because I have a fan base. I said not true, not true, because the one knows when y'all like shit, y'all tell me, period. If y'all like shit, y'all fucking tell me. So I don't think y'all gonna boo me. You're gonna be like, bitch, go back and try again. Go back and try again, okay? Seriously. Um, your jokes are funny, I'll be dying laughing in my seat. Thank you so much, thank you. Let me see, let me see, because I know y'all was leaving, uh, comments. Let me see. Make sure if your nip comes off the circle, they put it back on. I know, right? See, now y'all scared me about the surgery. Now y'all scared me about the breast reduction. Went to the Charlotte show and will be in attendance at the Riley show Damn, J Race. So y'all listen, uh, that's a good thing. I've been to Charlotte's show, it was amazing. Thank you, Beautifully Honest. And I got the shirt. You got me Beautifully Honest on. Look, I got the shirt. Drinking my wine and minding the business— that minding their business on Wine with Latasha K. Thank you. I should have y'all like create a shirt and then, you know, made by the winos, sold by the winos. Okay. I think you're so fat you think someone is standing behind you. Damn. Let me see. Uh, damn, son. Listen, Tampa was great. Thank you so much. Um, it's a good thing you have a butterfly stomach before performing. It means that you don't take what you have for granted. Um, thank you so much. Let me see. I just saw somebody open the door gently so you won't hear it. It's probably, probably them because they hungry. I started listening to you when I worked overnight 10 years ago. Oh, overnight 10. Oh, okay, thank you so much. Uh, let me see, let me see, uh, let me see. So somebody came in here, I was like, what? Okay, let me see, let me see. T.I. not funny though? I just think he's too serious. I think once he learns the craft— see, like, I work with a comedy coach, like, he been doing this 20-some years. Um, so I, I don't play about it. I, you know, he telling me stuff that I've been doing already that I didn't know, and they put a definition to it. And he was like, yeah, this is, this is light work for you. It's just practice from this point on. It's just practice. 1 out of 10 Charlotte shows was a 20. Damn, Cedar! Hey, okay, Cedar, she said 1 out of 10 Charlotte shows are 20. Hey! Boom, boom, boom! Let me see, um, the winos. Let me see, let me see, let me see. Can I know you put on a good show in Tampa? Thank you, True Bones, thank you. All right, can't wait to see y'all in Houston this Sunday. I mean, not Houston, damn, Philadelphia. Philadelphia this Sunday, not Houston. That's all I got is Houston on my mind. The Charlotte show was everything. Thank you so so much. You said they gonna cut off your nipples for real. See, lady, why y'all playing with me like that? I'm so scared of surgery, okay? I love when you tap your wine glass with your fork and scream, "Hear ye, hear ye!" Absolutely. Um, I can't wait to see you in Phoenix. Me too, I can't wait to see y'all too. Um, let me see, let me see. Tasha, Tasha K shows are top tier. Thank you, Shawnee and T. Uh, we're giving Google reviews right now, sorry. Uh, let's see. Uh, I already got my Cincinnati tickets, can't wait to see you. Thank you. How much money is The Type making so far? Are you breaking even? The tour making it so far, we're doing amazing. Okay, and it's not about the money, it's about longevity. Okay. Um, I used to watch you and Jessica sometimes when you first started on YouTube. Oh yes, I remember Jessica. Uh, let me see. You look like Corey Holcomb. Damn, I got keloids and shit all over my face and head. Damn. Uh, hold on, hold on. I'm seeing you in Richmond in December, honey. Okay, all right, shout out to Richmond. You said the nipples heal faster with reduction. Will I lose sensation? Because I have sensation in my nipples. Oh my gosh, see, that's what I'm scared about. Oh, I'm scared about— let me see, uh, let me see, let me see. T.I. said he did comedy for research. For one-man show that's coming. Oh, okay. Let me see. Tasha, you don't even eat macaroni and cheese? I don't. I really don't. Um, let me make sure. I bought 2 tickets to the Richmond show but couldn't make it, but I just got my tickets for Raleigh. Hey, okay. Uh, T.I.'s show is actually really good. He sold out B-more multiple nights. That's dope. Isn't he doing like a, um, like where he brings other comedians and stuff and he's kind of like hosting and stuff? Is he doing like a full? Because I do like an hour and a half sets and stuff. Uh, let me see, let me see. I'm reading a few more questions and then we're gonna— because they hungry, y'all. That's why, probably why they, they peeped in here. Okay, let me see. Somebody said, that's why I'm not getting the breast reduction, I'm afraid my nipples will lose sensation. Me too, me too. Okay. Tasha K shows never disappoint. Miami last year was great, ready for Orlando. Okay, Jamisha. Hey, let me see. Can't wait to see you in Richmond. Thank you so much. Um, Tasha, you coming to St. Louis? I am. Tickets on