Oprah Should Just Focus On Keeping Her Pockets Fat
22 Mar 2024 · 1 min

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In this informal, satirical monologue, the speaker lambasts Oprah Winfrey for allegedly claiming she lost about 70 pounds in 67 days by drinking only water, then quickly regaining weight after eating a burger. The speaker mocks the claim, dubbing it "Oprah's Ozempic," and expresses skepticism toward the plausibility of such rapid weight loss. The rant also includes a dismissive comment about Oprah's appearance and wealth, emphasizing that the speaker cares more about her financial status than her thinness.










