Let’s Go Phoenix, Arizona! We have Tickets Left on My Website | TashaKOnStage.com

Hello, can y'all hear me? Let me move over here. Let me move over here. Okay, can y'all hear me? Y'all see me? Hey guys, what's going on? Y'all, you see, you see them things? It's not nervousness, it's cold. I'm fucking cold. Yes, I'm very cold. Okay, can you hear me cool? Because they got two different types of music going out there. We about to hit the stage. I said we got— we starting on time today. We gotta start on time because my ass is cold. Okay, I'm motherfucking cold, seriously. And I'm drinking— look, I'm drinking coffee and tequila, and I'm like back here like— I'm like, it's Phoenix, Arizona, why the fuck is it cold? Okay, okay, I prayed 3 times. I prayed 3 times. God said freeze. Okay, you know when you get old You either cold all the time or you hot out of town, or— hold on, this is your regimen: water, coffee, tequila, wine, and Advil. That's how you know. Let me make sure I don't break this table because I'm big now. Okay, I thought it was a stool. I got my little jean jacket. And you know what's so funny is I almost wore like, um, a skirt, like a dress, because a skirt go to this shirt here. It's like a long sweater skirt and it's like a boot— like, it's like a half— you know, I love my little crop tops. I love my stomach to be out and stuff. And so, um, but I spilled oil on it and it looked like I pissed myself, so I had to put on some jeans, you know. And, uh, What was I gonna say? Because my thoughts be— I'll be forgetting my thoughts too when I be cold, because I just be cold. Uh, yeah, I almost wore that, but I'm glad I didn't. God said no. And I'm so cold too that I'm ashy. You know how you get re-ashy when you cold? Yeah, it's cold in here. Even my team, they was like, it's cold in here, it's very cold. Nose starting to run and everything. Absolutely. What's going on, y'all? Hey, can y'all see me here? Okay, we're good. Okay, all right. Okay, all right, I gotta move around, I gotta move around. This is my little green room, y'all, in the back. Y'all see me, I eat healthy, I sure do. Cucumbers, I don't eat no tomatoes because they cause inflammation. And, uh, yeah, this is what I— this is my pre-show stuff, okay? And then of course I got all these drinks here, you know, but for the most part I'm very, uh, very simple. Very simple. I just gotta— I gotta pee too. Give me a second, let me go pee. Y'all hold on right there, y'all keep each other company. Let everybody know I'm going to pee because I got 10 minutes before the show starts. Yes, we in Phoenix, Arizona. Shout out to Phoenix. Um, I'm a little irritated because I'm cold and it being so hot outside. Um, but just let everybody know I'll be right back. I got to go piss. Okay, give me a second. Okay, Lord Jesus. All right, y'all, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back. Sorry about that, guys. Sorry about that. Okay, all righty. So yeah, we in Phoenix. I'm excited, ready to work. 'Cause I'm cold, trying to keep my nose from running, you know, shit like that. But for the most part, we're ready to go. Let me tighten up my shoes so they don't come off during the show. I'm so happy y'all came out to support. I heard Phoenix is pretty thick out there, so I'm happy 'cause we came a long way, a long way, okay? In a second, y'all. I'm just tightening up my shoe. All right, hold on, hold on, hold on. Tie my shoe, tie my shoe. All right, okay, all right, so that one's tight. Okay, so yeah, I'm so glad you said she has drinks. She definitely— why y'all keep talking about I'm being prank? Why y'all trying to put a baby on me all the time. Look, guys, just, just have it in your mind, I'm fat, okay? I'm fat. Can we just clear that up? I'm fat. Anyway, you say you— who popping out? Popping out tonight, girl. You're right. Okay, so yeah, um, hold on for a second. Yes, I'm getting my Facebook page back, absolutely. Um, Thank y'all so much for the words of encouragement, because it don't matter how big you are, how experienced you are, everybody get nervous. And I'll be like, is this a show that's gonna be on social media and they're gonna be booing me? Oh my God. But listen, we done did 22 cities, I ain't got booed yet, okay? Knock on wood, I ain't got booed yet. And, uh, we got one more city after this, Hartford, Connecticut, and we gonna finish strong, okay? We gonna finish strong, okay? So hope— that's, that's