Miami Checked Me in My Own City🤣‼️ |Cleveland, St.Louis, & Houston Yall Up Next! | TashaKOnStage.com

I know it's late, I know it's late. I'm tired too, child, but I had to do this tonight because I ain't gonna have time to do it in the morning. I gotta go school shopping. Y'all come on up in here. Miami, Miami, Miami. You know we gotta do our after live. Y'all be looking forward to the after lives. What happened at the show is the after partying. After the party, it's a hotel. No, it ain't no hotel, it's in my bed. Hey y'all, hey, hey guys, look, I just got off work. Thank you so much, Lioness, thank you. Oh my gosh, I said let me do my, uh, my promo live. I got my husband little t-shirt on to sleep in tonight. Before I, uh, you know, go to sleep, because I ain't gonna be able to do it in the morning. I, I'm just not. I, you know, I got to do school shopping and shit. I was trying to make my daughter wait till next week, but she ain't trying to hear that shit. So she want to run a bunch of errands tomorrow, and I still got to go live. So I wasn't trying to go live twice tomorrow. So yes, I'm doing this to do the after show to Miami. Shout out to Miami, saying fuck the hurricane. But listen, Florida, only place, right? Everybody else be bracing for a hurricane, not us, not us. We look— we came out tonight during a hurricane, okay? The beach literally— because I live like 2 blocks from the beach— the beach was not shut down yesterday during the marine tornadoes. They had a bunch of water spouts. People were still out there. They said they're gonna leave in a minute. It's like they'll pause for a second, all right, now keep the party going. Every time, every time. But Sasha, we didn't get to say bye, Black Jesus. You already out here doing the Lord Jesus Lord. Oh, thank you guys so much. We just embrace wins. We'll be worried about that shit at all. And I'm shocked that the amount of people that showed up tonight came out because it was flooding, it was lightning, it was, um, it was a hurricane. Like, we was, we was on hurricane watch. They said no, we coming to see Tasha K. I was like, oh my God, y'all are so sweet for that. Thank you, thank you so much, Miami. Thank you, thank you. Come back to New York, Tasha, we need an encore. I got you, I got you, New York. In New York, I see you, uh, uh, I see you, Good Wives Network. Yes, I see you. Okay, shout out to the Good Wives Network. I was gonna— I was, I was gonna say I can't— yeah, there was some winos that said they was flying, they were gonna fly in from, um I don't know where they were flying in from, but they said their flights got canceled because they was trying to come to Miami show. But you know, they've been canceling flights all day. Hell, my, uh, logistics manager almost didn't get to Miami in time, and he run the whole damn show. So yeah, when am I doing a show in the A? We left the A already. I ain't coming back to the A till next year. Shit, I damn near live there too. But it was nice doing a show from the house, I swear to God, bro. It took me 30 minutes to get to work today. I, I cleaned the house, I decluttered, I went to the Dollar Tree like I told them to get some balloons. God damn it. I, um, and I don't say God, I say got damn it, okay? For you Christians, and I say got damn it. Um, where else did— what else did I do today? I mopped the floors, I did laundry today, I did all of this. And came to the show with my damn head scarf on and sunglasses, because that's how I show up everywhere. I'll be riding around in my truck because, you know, I got that redneck truck, and I'll be having that goddamn scarf on with my glasses and my purse under my arm, bitch. And I'll be like, what's up? So a lot of y'all was like, what's going on? Shit, I'm doing a show at the house. I'm doing a show at the house. This is damn near working from home. So yeah, I'm showing up the same way the winos be running into me out on down in Broward County. Goddamn it, that's why I had the damn headscarf on, to prove a point. Shit, I was so close to the damn house today. I told them, hell, I could go home, take a shit, come back. I could go home, take a quick shit, check my food, and come back. Okay, so shout out to Miami. And I gotta tell you, like, by Florida in general Florida in general, nothing impresses us. Nothing impressive. I saw the one, the one that's talking shit like, y'all need to have more energy. It's not that. We are in a party town. We party all the time. Nothing impresses us. We just want to chill sometime. We don't want to be, ah, because that shit go on all day every day here. So I understood exactly what the one I was doing. It's like, bitch, we here, we good. We here, okay? We don't need to laugh, we don't need to do shit, we just in the building. We do record all of our shows. What are you talking about? Every single one of the shows are recorded. I think there's only two— let me take that back, there's only two that's not recorded: Naples and Philly. Every, every single show is recorded. Hold on for a second, y'all. Hold on real quick. