Philly I love yall BUT…………. Yall was all the way wrong for this…

Hey, what's going on? Good morning, good morning, good morning. I gotta find something to— I need a phone stand. I need a phone stand. Hey, Lashari, welcome to Wino's Secret Society. Welcome, welcome, welcome. I just woke up, guys. I brushed my teeth though. Though, okay? It's a lot of people get up on here and they don't be brushing their teeth. That's kind of nasty, but I, I forget it. Can't nobody smell your shit through the phone, so what the— who cares? Who cares? Good morning, guys. Good morning. Oh, like, it's like 8:00 here in Philly. Shout out to Philly. Y'all wore me out, bro. Y'all real I'm gonna tell you what y'all did that was messed up though, like for real. I am never— I think this is probably gonna go down in the worst I don't give two history. Like, I don't give— like, what y'all did last night, Philly, it's gonna really be like I don't give— like, the way y'all— I was just like, I am so embarrassed. I love y'all, but I'm so embarrassed. Oh my God. Oh my God, oh my God. Hey guys, y'all had so— y'all had fun last night, Philly? I had fun. I had an incredible time. Like, this is really my first time in Philly, Philly, Philly like this, you know. So, um, you know, like I said, I, you know, explored other parts of Pennsylvania, but Philly, it was just something different. Uh, no, we haven't had any good food yet. So, um, I ate at a place, it's like a Mediterranean place last night, but it was just, it was just what was open after the show. It was just what was open. So, but, um, yes, yes, yes, you can still, you still see the cheese on you. Yes, yes, I'm always cheesy though, for real. All right, so let me tell you what Philly did. First of all, We had a great time. It was like all the homegirls met up. Some of them brought their baby daddies, some of them bought their husbands and stuff, they boyfriends, you know. And like, they— it's like they had to come because the women needed a driver. So it didn't matter if it was Father's Day or not. Philly said, fuck that, get your ass up, this is about me, I'm celebrating my time as a wino. I said, boy, y'all mean business, bruh. Y'all left like— it was like, you either coming Or I'm gonna leave your ass. I left Sheck ass at the house, you know what I'm saying? He told me, listen, Sheck told me for Mother's Day, because I was like, what my Mother's Day gift at? He was like, you got kids, right? He was like, you got kids, anniversary's mine, Christmas is mine, you got two anniversary, actually three anniversary dates, you got birthdays and stuff. Mother's Day, I'm off. So I told him for Father's Day, I'm off, I'm off. Shout out to Ray Moore Jr., thank you. Okay, so listen, we had a great time. It was very successful, packed the fuck out. Um, it was just like, like I said, it was— y'all was trying to come for Baltimore, Nick. I see what y'all was doing. I see what y'all was doing. Y'all was trying to call— y'all was trying to come for Baltimore's neck. I said, oh, okay, this is energy here, y'all. Like, this is like United States versus Russia. Like, what the hell going on? Like, y'all was holding y'all fort down. I was like, oh shit. Like, yes. But we had a great time. We had a great time. Um, I got me a little smoothie. Well, it's a juice, it's not a smoothie. Hydration purposes. Is because, you know, people don't— um, I love Baltimore. We had a shit— listen, they came for Baltimore, not me. I'm talking about in the energy. They was like, Baltimore ain't finished, show them out. No, my voice is not hoarse. This is how I talk in the mornings. I have a morning voice, an afternoon voice, and an evening voice. So no, I'm not hoarse. I'm not worse. Um, what's the juice? It's beet juice and carrot juice and I think some turmeric and stuff. So I had to, um, yeah, I get really de— like, I could get really dehydrated after my shows. The winos saw me, it's like pure sweat. You can't help it, you're performing, you know. So I think I'm gonna start finding like mobile IV people that can give me IVs after the show. I don't want them before the show because I'll be pissing like hair. I'll be pissing like crazy. You know, I'm old school. No, I'm older, not old. Well, old school and older. The bladder after having two kids, bitch, it just, it just does what it wants to do. Okay, so what Philly did— thank you so much, Impress Queen. I was trying to wait for a few people to get here. So after the show, we lined everybody up for pictures, right? Was like, hey guys, get in, get in time. Taking a picture with everybody, it does not matter. Everybody gonna get they damn pictures, right? And Philly ass, when I tell you Philly don't give two about what you got going on as a person. First of all, a lady in a wheelchair had to come and cut the line and Philly got mad. They was like, bitch, you need to stand in line too. I was like, wait, wait. The lady came running up. Her family was like, hey, you think— because she can't stand in line, they was like, well, she got a chair, right? I said, Philly, no, no. So listen, that's not the first time I was like, oh my God. So I was honestly, I was so scared to step out of the line, right? I was so scared to step out the line and take the picture because I had like— it was like 80 to 100 people waiting on pictures, right? And I was just like, y'all give me a second here. They was mad, bro. They was like, wait a minute, we gotta stand up, she got a whole chair. Philly don't give a fuck, bro. Y'all send the wheelchair folks to scam us. So listen, I snuck down there, I took a picture with a lady. I couldn't even get a picture with her caregiver. They was like, you need to get to the back of the line. You got out of line. I was like, oh my God. Oh my God. It was like, y'all didn't give a damn. And I thought I was going to get jumped. Like, bitch, step out of line if you want to and go get his picture. Picture. It's going to be a problem. Second, second thing Philly did that I was just like, I was so embarrassed. And this is so big, like when I tell you so much you don't trust wheelchair folk no more in 2024. But Lenny Grant, listen. So the second thing that Philly did, the second This is so— I felt so bad, and it's like I wanted to laugh, but I wanted to— I was confused. It was a lot of emotions going through me. All I know is y'all fucked up for this. So I'm probably maybe, I would say, two-thirds through the line of taking pictures. It's a long line wrapped all around the club. It wrapped all around the club. And, um, one of the wine on screen, Kevin Hart don't do this and this his city. I said, because he's a bitch. I'm sorry, listen, I was getting triggered here for a second. I was about to go in. Listen, there was a, there was an issue where the line took a pause and I was like, what's going on? What's going on? And Peaches Royale, shout out to Peaches Royale, and her daughter Niecy, they came through, they took all the pictures, they controlled the line, everything, right? Made sure everybody got pictures with Teddy. Teddy is a celebrity, even though he smelled like badussy last night. I gotta do something about that. He been fucking these white teddy bears around here. But anyway, so Peaches, I'm like, Peaches, let's go, let's go, these people waiting, they waiting, come on, come on. And she was like, hold on, Tasha, we got an issue. I said, what's the issue? And so she was just like, you know, she trying to signal me. I was like, okay. She said, grab the wine on hand. So I said, all right, no problem. I grabbed the hand. Why the wine no blind, bitch? Why did Philly make a blind lady stand in that long-ass line And she— we had to point her to where to look at the camera. And I'm not talking about 80% blind. I'm not talking about there's a blur. I'm talking about blind. I couldn't ask her if she saw the show. I said, did you enjoy hearing the show? When I tell you, when I tell you, I said I know motherfucking well they didn't make this, this blind lady wait in the line. She didn't know which way she was going, turning, even directing her to come take a picture with me, right? And you know blind people, they reflexes real strong. She knocked my whole goddamn wine glass out the I was like, it's okay, it's okay. She was like, oh my God, oh my God, what happened? I was like, don't worry about it, it's cool, nothing. Don't worry about it, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool. You know exactly what I'm talking about, Alexis. Alexis, you was out there last night. Listen, I said I'm cussing Philly out. I swear to God. And then getting up to the stage, like, whoever, whoever brought her, right? I don't know where her caregiver was or nothing. All I know is my team had to assume the responsibility of helping that lady, like, move. I said, well, who moved it through the line? They said she was faking. I said, I said, who moved it through the light? Who got the camera? What the fuck is going on? Because she literally was like— imagine this is me, right? And she's beside me. She was like, where do I look? Here? I said no. And I had to take her hand and move her here. You ready? Smile. It was like that. I said, did you enjoy— did you hear— did you enjoy hearing the show? I did, I did, I did. I said, I love your, your, uh, your, your 27-piece. It looked just like my haircut. Oh my God, I did it just like yours too. I said, give me a 27-piece like Tasha. I said, wait a minute. I said, wait a minute, how did you know the DNA like mine? Who told you the DNA? Listen, listen, it was so— I