In this informal, profanity‑laden video, host Latasha Transrina Kebe provides a rapid‑fire commentary on three main subjects. First, she updates viewers on the latest developments in the R. Kelly case, focusing on the testimony of the woman identified as the “tape victim” (referred to as Lisa Van Allen) who has now testified in federal court in Chicago, and she criticizes the victim’s credibility and the legal strategy. Second, she launches a scathing critique of Meghan Markle’s new Spotify podcast "Archetypes," claiming it has dethroned Joe Rogan’s long‑standing #1 spot but is dry, elitist, and inaccessible, while also mocking the choice of Serena Williams as the first guest and questioning Markle’s motives. Third, she shifts to a promotional segment, advertising a suite of health and beauty products sold on her website (sea moss drops, mushroom supplement blends, Koji cocoa soap, various body oils, and Activate fasting drops), providing ingredient highlights, usage suggestions, coupon code TK10, and calls to action for tips, advertising, and her indie films on Tubi. Throughout, she intersperses profanity, personal asides, and a confrontational tone, ending with contact information and a sign‑off.
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This is funny. So R. Kelly, of course we've talked about this, so I've been keeping y'all updated. He's in Chicago facing more charges, okay? And this time the little girl, Sparkle's niece, okay, she done blew the motherfucking can off the head. She done said Sparkle told me to sit down, okay? So after Sparkle done did the documentary, all the interviews advocating for a niece and shit like that, it's called Getting in Front of the Story, before it get out to tell your narrative, cuz you knew one day that your niece was going to come out and bust all y'all asses out, okay? But this time she did it in federal fucking court in Chicago, in the very court y'all wouldn't allow her to testify in when she was 14. Now this shit, you just— it just— it can't get no worse, okay? And so listen, he's in court again. His lawyer has advised him that it would be wise to fight the case and they're gonna give him 60 years this time, okay? So the 14-year-old that came, uh, that was in the tape has confirmed that it was her. She's 37 years old, said that her auntie, who was his artist, and her father, who was his, uh, band, uh, member, okay, that he paid and continued to pay even after he found out that his daughter— or he say he found out, but he knew was R. Kelly while he was downstairs playing the guitar. Yeah, she done came, told everything. Not Lisa Van Dyke. Her name Lisa Van Allen, but we're gonna call her Lisa Van Dyke, okay? Because she doesn't want to admit that she's a dyke. She still somehow feels that she was a victim herself. This is not a victim. This is a convenient victim, which means if it's convenient enough for the check But you showed up. You, you don't want to be there from tomorrow for day 2 to help put your boyfriend in jail and look him in the face and lie knowing you was on your Dreya Kelly trying to be a wife? Yeah, um, but you showed up on time for the Surviving, uh, R. Kelly 1 and 2. You showed up on time for all your motherfucking Dr. Oz, goddamn Dr. Phil interviews and your Vlad interviews. You showed up on time for them checks, but now when I hit the fan, you don't want to be here. You, you showed up on time when he said be here, okay, with your beauty supply store wig on and your jelly sandals. Take them off and eat this little girl, the baby girl. You was there plenty of times. You weren't tired then, why you tired now? You can't testify, man. Out of here. Moving on. This is why they don't like me on social media. This is why they don't like me. This is funny. This is really funny. Okay, so, um, let me make sure I got— I, I say her show name right real quick. So, you know, everybody want to be a podcaster, everybody want to be a talk show host. I thought she just wanted to be a rich princess and wife. Unfortunately not. She got a lot to motherfuckin' say. Okay, Meghan Markle. Let me see if I may— is it called Archery? I think she named her show Archery. Let me, let me see. Meghan, uh, Markle's new podcast. We gonna give her a little bit of clout over here. Um, yeah. Um, okay, so Meghan Markle's new podcast dethrones Joe Rogan's number one spot on Spotify. Okay, and so let me tell you the name of this podcast. I just— Archetypes. That's how she named it, Archetypes, after her son. Okay, I guess the, the talk show gonna be named after their next kid. I don't know, I don't know. Should I have called this show Tantu and Lemme? I don't know. Okay, um, I thought maybe she just wanted to sit at home and be the pretty wife, you know, married to a prince. He has