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All right, 30 seconds until we get this motherfucker started. Y'all know what time it is. Hashtag what day it is. Y'all better hashtag what day it is and let them know. And remember, you gotta subscribe to sit with us. And moderators, no blocking, okay? Absolutely, we don't block. Our people over here, all right? Everybody can get in the habit. And remember, if anybody asks, everything's allegedly, even my name is allegedly, and y'all better be in the wine glass. Hey! I have a toast to make. Yes, I do. No, I don't. No, I don't. Look, everybody gather around, gather around. I'm that one at the wedding you don't want making a toast. I did it to my sister. I told her whole wedding people that she used to pee the bed. And now she ain't gonna pee the bed no more 'cause she got a man sleeping beside her. I did, I did. Mm-hmm. But listen, she still remember that wedding though. I'm the one you don't want to invite. I'ma say something and I'm not gonna know what I'm saying because this wine gonna be running through me. What's going on, Winos? How y'all doing? Y'all see I got my hair did? Oh shit, y'all see? Y'all see them curls? Let me do a slow motion turn so y'all can see what Keisha did. How she do, y'all? I look like somebody today. I am somebody. Yes, I am. Yesterday I was looking like Jim Carrey's co-star in Dumb and Dumber. Today I look like I got paid. It's Friday. Y'all know today Friday is payday. Is it payday, Jasmine? It's not payday. Jasmine said it's not payday, but it look like it's payday. I got a new outfit, as you can see. $20 from Marshalls. I ain't gonna be able to wear it but this time. Y'all know why. Once I wash it, it's a wrap, okay? But I look cute for these shows tonight, 'cause you know we got two shows. We got a show over here, and then we got a second show on tashaklive.com that will happen directly after this show, okay? So yes, look, and my PR told me to wear yellow. Is this yellow or orange? It's yellow. Okay, yeah, yellow, but it looked orange to me. Jasmine, am I colorblind? They say old folks, when you start getting old, you get colorblind. It's yellow. Okay, y'all, look at the melanin popping. I know, I know, you know I'm still on my anniversary week, you know what I'm saying? And I gotta tell you, last night was good. I actually got some sleep last night. I don't think y'all know how that is for me. Even though my children ain't even here, I still find it hard to get sleep. And last night, I actually slept to the point where I woke up at 8 o'clock and thought it was the next— Like, it was the next day. But you know how you be like, "Oh, my God, I missed the whole next day? Is it Saturday?" That's how I woke up this morning. I was like, "Dang, like, I feel rested. Like, wow." I slept a full 8 hours, okay? Now, I think it's my age, you know what I'm saying? Because the thing about it is, my grandmama there, I remember they used to be up real early when the sun shine and stuff like that. Now I got to black out the room, I got to put the, the, the face— the cucumbers over the eye with the doggone eye mask. I got to do everything. It's got to be pitch black, uh, uh, uh, just straight silence for me to go to sleep, okay? And, and, and Mr. Shaq let me sleep last night. Thank God there is a God, okay? Listen, thank you. Happy anniversary, Chelsea. What? Get Tay Diggs up here. Get Tay. If it's your birthday, if it's your anniversary, we got Tay Diggs in the building, okay? He giving birthday shout outs, he giving dance shout outs. Let's go, Jasmine! Where he at? Hold on for a second, we finna bring Tay Diggs down here to say happy birthday to y'all, okay? Listen, happy anniversary! Hey, all right, if it's your birthday or anniversary, happy birthday, Tay Diggs, from Tay Diggs himself and the Winos. Okay, listen, I see you, Lady Boo Talks. All right, if it's your birthday and you coming out on Sunday to our Orlando comedy show, throw them ticket emojis in the chat. We do got a few tickets left. You can get them on my website, tashakayonstage.com. We are at the Funny Bone in Orlando. Okay, show starts at 4:30. Doors open at 5:30. Make sure you on time because I do start my show 15 minutes after the show is supposed to start, okay? So I just give y'all a little grace because y'all be straggling on up in there, okay? I heard in Tampa they were locking y'all out. That wasn't my fault, so I had to tell them going forward, we don't lock no winos out and we don't cut off no tabs. They can get as they want. This is Florida, we gotta drive through liquor stores. All right, so I can't wait to see y'all in Orlando on Sunday. Boston next Sunday, July 20th at the City Winery, and July 21st in New York at the City Winery. Tickets on sale, tashkayonstage.com. Now I'm gonna let you know what's coming up real quick, and then we're gonna go ahead and get into these things that's going on, okay? So we got a lot to discuss. There's a lot of wine. It's Grief Friday officially, okay? Let's let yummy Start us off. Let's go.

We're face to face like this and like we're all talking and like she starts rubbing me on my leg and she's like, you know, I can have your pussy anytime I want. And I was like a little taken aback and I just like giggled and I was like, Jocelyn. Yeah. And then she got pissed off because I didn't want to do nothing with her.

Yeah.

I was like, no, I don't.

When her baby was in the next room.

She don't care. Jocelyn do not care. When she wants something, she gonna get it. But that's not even all of the story.

Please tell us everything. Lord Jesus.

When I pushed her off of me, she was like, bitch, you don't push me off of you. I can have your pussy whenever I want. This is my pussy. And I was like— so she was like, oh, we gonna— I'll be right back. So she goes inside. She— when she comes back out, she has a bottle and she's like, we gonna take some "some shots," or not shots, "we gonna take, have a toast." So I was like, "Okay." So she pops the bottle, she's still talking to me, and we start drinking.