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I gotta check on my daughter. Give me a second. I just gave her some medicine and she calling me and it's late. Let me go in her room and check on her. Give me one second, okay, y'all? Give me one second. Y'all stay right there, I'm coming right back. I gotta go check on my daughter. You know she be calling me from her bedroom. Give me a second. Oh shit. Oh my shit. Okay, all right, y'all, I'm back, I'm back. Okay, okay, all right, so I'm back. Sorry, y'all. So my child is sick. She just came back from Africa. And so, you know, she jet lagged and everything. And so I just— she took ibuprofen because she got a headache. And so the ibuprofen wasn't working, so I gave her a Goody Powder. The Goody— I'm thinking, you know, the Goody Powder, that kind of actor. So when she calling me at 1 o'clock in the morning, like, what the hell going on now? She literally took— she really down the hallway. So I'm like, oh my God, what the hell going on? So I'm running there. She's like, oh, I just talked to my friend, um, she said to take vitamin C. What? Had me goddamn heartbeat. What the fuck? You called me all the way down the hallway to be talking about you need some vitamin C? It's 1:00 in the morning. I'm thinking, I'm thinking I'm going to suit up and take her to the emergency room. I swear to God, yeah, I gave her a goodie box. That's what my mama gave me for everything. So shit, I gave her a goddamn goodie box and said go to sleep. She could have sent the text. I'm running, y'all. I ain't got no drawers on. All I got is a t-shirt. I'm trying to make sure y'all don't get a whiff of my ass and stuff. I'm like, bitch, I'm running. I'm like, my husband on the phone with— he's like, hey, she calling, she calling you. I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm running down the hall to get to her. You okay? Oh yeah, I just talked to my friend Luna, um, back in Mali, and she said that, um, I should definitely take, uh, vitamin C. She thinks it may be malaria. What? The kids, I swear to God, man, I cannot wait till school start next week. Lord Jesus, I can't wait till school It's good. All this shit out the window when they home with you. That's why she was gone for the summer. Like, when they home with you, man, they just— this shit just be— I'll be like, you okay? You okay? Yes, you can get a shout out, Therio. How you doing? Thank you so much, Maria. How you doing? Yes, she tripping. 1 o'clock in the fucking morning, I'm thinking, bitch, she fucked down their heart rate because, you know, the goody powders make your heart race. And so the fact that she took ibuprofen, I'm like, oh my God, they counteracted. Knowing goddamn well I done gave my kids ibuprofen and Tylenol together to kill a fever, okay? So she got like a mild fever going on. So I, you know, I'm just like, oh my Lord, we're gonna be in emergency room tonight right after I just got off work. I just literally left the Miami Improv and now I'm about to go sit up in the emergency room like this at 1 o'clock in the morning. I was gonna be badder than a motherfucker too, for real. I was gonna be madder than a bitch. Absolutely. Somebody, can she get a vitamin C pack from— where? Where? A BC powder is the same as a goodie powder. Yes, it is. And it's working too, cuz my ass popped up. Can I get the vitamin C pack? No. Anyway, thank you for helping me start my dog food business. That we talk no fucking— that's what I'm talking about, Paramount. Yeah, so it's working. I hope so. Said malaria as well. Hey, they get that shit all the time. Shit, that's like a cold in Africa. Malaria. Shit. Anyway, hey Tasha, be cautious of someone with secrets. If you think they are lying, they could be. I'm getting a liar. Okay, you must be one of them tarot card people. All right, cool. Ain't no telling if she caught something. Still check on her. I know I'm checking on her. I ain't gonna be sleeping with one eye open tonight. Did I like my gifts from Philly? I did. I loved all my— I got all my gifts. I really do, from every show. But Miami, back to the Miami review. Miami is just— let me tell you, it's not just Miami, it's Florida. It's Florida. Florida is— it's not like— let me tell you how, how, how just chill Florida is. How— bitch, take