swept her off, but instead she want to get out here and put boring, dry-ass shows. I tried to listen to the show. She had Serena Williams as her first guest. First of all, any friends, any friends that watch tennis together are boring, okay? Boring. Although my daughter pays tennis, I can't, I can't watch it. What am I watching? What am I watching? I can do ping pong, but tennis— and listen, listen, this is no shade to Serena. Serena has dominated the industry. That is historical. We're talking legendary. I just can't watch the shit. I can't. It's just like I can't watch golf. Motherfucker, I'm just standing there to watch you put this— and then you can't talk. You got to follow the ball. They can't yell. They go, okay. So she decides to bring her good friend, uh, Serena. And now, you know, she was given a bulk of money. You understand she has a lot of money behind her. Look who she's married to. All that bullshit that was going on down there in the palace, you motherfucking right they was gonna get this bitch a talk show, okay? Especially after her suing publications, okay, for getting the story wrong. She decides to start a podcast to get the motherfucking story right, but does she get up there to talk about what happened in the palace as we thought she was and why 11 million people decided to listen to her show as opposed to this racist show? Well, he ain't no racist. I don't think Joe Rogan a racist, but that's what people calling him. Do you get my drift here? So the hype is, Meghan Markle's show Archetypes has dethroned Joe Rogan, somebody who has held the number one spot, okay, for, for, uh, uh, over 15 years. Now I don't even know if Spotify been out that long, but they said the podcast has been— oh no, last 3 years. I'm, I'm exaggerating, last 3 years, okay. And so I'm sitting back thinking, I listen to the show, there was nothing, there was nothing in that show that was remotely listenable, okay. All I heard was two women talking about how stressful it was to be businesswomen and celebrities, okay? But they talked about it in a matter in which you got to have a certain level of education to get it. It's not for the everyday woman, bitch. If you was raised in Massalina Projects, this is not the podcast for you. Don't go. This is like reading a boring-ass dry book about a writer who rents a cabin on the lake to go out and try to figure out what in the fuck they're gonna write. This is what this show sounded like. I'm trying to figure out what in the fuck they're talking about, okay? But because I have a little bit of education, I got that shit. I'm like, why couldn't y'all just say, instead of saying, you know, there's this like, there's this complex when it comes to diversity and the diversity kind of has this, this like just, just, this just straight line point of view, and which kind of opens up just this new way of like life. And, you know, and then we're seeing life from the perspective of, you know, um, you being married to a CFO and I being married to someone who comes from a long list of— I'm like, bitch, why couldn't you just say it was hard being a wife? To— while you was an entrepreneur, why you just going to say that? You— I don't get it, you know what I'm saying? I just don't get it. I, I'm like, her and Serena just sat here with this bubbly, this, this, this open-minded, uh, uh, I, I don't know, I can't even put it into words because they couldn't put it into words, you know what I'm saying? And now everybody's like, oh, Joe Rogan is done. Oh, the black woman has came through. She don't claim to be black. This one here doesn't claim— she didn't say two black women were hosting that podcast. She said one white woman, one black woman, which was her and Serena. She don't claim to be black. She don't— her son not black. Okay, but how dare they say that just because you don't have one show that you done marketed They done put a lot of money behind your mother ass because they thought you was gonna come up there and read your mother father for telling all them lies on you. But instead you want to get up there and say in so many words that it's Hard being an entrepreneur and a wife in the public eye. But you said it like you lived in a mother textbook. Your whole wife and you from the trailer park. I just don't get it. I don't get a shit. Yo, Ro gonna be back on top. I get three episodes, and they're gonna be like, oh, well, that. That, that fail through. You know why? It's consistency. You know why? It's experience. This is not experience, okay? Soon as Archie has a fever, you're not gonna get the podcast. Moving on. Don't forget, today we are offering on shoptkdeals.com the Sea Moss Drops. This is something that everybody needs to have in their diet. 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