All right, winos, if you enjoy shows like this and would like to see more with me on stage in your city, well, I'm coming. Tickets on sale right now. Link in the description box as well as the bio. Hurry up now while tickets last, okay? All right. Where the hell is Teddy? Why hasn't Teddy been to work? He on the road. Teddy on the road? No, Teddy is on the work. See, Teddy, Teddy done made it and he done got invited to the BET Awards and all places like that. He ain't been his ass back to work. I'm, I'mma get his— don't worry about it. I'mma— he gonna be in work. He gonna be at work next week, I guarantee you that. After this Orlando show, I'mma tell him He ain't going on no more road trips if his ass ain't right here to work. I'm tired of this. He done met all them white teddy bears and stuff on the road. He done lost his mind. He done forgot about the black women that put him on. The hell wrong with Teddy? Every time you put a brown Teddy or somebody brown or black on, they forget about us when them white folks is smiling in they face. Yeah, he been hitting them hoes in city to city. Last time I seen him, he was in Charlotte. He smelled like Bud Dussey. I had to— I was like, I got to put you— I got to give you a monthly bath. For real, he coming back. But listen, let's go ahead and get some— oh, real quick, I gotta, uh, I gotta correct something. Boston— we're at Boston, uh, we're in Boston next Saturday at the City Winery. We're in New York at the City Winery next Sunday. So Boston Saturday, okay? New York on Sunday. Orlando this Sunday. Okay, I got my dates and stuff mixed up, but that's all right because I had just really woke up again because I took another nap. Okay, all right, listen, y'all, I have got— I got questions. I really do. Celebrations and questions. Chaka Khan. This is not AI because she, she is giving them that AI face right now. Don't look like she got a little filter on, but she's not. Chaka Khan just turned 71 years old, y'all. Nicki Minaj, Mammy, just turned 71 years old, and I'm straight hating. How does she look younger than me? What the— how does she look younger than me? I need to see the comments on this for real. Now let me tell you what I be doing. Let me tell you what I be doing, because I'll be following— now that I'm in my, you know, second, almost second phase of life, because, you know, I'm 42, so I'm approaching 50 here in 8 years. Yeah, she looked like Nicki Minaj, right? 71. 71. And somebody said, but I don't think that lady got no Botox in her face. I, I don't. I know she got some veneers, but I don't think she got no Botox in her face. I just You know what I'm saying? Them real bags, them ain't Botox bags. See, Botox bags— see how I got that crease? Botox bags is smooth. They don't— it's like a cheekbone to the eye. There's not these pockets. She got pockets. Botox is meant to take away those pockets and just give you smooth, like you don't— like you don't age, and you out here looking like Joan Rivers used to look. Okay, you said her doctors is good. I don't think— no, Chaka Khan has looked like this her whole career. And so I'm at the stage now where I'll be online, I'll be looking at Bo Talley, I'll be looking at these women that are in their 70s, and I'm like, how do I preserve how I look now so when I get older I look like this? And then I go to watching their videos and stuff and seeing what they eating and everything, and I just cannot put down the damn crab legs. I can't put down the fried shrimp, the fried fish, the grits. You understand what I'm saying? The, the— I can't put it down, y'all. It's an addiction. I can't do it. Like, I've tried, I've tried to go to rehab. Them ain't no fillers, I don't think. Why it's always got to be something when you see a black woman that just look good? Now, yes, she got a weave, she got some veneers, but she got— you could tell them eyebrows is tattooed and stuff like that. She may have a little lash, but she— that's her face though. And you could tell that's her face because her neck ain't sunken in. When you— when people messing with their face, and you could tell when people messing with their face, their neck is still aging. Her neck not aging, y'all. Her neck not aging. So you talk about 71 is young, and what universe? She looks damn good. Let's not listen. 71— 71 is young, don't get me wrong. You could look at Cher. Cher still getting that pussy beat in here right now as we speak. Cher getting more than all of us right now, okay? He making sure he get left in that will. Amber Rose boyfriend, that's how you know your trash, okay? When your man leave you for old pussy that's done been here longer than you and the children and him put together and his mammy. He wanted some of that old, old Yeah, the hands and neck be the truth. Keisha K, your neck don't even look like this. Keisha K, your neck gives 92. That's what my mama told me, don't be trying to lose no weight when you get older because then it's gonna make you age. This right here is proof. She got weight on her, she look good, she look healthy. Okay, shout out to Chaka Khan, happy birthday to you. From me and Taye Diggs. Let's go! I'm gonna need him to do that with his, with his clothes off. Where's Rollie Man? Why we ain't got him up here? I thought he was supposed to be on Tasha K Live. We're gonna need the Rollie Man on Tasha .com after this show. For the second show, we have to see what Rollie Man is working with because I want to see what Tyrese working with. The way he was, he was, you know, I want to see him with one of them silks on his little thing with the, with the flag, you know what I'm saying? And yeah, yeah, we finna see. So y'all make sure y'all get them subscriptions to tashakaylive.com because we're gonna, we're gonna go over there and we're gonna see what Rollie— why Rollie is so in love. Rollie Polly. Okay, she got a man with this that got the same shape as her. So listen, okay, Shaka, gone out of here. You ain't got to rub it in our face and everything like that. All right, so listen, uh, trigger warning, trigger warning, trigger warning, uh, and the Nigerians that are watching this show, I don't want to hear nothing, okay? Matter of fact, I'm calling y'all Africans tonight. Nigerians hate when you call them Africans. They can't stand that shit. They think they just— they not a part of Africa. The hell you ain't. Just say y'all all here. So y'all got a pastor over there in Nigeria right now. Hold on, Jasmine, what's his name? Uh, Ade Abraham. Okay, I could tell he named himself and that was not a name that his mammy gave him at all. Okay, he is supposed to be Mama Doo. Okay, Senegal. All right, he is not supposed to be— now Ade is Nigerian, but Abraham That's, that's giving a little— you, you, he, he gave himself that name because he got people thinking that he was really in the Bible. So apparently, you know what, let me let them tell you because I don't want y'all to think that I'm lying on y'all and just trying to put Nigeria in a bad light because I know y'all hold yourself in high regard, as you should. But when it's time for us to come together as a collective to save y'all, this is what I'm trying to do right now. Go ahead. Identified as Ade Abraham of Christ High Commission Ministry in Kaduna State is making headlines after he allegedly charged members of his church ��310,000 each to fly them to heaven. The pastor is also being accused— that's $400 US dollars. That's a lot of money over there, okay? So ��310,000 is $400 in translation to take them to heaven. Go ahead. So he's also been accused of conniving or convincing his followers to relocate to a camp with him in Ekiti State in order to prepare them for the end of the world. Wall of footage now making rounds on social media showed where the pastor has allegedly been camping the church members since early April. Look at this dungeon. Dr. Abate, I'm coming over. I, I go back to that building where he got toilets and everything for them in there. Jasmine, play that one more time, but just fast forward to where they going to heaven at. I didn't know God said meet me at the porta potty. I didn't know God said meet me at the prison. Now this right here, this is scary. This is really scary because the thing about it is like he is a pastor. And he's basically charging his members $400 to say, hey, we gonna go to heaven. That's some— ain't that some Jim Jones, Jonestown? This is Joe, but he, he different. Let me tell y'all, he different. He's scamming on his way up to heaven. Jim Jones said, come just sit down, have a little juice with me, and we gonna pray and everything will be done. This one said, I'm gonna need about $400 from each one of y'all, okay? All right, you gotta pay to get in. He got his money, he got his glasses on, you know what I'm saying? He got his dashiki on. Okay, hold on, wait, wait, wait. You trying to get up in here? Hold on, wait, let me make sure it's enough. It's enough. Pat him down, pat him down. Are you gonna pass somebody down and they going in there to die? So he charged them to get up in there, but I want to see if he gonna— if he gonna go too. Or is he gonna take the money and let y'all go to heaven, okay, at this secluded place down here, and then y'all can't tell on him when you come back? Because you ain't coming back. You— I got to tell you, one thing Nigeria gonna do is they gonna stand on business and scam. I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry. This, this is— this takes the cake. Somebody has got— this takes the cake. It don't get no— I said not him, then he done, he done thought of a way. Well, Jim Jones got him, but he went to jail because some of them still dating. They didn't, you know— well, he didn't go to jail. Jim Jones died too, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But so did some of them, uh, survive though? Some people did survive. So he was here to tell about— he gonna make sure y'all gone. I gotta see the comments on this. Who going? 