Live YouTube show with house rules and casual banter. The hosts joke about spilling wine, riff on Biden's rally and E-40's Ozempic rumors, and tease using a bald-headed thumbnail only during Pride Month. Indianapolis is next.
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Hey, now that I have your attention, I'd like to go over a few house rules before we get started. First and foremost, this is a live show, so all the sideswiping and soft conversations at the table, please keep that all the way down to a minimum. Lastly, all videography and photography during the show is strictly for security. Now that we got that out the way, you guys ready to get this show started?
Sorry.
I got an apology to make.
I ain't trying to spill my wine now. Shit, I got to keep it in the glass.
Look, I got an apology to make, and I told them to leave the YouTube live on for y'all because I just learned how to say Why me?
Today?
I'm so sorry, and you have to understand too, I apologize because I really thought that Charlotte was the fucking couple. I know, I know, I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was in the 9th grade 3 years. You have to understand. Shit.
But y'all looking motherfucking good.
Jacqueline in the house? I wore black just for y'all. And I know I'm shorter than a motherfucker too. I should have wore some heels because I'm like, bitch, I'm really taller than this. But anyway, I heard that Joe Biden was here yesterday.
Is that so?
Who was down there? Who was down there at the rally? Somebody go, Joe, go, cherry acting troll.
Who was down there?
Yeah, they say you growing up with E-40 rapping and shit. Yeah, said they called E-40 right before he was supposed to do his Ozempic shot. They wanted niggas to be able to recognize his ass. 'Cause I ain't seen him since I was like 13. I said, now where this motherfucker come heavy breathing and shit, rapping geriatric style and shit, real slow. 'Cause you know he performing at the damn nursing homes and shit. Where the fuck Joe get him from? Trying to get a Black vote. Fuck outta here. Now, Riley, real talk, I'm really sorry. Am I still saying it wrong? Okay, okay, I've been seeing my speech therapy bitch.
Okay?
Now, real quick, 'cause we are streaming live on YouTube right now, we got a bald-headed bitch as a thumbnail. Yeah, I'm gonna wait till Pride Month only to get that hoe.
Okay?
You just hold that thought. We got one more thing. One more thing, I've been showing respect, but y'all go ahead and tell YouTube now we gotta go.
