Jaden Smith & Justin Bieber CAUGHT Grinding & Kissing, Will Smith Depressed? + KMichelle & much more

Hey y'all, everybody, how y'all doing? Okay, we got the glasses going, honey. It is April 16th. I am here with my two favorites, fresh off of cease and desist, which means I have arrived. Hello, Polo, K-Town, how y'all doing today?

What's up, Mama? Hey, Polo, how are you?

Hey, we in here, we about to have a party today, guys.

Um, now we got a lot of stuff going on, you know, we fresh off of weekend one of Coachella, so, you know, we're gonna talk about some things we saw there.

Justin Bieber, Jada Smith, uh, we got some, you know, opinions on K.

Michelle and her views of men being too soft. And baby, apparently it's cougar season, okay? We want to get into some stuff about Lil Kim, Cher, all the girls popping out with they little youngins, okay? But first, before we get into that, we're gonna start this episode off by Heavenly Father Jesus Christ, who's the head of my life. Because, you know, people love to use, uh, God to cover up, uh, they mistakes. Okay, I'm not perfect myself, uh, but, uh, yeah, Jabs, you wanna get into our old, uh, we got a series of, um, sketchy preachers going, so, uh, installment number 2. Jabs, you wanna, you wanna open them up?

But we want to just thank you today for exposing all these raggedy-ass preachers and things so we know where not to go to church at.

Praise God.

Amen.

Praise God. In Jesus' name. Amen.

Hallelujah.

Thank you. Uh, Brian— Brianisha— Brian Carn. Uh, first of all, Brian is, uh, I would say somewhat of a well-known preacher, okay? And, um, I have seen and did stories on this man years, for years. These people love to sit out here and do the absolute shit, and then they want to say, oh, God knows. God is using—

God know my heart.

You know, this man, just a few years ago, he was— I don't even want to say caught sleeping with another man's wife, but he was caught sleeping with the musician's wife. Had nothing come all over the sheets in the living room and everything like that. The husband came home, him and the wife got into it, him and Brian got into it, all this other stuff like that. And then he just Brian act like nothing was going on, and then he just gets him in the pulpit. See, the devil, he's mad. He's trying to come up against me. No, sir, your dick is wavering and you don't know what to do. And then your booty go other places because, you know, you got that high ass. And so there's been stories out here of, of plowing and plunging and getting up. But you know what I'm saying?

I don't know why the girls won't come forth and say nothing.

The boys, you know, the boys won't come forth and say that, because I'm like, I'm really confused as to why it is that y'all— these women sit in the church and they amen, they wear these old women looking hats, and they just keep going. And I'm just like, okay. And I mean, he constantly— and all they got to do is hallelujah, and they just keep going back. They fall out, come lay hands on me, prophet. And I don't know, because One new little girl out there, she kind of going viral but saying stupid stuff about the Lord Jesus and everything like that. I don't know, I just feel like with Brian and the rest of these preachers— do y'all got that clip? Can y'all show this clip? Because y'all probably don't even know what I'm talking about. Show that clip real quick.

My life through the media, and I lived my life on Daystar, on TBN, on the Word Network, in front of the Christian community, had my failures, my bloopers, my blunders, messed up. Sometime I was guilty, sometime I wasn't. All kind of things were thrown.

You're always guilty.

But when everybody was different toward me, he never changed. I mean, when everybody treated me differently, from the top to the bottom, pastors, preachers, men, women, I would go and pray and he'd be be there. I would go and lift my hands and love on him, and his presence would be ever so strong. He never forsook me. He was true to his word. And at that moment is when I came into that revelation. Y'all know what I'm about to say, right? You know it, right? Come on, come on, you know what I'm about to say. It was at that moment that I recognized what—

what'd you say?

God ain't mad at me.

That's right.

God ain't— tell the person next to you, tell them, God ain't mad at me.

That's right.

I realized that at that moment. God ain't mad at me. He's absolutely in love with me.

Wow.

Thoughts toward me are good thoughts, and it's to give me an expected end. I don't care what nobody tries to tell me. I am completely convinced that God's in in love with me.

Who are you trying to convince?

First of all, his denim jacket makes him look very questionable.

Let's start there. Okay, I'm gonna go get my dick sucked and I know God love me still too, so I ain't gonna even worry about it. You know what I'm saying? When I want to go plow something, God ain't mad at me, you know what I'm saying?

I—

what I don't like, and I've grown up in the church my entire life, and I'm gonna let y'all talk about this too. Is that how you bash something and beat up on something and want to send everybody to hell, but when you get caught— and not necessarily even caught— when you get to doing stuff and it get exposed, God is in love with me. Oh God, he never failed me. When they was coming and plowing my big booty cheeks, hey, God was in love with me.

Narcissism comes in all forms, including including pastors, you know what I'm saying? Like, I could— I mean, I definitely have a real life. And if y'all been through this, not saying that I was one of them girls, but I've been in the church as a child, Southern Baptist. Um, I call him out, Reverend Allen, down, down there to the, uh, Arna Grove Baptist Church in Oglethorpe, Georgia. Uh, yeah, so first of all, he was a, a, a multi-time convict, you know, but he changed his life and they accepted him.

This man had a wife, he got two different women in our pulpit pregnant, and like, they just kept forgiving him.

He finally resigned when he got another one pregnant, but I think she like lost the baby or something. But before that even hit the fan, he just went ahead and resigned. And it's just like, what is it about preachers and people in these type of leadership positions? Like, you know, I'm not gonna—

T.D. Jakes, you know, what they're saying about him is all hearsay.

But like, I find it very odd that people are going out their way to make sure it's hearsay and not give it any validity. Anybody else whose name was caught up in this stuff, they're like, he did it, he did it. But it's like, T.D. Jakes, like, nah. Why are we like always so forgiving with, you know, um, religious leaders when it comes to this questionable behavior? Like, what's going on here?

Paula, what you got to say?

I think it's like, I think it's because of the power that they hold. Number one, they speaking the word, and so you already have, you already have people at the most intimate type of vulnerable space possible.

Vulnerability.

Yeah, it's easy to persuade people when you are speaking, you know, what people believe in and what people love. You know, like, like, like Job said, you could go get bent over and then be here Sunday morning at the pulpit preaching to the people because they want to hear what you got to say. They may not know what you did last night, but I think that's what it is. A lot of he say, she say. And just like, um, the video we just saw, you know, they— the pastors clean it up, they make it sound real, real good. But God God loves me. And so what can you say to that after somebody does say that? What can you say to that? How can you still go against that unless, you know, you us and you don't care?

It's—

it basically— it sounds like kind of those relationships with like a cheating boyfriend, abusive, you know, lover, whatever. We'll cut friends off for this, we'll cut friends off for that, but it's just like we know that like we have this bond with this preacher where when we're at our lowest, we go get their word. So even when they mess up because of this like vulnerable intimacy that we have with them, you know, we tend to be so forgiving. That's what I think it is, you know.

Yeah, definitely.

Any closing thoughts on your preacher friend, Jabs?

Well, I wouldn't necessarily say my friends, but you know, uh, like, like currently I'm dealing with a little lawsuit because, you know, the preacher said he didn't do it, but he admitted to doing it. He told his church he did it. But he mad at me. And the lawsuit that is out there is like, if you go read it, it says, oh, he called me a punk-ass nigga. And I'm like, is that what you're suing for? You said I defamed you? When I tell you, like, these people, I feel like they only sue when, when you strike a chord. Yeah, you know, they, they get mad. Yeah, you know, because I'm like, me personally, like, sir, I ain't say nothing about you. Even with Brian, like, I'm not going— I think with a lot of us who do content and we do social media, we're only going to talk about this stuff if it's validity, if it's facts to it, if we know you did it. And so like, if you ain't did nothing and we don't really care, we're not going to talk about it. So I feel like with, with Bronnie Chakarron, it just is what it is. And I feel like the people that keep going, y'all going, and whatever comes out of this, it just is what it is for you. When you find out more and more dirt come out, or they get more, more and more babies, you know, you, you're going there at your own request. That's it.