see y'all late, shit. Philly, you said the blind here independent. How? I'm crying. That's how crazy it was. That's it. Sasha, did you take a picture of that scammer for research? What scammer? She was trying to skim it. And top things off, right, this is it. I swear to God, I'm going to hell. And I know— is she a white? No, she gonna hear this. There's another plot twist. There's another plot twist. So she stood in the line, she was blind. We had to guide her to take a picture. She knocked my wine glass out, everything. She was strong as fuck, bitch. I was like I was like, just hold on, hold on tight. Like, your hair— oh my God, thank God. You know what I'm saying? Remember how I used to wear the old school mohawk? You know what I'm saying? I got it like Tasha K. And I was like, okay, how did you know? We had to escort her off the stage. But this is— this is the plot twist. You ready? I love, I love all my winos. I swear to God. I love all my winos and I don't care. I see some shit. I'm not even coming at her, I'm coming at y'all, Philly. That was fucked up. Y'all made that lady stand in line for almost 30 minutes and she didn't know which direction she was going. It was dark in there too. So here's the thing. Yeah, that's true, maybe she went blind recently. But here's the kicker. Now I don't know if people can just, you know, I don't know. But the plot twist was She was trans. She was, she was trans, Billy. Philly taught me a word last night. It's called 'join.' That job was trash. I didn't get out of here like it's cow. Y'all made her stay standing in line the entire time. Y'all made her stand in line the whole time. She a whole wide open. For real, so she been a day one, one-o. I said, which day? Which day did we start? You know, I know I'm going to hell. They taught me a new word last night. I got, I gotta wrap it into my vocabulary. Join, you know, that's y'all. And then I said, so you trans? I said, well, happy Pride Month, boy. You know how bad I was dragging out of trans people last night. I said, damn, it was a couple of them up in there. It's like, damn. I said, I said, listen, I did that joke. I was like, bitch, I stand with Dave Chappelle. They bust out laughing. I did a joke on that shit. I said, you said everything's a joint in Philly. Listen, Y'all was so wrong for that shit. How y'all be doing the special needs people? That was fucked up, bro. I said, oh my God, let me stop, let me stop, let me stop. I'm trying to keep these lashes on at least till later today till I get through the airport because I'm probably gonna run into some winos. And I don't want to look like what I've been through. I don't want to look like what I've been through. Listen, the white hoes was so real about it, they wouldn't even let the lady in the wheelchair skip the line. They was like, nah, she got a chair, she good, she get front parking spaces, she get the park. That was like, tonight's our night, fuck that shit. They was like, ain't no handicap section at this show. I said, bitch, y'all are not playing. But I did what I was supposed to do. I'm from the South, it don't matter. We put everybody before us, even men. So I got my ass down, I was like, y'all, let me skip down here, listen. And I got them pictures and shit, but I was just like, y'all, y'all didn't give a fuck, bro. Listen, listen, listen, listen. I need somebody— how she go to the bathroom? I don't know. I don't know. I'm still baffled at how she know my hair and how she know to pick out a 27-piece with a mohawk. Because you know people be trying to clown me. They ask me if my hair is a wig. It's not. Look, it's not a wig. That's my shit. That's my shit. I grease my scalp. What are you talking about? I grease my scalp. This joint greases a scalp, you feel me? All right, listen, but I enjoyed y'all, Philly. I enjoyed y'all. I enjoyed y'all. But y'all have got to learn some sort of— what do you call it? I wouldn't say etiquette, but damn. The wheelchair and the blind lady back in the line, bitch. Back in the fucking line. Back in the line. Oh my gosh, y'all don't play. I ain't even need security. I ain't even need security in Philly. Philly, they— Baltimore, I need a security protector from themselves. They was like, bitch, I was like, they had couples in there fighting, people fighting. I was like, hey, hey, hey, ain't nobody getting no money back. Y'all leave this bitch. They sat down. We start talking money to niggas, they listen. Forget about all that other shit. As soon as I said, hey, we ain't giving no refunds, y'all stop fighting up in here, I swear to God, they was just like— they would get ready to get up, they was like That's it. I don't know how you do, because I do like, you know, when people go to Baltimore— Baltimore is a comedy city, right? People go to Baltimore, they be scared. A lot of people be scared to go to Baltimore, right? And I'm like, you just gotta be real with these motherfuckers. That's it. You get up there and you, uh, you trying to be fake, you can't do that. You got to be real. And I controlled that room, was packed out, bro. Like, I— it was so packed in Baltimore, I got lost in the crowd. I was like, how do I find my way back? I got to play this shit off. I got 30 seconds till the wine on music go off to find the stage. And they gave me the worst type of security. Baltimore had their own security for the club, but my security, I was like, he can't beat these niggas. I don't even know why they sent this white man down here. Talking about he ex-Cleveland Surface. Talking about we don't fight, we just escort off the stage because that's what we was trained to do. Get the president out of there. We going to get you out of there. But what if you ain't got time to get me out of there? How is you going to defend me? Like, make it make sense. How was you going to defend me? What is Plan B? There's always got to be a Plan B. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Listen, Secret Service, look, I'm sick of something. Them Baltimoreans didn't give a damn about nobody being Secret Service. That's why I said, you're gonna escort me off the stage. He walked through the crowd with me, one of the Secret Service agents. He walked through the crowd with me. When he truly saw, he was like, oh, these some niggas, right? And you can't beat none of their asses. You can't even figure out how to get me back to the stage. Listen, Ariesha, you saw him. He was my security. I said that too. I was like, who hired this motherfucker? My logistics manager. My logistics manager Jason was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta understand, like, his resume is impeccable. Like, you know, he's guarded the president, worked here, worked there, traveled, you know what I'm saying? Special Forces and stuff. I said, yeah. But he got a belly. Jason was like, what that mean? Jason, he got a belly. So who he gonna fight? Who he gonna fight? Baltimore security was fighting the Winos. Listen, I got— listen. Baltimore security had abs. Them niggas just got out of prison, okay? They was fighting the winos. The winos was fighting, physically fighting the security. That's how bad it was. What is my security gonna do? He the same height as me, okay? He 5 times the size. He looked like Humpty Dumpty. I don't give a shit what his resume is. Who he going to be up in Baltimore? Who ass he going to be today? Who? You can tell he don't go to the gym. Baltimore is— they just in shape. You ever see Baltimore women and men? Look, look, I'm, I'm going too far. Baltimore women and men, just hilarious as it all. They just born with abs, they born with muscles. Born with the men too. You got to be— if you not bored and shit, no, it's not going— he couldn't even see the crowd, he was so short. He was looking around. I know Baltimore like, what the hell is this? That's why they was scared. That's why the club had their own security team. They had 27 people. I had 2. They ain't give a damn about what I was going on because Baltimore's head of security came to me and I looked up and I was like, damn. Now he— how many years you did? Damn, Shane. He was, he was— I was like, whoa, I feel safe. He had the six-pack, then he had one of them long-ass beards. He was light-skinned and he wore— you could tell he wore that, uh, that Cherry ChapStick. His lips was pink. Listen. Asia said he was moving chairs out the way. I said, listen, this is a whole security breach already, but we got to go. We got to get in this— what we got to get these winos going. Let's go, let's go. And he, he the whole time of the show, and I was like, you ain't supposed to be laughing. You supposed to be watching the perimeter. I know you didn't get paid by the president. I didn't see what they said about you. What the fuck? No, no. Remember Rosenwald? Hebrew Queen, what you know about Rosenwald? Who is you? What's your real name, Hebrew? I was bad as hell in Rosenwald. I got put out of Rosenwald too. Mr. Barnes was the, uh, the, uh, talking about my local, uh, my middle school from my hometown, uh, Mr. Barnes was my principal. What you know about that? Who your people, child? Who your people? Um, will you ever post your shows on the website or app? We have a couple, but you know, guys, we have a couple shows that we can do, but right now I'm not focused on, um, posting the content because you won't get the full experience. It's not watching it as a special versus coming. I do this so y'all asses can get out of the house. Y'all have to detach from the internet. I need screen names in chairs. I need Bye Polly, Lick