your time. I jumped out on stage, right? And I know they was like, what the fuck you got on the head scarf for? Bitch, I just left the house. That— yeah, I'm not fronting. I literally just left the house. But I, you know, because, you know, I'm under the comedy culture, right? And so New York is a very hard crowd, okay? They're very hard. And if you can make it as a comedian in New York, you can make it anywhere. Okay, they are hard to please. And so the fact that not only did we do that, we did it successfully— there are certain strategies that he's given me and other comedians that they've given me in order to be in line with some of the top-tier comedians out here, which means you get your ass on stage, you don't just be sitting there like, uh, how you doing, y'all good, you know, you start busting jokes. I started busting jokes one after one after one. They had to tell me to slow down. It was slow down, you at the crib, dog. I was like, wait, what? I swear to God, Miami said, bitch, slow down, take your time, we trying to catch you. I was just— but they was— and I think too, the thing about it was People was not taking me serious with this comedy shit. I tried to tell you, this is all I've ever wanted to do. Comedy has always been a part of the channel. I just happen to make celebrity gossip funny, but I will always keep my celebrity gossip and comedy together, okay? Together. But, um, you said good, keep the technique to yourself. I don't care. Oh my God, up exercise and steady work. So like when I get out on stage Yeah, so when I get out on stage, they was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, about like 20 minutes in, they was like, hey, slow down, trying to catch. I was probably like 20 jokes in already, just boom, bam, boom, bam, boom. They was like, give me a drink, goddamn it, couple drinks. I was like, okay. I was like, shit. I said, y'all want me to slow down for real? They said, no, please, not just slow down, this good stuff, we just want to catch it all. So I literally had to like just You know, like we sitting on the beach like, yeah, you know, yeah, I was, you know, chilling. You see Kevin Hart, he's suing me, right? I couldn't do it like how I have to do it in Baltimore, Philly, New York, even Charlotte, you know what I'm saying? Florida said chill. I'm like, it's late, it's a school night, bitch. School starting this week and next week. Literally, I'm thinking like, I forgot that I really was at the crib. It's kind of like, you know, when I pull up to my mama house, it's not like going to visit a friend. I literally get the— Mama be like, calm down, you at home, you relax. They literally just said calm down. Some people thought I was nervous. I was like, no, I'm not nervous. It's the training, it's the training. Because here's the thing, they're gonna start adding me to other people tours and stuff. As a featured guest. These are going to be audiences that have heard about me, probably never seen me before, you know what I'm saying? Even though I had a whole bunch of people that hadn't seen me before in Miami the other night and at all my other shows. But like, to be in front of somebody else's audience and I gotta— yeah, I gotta be on, I gotta be on cue. Okay, I love hearing about how your comedy shows work. Yes, I gotta be on fucking cue. Yes. We coming to Alabama. Thank you so much, Marley Ray. Thank you, thank you, thank you. So like, Miami probably out right now on South Beach, turned up right now. They was next door at the Latina, uh, bar. Fucking time. They was talking about, you want to come next door? No, no, I'm going to the house. I got a sick child at the house. Listen, but I didn't know it. I felt bad because they was just like, Tasha, you trying to rush us along? I'm like, no, I'm trying to brush out the laundry. I got a lot of content to get through and y'all see shit. It's Sunday night. I ain't trying to take advantage of y'all's time. Y'all don't drove out here during the storm. There's a hurricane. Trying to get y'all back to the house so y'all could at least get a 12, 13 pack of water before you get there. Shit. Thank you so much, Kimberly. Yeah, in Philly, Philly one of them cities you can't come out on no bullshit. Philly will listen. Philly boo their own fucking sports teams. Philly boo their own sports teams. What the fuck you think they'll do to LatashaKebe, bitch, if I don't come out there? Philly is a hard crowd. They fucking hard, bitch. They booed me. Philly booed me when I started talking shit about Jaguar Wright. They fucking booed me. I said, I'll be goddamn. So I had to— I ain't gonna be sitting there, be like— I'm just not one of those traditional