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We in this show Friday, you got already waiting backstage at Lincoln. Okay, if you new over here, you definitely have to hit that subscribe button. Moderators, we don't block over here because we try to let them talk as much shit as they want to talk and let them drink as much as they want to drink. So if anybody ask you what you doing down here, around here, let them know we This is my name, allegedly. Y'all better be hitting the wine glass, okay? I got to say allegedly during these shows too because we end up sometimes spilling gossip just by default. It's just, it's in our blood, it's in our DNA, okay? And so listen, I know we trending out there, but we'll discuss that on Friday, okay? So y'all make sure y'all are here parked for Fridays. All right, so listen, this is Shoot Your Shot. You guys know that we are casting for talent to join us on our tour, to open up our tour, uh, next year for 2026. Those tickets should be ready here, um, in the next month or and a half or so. So stay tuned, on the lookout for your city. The Winos is definitely coming to shut it down. All right, so listen, this is Shoot Your Shot, a virtual open mic talent show. Okay, winner of this episode takes home $300. $300, $300, okay? But you got to be good, all right? All we're going to do as judges, me, Sean Davey Way, as well as Derrick King, comedian Derrick King, is going to get you to the end. But whether or not you cross the picket line, that is between you and the winos that are watching all over the world right now. I believe we're streaming on X, we're also streaming on Beagle, we're also streaming on Twitch, and we're also streaming on Facebook and YouTube as well, okay? And so, um, just make sure if you want to Shoot Your Shot. The link is being shared in the chat box with you guys. And so all you got to do is jump on. Who knows, you may win $300 a day and a chance to go on and compete, okay, with our other episodic winners for a chance to open up our tour, okay? And so listen, without further ado, let me go ahead and introduce my host. How you doing? Sean Davey, wait, what's up, dog? Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! I was watching that movie a couple weeks ago on the plane. It was so good.

It was a shirt inspired by very so much, or referee. I'm having Foot Locker employee, you know, since the girl so mad and how I—

it's all good. So, Jasper, can we turn him up? We need to hear him, okay? Uh, or he need to turn himself up. Turn your volume up, Sean. We need to hear everything that you saying because you know you be roasting out of these. You be having me getting cussed out in my email. Latasha, I didn't come on your show to be embarrassed and I was like, I did not bring you on my show to embarrass you, but you, you must know what Sean is going to do.

Well, do you think I'm really embarrassing people?

No, I think I just keep it real. I just keep it real, and I coddle people, so that's probably why they be—

You are. You're, you're very much Paula, which is annoying sometimes. But, um, yeah, I feel like I just give it— if you're good, I'm gonna say you're good. If you're trash, I'm gonna say you're trash.

Like, I mean, it just is what it Unlike, unlike Derek, as long as you could cook and you got a muumuu on with no drawers on, he gonna push you through. Come on, comedian Derek. Oh, oh, y'all act like I care about all that.

Oh crap.

Hell yeah, you can get pushed through. Make sure— no, damn, don't say that. I ain't trying to get—

all you gotta do is come on the stream with a plate. Please do. You do. Please do.

Listen, and if you heavy around the milking area.

Uh-oh.

Take the support out, I promise I won't hear nothing you see your ass say. Let the wine sort it out. I, you, I push it through.

Why they say that women with big titties are married, are the first ones to get married? Why is that? Why y'all don't marry the women with the big butts? Why only the big titties? What's going on?

I can watch TV with titties. I can't put your face in the couch and watch TV with your ass.

And you can't feed no baby with no booty.

You cannot.

But you don't like booties, so why all these girls going to get booties?

Let me explain something to you. We like booties whenever you bent over and turned around and we back there, you know, making a movie. But okay, other than that, man, let me tell you something. I want— my auntie told me, I think I was 17, she said, boy, every girl you get got big titties. I was like, really? Yes, the reason for that. I love— I love titties so much. Hell, at one point in my life I had a pair of my own. These motherfuckers got so goddamn big. This is when I knew—

I believe that, Derek, because you do eat a lot of Popeye's chicken.

Re-fucking-laxing. It's next to me right now. But I got so— Tasha, at one point I got so big, I knew I got too big because a girl was riding me and my motherfucking titties started doing this shit here. I said, hey, this is not okay. Nigga, anytime a nigga titties—

about last week's winner.

My bad, my bad.

Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Thank you, Richard. When I saw you in her talking, something deep down in my soul —said cry girl when I saw you in fur walking around. Who said I was just, I was just sitting here thinking of your kiss in your— All right, Regent! Shout out to Regent! Did you get a chance to thank Regent? Because you know, last week you said you had invited Regent out, it was your birthday, you were gonna let open up your show for you. Um, her mom was supposed to bring a plate. Did you get a plate?

Let me ask you something. Did you get a plate? I cook every night. I'm talking about from Regis and her— and her funky-ass mama. She was supposed to meet you.

Did you get a plate?

Birthday boy. And again, if you ain't get one, neither the fuck did I. That's the whole point. Hell no, I ain't Regis or her mama. No, they did not show up. Regis don't know. That night I made— I ain't gonna say what I made. Let's say this right here, I was gonna pay Regis $500 to be there.

What? No, don't be trying to get her $500.

You know how they be like, well, I was gonna give it to you, right?

No, no, no, listen, there's, there's no reason I would tell her that up front. Somebody else made that money that night.

I should have got— I should have got my ass on down there.

Well, be very clear, I gave somebody $500 that night based upon what I'm— man, listen, I just thought the girl was gonna come through.

Let's be clear, did they sing to you?

They didn't sing to me. The person that, that got the money, they didn't sing to me. They were just singing, and I mean putting on a mother-loving show.

Oh, that was better on the show.

Better than Regis?

It was a guy. I don't know, I don't know if I would compare their voices and say better, man. Uh, well, stronger. A stronger voice. Does that make sense, Sean? Like, the voice was stronger and probably more polished. I think Regis's, um, her voice is not as mature as it should be. Nothing wrong with Regis's voice.

You just said a man was singing for you.

I didn't say that. That's not what I said. Is that what the fuck she's screaming about?

I think Sean was still stuck on the fact that it was a man and you just kept casually Talking like—

no, what I'm saying is I said there was a man singing. I didn't say you got serenaded.

You got serenaded by man.

You know what, I wasn't even gonna say this part.

He's saying a lot of them quadruple X boxing.

I don't know what song you—

sorry, I'm gonna sing y'all, I'm gonna sing y'all one of his songs. And I'm gonna tell y'all who it was. The man was my cousin. His name is JK.

Kiki Wyatt was accused of sleeping with her cousin and even opened up a church with him. She took him from her house. But listen, we're gonna hold on that right there. Listen, we're gonna go ahead and shout out the sponsors after the break. We got some, uh, uh, singers, poets, rappers, everybody waiting backstage to shoot their shot for a chance to win $300, okay? This is the last episode that you can kind of get in for your chance to come on and compete against the other episodic winners, okay? And so listen, hit that link Like, share, subscribe. We'll be right back after the break. We got some sponsors we need to brag about. Let's go. Conference located in Albuquerque, New Mexico. It starts December 1st through 4th, and it's gonna have over 1,500 educators, parents, chefs, and things like that that are implementing changes right now in our children's nutrition at the schools, meaning healthier school lunches. I'm excited to meet Ron Finley, the gangster Mr. Gardner. I've been following him for years. He's going to be this year's keynote speaker, and I want to let you know that tickets are on sale and they're going fast. And so listen, if you care like I care and you are tired of having to pack lunches every day, especially if we're taxpaying citizens, then put your money where your mouth is and be in Albuquerque, New Mexico, December 1st through December 4th. Get your tickets now before they're sold out, okay? Decision makers are going to be at this conference implementing changes in schools across America. So don't wait, grab your ticket right now at farmtoschool.org/conference. Use my coupon code TASHA K25 to get 25% off your ticket. Winos, I'ma see you in Albuquerque if you care.

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Hey, um, Derek, how y'all doing? I'm ordering. I found my wedding present.

No, no, no, Sasha, I found my wedding Yeah, Derek, we're crashing a wedding.

I don't want to know where. Sean, what is your— what is your gift? We just saw a commercial. That's good, Sean, I appreciate that.

Don't even order it, I get them for free because you know I'm a sponsor, you know. So we gotta get her something.

We got you. Are they edible?

Yeah, you can hit your wife, your soon-to-be wife, in all three holes.

Oh, I, I'm, I'm, I'm a two-hole man. Damn sure not a three-hole, brother. This ain't bowling and my name ain't Sean.

It don't go far enough. What?

Who's first backstage? Karma. Guys, remember the link is in the description box for your chance to shoot the show.

Hi, Karma, how are you?

Hi. Hi, Karma.

Oh, you want to make it, you want to make it, don't you?

Is this how I be looking on camera with my cleavage out?

Hell yeah, that's how I want to make it, girl. You a star, you a star. I don't even know what to tell you, your ass gonna make it.

Welcome to Hollywood. All right, listen, they are independent contractors, so if you want to sue them, you sue them, not me for harassment. Yes.

We see you in the finals.

What are you doing today, Karma? So I'm going to be rapping. I'm going to do a little freestyle for y'all. And where are you from? I'm from St. Louis. OK. All right. All right, St. Louis. OK. All right, so go ahead. Floor is yours. We expect you to blow the whistle, Derek. He won't need to. He won't need to. Go ahead, girl. Shoot your shot. OK. So it's gonna be an Uchi Wally freestyle. So I know y'all familiar. Okay, okay. So he got that Uchi Wally Wally, I got that bang bang, you ain't that main thing, stay up in your Tory Lanez, they doing anything for the fame, he coming back boomerang, most slick, no Rick James, yeah, this chain hang low like jibs, yeah, I'm from the Lou, I gotta get it how I live, it's been a minute since I spit it with no warning, but he messed up with the sight, see no quarantine, spitting fire No COVID, I'ma make you feel it even though I'm the one who wrote it. I know that I'm a winner. The flow is masculine and feminine like Bruce Jenner. We used to make it rain ass cold like a blizzard. I had that stove on no heat during the winter and keep that iron on me like I'm working at the cleaners. He like me better 'cause I'm nastier, but yet I'm cleaner. I'm hot like Pasadena. I told you when I see you, hey, you ain't got my money. Close the door like that preacher. I gotta feed two kids, charging double for a feature. They hating from the bleachers. They epileptic, but— hold up. All right, Karma. OK. So we're going to let Derek, because we already know he's going to say yes. Sean, he actually does give a critique, a good critique. So we're going to let the serious person go first. Sean, what do you think of Miss Karma? Bars.

I like you. I do. I think that you can spit. I think you know you can spit. I was listening to like Uchiwale in my head, like dum dum dee da, like as you were rapping. And it was gonna be like— it actually was. I'm like, okay, like she actually owned, you know, on course. So I'm going to say yes based off of this, based off of you are polished. I do like that. I do like that. Thank you. I do like you from St. Louis. I do like that, that you're from the Midwest. Um, and you flow like it, like you have a flow like you from the Midwest. Like you don't get like a New York or Florida or Atlanta. You definitely give Midwest, and I like that about you. So I'ma say yes based off of those qualities Okay, so it's a yes for me. Thank you.

All right, so listen, uh, all right, Derek, we know it's a yes, but okay, Karma.

Yes, Derek. Karma, uh, I have a question. How many tattoos do you have?

I gotta lie, I'm working on my back right now.

Yes, yes, yes, work on it, work on it, work on it.

Yeah, I probably— they big, it's big stuff though, so I probably got like 30.

So listen, I'm actually afraid of women with tattoos on their chest. I think y'all like to fight. I usually don't talk to—

I'm a pretty girl, look, short nails, I'm a pretty girl.

That's fine by me, but I feel like y'all like to— if you don't fight, you antagonize. Now minus that, girl, listen, I used to live in U-City off of Olive and Hanley. Uh, the, the, uh, reference to Gia's chain hang low That— see, listen, that tells me that you're writing about the city. You got a great flow to you. Um, I liked— I enjoyed it. I did. Thank you. Looks aside, the talent is there. That's the main thing. The talent is there. So I don't know if you— if you were reading the lyrics, or— I want you to feel it more. Like, it felt like it was kind of a little stiff. Do be more performative. But I enjoyed it, so the answer is yes.

Okay, I'm the second time. I'mma, I'mma turn it up for you. Yeah, it's up to the winos. I, you know, I'm, I'm the type of person, if I vibe to it, I vibe to it. I was vibing. Um, I like it a lot. It reminds me, I don't know, I could see you on— if they made a rendition of it, This Is Ladies Night, and I can see her like rapping in that era and stuff like that. Yeah. Because everybody rapping about their coochies and stuff now, and I'm just like, we don't wanna— yeah, like, we like to, you know, we like that feel-good music. So, um, it's a definite yes for me. So, but it's up to the winos, so hold backstage, all right? And so they'll let you through. So listen, we, we starting off already sending the first person through. That's rare. Told y'all, why you don't want people rapping about her coochie?

She can rap about her coochie.

I wonder how it's doing. She sure can.

I want to hear, I want to hear what's going on down there. Sure.

Well, if she raps about her coochie, we're just going to make sure she plugs Officially Pleasure, that she uses officiallypleasure.com's Wet Kitty clear, hypoallergenic, odorless, uh, under a bottle as a gift. Getting married? So you're gonna give her the box that we're giving you for your wedding present?

Other people gives like Well, I just thought that maybe it's not me. Maybe she has somebody that they want to share that with. I'm going to St. Louis in 2 weeks. Just meet me at the airport, I hand it to you. Nothing, nothing big, you know. Want to see family. Who's next?