the goal, that's the goal. And then we got Houston, Texas, which is our end of the year show. So y'all make sure y'all get them tickets because they are, they are going. I just want to tell you, and I got people emailing me saying hold a ticket and stuff, so you really need to be serious and take your ticket, especially if you want to come to the show in Houston. Okay, ask me some questions. Where's Tia Kemp? Where's the Tia Kemp video? Oh, it'll be out, um, I believe on the 28th if I'm not mistaken. I don't know, production is working on it and we're trying to give her time right now because, you know, her son just got shot. And, um, you know, her son actually came with her to the interview, so I had met him that day. He actually, um just had a baby, her son. And, um, I don't know the details. I just know that she's been with her son and they're like this. He goes everywhere with her. So the mere fact that, you know, the other baby mama would get online, Rick Ross baby mama, and say that she was not with her son— they're like this. He's pretty much her security. So, um, they're always together. So I talked to her. Just keep, keep Tia in her prayer, in y'all prayers. And when everything blows over, we'll definitely drop the interview because it sure— it's messy. It's definitely messy. So we got a lot of time for her family to heal. So yes, thank you so much, Rita. Thank you. Yes, I put my shoes on. We got 6 minutes until we get Phoenix started. Y'all pray for me, pray for Phoenix. I always pray every show that the winos arrive safe. They have an amazing time. Whatever mood they came in, we lift that mood, and everybody gets home safe. Okay, so it don't matter how much they drink, they get home safe. All right, so that's, that's what it's all about— getting out and having a good time. I'm gonna unbutton this jacket when I get outside, but not right now. So yeah, love you guys more, love you more. Hold on, hold on, guys, hold on. Got my tequila. Oh Jesus, the nerves, the nerves, the nerves, the nerves, the nerves. I just wish we could do so— I've talked to every major performer there is and everybody got these same nerves, everybody. So ain't nothing we could do about them but just walk around. And I think it's just the anticipation, you know what I'm saying? Because you're like, you want to have a good— you want to do a good job, you know? And You don't want to forget your shit. You don't want to forget what the fuck you gonna say. But I've been doing this for so many years, it's like, how could I? I know how to bounce back off some shit. I really know how to bounce back. So, um, so yeah, but yeah, yes, I'm at Stand Up Live tonight in Phoenix. You can still— you still got time to slide through. It's about an hour and a half show, sometimes 2, depending on how lit the crowd is. Okay, so yeah, uh-huh. I try to come in looking like myself. I don't wear too much makeup. I try to let you see my pores, my acne, okay, my teeth. I try to let you see what the hell I look like, okay? Yeah, so the winos know who they seeing, what I look like. Why am I out of breath? Because I'm excited. I'm excited. So when I get excited, I'll be like it's almost like a hyperventilating because I'm excited and my nerves are all over the place. And yeah, so that's, that's, that's why. Yeah, my heart is good. I got a good heart. Okay. Yeah. All right. Uh, what happened to my Facebook page? It's a long story, y'all. It's on tashkidlive.com, but we got it, we got it neutralized. We got the page neutralized, so nobody owns the page now. So Facebook is making a transfer back to me. So yeah, showbiz is just showbiz. Showbiz just— I have a great show. Thank you so much, Hair Inspired. Thank you all I did was like wrap it with some Lotta Body. Um, hold on for a second. Geisha 305 is hard. She been on it ever since the clip dropped. Ain't nobody even say her name in the clip. All we did was, you know, typed her name. Did nobody say nothing? She's supposed to be promoting. Let Geisha promote. That's what she does, sits on the edge of the bed and promotes. Yes. Okay, let letter promotes. Uh, Camden, New Jersey. Shout out to Camden. Who gonna be at the Hartford, Connecticut show next weekend? That's the last show of the tour. And then of course we got Houston for New Year's Eve. Well, who gonna be— who gonna be in Hartford? Teddy, Teddy working. What you mean, where's Teddy? Teddy working. Okay, yeah, Teddy working. You in Mexico City, Jay Ellis? I heard that. Latasha puts on an amazing show from North Carolina. Thank you so much, Carmen. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you so much, Yesonda. Questions, questions, when you coming up to Bangkok? That ain't Japan, is it? You know I'm banned from Japan. You know I'm banned from Japan, so I ain't even saying that. All I did was report what they put out. Okay, I'm going to miss your show. I'm from Panama City, but I live here in Phoenix. Now, Kadari— Kadaro— Kudaro, that's for the— how you from Panama City but you live in Phoenix and you ain't at the show? That is, that is betrayed. That's like my mama not coming to the show when I'm in town. That's crazy, Kadaro. That is crazy. Okay, seriously, we already came to Indiana. We went to Indianapolis earlier, a few months ago. We're not coming to Vegas. We're going to talk about it. We'll talk about it, okay? I already came to New York. Come on out here and get offline. Look, Kenji, I'm trying to come. I'm waiting on the DJ. I'm waiting on the DJ. Shit. So matter of fact, Jason need to, uh— I may be walking out with this camera myself. You ready? Not you dancing, not Jason dancing. Go ahead, break it down, Jason. We're ready to go, we're ready to go, we're ready to go. Okay, y'all quit asking if Jason is my husband. Him and my husband are best friends, okay? And me and his wife are best friends. What up, Phoenix? What up, Phoenix? How they looking out there? They're, they're getting there, they're getting there. We're packing this place up. We're ready, we're ready. Okay. We packing the place out. We got some late stragglers. Yeah, we're actually struggling, so you don't have to scream and say, oh, whatever. Oh, we got some late folks. You're gonna get embarrassed. You finna get embarrassed. Yes. Not Free Diddy. Why are you over here telling me? You need to be in New York. Tell my Free Diddy outside the courthouse. Somebody go, Poppy! Go, Poppy! Go, Poppy! Okay, listen. Okay, all righty. I'm so nervous. I get so nervous. Okay, let me stop because I do be getting that Eddie Murphy. Oh, we're ready? Okay, we're ready. Pray for me. Pray for the winos. I gotta, I gotta pee again. Okay, just hold on. Tell them to hold on. I gotta pee. Okay, hold on. What up, winos? Make sure you know we can turn this around. Make sure you guys are in Houston. Hey guys, how are you? Make sure you guys are in Houston for the end of year party. Don't miss it, don't miss it. Hey Frankie, what's up? We need to see all of you guys in Houston for the end of year party. All right, why not? She washed her hands. There she goes. Okay, yeah, she just, just got out. It be nervous pee, y'all. It be nervous. Okay, all right. Oh, my nose, my nose, my nose. It's so cold back here, my nose starting to run. Okay, wash my hands again. All right, let's do it. She's going to go wash her hands again. Hold on. Correct. All right, you ready? All right, Jasmine. Yes. I was like, that music sound different. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the show. Stand up high, go ahead, give yourself a big round of applause for coming out tonight. Now, we just want to do that one more time, and this time make some noise! Aww, look at that! That's so cool! Now Phoenix is making some noise. Phoenix is already live. Phoenix is already live at the stand-up line. Yeah, you keep that DJ thing. I told you it wasn't no bad— I told you it wasn't no bad scene in the motherfucking house, right? She got to need you to run that one more time. Just one more time. I would have thought y'all was from New York. Okay, okay. Why you always out of breath, shit? I'm yelling. Y'all know y'all got cheerleaders, shit. What's going on? Now, Phoenix, listen, I don't mean to shade y'all or nothing. However, I think there's something really important that y'all need to know. This is the first time I seen Black people all day today. I went to the mall. I was in the self-driving fucking Uber. Nobody was in that bitch. I said, can I see somebody? But y'all was saving the best for last. Of course y'all know y'all streaming live on YouTube. Y'all can't be in there cold as shit. I'm like, come on, get started this motherfucking show. I'm so glad y'all on time. Y'all really got to make some noise for being on time. Y'all really did. And make sure you let them know that you got a motherfucking go on YouTube. Whoa, baby, what is going