Yeah, yeah. Well, speaking of intimate, vulnerable relationships between people, uh, K. Michelle says that she's not okay seeing her man cry, and if she does see that, um, she feels less protected. First of all, can we play the clip of her words exactly.

Don't be want me to cry because then I don't feel protected. For my life, they see cry, you like it. I would like to be better about that, you know, like I, I don't want to see—

I don't mind them crying though.

I think they should be able to be vulnerable. I do.

I think men should be able to cry and be vulnerable, but for some reason, once they cry, you You know what happens to me? I turn into the man.

No, you making the wrong one.

When they cry, I be like, like that, like—

So if they had a death in their family, I get it, family.

Oh, I'm not saying that, but I'm talking about like if something don't go their way, like a cry.

Oh no, no, no, no, no.

But like if someone die in your family and things like that, what if they have a bad them. And you know, like, having a bad— like, I just don't be wanting men to cry because then I don't feel protected.

So, uh, first of all, you ain't here for me. You gonna have to wind this back on your own time and pause and zoom in. But, uh, I ain't never seen a Van Cleef four-leaf clover bracelet with five flower petals, okay? There was not four-leaf clovers, there were five-petaled flowers on that bracelet. Definitely clock that, um, Moving right along. So anyway, um, K. Michelle, I think that, um, I don't know, I think one of the most like deep intimate moments that I had with my man, um, or when I really just started to see that we were in something serious was— you had to put on the double glasses.

I did, because I was trying to find this to see K.

Michelle's fake Van Cleef bracelet, because I definitely— I caught it, but Run it back, zoom in. Hey, you know, don't, don't shoot the messenger. Huh?

What is the same video where she was talking about, uh, people being, uh, homosexual and stuff?

Yes.

Okay, so everything is like, first of all, I mean, men just can't do anything without being labeled sassy. Now I know I have an overly alpha male where I be trying to get him to chill on the testosterone sometimes. And one of our, like, strong— the thing that brought us closer, you know, when we were just first dating, he cried over something very, very specific. He rarely cries. And it was a very good reason. And I knew then that he trusted me and that we had something real. Because my man got a reputation around town of being damn near a straight killer. Like, Mike Hill got on stage and called my man the new Suge Knight. So it's like, I know this guy not soft. Don't nobody around town think he's soft. But I did see him cry in the intimate space. I also know that K. Michelle has a hard time maintaining a healthy, uh, relationship. So, you know, that, you know, consider the source. Uh, Polo, uh, what are your thoughts about men being vulnerable? First of all, just in general as a man, and then should— is it normal for a woman to be turned off by a man being vulnerable?

So I think, um, first of all, it's nothing wrong with a man being vulnerable. People, you know. Um, we all have emotions, we all feel a type of way, we all go through stuff, and we all show that in different ways. But what kind of grinds my gears with this type of topics, especially coming from Black women, is that I only feel like the Black men get that heat. We can't cry, we gotta look so strong all day, we got to be so hard all day. Why wouldn't you want your man to feel comfortable enough to show you him in every type of way. You want a facade of a man, or do you want to have the real man? Do you want to know who this really is? Him when he happy, him when he's sad, him when he's, you know, everything. And so I just hate that. And I really hate the fact that she even feels that way, to the point where you say you feel weak because a man cries, when you really should feel empowered. Like, wow, this man really loves and trusts me. He just cried in front of me as a man. He just cried in front of me. And so that is just bogus, but I wouldn't expect nothing more from—

consider the source, right?

I wouldn't expect nothing more. She can't keep a man longer than 2 months, 3 days, and 6 hours, so I'm not worried about nothing she's saying. And they've been saying the box is broken down there, so I was about to say that.

Didn't they say it smell?

Okay, she said she got to put salt around the bed to cure her box. I don't have time to listen to nobody who's talking about putting salt around the bed. I don't have time. So that's buffoonery.

Is that Buddha?

Buddha? That sounds like some damn—

trying to keep the ghost out of it.

What's happening here?

Oh, they said she can't raise a man either.

I'm telling you, rumors—

like, you know, if you out here in the public eye, one thing's gonna happen is rumors. But like I can't lie, I don't know if that's one that I, I could sleep at night with before.

She can't keep a man because her coochie smell it. Maybe that's the reason why the man crying. I don't know, maybe that's the reason why he crying, the coochie smell. Maybe the fishy smell and stuff like that to keep the man crying and stuff. Maybe that's why. And you feel like he been— maybe he should just be a man. Take this smell, man. Pick this one.

I got a theory, I got a theory.

This why she don't like men to cry, because she didn't have so much Botox and so many fillers that her face can't move.

It's frozen.

She can't cry no more. So now we both got to be stone cold.

She got a brick face.

Yeah, how you out here crying and my face on fro?

Oh God, like what you in tears for? I get it, K. We get it when we look at it that way. We get it.

Oh my God, it's a mess though. Singers that are aging out, uh, your girl Keisha Cole, Lil' Kim, and others have popped out.

What we got here? We got Cher, we got Drea. Honey, let me tell you something, I—

Cher's the oldest woman here with a young man.

It is cougar season. All of them are 7 years or more, some of them getting into the double decades older than their man right now.

So many high-profile women are popping out with young men. What do you guys think this is about? Polo, do you think this is about young peen? I have my own theories, but I'm gonna let the two men take it away first before I tell you what I think.

I think, I, I think it's definitely, you know, you want to feel youthful. I think the young peen make them feel young, make them, you know, it keeps them— look, it keeps them intact, it keeps them up on their feet, it keeps them, you know. But, and honestly, and I'm gonna be real with you, and a lot of people may disagree with me, but I really don't see anything wrong with women dating younger guys. I, I don't know why, but I don't. I feel like if as long as they're of age Because I feel like sometimes people have a misconception with age. A lot of people are not their age, like they're their age but their mindset, their, their life is way older than what they are. So you got to judge the person by the person. However, I'm sorry, I do have a little double standard though. It give me creep vibes when it's the opposite.

Wait, when it's an older man, it just give me creep vibes.

I don't know why.

That's, that's me. I'm working on me, y'all. But For some reason, when I see an older woman with a younger guy, it doesn't really—

are you into older women?

I am, I am, I am.

But, but you want somebody to buy your PlayStation, huh?

I don't play them games, but they can come sponsor. All right, I love a good sponsor.

I got triple vision now, I'm trying to see something.

You have to authorize use on that account.

Them bucks not gonna pay for theyself at all. Put me on the deed.

Please.

What are your thoughts about, uh, this cougar—

this cougar wave?

I am like Polo, you know, put my name on the registration.

That picture of Kim, by the way, come on now. Y'all could have—

come on, right there though, she really not ugly. I don't like— so here's my thoughts. I do feel like— I do feel like at some point, you know, I don't think that there's any— as long as they're grown It does feel weird though, you know, because I feel like, you know, a grown person or, you know, because this happened in my family before, you know, your, your, uh, parental or whatever date somebody that's almost 7, 8, 10 years older than you and you be looking like, bitch, who I'm supposed to be calling dad around? Okay, not you. Like, so it feels weird, especially for someone that may have teenage adult children, and then you got to be like, okay, what I'm supposed to say this right here? I hope you don't think I'm gonna call you Daddy or Pappy or something like this, or Mama. What? And then it's like, you know, because that person may be in the same age bracket as your kids, you know, you put your kids in a weird place. And it's like, I understand you want to get you some young, you know, tallywhacker, okay? Or no, I understand, I get it. I want to get you some good old young tail, eggplant, you You just saw the man in the store, he been won't, won't, won't around the store. I get it, you want some of it, I get it. But it's like, either you're gonna date the person and this is just like a little jump off or whatever, but do you really want to marry this person? Because good dick, good, good, good cooch don't really mean that it's, it's long lasting, you know. Like, everybody ain't got good sense up here. But, um, that's just my thoughts.

This is what got me though.

We're talking about it in theory. I would like to— we got a lot of examples of this, but I would like to just play a clip of Lil Kim and her new boo so we can see what this looks like.