Jesus Christ, tricking ass niggas. Uh, who? Poet versus poet. How you doing, poet versus poet? I can't hear you. Unmute yourself and take that gum out your mouth. Versus Poet? Yes. How y'all doing? What's up, what's up, what's up? So, um, where are you from? Uh, well, my name is actually Rapunzel the Poet and I'm a comedian from Tampa, Florida. Okay, so you're not doing poetry? No, ma'am. Okay, shout out to Tampa, Florida. That's my area. All right, I'm from Bay County, so you already know what that is. All right, so, uh, I guess, you know, you know, we got a professional comedian here in the house, uh, so he's gonna be the main one critiquing you as well. So go ahead and, uh, shoot your shot. $300 is on the line and a chance to go on tour with me. Let's go. All right, what's up, y'all? How y'all doing? Good, good, good, good to see y'all. Well, you know, times is hard, you know what I'm saying? Times is really hard right now, you know what I mean? First I looked in the, uh, refrigerator, first thing that came to my mind was, are we moving the fuck? You know what I'm saying? What is really happening, you know what I mean? Really hard times for you, what I'm saying? Yeah. Yes, girl. This, you know what I'm saying? Like, times is hard right now. I think time's too hard today, y'all. What y'all think? I wouldn't know nothing about it, but it's okay. Yeah, but go ahead. Time's too hard today, y'all. Last nigga I talked to, somebody, he want to go 50/50 on the Plan B. 50/50 on the Plan B. Nigga said I can get the Plan B or I could get lunch. So I never did get lunch, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's how it be. It's happy right now. Times is really difficult right now. Thank y'all. All right, okay, so, uh, we're gonna start with the comedian, Derek. Thank you so much, Poet vs. Poet. I'm Rapunzel the Poet, by the way.

Okay, all right, Rapunzel, I, uh, thank you for coming on tonight. Um, Uh, I didn't like it. I didn't like it because of, uh, it sounded like you were extremely unsure. When you're doing a show like this, man, we're not going to be responding to you other than in laughter. You don't have to ask the audience questions, even if you're performing live. Don't ask the audience questions. What you, what you should do is— I was teaching somebody this the other night— you should make statements that makes the audience respond. Don't say what y'all think, it doesn't matter. You got 45 seconds. I actually gave you 1 minute. I went a little longer with you just to see if it was going to pick up, and it did not. My answer is no, but I, you know, maybe you should have done poetry, but the comedy wasn't— it wasn't giving comedy. I mean, you guys can get on in there. Hey, listen, I want you to always remember there's a difference in laughing at you and laughing with you?

Yes. The answer is no. Don't you answer for me, Sean!

That was kind of brutal. I liked it. Um, so I'm gonna have to say this, Rapunzel. Um, I did like some of your jokes.

Some of your jokes, I did see him laugh.

I saw him laugh. That was actually like opening up the refrigerator, like, is we moving? Your glasses give that. Your glasses give that. It's probably not much food in the refrigerator. So, um, I would have to agree with you with that. And I liked your presence. You do have a presence about you. I— you do. You can tell. Thank you. I can see you on the stage. I can see you on the stage. Yeah, the confidence is really low. We got to get the confidence up, girl. We got to get the confidence as high as your forehead. We have to get it up there. Okay, so we have to get it so when you, when you get out there, it was the first thing in the chat.

Plasma.

So, um, gas. But overall, I think you deserve another chance. Okay, now I can't think it through, but I will say yes because I think that she was just nervous because you got jokes. You do. It's just that got to roll off your tongue.

I really appreciate that. I really want to—

I want to see you again.

I think— thank you so much.

Yes, say yes, y'all. Her jokes actually made me laugh. Rewind it. I laughed. I remember the jokes. I laughed. I liked it. It was just the delivery wasn't the best. It wasn't. It's been a better delivery. But your jokes weren't bad, because sometimes people have a great delivery but their jokes are horrible. You had a bad delivery, but the jokes were good.

They were good. Thank you so much, I appreciate you. I'm gonna say yes. Yes. Oh, thank you, Tasha. Okay, so I'm gonna try not to coddle this time, all right? Um, You are giving me— I just want to make sure I got the right comedian's name because it's been a minute since I've seen her perform. I used to watch her perform all the time on, um, Def Comedy Jam. I'm just trying to make sure. Melanie, uh, Camacho. She used to wear the curls, skinny. That's right, I do. You remind me of her. Oh, thank you. A little, but you're just not funny yet. You're just not funny yet. Like, your presence about you— I didn't know you were, like, not doing poetry. I thought you were doing poetry, so that kind of threw me off, right? Okay. And then when you sat there, you said, oh, I'm gonna do comedy. I was just like, okay. And so you, you do give comedian. I could see you in a comedy club. But like I said, it felt like I was— I don't know, it didn't feel like you were into it. Yeah. I apologize, guys. I had a situation. My, my 17-year-old didn't answer the phone and he got called out of school today and he hasn't answered the phone all day. So I've been worried all day. I can't believe it. So, nigga, living my— you know, you should apply that to the comedy show. Always, I always try to tell comedians this. Now, I don't know what the veteran will say, but like, in order— especially if you, you trying to get in somewhere and nobody's ever seen you before, always try do something that you could easily talk about. Yeah, and make it funny, you know what I'm saying? Definitely. Because that would have been a funnier story, because who ain't got a 17-year-old that you're trying to set on fire? Yeah, you know, I tried to prepare for y'all, that's all.

It's okay, Tasha, you're absolutely correct. Listen, now I'm glad you said that. I was about to roast your ass, Tasha, because you said Melanie Camacho. Then I had to think back and I was like, no, nigga, you're You're 1,000% correct. Like, it's like a slow energy. I know my comedians.

You was right, Tasha.

But so, so, so let me tell you something, Rapunzel, uh, you should have let your hair down and talked about that boy. And you should have came on here and said, I don't even know why the fuck I'm on here. I'm gonna just be honest with y'all, fuck this child of mine. Let me tell you about this.

You see how you just let—

see how you just laughed right there? That's what we would have done. Yeah, but you did not do that. Absolutely.

Well, come back, come back, okay? And so we're not gonna sing it through today, but like you— like I said, you have it. And watch some of Melanie's stuff. Like, Melanie just stands there. She don't work the stage. Melanie just be like, I saw this nigga and he had the nerve to ask me, did I want to eat his ass? I said, yeah, nigga. You know, she just stands there. No, you right, Tasha. She chews gum. She does nothing wrong.

Hey, Tasha, because that was one of the first things I was pissed at, the fact that she was chewing gum. But Tasha, you got a whole point. I yield on that one. Yeah, I like her.

And I've seen Tiffany Haddish trying to bite a little bit of Melanie one time, and I was like, nah, girl. Melanie is really hood. Very hood. OK. But listen, thank you so much, Poet vs. Poet. We got to get on. We'll see you next time, OK? Who's waiting backstage? Don't forget, guys, the link is in the chat if you want to shoot your shot. $300 is on the line. We only sent one person through. We got to send four. Sean Q. Sean Q? What it do? Hey, how y'all doing? Good, good. So where are you from? I am from— I'm living in Charlotte, North Carolina, originally from Chester, South Carolina. OK, all right. Shout out to South Carolina. What you going to be doing today? Just a little bit of poetry, a little bit of poetry. Okay, so you're an actual poet? Now you look like— Yes, I'm an actual poet. What the hell is wrong with these people today? Okay, cool. All right, so we're gonna give you the floor. You got 45 seconds to wow us, okay? Let's go, Sean Q, represent for South Carolina. All right, I'm doing this piece called Time since that's what all I got is a little bit. Um, the most precious thing ever, we had the audacity to try and measure. Measure when all we had to do was appreciate. It's been broken down from light speeds to heartbeats. I mean, I understand the need, but damn, is it really that important to have a birthday? Is it really something to celebrate? Because if I never understood the concept in every day, every hour, every minute, every second, I wouldn't understand that my life is fleeting away. I wouldn't look at my grandmother with joy but also sadness because I know she doesn't have many more of these things we call days. So what is time? Should it be measured in quality or quantity? Would you rather a short life where you lived enormous or a long agonizing existence where every decision ended horribly. Impact the longevity. Tick tock, tick tock. Oh yeah, fuck Thomas Ford for the 40-hour work week. That's 160 hours a month, 2,080 hours a year. I'm supposed to do that plus the extra 4 years of schoolwork, so I'm dead or at least damn near dead. Fuck him. So what is time? Is it a man-made concept to keep us in order? I mean, after all, at 21 I can take one to the head. At 18 I can take one to the hole. At 12 or 14 she gets a period. The universe says she's ready to be a child, but what of a mind? Now that's sick. So what is time? It's a cruel thing. Wine and pain are the only two things to get better with it, but combining the two, you'll turn into something that the devil isn't. Coping, making this is more, start to define your very existence. Should not you react? I wasn't your system, but there was a time when you were the sweetest thing. But goo goo ga ga, hello bye bye, to shut the fuck up, click clack pow pow. When did we get here? In due time. And the worst part about it, Father Time is undefeated. Or is that a blessing? Because after so many deaths, you start to feel like you don't belong here either. If we live to die, then that dash has very little meaning. Spending the time to punch a clock and punching yours could be oh so relieving. I really hope reincarnation is real, because if not, we all got a shitty deal. That's never enough time. Thank you.

I'm sorry, I let him roll. My bad.

See, he went to— I appreciate that. Okay, uh, Sean, we'll start with you.

How many Derek stopped falling in love with the guest?

The nigga was fucking great, and I said fuck time for him. Sean, I'm gonna beat your ass.

Okay, you already don't got serenaded by a man on your birthday.

Y'all on some weird shit right now.

Yeah, you're right there with me. Okay. Um, at first I hated you. I wanted you to shut up. Um, I wanted you to get off the screen immediately. But then I actually listened to what you were saying, and it was giving like angry activist, but I'm here for it. I'm definitely here for it. You said some powerful things. Um, I think it's important with poets to listen to the lyrics instead of pay attention to the person. Because you're not gonna catch what they're putting down if you don't listen to them. So I caught what she was putting down and I liked it. It took me a minute. It took me about a good— I don't know, because you got what, 3 minutes? So it took me about a good— I don't know, yeah, 66 seconds I guess, um, to really get into it. But I did. So I'm going to say yes based off of you presented it well. Next time I would say slow down a little bit it. If you make it through, slow down just a little bit just so we can hear you more. We definitely felt it, but we want to be able to hear you too. Um, but yeah, I'm gonna say yes, I liked it overall. Yes. Okay.

All right, Derek.

Okay, first off, uh, Sean Q, I'm gonna get to you in just a second. Sean David Way, uh, Sean Q. All right, back to you, my brother. Uh, listen, man, I don't know what Sean Dave Wade was talking about, bro. The cadence, the timing, the voice from the minute you started. The only reason I gave you more time, because it was— nigga, we were talking about— you were talking about time, and I felt like not giving you enough time would have been disrespectful towards that piece. I thought the piece was powerful enough to, to go ahead and like finish it. Here's the thing, I don't want you to go through is what's fucked up. It's because I want a singer. But nigga, I cannot deny what I just heard. I can't deny it. I want to say no to you only because I want a singer, bro. It ain't got shit to do with the talent, nigga. You talented than a motherfucker. The poem, fire. Tasha, I'mma leave this one on you. I'm not giving no answer. I ain't giving no answer. I think it's so early, man. This would be 2 yeses in a row. Are you quitting, Tasha? That's on you.

Are you quitting your job so we can remit? We don't have to— damn, damn, we don't have to send out no payment. You know Jason will be excited about that, he's so cheap. Correct, correct, correct, man.

Damn, Tasha. The answer is yes.

Okay, all right, it's a yes. The brother earned it. Sean, I'm gonna just say this. Listen, I can definitely see you doing some work on Broadway, doing some stage plays. I don't know if you act, but you definitely need to take acting, put it into your poetry, because if you can memorize poetry that long, you can definitely cross over into acting, especially like, you know, when you see these like stage plays that are urban-led and they tour around the world. The beginning, I always tell people this, I'm gonna tell you yes, because you ended strong. Your beginning was not as strong. I was trying to, I was like, okay, he's talking, but I wasn't feeling it. You got like 10 seconds, maybe 20, to command the attention of an audience. So try to maybe take some off the end of it and put it on the beginning to wow us, to be like, oh, and then you can ease your way back into it. But like, that's the only critique that I have for you. So it's gonna be a yes. It's up to the winos whether or not you have a chance to, uh, you know, compete to go on tour with us. But, um, absolutely, it's a yes. And I could tell you're educated. You went to school? You went to HBCU? You went to HBCU? Nah, I didn't do that. Military. A military? Okay. All right, cool.

So you're not a real Q?

It's because of my middle name. My real name is Sean Quavious, so we had to put that on it. I hope that wasn't a determining factor. Yeah, it's all good. But thank you so much. It's okay. I don't know why he was wanting to know your name and stuff.

I didn't ask that man his name. I asked, was he a cute—

why?

A cute dog.

Aren't they hoes? Thank you, Sean. We'll see you at the end of the show. Stay backstage.

Click him down when you said that. You are full of shit. Oh, shit, that's hilarious.