'Cause I got a lot of Nigeria people. Who going? Who gonna go and come back and tell me about it? Who? Uh-uh, yes, they charging people to go to heaven now. And this is a spirit airline, okay? Listen, uh-uh. They said them Nigerians, and watch them try to drag me. They gonna be all on the Shade Room, Boro, Tasha K. You are missing the point. Y'all over there dragging me while he dragging y'all people to heaven right now for the, for the low price of $400. And some of them probably writing emails to us right now saying they going to get it right back to us if we send it to them because they are promised 3, uh, what is it, they, they got about a billion, uh, uh, uh, uh, dollars coming from they daddy who was a, uh, a pastor. No, I'm sorry, a king. As soon as they get to heaven, they going to send the money back to us if we would have wire it to them via Western Union. Watch what I tell you. Somebody right now sponsoring them right now as I can see, going to heaven. Yeah, somebody, he got the cake and the pie and the ice cream. Thank you so much, Shay. I just want to see who gonna go and come back and tell me about it. I might interview one of them. Somebody said it's so plain. Y'all, hell, happy fuckery Friday! We getting started right away. Let's go, let's go! Not to heaven, I ain't ready yet, it's too soon. Okay, it's too soon. He probably gonna tell me, well, we're gonna send her somewhere else. She gonna— we're gonna get her a discount, $150. We're gonna see you straight to hell. I'm going there anyway for free. It's all good. Listen, oh, all right, speaking of, uh, heaven and God, uh, God has blessed Gypsy Rose with a baby. Okay, now I don't know if this baby is by her husband or her new man. Is that the husband or the new man? But I don't see how he's had time to impregnate her because she just divorced the husband like last month, right? They still going through a divorce. So she, she literally just posted the husband like last month, uh, 2 days before she was— birthday was happy. And then I don't know where she met him. She probably met him on Facebook. She was with him first. This ain't the one that helped to knock off the Jasmine said she was with him first. See, I don't follow her. Is she too demonic? But this baby, I'm, I'm, I'm concerned for because now this baby is fender. You, you know how we just innately inherit genes from our parents? You, you know how we just can't help it? Like, I look like my mama, I talk like my mama, I'm shaped like my mama, I got her mannerisms, I laugh just like her, I'm anxious just like her. Sometimes I, I will snap on up just like her, and she ain't even got to be around me for 2, 3 years and I'm still just like her. This baby going to be just— there's no doubt that this baby going to inherit some of the grandmama genes, some of her genes, and the baby going to come out with Nigerian genes and health problems on arrival. Soon as they pull the baby out, the baby going to be crying that his head hurt, his stomach hurt, You know what I'm saying? Can you take a look at his gums? He feel like his teeth not go— uh, he feel like his teeth not gonna come in right. Don't get him that vitamin A and vitamin K shot, you know what I'm saying? Wait to see how he form. He'll be back to get it at 8 months. I'm telling you, this baby's gonna be a hypochondriac on birth, on site, soon as the baby come out. I— listen, I, I'm gonna be honest with you. Listen, I, I know we in a— we are in a state of emergency right now where we need babies. And you know what I'm saying? They said Black men, y'all have got to have babies. They need y'all having babies everywhere— Japan, Korea, here, everywhere. Just, just please have babies because all of us are at risk right now, okay? The healthcare industry ain't taking out— it's the, it's the, uh, uh, viruses that the healthcare industry is putting out against us, I'm telling you. And then on top of that, the food— ain't nobody gonna be here but them robots. Ain't nobody gonna be here but the robots and the rich, okay? Wait till I tell you when they start, uh, pressing charges on white men for sleeping with robots. You don't think it's coming? He assaulted, came on a robot while the robot was in the Dollar Tree vacuuming. Yeah, watch what I tell you. I'm telling you. So listen, I get that we need babies, but I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm just— I, I just— I, I feel for this baby the same way I feel for Chrisean's baby. And here's the thing, when it comes to Chrisean's baby, right, y'all wrong for how y'all talking about that baby. Now there was a video y'all put in my DM that I, I will not share, but I'm gonna talk about it though, okay? So the video where Chrisean was eating and she was saying you know, how she has stopped drinking and she's now back playing football and, you know, she's hungry and the baby was sitting on her lap, right? And the baby just looked forward. Some asshole on Twitter decided to share, I guess, reshare the video pointing out something that really made me go, no, the baby didn't grab for the food. This— we talking about a baby that can sit straight up, and he had a plate full of food, and the baby didn't grab for the food. And now y'all are alleged— not me— y'all are alleging that Chrisean baby could have some, some, some sight issues, allegedly. I said, boy, if social media— they— if they gonna do anything, they're gonna diagnose That's for sure. Okay, I'm diagnosing pre-in-the-womb that this baby, this baby's gonna run up the medical bills. You're gonna— I don't even think this baby is going to qualify for life insurance or health insurance or Medicaid at all because they know the baby gonna come out automatically running it up the same way her grandmama, her mama ran it up and she ran it up. I just— I'm telling you, it's good. Listen, let me see the comments. I know I ain't shit. I know. I ain't— Y'all said Junior got manners. I'm just saying, I know I put my babies in front of food, they taking the food off the plate. Chrishawn baby sat there, eyes straight ahead, didn't move, didn't go for the food, didn't turn to the side or nothing, just sat there. And I was like, why are y'all like this? Why are y'all like this? Yes, this is allegedly, okay? You talking about maybe he wasn't hungry. But even though, even though he wasn't hungry, baby still like to grab stuff for texture, right? We ain't see him grab nothing. The mama had the earring, the braids. You know, when you sitting with a baby, you can't wear earrings like this. You ain't gonna have no earlobe. He, he ain't blinking. I said, y'all, who said no more wine for me? Uh-uh. Okay, moving on. Y'all pray for these babies, okay? Please pray for them. I don't know that they gonna have issues, but I know this one gonna come out experienced, okay? I'm gonna have to probably ask this baby how to get over— I have to— I did not pay my medical bills, for real. Moving on. Oh, in white wine news, I should have had some today. I got— I'm drinking red wine all week. Week, you know. I said I needed a glass of white wine, Sauvignon Blanc to be exact, to get into this news here. Okay, Bethenny Frankel. This is an AI-generated picture of her. Her eyes ain't sunken. We know she got sunken eyes. We know her neck is sunken. This is not true. This is not true. I'm putting a disclaimer, the same disclaimer they got on my Instagram right now when you try to follow me. Fact-checkers have proved that this page has posted false information. I'm doing a fact-checker right here. All I did was post— well, I didn't post it, my social media team on Instagram post that I guess Biden said he gonna fuck your wife or something. And we— they got it from the Daily Mail, and turns out the Daily Mail posted fake news and I got in trouble for reposting it. So they trying to say that the page is fake news. I said, well, damn. So we gonna start giving disclaimers when we do these shows here, okay? This is fake news. This is not how Bethenny Frankel look, okay? And if you don't believe me, here she go.