comedians like, uh, Y'all booing me. I said, oh, y'all booing me over this bitch? They was like, yeah. It was like half the room, it was split. So I had this other half, fuck Jaguar, it was about boo boo, she Philly, she's saving the world, boo. And I was like, he was like, oh. I was like, oh, so y'all fuck with Jaguar? And they was like, yeah. So y'all chill out over here, y'all room, uh, A-side, chill out. B-side, I'm coming. Y'all gonna boo me at my old shit? They was like, yeah. Boo! I was like, oh, okay, okay. I said, y'all love Jaguar? They said, yeah, we love Jaguar. So y'all fuck with Jaguar? They said, yeah, we fuck with Jaguar. I said, then why the fuck y'all ain't buy tickets to her motherfucking show, bitch? You should have saw they face. Oh, A-side was like, ooh, bitch, she got y'all. Oh, I'm sorry, that bitch can't sing. She got cigarette breath. She got what they call the cigarette voice box. She can't say no more. She can't say no more. She can't sell y'all no tickets. So y'all up here booing me for a bitch that can't even get on stage for y'all to boo. They quickly changed their tune and they got right back to work. They was like, okay. I was like, please don't play with me. Don't play with me. I'm not the one. I'm not one of them comedians that y'all not going to Apollo me and think I'm just going to stand there and leave the stage. It's not going down. And quickly they was like, yeah, we can't even go to support Jaguar if we wanted to, right? Exactly. I don't give a damn about no goddamn being booed. I don't even give a shit if y'all throw shit at me. Just be ready to get your ass whooped by the security. But we still gonna keep the show going. I ain't gonna be like one of these celebrities, somebody throw something again, I'm canceling the show. What the fuck for, bitch? I got my money. Y'all paid y'all money. I'm not gonna ruin my show for one motherfucker that want to get their ass whooped tonight. 'Cause that's exactly what's going to happen. That's exactly what's going to happen. Talking about they do not fear bad news. What you putting scriptures in this late, girl? Sunday over, okay? Somebody put scriptures in the chat. Sunday over, baby. You supposed to put that— you supposed to put that there at 11:59. It's 12:59, okay? Talking about bounce like India, women YouTuber, the raking— what? Oh my God, we got trolls in here. But yeah, I had to get their ass together in Philly. But Miami, it was like, Miami was like, bitch, you could sit down at a chill, we good, we good. We just happy to be out, happy to see you, happy to be drinking with you. I have to— I have to go. They was like, so now take off your shoes, bitch. New York told me to take off my shoes too, right? They told me to take off my shoes. Miami told me to take off my shoes when the show first started. Turn off your shoes, bitch. Relax. Slow down. I was like, when they came up to me, they was like, are you nervous? I'm not nervous. This is what I was told to do. It worked in every city, but I forgot that I was at the crib. I forgot that I was at the crib. West Coast, we coming, but y'all gonna have to come to Houston first before we get to the West Coast, okay? Y'all know we got our end of the year winos party. Uh-huh. Yeah, y'all need to have y'all ass in Houston. Get them tickets, cuz they is selling. They is selling. And once they gone, they gone. We cannot open up no more tickets. The venue has already asked me, this is it, right? I said, this is it. This is it. I said, this is it. This is it. They said, no more. I said, no more. Okay, so if you do not get your ticket now, once they gone, they gone. When I stop advertising it, that's Why? Okay, it is for New Year's Eve. Tickets on sale, tashakellstage.com. Reserve it now. It don't matter what part of the country you in. This is our annual wino weekend celebration. We are celebrating as winos, and you know we party. Okay, we coming for Diddy's spot, bitch, but everybody going home safe. Oh Lord, please have Satin Sins back on your show. That's right, Houston, we have a problem. Tasha, you too short, LOL, you need your shoes on. I'm not that short. I am not that short. I am 5'4". Stop it. I am 5'4". Mm-hmm. Listen, tell me, I drove, uh, to Atlanta from Houston for a show. Okay, I'll see you in Houston. That's right, Sharika. That's right, y'all. Make sure y'all get them tickets, because like I said, when they gone, they gone. But anyway, my email is unwoundwithtashakay@gmail.com. Thank you so much, Patrick the Star. I appreciate it. Thank you, Marisa. You in Houston. Okay, so, um, back to the review. So yeah, it was a great show, and shout out to the husbands for sitting