All right, shit, who's next? Uh, Mrs. B. Mrs. Who? Hey, Miss B, how you doing? It's Miss B, but my name is Tasha. Hi, Tasha. Yeah, so I put Miss B there, so you know. It's all good. You should have said Tasha. Roll out, you already got my guess. Are you a Pisces as well too? I'm a Scorpio. That's my perfect match. My husband's a Scorpio. I actually got a Scorpio tattoo on my thigh. All right, we don't want to see it. Yes, and the claw is clawing at my— All right, all right, girl, where you from? I'm from the D, from Detroit, Michigan. What up though? I thought you said you was from Diddy's basement. Never that. I don't even like basements, and, uh, apparently don't like Diddy. Okay, so what you gonna be doing today? I'm gonna sing. Um, yeah. All right, well, the floor is yours. Go ahead, shoot your shots. All righty. All right. I bust the windows out your car, and no, it didn't mend my broken heart. I thought we always have these ugly scars, but right now I don't care about that part. I bust the windows out your car. After I saw you laying next to her, I didn't want it, but I took my turn. I'm glad I did it because you had to learn. And I must admit, it helped a little bit to think of how it feel when you saw it. All right, y'all, that's it. All righty then. So we are looking for somebody to open up the tour. Derek, you said you were looking for a singer. Does she have it, yes or no? Is this computer frozen?

He is big like that, swole like that.

He looked like Eddie Murphy by the mouth. I'm not like a humongous lady, it's just, you know what it is. It's all good, it's all good. We'll wait for him to come back, but in the meantime, Sean.

Oh, that was terrible. Oh, I'm sorry, babes, because you're really pretty, but that was horrible. Like, I just want to like take your vocal cords and put them in my pocket and just like never give them back.

And I really do value your opinion.

Let me see that. Let me, let me see this. Let me see this. Oh babe, you don't have to vouch for me. I got me, trust me. Oh girl. Um, but can we get like a little piece of a different song? Because that was just Jasmine Sullivan, and that— she has a big voice. Any one of her songs is going to be hard. So we can— we get like a quick, like 10 seconds of another song.

Sure, I can do another song. Um, I love you, Tasha, but from one Tasha to another, because you got my name, I'm gonna keep it real with you. Yeah, I do karaoke probably once a month. I think that's as far as it goes. You can carry it, but like, you know, I'm looking for somebody serious that can really wow the winos. And you, you know how us winos can be. I do, you know, and I appreciate the courage because a lot of people don't have that type of courage and tenacity. But child, I can't let her do it to herself. I just can't. That's fine. Thank you though.

But again, like, if you are a singer, we're not— I don't want people to feel like we're trying to just tear people down or rip away their confidence. It's not that.

Like it's a competition, right? And no confidence, no confidence took— it was just a chance. And thank you very much. I appreciate it. That's why I call shoot your shot. So, you know, I do a lot of other things. I do acting, you know. If you don't like my singing very much, you know, I'm a very multi-talented, um, young lady. So, you know, heycast.com. Now, the fact that you hold a tune, I know you can act, so you good. And, uh, my— all my kids are grown. I don't have nothing tied back. I thought your kids was under 12. No, my oldest is 28. Girl, get the hell up out here. Drop her down. She over here lying now. Stop. Really pretty. She real pretty. She got a 26-year-old? Where? She look good. She do. You know, sit down, light up our face like that. Where's Derek?

He ain't getting paid today.

Oh, there you go, I see him. Derek King has entered the green room. All righty. Hi, Derek.

Yeah, we did.

She's actually competing. She's a wonderful figure. She's a wonderful singer. We told her both yes. Oh my God, we said yes, correct?

I was gonna tell him no because fuck the bust the windows out the car, I beat your ass by that glass. You don't touch the windows on my goddamn car, I beat your ass by that. So Miss B, Tasha, whatever your damn— the answer for me was no. But y'all, y'all do you, do both of y'all, go ahead. Yeah, my Wi-Fi went out and my attitude went with it.

It's still out, you need to pay your bills.

Yeah, you're annoying both ways, pixelated and like Clearview. Mm-hmm.

Okay, who's next? Sweetest Rose. Sweetest Rose, how you doing? Derek left again. Derek need to pay his wife. Derek, Derek, we're gonna have to take a commercial break. Derek, I'm here. I don't know what the hell happened, and I swear Playing video games.

Anybody else on the Wi-Fi? Ain't nobody here but me. There's nothing— I promise you, ain't nothing going on in this house.

It looked like it.

It looked like it. It looked like you borrowing internet from the neighbor. Are you using a hotspot? Rose's— what's her name? Every time we move him over, he disappeared. Did you see that?

He gonna have to sit still. Don't move, don't move.

We gotta get Derek a studio. Oh my God. Uh, Sweet as Rose, where are you from? I'm from California. Brooklyn? What'd you say? Los Angeles. Los Angeles. Oh, okay. Los Angeles, California. What you gonna be doing today? Thinking. Please, Derek, not too much on me. Uh, Sean, not too much on me. Y'all been roasting people all night. I'm already nervous. Like, I'm so glad they always leave me out of this conversation. I love you. I'm a wino. Cheers to the winos in the chat. I got my wine.

So because you hate us, you want to—

okay, okay. All right, let's go. Go ahead. Sweetest Rose. All right, a second. Okay, period. Yesterday I told myself I was gonna be okay, gonna start a new day truly happy. I was gonna take control of me, but eventually reality hit me. Me mentally, physically, emotionally. And I opened my eyes and realized that I was still being taken for a constant ride on your— all right, I need a backup.

No, you don't. She wasn't even at her time. She just hit 45 seconds. Yeah, you stopped her at 30. I said—

did you hear me say— what you— you just said I still have time left.

It's all good. I didn't say that. She just— you was at 38 seconds when Tasha said something. I feel it coming.

It's okay. All right, Derek, go ahead and give your critique before your internet gets shut off. Let me take a drink.

Yeah, take one. Take a drink and button your pants up. Listen, here's the deal. I don't believe that you're— I ain't said nothing about your stomach looking like bottom. I didn't say nothing.

Don't talk about me. Why you just button your pants up? Okay, internet go out now. Internet go out now. Right now.

Stomach go in now. Stomach go in now. You're the one who wants to fight with me.

I didn't even do this.

You better be fine. You better be fine. Let me tell you something.

Listen here. They ain't doing enough for you.

Well, when you stood up, I lost track of them titties. I lost track of them. I'm sorry. So listen, here's the thing. Oh, and you did right. I agree with— no, no, Sweetest Rose. Sweetest Rose, you did right. So I'm going to tell you, I don't think that your voice was strong enough for that song. At first I thought you were starting off right, but I don't think you had a strong enough voice for that song. And so I love that song, um, I did not love it tonight. I'm saying no only because I don't think you had a strong enough voice, that's all. I just didn't think your voice was strong enough. It was cracking a little bit. And so I'm just saying no because of that. So instead of a studio, open up a daycare. Okay, I got kids. Shut the fuck up and come back.

I feel you.

Will I babysit? You glitching.

I need a babysitter. My kids are old enough. Oh my God. Oh shit, well we can hang out then. First of all, you ain't gonna be roasting no woman that done put her life on the line to have up. It's like you, you wouldn't be here if it wasn't for no stretch marks. It's all good, Tasha, let him talk.

I didn't roast her. I did— I wasn't roasting her stuff. I didn't— I never said I want to play the banjo when I seen it. I never said that. I didn't say that. I was just saying button your pants.

You— y'all probably— y'all stomach's probably look the same and you ain't had no kids. It wouldn't matter if the buttons was all the way up or not, the stomach was still gonna show because the shirt is a half top.

You do not have to say anything about your stomach being out, girl. It's beautiful. You have 4 kids, girl. We're here to talk about your singing, man. That's what we're here to talk about, your singing. That's what we're doing.

All right, Sean, go.

Okay, speaking of your singing, I didn't like it. Okay, um, so I will say this, there was a lot of nerves works, I could tell. But you do have a tone to your voice, you do. It was a little pitchy, um, in certain places. It definitely was. But I wouldn't necessarily— well, I'm not gonna say I wouldn't have chose that song because I think if you practice singing it a little bit more, it didn't sound bad. It didn't— it didn't necessarily sound good at a lot of parts, but some part, like when you started off with the first verse, that sounded really good. It's when you started to move into the chorus is when it started to get a little pitchy But overall, I really liked it. I really liked it. But I'm gonna have to say no just based off of your nerves. Like, your nerves are all over the place. I would like to see just a little bit more confident. So right now I'm going to have to say no based off of that. And we have a bunch of other competition behind backstage. But I did like you though. I did like you. But it's okay. Okay.

All right, so it's, it's 2 nos. Got to go. It's all good. So for me, yeah, two things, two things, Sweet Rose, two things. It's just woman to woman, presentation is everything. So the way you do present yourself is important, okay? Now you know we winos, we show up in durags and, and, and mu-mus or whatever, half tops, stomachs out. But you know, when we You know, when we're doing contests and stuff like that, we want to look as presentable as we can, you know what I'm saying? So that's number one. Number two, the song was too big for you, but you can sing. Okay, so I would just work on getting a song that's maybe in your range a little bit more, but I think you could carry it because if you can almost carry a— what's her name? Justine Green. Who? Vivian Green. Yes. Then you can, you can carry something just a little bit below her. Okay. All right, but we're gonna see you next time, Sweetest Rollin'. Fuck him. All right. Okay. All right, cool. Good night. I like her.

I'm sorry, I lost it when I seen somebody in the chat say Sweetest Rolls.

And all I said was button the pants up. I never talked about the stomach. I just said button the pants up.

You're dumb. No, I'm sitting here minding my business, right?

And then I look over, that's the first thing I see.

We just— I'm like, why?

I actually like that she embraces her body. Me too. I like it because there are too many— like, no, let me tell you, because like I'm shaped from the front straight down, right? But I got a flat stomach, but I'm still straight. But because I don't have curves, like I get a lot of— it's like, you ain't got no hips. And it's like, well, where the hell I'm supposed to get them from? God didn't give me no hips. But if I turn to the side, I got a butt. You see what I'm saying?

In the land of BBLs, I feel like embrace natural bodies.

Like, there's no issues with her. However, as a woman, if you do want to be taken serious and want people to vote for you and see you as presentable, you do have to present yourself just a little bit more modest. So that's all I was saying. But I actually like that she had her stomach out and stuff. Like, I mean, it's cute. It ain't nothing wrong. And it shows that she did her— she did her— she did her big one. She did her big 4.

Okay, do you have something to say?

Have one these days, they getting shots in the ass all the time, child. Correct. That's why your internet don't work. Mahogany Rose, how you doing? Hey, how you doing? Didn't we have you on here before? Yes, last week y'all couldn't hear me, so I'm like, let me come back. Okay, now we can't hear Darryl. I know, right? Look at God, look at God. He blurry, it looked like he wiped his cell phone, uh, camera screen off. And look, look, Darryl, come back. We and Sean can't do this alone. Come back. Yes. What you gonna be doing today again? So I want to sing an original piece. That's all. Okay. The big mahogany road. As soon as Derek pay his bill, he know he borrowing next door Wi-Fi. Ain't no way. He need to read. He said that, right? Derek, come on, man. Last week it was me. Oh my gosh. How you doing? All right, he back. He on the cell phone now. You can tell. Okay, you ready? But it still not work. Some roads you in— is it raining where you at, Derek? It's raining like hell out here. Okay, Mahogany, go ahead, sing us an original piece. Let's see if he— or relax, slow joint for the grown people to wind up. Okay, hold on for a second, Mahogany. We need our third judge here. We do. Can Jason pop in real quick until Derek get situated? Jason and Tiffany to pop— somebody to pop in real quick. We need a third judge because we need it to be fair. Hold on real quick. I didn't know I had to send internet up over there. It'd be like that sometimes. Mom was acting up last week. All right, hold on for a second. Hold on, we're gonna drop you down real quick. And we're gonna get somebody else up here so we can get a third judge because he ain't paid his internet bill. Sean, what's going on? You good?

Oh yeah, we look great, huh? I say yeah, you and I, we look great. We do.

We're, we're giving HD, 4K. Yes, right, exactly. Professional around here. You know, these comedians be around here, they be struggling.

We like him a little bit.

We like Larry, you know what I'm saying? We just need him to pay his bill. Maybe we'll just have to pipe him in via audio. Yeah. Did you see Twitter on fire? Yeah, thanks to you. Yeah, my son was in the hospital. I couldn't even enjoy it. I was like, damn, I'm I'm sitting here because you know they cut the internet off, the Wi-Fi off when you at the hospital, right? So I had to go outside all the time to go see what was going on. But I said, not the winos, it's like trending and everybody is mad. It was only one person's fans that was mad, but everybody else repost, repost.

Even your flunkies are reposting you and giving you your props.

Even ex-mentees, you know, stuff like that.

I was like, what do you know?

What do you know? Oh, you saw him, Ski?

You saw Ski? I was over there just in case I had to attack, just in case I had to pick up the live real quick. I thought, oh, her name in the title?

Oh, that's what he did. Okay, but he says he loves Tasha K. He always has. That's why he been mad. So it's all good. I said, yeah, you sending love, we send— I said, and we sending it back. The winos. For now. For now. We appreciate the press, right? There, you good, man.

I don't know what's going on over here. I don't— I listen, I got 3 devices over here.

I don't know what's going on. I don't like it. He got 3 burner phones. Okay, but we get— you got some feedback. We're gonna try to But we're gonna try to work this out. Mahogany Rose, come on back up here. Listen. All right, Mahogany, you ready? All right, you gonna be doing the original piece? Shoot your shot, $300, let's go. <LYRICS>Relax, I wanna do some things to you tonight. Put the music on, love. I'ma give you what I got.</LYRICS> Boy, let me take advantage. It's your loving boy that's amazing. Guaranteed you'll say my name. Guaranteed I'll make it rain on you. Oh yeah, so sit back and enjoy the ride. Trying to get to the chorus. Yeah. All righty, so Derek, go ahead. It's cool, it's cool. It's original piece by Mahogany Rose. Where are you from, Mahogany, again? I'm from New York. Okay, all right, Derek, go ahead and give her your, uh, shout out to New York. Derek, go ahead and give her your, uh, critique. If you can. She sounded— she sounded good.