Let me explain to you the Hamptons and why Jon Stewart doesn't know the Hamptons and why only jerk-offs come from Friday to Sunday, Memorial Day to Labor Day, okay? So the Hamptons is an amazing place because it's farm meets beach meets woods, and there are all kinds of people here. It's not only rich people. That's not a joke, okay? There are all kinds of people. There is a big Latin community here, big. There is an African-American community here on the beach, beautiful houses. I had a house there one summer. There is Montauk, which used to be more like family and used to be like more really just like where those big boats are that look like Deadliest Catch and like Billy Joel you know, has talked about it a lot and likes to fish there. Um, and there's pancake places and like the Lighthouse.

And I gotta do this right because I see a lot of white women like her at the bar at Seasons 52 at Capitol Grill, okay? And every time I go sit up there at the bar, I order the same type of— what you drinking, girl? I'm gonna drink the same thing because I'm trying to let them know I got it, but I really don't, okay? My purse is fake, yours is real. And so this is what they do. They'll have somebody Hi, Tasha. Oh my God. Like, let me tell you, these are the conversations that they have. So the fact that she's giving you one of them real conversations that they have all the time in your face. Like, I just had one the other day where the white woman was like, you know, she had on her glasses, she had her purse. She was like, you know, my Dior bag is fake. I said, yeah, girl, they're all fake. I just did a whole show on them. I just did a show. She was like, are you serious? I said, yeah. She was like, I get mine from Rent-A-Bag. I said, I know. It's all good, it's all good. She was like, and do you know that I have black people in my family? We walking down the street, wine glass in hand, this white woman about 6 feet tall, she already slizzin', slurrin' her words drunk, I'm sober as hell, I know how to handle my liquor, okay? And when they get to drinking, just like she gettin' to pullin' out somethin', she probably had a little rum at the bottom of the glass, when she was adding that iced tea that she had, you know what I'm saying? But she don't want y'all to think she drinking. She want y'all to think she got organic skincare and organic regimen. That's how she looks so young. Chaka Khan, hello? Hello, Chaka Khan, can you please come give us some? But this is what they do. So they'll sit up and they will run down. And I asked the white woman, I was like, well, what you mean you got black? And she was like, my sister just married a black guy. Can you believe that shit? I said, no, girl, tell me about it. And she's got the cutest little Black kids. I said, I don't think they're Black. They're biracial. But— and she was like, and my dad? Oh my God. You would have thought my dad lost his shit when I married a Jew. Okay? But when my sister married— you could tell she wanted to say n— when my sister married a Black guy, my dad passed away. Go, Bethany, tell the business.

Let me explain to you the Hamptons and why Jon Stewart doesn't know the Hamptons and why only jerk-offs come from Friday to Sunday, Memorial Day to Labor Day. Okay, so the Hamptons is an amazing place because it's farm meets beach meets woods, and there are all kinds of people here. It's not only rich people, that's not a joke, okay? There are all all kinds of people. There is a big Latin community here, big. There is, um, an African-American community here.

Where y'all think the Latin community at? Because she didn't mention it in this video. Normally they, they outside of Home Depot when she— she never said anything, but then she, she made sure she specified where the Black, Black folks were. Go ahead, listen, listen closely.

They're on the beach, beautiful houses. I had a house there one summer, um, There is Montauk, which used to be more like family and used to be like more really just like where those big boats are that like Deadliest Catch and like Billy Joel, you know, has talked about it a lot and likes to fish there. And there's pancake places and like the lighthouse and really where you take your kids. And then because of Surf Lodge and Navy Beach, and which used to be called Sunset Cafe, used to go to. And Durya's, which used to be pick, like, plastic tables and you'd get lobsters, and then that was bought. All that stuff happened, and then that became like Coachella, but it's still that family place. It's both things at the same time, okay? So it can be douchey, but people, real Hamptons people, come year-round and come during—