That's good.

It was a really nice Adidas party.

You see this?

This is Adidas.

Let me show you.

It is fire, bro.

Can you see it, babe? Wait, make sure you can see it because I can't. I can't look.

You see the black and white?

No, we seeing it.

Yeah, for sure.

This is fire. I'm not gonna lie, I like this shit.

They kind of like gave me the fire shit, the most custom-made shit.

So first of all, all of our faces look the same. Like, wait, I'm sorry, look, Kim's new man is giving rodent realness in the face. Okay, boy, the boy look like Stuart Little.

Okay, he look like he fresh out of middle school, literally.

And I don't even blame him at all.

What's crazy to me is all of these women are older than me and they are dating men that I wouldn't even gave a chance to 6 years ago because they still would have been too young for me then. Me personally, now I heard your thoughts, Polo, you know, Grief. I like a good seasoned man. I like to be led. I am a very well-educated, well-traveled, all-around-the-world woman. First of all, like, it's really hard for a guy to get me and take me somewhere, introduce me to something that I ain't already seen or experienced, number one. You know, and it's like, I do have to be— the only way it works for me having such a strong personality is I have to be in a situation where I could submit. How am I gonna submit to somebody that know less to me?

But like, boy, you ain't been around but the same. You can— where you gonna lead me to, off a damn cliff? So I really, I, I, I, I personally, I need an older man.

That's, that's just me, you know. My man is 58, you know, I'm loving it. Now let me tell you the, the pros and cons of this, right? So what I think is going here, and this is some real stuff with me being a woman from the South, submissive, you know, please don't shoot the messenger. What I think I'm seeing here is older men, they don't play the radio when it comes to they woman. They don't care what you didn't accomplish, they don't care how much money you got in your bank. They just have a certain mind frame when it comes to women and, you know, gender roles in a relationship. Even when you see Mariah Carey marry that older billionaire, that fizzled out in like 2 business days. And you want to know why? It's because older men really just have certain expectations, you know. And they also came up in a different time, you know, where households were, you know, a little more organized. So they are expecting the hot meals. They are expecting the foot rubs. Not only are they expecting it, they need it.

They feed is bad.

They need this type of care and attention.

Okay, you know, 3, 2 to 3 meals a day.

This is what like these men of these ages expect. And these women that you're seeing date down, they can't handle that grown man pressure.

It's like you get you a 22-year-old boy, he cool with some Hot Pockets.

Every 2 days and some pizza rolls.

Yeah, some pizza rolls. I think a lot of these, you know, I think a lot of these women are dating down because it's just they can't handle that OG pressure from a grown-ass man.

You really do gotta have, you know, your ass home, you know, handling stuff, you know, making him feel better. Even yesterday, okay, so I was getting ready to go to a table read. And this is where it conflicts with me being like a creative but still being like a traditional submissive woman in my relationships.

I'm ready to get ready to go to a table read 30 minutes away. Clearly I'm working on being the star that I am. My man, we got into it, but he apologized and cleaned it up. But he asked me to do some housewife shit. I need to be out the door in 5 minutes. And I'm like, are you serious? You know, and so like that, I can understand the frustration, but again, you know, we have enough sense to communicate and get through it.

But that's what I think it is. These women are dating down because they can't handle grown man pressure. You know, it is— don't shoot the messenger. Um, King Jazz, any of your— any more thoughts on the cougar apocalypse?

I want to add something.

Go ahead. Oh, please go ahead.

Listen, this is where I feel like it's a problem, and I want to add something to what I said. If you have kids, if the person is closer in age with your kids than they are you, it's a problem. So listen, everybody know I love Keisha Cole, but hold on, wait, wait, wait, listen, listen, listen. I love Keisha Cole, but her son is 13, her man is 24, she is 42. So the son and the boyfriend are 11 years apart from each other. She's 18 years older than the boyfriend. And so that, it just comes off as—

Lord, Keisha didn't— Polo, Keisha knocked you off, Polo! Keisha knocked you off, Polo! Keisha took you out of that—

It comes off like that, you know. And so to me, it's like, okay, is that the older child or is that the boyfriend? It's a little weird when you got a child that's closer in age with your spouse. And so that's what is weird. But if you got—

what, Polo, what if I tell you my man got 4 kids?

2 are older than me and 2 are younger than me by like 5, 6 years.

Yeah, that's like my mom and my dad. My, my dad's daughter is like 2 years younger. My mom is like 2 years younger than my dad's daughter. Like, no, she's 2 years older than my dad's daughter. Yeah, that's a little— that's a little cringy.

I'll be the evil stepmom on the panel.

It's okay though, it's okay, it's okay. You know what they remind me of? Uh, with Flavor— with Flavor of Love, when, uh, he brought all his kids to meet, uh, the girls in the house, and some of his kids are older than the girls and everything. Like, what? But it's all right though. Hey, if it works, it works. We do not judge over here. If it works, it works.

I am actually really shocked that Keyshia Cole did this again. She's with the Huncho guy or whatever right now. Yeah, I really would have thought she learned her lesson from having that baby with Nico.

Yeah, and Nico's older. Nico's 29 now.

Nico, you're going younger.

He's 24.

And I feel like everything that went left in that relationship was the age gap, his immaturity. Yeah, so I really was shocked to see that she hop back on the Cougar ride again.

I don't think it was the age gap though. I think it was the success. He's— he was upcoming and she already was established. With Huncho, he's established already. He's rising right now, you know. He might help her out a little bit, you know. And so this may be a little different, you never know. But that definitely was a problem, the success. He was just—

hold on, for sure. What is he gonna do for Keisha?

He could write her a hit. He could do a lot. What you mean? He winning right now. He can write her a nice little hit, they can collab on a track, you know, we can do a little thing, we can do something. Keisha on a worldwide arena tour right now. My girl doing her thing too right now, still with no—

Yes, what tour is she on?

The Love Hard Tour. Keisha's arena tour at that, she's the headliner. Come on now. Oh, JLo need to call her up and ask, honey, because Keisha's tour sold out.

Now this is my thoughts about it. Now one other person that need to be probably be added on here is, um, Eve. Is that white man older than Eve?

But they both—

leave Eve and her billionaire out of this.

I am not even mad. Listen, I ain't even mad at Eve because Eve said, listen, all this, all this, this, this, this, this rapping stuff and everything. I got a billionaire man, I'm good. Y'all can have it, peace out. Y'all see me when you see me. I feel like this when it comes down to these people dating all these little, little boys, um, maybe it's beneficial, maybe it's for sex, I don't know. Because I mean, I saw who Cher was dating and I was really—

even old man sex is better. I said it. To the public. I'm here, I'm telling you.

See, the Lord knew she was lying. Use the blue pill and everything else just to keep it up. Quit telling—

Hold on, hold on, Polo. Like, everybody that's old ain't use no blue pill now, you know what I'm saying?

Baby, they is— they dropping us out left and right. Listen, they don't want to hear us tonight. They say y'all got to go.

Our producers did that to me. They said, hold on, hold on.

But no, that's how I honestly— I feel like either it's beneficial for them in financial-wise, or it's strictly for sex. Because again, I mean, you— these people gonna do what they want to do. When you grown, you see somebody that you like, they happen to feel something for you, you gonna date them, it's gonna be what it's gonna be. I don't give a damn what we say, they gonna do what they want to do, period. Um, it does look cringy when I see Lil' Kim, the little boot, because he looked like a little 12-year-old. And I'm like, and I'm like, you're dating Lil' Kim is an icon. She's legendary. She is, she is Lil' Kim. I don't care what she didn't did to her face. I don't care what she didn't do to her body. Lil' Kim is Lil' Kim. And it's like, if you don't understand who the hell you dating, dude, like, you need to move it around. Like, I'm not saying you got to be worshiping her, but it's like, you're dating Lil Kim. Like, don't get in the camera like, yeah, y'all see me. Yeah, Lil Kim back again.

Y'all see me. Somebody said his mama had to tell him who Lil Kim was.