Um, I did like the original piece. Um, you know, I got a thing for New York women, and I'm seeing— I'm, I'm sensing a theme tonight between you.

Y'all listen to Tasha at the beginning. You come to the wedding, you like New York women. Sorry, sorry.

Okay, uh, uh, All right, fuck it. I was gonna— I was gonna say no, but it's yeah.

Yes, Derek, stop trying to say no. I fuck with you so hard. Like, it's a yes.

Yeah, I was gonna say no, but it's a yes now.

She said she coming for the win. Yes, come on. Yes. Okay, okay, so Sean, come on, Sean. I'm gonna give y'all something different next time. Let's go, Sean. That was a slow down. You didn't even let me get to the chorus, baby.

Well, I mean, overall, you do have a tone, and it's a good tone. You can tell you can sing, although you didn't get to where you were trying to get to. I get it, it was a buildup. Um, it did complement your voice because I got to hear the different sides to it, and you're— it wasn't breathy. Thank God. I hate breathy, um, songs. So I'm going to say yes because you can sing. You can. You have a voice. I would like to hear more. It gives like mid-'90s, you know, like R&B, you know, Adina Howard slash— you know what I'm saying? So I liked it. I did. So I'm gonna say yeah just off of me liking your time.

Maybe next time, because I'm loving you more than McDonald's. Sasha, come on now.

Don't do an original if you come back.

Okay, I won't. So you got 2 yeses. Yeah, God is good, Tasha. You from gold. I know God is good, but your voice to me wasn't. So listen, I love you, I swear, I love the winos. Are you serious? No, I just— I didn't like it. It didn't, it didn't move me. I felt like, you know, an original piece, okay, cool. I like original songs. I always support independent artists, but it just— it wasn't a song that I would just listen to. At all. So, you know, it's a no for me, but you got a yes, you got two yeses, that's all that matters. So really, it's up to the winos. So God, leave me out of it, okay? Yo, God is good though. Come on. All right, we'll see you at the end of the show. We'll see you at the end of the show, Mahogany. Why y'all like her? Why you don't like her? I like her, I just didn't like the voice.

I like— was it too slow or what? It just—

it didn't— remember I was like that with Regent 2 and Regent 1.

Regent is a liar.

I don't think she gonna win original.

She knew, but Regent— I hated her voice last weekend and she came back in and took it home. So, you know, maybe I just got different tastes in singer, you know what Are you there? Are you broadcasting live from Mexico? Where are you coming from? Dominican Republic passport, bro.

What?

Studio again. He done entered the studio with another phone. Why? I hope y'all enjoying the show. How's it going? Why y'all ain't tell me we weren't streaming no extra, nothing like that? All this stuff tomorrow. I need—

Oh, much better, much better. Whatever you did, leave it.

Yes, much better. Now you're fine. He froze.

There we go.

You probably need to reset your router. We can't hear you now. How many more people we got? 5 people? 6. We got 6 more people to judge, and we need a judge. We need a third judge. Well, you got— you fired for now. You got to go. You can't work. We'll still pay you though. Tell Jason to pop on. Give Jason a link. Or Tiffany, get Tiffany a link. What? What? Somebody got to come damn judge. Who? I don't know nobody right now I can call. We can't hear you. We can't hear you. We can't hear you. Docking your— I'm docking your pay. Did you hear that? Somebody got to get on.

Okay, Derek, don't be over there yelling and stuff. You don't get mad cows again.

We gotta get a host. We gotta get a judge on here.

And you're mad and you're upset.

Hold on for a second, let me see. Let me look at my phone real quick, man. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Gonna have to replace you real quick. Let me call somebody. Hold on, have to find a replacement. Yeah, better answer the damn phone. I'm calling Flame, see if we can throw Flame a roll. Yeah, yeah, I, I don't know if he got a show tonight. It's Thursday, he normally work on Thursdays. Derek ass. Sorry, Wine Nose, how you doing? I guess we could do some gossip while they in here. Shit. Damn, hold on for a second. I don't even know who I can call right now unless it's one of our producers. Shit, Tiffany. Is Tiffany watching? No. Ask Tiffany to get Benzino on. Tell her to get Benzino a link. He always working. Here you go. We still can't hear you. We just gonna do gossip till we get Benzino on. We'll deal with you later. Who? Comedian Kia. Who is that? Tell her, get me a comedian on here, please. Goddamn it, Derek. Anyway, y'all just hold backstage. We'll apologize about the inconvenience and stuff like that. But me and Sean know how we have— we're multi-talented. So Sean, what was going on? What was going on on X that day? Tell me, with the step— with Stephon Diggin?

Okay, so Stephon is being labeled as super gay. JT the rapper—

JT the rapper, we say—

oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So JT the rapper, um, got very angry with someone that just recently dropped an album, and in that album, said person dissed her. So, okay, instead of going in a booth, which I was very shocked by JT decides to use a Tasha K live exclusive as her clapback. So she said that Chris is telling the truth, that Chris is not lying on Stefflon Diggs, that Stefflon Diggs is known in the industry to be over there slobbing on knob, to be over there licking and making out with the boat. And that's what that word Damn, battle of the gays, because both of them basically are. Because I found it weird that JT was saying anything at all when her man name is Leslie.

He's a whole trans person, ain't he? Yeah, I'm like, his name, right?

But she went there, she definitely did. Allegedly JT has had some admissions with children. They didn't go all the way through. They didn't make it in the world. What kids? Allegedly her and Lil Uzi Vert have had multiple children.

Her and Leslie. Oh, was these Plan Bs or was these actually being vacuumed out?

Um, it's giving Kirby. It's giving Kirby, but we haven't got any receipts. Receipts from an album. Uh, we haven't got any— not, not a piece of a receipt.

Uh, we did get some text messages, but we got receipts on Diggs.

Plenty of receipts. Yes, and JT believes those receipts. She has brought—

we believe those receipts because that man was talking a year prior.

I feel that JT needs to come over here and sit down you.

She will. Huh, Bizzy don't say he can't. So what we got to do with the show, postpone it? We only can set like— well, tell Derek to pay the phone company. We got winos waiting to shoot their shot. Shit, they trying to buy groceries this week. Pay a bill, goddamn. Okay, don't make me get Mercury over here to replace him. Mercury will come do it. Correct, correct, in a heartbeat. Y'all remember Mercury from last week? Y'all— oh my God. Huh? Oh, Bizzy though. Okay, Bizzy don't fit a pop on, so we got to train him real quick, real quick. He never did this show before, so we guess judge. All right, so I'm gonna have to explain to Bizzy though what we doing, and then we're gonna go on. Okay, so, uh, but yeah, so, but it's still popping off, you know. We got a lot we're gonna unveil. But you know what, for months we've been talking about Diggs and all these kids and the hypersexuality, and you know what I'm saying. And, and Chris says something that a lot of people are just like, what? Him keeping nothing but Spanish women in the house? That sort of like what 6ix9ine used to do. And he said they don't speak English.

No, he keeps saying that.

All them in the house, but he want to— it's like him trying to overcompensate for his— you know, with men. Yes. You know, I don't know nothing about that. You got to put a shirt on. We don't want to get flagged by YouTube. Okay, why are you in the dark? Like you're doing Bizzy though at the dark? No, this is the light.

That's a lot. I'm probably gonna put a—

I'm glad you light skin because you—

I can see you. I can see y'all.

Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute.

I got this little thing with the light here I could put on. I just seen it. Yep. Okay, where are you? Hell.

Where are you? Hold on. Yeah, put your shirt on, Zeno. Okay. All righty then. So we got some people waiting backstage. This is Shoot Your Shot. We got a replacement substitute judge. Uh, sorry, Derek can't be with us. The phone company, the internet company said no. No, not today. Okay, so we're just trying not to get banned over here because Zeno's showing off the Omarion titties and stuff. So yeah, all right, I'm ready. All right, Zeno. So Zeno, listen, thank you so much for joining us on such short notice. Uh, you will be compensated for your time, so Jason will see to you, uh, about that.

Oh nice, that's all right.

See, I'll do it, I'll do it every week.

All right. So cool. Here we go. So this is a virtual talent show. All right. And so we have 3 judges. Our comedian judge is not here with us because Verizon's internet service said no. And so we had to replace, you know, him with you. I'm funny. Yes, you are. So what it is, is we got people coming up to basically perform. They got 45 seconds. To perform, and we have to critique them. And so if they get 2 yeses, they get to go on to compete at the end of the show for a chance to win $300 and to go on to compete in our season finale to go on tour with us next year to perform. Right. So, um, we gotta— we got about 6 more people backstage that we have to judge, and then we're gonna send them through. And then I'm gonna go— you know how to jump in and ask. So basically all we're gonna to do is tell you to critique, yes or no, give your honest impression. All right, so guys, uh, welcome Benzino! Y'all make some noise for Benzino! All right, let's bring it. All right, so who's next? Coming back is— where the hell did Benzino go? Okay, back is who? Smack B! Oh, you back with them leather pants again? I know you ain't doing yoga in them leather pants. You can't stretch that low. Papa Offset. I'm sorry, can you hear me well? We can. Papa Offset. Yeah, okay. You look like Offset's daddy. Shout out to Offset.

As long as you can hear me, I want to make sure you can hear me.

Oh, that's Offset's pops? Yep. Oh shit. All right, all right, all right. Good to see you. I'm glad that you're back. Uh, you were here last week, uh, you didn't quite make it through. Um, so, uh, why are you back this week? You wanna— I wanna make sure that I—

because I, I just— I'm, I'm trying to get— do what it needs to be done over here, get— let you know I can sing, get this money, get on tour. Out, I'm trying to get down.

Okay, all right, cool. All right, so, uh, where you from again? I'm in Dallas right now. Okay, you're in Dallas. When was the last time you changed the smoke alarm?

You gotta change the battery at some point. Did you hear that besides me?

Can you— we heard it last week too, Papa Offset.

We heard it last week. Upset when it's been like that for the last few years. It's normal now. You gotta change it. All right, well, I mean, I basically— I just want to make sure that it's not the same as last week, that you can hear me really good.

Smack B, Papa Offset, go ahead, the floor is yours. 45 seconds, let's go. He's preparing me for something that I cannot handle right now. He's making me ready just because he cares.

Man, I felt like I was in a Presbyterian church. That, that was, you know what I'm saying? That was, that was, that was heartfelt.

Okay, all right, so Benzino, we'll start with you. What did you think of Papa Offset?

Oh, I mean, was that the whole 45 seconds? No. Uh-uh. It was kind of short. He still had about a good 15 seconds. Yeah, I wanted more. I mean, I, I, it was like I wanted more because, you know, it was real short. You only got 45. Can we get another 10 seconds?

Yeah, right now. Give us 10 more seconds, please, Papa Offset.

Come on, Papa Offset, you better get right in front of the camera.

Let him use you. Let him use you. He's providing me with what I need. To carry out the next man in my life. God is preparing him.

That did that. That's what did it for me, the last 10 seconds. I, I like him. Be a fan. I like him. I like him.

So it's a yes for you? He could go on to the next round? Okay, Papa, I'll say you got it. Yes. So, all right, from Benzino.

Shy, what's up? That was a sanctified mess. It absolutely was. But you know why I'm gonna say yes? You know why I'm gonna say yes? Because you need to see that you gonna lose. I'ma say yes so that you could go to the final round and then maybe you'll stop coming, Papa Offset.

You need to see that this is not for you.

So sometimes people need a little push, so I'm gonna give you a little push. I'm gonna say yes just so you could go to the next round so you can see that the winos cannot stand you. So it's the yes for me.

Tasha, Papa Offset, listen, I think that you can I, can I just talk to you heart to heart? I think that you are a, you know, listen, no disrespect to my husband or anything like that, but I think you are a good-looking man, okay? You're in shape. Um, I love the, the dreads, how they go down. Like, I could see you modeling. You look like you in the Herbs and stuff like that.

I said that last week.

I'm just saying, I like his style. But Papa Offset, it's not up to me. It's literally— you already got passed through, you got two. So it's up to the White House at this point. I'm just here to tell you, Papa, I said that in my opinion, you just can't sing. And I believe the women that you have been— that have been tricking on you and paying your bills and stuff have been telling you that you can sing. Why would they pay his bills?

Why do you look like you're so sad? Listen, you're not gonna pay somebody's bills if they must have liked what they heard. I mean, give you guys a benefit of the doubt.

You know why? No, they pay your bills. They pay your bills out there.

Can I sing something else?

Yes. Okay. The chair even when there's no one sitting there. But a chair is not a house. This is terrible. And a house is not a home when You can turn around.

You don't have to—

okay, all right, listen, we'll see you at the end of the show. Stay backstage, don't go nowhere, because you get to compete now. Okay, you killed that one. All right, Bizzy, though, I don't care nothing about Papa Offset wanting to fight me. Did you connect with him? Because y'all are around the same age, and that's That's how y'all used to see back in the day. My grandma might have used to listen to men that sing like that. No, you're not.

He does have an old school, but that second one, the second one, his notes were on on that second one. It's not easy doing Luther Benzino. Or where— maybe you need to turn on the lights over there or something.

You ran a magazine, a talented artist. I just gotta go get a block.

Let me get a block real quick.

Okay, cool. What'd you say? Derek is back. Is this internet working? Well, we already— I mean, he could come in as a fourth host. You got to set up for a fourth one. Tell him I'm sorry. I love him though. He gonna be back for the finale. I love you, Derek. I miss you, Derek. We miss you already. We can't fire him, we just got him here. That's rude. It's just only a half a show. Okay, all right, well, here we go. Much better, much better, Bizzy. No, okay, uh, hold on. You gonna stand up? Okay, the Baseballs look the longest.