sale right now for St. Louis, tashkayonstage.com. What's the next show in what city? It's in Philadelphia at Helium this Sunday, June What day is it? 16th. Yeah, June 16th. Tasha, my breast go back. I hate y'all. Why y'all keep telling me stuff like that? It's like I'm already in pain. Look, do you see this? Oh my gosh. Oh, you will not lose sensation, but selling out is not funny, T.I. Okay, the Be More show was lit. I didn't want it to end. Yeah, the Be More was lit. I ain't gonna lie, that shit was lit. Why are tickets $79 and $90 in Kansas City? Uh, they're not $79 to $90. Y'all tickets— y'all supposed to buy tickets on my website, tashakayonstage.com. If you buy tickets outside of that, you just got licked. You— somebody just hit a lick off of you, okay? The only tickets that would be around that price is Houston because that's a whole extravaganza. But for the most part, these tickets are starting at $35. So if you buying tickets for more than that from third-party sites, they don't, they don't even honor those tickets when you get to the club. So you have to ensure that you are buying tickets from my website, tashakonstage.com, or directly from the club site. If you buying them anywhere else, you finna get licked. They making money off you like crazy. Okay, uh, I may lose sensation, but it won't last forever. No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to lose no sensation. That's fucked up. Lord Jesus. Okay, Dave, thanks for answering my questions. I'm good now. Thank you so much. Will I do an interview with Gene Deal? Absolutely not. He's not enough. There's only so much information you got. You ain't been around for 20 years. He done wrote fucking a novel series. We're good. Uh, them tickets aren't expensive at all, right? Be More for the win so far, but Philly, what y'all gonna do? Yeah, Be More right now. I ain't gonna lie, I ain't gonna lie now. Yeah, they got it, they got it. So, um, let me see. My VIP ticket was $40 in Phoenix. My, my VIP ticket was 40 in Kansas City. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Um, let's see. Tasha, you're right because I saw tickets in New York for $400 plus ticket. That is not true. That is not true. What happened to CrossFit? I am in CrossFit. I go to CrossFit 5 days a week. The problem is I have my grandmother's build, and by the time she died in her 80s, she had an M breast size. A M. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. And you know what I figured out too, just, just using common sense, when women have bigger breasts, like when we have big breasts like this, you rarely see a woman with real big breasts like what I have, like a G or F or E or triple D. You rarely see women with big breasts with a lot of muscle mass. Normally when you see women that are cut muscle-wise, like, and you can see their muscles in their arm, their chest, they got abs, they got all of that, right? It's because their testosterone is a lot higher, right? Their growth hormone is a lot higher. Women who have larger breasts have— make more estrogen. So imagine if a man's taking estrogen, he's going to lose his muscle mass. So no matter how much I work out, I'm strong, guys. I like my CrossFit workout today. If I showed it to you, you'll be like, what the— right? You'll be like, what the hell? Like, I'm doing power snatches into squats, toes to bar, kipping pull-ups. Like, I can really work out, seriously. I can bike 25, 30 miles, you know what I'm saying? I really have the physical fitness down, but I just don't look like it because I make a lot of estrogen, and that's why my boobs grow. And that's why when you see men that grow boobs, they eating too much chicken or things that cause their estrogen production to be high. So unless I take testosterone shots, which they were trying to make— I was like, no, because I'm not growing no beard or nothing like that. That's crazy. No, I'm, I'm okay. So it doesn't matter how much working out I do, I will never be cut like an athlete because I make a lot of estrogen. And that's for anybody. So you, you point me an athlete, you, you point, you showed me one athlete that's got real triple D titties, okay, that's got real triple D titties. You point me one. Let me know when you see one. If they got big titties, they got implants and it looked like they glued on. It looked like they glued on. So I'm not taking no testosterone shots. I'm not doing that. So like, I, I go to the gym, I work out, I got nice legs. My legs show my, uh, my legs and my, my butt and stuff showing my workout skills. But up here, I will— if I bloat, I look bloated, I look like I don't work out. But let me tell you something, you tell me drop right now, give you 50 push-ups, I can do that no problem without being on my knees. I can do pull-ups, all that shit, do, you know, power snatches, power cleans, you know, all that stuff. But I just won't cut because I make an extra— I'm like a milkmaid, I'm one of the milkmaid bitches. So yeah, they be trying to tell us, oh, you can get in shape, big titty women. You, you can get in shape