A comedian recounts the alleged 2006 encounter between Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels at a golf tournament, describing Trump's conviction for paying for sexual services. The bit questions why this is treated as a crime while using comedic details like Trump in silk pajamas.
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Trump, hear ye, hear ye! Gathering of the people, the president has been found guilty of buying hoes and hiding hoe money. Now here's what happened, y'all, listen. This is what I found interesting when I kind of went back to do some digging, because I was just like, how is he found guilty? Like, people pay prostitutes all the time, right? She agreed to sell her body to Trump. He wasn't the president at the time. It was in 2006. So what is the problem? They basically said, you know, he was at a golf tournament back in 2006. So her publicist, Stormy Daniels' publicist, told her to go to the golf tournament. And he specifically started talking to her at the dinner table and said, meet me upstairs. So when she got upstairs, he answered the door in silk pajamas. I said, OK. With Keith sweat on. I just added that little bit.