this is what they doing at the bar and outside my building where I stay. This is where I be seeing Jamal Bryant ass sharing hookah tips and shit like that. Um, they just don't stop talking. And when they don't stop talking because they don't let you talk, this is how they end up telling on themselves. It's not just rich people. It's not just rich people in the Hamptons. There's a big Latin community, okay? They fix our houses. And then you got the Black people. I used to live out there by them on the beach. But I left. They start shooting down there by that bitch. I got the hell out. We were gonna gentrify, but we changed our mind and moved back to the farms. A little bit more quieter, a little bit more peaceful, and we don't have to worry about our daughters fucking black. Yeah, I'm telling you, they will sneak those niggas through the window every chance I leave. I can leave and take my private jet down to Florida, for 2 days, and I come back, my daughter is at CVS looking for a Plan B. Okay, yeah. Any questions? I gotta see the comments on this. Who got them a good white friend like this, huh? You said Obama's house is in Martha's Vineyard? Yeah, she said she used to have it down there. On the beach, but she moved. Too many black people down there. Yeah, Emma, she used to be on Real Housewives of New York. Used to be. According to Nene, now she is the housewife. There's just no husband. Moving on, moving on. Who gonna be in Orlando this Sunday? I can't wait to see y'all. Okay, tickets on sale right now, tashakayonstage.com. We got a few left. They are low. Okay, extremely low, just extremely low ticket warning. Please get them now before they're gone, all right? TashakayOnStage.com. And then next Sunday, next— I got you, Jasmine. I got— Jasmine is on me, okay? Next Saturday we in Boston, all right, at the City Winery, July 20th. And July 21st we're in New York City, okay, at the City Winery. We there, tickets on sale, TashakayOnStage.com. Come on up here, J-Lo, you got something to tell us. Okay, you're not gonna be able to— you're not gonna be able to slide out that easy the same way Bethenny Frankel slid out of that Black neighborhood on the beach. Okay, to say it's not just rich people out here, you know, they're actually Black people too. The irony of it. I was like, I've seen some Black billionaires that have done documentaries that say they got houses out there and stuff. It's like, Bethenny, just because you don't know them I'm glad that their daughters, your daughters, aren't messing with their sons. Probably why they don't know you. But anyway, um, uh, Ben Affleck was spotted, uh, this, uh, past, I think, uh, week with no ring again. Okay, so he took off the ring. Him and J.Lo have quietly separated. And not only that, they just bought this house. They just bought this house like last year. Okay, they paid almost, I want to say $52 million for it, if I'm not mistaken. Jasmine, look it up for me. I need to know how much they paid for this house. How much they paid? Because this is very important to the point that I'm about to make. No, that's what they're selling it for. They're selling it for $68 million. How much did they buy the house for? Let me— give me a second. Unless y'all can tell me in the comments. Put the comments up real quick. You know y'all the one knows. This is an interactive show, so if I get something wrong or don't say it right, y'all, that's what the comment section is for, okay? So listen, how much did J.Lo, okay, and, uh, Ben Affleck buy their house for? Okay, this is second— this man wastes a lot of money with her, okay? They reportedly purchased the home for $60 million. Okay, now the mansion was listed for $135 million, but they bought it all out cash. Damn, $60 million. Didn't he pay almost like $5 million for her ring years ago and they didn't even make it to the altar? I think this time he didn't even buy her a ring. He said, you still got the one from last time, don't you? Use that one, we gonna get married. It's like every time he buy her something Some shit go wrong. Somebody got some root work on JLo pussy. I'm confused. How is she beautiful? She is like the Ciara of the Latin community. What, Jasmine? Why you say— oh, am I lying? She's the Ciara of the Latin community. Ciara can't sing, but she can dance her ass off. She looks great. She puts on a great show, but when she go to— Ciara does shows like she doing a music video. You know how they don't really sing in music videos, the voice sing for them? That's how J.Lo get— I'm just like, what? I'm gonna need Ciara to pass on some of that sauce to J.Lo because I just don't understand why are all these men leaving her. Like, you are gourd— like, what? She must be mean in real life. So here's my point that I want to make about the house. So they paid $60 million cash for it. He paid $5 million cash for the ring. They didn't even make it to the altar. Come back, he doubled back like how Nelly and Ashanti doubled back. Nelly didn't even just really— he just rolled over on the bed and was like, here, you gonna do— you gonna take the ring away? Okay, we got this, we'll figure it out later. They get married, they buy the house, move the kids in. He'd rather go spend time with his baby mama. He miss being with the baby mama. Every time he turn around, he got a straight face with J.Lo. She looking that way, he looking straight. They can't stand each other. But when he with Jennifer Garner, he all smiles. The man is happy. He feels like he's home. Like he can have a drink again, you know. Mhm. JLo got this man on a gluten-free, dairy-free, wheat-free diet, you know what I'm saying. Paleo, you know what I'm saying. He can only have one cookie a week. They can't have no alcohol in the house, you know what I'm saying. The man is in prison. He said he was an alcoholic. Just having one drink don't mean you an alcoholic. But here's my thing, they listing that house for $68 million now. That's an $8 million Markup on the house. And my thing is, I was told by my grandmama, rest her soul, you don't buy houses where people divorcing in foreclosures because the same shit gonna happen to you. Now J.Lo has a very, very repetitive history when it comes to this. She pulled some A+ men, so much so, okay, that Ben Affleck spent his last Batman check to make her happy, and she still ain't happy, and neither is him. I just don't know if that house going to sell for that. I just don't know. They going to have to do a short sale and take $5 million for it. I need to know what y'all think. Let me see the comments. I'm for real, you talking about JLo will make you drink. 92 million. Sorry, but 92 million. You said that's our old Nola roots. Somebody done put some roots on her cat. You think it was in that root work? Because you know, they say, uh, uh, you know, um, when Jada— this is my, just my opinion now, I don't deal with the root work, I don't even talk about that stuff, right? But they say that Jada was really into it when she was with August Alsina, right? And you know August Alsina from New Orleans, you know what I'm saying? And so when she got down there, she started doing like spiritual work, spiritual shit like that and everything like that. And so when she wanted this lady's husband, when she was— you think— I'm just saying, do you think Jada could have something to do with this? Huh? You said that's not true. My parents have purchased homes from— I get it. They said they bought it for $92 million, selling it for $68 million. They said— we, we just saw the article. They said $120 million. So I don't know, the reports is— I don't know. I just know it's listed for that price and I ain't buying. That's not a home. Houses carry spirits. Moving on. All right, after the break, we got Kim Kardashian. She got people still out here coming on her face. Serena Williams throwing shots at Drake. Okay, designer is out doing interviews. I got some exclusive information on Designer. And then we're going to talk about Shawnee and Keon Henderson. All right, they was just getting started. All right, more after we let you know what's coming up on tashaklive.com. All right, we got some sponsors that we want to brag about, which means Bully Ray's glasses. We'll be right back. Let's go.

We're face to face like this, and like we're all talking, and like she starts rubbing me on my leg, and she's like, you know, I can have your pussy anytime I want. And I was like a little taken back, and I just like giggled.

And I was like, Jocelyn! Yeah.

And then She got pissed off because I didn't want to do nothing with her. Yeah, I was like, no, I don't.

Well, her baby was in the next room.

She don't care. Jocelyn do not care. When she wants something, she gonna get it. But that's not even all of the story.

Please tell us everything.

Lord Jesus. When I pushed her off of me, she was like, bitch, you don't push me off of you. I can have your pussy whenever I want. This is my pussy. And I was like— so she was like, oh, we, we gonna— I'll be right back. So she inside. She— when she comes back out, she has a bottle and she's like, we going to take some, some shots— or not shots, we going to, uh, take— have a toast. So I was like, okay. So she pops the bottle, we're— she's still talking to me, and she starts— we start drinking.