through it. Like, you could tell the husbands didn't want to be there, but then when I started interacting with them, they was like, oh, she cool. And then they start coming to take pictures. I'm a wild one. My wife listen to you all the time. What the fuck she be listening to you yelling about? Now that I see you, like, you cool, man. Let me get my picture. Thank you so much. Thank you. Y'all say I got white dentures? Hell yeah. Y'all must don't give— y'all must think I give a fuck about getting roasted. I roast motherfuckers for a living. I actually love getting roasted. I cannot wait till somebody does a roast on me. I can't wait. Like when they do like them annual roasts, like you know how they do celebrity roast, I cannot wait. The only person that has roasted me down before that made me like, I was laughing. He called me a bald-headed dyke, all types of shit. DL Hughley. DL Hughley roasted me so bad for heckling his show. I had nothing but respect for him. It was a funny-ass roast. You fucking this dyke head bitch. Because it was when I had my hair shaved all the way down to the side And I was sitting up front and I was just like, because you know I'm infatuated with the comedians, and I was just like, yeah. I was like, it's hype, man. But I was sitting down on the first row and every time he would say something, hell yeah, you right, say that shit again. He was like, bitch, are you my motherfucking hype man? Are you my nigga? Am I paying you to goddamn do this show? Oh my God, he said you bald-headed dyke looking bitch, you, and you this nigga beard got that. He went in, I was like The whole room just shut down. I loved it, I loved it, I loved it. He was like, you a good sport. I was like, no good sport, I just love comedy. I love being roasted, I don't give a fuck. Oh, he's a professional roaster, for real, for real. Mhm. I want to see him and Tia Kemp go at it. I want to see DL Hughley versus Tia Kemp. I— listen, both of them can roast me down. I stay in my lane, okay? I stay in my fucking lane. But Tia Kemp versus DL, I want to see that shit. I don't even think Kaya can carry, uh, Tia. Kaya can't get to you. Tia don't write her shit down. Kaya be reading from the paper. Tia, bitch, off the rip, off the tongue. She just flawless with that shit. Queen. I gotta get into it because she from Florida too. Shit, Queen. That's how my aunties were. You said Tia would make him cry. I want to see that shit. I want to see it. Actually, I'm growing out my hair because I have a movie that I'm, I'm casting in for a lead role, and they wanted my hair longer. So that's why it's looking like a 27-piece. It's shit thick. It's my hair though. You see that? My hair scalp is greased with Blue Magic, bitch. Yes, it is. So this is my shit now. Don't be playing with me. So yeah, I have— my hair is longer than normal right now because they wanted it thick for the movie. They didn't want them shave sides because I'll definitely do a shave side because I'll be hot, I'll be sweating. But it was cold as fuck in that club. It was cold as fuck in that club. Tasha, come to Tokyo, Japan. I am. And when I come to Tokyo, I'm gonna have to do a show just so I can pay to get there because it's expensive. To get there. So I'm gonna be doing— I'm gonna be going to work when I get down and be like, hey Tokyo, I'm coming. That's gonna be my trip, and I'm gonna go to work. I'm gonna do a couple shows, get some money so I can get back home to the house. Y'all ever took a trip like that before? Back in the past, motherfucker tell you to get in the car and all you got is enough money to last you a day. So when you get to where you going, bitch, you got to get a job. You got to make some money somehow to get back. That's how I'm gonna do Tokyo. What kind of flat iron do I use? Just a regular ceramic iron, but nothing flats my hair. Nothing. This shit is so thick. This shit is so thick. Let me see. Yes, I'm going to Africa. That's my absolute— you got to get a job when you get there. Shit, you got buddy passes, Miss Sally? I mean, listen, I'm on crunch for time, so I can't be on no buddy passes and have a show scheduled in Japan. And I miss that shit, I'm gonna miss my fucking flight back home. My short flight. Talking about what I like about that haircut is it don't take a long time. I'm telling you, it don't take a long time at all, right? Is that a booger in my nose? Is it? That booger in my nose? Oh my God, damn. I know I got hair in my nose. I don't think I got a booger in my nose. Okay. Who does my nails? I don't know, some Asian lady. I really don't know her name. She don't speak no English. So, um, but good looking out, y'all. Said I don't see