My Polly 97, I Give the Best Head 82. I need y'all in seats detaching from the Matrix. Enjoying each other. So I record my shows for me so I can go back and see where I need improvements, because I'm under comedy coaching right now. But just to make sure I get better over time, because trust me, when I started, it was a little rough, you know. From Naples, I think this is our 7th, 8th show if I'm not mistaken. Um, sold out. Yeah, this is our 7th show. So sold out 6— no, sold out 5, and 2, you know, we, we packed them out, but we didn't sell them out though. It was the first time. Excuse me. So right now I'm in a learning phase. Just like building a YouTube channel, I have to build the tour side. And as— and it's unheard of for people to build their tour while they're learning. So I have two curveballs at me, right? And my shows are not like built like the, um— look at me, I've been watching too much Kardashian content. Like, but like, like, like, like, um, they're not— good morning, guys. Good morning. Yeah, so my shows, it'll be hard to relate to what a com— like the The way they do their comedy specials versus how I do my show, it's an experience. Like, you, you have to come out and experience it, and it's a different experience every show. We're not taking the same show on to every city. Like, everything gets revamped, cut down. We may bring one or two things that we talked about, you know, to a different city, but for the most part, I tailor it to the times that we're in, to the experiences that we're all going through, and to the experiences that the city is going through. So at that time, so it is truly an experience. And so, um, I'm gonna be honest with you, and I'm all the way transparent with y'all, for real. My agent had to fight tooth and nail to get me into these comedy clubs. Before I had my agent, I would call the comedy clubs, they wouldn't call me back. And I was like, well, how the hell are these certain people getting in the comedy clubs and I can't get in here? And I'm like, I'm seeing 10 motherfuckers in here. The one that's got money, they ready to spend. And I was kind of taken aback because I was just like, yo, like, I got the viewers, I got the numbers, it translates. I even did 2 shows on my own myself. We did the Atlanta show and we did the Miami show. My whole team spent months putting those together. Together. Sold those both the fuck out. So it's not like I'm calling these clubs with stats, right? Yo, because they already got built-in bars, they got built-in venues. Some are nicer than others, right? But they gave me such a hard time. And so like, even the Helium clubs that we're at, you know, I'm gonna be at Helium and Riley. I got a few Helium clubs that I'm about to hit now. I think Indianapolis, St. Louis, if I'm not mistaken. Um, I think it's Austin. I'm trying to get out of that show because I got Houston coming. So, but I know y'all already bought tickets for Austin, but you have to understand, it's— it makes sense if I explain it to you, okay? But like, just from the business side of things, because I definitely don't like the way, uh, Amanda Seales was yelling at y'all about her business affairs. That had nothing to do with y'all. If people don't want to buy tickets, they don't want to buy tickets. But 200 people coming out to see you and you haven't made me laugh one time on the internet, I would just be grateful for that, you know. So I'm— I hope I don't ever get that cocky and that ungrateful to where I'm like, if I don't sell out all 5 of my shows, I'm not coming out no more. I am like, it could be 10 people in there. We may not— they may say, hey, we're gonna cancel you. And I'm gonna take y'all to Applebee's and we're gonna do our own private show. I— that's how hard I— with the winos, okay? Yeah, I don't think— you say you didn't make it and never got a refund, Empress Queen. The clubs have their own stipulations on ticket refunds. We don't control that. I sell the tickets, they— you know what I'm saying? And then we divide from there. So if whatever club you went to and you couldn't make it and you bought a ticket, you have to contact the club. It's not me. Okay, now when I do my private shows, there's no refunds at all. So we do put that on the website. But to make a long story short, when it comes to the business side of things, like, Helium had no clue. Let me tell you how Helium was. Like, I had that Indianapolis show. Helium moved my show. They was like, oh, we got another comedian coming in town, he wants this date. I know we gave it to you. I know you have a 100-plus tickets sold, which is unheard of for comedians to have tickets sold that early. Um, but you know, you're, you're, you're the small guy, so we're gonna move your show. So I was like, okay, that's fine, like whatever. Me, I just kind of roll with the punches, right? As long as I can get to that city and get that experience. And it's kind of like I'm auditioning every single club. I'm auditioning at every single club. So they moved the Indianapolis show. This is Helium. And I was like, listen, you can't— I'm, I'm selling these tickets. Y'all can't be moving dates. To me, that's unprofessional. I can see if I'm canceling because they got a lot of bad culture in the clubs. Comedians won't show up if the tickets don't sell. You know, it's, it's been hard on them. But I said, but I'm— I operate different. I'm a very different businesswoman. I— customer service, I pride myself on. That's why I don't block people in my chat. If I say something wrong, I apologize, you know what I'm saying? I custom— I, I try to mimic my customer service like how Chick-fil-A does theirs. My pleasure. I'm so sorry. It was all my fault. How can I help? Like, that's how I am, right? I know, Felicia. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, right? Um, I think you still get to keep your VIP booth, Felicia, if I'm not mistaken. So make sure you call the club and you get that worked out. So, uh, Helium last night experienced me for the first time, the owner. And, you know, he had an act on before me, and then, you know, they were very gracious, they were very nice. But they didn't understand like the setup. They was like, what the hell is going on? They didn't know how to market my stuff because, you know, they do help with marketing. So they did post me on a little flyer and one of them was like, podcaster Tasha K is gonna be here. And I'm just like, oh my God, just say Tasha K, just say Tasha K, you know what I'm saying? But I try not to let the little details run out. He was like, hey, come back, the stage is right there, you're gonna go to the stage, you're gonna do your thing, you're gonna be in and out. Okay, cool. Go. I was like, yeah, okay, I see you. I see if you're gonna put these motherfuckers out right. They on my clock. I never tell them that. They on my clock. He was like, so where you gonna go? I'm gonna go in the crowd. What? That's, that's, that's different. Nobody goes straight to the stage. I said, yeah, but we different. Like, this is what I'm going through, right? Give me a wireless mic. Wireless mic? Because comedians use mics with cords. I think that is so— I think that's so annoying. You tripping over cords. You got heels on, especially as a woman. I need to move. I'm trying to move like Matt Rife with a headpiece on. Matt Rife has, at his private shows, get a head mic. But I said, if I do that and I scream, it's a wrap. So let me just, ah, you know, ah, you know, so I have to remember that. But I'm trying to be as mobile as I can. After Jasmine said she was in the DJ booth, right? The owner came to her and was like, he was so taken, he was like, "This what she do?" This was like mid-show. Jasmine was like, "Yeah, nigga, yeah." Jasmine got so gangster. He said, "Every day?" She said, "Yeah, you ain't never seen no shit like this before." He was like, I stay in the office the entire time during my show, during all the shows. I don't come out. I had to come out my office to see what the hell was going on. He was like, I ain't never seen no shit like this. He saw money. He saw money. He came to me at the end of the show. He was like, yo, um, Yeah, you doing like 5 more of my clubs? I said yeah. Great, we're going to set you up. I'm going to go ahead and call your agent. You're going to be here next year. We're going to give you a whole weekend. He said I ain't seen no shit like this And he was like, the knowledge. He was back there like a groupie. He was like, he said, I have top-selling comedians in here. He said, you kept your— I tell y'all, because what they do in the comedy clubs, right? They, they cut their drink. They tell them 2-drink minimum. I'm like, you telling the winos 2-drink minimum? What? We good, bro. I'm like, we good. We good. I tell them, because in the other comedy clubs, like Tampa— was it Tampa? Was it what club? Um, it was another club. They was dropping checks 10 minutes into my show. I said, we're not gonna do this now. Y'all look, I'm an entrepreneur. I'm an entrepreneur. And I'm like, y'all are missing so much money. What the hell are you doing? Like, they was dropping checks. Tampa was so irritating. The servers was giving checks 30 minutes into my show. I said, these niggas get drunk. What are you doing? What are you doing? The same thing happened in Charlotte. What they was asking, talking about, oh, oh, what we supposed to do? Keep serving? Keep the bar open? The hell? Listen, the— all I know is my agent called. He was like, man, he said, it's so funny when I be begging these