All right, all right, all right, all right.

See, no, see, no, we got a headlight and everything. When there's no one day. All right, who's next? Uh, Leah. Leah, Leah, where you calling from? Where'd she go? Leah, where you calling from? Unmute yourself. Hey, where you calling from, Leah? Can you guys hear me? Yes, we can. Oh my goodness, I can't hear you. We can hear you. You can't hear us? Okay, go out and come back in. We'll let you come back. Okay, we'll just bring somebody else, but go back and come back in. We'll let you come and make sure she gets back in, Jasmine. Okay, because she waited patiently. All right, who's next? This is funny today. Ain't nobody in there working. Uh, D Coco. Hey. Deep Coco, how you doing? I'm wonderful, how are you? Good. We got some strong feedback. Okay, do you have a volume on or something? Let me turn the volume down some. Okay, okay. Does that work? Uh, no, it didn't work. Go out and come back in, we'll let you back in, okay? Yeah, all right, who's next? Who's next? We gotta get— we gotta get this show on. Goddamn, who's next? Jasmine looking, Jasmine looking. Thank you again, Benzino. What happened to Benzino? What the hell happened to Benzino? He must have turned off his do not disturb.

Somebody called him. They using a lot of megapixels is really what I think it is.

Why do I feel like— is Derek back? Right here. Okay, Benzino just entered the studio. Okay, cool. What is going on today? Why do I feel like somebody put a hoax on the show? We gonna have to reschedule or something. I got 4 people. We got 4 people. Um, let's try to jazz We need a third host. How many people we got? Picked is 4, left to go is still, uh, we may have to close this up, Sean. Tell Derek hop back on, we'll still pay for you. See if Derek can hop, if Derek can hop back on and do it, then we'll finish the show. If not, we'll just go ahead and, um, send the 4 through so y'all can vote. Damn. Who? Derek? B? Why is so little? I don't know. Okay, all right, much better. Okay, cool. All right, so we ready? All right, cool. Sheena, how you doing? Hello! I did not know it was my turn. Gave up. Hold on, y'all, we have it. Okay, there he go. All right, what you gonna be doing, Sheena? Where you from? I'm from Jackson, Mississippi. I'm gonna try to sing, y'all. Don't, don't do me bad, y'all. Okay, listen, I'm gonna try. Don't do that, don't do it too bad. I'm already staged, right? Go ahead, go ahead. Okay. I got trouble with my friends, trouble in my life, problem when you don't come home at night, and when you do, you're always satisfied. But I can't be alone, I need you to come on home. I know you messing around, but who the hell else? Okay, wait, shut up. What's wrong? I feel like you can sing. I feel like you can sing and you playing with me right now. Okay, I need you to really take this serious. Because I'm looking for something. You need to stand still and sing because when you move around, your voice is being taken out. Okay, take this shit serious. I'm gonna give you— this is the last chance now. Okay, I'm gonna try a different—

here's my advice. Close your eyes and turn to the side. There you go. So your voice won't bounce. It'll be a little bit easier to hear it in the microphone. Take your time and think. You gotta breathe through your fallopian tube. He said the fallopian tube.

That's the pregnancy tube. Go ahead. I ain't gonna cry, no, and I won't beg you to stay. If you're determined to leave, boy, I will not stand in your way. But inevitably you'll be back again, 'cause I know where your heart is. Okay, all right, all right, I know you can sing, it's just, it's the microphone. So, Bizzy, no, is it a yes or no for you?

Listen, I think she— I think a couple of notes were a little flat, don't be honest. I'm not, you know, like, I think she started out really well, but then as she went on, I think the notes started getting a little—

Turn your volume up.

No, I just— I'm— hello? I just thinking that she's a little flat. A little flat. A little flat. A little— a couple of notes were a little flat. Like, um, I felt like— I felt like you started really well, and then as you started kind of getting to the louder notes, it fell flat.

Okay, okay. All right, so is it a yes or no for you?

You know, I don't like saying no to people, man.

You got Say no if you want your check. Now come on. No, it's, it's, it's a no. Okay. All right. No. All right, Sheena.

Uh, Sean, I will say that you can sing, but people— y'all have to stop coming on here as this is just a competition to win $300. This is a competition to go on tour with Tasha, so you gotta shake the nerves. All of that, I understand, like, y'all have that, but again, if you nervous right now, I'm asking imagining going on stage, like, in front of people. Like, this is just virtual, so it's still a lot of nerves, but hearing the audience out there cheering and clapping and whatnot, though, that's a different nerve, you know, being backstage. So do you really think that you could get on stage and sing?

No, no, I didn't even know this was for tour. Oh yeah, yeah.

So that— so based off of that alone, I'm just gonna— I'm gonna have to say no because this is like a competition to go on tour, not just the virtual competition to win $300, right?

Okay, well, y'all have a good one. No, oh, my bad. All right, Sheena, listen, you can sing. Stop playing, okay? Because I was like, don't eat me up. That means you're insecure about your singing. You can actually sing. I heard it. If you practice more and take it serious, I could say you, you could do your thing, okay? But we are looking for somebody that's a little bit more professional and on their shit. We got American Idols and stuff performing, for real. I'm gonna try again later. Later. Come on, come on back in here. Bye for now. All right. I just don't want to say no. I don't want to say no. Say no. We'll be saying hell no. I can't believe you said yes to Papa, Papa Offset.

Papa Offset needs to, to not die, but die. He needs to see— the winos need to show him he not taking that $300 home.

Papa Offset, did you hear him disagree with me when I told him women was tricking on him and paying his bills?

Those. Exactly, like you said, they must have liked something that they heard. I think they like something that they felt, something that he did to them.

I know we're here static on YouTube. Go out and come back in. We're gonna try to get one more person through. Shit. D-Man the Rapper. Hold on for a second, D-Man. Drop back downstairs. That was Derek. That was Derek? Yeah, put Derek back on.

Derek, I was coming in as a contestant. Fuck out of here. Y'all didn't want me to get my regular pay tonight. I want the 300.

I did not know. I was like, you really look like a contestant.

That's what I wanted. I knew it was him.

I didn't see a neck. I knew it was him right away.

Son, let's not do next joke.

Who's next? Who's next? Tell Bizzy though, he gonna get paid. Okay, who's, who's next? Jazz. Who? Jazzy, how you doing?

Damn, I didn't do shit. Okay, stay with us, don't move.

All right, stay, don't go nowhere, stay right there. Jazzy, how you doing? Where you from? Uh, can you hear me? Yes. Where you from, Jazzy? Um, from Louisiana. I'm in Phoenix. Shout out Louisiana. Okay, can you cook some crawfish real good? I can do etouffée, I can do, um, crab cakes. Everything. Oh my God, that's all that matters. Yes, yes, for me. I mean, you know, put your camera on, watch me on tour, you'll see me cook up everybody something to eat. Let's see, that's what you need. We need a caterer. Okay, I'm ready. Okay, you hit me up for the catering. Now listen, what you gonna be doing tonight? I am gonna sing. I have to say, y'all have scared the bejesus out of me. I have been like, okay, is it on? Is it on? Okay, okay, so I'm, I'm ready. Okay, why do I feel like she can really sing? Okay, go ahead, Jazzy. Were you asking me? Yes, go ahead, go ahead. No, no, no, no, no, go ahead, sing, sing. Okay, all right. Maybe we'll live and learn, maybe we'll crash and burn, maybe you'll stay, maybe you'll leave. Maybe you'll return. Maybe another fight. Maybe we won't survive. Maybe we'll grow. You never know. Maybe you and I, we don't know which way to go. No, 'cause we're ordinary people. Maybe we should take it slow. All right, all right, Derek, not too much on her because she can cook, but go ahead. And we need— we may need a caterer for this trip.

Listen here, I, I, I, I actually feel like Sean right now. I know it's a voice in there somewhere. I don't know where that shit at, but it's in there. Listen, Jazz, I did not like this rendition of it. I couldn't figure out what the song was, and I was like, damn, I know this song, I know this song. Couldn't figure it out. Love the song. Your voice is made for another song, not this one. Your voice is made for just a different song. I'm saying no because I don't think you chose the right song, and, and I don't want my Wi-Fi to go out, so that's all.

So no, you didn't know a lot of evil. All right, Miss Jazzy, so he said you can sing, but it's just just wasn't a good song choice. Okay, um, Sean, I would have to agree.

Um, I do think that you do have a voice. I do think that you can sing. I don't think that you're a bad singer. There was nerves, but I do think song choice is everything. I'd say it once, I'll say it again: anytime that you come to audition for anything singing-wise, always show— sing a song that's going to showcase your vocal ability. Because see, a lot of people probably in the chat think that you can't sing based off of the song choice when you can actually sing. It's just the— a bad song choice. I wish you could have just sang something differently. I, I just wanted a different song from you because I, I can hear it, like it's in there. It's just what— a John Legend is hard to sing. Ordinary People is a harder song, but it's a male song.

Do I get another chance or no? Tasha, what you think? I think is they are totally correct. It was a wrong song choice, but you can sing. Yeah, I'm sitting here trying to convince Ms. Zeno that we're going to pay him, so I apologize if I, you know, but, um, can I try something else from, from like the song they just, they were just singing? Or something from Luther? You know what, yes, since they got— since they done sent Papa Offset through and wasn't honest with him, absolutely, because we're gonna vote him off anyway. So if you end up going through, Papa Offset coming back. Go ahead. Um, okay, I have feedback, huh?

Do the original, don't do your rendition, do the original. Oh, original of what? Whatever song she's saying.

Oh, you're right. All right, um, I guess I— and plus I said I started with the bridge. That wasn't good either. Okay, so just do the same song, just— okay, no, do what you feel like singing right now. Okay, I'll try another one. Um, For all we know, we may never meet again. I have feedback. That's, that's what's happening. Okay, yeah, that wasn't a good song choice, but listen, Miss Jazzy, please come back next week and please make make sure you email me in case we need a caterer. Okay. All right, thank you so much. All right, bye. All right. I knew she could cook by the wig, and I don't think she can cook by the wig. I think she can, Tasha.

We didn't push her through. You gonna trust somebody from Louisiana to cook for us after we didn't push your ass?

Clearly she don't make good wig choices, so we can expect the better.

But so who's next? Deep Coco, how you doing? Deep Coco, I'm good. Are you back? Okay, what are you doing today? I'm doing poetry. Okay, all right, go ahead, give it to us, shoot your shot. Okay. Knowledge is power and power is key. I can no longer deny the fact that it's the God in me that they hate. There was no need to debate, point fingers, or scratch and scrape up reasons. The reasons that we're here. It was during the time that I was bereaved when I finally received the fact that I had been hoodwinked, bamboozled, and deceived. Even led to believe that Eve wasn't a sister. This harsh reality that Christ looked like Mister. It was then that I began to peep the psyche of this vicious circle, and with knowledge of his word, I've come to the conclusion that it wasn't the white man but the author of confusion who set me up to buy his illusion. Okay, uh, Deep Coco, appreciate your patience waiting backstage. Now we can clearly hear you. Derek, we'll start with you.

Deep Coco, did you just get out the hospital? Is that a hospital wristband on your wrist?

Yes, I'm a cardiac arrest survivor and I, I just had some work done.

Did you just have a heart attack?

No, I did have a heart attack where, uh, I actually died. I wasn't a heart attack, it It was actually a cardiac arrest. I died in my sleep. Um, I was—

hey, let me tell you something, I died in my sleep too. When I don't put that CPAP on, I suck this whole ceiling down. So, um, listen, I appreciate you coming through. I wish your eyes had been open. I think the talent is a little too stiff tonight. I'm saying no, but I do pray for you that you get better. Appreciate it. Yeah, yeah, no problem.

All right, Deep Coco.

Okay, Sean, it wasn't bad, but it wasn't good, and it was like right in the middle for me. I don't know if it was nerves or like, well, you're not gonna like die if I say no, right?

No, I was thinking the same thing. I mean, I'm not nervous. I've been on the stage several times. I perform at the Black Academy of Arts. I've been on stage, so I'm not nervous at all. I just have this thing about, uh, when I recite my poems, I close my eyes because I visualize what I've written. And I'm not one— I hate to see a poet walk out on the stage with paper. So that, that's always been a pet peeve for me. Oh, okay. And, uh, am I still there? Okay, but go ahead, keep going. But yeah, uh, I'm, I'm— I mean, I can do something else, or I'm— I sing as well, so I don't know.

I like you, like, I want to say yes, but it's like I'm in the middle, like Part of me wants to be like, yeah, and then part of it's kind of just like, it was the delivery for me. It just didn't feel like you were like into it, you know? That's the thing about poetry, we gotta feel it, you know?

You gotta make us feel it, you know?

Feel those words, um, that you are saying, and I didn't necessarily feel it. So that's part of me wants to say no, but all right, I'm gonna throw this one to you. What you thinking? For her. What, what you think?

I think, Deep Coco, that you weren't into it. I think that it was just like, okay, let me just do this poem. You know, the poem wasn't bad, it was really good, but it just felt like you didn't— you weren't passionate about it. Maybe it was because I've been backstage so long. I'm not gonna lie, I, I've just been sitting here, and then I got kicked off and it kind of discouraged me. I thought I wasn't gonna get to talk to bad, because it wasn't a bad poem. But like, poems have to be— you gotta feel it, you know what I'm saying? Like, and you weren't feeling it, you know? And I know you tired and stuff like that, but you know, I'm gonna have to say no tonight, but maybe next time, okay? Okay. Hey, before you kick off, you're beautiful though. That skin popping.