All right, winos, if you enjoy shows like this and would like to see more with me on stage in your city, well, I'm coming. Tickets on sale right now, link in the description box as well as the bio. Hurry up now while tickets last, okay? And we're back, Orlando! Drop them ticket emojis in the chat. I can't wait to see y'all this Sunday at the Funny Bone in Orlando. Doors open at 5:30, show starts at 6:30, okay? Make sure you get to my website and get them tickets because they are low, okay? Y'all know we be selling out and we be close to selling out, all right? So you cannot take a chance. With us. Put them ticket emojis in the chat. And if I'm gonna see you in Boston next Saturday at the City Winery, put your tickets in the chat. And if I see you in New York, put them tickets in the chat as well. I cannot wait to chill with y'all. Listen, and I'm gonna have me another $20 outfit on that I can't wash at all. I got to hand wash it if I wanted to last at least to the second time, okay? But this one, this is all I'm gonna get because they're putting this thing on my titties is just too much. Y'all don't understand, just trying to get it off and get it on. It's gonna be stretched out when I'm done. It ain't got no elasticity or nothing, okay? So it looked cute just this one time. All right. Oh yes, and I am still drinking, okay, today. Like I said, I should have had a Sauvignon Blanc, okay? The Labelle Angel, uh, it's a Pinot Noir in France. I like this wine because it's not too strong. I know I used a wrong term the other day when I was describing the wine. I said it's watered down. It's really not watered down. What I'm trying to tell you is like it A lot of people don't like red wines because they feel like they taste too strong, they taste too earthy. They kind of give like mineral, a lot of strong minerals and salt flavors and things like that. This one is very even-bodied, okay? And I like it. If it was nasty and if it was watered down, I wouldn't be drinking it. You know, I would tell y'all, I'd be like, uh-uh, get me another bottle. All right, this bottle we honestly got from Publix. I love, you know, foreign wines, that I'm a foreign wine girl. You know, even though I love foreign too. I foreign. I screw foreign. Okay, so listen, you can get this bottle here at your local Publix or grocery store, or you could Google it. The Labelle, L-A-B-E-L-L, Angel Pinot Noir. And this pairs well, honestly, with, I would say, a nice spaghetti. Okay, um, what else would this pair well with? Um, not too— you know, I, you know, a lot of people think red with red steaks, and I'm like, it doesn't have to be that. It could be a nice veggie vegetable plate, guys. It could be a nice salad, like, because it's not too strong. It's not going to overpower your food at all. Like, you— this is a day— this is a daytime drinking wine, okay? Don't drink it dry with me, and definitely, okay, drink responsibly, all right? But you can get the wine, like I said, for all like $12, all right? It's very nice, very elegant, and I give it to the guests in the wine cellar. They love it. They love it, okay? Hopefully you'll enjoy it, okay? Cheers! All right, so Kim Kardashian, just when you think that she is going to retire from getting nutted on, right? You know, we all saw her, uh, give the laziest head in the world. I was like, is this what Black men like are like running to? Is this what they trying to say that we need to get better at? Because I saw her tape and it was very, very, very, very, very, very basic, very mediocre. They could have just released that on Google. It didn't even need to be considered porn. What I saw didn't arouse nobody, okay? I said, this has got to be the laziest I have ever seen. And then the fact that I think, I think Ray J made him, made his own self just get there, you know what I'm saying? He, she didn't do that. She was too late, didn't even want to open her mouth. Bitch, open your mouth. I'm telling you, I'll be critiquing sometimes. Like, she can't cheat, can't cheat, got nothing on me. That's how I be like, that hoe ain't got nothing on me. You see my mouth? I got a strong mouth. My mouth, that's why I've been married for as many years as I have, okay? It ain't just used for talking. Well, listen, but it's only for one man. So the thing about it is, like, I just— as soon as you done thought, after everybody in Hollywood done came on this lady face, Ray J, she done made $5 million from being a lazy— I said, man, I can make a bag if she could just, just sit down, lay down. How much can I get? How much you think Latasha Kebe table get? Who would you think it's running— run for on the black market? It, huh, J? What you think? I'm going to make sure I get my level best. I sure am. I'm going to make sure it breaks the internet. Okay, wait till my kids grown though. Mhm. So listen, they be like, my mama, you came up out of there. You did. Yep, that's exactly where I slid out. Yeah. Um, I ain't going to do that, y'all. I would never. Here's the thing, here's the thing. I'm just saying, just when you thought She was done getting nutted on. She's been single for a very long time, you know what I'm saying? Nobody is out here trying to claim her. I know she was down there at that, that Indian wedding. That's where everybody at now. All the celebrities is down there eating for food at the Indian wedding. The, the Indian billionaire done spent $325 million on his fat son, uh, to marry somebody pretty that can't stand his ass, you know what I'm saying? But for $325 million, he'd be the most attractive man I have ever seen. I should have had that wedding up here today, but we'll save that for another day, okay? I want to wait until the aftermath of the party because they partying right now over there. Yeah, but here's the thing. So now, um, after everybody has came on her face and now she can't get nobody to come on her face, um, she turns to salmon. So she is getting salmon sperm facials right now. But she went from Ray J sperm facials to— what was that? What was her husband named? Chris Humphries. Ain't no telling. The Game probably came on her face at this point. He done hit everybody. To now you are getting salmon sperm facials and still got dark circles under her eyes. I need to see the comments on this. I really need to see the comments on this. Somebody said fish on fish. Ed Miller, you going to hell. I cannot do this with you, okay? And so they're actually— I— they're actually marketing this. And this is the new thing after she sold them, them botched ass shots to everybody. Okay, ribs removed. Uh-huh. Yeah, what other surgery did she get, Jasmine? It was a lot. Thighs didn't match her ass. It was a lot going on. And now she want to say that's— first of all, first of all, hold on, hold on. If I'm going to think If they gonna try to sell me that sperm is the new facial, I got that for free at the house. They tryna say that this facial is running for $1,000, y'all. $1,000 for 7— I got it free at the house. It's sticky too, I can peel it off. It does as a chemical peel. And I could do a little micro needling with it too. Yeah, who told you this was salmon? She did. See, this is what I'm here for, guys. This is what I'm here for. So this, this facial in Hollywood, like I said, is starting at $1,000. Kim Kardashian posted. Uh-huh. Yeah, so this— y'all know salmon, they multiply by the, by the thousands, okay? They go up to the top of the river to have their babies. And now they taking the men that's impregnating them and, and, and, isn't this animal cruelty? Where is PETA? Where is PETA? This is a vampire facial, but it's mixed with salmon sperm. Mm-hmm. So her blood, mm-hmm, with the sperm, yeah, mm-hmm. You said that's calabasas for you? Yeah. You said, is this person from Nigeria? I don't know, you must be, you must be late. But I'm just saying, uh, what'd you say, Jasmine? Who's in the front? Yeah, they're in the front of it. I figured that because I'm talking to the winos here. But I'm just saying, y'all gonna pay $1,000 for some, for some salmon and nut on your face? Or would you just go to the store or to the Korean market, to the farmer's market, get the whole salmon First of all, how are they extracting the nut? Like, what is this, farm-raised nut? I just— I— somebody super chatted. Tasha, can you read that? I don't see any super chats, but thank you if you super chatted. Thank you so much. Okay, I didn't see the super chat, but if— what if it said— hey, moderators, could you tell me what the super chat said and I'll read it out? Okay. I'm just saying. And she got it for free because, you know, a lot of people— no, no, her face free. So they're trying to sell us this like it's gonna give us great skin. First of all, she already had good skin because she got money. So what is this going to do if you've made it your whole life? Well, she hasn't because she's had nut on her face her whole life. So I see why she's probably looking for a substitute, like, oh my God, this is the longest I've been without any type of dick. Any type of nut in my face. Is there any way that I could just go to a doctor legally and without actually putting the nut that the guy, you know, used on the girl in the Dollar Tree? Can I get some safe nut? Because like, have you seen that it has my skin glowing? I'm done. I— I— it's stinking, this picture. It smells like— it looked like it smelled like period blood. I'm not gonna lie to you. Like, I just— where's Peter when you need him? Serena is out here dissing Drake. Now, you do know she was one of Drake's bodies, of course. Drake knocked them all down. And I'm gonna be honest with you, I feel that's why a lot of women are really mad at Drake, is because like they thought Drake has— they— I've talked to a few women that have, that have hit Drake, and they really— Drake feeds them like he's going to be with them, you know what I'm saying? Like he makes you feel like it's all about you, you're the only one, and, um, he's already got the next one lined up. And so I know that he's been dissing Serena and, uh, dissing her husband. And, uh, you could tell that Serena's in love, uh, Serena's in love because, I mean, she's literally starting to look like her husband. The skin tones are almost the same. Glutathione. But she looks great nevertheless, don't get me wrong. Serena Williams is bad now. But I just noticed, you know, when people are married for a long time, they start to look alike. That's why people may say me and Shaq are brother and sister. But see, he dark, I'm dark, so we ain't getting lighter. I guess maybe this is what kind of comes with it. And you know, her wanting to, you know, to be— I guess to be seen as her daughter's mother. Like, people's like, this is your mom? It's your daddy? Yeah, this is your mom. Oh, I know she getting that at the PTA meetings. I didn't know that Serena Williams was your mother, and I didn't know that she was so that you're, you're, you're light. Yeah. Anyway, um, so she utilized, I guess, a moment at the, uh, where she was being honored, if I'm not mistaken. Okay. And she decided to diss Drake. Finally. Let's go. And if I've learned anything this year, it's that none of us, not a single one of us, not even me, should ever pick a fight with Kendrick Lamar. They not like us. They not like us. Okay. I ain't trying to get, uh, I ain't trying to get demonetized. All right, go ahead, you let it finish. He will make your hometown— wait, wait, wait, wait, who is that? Who told him to wear a white suit? Who is this guy? Who is it, the designer that told him to wear a white suit? His suit is whiter than his teeth. Okay, go ahead, finish the video. I just had to point that out. He will make your hometown not like you. The next time Drake sits courtside at a Raptors game, they're gonna Forrest Gump him. Sight's taken. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. Ain't nobody finna demonetize me. Did she really talk like the twins that hang with the Kardashian sisters? Does she? I didn't know she talked like that. I've seen her in interviews on the tennis court. I never heard her speak so— She from California, but do all Black women? I got friends that are Black from California. They don't talk like this. Yours do, Jasmine? I don't know why it sounds so forced. Let me hear that one more time. Like, scroll to the end, like where she was really talking. And if I've learned— okay, yeah, right there, right there. The next time Drake sits courtside at a Raptors game, they're gonna Forrest Gump him. Sight's taken. They not like us. They not— okay, okay. I just— I don't know. It doesn't feel real to me. It doesn't feel authentic at all. Okay, but, um, yeah, she finally got a lick back on Drake. And I was like, I don't know how Drake is going to come back from this. I just— I want to know what the plan is. Um, the fact that Kendrick single-handedly annihilated him in every single major rap city. Yeah, Tasha, you will probably sound like that too. No, I won't. You see how I sound? I'm from the South. Okay, you said— see, y'all said Serena be talking black most of the time. Okay, let me read these super chats. Thank y'all so much for even thinking of me. I appreciate that. Beautiful and Yellow, thank you so much. Diamond, uh, Lady D says, love you, Tasha. Love you, Tash. Fourth of July was my birthday. Happy belated birthday. Okay, and let's see, uh, Black Love says, didn't she have a skincare line? Kim Kardashian. Okay, cool. Uh, Measured Man says, Tasha, you gonna have me banned from your channel, but love you. My employees try to bring me, uh, bring up me being in the chat on Mondays. I'm the boss. Yeah, what you doing here? You supposed— you can't tell them to focus at work if you ain't focused, Measured Man. And what else? He got two messages. Okay, that's it. Well, thank you so much for the $40. Thank you for the $9.99. Thank you for the $9.99, $19.99. I'm going back to Marshalls to get me more outfits. I can get— let me see, 1, 2, 3— I can get 4 more outfits because this one was $20. Absolutely. Thank you so much. Actually, I can only get 3 because YouTube gonna take 30% of that. Okay, so listen, Tasha said, I'm from the South. That's right. Okay, listen, now moving on, moving on. So designer, I'm a little, I'm a little upset, I'm a little irritated, but I'm gonna let it slide because I know he in California and he on probation. Okay, and so we were supposed to interview him months ago when we interviewed Lyrica, and, um, you know, he said he wanted to wait till this project came out. And, uh, me and Designer did talk on FaceTime, and he did want to come out and tell his truth. And, you know, I'm no hater to Adam22 at all, you know what I'm saying? But, um, I felt like since this was a, uh, I don't know, a comeback moment I felt like I would've been better equipped to do the interview to humanize him, 'cause he is, I'm gonna be honest with you, this picture does him no justice. When I saw him on FaceTime, I said, "Whoa." Lyrica, her cat was wet, and I was like, "Lyrica, are you sleeping with this man?" I said, "Lyrica, are you sleeping with this man?" She was like, "No." I said, "You lying." I know a lying cat when I see one. You are, first of all, you on FaceTime, "I just finished my Tasha K interview, it was so nice." I was like, it was so good. And he was like, for real? And he really had that deep voice, you know what I'm saying? But I don't know who he sound like in this interview. But here he go, he's talking about— he's finally, you know, uh, talking about him, um, I guess exposing himself on a Delta flight and coming, uh, and then he was arrested for doing that. And so, you know, he sat down with Adam22 to explain why his Got hard on the flight. Let's go.