people, hey, just give her a shot. Because it's really like that. And then they got the controversy online, so they Google, be like, what is this girl doing? She talks about all the celebrities. Why should we let her in the clubs? What's going on? We ain't never seen nothing like this before, you know. Go get a theater. And I'm like, I don't want a theater. Y'all got everything that I need built into one, and it's really not being utilized. I'll take a Tuesday. That's why I took Sundays. I'll take a Tuesday. They was like, she'll take whatever you got, bro. We gonna pack that shit down. Don't play with me. Don't play with me. Okay. So listen, yeah, they brought them checks early out in Charlotte. I said, for what? So they was sitting there 45 more minutes into the show with no drinks. The winos with no drinks. Who does that? I was like, Eric, they, they, you know, I'm telling my tour manager, like, Eric, this shit got to stop, bro. I don't know, this shit got to stop. They, they are so used— it's kind of like, I, I describe it like this: they so stuck in the old way of doing business in the comedy clubs. It's sort of like how the, how TV was stuck when the internet came out, and they refused to do anything until it was too late. Now they all moving to the internet trying to scramble and move their TV networks to the internet or streaming services. You should have been doing that, but it was, oh, we— Hollywood gatekeeping won't let people in. Now anybody can get in the Tubi movie. Y'all have to go with the times. Y'all had— see, Kimberly, this is all the stuff I'm picking up along the way. So this tour that I'm on This tour that I'm on, it's— it not only is it a promo tour for me, but it's a learning experience. I can get through, kind of see the kinks so we can work it out. So when we do really— like, come on now, I— we got a thousand motherfuckers. Let these niggas drink. Let these— the people are in the house, they stressed with inflation times. Our kids about to be drafted, sons, they about to take our guns to war. Let us enjoy ourselves. Seriously. So it's my morning voice, y'all. So this is my morning voice, it's not my show voice. Yeah, so But, and that's another thing too, I got another hurdle. The comedians is upset that I'm in the comedy clubs. I do comedy. I just do gossip too. And the gossip happens to be funny. I don't know what to tell you. Step your shit up. I don't know what to tell you. I'm not in your lane. I'm in my own lane. We got our own experience. I don't hit the stage telling the same jokes every show, 5 shows. Me, I fuck around, be gangster, right? This is how I'm gonna do it. Just like I do different shows on different platforms right now, and I train myself to write up to 3 different shows, and I can perform 3 different full shows with all different content in one day. That— I've been preparing for this for years, for this moment. Now it's my moment for life. They fuck around, say, Tasha, you got 5 shows in Charlotte. All 5 of the shows gonna be different. They're gonna be like, why is it the same wino staying for 5 shows? I don't know, ask them. You got your money, right? You got your money. Don't ask me, don't ask me questions you really don't know the answers to. Don't do that, okay? Just enjoy. You just sit up and collect your check. How you worry about how I'm bringing in check? Collect the check. Get the check, get the check. So that's the thing. So I'm, I'm going through shit as y'all going through shit, and I have to give them certain rules now. Can you please not— the winos gonna pay their bill, but I will let you know when it's time. I literally would tell them on the mic, yo, all right, y'all can start getting these checks now. We about to wrap this up in about 30 minutes, so y'all can come out. Why are two drinks— it's like they gotta force people to buy their shit to make money. And I'm like, the winos, my people got money. They ain't struggling like that. So I don't know what kind of fuckers you be bringing up here, but these motherfuckers is doing good, okay? They got bread, bruh. They educated. Yeah, society does hate innovation. I did notice that. I did notice that. So like, I'm having to prove myself and audition in every damn club went before the owners every time. But it was funny last night though in Philly because the owner came backstage. He was like, hey, Jasmine said he came to the booth, was like, what is this? He was— she was like, what, this what she do all the time? And Jasmine was like, yeah, this shit is— see, so you ain't never seen no shit like this. She was like, yeah. That's my bitch. That's why I follow her everywhere. That's my bitch. Yeah, so he came back, he was like, oh my God, like, this was crazy. Like, I enjoyed the show. Phenomenal. I enjoyed the show. This is— this is— you're going— you're doing 5 more of my clubs, right? I said, yeah, we got Indianapolis, St. Louis, you know, Riley. Make sure y'all get them tickets to Riley. Don't embarrass me in front of these white people. Raleigh. Okay, y'all better show out and show up, but I'm still gonna show up. It don't matter if 10 of y'all in that shit. I don't know where the ticket sales are. I tell them don't tell me where the ticket sales are because regardless, it's not about tickets. This is about me spending time with y'all so y'all get used to spending time with me. So when we keep doing this, y'all know y'all gonna get a good shit time. And I take care of myself too. I didn't start drinking until y'all started drinking. That's why I wake up hydrated, exercise, exercising. Limited meat, limited meat, okay? Very limited meat. Vegetable-based diet. I'm not playing. At the doctor. Hydrated. Because, you know, we gonna have— we, we gonna have a good ass time, okay? You said it was more like a concert. Great experience. Thank you, Miss June J. I'm falling in love with you. No disrespect to your husband, he's okay. He We ain't worried about nothing. I'll see you, I'll see you too, Terrell and Riley. Yes, I will. Tickets on sale right now. Tosh K on stage after Riley is Orlando. Okay, um, I don't know who's after Orlando, but somebody put it on the screen if one of the moderators can put the next 5 shows. I do know we have Boston, we have New York coming up, we have Phoenix, Arizona coming up. So yeah, Connecticut is coming up. Yeah, we got a lot of— we got a lot of nice cities coming up. Virginia Beach, uh, DC. I know that's gonna be popping, man. St. Louis, Cleveland, uh, Cincinnati. There is so many cities, y'all. Okay, if you are a TashaKLive.com subscriber, if you are a TashaKLive.com subscribe You guys know, look, I'm like, if you are tashaklive.com subscriber, we rolled out the Houston tickets on Friday. Y'all get first dibs on picking seats, and then we'll roll them out to the rest of the world. I just want to let you know because some of y'all don't watch all the shows over there, but I just want to let you know that the Houston tickets are on sale. They're not on my website yet, but The link is in tashaklive.com, and y'all go pick y'all seats. Y'all got until July 1st before we make them available to the public everywhere else, okay? That is one of the perks of being a tashaklive.com subscriber. All right, shout out to the members only. Now let me explain what the members only is. I have a lot of wine that I, you know, we dish on tashaklive.com. And a lot of stuff that I have to say, right? And sometimes it's not as easy for me to go live on tashakelive.com. So, you know, I want to give, you know, the exclusive VIP winos, the secret society, the play-by-play. So I was like, after I got the internet set off and I saw, I was like, no, no, we're not giving this away, bro. We're saving this for y'all, right? So I've, I created a members only I did. So what's gonna happen with the members only here, it's like Redbox or Blockbuster. So you got the theater release on Tasha K Live, so all the interviews, the exclusive wire, all of that. Y'all know we get phone calls, surprise phone calls. They call during the show, the celebrities or the people involved with the celebrities. It goes down in real time over there, stuff we can't do on YouTube, you know. They'll report you, privacy, all types of shoot, right? So we, we get in the paint over there, we get in the paint. And so a lot of that content, uh, just sits there. So I was like, hmm, I can make it available on members only. So I created a members only that's half the price of, uh, what tashakelive.com is, because tashakelive.com has documentaries, it has movies, it has a whole lot more content. It's all plug and play. And so what I will do is this old content— it's not old, right? It's never old because we just released the Corey Holcomb baby mama call on Father's Day. See how I did that? You see how I did that? On members only, even though it was available on tashaklive.com. And so once it's, you know, like, it's like that's the theater. So once it gets played out in the theater, we'll put it on Redbox DVD for y'all. So now y'all get exclusive, uh, uh, rights to that if you You know, you don't quite, you know, have it to subscribe to tashaklive.com. You have it to subscribe directly to the channel, and it's like a Redbox rental, okay? One price per month. It's Wineo Secret Society is what it's called. And then YouTube is the last stop. That could be like a year, 2 years from now, okay? So listen, Listen, I mean, I'm a businesswoman, y'all. I'm trying to make money every way. Do I not serve good chicken like Chick-fil-A? Do I not serve good chicken? Thank