internally, but your— by our body, we may lose some weight, but we'll always remain meaty looking because of our estrogen production. So anyway, I listen, I didn't say athletes can't have big titties. I said show me a cut bitch with triple D's. I'm talking about looking like a fucking, um, Sha'Carri, or you know, one of them sprinters. They ain't got no big titties sprinting. They ain't got it. Come on now, can you— can't even run and fly. You got titties. We have to wear two sports bras. That's why the softball girls and the volleyball girls They got big titties. They can't— they don't never cut. They look fat, but they really not fat. They real athletic, but it's just their body type. We can't help it. Serena Williams ain't got no big titties. She ain't got no big titties. And if she got big titties now, she got them from having babies. So, um, Michelle Obama ain't got no triple D titties. Y'all don't understand, we're talking about big titty women, just like you got big butt, big hip women, right? They'll cut muscle before we will. That's what I'm talking about. Let me see. Who got a bodybuilder top half? Who? Tasha, can you do a show at the Fitz Casino in Tunica, Missouri? The Landers Center in Southaven, Missouri? Yeah, yeah. The gymnastics doesn't have titties? Nope. And they cut, they cut, they cut. So men just like the youth regardless? They hardly have any, right? So I, I just use common sense. I'm trying to work towards a body that I'm never gonna have. But I can work towards physical fitness. And that's what I aim for— a healthy heart, healthy brain, you know, muscles, uh, flexibility, mobility, longevity, you know what I'm saying? Just being athletic. But the truth of the matter is I will never look like an athlete, even though I want to look like an athlete. But I'm not taking, um, I'm not taking, uh— thank you so much for subscribing, Katina. Y'all, welcome to the winos, child. Bottoms up. Y'all throw them wine glasses in the chat, uh, for Katina. So, um, do you think since Insulin and Uproar can be the new people get— I don't know. Okay, um, let me see. Teyana Taylor may be considered top-heavy and she is cut. Teyana Taylor is not top-heavy. Y'all listen, when you see a little person that's little frame like Teyana yes, she got titties. Her titties probably ain't no bigger than a C. I said triple, double D's. Name a girl in high school that had big titties and she was athletic. I mean, like, she was cut. Like, I'm talking about you can see the muscles, you can see the abs. Like, she look it. You ain't gonna see it, ma'am. I saw— see the winos? We a wino gang, okay? Why no game? Is Nicki going to divorce Kid? I don't think they married. So listen, Tasha, girl, spill the wine. Has Nicki actually got a child? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Queen Latifah's top heavy, so I'm sure she's athletically strong, but she will never be cut. Titties make us look fat. There's nothing I can do. People can say, oh, Tasha, you look fat, you gaining weight, you this. But listen, outwork me? My husband was shot today when he was in the class, and he was like, damn, you could do toes apart, you could do foot. Yeah, he over there on the ground, and he, he, he cut, you know what I'm saying? So like, it's just the body makeup. Tasha, why in the world's tiniest lady cop arrested Chrisean Rock to make her look like a giant? I know, uh, Monique top heavy. Yep, she top heavy, right? So yep, they always thought I wouldn't pass my tape test, right? I'm not cooking anything tonight, guys. I'm tired. But listen, I'm gonna go ahead and get off, okay? Um, I stayed on here extra 30 minutes. I love you guys. I cannot wait to see you in Philadelphia this Sunday. We will be here tomorrow, okay, on YouTube as well as tashaklive.com. And, uh, yes, uh, what do you call it, uh, Facebook, okay. Um, you said Sherri Shepherd was top heavy. That's a great example, right? So here's the thing, how does she look with this sheet? Now if you ask me, I think honestly she had some testosterone because Her muscles was them, them legs. Women with big titties like that, but you notice she never cut up here. Like, this was all fat, right? All fat. And her boobs kept growing. You— and it didn't look right. Y'all dragged that lady so bad because of the way her body looked. Every time I was like, something is off, something is off, because she was taking testosterone probably to get herself to cut. But the titties didn't go no fucking where. They was still there, bitch. They still look— don't play, don't play. Thank you so much for the donation, I appreciate that. Thank you. Are you going to buy that bald Doja Cat doppelganger Rihanna 50 hair? No, I'm not. Okay, um, yes, let's say, yeah, y'all was really dragging that lady. Seriously. And she had a breast reduction as well too. Okay, now I love y'all. I'm gonna go ahead and get off. I gotta go eat. Okay, bye. Oh, we're gonna be in Philadelphia Sunday. Helium. Tashakayonstage.com. Get them tickets now. Let's go. Bye.
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