no booger. Okay, listen, did Ray J get hit with a RICO case? Oh, what? I just talked to Ray J yesterday. I ain't— he ain't tell me nothing about no RICO case. What you talking about, RICO? Y'all been watching them wormhole YouTube videos again? You know when they'll be like, rest in peace to this person, this person is alive, that meanwhile they done told y'all they was dead? Y'all all up on those like that. Tasha, did you take your makeup off? Yes, I did. The only thing that don't come off all the way is my eyeliner. It take about 2 days to come off because it's that ColorStay, so it lasts literally 48 hours. Yes. Let me see, um, them clickbait videos. Listen, I'm going to start saying that I got Mandingo hair. Okay, what kind of movie is it? A drama? The movie is a drama comedy, a little bit. It's more of a drama— no, it's not a drama comedy, it is a suspense comedy. Yeah, suspense. They say it's not a comedy, but my role, my, my lead character is funny. Off default. They trying to make me not funny, but the role that they got me playing, it's funny. I can't tell you what it is, they'll get mad, okay? But it's funny. When you see it, you're gonna be like, bitch, why did they choose me for this role? I'm trying to tell you, I'm trying to keep a straight face, but the shit they got me doing, it's like, it's a real dramatic role too. It's real dramatic. Tasha, you just— you was just at my job. I'm over here on YouTube. I see you. What, what job? What job was you at? Who you talking about? 5-1? You was at the comedy club? You was either at the comedy club or the Mediterranean place. I saw some girls in the Mediterranean place, they was trying to record me on the way out, and I was like, oh, they must be ops. The ones that try to get you on the phone and they don't never say nothing, they must be ops. Like, for real, because normally the winos, they come up and speak. But when you trying to catch me on the side, bitch, and they caught me having a conversation too that was off the record. I've been watching too. I've been on Twitter. The next interview will be tomorrow night on tashakelive.com. Okay, let me see. Tasha, you can roast me down and spit me down. Okay, record a video and roast me down. Whoever can roast me the best I get $150. I'm gonna post the videos to Instagram, roast me. I'll let the winos vote and I get $150. How about that? Okay, hold on. Dang, Tasha, I'm thinking about how Kat did a great job acting. You will do the same. Where do we audition for some movies? Or do— or do I have it— have to get an agent? Um, yeah, I mean, I got an agent, but they ain't— I mean, they just negotiate for me. They don't get no movie roles. People gotta have you in mind nowadays. And with all the Love Hip Hop stars, um, doing— everybody named Mama doing movies. So yeah. Am I going back to Mali soon? Uh, I won't be able to get there till probably January, after New Year's. Yes, I won't be able to get there to have the New Year's Let me see. Am I okay? I am great, thank you. We just had a successful show in Miami. They came out during a hurricane to see your girl. I love it. Told me I ain't even have to work too hard. So let me kick off my shoes and sit down and slow down. That's a damn, damn. Okay, congrats on the movie. Thank you so much. Sunset Gift want to do your hair? Okay, send me an email. I thought you had something to tell us. Just kicking the shit. I won't have nothing to tell y'all till tomorrow night for the show, okay? Because we'll be live on YouTube with our celebrity gossip. I'm giving y'all these next 2 weeks worth of shows so when I go on vacation, I've been out here, motherfucking thing. Y'all better be nice as fuck to Bondi. Treat her with the utmost respect because I'm taking my time off. I'm going off the grid. I don't give a fuck who filed lawsuit, who do what, who talking about Tasha K. Goddamn it. I'll respond if I feel like it when I get back. I'm not doing it, okay? You need new content for your shows. Why? What's wrong with my shows? I need new content? What's on my shows? We do new content every show. We do new content every show. What are you talking about, new content? We always nice to Bondi. We love her. No, y'all not. Y'all be real mean. My email is unwindwithtashak@gmail.com. Buffalo, New York. Oh, that's a long flight, bro. Y'all talking about coming to Buffalo? Oh my God, I will have to have a whole weekend of sold-out shows to get up there to Buffalo. Seriously. Yes, we're gonna do more skits. Mm-hmm, skits will be coming out. You come out to our Houston end of the year party for the Winos, you're gonna get your skits. Absolutely, girl, you good. New York in the house, thank you so much. Can somebody send me canteen money? I've been in prison for 18 years, I come home in November. Garrett, let me see. I'm reading y'all comments, so put y'all comments in the chat or questions. Will you ever do a vacation with us where we can go with you? LOL, pay your way, we know you ain't got it. Yeah, that's what we doing in Houston. That's a vacation. It's a 3-day vacation for the Wanos. Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. Actually, 4 days. It's a 4-day vacation. I work with Sherri Shepherd and Bryant Banks movie. It was awarded. Oh, okay, cool. I report on the same celebrities. Now that's a reach. I report on everything. I report on robots. I report on white people, I report on Asian people, I report on airlines, I report on everybody. You must only be catching a few shows. Like, girl, I am the most universal celebrity gossip blogger there is. I appreciate the feedback. The winos are always right, and so in this case, you're always right, but I will be sure to be more conscious of that. Okay, okay, I'm just— I'm telling you. Will you do an episode on aunties? Can you explain to us why Miss Nettie looks like Shannon Sharp? How God made her look— him look like that? For real? Did you see Kanye West going— a white woman at a topless restaurant? The girl was on a boat sucking his dick in broad daylight. Her going topless is a light day, okay? A light day. Shit, a light day. Listen, bring the romp to North Carolina. We just left North Carolina. We was in Charlotte, we was in Raleigh. Where was you at, baby? Where was you at? You know we got Cleveland up next September 1st, St. Louis September 2nd. I think Tulsa, Oklahoma is next. Don't forget Phoenix, Arizona, we coming out, okay? DC, we coming out. Kansas City, Missouri, we coming out. Who else? Cincinnati, we coming out. Uh, there's a lot, there's a lot. Go to my website, tashakayonstage.com, get your tickets early, okay? I love your tour hair and energy. Thank you so much. Thank you. Phoenix in the house, that's right. Come on now, we got to fill that thing out. That's a big club, that's a big club. Matter of fact, the people who own This club tonight owns Phoenix, and they— let me tell you something, they were very impressed with the Winos. They said, y'all like to drink. Because you know they have to get the other clientele, the other fan bases, 2 drink minimums. They didn't have to do that with y'all. Y'all was buying bottles, bitch. See, they love to see that kind of shit. Yeah, the Winos didn't need to be told to get drunk. We are already conditioned to get drunk, period. Why was I crying? I wasn't crying. The hell? I'm in Indianapolis, but I still be in Cincinnati. Okay, did you come to the Indianapolis show, uh, the Lady CEO? Because you know we love Indiana. We did a show in Indianapolis. Not a light day. Kim is furious with it because she can't do Ray J anymore. Shout out to Pisces Nation in the house. Tasha, bring your beautiful self to New Orleans. New Orleans next tour, we may be doing a party in New Orleans. We make the winos because I got to do the parties, the end of the year parties. In hot states, okay? We ain't trying to party nowhere for 4 days and it's cold. I'm talking about the Caribbean, hell, Jamaica, Africa, fucking the hot states. So I'ma be hitting the northern states during the summer. Don't ask me why. I ain't— I'm already mad they don't book me for DC in November. I hate being cold. I will cuss a motherfucker out for being cold. I hate being cold. My email is unwindwithtashak@gmail.com. You looking like Bud from The Cosby Show tonight. Am I? And my brother, you know, all dark-skinned people, short hair and shit, look alike. Let me see. Tasha, have you reached out to your— what? Oh my God, hell no. What I need to reach out to her for? Uh, I enjoyed you keeping it real about Portia because all the other blogs condone and make excuses for her. Thank you so much, I appreciate that. Latasha, who did 50 Cent leave Cuban Link for? Is somebody— where's the tea? Nobody. You know, men don't jump in relationships like that. He got a bitch he hitting, but I mean, Cuban Link done hit a lick, bitch. Travis Scott, y'all didn't see that? Y'all didn't see all them damn seats, the tickets that fucking Travis Scott sold in Italy? 85,000. 