you so much. Like Chick-fil-A. Miss Blue up next. Riley, Indianapolis, Orlando, Boston, New York, and Miami. Do y'all see that? So the next cities that are up next that y'all need to get tickets for now because we usually sell out early. It's Riley, Indianapolis, Orlando, New York, and Miami. I'm gonna say that one more time like Dr. Umar Johnson. Riley, Indianapolis, Orlando, Boston, New York, and Miami. Those are the next 5 cities coming up. Make sure you get your tickets via my website, tashakonstage.com. Tashakonstage.com. The Houston link is not there because I promised VIP winos that they will have first dibs on the Houston tickets because they waited so patient. And then we will open it up because Houston is a different beast. Houston is a weekend. See, Houston is a weekend. Not only will we be bringing out some of your other favorite creators so that you can party with them. I gotta make the final selection here because we're going through some names. Who gonna host this? Who gonna host that? It's gonna be like, y'all drop down on a Saturday, right, on a plane, because New Year's Eve— yes, it's on New Year's Eve— is on a Tuesday. So y'all drop down, get off the plane on Saturday, and then Saturday y'all got something y'all doing. Now, not everyone though, because you know the amount of tickets we selling at the big show, not everybody's gonna be able to go to all these events. So you're gonna have like your, um, pick. You can either get a wristband for all the events, but the show is separate from that because these are different events, or you can buy— you can get stamped to go to specific events, right, around the city of Houston. So you can fly in. It's not just for Houstonians, it's for the winos. Sort of like how Steve Harvey then would do a cruise. This is our way of doing things as winos together. Get the hell out the house, okay? Get— the reason I'm rolling it out so early is because I know the— I know the holidays and stuff coming up, um, and y'all, you know, we don't want y'all trying to pick between trying to cook, trying to buy gifts, trying to save, you know what I'm saying? Y'all just need to be like me. I don't buy nobody nothing for Christmas. Christmas, and I go eat at my mama house. So for that reason, I never really got that much credit card debt or anything. I was like, I see y'all every day. Happy Merry Christmas. I'm not buying some shit you just gonna throw in the closet just because you need to feel validated. I don't do it. But anyway, I get it. Nevertheless, some people really live for these holidays, so we're rolling it out before the holiday season so that y'all can plan your wine-o weekend. So you come in on that Saturday before New Year's Eve. You got something to do that Saturday night with Winos. Sunday there's a day party with Winos. Monday there's a private event with me. And then Tuesday is the grand finale show, the Tasha K Experience, live on a huge stage in Houston. They're gonna be like, who are these fucking white D-Winos down here? And you What the fuck going on? Houston fit to be like, how the hell y'all coming to invade our city like this and we ain't know about it? And then after the grand finale show, when we bring in the New Year together, there's an after-party, bitch. There's an after-party right after my show on the same property. So y'all just gonna move your ass upstairs. Listen to me. So on January 1st, uh, make sure you plan your flight for January 2nd to go back to work. Um, y'all got plenty of time to take vacation time and shit like that. Plenty of time to take vacation time. Pace yourselves. Pace your motherfucking selves, okay? Matter of fact, what I'm gonna do is I'm probably gonna ask, you know, them Uber, them Airbnb Experience people, like, hey, can you host a bike riding session for them on Sunday morning before the day party? Can you host this yoga session on Monday? So I'm gonna have some therapeutic sessions for y'all to go wind down and then get crunk back up and then wind down. I'm gonna have mobile IVs on spot, y'all get a little dehydrated and shit from fucking get fucked up. Texas, Texas time. They going to be like, this ain't Texas, bitch. Yes it is. There ain't no holds up. And lay your cars down there. Y'all finna, y'all finna get lit. And then, you know, y'all can go home and cook your black-eyed peas for your kids and shit. So the tickets— so tashaklive.com has early bird tickets right now. They get to pick their seats. Um, I think it's about 1,500 seats if I'm not mistaken, the last time I checked with my, uh, with my agent. So, you know, and it's, you know, 6 months away. So just even if you get your ticket early, just secure it, secure your flights early, whatever you got to do so that when it comes to the holiday time, you're not trying to sacrifice or crunch or anything. So I want it, I want it to be available so everybody can come have fun. Everybody. And I would say for this whole thing, what we averaged out for y'all to have a great time with hotels, with the ticket— because once you get to the venues, right, I think the only venue you'll— you'll— yeah, y'all will need spending money, of course. But like, I would say, I would say about $3,500 for 2 people. That's if you do all the events. That's if you do all the events, right? But if you do that— because I'm thinking of your hotel, I'm thinking of your flight. Some of y'all may be a little snazzy with that. I'll be flying all around the country, shit, for $100. JetBlue, I'll be catching them damn flights. So y'all just gotta finagle that shit. I think that's just the expensive end, you know, like if you a wino and you really got it like that, it should be. But for that, I think— because the most expensive ticket for the for the big show on New Year's Eve is only $165. My Miami show was $200. Y'all pack that shit down. Y'all pack that shit down. Happy birthday, Legend. Y'all pack that down. Louisiana, y'all going to have to come to Texas. LA, y'all going to have to come to Texas. Vegas, y'all going to have to come to Texas, okay? Yeah, your cousin was there last night, Veronica. Yep, $165 is zone 1. So, but like I said, I won't be rolling those tickets out to y'all on YouTube until, uh, July 1st. Okay, Boston is already on the website, finest. Tashakonstage.com. Okay, Tashakonstage.com. Tasha, I have multiple tickets to purchase. Can, can 8 make Can I make 8 payments? I don't know how that works. I mean, if you maybe do it through your PayPal or something, or put it on a credit card. Yeah, I don't know how that works. Will it be held in the same place in Miami, Tasha? No, it's at the Improv in Miami. It's at the Improv. So, but don't forget, when are you coming back to Atlanta? A man, shit, Atlanta probably won't see me for another year and a half. I did 2 shows in Atlanta, actually 3 shows in Atlanta last year. That's not fair. Yeah, I know, Grape Tea, I'm sorry, but come to Houston. Grape Tea, come to Houston, seriously. But yeah, Philly, man, y'all, y'all a [MASKED], bro. Y'all told the damn lady in the wheelchair no, and then the blind trans woman, I said, [MASKED], y'all said figure it out. Figure it out over there. She was like, where do I go? Y'all said over there. I was like, hell to the no, to the no, no, no. We'll be back in Philly next year. We'll be back in Philly next year. LA, y'all gotta come to Houston. You gotta come to Houston. So yes, if you're in ATL, fly Delta Southwest, use your points. Everybody has secured points. I gotta check out the Improv in Miami. That's my location. Come on, Veronica, let's go. I put a screen door on the space station to keep the space mosquitoes out. Okay, Elon Musk. Okay. Yes, the winos are— y'all are ruthless, but I gotta tell you, I love every bit of it. I'll be treating the people like that in, in the grocery store. They come sit down, put their purse down, and they, they drive through the grocery store and I'll be like, bitch, I want a cart too, and they get mad when I get a cart. Mm-hmm. Kaya, every time she in the airport, so she skipped the line because she too cheap to go get TSA PreCheck, right? She, she get wheelchair assistance, Kaya, but then go and, and land in another city with wheelchair assistance, then she on stage in heels dancing and twerking, talking about my neck, my back. I said, you cannot make this up. Niggas will find a way around some shit. Shout out to— is that Peaches in here? I thought it was Peaches. Anyway, Tasha, thanks for the unintentional but always appreciated equity advice. Anytime, anytime, anytime. What was them 5 cities again? Y'all ask me some questions real quick. I got like a few minutes, man. I could talk easy for an hour. That's crazy. Our show was 3 hours last night in Philly. Most comedians give you 45 minutes. We gave you 3 hours. 