Shannon Sharpe Comes For Black Women

In this informal monologue, the speaker denounces former NFL player and commentator Shannon Sharpe for his alleged misogynistic attitudes toward women. The speaker recounts Sharpe's reported comments that impose strict, demeaning standards on women's behavior—such as prohibiting them from staying over, using the bathroom, or even opening their legs—while simultaneously attacking a woman who challenges him in the comment section. Sharpe is quoted as dismissively telling the woman to "stop trying to kill my vibe" and questioning why she is on his page. The speaker uses vulgar language and sarcasm to highlight the hypocrisy and perceived sexual inadequacy behind Sharpe's statements, suggesting his "heavy tongue" prevents him from having satisfying sexual experiences. Overall, the piece serves as a passionate, critical response to Sharpe's public treatment of women.