No, really.

No, like, and he's 24 too, and Kim is what, 52?

Oh, he's 24 as well. What's up? Like, what's up? Hey, I better not see nothing going wrong.

Man pressure. Okay, well, look guys, first of all, can you believe that we've already been at this for half an hour and we only like a third way through the topics? We got the synergy going. Um, coming up after the break, we're gonna get into, uh, some stuff about Bambi, and, um, apparently she is a collegiate woman, and she wants you all to know. The School of Hard Knocks.

I don't know, we're gonna—

um, also, uh, Mandisi curves his wife once again. I don't know how you keep getting curved by somebody you're married to, but we're gonna get into that. And also we're gonna get into, uh, you know, some, some deep thoughts some insight from Will Smith, you know. So, uh, we gotta get into all of that after the break.

Special guest in the wine cellar, Liz Corkin. I'm a news personality, right? You know, comedian, all that stuff. But you are an actual journalist. You were the gossip column that people read every day, right?

There was a story that a colleague that I have mutual friends with was covering. She had a source that claimed that he was raped as a child at a party with elites by Bill Clinton. She interviewed the victim. Next thing you know, she ends up—

Anything on Khloe's daddy?

We did do stories on that because there's lots of theories on who the dad is. There is one guy we believe to be Her father?

I knew it!

Oh, so you know who I'm talking about?

I already knew it, yes. She looked just like his ass. You just caused a stir on the internet surrounding Jay-Z.

This is when I was at Star Magazine. My boss said, hey, I want to do this Jay-Z affair mistress story. He's allegedly having an affair with this woman named Kathy White. Can you find her? Can you get a hold of her? And I got a hold of her. She was like, okay, yeah, let me think about doing an interview with you. The next thing I know, she's dead. What do you mean she's dead?

You know, like, what happened?

All right, winos, if you enjoy shows like this and would like to see more with me on stage in your city, well, I'm coming. Tickets on sale right now. Link in the description box as well as the bio. Hurry up now while tickets last, okay?

That is OJ's daughter. I'm trying to test OJ.

The white lady had me.

I'm like, hold up, I was stuck.

No, seriously, she, you know, now let's see if she catch some cease and desist.

Probably she ain't. She ain't.

You know, you know how that white privilege go, you know what I'm saying?

It's only us colored peoples that get that foolishness because they feel some type of way because it's coming from Black people.

Okay, especially when they're clocked, you know what I'm saying? Um, so if you enjoyed that snippet Wait, what?

Polo? Polo, they keep— what, what is going—

Polo, Polo will be back.

But if you guys enjoyed that snippet as much as we did, clearly we couldn't even hold our thoughts about it. You can go check out content like that over on tashaklive.com and also get on her app. She has a lot more than interviews. She has some original series, you know, Wine is the New Tea. It's expanding over there, so please get on, get on over. To Tasha K Live right now. Also, April 21st, and then I'm gonna, gonna go into the madness of this past weekend. April 21st, our girl Tasha K is hitting the West Coast.

What's up? Okay, it's gonna— Tasha is gonna be— what's up, Polo? Tasha is gonna be in Pleasanton, California on April 21st. Please make sure y'all get over to tashakonstage.com.

And get those tickets and check out her upcoming tour dates, you know, if you're not anywhere in the Oakland, San Francisco, Pleasanton area. Um, did you guys see the footage of her Baltimore show? Moment of silence.

Oh, I did, I did.

What are your thoughts?

Let me hear it.

I did. They was so excited to see her. I said Baltimore was turned up. I should have been in the building. Y'all might see me at the Oakland show though, because I need that type of energy too. I said she walked in with that wine glass and yes, they ate it up. They did what they was supposed to do when a queen walked through the door.

You know what I love is as soon as that beat drop, they don't even got to see her. Okay, that beat drop and they hear her voice and they fucking go bananas. Now again, most of these people that I say stuff about, it don't be opinion, you know. I know these people. It is what it is. Let me tell you, your girl Tiffany Haddish, okay, she performed down here at the Yamashiro, okay, uh, twice a month. My good brother who I just was on the table read with yesterday runs that show. Let me tell you, Tiffany not bringing them out like that at all.

Tiffany can't put 30 people in a room right now.

Oh, oh boy, right, right.

Like I said, I'm not just a comedian, I'm a comedy analyst. She— your favorite female comedians is not doing what Tasha is doing, period.

Okay, they not.

They're not. Like, there's not no matter of opinion. This is fact. Not even close.

I've seen that. I'm like, that is crazy. Tasha is selling out.

You know, this was funny. And this is no shade towards nobody, but it's like, people really, as much as they talk about Tasha K, Tasha K is really doing her thing. Like, okay, you know, she may have a lawsuit, she may have this, she may have that, but it's like, look, she doing her thing. And it's like, the more people keep talking, the more she gonna keep doing it. It's like, listen, you can't take somebody who has built their own platform right? And she is where she is. She tells what she tells and people get mad. And it's like, look, she goes on tour and the people sell out. However many people are there is more people than what you got coming to yours.

Okay, but numbers don't—

she can help JLo out. I'm trying to tell you, Tasha's telling—

I was about to say something real slick.

No, seriously, Tasha, Tasha, Tasha get it out. She got it out the mud. I, I see the play, honey, you know. And the— like the saying says, well-behaved women rarely make history. So Tasha, we salute you. Please keep it going. You guys, get on over to Tasha K On Stage, check out them dates. Don't miss it. You gonna be sad like everybody who didn't make it to the Renaissance Tour.

Okay, that part. You come to Tampa too, we gonna be there. Yeah, we're gonna be there. You know what I'm saying? I just want to see what's really going on with some of these punks and they tours and things. But you know, I'm gonna leave that alone. Leave that alone. I'll leave that alone today.

We're gonna leave them alone today.

We got— I'm gonna switch up the topic a little bit. Um, so since we all here with, um, you know, Peep Gang right now, you know, all right, so Speaking of, uh, Teeth Gang, the leader of Teeth Gang, Mendeecees, uh, has some stuff to say to his wife Yandy, yet again, uh, breaking her heart into a thousand pieces in front of the public eye. Can we roll the footage of their conversation?

All the stuff that we've been beefing about and you thinking that I'm trying to be too independent and Rasheeda was talking to me how it got to a point in her relationship with Kirk where she was trying to just do everything and be all that she needed to be for everything else, but not for her relationship. And she said they went through a very dark place. And I just don't want that for us.

Man, listen, I don't know what to say, man. I feel that we are in a dark place. It's been going on for a while now. If this is going to be, then, you know, you got to take this serious. If it's not, then you got to let it go.

Do you feel like you guys are at the point where you may let go?

Yeah. Is the commitment keeping you more than the love right now?

Absolutely. 1,000%. This is supposed to be forever, but it don't have to be forever.

Well, I feel like letting it go is not an option. The thought of life without you, and that's not an option for me. I'm just devastated at how he feels. It seems like he's hopeless. Nothing has ever made him say or consider us being apart. I didn't think it was this bad. I'm just worried at this point.

When you get back, there's things we gotta work on, you know? So you got to be willing to put the work in. So, you know, I'm not a big communicator, um, but I be trying. God knows I be trying.

Okay, okay.

And scene. Because stop, like, stop. The relationship been over before it started. When they didn't file them papers to make the marriage real, I knew it was a joke then. Mendeecees gonna leave Yandy and go to who?

Have y'all ever been through it where you just trying to break up with somebody and you be like, we're done, and they be like, okay, what time you want to go eat? Like, I don't know if y'all remember, but Mendeecees, they was on that couple's retreat And the question was asked, okay, if the roles were reversed and I had to do a bid as a woman like you did and I held you down, would you stick around for me? And look, this woman dead in her face on national television, he said, hell no, probably not. You ain't— you not gonna get a third time to embarrass me on TV, baby. Okay, all 72 of them pearly whites is gonna be on the floor if you do this a third time. King Jazz, what are your thoughts about this woman's husband curving her consistently on television?