3. You do that too, Tasha. Walmart hates me. I'll be rolling out too. Tasha, I graduated from nursing school in December. Can you sponsor me for the Houston show? We will do a raffle. We will do a raffle, and we may even do like 3. I'm gonna talk to the team, but we'll do a raffle to send some winos all expense paid, like, to the show. So we're gonna roll that out. I just haven't gotten the details. And y'all are just, you know, of course you have— you know how it works with a raffle. And then we'll choose who we're gonna, you know, sponsor to come to the show. Okay, but I gotta get paid. What are you talking about? It's hard. I got a whole team, got bills. What? Um, see, give, cancel. I don't know. Oh, I doubt it. I doubt it. Up next is Riley, Indianapolis, Orlando, Boston, New York, Miami. Okay, Riley, we're up next. Indianapolis, Orlando, Boston, New York, and Miami. So make sure you get your tickets, tashakonstage.com. Okay, listen, yep, y'all participate in a raffle and you get chosen. Absolutely. Yeah, Everything be taken care of. So, um, what happened to Baltimore? Nothing happened to Baltimore. We already went to Baltimore. Tasha was on tour last night and had the internet lit. You literally provided content for creators. Shout out to the content creators that be at the shows. Shout out. I think it was like last night was All About the Trees, okay? And then there was another lady, I forgot her name, but she was with All About the Trees. Um, I think it was a few content creators out there. I like when they come. Matter of fact, if you a content creator, hit me. I'll let you in. You just got to review the show. You ain't got to pay. You ain't got to pay. It's like press. Yeah, it's like press, press, press, press. Yeah, I like feedback. I like honest feedback. You can write your own Rotten Tomatoes site. Latasha K experience. Listen, he said I generated a lot of revenue this weekend. Well, that's what we do. We want everybody to eat, do you understand? Tasha, you generated a lot of revenue this weekend. Everyone was on live, everyone was getting that ad revenue. Listen, listen, listen, I don't know who hates me. Hell, even the winos hate me one day and love me the next. I cannot I can't keep up. I just, I'm just myself. I just be myself, you know, just be myself. So listen, uh, seeing this late, I would love to be there. I see what you did there. We need some press, you know. So if you're a content creator and you want to come to the show, you got to have a verifiable YouTube channel. I need to see your face and everything. You're gonna be over I own this channel and you don't. We need to see people that got faces. Uh-huh. I'll let you in. I'm not even asking you to lie about the show. I want your real experience, but you got to put up a video. That's, that's an exchange. St. Louis is on the tour. TashaKOnStage.com. Get your tickets right now. You are loved. Keep up the good work. I want to see. I want to see. Yeah. I want to see. Like I said, I'm in training. I, I go to school. I, I meet with comedy— my comedy coach a few times, okay, a week. Like, I'm— I put my money where my mouth is. So like, I'm learning. You— the comedian— she ain't no comedian. Neither are you. You didn't go to school for comedy. Let's talk about it. Let's, let's, let's talk about it. Let's talk about it, John. Let's talk about this, John. For you comedians out there that's telling me I'm not a comedian, did you go to school for comedy? Did you graduate from the University of Comedy? So what made you a gatekeeper in the industry? That's like a singer telling people you're not a singer but you can sing. What? Email me, Saucy Brown, tashakayonstage.com. You got to be a real content creator. But my thing is, who crying? I ain't crying. No, my eyes just red. Okay, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, because they were like— I'm telling you, one day I'ma, I'ma talk my shit. I'ma do my big one. Because there's been a lot of established comedians out here that's been having energy, and I'm like, okay, they act like it don't get back to me. That's cool, that's cool. But where did you go to school for comedy? You say you've been out here 30 years, 20 years, 15 years. I've been out here 15 years. I've been having a mic in my hand for 15 years since I was 27 years old. Just because I didn't do it the traditional way doesn't discount. But who taught— who said that you must do this and this, this, this, this to be a comedian? Seriously. Been in Philly one night, already seeing John. That's my John, you know what I'm saying? Right, so I— that does shit about, oh, the only reason I'm selling is because I have an audience. Well, bitch, well, bitch, listen, okay, wait a minute, hold that thought. The only reason I'm selling is because I have an audience. How else do you sell, bitch? How else do you sell? Like, what? And it was an established comedian that said this shit. Like, are you listening to yourself? The only reason she, she in comedy clubs because she got an audience in. But you've been out here 30 years, bitch. You've been out here 30 years. 30 years. We audience. Why you ain't selling? Why you worried about me? Why is you worried about me? Why you over here? I'm not even over there on your— them your people. You curate your people. The way I treat the winos, the winos is spoiled. They wouldn't even come there, sit at your show. They don't get to experience you. They don't get to interact. And they get— and, and that's one thing that I, I tell all my winos, like, I'm not here to clown y'all. We clown everybody, and myself included, but I'm not there to pick on y'all and, and, oh, look what's going on, y'all together. So what happened? So I can conjure up content in that moment. I write, I write. You better put some respect on my pen. Hold on for a second. I'm like Nicki Minaj out here, bitch. I write, and not only do I write, I write every show new. You gonna put some respect on my motherfucking pen. You gonna stop playing with me because these comedians out here buying jokes. I got my computer. These motherfuckers out here buying jokes, everything. I'm in a— I go to comedy coaching, and my comedy coach, he don't— let me tell you something, he don't even tell me what's funny. He said, I can't tell you what's funny as a comedian. That's not what I'm here to do as a comedy coach that's been doing this 30 years. I cannot tell you what's funny. What I can do is give you techniques that help make you a better comedian. That's it. That's all I can do. The experiences come from you. And the reason I'm good at what I do, because he's the best in the business, right? So good, I'm gonna go through training, the same training that all the Saturday Night Live comedians go through for improv. That, that's how interconnected I am. So for people like, oh, she burns her relationship— no, I don't. No, I don't. No, I hate towns. I keep my relationship. Let me put pull up my pen. I'm not gonna let y'all read my shit because, you know, these motherfuckers will like be out here stealing jokes and shit. You can steal a joke from me, that's fine. I'm gonna write another one. Who cares? We did that. Whatever works for you. Whatever works for you. Listen, but yeah, these comedians is out here really like— they really trying to dial me down. I'm like, it doesn't matter. The more you try to dial us down, the more the winos take that as blatant disrespect. I'm not no Wendy. Who you talking about, Chrissy? Who said I was Wendy Williams? I don't smoke crack, babe. See, y'all be playing with me. I'll be trying to respect my elders and stuff, and y'all be bringing that, that Florida up out of me. Let me pull up my pen. Hold on, look at my pen. Don't play with me. Hold on. This— I be writing and it's new shit every time, and I have to memorize it every show. Okay, do you see all this? This right here, this was a Philly show. This draft was generated on the 16th. Do you see that? That's a Google Doc. I pull this up, I pull it up. Now I'm trying not to, you know, reveal my shit, but when I pull it up, watch this. Hold on, hold on. When I watch it, when you go down, look, you see this? You see this? Everything I write, I write. Don't, don't— every single show is original. Don't play with me, don't play with me. Listen, listen, that's just Philly. That's just Philly. So they saying I'm messing up the industry, all types of shit. Just like how they was trying to blame internet artists for messing up the music industry. No, you guys need to catch up. Yeah, some of their music suck, but at the end of the day, we still like good music, just like y'all like good comedy, y'all like good experiences, y'all like good shows. We got a lot of elements being wrapped up into our shit, okay? Look at this. This is the Virginia Beach show. That's whole different content. This is the Cali show. This is— let me see what show this— oh, this is just random jokes because I write. My comedy coach has me writing 10 jokes a day. I do 20. This is Tampa, okay? This is Naples. This is Charlotte. This is— I forgot what that is. I forgot what show. That's May 12th, okay? That's May 12th. But don't play with me. You're gonna put some respect on my pin joint. You gonna put— this is not even including the com— the cue cards in the comedy. Hold on for a second, hold on, because those are just extra cards. This is my comedy book. Look at this. Pen, writing. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Look at all this. Write jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes. This is not including, okay, What I got on my phone. Look at this. Jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes. Don't play with me. Don't play with me. I'm writing so much, guys. So much. We're not gonna do this. We're not gonna do this. So these comedians, I'm like, oh, I'm only selling because I have an audience. But you gotta keep the audience. I can come one time. Listen, I could tell my audience, meet me here we gonna do this, they have an awful time. You gotta keep the audience coming. You think the Wild 'N' O's ain't talk— you think they ain't talking? You think they ain't talking? Do I need to bring the receipts? Look, do I need to— look, do I need to bring the receipts? Like, don't play with me. No. Like, and so these, these veteran comedians out here that's got their tongue on me, you better be careful because you may find yourself a part of this lineup in your own city. You better ask Kevin Hart last night. Okay, listen, Kevin Hart got my shows canceled in Atlanta, and I'm gonna say allegedly, yeah, but we got, we got them rebooked same night, so For those of you— I'm just saying, I'm just saying. So you do comedy now? You do? We've been doing this. I have been doing skits. I have— if you a day one, you know. I had a whiner walk up to me last night, time out, time to pray, time to pray. I write everything. Comedy is storytelling. Gossip is storytelling. I merge the two and we drink a little wine while we doing both. I'm not gonna downplay what we done built for nobody no more. I'm not gonna downplay. Humble where? Humble where? I'm humble. I'm humble. I'm humble. Okay, so they want to put their mouth on me. Put your mouth on a microphone and keep your audience coming. Because I keep mine coming. We the same. I don't look at myself as, oh, these are my fans. We winos. We're not— that's not fans. I'm sorry, my winos are— we're winos. I'm a wino, you're a wino, girl. Let's drink together, let's laugh about this shit, okay? Period. So I'm not— listen, and here's the thing, I may get booed. I had somebody write me the other day and say, um, this was from the March show. She was like, Tasha, you're not a comedian. You didn't even introduce us to Teddy. And I was like, what show is this? What's she talking about, right? So she was like, I was at the Atlanta show. And I was like, oh shit. I was like, okay, listen, now Atlanta, y'all had a great time. I had a great time, but it was a hole-in-the-wall club. It was what it was. We had to make it do what it do. The Winos already came in there messed up. So her experience was, she was like, she brought friends that didn't know me. And what I learned from that show was I was approaching my comedy when I first started as if everybody knew what I was talking about. Because it's hard, like, and let me explain this, let me explain this. It's like you coming in on the middle of this live, right, trying to catch up and figure out what we're talking about. So as a skilled commentator, I have to go back and remind y'all we're talking about, you know, the tour, we're talking about things that I've learned throughout the tour, we're talking about, um, you know, some of the other comedians that felt like I've invaded the space and messing it up for them, um, and we're also talking about how Philly just showed their ass last night. So a lot of times I worked in radio, that's where I started, was in radio. And you have to do a lot of reminders. So when you're on the radio and you're listening to The Breakfast Club, they always reminded you at the top of the hour what's going on, what's going on, what's going on, because you, you could come in at different times. So with the Atlanta show, um, first of all, it was, uh, two shows, no excuses, only lessons. And you know, what was I gonna say? I built this show as if people— y'all already knew what I was talking about. I didn't build it for people that had never heard me before. That was a huge lesson. So I had like, like the Olive Leaf guy was there, he was having to tap the next person like, what she talking about? Okay. And they— and winos, that's what we do, we, we unwind for them. So I was like, oh damn, you know what I'm saying? I see what she was saying. So I was like, listen, I apologize about your experience. I said, and I explained to her, there's no excuse, right? I said, I'm welcome to give you your money back personally, even though the club kept it. I said, I wish you would have told me sooner because she just told me this like a couple days ago. And she was just like, you know, I was mad you didn't introduce Teddy. You introducing Teddy at the other shows and that, you know, I don't think you're a comedian. And, you know, my friends didn't have a good time. They didn't understand the show. And I was just like, yes, that's something that I know. And we definitely changed the way that works because I was only building content for the winos, not for the future winos. And now I can say with that lesson, because of the feedback, we got people that came last night to Philly, had never saw me before, had been drug out by their friends. And you know, if you're gonna drag your friends somewhere, right? And you bragging on a bitch. Oh, this bitch, you gotta understand, they out of the loop. They don't know the Winos is a secret society. They don't know. So I have to make sure this content hits all parts for people that have never heard me and the people that have heard me and merge it together. And Philly, if we didn't do that last night because it was so many— what, Winos that was like, I I ain't no whiner, but I'm a whiner now. Cut in the line to get a picture, and y'all was mad about that shit. Y'all was like, you're not even a whiner. But I am now. You should have saw them. It was so— I was like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Like, y'all was really— so that right there, we fixed that. It's kind of like you bring your chicken back to Chick-fil-A and it's like, uh, it's old, it's not quite done, and these But you don't stop going to Chick-fil-A. And so what I did was I apologized like a business owner does. Hey, I'm sorry your experience wasn't that great. I want to make it great. And next time I'm in Atlanta, I want to give you and your friends tickets to come see me again. Now, if you come see me again and you say, Tasha, I, I use that to fuel to get better, period. I use that to fuel to get better. So, all righty, let me see, let me see. It's 9 o'clock. I need to pack up. I gotta— I got a few places to go before I catch my flight later. Yes, I had to wait, almost missed my damn train. Oh, Miss Monique, what you had to wait for? What you had to wait for? Okay, so listen, um, We have the Wino Secret Society members only, okay? Um, we have the Cory Holcomb baby mama calling, and you know, if you miss the, uh, Claudia stuff and everything like that. And so we'll be uploading content all the time. Uh, you handle it correctly. Unfortunately, this world, we'll never please everyone, and that's just what it is. But I don't look at it like that. Well, I can't please everybody. No, no, no, no. I want to earn your— I want to earn your business. My job is to turn a bad business around to a good one. That's the type of person I am. I don't care how big I get, small I get, it is going to be my job. Oh, you had a bad experience? We're going to turn this around. And that's where my, my— that's where my thorough restaurant experience in customer service, being a manager everywhere, bartender, server, it doesn't matter, working in and out of this industry, building my career, gave me what I needed in order to run a business. Because at the end of the day, y'all customers because y'all the only ones that can fire me. So if y'all are my bosses, I'm gonna do what I gotta do to keep my job, period. Period. Y'all can— that's why I can't be calling out from work. I gotta give y'all an excuse, a doctor's note. I'll be like, the one who's like, listen, I can't make it to work today. And you like, what, bitch? I got this thing going on. I can't lie and say— and then y'all catch me in public, but you said you was sick. I can't do that. I can't do that shit. It's y'all, y'all, cuz y'all my boss. I work for y'all. Seriously, people be like, oh no, you're a leader. No, leaders serve. Leaders serve. You're the president, you're supposed to serve the people. I serve you. Whatever it is that you need, I got you. I'm here to help facilitate a great experience for you. Y'all need sick receipts. I know, I know. So me, I serve y'all. That's why I'm like, I serve y'all. What? I'll be like all this time, my winos need the best of the best fucking bottle, bitch, out of Publix, because we ain't got no money. So what's this wine gonna be about? What is it we talking about? I can't serve them this. Now, I can serve them this, like the Ricky Smiley wine, but you are going in at your own risk. So if they taste this wine and they don't like it they have the right to refuse service. Tada wano zar. They have the right to tell you to leave their establishment. And if you don't like it, I— there's nothing I can do. I work for them. They said, to the left, to the left, everything you own in the box to to the left. It's not me. Oh, you don't know the Ricky Smiley one? Y'all better get over there to tashakaylive.com. Listen, so I'm just saying, a lot of stuff people are like, Tasha, why would you bring this? Because I told them your dream. When you enter this facility, you are entering, uh, a building where it— why knows— warning, winos are on the premises. It could get dangerous. So I will grant you the platform, but if they don't like it, you gotta— like, I really— that's y'all. Look, I— Houston is not on the website. Houston is on Tasha K Live. .com. You have to be a subscriber to get that Houston link. Houston link will be out the 1st of July publicly, okay? Up next is Raleigh, Indianapolis, Orlando, Boston, New York, and Miami. I'm just saying. Was there any feedback from the Rickey Smiley wine? Y'all drag that lady legs. Who drags a person's knees? I was like, what the fuck? Y'all left Google reviews on the wine about the lady legs not matching her body. I said, oh my God, y'all was telling me to read the comments. So I said, no, I can't do this. I can't. Y'all put me in the middle of a fight. Like, this, this is how mad y'all