I want to hug you, Coco. I just want you to know that I just want to hug you. I don't know why, I just want to give you a hug.

We gonna pray for you, okay? Deep Coke, I'm appreciate it. You— your doctor put magnesium in your diet? Yes, ma'am, I'm on it. Uh, look, I have a little bit of everything. I'm, I'm on it, okay? I be telling people, you know, the doctors don't tell you until you have— you go into cardiac arrest, like, oh, your magnesium magnesium levels is low. Magnesium. We got a great product here. It's called Magnara, the heart calmer. All right. It's on shoptkdeals.com. Use coupon code TK10 to get 10% off. Okay, but it relaxes the muscles. The heart is a muscle. And when it gets stiff, you know what I'm saying? It's because of lack of magnesium. And they said that happens in, especially a lot of Black people. Okay. And so, yes, she got her magnesium. Calcium. Okay, she got it. And the LS9, you right. There she go. Love you, Mama. We gonna be praying for you. Thank you. All right, bye-bye. All right, y'all, who's next? Leah G again, and then we gonna let y'all vote. Oh, well, we got one more after Leah G. Okay, okay, cool. All right, Leah, you back. Yes, sir. You in the house this time? Did you was out on the back porch earlier? What? Yeah, we saw the flies and stuff around the light, you know, little gnats and shit. It's all good though. You look cute. Uh, so where you calling from? Um, I'm from Saginaw, Michigan, and by the way, I'm 20 years old. You're what? 20 years old. I was gonna say, really young. Okay, so So, what are you going to be doing tonight? I will be singing. All right, all right. Come on, Michigan, sing on, let's go. Okay. Fine light in the beautiful sea, I choose to be happy. You and I, you and I, we're like diamonds in the sky. You're a shooting star. I see a vision of ecstasy when you hold me. I'm alive. We're like diamonds in the sky. I knew that we'd become one right away. Oh, right away. At first sight, I I saw the light inside of your eyes tonight. All right, we'll start with, uh, Sean. What's up, Sean? Beautifully executed, beautifully executed.

At times there was, there was a couple pitches in between, which you could— that could have been nerves, you know, or anything. But beautiful. Love— you have a beautiful smile. You have an infectious smile. I can just— so, but yeah, I really enjoyed it. I really did.

Um, yes, it's a yes. Definitely yes. Yes. All right, Derek D, D-Man the Rapper.

I hate that name, but I was, I was gonna mess with Ben Zeno. But anyway, uh, so Leah, I actually felt— I heard the pitches that Sean was talking about, but I felt like it was such— you got such a clean voice. It's almost like clean air. Like, your voice is just— it's like pure. Um, there's nothing wrong with it. I, I'm saying yes because I thought it was such a beautiful performance. Um, you did great. The answer is just yes, Sagamouth. Thank you. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. All right. So for me, absolutely beautiful, absolutely gorgeous song. That is a very hard song to sing. I was shocked that you chose it, but you ate it up. You actually sound better than the original version. Thank you. So I love it. Just wait backstage, make sure your mic is working and everything, and come back and please make sure you blow us away on the second day. It's up to the winos close this time. Okay. All right, Leah, fantastic job. Yes, ma'am, she did that.

Yeah, I would say, Leah, when you— if you— when you come back, girl, Aubrey Lennox or Erica Badu, you would eat.

I think— all right, she would eat. Yes, she would eat. Yes. All right, last is Lady Love Me before we get on to the voting. What's up, y'all? I'm back here cracking up backstage. Where are you calling from? Um, so I'm calling from Toledo, Ohio. Okay, y'all had me over here thinking, am I gonna sing? Am I gonna do a poem? But I actually am just gonna give y'all a snippet of a poem. It's like the middle of a poem that I wrote because I didn't realize I couldn't read the whole thing. Um, but it's one of my favorite my own. Um, just a little background so y'all not completely lost. The woman Adriana Smith, who was declared brain dead in February this year, and then they harvested her baby— that's what this poem is about. So just so that y'all not lost, because I'm reading from the middle of it. Okay, cool. Okay. She wasn't a woman, not in law. She was a heartbeat, that was all. A vessel now, a lifeless case. No dignity, no sacred space. And don't you dare call that divine. What God would cross such sacred line? What love requires a body kept while loved ones scream and children wept? You praise the fetus, curse the womb. You sanctify her as a tomb. But tell me this: if death can't free a woman, what is liberty? You wrote the laws with hands so cold to script a future you control. But in that script, you wrote her out. She had no say. She had no shout. No resting place. No final call. Just wires climbing down the wall. And in those wires, a nation's sin that dares to speak for her next of kin. This isn't care. It's not defense. It's policy without pretense. A system built stolen breath that turned her body into death on rent. Okay, thank you, Lady Lovely. Okay, uh, I'm gonna start with Sean.

The poem was very deep, but can I hear you sing?

Yes. Uh, I'm scared to say I was trying to do something that my nerves would be, um Okay, let me see.

10 seconds, 10 seconds for the boys.

For all the times that you rained on my parade and all the clips you're getting using my name, you think you broke my heart? Oh girl, forget me. Why the fuck did you do that for him?

Stop, that's enough. Stop, stop.

That was horrible. Like, rest in peace to the lady you wrote it to. I get it, but it gave Dr. Seuss. It rem— I literally— that part— don't you do no more poetry. Don't you do no more damn poetry, okay? Don't do that. Don't like that no more. How did you know she could sing, nigga?

I was thinking the same thing, Tasha.

Well, how do I know she could sing? Yeah, because I felt— I don't know, I just felt like she could. And she, she didn't say that she didn't want to sing. I think that she just got nervous. And would prefer to do the poetry because she felt more comfortable doing that over singing. So I'm like, let me hear you sing because I feel like you can sing, and she can.

Wow, I appreciate it. And that was only 10 seconds. I'm working on— I used to have stage fright, but I've been performing a lot more around Toledo, so I'm like, shake these nerves. Like, when you go out here and perform, this your family, you know what I'm saying? Like, what's up, y'all? Like, don't play like that. Don't do that no more. Don't do that no more. Don't play with Don't play with people's time like that. How are we judging her?

Are we judging her based off the poem? Are we judging her?

The poem— the poem gave Dr. Seuss. Really? You gotta hear the whole thing. It really did. Green Eggs and Ham. There I am. I like to rhyme. I like to rhyme. I know the woman, and I— you know what, I know the family didn't like this, right? But it to me, and I'm glad I didn't. I don't touch stories on the deceased, but I didn't feel like the hospital did anything wrong with making her— the woman carry that baby to term. You see what I'm saying? Like, I get that everybody's entitled to their own opinion. I just felt bad for the family specifically, and because they was trying to say that that baby was born, but in order to be born, you have to be birthed, you know what I'm saying? You have to give birth, and a dead person can't give birth. Well, they did a C-section. Damn. I mean, yeah, but her body— you see what I'm saying? Her body was being kept alive. I felt like God was gifting them a piece of her that they lost, but to me it just felt like they didn't want to raise the baby. That's, that's what it was giving me, you know what I'm saying? So I didn't want to get involved in it because it was a touchy topic. And I know I could piss a lot of people off, and I don't want to be in court like Alex Jones when you're talking about dead people and stuff, because that's why Alex Jones got put off the internet messing with them Connecticut kids and stuff. But no, um, so Sean, are you saying yes to the, uh, so the poetry or no?

I'm saying, well, it depends on her. What, which one do you want to be your audition, Lady Love?

Do you want the— I'll do the singing. I'll do the singing. Like I said, I got nervous the way I was hearing y'all critique other people.

I'm like, no, don't go On the thing, and I say yes.

Okay, all right, so you got one yes for the singing. Derek?

Lady Lovely, that poem was a little too deep, a little too heavy. I am great. I liked, I liked how passionate you were, your passion behind it, your voice. I love that. I didn't like how, how heavy it was. It was just so heavy for the moment. Moment. But I get it, you singing. I don't know how Sean's stupid ass figured that out, but, but the answer is yes to your singing. You got a beautiful voice. I mean, beautiful. And based on the chat, they saying you beautiful too.

So I appreciate y'all. I appreciate y'all. I really do.

You look Toledo Rocket.

All right, all right. So for me, like I said, I'm gonna be honest with you on the poll. I was trying not I was trying to laugh, but it was such a deep topic. But that's how my brain is wrapped in laughter. I can't help my spirit. It is what it is, okay? So, but no to the poem, absolutely hell yeah to the singing. You murdered 10 seconds and you already, it didn't take you a minute to get started. You just went, it's natural. So I want you to come back and sing at the end. So what we're gonna do is drop you down, stay backstage, and you're gonna go on to compete, okay? Now we got— how many people we done sit through? 6. So we gotta let go too?

Papa. Papa gone. Why?

No, I think Papa should stay because he needs the— the winos need to judge him because he gonna keep coming back, girl.

That's why women can't get— that's why women around here paying his bills. He keep coming back. Cuz I don't remember. All right, real quick, we got to make some— we got to make some— we got to make some decisions, hard decisions. Jasmine, who we got backstage? Karma Bars. Karma Bars, the first tattoo St. Louis. Yes, the rapper.

I liked her. Yes, I liked her too.

It's a yes for me for her. Okay, who's next, Jasmine? Sean Q, the poet.

Yes, Derek, you fell in love with them. You did.

No, I thought we're the best comedian babies. Y'all relax, relax, my nigga. What we talking about is who should be going on, and we talking about somebody that could win. Sean can't win tonight based upon what we have. Yo, these last two that just went through, he not close to that. Brother, brother was cool with the Paul, but I say now I'm going through something. No.

Go. This is hard. It is. This is hard. There was— there's also Mahogany Rose. Mahogany Rose. What she sang again? I forgot. An original song. Her original song? Yeah, the one that I said no to and y'all both said yes. Correct.

My Wi-Fi went out whenever she was up there. It was a no for me.

I love her. She's a wino, but it was a no for me.

It's gonna have to be a no for me too with Mahogany. Okay. All right.

D-Man the Rapper?

That— it don't matter now because both of y'all voted no.

Yeah, we don't— oh, okay. So sorry, Mahogany Rose, we, we love you. Um, you got this far, but I think next time come back and sing something just a little bit stronger. So, and I told her that from the beginning, so I was just like, yes. But she definitely has a voice, it just wasn't the right choice. Yeah. All right, we'll see you next time. So who's next? Who, who, Papa Offset gotta go? Is it Papa Offset? I feel like Papa Offset should stay.

He needs to go through a winnow. He's actually really talented though.

It is a mixture of comments. About Papa in, uh, in the comments. Some are saying he gotta go. Some people like, we love Papa Offset. Papa Offset gotta stay.

It's up to you, Derek. Tell that nigga bye. No, let Papa Offset stay. We'll see you later with the musty leather pants on. I tried, but you know what, if Papa Offset want to stay to the end and give a final— he could take us home since it is the last show. We'll let him take us home. How about that? What? Leave Papa Offset back there. Ask Papa Offset, he's up there. Why?

That is not his name. We gotta stop this shit.

His name is Papa Offset.

He gonna stay? He said it. He said yeah. All right, Papa Offset, stay there because we're gonna let you take a— give us a song and take us home. Okay. All right, real quick, so guys, listen, while they are voting, we're gonna take a break. Jasmine, you can roll that. Oh shit, I forgot they got the second part. I'm always trying to eat. I'm hungry and shit, you know. You can be like, Jasmine hungry too. I keep looking at your brownie over there. I'm like, you You gonna eat your brownie. Jazzy got a brownie on me. I'm like, you gonna eat your brownie. Listen, all right, so, all right, Winos, I hope y'all are ready to vote. The person takes $300 and they go on to compete against all of the other seasonal— I mean, episodic winners for a chance to open up the tour. Okay, are you guys ready? Yes. All right, who's first? Karma Bars, welcome back. We can't hear you and we need to hear you. Can you hear me now? Yes, ma'am. Okay, are you ready? I'm ready. Representing St. Louis, let's go. Let's go. This for Dirk.

Okay. Don't say my name like that no more, but go ahead.

I love it. Okay. Heard he sleeping on me and I knew it was time to wake up. He keep the Mac and I ain't talking about no makeup. I stay up. Late nights just to get the cake up. They hate us when they see us. They don't say much. Trigger finger like my bag. Keep it on me. Stay clutch. Ain't about the money. Nothing for me. I won't say much. I only want these bands. That's the plan. They can't keep up. Catch me in Miami or Jamaica with my feet up, blowing sour diesel. Oh, money like medieval. And mama taught me, never bite the hand that feeds you. We all got the same sky, looking from a different view. Keep getting blessed like I sneeze well overdue. If I own a record label, I would sign you. Thank you. I'm an independent artist, so everybody turn my stuff up, y'all.

Listen, say my name again. Say my name again. Derek. No, no, no, say it the way you said it the first time.

How did I say it?

Derek with that St. Louis shit. Derek.

Derek, you're getting married.

You're getting— getting ain't got yet. Let's just go there. Oh my God.

Hey, Karma, Karma Bars, let everybody know why they should vote for you. Okay, so everybody should vote for me because I am an independent artist. I'd really do this full-time, and I'm good. I'm talented. I'm a lyricist. I put my everything into my music. I'm very passionate about this. Everybody coming on here with bonnets and scarves like like, come on, like, be professional. Like, this is a real thing. This is a real competition. It's not just— it's not just about the $300 for me. I want to go on tour. I want to turn up. Let's go. Like, for real. So that's why they should pick me. Like, Dirk, okay, you see me, you know, you heard me. Let's go. And I'm funny too. I got a personality. So, hell yeah, you do. And I'm a wino, so turn up. Let's go! All right, let me spit on that one more time. I'm a win-o! I'm a winner! All right, thank you so much, Karma Bars. Listen, y'all, if y'all want to see St. Louis representing in the, uh, in the finale, make sure you vote for her when we get the voting on, okay? So hold backstage, Karma, okay? All right, that was dope. She came back like harder on the second one. I was like, okay. That girl got some talent. Yeah, she's starting. She takes it serious, you can tell.