We just kept it going. Okay, and so like, what was going on? Was it a drugs thing, or like what led to you, uh, having this meltdown mentally? Adam, I wasn't in the right place. Like, I had a long time—

is he sweating or is that Blue Magic grease rubbed on his head? Why is he shining like that? Go ahead, Designer, go.

Think about this, and it's just like, literally, mentally, I wasn't in the right place. I was just like word, not controlling myself at the time. So from there— but so what, like, because I feel like part of the fascination with the storyline for people and why it went so viral is that people just didn't really understand. So was it like you thought that it was funny, or was it more something where like you were just fully like tweaked out of your mind and you didn't know what you were doing? Yeah, didn't know what I was doing. I was fully tweaked out my mind. This is when I was vegan. I didn't have enough sugar and stuff like that. Yeah, so it was like I was kind of like out of my body. It was an OBE experience, like, word. It really wasn't like who my character was, and it's just like, word, bro. I was on medication.

Now what we not gonna do is blame your— get— well, okay, I can see that, you know what I'm saying? People don't understand how great a vegan diet is and how it can get the blood running. But for him to say I was tweaked out of my mind but I was on a vegan diet and my sugar was That's why I decided to alleviate myself in first class. I said, uh, I didn't know low blood sugars contributed to hard, and I, I do know vegan diets can contribute to hard, but not low blood sugars. And I didn't know tweaked meant So you vegan, but you do— you, you, you, you, you partying with Diddy? Like, is that what we call tweak nowadays? You partying with Diddy? Instead of him using, uh, uh, Sprite and promethazine, he's using pineapple, uh, uh, uh, freshly juiced, uh, pineapple juice and promethazine? What are we doing? What does this mean? See, that's what I'm saying. That's why I should have sat down because I would have been like, uh-uh, rewind that back. What you mean vegan? What does that mean? See, they don't be asking the right questions for me. But we're gonna make sure we get this designer interview and I'm gonna ask the right questions because I want to know what went through his head. Both of them. Who remembers this? Let me see the comments. Who remembers this? You said he was on that other Sugar. Lipping hard maybe, but not pleasuring yourself on the plane. None of the vegans I know react like the exact— tweak, not eating meat. Like, that's what I'm saying. Like, what is it? Somebody said panda, panda, panda. It was on that panda. Could you imagine him telling the judge, look, my sugar was low, Judge. Sir, why were you beating your meat? Sir, I don't eat meat. Sir, you know what the hell I meant. Why were you beating your meat on a Delta flight? Sir, I don't eat meat. Well, sir, why were you alleviating yourself? 'Cause my sugar was low. Somebody said Perkins said, what a hell of a joke. It really is. Listen, somebody said, you notice how all these people got an excuse, uh, the ones that were dealt with Diddy. I'm done. Let me see who just gave me the, um— I'm gonna start looking at y'all super chats. I'm wrong for that, okay? Speaking of interviews, Tasha, I've been thirsty to watch that Yummy P interview. How you become a member real quick? You subscribe to tashaklive.com, okay? Go to the website, subscribe to tashaklive.com, and it is right there, okay? Somebody said perks, perks, perks. I got perks in Atlanta. But we got— we gonna get that interview, don't you worry. And I'm gonna ask him, because let me tell you, be honest with you, designer real fine. Let me see if my husband gonna clear this interview, because he, he, you know, one thing he know is his wife And he got a real deep voice. He was jazz. I was like, I said, Lyrica, that's you. I was like, you better— I was just like that girl at, um, Boyz n the Hood. And I was like, oh child, who is that? I wonder if he got a girlfriend. And Lyrica was like, yes. Oh, well, you better watch his ass. That was me. Well, don't you got a husband? Yes, that's for me. All right, moving on, moving on. All right, listen, listen, we coming up on our last topic. All right, we're gonna talk about Shawnee O'Neal and Keyon. All right, in Houston, uh, they're going through some problems right now, and so we're going to discuss that. And then after that, we're gonna head to, uh, tashakelive.com. Charles and Neta done sent the threat to their promoter. We're definitely going to discuss that. We're also going to discuss Bernice Bogoss, okay, T.I.'s ex-mistress. How she gonna— I was like, finally, when she found somebody, she finally found somebody and he still wouldn't claim her. Definitely gonna be discussing that. Who else we're gonna be discussing over there? Uh, uh, Candace Owens coming for the LGBTQ community. I said, y'all got more smoke for me than you got her. Her platform bigger than mine, okay? Uh, Diddy threatening Vibe. Uh, back in the day, definitely gonna be discussing that. Oh my God, and Denia Jackson is still fighting with Derrick Jackson's hoes. Okay, they are fighting each other. We're gonna definitely, uh, discuss that. Uh, a pastor charged with hitting his wife. We got to get that. And, uh, Mary J. Blige being, uh, a side bitch. All I really want is to be happy, to find a love that's right. That would be so sweet. Hey, all I really want, oh, is to be happy. I wanna be happy. Yeah, yeah, I know what's mine. Fun, sweet. I don't know the, uh, the words. That's all I know, okay? But I do know that Case came out during a TV One episode and said that Mary J. Blige was willingly, uh, participant— participated side bitch while he had a fiancée. We definitely going to discuss that. I know she hot right now, bro. I know Mary J done called this thing up to cuss him out. We going to discuss all of that on TashaKLive.com. Make sure you subscribe because we're going to head right on over there right after this live. So it should be around 9:30 when we get started, okay? Again, TashaKLive.com to subscribe to see that full show and much, much more, okay? And so that's just the peek of what we're discussing over there right after this show. Okay, and don't forget, in Orlando, I'mma see y'all this Sunday. Warning, low ticket sales. All right, you can get your tickets on my website, tashakonstage.com. After that, this, uh, Saturday, we're going to be in Boston, Massachusetts at City Winery. Those tickets are on sale right now, tashakonstage.com. And we're going to be in New York the very next day at City Winery. Those tickets are also on my website, tashkayonstage.com. Drop them ticket emojis in the chat if I'm gonna see and party with any of y'all. I cannot wait. Okay, why? It's gonna be White Noise Weekend up north, Boston and New York. What are the odds of that? Okay, listen, you know I'm only coming up there because it's warm. That's right. Okay, all right, so listen, uh, Shawnee O'Neal. Okay, first of all, uh, I do want to send my, my prayers to Houston. I wish I could send some money, but I ain't got none. Okay, so, um, I'm just kind of one of those that keep it real, um, you know. So my prayers are strong because let me tell you something, anything that I pray for, I get. There was a moment where I didn't pray, and then I ended up getting something that I didn't pray to go away. And so now I make sure I stay in my prayers. Okay, yes I do. Lord, I pray for the shows, after the show, during the shows. Y'all don't even know I stay in prayer. All right, so here's the thing, um, if you are watching from Houston now, um, I do— my heart and prayers do go out with you guys. Like I said, I wish I could, uh, you know, make a donation, but I heard they don't even be giving y'all the donations anyway. Okay, and so, um, I don't know what you want me to do, but here's the thing, I'm just kind of real like that, you know. But I did see what happened. And you know, I'm in Florida, we got our hurricanes as well too. So, you know, every time something happened, like I said, y'all need to start looking at the positivity in hurricanes because this is the time, this is the season for you to gain abundance. If you own a house, if you're trying to move, if you own a car and you're trying to get it from under that car, you know what I'm saying, if you're trying to get, uh, you know, new furniture, now is the time to sit it outside. If your TV's got stripes, you know what I'm saying, the lightning hit my TV, now's the time to file that claim. Now is the time to get what is yours, okay? So look at it as a positive. My mama don't got plenty. Listen, and not, not of her father, her own, is by the government for cloud seeding. Mm-hmm. They thought they was gonna gentrify Panama City, and around and found out now they can't gentrify because the insurance companies weren't prepared for all them claims that came in and all them new houses that they had to build or rebuild and cars that they had to replace. Florida been on game, okay? Been on game. So yeah, you supposed to be on the news, oh my God, I lost everything. They took it all, but God gave it back. Now, if it was in the Bahamas, it would be a problem, okay? Because they— I don't think they have insurance policies like we got. But, um, that's why we got them. Utilize them. All right, let me see the comments because I know y'all probably dragging me right now. Some of this bitch is insensitive. I'm just trying to give you ways, um, that you can kind of, uh, think about it. There's always a plus. There's always a blessing on the other side. Okay, it's not gonna rain forever. The rainbow shall come out. All right, everything's alleged, even my name's allegedly. Okay, so listen, I'm not scamming. I never said I was scamming. What I said is your perception ain't always got to be bad. You ain't always got to be seeing the negative in something, okay? Just because, like I said, there's a hurricane, you don't have to wait for Beyoncé to come drop some meals and say hi to y'all, you know what I'm saying? You need, you need answers and you need instant results. And let me tell you, listen, you said the Bahamas get their money too? Okay then, okay. All right, listen, they said please ask Jasmine for my Super Chat 12 minutes ago. Jasmine, who, who was the Super Chat? So we leveling up through insurance policies. Allegedly. I'm just saying, don't buy no cars in Florida. Like I said, I was just like, like during our flood that we had a couple weeks ago, true, true story. We— like I said, I got a monster truck. I have a monster truck, like the Tonka truck, right? So you know, it's black, blacked out, everything, you know what I'm saying? People, they be like, you so little, what you doing in that truck? I'll be having white men stop me all the time and be jealous. Oh my God, this is your truck? Yeah, my Oh, you wanna— you, you, you know, I know you and your little Honda. Yeah, that's right. Anyway, but I saw a girl and you could tell she was trying to clearly get out of that car payment because I'm like, you knew that the streets was flooded. Why do you have a Mini Cooper driving down the flooded streets? And now it's— and she's steady trying to crank it just just running water up in there. I said, girl, you better get that chick. I said, no, she did not bring a Mini Cooper out during the flood. No, she did not. Okay, shout out to Vegan Life Vegan Life. Okay, so listen, I'm just saying, there's always good in every bad situation. That's right. And so with this here, uh, carry-on, uh, Keon is his name. Keon. Um, so I, I heard that they church— not I heard, I saw. We got the pictures. You got the pictures, Jasmine? Um, this is the before of the church. Okay. All right. And this is the after of the church. Okay. So the ceiling has caved in. They said the north side of the church is, um, just destroyed, and it's closed right now indefinitely. So they're trying to figure out where they're going to hold service. Michael Brown said, not a Mini Cooper. Yes, I'm trying to tell y'all, y'all got to listen. See, I can't try that because my, my truck ride right through the water, okay? Right through the water. They don't even touch the engine, it's so high, you know? So that's what you got to have when you living in Florida. I don't know why they be getting these lowriders and stuff, but I know why. It's like when they need a check. My grandma used to just put hers in the river. When she was alive. She gone now, you know what I'm saying? Especially she needed money to go down to Biloxi and gamble with. Look at me telling all my grandma business, but she gone now. Anyway, so the church has collapsed, all right? And so a lot of members, you know, um, I, I don't know how the members feel about this, but you know, this is how my brain work because I was just like, what? And Keon just, um, telling a member Uh, This the Other Day. Name of Jesus. I lift my hands, I lift my hands. The only voice— you know this clip went viral. Go ahead, stop it. You know this clip went viral. The lady was hollering out to the Lord. She was trying to pray for the church. She had felt something, but he came out to do interviews on Tamara Hall to tell us why he told his church member to shut the up, right? And so people was like, that's the Holy Ghost. But he was like, I know her, I know when she faking and she doing too much. But the thing about it is, it's like, now that the church look like this— let me see— you think that he would have just let her prayers come through because she saw something and felt something that obviously you didn't? Because fame, my brother, has gotten in the way. I said, who comes on Tamron Hall to tell us why he told his member to shut the fuck up, that she was faking. And she was screaming out to God, don't take it, don't take the check, don't take it! And now that ticket is done and shut— hey, hey, shout out And she shut up. Blur it one more time. Hey, stop her. Hush, hush.

Silence in the name of Jesus.