I feel like this: if this man can embarrass you publicly over and over again, baby, what you holding on to? Like, you— I have saw the videos where she's like, like at the jail, she's, you know, taking the vote. Like, to me, I'm like, baby, baby, get the clues. Get to get the clues. Blue's Clues, a little live clues. Somebody get, you know, who's in the house, you know, like who's there, you know, like, baby, get it. He don't want you. Ain't no telling, he probably already screwing somebody right now. I just feel embarrassed for her.

Allegedly.

Allegedly. I'll say allegedly. Okay, allegedly. I just feel embarrassed because I'm like You letting this man play in your face like this, and you have held him down all this time. Me personally, I feel that it's a hurt. And like she said, she said, I don't feel like it's over. Like, I just sat up here and been with you all this time while you was in jail, your good, your bad, your ugly, and you want to leave? And then for him to say, if I had— if you had to go to jail, I, I don't think I could do that. What you mean? Like, somebody say some stuff like, I'm like, yeah, we, we good.

And it's not the hypothetical. He, she has already held him down from a bed and he still got the nerve to say, oh no.

Yeah, do not want to lose her boyfriend. That's been her boyfriend for 20 years. That's been her boyfriend for 20 years. You, that man have been your boyfriend for 20 years. You think she finna leave? No, she didn't even make him too.

Honey, the queen must be top tier, honey.

Exactly. It's the same thing with Chrissy.

Her—

Yandy is another Chrissy. They like being girlfriends to these men and they settle for that.

I don't think this is going nowhere.

All these years in as a girlfriend and you think they finna leave and let somebody else get the girlfriend spot?

Chrissy was such an embarrassment. Like, girl, get up.

Don't even get me started there. Because she got on her knee, and I'm never gonna forget that. And he still didn't marry her. I don't think—

I don't think it's good dick. I don't think— I don't think that it's good dick. I just think that— I think that when you've been in, in their case, in a situation for so long, you get used to it. Yeah, well, good Judys, how about that? I feel like you get used to it, and it's like, you know, I don't want nobody else, and nobody else gonna have you. Like, you're mine. Baby, listen, he ain't been sure— he ain't been yours a long time. Y'all done screwed and had some kids, and now you want to think that's going— you know, I hate to bring this person up, but just like Tyler Perry that made all these movies, I Can Be Bad All By Myself. Baby, you can be bad all by yourself, niece. You can sit out here and go find you another man. He gonna be mad because you didn't went on about your business. That's okay, move on, baby. You— Yandy is too pretty. She really is gorgeous.

Howard University educated like myself.

And what is Mandisi?

He, he got money, but he, he got it from the show, you know what I'm saying?

He's a— she's an educated Black woman, and you know, she's obviously doing something for herself, you know. Sad to say, she got kids by this fool, but it's like, it's like, man, come on, go get— go, go find somebody else. Like, I don't want to— I don't want to see this for you. I don't. I don't want to say It's, it's not good. No.

Either one of y'all been through, um, an experience— I know I have. Um, have either one of y'all been through an experience where the person hit you with the, if I can't have you, nobody will?

Oh, absolutely. Everybody I get with, absolutely. Yeah, I just, I just got that, you know, that magical— you know, I can, I can hit the call for any one of them. Definitely. But you know, that comes with—

I love the company.

You, you, you enjoy whatever it was, whatever it was, you enjoyed it. And so in this instance, Yandy enjoyed her boyfriend for 20 years, you know what I'm saying? She's not going nowhere. It's gonna be—

they, they never, uh, gave us receipts on— they, they never gave us these, uh, marriage documents.

I ain't seen it. I'm like Mama D, for the record.

If, if, listen here, if I'm merged, if I'm married now, I'm gonna be like, look, here you go, boom, easy, right?

It's giving Stevie J and Jocelyn all over again.

Like, just, you know, I mean, it's not that you got to prove anything, but when you're on national TV and people saying y'all not married, well, bitch, Here go the documentation right here. There you go. We're done with this. Moving on.

Yeah, you are beautiful, woman.

Please, uh, but you gotta feel that though. You gotta feel that as a person. Like, a lot of times we have these views of what we think people are, and you know, like, y'all, she's beautiful, she's this, she's that.

And I'm not saying she doesn't feel that, but a lot of times that— did y'all have to leave the kitchen with her leave out going crazy? You see what I'm saying?

A lot of times these people don't really care about themselves.

I love to see why Man DC is on the fence about this one.

Exactly. A lot of times these people don't really care about theyself like that, or they don't feel what you feel. Like that picture, then you can't tell me that's somebody who really care about theyself.

Maybe that was a long leave out.

When I say leave me out of it, that's what I'm talking about.

I was like, y'all could have like blended that stuff a little bit or something. What's the wrong camera angle?

Like, really care about her because he let her go out there.

Look, hey, and he sitting with his hands in the middle of his lap.

He don't even want to touch her. Give me some escrow grease, you know, just like a run my fingers through.

Or give me some—

so what's that, some, uh, mousse? Some mousse and run your fingers through.

A little water at this point.

Get the spray bottle, pull it with your head, get your head in the toilet, because that's how you should be feeling right now.

We was paying you out to be the villain, but we might get where you coming from.

Look, we might see just where you come— is tired. This 20 years of her being his girlfriend, he tired.

It's not girlfriend, it's her, it's his Judy, her Judy. That's who it is, that's Judy.

Oh my God.

No, they signed a friendship contract, so like Nene and Cynthia did back in the day.

Literally, see how that worked out.

Literally. Lord Jesus.

Well, let's just pray that we not reporting back on them in a year with the little red squiggly line between the two of them. Hey, it's not giving a year, but you know, speaking of, uh, people from Love and Hip Hop producing receipts, your girl Bandit, um, baby wanted to let the people know that she was college educated. Posted a pic from her graduation. Um, yeah, there we go, everybody.

Wait, how old is this?

2005 or 6.

Yes, so she graduated college.

This is like freaky.

Did you say it looked like freaknik?

It looked like, you know, the, the, the curl in the hair, them big old glasses with the diamond stuff. They're like freaknik. That's what it looked like.

I would cry.

And also, what, what school? I guess, you know, what's school is this, you know?

I don't know.

This was '96, right? They said this was 2006.

'96? Don't play with that girl like that.

I'm sorry, this was 2006. I didn't mean '96.

She graduated from college.

What college?

Some 4-year— some— she was there for 4 years. South Carolina or something.

Every—

oh my God, every university. She graduated from—

okay, well, while we on the topic of, um, you know, uh, questionable, uh, uh, institutions called colleges, also Simon Guobaya came through with, uh, the honorary doctorate from Miles Leadership University.

Now, you know me being the messy person that I am, I sure did go and look this, uh, college up.

And even the website for the college, it, it just looks like someone's giving more scam to this.

You know, it's a preacher out here. She do that same thing. She get, she get an honorary doctorate degree every 5 years, allegedly. But this is the truth though. Wannie the Bottom, Simon Gabardi, y'all could be brothers and sisters. Listen, y'all be out here with these little scam degrees and stuff because y'all want to feel important. Listen, going back over there to Africa with that stuff and let somebody praise you for being the non-important person that you are, I just think that is absolutely ridiculous. Like, why? It's giving Andrew Cardwell. Andrew Cardwell said he about to be the commissioner or some commission man, clergyman, or some of St. Louis. St. Louis don't even want you. Now you got— I'm right here talking about this girl just said she looked the degree place up and it just is giving WordPress. It's giving WordPress.

It's giving WordPress. Giving Canva blank. Yes, Canva.

Yeah, it's giving Canva WordPress.

I didn't see no pictures from back in the day.

Even all the supposed pictures that are on, on the campus, they all just look like, you know, they went and rented graduation things and they're sitting in the white room. I don't see, you know, no football or whatever. It even say— I looked at the address, you know, it's in Africa, but then it said it was in Chirac, and I'm like, Chirac is It's in Africa.