She takes it serious. That was for you. She said you were sleeping on her.

Said yes to her. What do you mean? Well, sleeping on her?

For you.

Well, I appreciate that. She said I was sleeping on her. I appreciate that.

Sean Q, welcome back. There go my HBCU. What's going on? I can't hear you.

I thought we got rid of Sean.

Yeah, you ready, Sean? Yes. Okay, all right, so you represent South Carolina, right? All right, okay, all right, Sean, go ahead and hit us with, uh, another poem. Let's go. I'll be praying. I'll be like, God, why'd you make pussy so good? Did you moisturize it in the waters of Lake Minnetonka? I mean, I can believe it. The world is your oyster and you put that pearl right there in the center. Smart. Such a clever mechanism. Because when the tongue hit it, the whole body quivers. Knees shake, hands grip clothes like letting go was never intended. And did I mention that thing grip dick like midget fists? Make it spit. What is this? See, I remember the first time my prince kissed them lower lips. I was out timid and shit, only using tongues, get to put my whole mouth on your clit. Yeah, that was then. See, now I'm grown. I suck your soul, spread your lady, you're 2 inches in, 2 inches up, tickle that butt.

Here, cut it out.

My bad, I couldn't hear you.

It's all right, it was fine. That was great. That was, um, wonderful, nigga.

When you do a poem, that's how the fuck you come in there. Doing a poem. Nigga, you asked God why did he make pussy so good? Never have I ever heard no shit like that.

You said I was happy with the other people, so I had to— I had to come in.

I heard you. Yeah, you did a good job, nigga.

How old are you? I'm 37. Oh, okay. Oh wow, okay. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't— you look a little young, that's why I was just It's like, oh gosh, okay, all right, all right, Sean Q, the white hoes, uh, they feeling you. Of course, Tasha ass, you get on my fucking nerves.

You know, you act just like me whenever I'm with them damn women. Yo, hey, you— and you talk about me and my woman.

Listen, I am a Southern woman from the South, okay? And Sean Q is from the South. So, right, and Sean, tell people why they should vote for you, please. Model, poet, author, um, veteran. I am a very talented person.

I like to use all my skills as much as possible.

So vote for me because y'all gonna see me again regardless.

Sean, hey, listen, let me tell you something. Say some more bullshit like that to make Tasha spin in that fucking chair again. And I'mma throw your ass off of here. I like to use all my skills. Look at this raggedy wank back there leaned up against the fucking wall. Take his ass out of here, Jasmine. Shit.

Hey, Tasha, you got the social. My DM's open. I followed you. I followed him. Where is Cash the Check now? Where is Cash the Check now? You know, you know I like my men to look young. To a little bit, you know what I'm saying? But they got to be old in age, but they look young. Old young.

Hey, Sean, Sean, that nigga say I like to use all my gifts. That fucking Tasha lost it. Nigga, back went in. Yours did too. Are you fucking kidding me, nigga? I don't do boys.

The fuck is wrong with you? It's some stiff competition in here tonight, boy. Wow, wow, he got hot. All right, so, um, first of all, just because I'm married don't mean— nigga, you stay hollering dick and you get married? Let me play. Thank you, Sean. Thank you, Sean. Hey, Leah, Leah finna come through and kill it, boy. Leah, what you representing again? Where you from? Back in Michigan. Michigan, okay, cool. All right, are you ready? I think so. All right, go ahead. I bust the windows out your car and no, it didn't mend my broken heart. I'll probably always have these ugly scars, but right now I don't care about that part. I bust the windows out your car after I saw you laying next to her. I didn't wanna, but I took my turn. I'm glad I did it cause you had to learn. All righty, good job, Leah G! All right, so represent Michigan. Tell the White O's why they should vote for you tonight. I think you should vote for me because not only do I use my voice, I also dance as well. I'm a TikToker. I'm very multi-talented. I love to hoop. I play ball as well. And I just wanna use my voice and just show people that I can also sing as well. So, and I've never been on tour, so that would be a first thing for me. Okay, all right, cool, cool. All right, so listen, y'all, if y'all want to see Leah G compete and I guess our other episodic winners for a chance to win $300 and a chance to open us up on tour, please vote for Leah. Okay, hold backstage, Mama. I love her baby hairs. They don't look ghetto.

You can love her baby hair, but let me tell you something, she ain't never been damn about to bust nobody windows out nobody car. If she would have, she would have sung that song with some goddamn attitude. I'm just telling you, you supposed to have a fucking attitude.

Wrong choice, but she can— we know Leah can sing. Okay, she can sing.

Have an attitude with that song. But she 20. Okay, well, she need to find a nigga or a girl that she want to bust one of them through.

All the things Keyshia Cole done went through because she dating toddlers, you know.

But she looked like she can shoot a mean three-pointer.

I heard Keisha Cole. We'll talk about it tomorrow.

That was Jasmine Sullivan, man. That wasn't Keisha Cole. That was Jasmine Sullivan.

No, I'm just saying I was about to spill some wine on Keisha Cole, but they got to wait for Fuckery Friday on that. Uh, who's next? All right, Lady Lovely is back. So what you doing, a Dr.

Seuss poem or you singing?

You got to hear one of my other poems, okay? We gonna get you away from this Dr. Dr. Sue. Okay, all right, girl, what you gonna be singing? Um, I'mma sing Beyoncé, All I Could Do Was Cry. Okay, that's a big song. All right, go ahead, lady lovely. I heard church bells ringing, I heard a choir singing. I saw my love walk down the aisle. On her finger, he placed the ring. Oh, I saw them holding hands. Oh, keep going, keep going. You were standing there with my man. I heard them promise till death do us part. Each word was a pain in my heart. Oh, all I could do All I could do was cry. All I could do was cry. I was losing the man that I love, and all I could do was cry. Bitch, you better not ever read another poem in your life. You better I am so weak. I'm like, I gotta hear the— I gotta hear the big part. So that's why I told Jerry, don't hit the whistle, because we're gonna know if she can really put me out. She's got to sing that song a little better than Beyoncé. I ain't gonna lie like that. And I know the B-Hive probably gonna try to sting me, but I don't give a damn. It is what it is. Like, you— I like to challenge myself with my vocals. I'm not even gonna lie to you. I like to challenge myself with everything. So you need to start taking it serious. You need to start like really thinking like an artist and putting yourself— I'm a little slower with the music. Like, um, I've been getting out here with my poetry performance.

Shut your ass up and just sing.

Goddamn. Yeah, why should the Winos vote for you, Lady Lovely? Uh, because, because I love y'all. Because I just believe that this was an opportunity that God gave to me, and I will bring so much energy to this tour and to the Winos and all of it. Like, y'all missing out, you know what I'm saying? If you don't vote for me, you ain't gonna regret it. I'm not gonna regret it. All right, all right, all right, Lady Lovely, we got some stiff competition tonight. Thank you. Hold backstage, okay? We're gonna have Papa Offset take us home though after the final vote came in. That was extraordinary.

Really good. I still feel like Sean's gonna win, but I think everybody did a really good job.

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it is what it is, man. I can't wait to go to St. Louis in 2 weeks though. Yeah.

And what that little girl likes— thank you. Anyway, moving on. Uh, so guys, while you guys are voting, okay, we're gonna take a little break. Jasmine, can we roll some ads? Okay, we're gonna roll some ads while you guys are voting. We're gonna give Sean and Derek a chance chance to breathe, uh, before we come back. So make sure y'all make it count. We got a lot of stiff— a lot of stiff, uh, uh, contestants tonight. I mean, everybody is good, everybody is phenomenal. I ain't gonna lie, like, this is— if you do not win, you are still a winner, okay? This is so close in the— I'm seeing Jasmine saying that the poll is already close, okay? So we're gonna let y'all vote some more, all right? Uh, we'll be back after We got some sponsors we need to brag about, which means Boley, raise a glass too. Let's go. Conference located in Albuquerque, New Mexico. It starts December 1st through 4th, and it's going to have over 1,500 educators, parents, chefs, and things like that that are implementing changes right now in our children's nutrition at the schools, meaning healthier school lunches. I'm excited to meet Ron Finley, the Gangsta Gardener. I've been following him for years. He's going to be this year's keynote speaker, and I want to let you know that tickets are on sale and they're going fast. And so listen, if you care like I care and you are tired of having to pack lunches every day, especially if we're taxpaying citizens, then put your money where your mouth is and be in Albuquerque, New Mexico, December 1st through December 4th. Get your tickets now before they're sold out, okay? Decision makers are going to be at this conference implementing changes in schools across America. So don't wait, grab your ticket right now at farmtoschool.org/conference. Use my coupon code TASHA_K25 to get 25% off your ticket. Winos, I'mma see you in Albuquerque if you care.

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Sean, tell me, boy, that we don't hear that nigga peeing.

We can bring the other Sean up here for a second. No, we can't. This nigga's such a cockblocker. She'll be trying to keep me married and stuff. Yeah, she said I should be trying to keep me back. Do you know what it's like to be a woman and have groupies on the road? You know what I'm saying? Y'all, y'all know what it's like to be a nigga.

You think I don't know what it's like? I swear to God, I know what it's like.

Oh, you don't know what it's like? No, you don't know what it's like. No, you have no idea besides seeing other people.

You have no idea what it's like. Listen, I'm actually having groupies. I'm like, oh my God, like, yeah.

Hey, Tasha, the difference is you're that nigga's groupie.

He ain't yours. He's mine.

That nigga talking about my DMs is open, man. You don't get your little ass out of here, man.

You can't say that.

And you still be basically saying it. I keep—

you're a fucking hater, nigga.

Always professional in my DM. They'll never get me caught up, you know, never catch me slipping around this bitch. No, no, no, no, no, no.

See, I don't want to mess Sean up because I knew that I have one question for him and I knew it would ruin his voting poll, so I didn't ask.

Oh shit, Sean, if he had a girlfriend, because if he would have said yeah, these women ain't gonna We're real respectful. We're not that type. We don't— like, I ain't never had a wino try to throw no sand shake. They'd be like, we respect you too much, Shaq, we're not doing that. It's just the type of women we are. We're not gonna do that.

That don't mean that they're not taking other people, man.

I respect for you, but I think it's just the women that follow that, that are just whiteos. We just respect other folks as men's. Okay, so, um, shout out to Sean Q's girlfriend or wife or whoever. We'll ask at the end of the show. All right, so, uh, who do we have on the voting poll? Who is it again? Karma Bars, Sean Q, Leah G, and Lady Lovely. And we still got Papa Offset in the back that's gonna take us home, okay?

Hey, y'all, you in this chat, y'all are full of it. Y'all are voting for this nigga Sean based upon some bullshit. Why?

Why is it based off some more? I thought it was not the nigga.

Poetry is fire. Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Cap. That man. That man. Them poems. He was right on time with him. Like, really. I cannot deny that. That brother cold with that poetry. Yeah. How you taking your boxes off? It ain't a Dead or alive. It ain't a Dead or alive. Can't get me to do that.

Ain't nobody trying to get you to stay off that finish sheet.

That's fine.

That's fine. Hey, whatever it may be, it ain't a nigga dead or alive that can do it, right?

Well, we don't want you no way buried. So shout out to all of the women out there. Shout out to your wife-to-be, because yeah, she did us a favor. She took one for the team. Yeah.

All right, so listen, guys, um, Jasmine At the end. Who's— who— we got one more minute. We got one more minute. Okay. Um, I guess we can, uh, talk about some products. I got a cool review today on a product. Uh, let me, uh, let me go ahead and share that. I'm still thinking about that poem. Oh wow.

Uh, you ain't shit, man. Hey, bruh, if ain't shit was a person, Tasha, I swear it's you. And I mean ain't shit at all. Goddamn, this nigga's over here hot and bothered.

This is ridiculous. I mean, I'm, I'm a woman in my prime. I'm about to be 44 years old and I'm embracing it all. I don't believe in that lying about your age. I'm, I'm it. This is what it is.

You're a woman in your prime and so is Sean.

Really? A, uh, email, okay, and said, thanks, Tasha, I just wanted to say thank you for the products you advertise on your shows, because you know we have deals and sponsorships, okay. She said, I was getting ready to have labs done and because of you I was able to to request that I be checked for vitamins to see if I may be deficient in anything. I was vitamin D3 deficient. If not for watching you, I never would have known to ask. I also started using the sea moss, okay, a few months ago and saw a difference in my energy level. But that was going to be— hold on for a second. After watching you, I am now a proud user of the liquid sea moss and no longer take a multivitamin. I have I have ordered several products and so far I'm very satisfied with everything. Please continue to do what you do. You are a blessing to so many people. God is truly working through you. Yes, he is. So she is talking about the sea moss that has 97% of vitamins and minerals. Our body, you know, has 100 and— I gotta get the actual number. I think it's 112 if I'm not mistaken. Okay, you know, sea moss is very hard to extract, and so this company has did a very good job extracting it and pulling out the essential vitamins and minerals that our body needs to supplement us. Remember, guys, we're like plants. If we're missing something, something gonna stop working. Okay? I have— this is the healthiest I've ever been in my life. I'm not even gonna lie to you. In my 30s, in my 20s and 30s, I was so unhealthy just because I wasn't supplementing. I was, I was deficient in everything. I had crazy thyroid problems. Now I don't have no issues. My blood work is is phenomenal. And because I make sure I got my Super B, okay, which is a B complex, okay, and I also got my vitamin D3, 10,000 IUs, okay. All of this is available on shoptkdeals.com. Use coupon code TK10 to get 10% off your first order, okay. Sorry, I'm still— I'm trying to get my mind off of—

and it's not, because the whole time you were saying that, you was talking directly to that boy, talking about, this is the healthiest I ever been. In my 30s, I wasn't healthy, but in my 40s, I'm healthy. And Sean, is that what she did? Whole time you talking, you ain't talking to nobody but that boy.