In the name of Jesus. I lift my hands. The only voice I want heard is his. Oh, praise. She was trying to save you them tithes and offerings that you get on Sunday, and now you can't collect on them. And Shawny done gave up her $50,000 a month spousal support check because she didn't need his check no more, but now she going to need Shaquille O'Neal to run that back. I got to see y'all comments. I was ready. Cedar Grove said, I was ready for the next topic. I used to go to Pastor Henderson's church when I moved to Houston in 2017, and this new marriage never made sense with him and his previous wife seemed happy. Oh, wine to spill it over on this Sunday. Jesus made wine. Yes, he did. Yes, he did. So you said the lady probably prayed for that church to collapse. She was trying to pray. Like I said, I ain't never seen no pastor go on no press run with his wife, okay, to tell why he telling her to shut up. The only God voice he want to hear is God and not hers. Let me say, I said that your hair is beautiful. Hold on for a second. You're giving Toni Braxton a run for her money. Oh, I'm gonna take that, honey. Yeah, I wish I had Toni Braxton's weight. Shit, I'm thick up here, child. Now listen, Pimping in the pulpit. And so, um, yeah, listen, uh, Houston, like I said, my heart goes out to you. Um, but, um, like I said, I feel that lady was trying to pray for this very moment here, and now ain't none of them got no money, okay? Ain't none of them got no money coming in every Sunday. They ain't even got no money to help out their church members. They just told them, stay home, don't come here. Whatever you— the church ain't got it, don't come here. Not here. Tasha, please come to Columbus. I know you're coming to Cleveland. Columbus? Hey, Columbus on the, uh, hey, Columbus, Ohio on the list? I'm coming to Cincinnati. I thought Columbus was on the list. Jason, text me. I know he watching right now. Jason, didn't we get a contract with Columbus? If not, we in Cincinnati and Cleveland, okay? Tickets on sale, tashakayonstage.com. Now they gonna get a temporary church. Yep, at the Winn-Dixie and Piggly Wiggly. Absolutely. Absolutely. Just where the schools are, they're gonna be right beside the university, okay, in Ashaba Plaza. Yeah. So what'd you say? Columbus is on— what day is Columbus on, huh? November 3rd. We will be in Columbus, Ohio. November 3rd, we'll be in Columbus, Ohio. You talking about Shaquille O'Neal? Pray for that. Trying to get in that basketball— she ain't getting that. But that is them Basketball Wives. Shanks ain't thick like that. Okay, they— did they have insurance? They did, but you know they ain't going to use the whole insurance check on the church. Who would be crazy enough to do that, huh? Who would be crazy enough to get a whole insurance check? You only allocate 30% of the check to the church. The rest you, you keep. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. So listen, listen, listen, okay? Or maybe he prayed for this to happen so he could get a bigger church. Who knows? I don't know. You know, it's a lot of— a lot of Nigerians in Houston. Listen, but nevertheless, we are praying for all the, the residents of Houston. Uh, definitely the church members and things like that. But, but Keyah did say, just don't come here looking for no groceries. Don't come here. Don't come now. Whatever you do, just don't come here. Joe O's still open. Thank y'all so much for watching. Listen, listen, this is, uh, my last show until next Wednesday, okay? Uh, because I have a live show on Sunday in Orlando. And so I cannot wait to see you guys there in Orlando for the live show. Uh, tickets are on sale right now, tashakayonstage.com. I'll also be— so Fuckery Friday will be done, uh, I believe next week from Boston, okay? So I will be doing my Fuckery Friday live from Boston at my residence, okay? I'm gonna see if Bethenny Frankel will let me use her crib if she allow Black people inside. Okay, so listen, and then so you are gonna get fucking ready, but it just won't be in my studio because I'm gonna be traveling up north for these shows. Okay, so we got Boston on Saturday, we got New York on Sunday, uh, Boston the 20th, uh, New York on July 21st. The tickets are low, so please get them now before they run out. TashakayOnStage.com. All right, and then I believe after That my next show is not until August 4th, which is Miami. So I'm pre-warning y'all about what's about to go on, okay? And, uh, just a few announcements. Let me— the church announcements, okay? We got to do a church announcement segment, okay? Sister Tasha got something to say, all right? So listen, just a few announcements I got to make. Um, we definitely want to pray for the residents of Houston, all right? I definitely want to pray for the residents of Houston, uh, anybody that was caught in a storm's path. Okay, uh, also if it's your birthday today, happy birthday. The church will be serving plates a little later in the cafeteria below. Okay, and so plates will be $5. We are not giving out free birthday plates because, uh, uh, ties was a little low last Sunday. Okay, let me see. I heard the bishop likes to dip his big toe in the man pond. We're not gonna do that now. Shawnee is desperate. Mike Daddy, unless he done dipped his big toe in you, Mike, did he? Okay, listen, thank you so much for all the Super Chats and the donations and things like that. Uh, also, so, uh, as far as for Unwind with Tasha K, um, I will be moving this show to, uh, 5 o'clock. Okay, I am now getting of age and I want to go to bed by 9:30, right? So, uh, any live shows will be slightly moved back, uh, to 5 o'clock, uh, and then we will do the second show at 7. That way I'm in bed by 8:30, 9, okay? Uh, I can brush my teeth and everything. Listen, because I got a whole ritual I do at night. I pray and everything like that. And now I'm— my shows is so late that I don't— I missed the whole prayer for the next day. So my prayers for the next day and not this day. Thank you so much, Sidewest, uh, for the $2 Super Chat. That yellow and gold is on point. Thanks so much. Also, uh, what, what I want to say, uh Uh, there's another announcement I got to make, Jasmine. Shit, it's on the tip of my tongue. I will be on vacation. Listen to me, okay? I'm going to give y'all my dates right now. I will be on vacation, vacation for 2 weeks. I hate when you, you know, you put your time in for the job, right? And they still call you when you on vacation and try to act like you on call. I'm not on call. What'd you say, Jasmine? That's how I'm doing it. Jasmine's like, oh, that's how you're doing it. My vacation days will be as of, uh, the 14th, okay, right, of August to the 28th of August, okay? So August 14th, make sure y'all write that down, moderators. The 14th to the 28th, I will be on vacation. My phone, email, and everything will be off. Okay? And I will return to work on August 30th. Okay? It may even stretch, all right, to September 4th. It depends on if my flight get delayed or, you know, you just never know. So I will be on vacation. Don't call me, don't text, don't ask me for nothing. I ain't got it. I'm going to sleep. Okay? What else? Let me see. Any other announcements? So I'm gonna be preparing y'all for this vacation so y'all won't be like, where's Tasha? Where's Tasha? Guess what? It sounds like a tea gift hiatus. Uh, I work for myself. I work for myself. Okay, happy birthday, Lavonda, August 14th. I won't be here to tell you. Okay, so listen, okay, August 30th resumes work. All right, so listen, uh, go, uh, Mr. Diddy, uh, court hearing. Okay. Uh, wedding skirt. I'm just going on vacation, all right? Now I can't afford to take a Sherri Shepherd vacation and take a whole 2 months off. Y'all ain't even gonna let me do that. So I'm doing— I'm giving myself 2 weeks, and I'm telling y'all a month and a half in advance, okay? Now don't be talking— see what I'm talking about, Shantineree Davis? Now, Tasha, I know you can lie. Is somebody— you make sure you won't pay those subscriptions. That's okay, because I'm gonna drop, I'm gonna drop content to make sure y'all keep them up. That part. Who you think you're talking to? Thank you for that. You're gonna pause your subscriptions because I'm on vacation? Uh-uh, the content's still gonna be rolling out because it's gonna be pre-recorded. Now what? So happy birthday. So listen, Thank you so much. Uh, we will see you again next, uh, Wednesday. I am really gonna try to do, uh, uh, happy hour on Tuesday. I'm trying, I'm trying. I miss happy hour with y'all. It may end up going down on why no Latasha K Clips, which is why no gang podcast on my second channel. So, uh, make sure you subscribe to that channel. Um, and it just may be like just a personal Q&A for happy hour, like how we used to do it back in the day. I just set up my phone, my laptop and we just do it like how we used to do it back in the day, you know what I'm saying? Because those were the nice happy hours and stuff. Now they done got too commercialized, and I feel like they're not real. They're not real personable, you know what I'm saying? So I want to bring back that personableness, you know what I'm saying? So make sure y'all subscribe to Tasha K Clips. Also, again, Orlando this Sunday. Warning, low ticket sales. Please get your tickets if you coming to the show, all right, to come party with us, all right? Show starts at 6:30, doors open at 5:30. Tashakonstage.com. And again, we're gonna be in Boston in New York next weekend. We'll actually be going live from Boston for Fuckery Friday, okay, both shows. And then we'll be at the City Winery on Saturday, July 20th, and we'll be at the City Winery in New York on Sunday, July 21st, okay. I love you guys. Again, thank y'all for chilling with me. We're about to head over to tashaklive.com. The show is going to start at 9:30 PM Eastern Standard Time. The live is already up. Make sure you get your subscriptions. And with that being said, uh, I love y'all, and now I got to go. See how I tell everybody I love them. Jasmine, don't let that tell everybody I love them. I love them. Hold on for a second. Who is this? Oh, okay. Oh, okay. We did have a church announcement from Miss Mary that just came in, um, and she said that September 1st and 2nd, uh, I will be— okay, I have two shows, but what are those shows? How's he gonna say I got two shows on September 1st and 2nd? That are live and not tell me the shows. We got Cleveland, Ohio on September 1st and St. Louis on September 2nd. Okay, so Cleveland, Ohio on September 1st, tickets are on sale. tashakayonstage.com. Cleveland, get ready because right after they get off vacation, I'm gonna be fresh, brain gonna be working. Okay, I'm gonna be a little fat because you know you gain weight when you're on vacation, right? I'm gonna eat what I want, I'm gonna do what I want. I'm gonna sleep when I want. I'm gonna do what the hell I want to do. And then September 2nd, St. Louis. Stand up, y'all. Get y'all tickets. All right. And then, uh, Columbus, Ohio, November 3rd. All right, I love you guys. Now I gotta go. Bye.