was at that Ricky Smiley. Y'all was so mad. Y'all was telling me to read y'all comments to her. That's like asking me to jump in the middle of a fight. I may get hit. I may get hit. I can't— I can't— no, I was cute. I'm looking cute too. I'm not gonna do that. No, that lady know where I live too. I was not gonna do that. So it's Ricky Smiley baby mama and, uh, Ricky Smiley baby mama and she— how can I put this? Um, Aaliyah's baby mama. It, you know, it gave us a glimpse into the world of what Ricky Smiley possibly likes in a woman, if he were to like women, right? And, um, it was a very interesting interview. And, um, just to hear— I think she's a great personality, she's great for entertainment, but it was kind of one of those interviews where I was just like, I was like, are you really ready to go forward with this? She was like, I am, I am. See, Ricky Ricky met me as a webcam model and she wouldn't be still. I don't know if she was nervous. Y'all said she was on that shit. I don't know, I don't know. I was scared to ask. When a sister came in with flip-flops on, I said, oh, these hoes fight. I can't know. We're not doing this. Day. They, they from Albany too. They from Albany too. Listen, so when we did that interview live in Atlanta, you know what I'm saying, y'all was like, Tasha, as the comments were going. Y'all said y'all wanted to see her dress. I said stand up and turn around. It just so happened she said it was hot in there. I wasn't hot, I was cool, and I'm always hot, you know what I'm saying. So I was like, if I'm hot, heavy titty women are hot. We hot, bitch. Okay, we always hot. We gotta put baby powder between here to keep— you know, it can stink down here sometimes. We don't get no baby powder. And, um, she— yeah, she stood up and turned around and there was a wet stain in the back of her dress. And it was like, oh my God. I was like, okay, sit down, y'all. It was like— I told him, I was like, listen, I'm not getting involved in this And sometimes I do get negative feedback from y'all, like, Tasha, what the hell is this? What the hell is this? You need to read our question. You need to read our shit. And I was like, uh-uh, I'm not jumping in. It's like I'm trying to do double dutch. I'm not breaking up this fight. I don't know where to come in to swing at, bitch. I don't know. I was like, excuse me, I'm sorry, my wino said, um, you have to— we have to finish this up and you got to leave the premises. And they asked me to sanitize the seat. Oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, y'all are hell. So that's how it is for me. So I tell people, like, some I'll be like, yes, I can gonna co-sign this. I know the Winos are gonna fuck with this, right? Jay-Z's alleged son came out last night in the Philly— he was at the Philly show. I didn't know he was going to be at the Philly show, and he hit the screen. What are the odds of that? That Jay-Z's son came out, right? I was like, oh shit, he got in line with the Winos to take a picture. I was like, wait, no, this Jay-Z's son. Come on, come on, play some Jay-Z. I was like, play some Jay-Z, Philly, play some Jay. That's what I'm saying, you never know who had the shows. And so, uh, yeah, he was on the screen. I was like, oh my God, like seriously. So, um, yeah, but anyway, alleged son, alleged son, his love child, right? So, um, but yes, we, uh, we are different here. So I am not— y'all are not fans I am not your leader, you know. We are winos. We are all business women. We are women from all backgrounds. We've all gone through shit, you know what I'm saying? All been cheated on, all been told about, all been lied on. We done done some lying on motherfuckers, you know what I'm saying? We done done it all, bitch, okay? We drank the same wine and we ain't got it. That we ain't got it. And yes, yes, so I don't see myself as like above. What the hell? Y'all can fire me, I work for y'all. Okay, um, but listen, uh, okay, okay, okay. I love y'all so much, and so I'm gonna go ahead and get off. I've been on here for almost 2 hours, I think. Yeah, is the interview Where Dad purported to the door, uh, it'll be live tonight. So yes, the interview with Aziza Khabib— Khabib, yes, uh, we'll be live tonight. The one whose father direct— that directed the Fuji's music video, who she had an unconsensual relationship with her dad and has 5 kids by her dad, uh, will be live tonight on tashakelive.com. So make sure you have your subscriptions in order to watch that interview. It's very intense, it is 3 hours long, and when I tell you it is going to trigger the fuck out of you, okay? Because you know, I know she's had documentaries and stuff, but they didn't really get into the business. She was like, they kept cutting stuff and putting events and that, that didn't happen. She was like, so you gonna cut this interview? We don't do it. I could do this live. I told her, I said, we can do this live, we're not cutting nothing. Because they're trying to make it appropriate for TV, all this stuff. I said, that's why we got the wine cellar. Don't you worry about that. Don't you worry your pretty little self like that about it, young lady. We got you. Ain't nobody gonna cut a goddamn thing out here. Now, we may cut a bitch, but we ain't nobody gonna cut nothing in this shit. We want to hear every goddamn detail. Now, what we do with those details and how we receive those details, that's on us. You can't tell us how to feel. But you have to understand, there's a reason why TV does so much cuts and corners, because they don't like that backlash. We don't mind it over here. So she, you know, she came through and was very transparent, and it's very triggering. And, um, thank you so much. You say you love the couples night movie. Thank you so much, Veronica. But please, guys, uh, check that out. It will be live tonight on tashaklive.com. This is the official live for YouTube. I don't know, I I may make it members only because sometimes I'll just be spilling too much, but I don't think I really spilled anything. I don't think this is member worthy. I got something else for y'all, but don't forget now, become a member of the YouTube channel. Um, we do have 2 exclusive videos already live now. We'll be putting up more as we go, stuff that Tasha K Live has already seen. And if Tasha K Live hasn't seen it, we will upload the content to Tasha K Live. So Tasha K Live doesn't have to get 2 subscriptions, okay? Remember, Tasha K Live is a theater release. VIP premium members only is Blockbuster, Redbox, okay? Yes, shout out to Crystal for becoming a Wine Old Secret Society member. Shout out Wine Old Secret Society. I don't know why they got society spelled wrong because in the back end it's spelled right, so I don't know what's going on, okay? And Riley Indianapolis, or Orlando, Boston, and New York, and Miami. Y'all are up next. Get your tickets, tashakonstage.com. If you are in, uh, tashakalive.com, okay, the Houston link is over there. It's a private link. It is not on my website because y'all get first dibs on tickets, okay, if you are a tashakalive.com subscriber. All right, so don't forget, guys, the interview with Azizah Khabibeh who was in a non-consensual relationship with her father for 24 years of her life, who has 5 children, and, uh, he has kids with his other daughters as well, um, came through to spill it all the wine. Viewer discretion is advised, you will be triggered. And, uh, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and get out of this and I'm missing everything. Thank you so much to Philly, Riley, y'all are up next. I can't wait to chill with y'all. Thank y'all so much, Winos. We love y'all, we love you a lot. Y'all put some So tell them to put some respect on my comedy pen. Put some respect on my comedy pen. If Philly can't verify it, if Baltimore can't verify— listen, if you listen, first of all, if you can hold Philly or Baltimore, you a comedian. I already know. I don't even need nobody to tell me that. I don't even need nobody to tell me that. So if you can hold down Philly and Baltimore, the two hoodest markets of them all, oh, you can make like I like people laughing, no problem. Yeah, it's kind of funny. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Tasha snatched in person. When I don't eat for 2 days, I'm snatched, okay? But when I eat, bitch, my belly is on belly, okay? So I just— I didn't eat for 2 days. I just wanted to feel cute, feel light, you know what I'm saying? So I was just like, I'll, you know, before the shows and stuff, y'all gonna see me with my fit body. I'mma be on my Beyoncé drinking celery water and shit. And then during the week, I'mma eat my, my shit. Okay, okay. All right, I love you guys so much. I love you, I love you, I love you. And, uh, don't forget, become a member of the YouTube channel. The Corey Holcomb baby mama audio was out, $51.50. Get that audio. He said I didn't talk to his family. Remember, he said I made it up. I was like, everybody's family called me, even from the grave. They called me from the grave. Yes, Jack White's son called me from the grave, told me to eat her ass up, bitch, and I did. Don't play me. You better ask Philly about me. Okay, I love you, I love you, Philly. Audience comes from Delaware, Maryland, and Jersey also, right? So if you can You know, you can't be bullshitting. Can't be bullshitting in these markets. You got to either put on or get the fuck out, okay? And if I ain't got no wine, I don't need to be in there. But I'm ready every time, every time. I love you guys. Now I gotta go. Bye!