Well, I was not— he's not a boy, he's 37.

To the young man, I am a boy.

I just turned 37. I am a boy.

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Tasha, who you think won? Sean.

Derek, who you think won? Who you, who you think won? D, D the rapper. That nigga. I think Leah won.

I don't think— I think if I people liked her. It's between— I would say—

I haven't seen the poll, but I think, you know, if I really had to think, I would think it would be between Sean and Lovely.

If Sean didn't win, I would say Leah, but I think Sean won. Who won?

You can't even fix your mouth correctly. That's how I know you don't believe it was between nobody but that boy. Listen, you don't believe that. Listen, these freaky ass winos Winos chose that man. These freak-ass winos, they follow they leader.

I don't give a damn what you say. Who's in the chat? Who won? They follow they leader. All right, and the winner is— hey, you ain't shit, bro.

No, nigga, you ain't shit. Hey, hey, hold on, hold on, do me a favor, start that poem again. Start it again.

I'm like, God, why is it so good?

Nigga, that's enough. Shut the fuck up. Yes, that's the worst prayer ever. Pray it in front of your pastor. That's what you do.

All right, now Sean, it's time to break some hearts here. Um, are you single? Yes, I am single. What's your Instagram so they— is that your Instagram right there? Well, I know if you're single, um, are you looking? I'm living. Yeah, make sure you hit the casting shop. We actually want to cast you on our dating show. Can we do that?

Oh my God. Okay, cool.

What? What? Now he got the old school good. Good.

I don't know, but I'm glad it happened.

Hey, uh, Derek, let me tell you something.

Let me tell you something. That boy knew he was coming back in here. And let me tell you something, I don't know if you the only one on here wet, because I think Sean wet too. I think both of y'all done got moist behind that boy.

First of all, I stay away from straight great man.

He's a real game.

Yeah, I have no interest.

Okay, he's not out here on his Jason P.

The thirst is not real with the baby.

Listen to the other singers. Y'all did amazing. I ain't even gonna lie, like, it was tight. Was it tight tonight, Jasmine? It was tight.

Okay, you're talking to this nigga and I want —you to stop.

What'd you say? Lady Lovely came in second. Lady Lovely came in second. I told you, I told you, I said it's between Sean and Lady Lovely.

Tasha, you need to stop saying it's tight. You talking to that boy. Oh, right there. No, no, you look like Sanaa Lathan.

Turn your head back again. Married 20 years.

Turn your head back again and close your eyes.

Husband for 20 years.

Tasha, close your eyes and turn your head back again. No, you look like Sanaa Lathan. I'm not lying.

From the side, I swear to goodness, you look like a dark-skinned Sanaa.

I'm not— Sean, am I lying? Yeah. Thank you.

Anyway, uh, thank you. I look like Tasha Kebe. But yes, I, I have heard that in the past, and I remember it was so creepy when you're not getting your full came in for today. So we gotta get 25 to, um, correct, we gotta get like 25% to, uh, Benzino.

And me, what are you gonna do, buy a necktie? Give him the whole thing, he don't need it.

But it was kind of like when Love Basketball came out, all the little boys in school when I was in high school, oh my God, I saw Love ask them all, you look just like her. And they wanted to all of a sudden ask me out because, you know, dark-skinned women went in then. They was getting all the lights— it was getting all the light-skinned girls pregnant and stuff. And I kept telling them, light-skinned women, please, please respect yourself.

And so now look good.

Most— I—

so now always been fine.

But I look like Tasha. I think she's absolutely gorgeous. Well, I look like Tasha.

Hey, I don't know what you look like, but I know what you look like you finna do. Slide in.

I'm gonna slide on Sheck tonight and think about—

and Sheck, hey, your eyes open and look right in the goddamn face the whole time. And the moment she close her eyes, punch her right in the fucking chest. You hear me, Sheck? Don't you let up, Sheck. The moment she close her eyes, she think about that nigga. If she say Sean, you punch that helper right— I'm talking about between both them.

You know, actually, you know, I don't ever talk about this, but I can't wait for our morning show to come out. I still haven't selected my talent though, but, um, I just, you know, I like to have certain conversations that women don't want to, you know, have. And like You know, just like how men would like go on the road and have— yeah, women can do that too. You know, before I was married, yeah, I don't know why women try to act like we don't have those conversations. Like, we, we will slide a nigga down and leave him alone. We know, especially if your head is all right, you know what I'm saying? You'd be like, all right, I know he ain't no good for me, but you know, you never fall in love. It's just locker— it's just, yeah, women locker room talk.

For Halloween, you should be Monica.

No, now I'm Monica from Love and Basketball.

Just get you a basketball, get you a short set, and be Monica.

That's actually a good idea because I haven't thought about my—

I'm talking From, from Love and Basketball. So yeah, I know.

Okay, but she had a ponytail. I have to do Natalie Ever After.

Hey, get that other lady that, uh, had that bad wig on and get her to get you one.

Thank you so much. Bring Sean back up here. Do you want to thank the Winos?

Uh, oh my God, there you go. Give us his information. Oh, we forgot about Papa Offset. He's supposed to sing us out of here today.

Offset! Papa Offset gonna take us home, winos! What you got for us, Papa Offset? Was you crying?

No, he looked mad though.

Huh, are you mad? You mad? Say, you ready?

Yes, Papa Offset, take us home. So many things I've got to—

Are you flicking us off?

But I'm afraid I don't know how, 'cause there's a possibility that you look at me differently. Love, he flipping himself while he's singing. Yeah, ever since the first moment I spoke your name, from then on I knew that my By you being in my life, things were destined to change.

Uh-oh. Yep. Hey, you knew you fucked it up. He knew he fucked it up.

Don't do that, Papa Offset. You got a lot of people watching you right now that were our fans of you, and they're gonna follow you. You was supposed to hit that high note. You ain't supposed to sing mad.

Hey, Papa Offset, you did good except for don't give us the finger.

Come on. So many people use your name in vain. Love, those who have faith in you sometimes go astray. Love. Through all the ups and downs and joys and hurts. Yeah, I should turn around. I would have closed my eyes too, brother.

Yeah. Hey, Papa said you did good, man. I wouldn't have kept singing. If Tasha would have turned around, I'm glad you closed your eyes.

What's your Instagram so these lovely ladies can hit you up and get some love? What's your Instagram, Papa Offset? No Instagram.

He don't like that name. That's the problem, he don't like that name. What you want, Facebook?

Nah, I ain't on Instagram or Facebook.

I don't do that social media shit.

Would these people want to get you? I got TikTok and I got TikTok and YouTube. You one of them Are you mad? You got an attitude with us. Yeah, damn, you mad at us and shit. Why are you mad?

You wanted to clean it out. I want to say I ain't do this for nothing. I didn't do this to be a joke.

And the nigga looked off in the distance. Look off in the distance. There you go.

Papa Offset, are you really upset with us? Hell yeah, man. I'm a singer. I, I don't know what you're thinking.

Now you've been telling me I can't sing for 2 weeks. That's bullshit. And you came back for 2 weeks. So what are you mad at us for? How are you mad?

Sean, stop. Papa Offset, tell us how we can cure ourselves of some diseases. Please talk to us, Dr.

Sabi.

You know what to do, Dr. Sabi.

Listen to me, Papa. I said listen, you can sing, okay? And I want the Winos to follow you so that they can watch you sing some more. Can you please let them know where your TikTok is? Yeah, um, call Jamel Davis. What is it?

Paul Jamel. One word.

Paul Jamel Davis.

I should have let him go through. My dad's name Paul.

I am working on this man right now.

Y'all, man, I said that he should make sense.

Listen, I'm sorry. We're calling him Papa Offset. I'm sorry, Smegby. Smegby, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Do you forgive me? You forgive me, huh? I'm serious. You forgive me? You good.

I mean, I came here to try to let y'all know that I could sing, man, and I want to get on and make some money. I, I ain't—

I, you know, I'm just saying, but I apologize.

You can't act up last week.

I come here now and I'm singing, but it ain't— I don't know. Listen, Papa said— Benzino said you can sing. I said you can sing, okay? You look good. You got the look for it. You definitely look like an artist, okay? So can we watch you on TikTok?

I'm all over TikTok. Will you do me a favor and sing some Shaggy?

I am working on this, man. Right now, okay?

I want to hear Shaggy though, Derek. My bad, I am working on Papa Offset right now. Please, it wasn't me. Okay, okay, I'm done.

—All over that song, heard the screams getting louder, said until it was over. Honey diddy dilly coming right down the creek with the girl next door. Picture the sweet little button-baked banging on the bedroom floor. How could I forget that I had given her an extra key? All this time she was standing Do you want to hit me in the face? Okay. Hey, hey, hey. Papa Offset. Thank you so much. We're gonna follow you on Tik Tok, the winos are on their way. Okay, okay. I'm so sorry.

You forgive me? I wonder what Sean Q gonna spend his $300 on tonight.

Man, don't do that, Sean.

You an asshole, man. Don't you understand when a woman is trying to work on a man's ego?

He put that 86-year-old, uh, crunchy finger up at us.

Hey, Sean, that Shaggy damn near brought that nigga back to life though.

That is my bill paying. I'm sorry, I need a bill paid apology. Trying to mess that up. You was close, man.

Didn't nobody want to see his ass no more. Sean said he put that crunch-ass finger up. You don't flip us off.

That's why I said I was sorry to him, and he said yeah, he said he forgives me.

Yeah, he gonna forgive you. We wasn't sorry. Hell, the man got the same name as my daddy. I was gonna tell Annette, and he got my middle name. Fuck— not fuck you, Papa Offset. I didn't mean that. That. I didn't mean that at all. He said he really do this.

He really is single. He said you can find his work on MySpace right now. Asha, you jerk. Thank you so much, Winos. I hope you guys enjoyed it. We're coming back with a season finale. Uh, what we gonna do the season finale, Jasmine? November October? What are we doing? Okay, we're gonna have a meeting about the season finale. Okay, so we'll let y'all know. Thank you so much to Sean and Derek, D-Man the Rapper. First of all, Sean, yeah, let everybody know where they— let everybody know where they can find you, follow you.

I got them all over the world. Shout out to me up here on YouTube, TikTok, IG, Beagle. I am everywhere. I saw Latasha. Shout I see her over there on Bigo. I said I'm coming to Bigo too, Tasha.

No, no, you want to do a collaboration this, this Sunday? Yeah, let's go. Okay, cool, we'll get it set up. Let's do it, let's do it. Make sure you use my link. Sean, you got a link?

Yeah, I'll, I'll drop it outside.

Okay, yeah, drop— use our links only, okay, to download. All right, go ahead. So you on Bigo and where Sorry, TikTok here, IG, and YouTube as well.

So check me out, Shine of the Way Show, under all handles.

Alrighty then, D-Man the Rapper.

All right, y'all go to Bego and I'm headed to Bingo. I'm going into Bingo to get these old women— they got good checks and it's coming up on the first, so if I hit one of them, they look deal, I will get some of the money. And so You can also catch me in St. Louis.

You, you trying to get tricked on at the big old house?

Yes, I got the Endure the Smoke. Might as well get some food. I'm gonna go in there and smoke a cigarette, eat them nasty-ass nachos, and dive for one of them old-ass ladies. Dab, whatever it is. That's, that's all. It's like, it's how you make money anyway. Uh, I'll be in New Braunfels, Texas. Then after that, we got Stockton, California. Then I'm somewhere else after that, I don't know. But find me, uh, yeah, I'm gonna be out there.

We still owe you, we got to get you a website. So you're gonna get it together, don't worry about it.

I'm gonna take my vitamins as soon as I get done. I'm gonna put that little droplet up under my tongue that you, that you sent to me, that, uh, what was it, the, uh, the, um, the shit we was just talking about, the sea moss. That's exactly what I'm talking about, sea moss. I couldn't think what it was, but yeah, I gotta put my little droplet up under my tongue in just a few because I actually been feeling better since then.

So I bet you better, because you, you all up in the hospital, arms and shit fucking getting stiff and everything. You too young for that. Yeah, I mean, I'm better now.

Yes. All right. Hey man, I want y'all to know something. This shit is so fun with, with you two. I love arguing with Sean. Tasha, I love fighting with you. It like, seriously, I ain't never had this much. We be fighting and shit, but I beat the hell out of somebody for. With either one of y'. All. That's my job.

I know, I know, I know. I know about y'. All. I know, I know, I know. I know. Tasha, can Papa Offset still backstage?

Papa Offset. It better be gone.

I wanted him to take us home.

He headed back to the nursing facility.

All right, y', all, thank y' all so much. Shout out to my amaz amazing co-host, funny ass co-host. Okay, we're gonna go ahead and get on up out of here. I got kids at the house and shit, right? I'm back in the mama mode, fucking cussing, stressed out, and all types of shit going on. All right, y'all, I love you guys. We'll see you tomorrow for Fuckery Friday. Uh, make sure you tune in, make sure you follow Sean and D-Man the Rapper everywhere. Okay, uh, until the season finale, we'll see y'all later. Now we gotta go. Bye! Hey, I'm Sean, baby. Wait, bye!