Tasha K goes live from backstage at Funny Bone Comedy Club in Kansas City before her 6pm show. She and her crew chat with the online audience, drink Casamigos tequila to settle her nerves, and riff on Kansas City's vibe while dealing with technical hiccups and a last-minute security delay.
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A little tight for me because I'm waiting for Jake. He's sending the security and the guy didn't show up yet.
Okay, you could have said, hey y'all, hey, look, I am not running off.
It is not me, it is not me. Jason just came in here and said we got— we have a security issue. So like It's not me.
What's going on?
Who outside right now? Who in the audience right now watching this live? Who in the audience right now watching this live? I'm getting my tequila ready. I'm gonna come and come drink the wine out there with y'all, but you know, backstage I do a little tequila since I can't do no weed, you know, even though this is a weed-welcome city.
Oh, what's going on, y'all?
Come on, come on, come on.
Hey, I'm sorry, Kansas City!
Oh my gosh, like, I'm gonna tell you how I feel about Kansas when I get out there.
But like, if you could tell, I feel good, so it ain't nothing bad, you know what I'm saying? Ain't nothing bad. What's up, y'all? Hey, hey, what's going on?
I'm just sitting backstage. We call these the hell hours because it's like the hell minutes, like leading up to the show, because you're so nervous, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm just so nervous. I just— I don't know why every time I have a show I'm like, let's book this And then I remember y'all here to just chill with me, so that's what I got my little tequila for, you know. It's just— it's good nerves though. At least I ain't like this, you know what I'm saying? Most people be like this, but I don't be like that. I just be like really, really overexcited. How's y'all Sunday going? It actually feels like Saturday. Oh, it feels like Saturday. It don't feel like Sunday here. All I know is they got a lot of football shit going on downtown here. You said welcome to Kansas City? Okay, okay, cool. The air is fresh. I was gonna say that when we were driving, there's so many trees and stuff when we were on our way to the club. Like, the air is really fresh. Like, you don't smell no pollution or nothing down here. I'm like, damn. Yes, what kind of tequila? Only Casamigos. Are you ready? Okay, ready?
I'm ready.
I'm on live.
Say hi. How you know I'm on live?
Because it's coming.
How you get it from your phone? It's loud out here.
The notification.
He's saying I gotta get ready whether I want to or not. I gotta get ready. Y'all pray for me, okay? Because Tulsa almost ran my ass up out of their city, okay? So let's hope Kansas City don't do the same thing. All right, so I'm gonna get a phone over to Jason. Pray for me, pray for Kansas.
Okay, all right.
They in the comments out there on their phones watching me look at me like I'm stroking her. Oh my God, you got my child outside. Jasmine got it.
Jasmine put everything. All right, Kansas City, they're doing the announcement.
Y'all remember, no recording. Y'all are here to have a great time, okay? You're here to get off the internet, even though we're on the internet right now. That's besides the point.
Okay, okay, we're ready.
Oh God, we're ready. Kansas City! Kansas!
Listen, he said I bought the goddamn ticket. You must be from Florida with that gold in the side of your mouth like that. I think you from Florida with that gold in the side of your mouth like that. Hey y'all, as you can see, though, there's no bad seat in the building.
Okay, I'm going to say something.
This show—
I got it.
Okay, look at y'all all respect on this shit.
Let me just make my round. Damn, y'all be chill.
Who got that wine? Why y'all ain't got no fucking wine? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I don't see enough wine glasses in the air.
Put them mixer glasses in the air, goddamn it! I love this goddamn accent! All right, all right, let me just cut this, damn it. I'm tired. All that damn yelling and shit. It's like, hold on, hold on, we having some mic issues? Do I need to stand back? Because, you know, I don't want to blow y'all ears out. You know I'm loud and shit. Y'all be telling me to shut the fuck up on the internet, and you got volume. I said, the audacity of y'all spoiled bougie asses.
I'm like, how you gonna tell me to shut the fuck up?
You came to my channel. Now, Miss and Kansas City. Now, I know I misabbreviated y'all. I said Kansas City, Mississippi.
I ain't even know there was two Kansas Cities till yesterday.
I said, shit, there's another Kansas City like an hour or two from here. I said, what the fuck? If that ain't no catfish shit. I didn't know Kansas City had a side bitch city. Now of course y'all know y'all streaming live on YouTube, right? I knew y'all was gonna come for St. Louis now. I heard y'all, y'all was talking a little shit like, I know motherfucker, well, she ain't kept Kansas City, but her motherfucker in St. Louis. Well, I'm here now. Let them know now.