85,000 motherfuckers. They said the neighbors felt like it was an earthquake. He can't do that shit over here in the United States. He banned from doing goddamn concerts like that here in the United States. So his ass be over there in Europe tearing up they streets and shit with them white boy raves and stuff. I'm like, what the fuck they see in this nigga music? I don't see it. And I guess because I don't get high. When he had a song and all they said was fiend, fiend, fiend, fiend, it was 80,000 to 90,000 fucking white boys with goddamn spray paint cans and lighters out there to my fiends. I was like, oh my God, Travis. Jesus. Oh Lord Jesus, that shit is— I said, I ain't never seen no shit like this before. Tasha, I've been watching you since Steve Harvey days. How are you always on point with what you do, what you report? I just keep it real. You know, we regular everyday women. Just keep it real. Booty was more important than water. Felice Johnson. Okay, at the end of the day, Felice, the day got to end. Okay, Felice Johnson, since we with the quotes. Okay, booty was more important than water. Felice Johnson, Chuckin' and Jivin' TV. And at the end of the day, The day gotta end. Okay, let me see. I've seen that on MTA Transit. Uh, I love you, I love you, you're amazing. Thank you so much. Crack special on some rave music, I'm telling you. Thank you so much, you rock. I'll be in Cincinnati, wants to email you for business PR work in Indianapolis. I'll see you again in Cincinnati. Okay, okay, cool. Thank you, the Lady CEO. Um, Tasha, how do I send you my merch? Email me on one with tashak@gmail.com. I'll give you, um, an email. Booty and both water need to be clean. And like I said, at the end of the day, the day gotta end. Okay. Uh, Tasha, are you tired or sad? You look sad, dears. No, I'm actually sleepy. Yes, I'm sleepy. I had a very long day today. Um, uh, I got a lot of errands done. The only thing that I didn't get to do was my bedroom because I got a new bed coming. Me and Sheik was gonna get divorced on a queen mattress. I think we can't do this. Matter of fact, he's gonna make me get off the phone right now because he tired. But, um, no, we had a great day. Um, Miami was a great crowd. Um, always fun. Um, it was just lit. And so now I'm here giving y'all a review because I ain't gonna have time to give y'all a review tomorrow because we have to Celebrity Gossip tomorrow night. And, uh, yeah, so we'll be focusing on that. So I didn't want y'all waking up, talking about, where's our review? Where's our review of the show? So yes, thank you so much. Marissa Maria said great show tonight. Thank you so much, Mama. Uh, shout out to, uh, G Big Ham 82. I appreciate you. Okay, yes, you got to do Lil Boots again. Tasha has a husband, stop being disrespectful. Okay, and so here's the thing, Tasha, you always forget you have Los Angeles. I'm coming to LA, I promise you I'm coming. Can you let me do it big, please? LA is not a small market. I went to the Bay Area, we know the fans in LA. Trust me, y'all gonna get a good show, okay? I promise you. You look like you've been crying, but you're still gorgeous. No, I'm just tired, and I had 3 shots of Casamigos. Uh, Tasha, we need you back on the moat. You are the goat when it comes to this YouTube media. Thank you so much. All right, so listen, listen, I ain't gotta check in in LA, hell no. Listen, listen, guys, I'm about to go to sleep. My husband is tired, I'm tired, he's about to come to bed and he don't like nobody talking while he sleep. I get it, okay? And so, um, I'm gonna go ahead and get off. I will see y'all tomorrow night on YouTube for some celebrity gossip. We do have an interview probably dropping tomorrow night on tashakelive.com, and, um, so make sure y'all, you know, be ready tomorrow. And also don't forget Cleveland, you're up next September 1st. St. Louis, you're up next September 2nd. Tulsa, Oklahoma, you're up next after that. I don't know what date that is. And Houston tickets are on sale, so please reserve those now because once they're gone, they're gone. And once they're gone, I'ma stop announcing Houston because we can't sell no more tickets. Fire marshal, okay? And so it is a big show. It is a 4-day weekend of festivities, and we end with a wine, gossip, comedy, and sketch comedy show and an afterparty, okay? So y'all, starting from Saturday to Tuesday, we celebrate New Year's together as winos. It don't matter if you've been to any other show in the United States of America. This is our annual party to celebrate, okay? And we're gonna be doing these parties in, in different cities, even the Caribbean, even overseas, okay? So please make sure y'all get your tickets. They're all on tashakayonstage.com. Thank you so much to Miami for just always just being hospitable, inviting me into your house. We at the house. We had a great time tonight. And again, I will see y'all tomorrow night. I love you guys. And now we gotta go. Sheck is my husband. Bye! I love y'all so much. Let me go check on my daughter and make sure she's good. Bye!