See, it's in Africa because we ain't supposed to find it. And if you go look for it in Africa, you're gonna pull up a hut, you know. Although, you know, people do have civilized living in Africa, so I don't want to put that out there like people out here living in teepees and stuff. But if you're gonna pull up, you're gonna pull up a water hole. You're gonna pull up a water hole, guys.

Like, all well-known scammers are in on it, and they all sign up for this thing so they can have the stuff on their wall to continue.

Mr., Mr., um, Bishop, uh, Bishop, uh, Bishop Bullet Holes in his church, he got that stuff on his wall too. The man up there in, uh, New York who's supposed to be going to jail, he got this stuff on his walls.

By the way, everybody say hi to Simon.

We know that he's a big fan of Wine Is the New Tea.

Congratulations, Simon!

Yes, congrats on that.

You have good taste in programming.

He also— he, he let me know—

let me one of them cars. Bring me one of them cars.

Let me know that he has not been offended by anything that I said yet. He said, he said specifically, I am not offended by your shits.

And at least you know, Simon, give me a ride in one of your cars. Give me a ride in one of your cars. I'll be your best friend. I know Portia probably didn't treat you right. You gave Portia all that attention and stuff like that. And she just don't want to use you and stuff. Simon, I'll be your best friend. I promise I will be good to you, Simon. Okay, I'm lying. I'm so serious.

I—

listen here, I'll be your best friend with no—

I'll be your best friend.

I can't lie, he actually looks like he'll be fun at a party without, you know—

Yeah, Simon is a good person. He really does seem like a good person. You know, people got, you know, fucked up— oh, sorry, got messed up passes and stuff and things that they've done. But it's like sometimes people just need a good, a good friend, you know? Or you weren't trying to swallow him up or nothing. Swallowed up. Swallowed up.

That's just kind of just like him. Do it again.

Swallowed up. No, that shit has a sound. I got a side effect. A portion. You should have swallowed that man all the way up now. Gobble, gobble.

You okay? Y'all are freaking crazy. Oh my God.

Well, hopefully, you know, his degrees, you know, bring him more happiness, makes him feel more whole. Um, but speaking of happiness and the pursuit of it, our friend Will Smith says that money, family, pretty much nothing can make you happy, right? You know, uh, now with the wife like Jada and the kids like Jaden, we could see how he could come to this conclusion. Uh, but, uh, can we, can we first of all play a little bit of the clip and then give me your thoughts, guys?

Uh, but what, what happens is you just realize none of it can make you happy. And, you know, once you've bought everything you want and there's literally nothing on earth else that you want to buy, you, you, you know, I just wish that was a gift that everybody could have because there's, there's nothing that material can do to satisfy you. Right? It's like drinking salt water, right? Like, you'll, you'll just, you'll never get enough. You're just going to make yourself more and more thirsty, right? Right. So it's like that, you know, I'm in that, that phase of my life, um, that can actually be scary when you realize that no relationship, that no money, that no kids, know that, like, there's literally nothing that can make you happy. That happy is an internal full frontal contact with your dark night of the soul, and you reconcile that you got to make happy in here. You got to make happy in here with none of that stuff.

Damn.

You gotta take happy to the people you love. You can't try to get it from them, you know.

Yeah.

And it's like, you got to take happy to work. You, you're not gonna get happy from work, right? And it's like, that is, you know, it's not for the faint of heart.

Yeah.

Now, before we get into his words, I would like to send a message to the Beijing Bandits of the world. All of you men, when you dye your beards and your hair, can you please go for dark brown to make it look more natural? The black already looks a little crazy, but then the more the stuff starts turning white, the brighter the black get. So, you know, please, Beijing Bandits, use dark brown, okay? The hairy armica, honey.

We'll just— I don't know what it is, but ever since Jada came out with her boyfriend, uh, the kids came out with his boyfriend allegedly, Will boyfriend allegedly got him a new little girlfriend. Will just always sounds so depressed every time he talks.

Call my phone, call my phone, Will, call.

I promise you, listen, I'm tired. Will is just over it every time.

I'm free language.

I just want to just pray for him. Like, Will, you good? You like— you will— like, I'm tired, I'm sick of this. The bills on autopay, nothing going my way. And block Will from the Oscars for 10 years. Will is just tired. Poor Will. Will was a whole legendary Black king of all the Black folk, and now they got Will out here sounding like A wimp. Okay, he is tired. My boy Will is over it and he is done.

I think, I think after all this, embarrassed the poor man.

He just said, yeah, worked up to the top of Hollywood just to get embarrassed by some fuckery. And then imagine you are Will Smith and then your, your wife is sliding with somebody with two hits.

This is crazy.

I understand why the man is depressed.

Again, it's, it's— she, baby, she didn't went over there with somebody who got 27 inches of, of dingaling, and she got excited.

I did.

I've seen it too. I've seen it too. But you got, you got, you gotta look good. But I feel like after everything that Will has gone through with his wife— I mean, now it takes two, but it's like you have said here, you are the breadwinner of that household. No doubt.

And you have said that Dwyane household too, allegedly.

Okay, allegedly killing them, murdering them.

So after you have held all these households down, now your wife is out here talking about she's still in love or has feelings for a dead man. Then on top of that, you know, she out here talking about You know, she— this, this entanglement with August Alsina, like, and then your son supposed to been screwing August Alsina too. I'm like, wait a minute, okay, so I, I, I want her— Will, call me. Will, call. We can go, we can go to, to the store, we can go shopping, we can go on trips, we can go out of the country. Hell, we can go out of space if you want to. I will be your friend, you know what I'm saying? Listen here, I will make sure that I give you affirmation 'Cause people like Will, people, they, they need affirmation. He probably wants somebody to, man, you, you amazing, look at you. And Jada just in it, got probably got a big old shrine of Tupac. Oh, I miss you, baby. I miss you, baby. Tupac, come back. And then you got the Willow Smith writing letters to a dead man. Won't you come back? My daddy misses you. Girl, you know you wasn't even alive when Tupac was thought of.

Like, there was no nothing. Can I talk about one of my—

I'mma can't tell details, but I do have a large regret in life. Um, so when they were opening the African American History Museum in DC, it was the day after, um, the Emmys, um, and Will Smith was at the Mandarin Oriental. And I'm telling you, it was probably about 12 of us down there at the bar, and this white lady came up to me, she's like, never mind Will Smith, honey, everybody's looking at you.

And so I'm like, where is Will Smith? I turn around, he's right behind me.

He's looking at me a certain way where, let me just tell you, if I knew then the dynamics of his marriage— because at the time I'm just like, this lady's husband is putting that pressure on me. But had I known the dynamic, that whole night would have went differently.

I mean, Jada was out here getting some pressure. You should have got you some.

All I'm thinking is I'm not even thinking about Will Smith. I'm thinking that lady husband. And boy, I, I fumbled that.

Um, Will Smith, um, J wasn't thinking about her husband. She was over there August Alsina.

I completely fumbled.

That was a ticket. That was, that was a check cash.

You missed your check and opportunity. You missed your— Bank of America would have been calling your name.

Okay, I, I can't lie. I mean, would have had you up on the Oh my God, y'all are crazy.

Well, um, we're not done talking about the Smith family. After the break, we're gonna have your roller coaster right now. Interesting murder in him.

You could have had your Ferrari right now, brand new house. Oh shit, I've been—

August, you got a new house.

About the Smith family, uh, you're gonna go past what I'm trying to say right now.

What— what— John, will you let us go to— guys, we're gonna go to commercial break, then we're gonna talk some more about the Smiths after this. Special guest in the wine cellar, Liz Corkin. I'm a news personality, right? You know, comedian, all that stuff. But you are an actual journalist. You were the gossip column that people read every day, right?

There was a story story that a colleague that I have mutual friends with was covering. She had a source that claimed that he was raped as a child at a party with elites by Bill Clinton. She interviewed the victim. Next thing you know, she ends up—

Anything on Khloe's daddy?

We did do stories on that because there's lots of theories on who the dad is. There is one guy we believe to be Her father?

I knew it.

Oh, so you know what, you know who I'm talking about?

Yes, he— she looked just like his ass. You just caused a stir on the internet surrounding Jay-Z.

This is when I was at Star Magazine. My boss said, hey, I want to do this Jay-Z affair mistress story. He's allegedly having an affair with this woman named Kathy White. Can you find her? Can you get a hold of her? And I got a hold of her. She was like, okay, yeah, let me think about doing an interview with you. The next The next thing I know, she's dead. What do you mean she's dead?

You know, like what happened?

All right, winos, if you enjoy shows like this and would like to see more with me on stage in your city, well, I'm coming. Tickets on sale right now. Link in the description box as well as the bio. Hurry up now while tickets last, okay?

Every time I see that clip, I'll be That's it.

For some reason, that one got me. Let me tell you something about this lady, Tasha K, okay? This woman ain't no teller. What's in that vault? And now I'm saying how she get down. She got it already on ice, and then let's say something go on, she's like, hmm, okay, drop that now. Oh, oh, we just lost OJ Interesting and Play. Oh. Tasha, I see you. You are hilarious.

If you guys enjoy clips like that and want to see more uncensored content, you can go on over to TashaKLive.com. Also download the Tasha K Live app. There's a lot of original content, many more in-depth interviews like that. Please check it out. Also, April 21st, Pleasanton, San Francisco, Oakland area, Tommy T's Comedy Club. Tasha is coming to you April 21st. You can go on over to tashakayonstage.com and get those tour dates and get those tickets. Please support our girl. Again, if you don't believe the hype, all you gotta do is get on YouTube, look on her Instagram, and you can look at the mayhem, the pure pandemonium that was her show April 14th in Baltimore.

When I say when she left, the people was crying. Okay, it was like, Tasha, oh my God, I wish I would have known about the show. I missed it. Oh, I want to get tickets. I couldn't get in. I heard people was trying to like, you know, sneak in through the back.

That's right.

And then they got up after getting tased and still proceeded to go on in there because that's how bad they want to see Tasha.

I know, that's right.

That's called— it's called influence, people.

It's called influence. Again, Tasha K on stage. Make sure you get those tickets.

Pleasanton, California, make sure you get your tickets now. It's gonna be cool.

Hey, hey, you never know, you might see one of us hit the show soon, okay? You gotta go check it out. All right, so, um, back to the Smiths.

What we getting into?

You know what, can we just—

let's Just play the clip.

Yep, like father, like son, allegedly.

Nothing like my daddy.

Hey, like my daddy. Ah, literally.

Little bird, little worm.

Everybody in that house want the opposite sex. It's okay though, a little bit.

It want the same.

I, I, I'm not saying here nor there, a king judge, since you are, you know, um, what, what, baby, calling you a member of the Rainbow Coalition.

I am.

Me, me, I like to say, I like to say gay, you know, since you are a beautiful gay man, you know. Oh, by the way, hold on, while we're there, I don't like a lot of politically correct stuff. Don't call me African-American. You want to know why? I know a white African-American. Her mama is white from South Africa, her daddy is American. They both white.

She white. That's African-American.

Please call me Black, Black American at most. But while we're here, no Rainbow Coalition. You the gay man. Tell us what you seeing here. Are these your brothers? Are these your kids?

Swallow that. That's what it's giving. First of all, first of all, let me just say this. When I saw that, I was like, I was like, baby, that's, that's full-on grind. Like, yeah, that's putting your dick on, on, on, on the booty crack, you know. I want you to feel this. Like, oh, first of all, like, okay, listen, this, this day and time, I'm seeing all these, these so-called straight men doing the gayest Okay, and I'm just like, oh, we just bros, we just— I am not confused, but I am very much so confused. First of all, I didn't know— well, I can't say I didn't think Justin Bieber, because I think he was screwing around with the pastor in New York or something like that. It was rumors out about that, right? You know, and then you got the, the, the accusations of Bieber out here with Diddy and all this other stuff. So I'm just like, Bieber, you get out with the swirl, don't you?

Get out.

You like— you, you like a little, you know what I'm saying, a little ménage à trois, a little— and then they got the video of him going down, wasn't it, on Odell Beckham or Drake or something like that?

Beckham, yeah.

You know, I'm like, okay, so, you know, a little Diddy party. Uh, so I, I can say like a little—

these allegations, baby.

I think a little, a little meat in your little booty cheeks ain't, ain't foreign to you, sir. So I like— I think he wasn't— it wasn't, it wasn't a scare or like, oh my God. It was like, oh, I'm used to it. What's up, boo? Oh, okay, how you doing?

You want to know what's odd to me? Literally, even as a woman, if I'm just standing there and I feel any of that up on my booty, I am going to turn around and be frightened unless I'm in my house and I know it's my man. You know what I'm saying? Like That's why I'm just like, this is strange. And this goes back to, you know, one of our earlier topics. These younger boys like, baby, I'm with a 58-year-old OG.

That whole scene would have went completely different.

Jaden would have came up on my man like that and got knocked out cold. And my man is cool with Will Smith and still would have knocked Jaden out. Like, it's not gonna go down. That's why I like me an OG.

They don't listen.

Go ahead, go ahead, Paul. I'm sorry.

No, you're good. I honestly, I had to watch the video about 3 times. I couldn't tell if it was a lip kiss or a cheek kiss.

That's how— that was a kiss.

Listen, they were— that was real, like, ah, you know what I'm saying? Like, but I was like, whoa, imagine you walking with your man and he see his homeboy and, and they have a moment like that and you just standing there like That'd be Lil' Kim and Keisha Cole, man.

Not no man.

I would be like, oh Lord. Oh, what? I didn't know. I didn't know. Like, baby, it was— you got these paper-thin lips all on your neck and cheek and— no.

Oh my God, we might have to blur that kiss out.

I'm like, baby, that was a little nasty.

That was a little nasty. That was a little swallow.

I need to see it again, 'cause I feel—

DMs gonna be booking after this. Look at— oh, they swaying.

Oh, look at it.

What the hell he got on?

That's what I want to know. What you got on?

You know, one of my homeboys— shout out to David Castaño.

Now, we know David Castaño is straight as an arrow, but my homie said that it was cold at Coachella.

And maybe I was about to ask, like, where is Coachella? It ain't never been—

it's literally in Coachella, California.

It's just, it was a cold weekend. It was, it was cold.

Um, but yeah, it's giving me, you know, it's giving me he more on that side.

What do you got?

I want to ask you something because this is also, you know, we're talking about Coachella and this Um, another thing that happened at Coachella, um, in the same flavor was our guy Lil Uzi was caught voguing. And you know, that, that— and, and he ate.

Hello.

Um, to me, I think Uzi is just the new Prince.

He can—

he's a rock star. He could do what he want. But what do you guys feel about just the whole climate right now of you know, like this— what's appropriate for what gender? Is there a gay witch hunt going on?

Like, just— it's a lot of talk around the same type of thing with different people.

Like, what do you think is going on, Jive? What are your thoughts?

Well, throw it to the homosexual that's on the panel. Okay, all right, listen, I feel like this— I feel like everybody to some degree, to some degree— I can't— I ain't gonna say, well, everybody shit. I think everybody to some degree wants to be a little curious, maybe want to find out what it's like, you know. And it don't mean that they want to be, you know, part of the rainbow, part of ABC Club, you know. I think that some people— so, okay, I should say some. Is that okay, y'all in the comments and y'all on the panel? Some— I think some people want to be curious and don't want to be labeled, right, you know. And I'm like, okay, if that's what you want to do cool, you know. I, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Some people like it, some people don't. Some people want to just say, you know, I just want to— a woman wants to say, you know, I want to lick on a little titty every now and then. If that's what you want to do, cool. All right, some. But I feel like if Uzi Vert want to do what he want to do, you know, because I've been watching Uzi Vert— well, somebody said I'm lying. I feel like if Uzi want to do what Uzi want to do, hey, that's Uzi. Because I'm like, Baby, Uzi out here with purses and tutus and, and full-on beat makeup and millions. Yeah, I hear sashaying. And then he did a whole death drop, a twirl. I said, Uzi, what house you in?

The Vulgar said—

not what house, what house—

you are hilarious.

They said call it a dip, not a death drop.

Okay, I'm sorry.

You know, hold up, it's the same thing. So are we doing the same thing with Uzi like they— like, are we doing the same thing with— then they not gonna like this. Are we doing the same thing with Uzi like we do— like, like y'all did with Prince, acting like they not a part of the ABC community?

Prince is not gay.

Prince—

I'm not—

the hell you preaching?

Maybe listen here, Prince is the kingpin of the punks. So please stop with that.

Let me tell you something, I ain't even— I, I don't even—

I love Mr.

Prince.

What you talking about?

I think Prince was bisexual, okay? Because Prince could pull a man, he could pull a woman. Because even, uh, what's that man named, uh, Jamie Foxx said Prince was a beautiful man.

Yeah, baby.

Prince, uh, Jamie Foxx saw them booty cheeks in them cutout pants, he was like I don't want to hear it.

I'm not going to say that Jamie said that. Now hold on.

Oh, we love Prince though. I'm biased in this though, because the people be like, the same stuff that Prince would do, if your man would do it, yeah, he would be gay. And I don't like—

no rock star.

No, but not you. I'm saying just in general though. That don't matter. If you would do it on stage, you would do it in the bedroom. I don't want to hear that. What make these— they not robots when they get on stage. They who they are when they get on the stage.

Thank you.

Please stop with that. I know we all love Prince and he not here no more, but we can still talk about his sexuality. And I'm sorry, that man was not straight. I don't care how much y'all said in the comments, he was not straight.

The double standard is literally crazy.

Crazy.

The double standard is crazy.

I love me so— just a man Oh, like, I love me a man.

But you want to know how I know I love me a man?

Because I didn't have no fun with women, you know, back in my 20s and stuff.

And I was very selfish, you know.

I'll receive, not give. I ain't trying to do all that now. I ain't gonna get that thing.

But, you know, I was just like, hmm, this was cool, but I think I like men, you know.

And I, and I really don't identify as gay or bisexual.

I do not.

So, I mean, but I don't think men can get away with the same story.

I just don't.

It's crazy.

I feel like for every person, like, you have— you like what you like. Like Ashley, she likes a nigga nigga, you know? That's what she want. Her, uh, a rough— I don't know if you want a rough nigga, but she want a man. She wants somebody who could get your business income.

And we'll—

okay, I feel like everybody, everybody has their limit or their part of what they like and what they don't like. And it's the same thing. I'm not gonna make fun of nobody because even like with Justin Bieber and Jaden, y'all out in public doing all that, that's what y'all like, right? You're not doing that in public and, oh, we're just joking. No, you'll do it in public and definitely believe when we get back to the house, we gonna do more than just grind on each other with some clothes on. Because if you're that comfortable in public, ain't no telling what you'll do at home. Ain't nobody making fun of you, it's just the fact that it's just the truth, literally.

And that's all it is, and that's all we saying. So with Uzi, Uzi is another one. I'm sorry, allegedly Uzi, I know, allegedly, definitely he plays with both fields for sure. And it's okay, it's nothing wrong with that. And there's nothing wrong with saying that, but it's just the truth. I don't know no straight man who's doing the dip or the dip drop. I just don't. I don't. What would they do? Like, I mean, but you know what, Polo?

Here's the thing, Polo. A lot of men who are so hyper-masculine, you know, they end up, I don't do that shit.

I don't do it.

I don't play. I don't play with that gay shit, bro. Like, when you You'll be the main one that be getting bent over in the back, you know. It'd be these big buff, big steroid-looking mofos out here that would be just be the main ones. Oh, you know, and I'm just like, stop acting like you're so just— I'm just so grossed out. Listen, if it don't bother you, it don't bother you, right? Like, if you don't lose no sleep at night because two niggas is out here bumping, bumping guts and carrying on. Whatever, you do whatever you do. I, I'm not getting mad at another straight couple for what they do, another gay couple what they do, or pansexual, because they got all this stuff out here. I'm just used to just gay, straight, you know, bisexual, that's it. I'm not— but when people act like, like, yeah, Little Boosie give me that, you know, meet me around by 10 o'clock at night and you can go half the way. That's what Lil Boosie give me.

I'm sorry, he give me that.

So yeah, and that has nothing to—

because he tries to blame that on his age a lot. But you know, my man might be like 5-something years older than him, they still up there together. And you know, one thing about my guy, he works in entertainment, he a producer, he has to deal with a lot of gay talent. And one thing I noticed about him, dude, He love women, right? He think gay male interactions are so funny.

He be so tickled when like, you know, gay men be in there.

He just like—

they just think it's funny. He never gets mad. He be— when we be reading that script and there's like a gay scene, he be like laughing. He thinks it's so funny.

That looks healthy to me.

That anger, that anger be looking mad sketchy. Like, you—

I can't see that shit.

Get that off the screen. Like, oh, you doing too much. You too bothered, like you, you, you, you too affected, like, ah, like, ah, okay, okay.

Well, they be trying to make themselves overly angry so they don't get, um, accidentally aroused in front of people, and then the jig is up. I think that's what's okay.

They get aroused later on at night, you know, you know what I'm saying?

And they look aroused while they doing all that.

So, okay, well, Jeff, you make sure you You know, feel free to tell us some stories.

Oh, I got plenty of stories. I got plenty.

That would be on the next installment.

On the next installment of Wine Is the New Tea.

Is the New Tea. You guys, I had a blast today. You know, every time we together, we gonna call it Teeth Gang, you know.

Bring the teeth back! Bring the teeth back!

Matter of fact, bring the teeth gang back!

Bring the teeth gang!

Give us— Drop the TikTok if you rocking with today's episode. All of them, all of it, all of it.

Drop the TikTok if you rocking with today's episode, man. We had an amazing time. Um, Polo, you want to tell them where they can find you, what you got coming up?

Absolutely. You already know y'all can find me at The Uncut. Of course, I am the founder and owner of media news site The Uncut. On all platforms, um, T-H-E-U-N-C-U-T-T. Instagram has an underscore, underscore everywhere else it's just the Uncut. Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, come find me.

And Big Polo, not the little one, Big Polo.

Big Polo.

King Jive, tell them what you got coming up where they can find you.

What is up everybody, it is your boy King Jive. You can find me on Facebook on King Jive Show. Or my personal page, which is DeMario Q. Jive's Instagram, King Jive Show. Um, YouTube, uh, King on YouTube is Official King Jive's, uh, Show. But anyways, y'all can find me over there having a good time, doing the same thing I'm doing here, making y'all laugh and cutting up and talking about these crazy-ass church people. Go ahead, man.

Job, you know, it's just always a good time. When you in the building, everybody. Um, if you go find Jive on his Instagram, please send him links to modeling agencies. I love his face, and I think he's a fan into commercial modeling. I'm so serious, he is just a gorgeous, gorgeous man, and he has it. So if you have any information on modeling stuff down in Florida, please hit up my guy King Jive.

As for me, I am the Ashley Burgess, the actress. I do my own stunts. You can find me on Instagram at I Am The Ashley. Okay, April 30th, if you're in the LA area, Funny Taco Tuesday. Look at me, that's me, that's my man, that's the white people. So you know it's, you know, it's, it's legit. Um, you can go—

you got some paper people on it. That's right.

Oh, we got, we got multiple for a while, so you know it's gonna start on time. So take it seriously. You can go get those tickets over at KennyWackPresent.com. Also, again, April 21st, if you are in the Pleasanton, okay, Oakland, San Francisco area, our girl the Big Homie— that's Big T, not the little one— she is gonna be at Tommy T's Club, comedy club, you know, keeping this tour going.

You can catch her at tashakonstage.com. And like I say, you never know, one of us might pop up, especially since she's on the West Coast.

Guess what? You guys are lucky, I'm double booked this week, so you can see me and our friends back here on Thursday. We have fun. Bye!