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All right, what up? Yeah, yeah, I hope y'all know what time it is. It is time for our Thursday Future Shots. All right, we're looking for talent to open up our tour for 2026. Only the best of the best out here, and I got the best host. So listen, if you're new over here, you definitely have to hit that subscribe button. Listen, moderators, no blocking, okay? If anybody ask y'all what y'all doing up over here, around here, down here, just let them know you grown and you can You watch what you wanna watch, right? And let them know everything's allegedly. Even my name's allegedly if they ask, okay? And you better be in the wine glass, all right? So listen, welcome back to Shoot Your Shot. Sorry we took so long. I was late, had to fix Lameen a plate and he wouldn't let me out the house, so Jasmine had to move the show back. Um, sorry about that, y'all. I'm back in mom mode. You know, and I work for myself, so I, you know, I got some leeway. I can't call all the way out, but I got some leeway. Okay, now welcome back to Shoot Your Shot, guys. You guys know this is a virtual talent show, okay? There is a link pinned in the chat, right, Jasmine? Okay, and if you have a talent, whether it's singing, dancing, I don't care what it is, you can hit that link and shoot your shot, okay? We are looking for a person to take on tour, but here's the thing, each contestant that competes tonight competes for a chance to win $300 per episode. This episode, on this episode, not per episode. Let me go ahead and correct that, right? I'm like, you said per episode. No, no, no, no, this episode, okay? So the winner takes home $300 today. You can be sitting in your living room, get up here, blow us away, boom, you got $300 more, and then you go on to compete, all right, with the other contestants who have won on all the other episodes for a chance to open up for me, uh, in March when we kick off our tour for my birthday, okay? And so listen, without further do, make sure y'all like, share, and subscribe. Shout out to Beagle, shout out to Facebook, shout out to YouTube, Twitch, everywhere that was streaming. I appreciate y'all. And listen, the links are being shared as well too in the other chat so you guys can jump in. It is a StreamYard link, so you can come from any platform and get it down. All right, and so without further ado, let me introduce my funny assholes. Okay, Sean Davy, wait, what's going on, Sean? Hey, you ready? Why you always got that Darth Vader hat on?

Because they call me Siren. I'm evil, you know, all that stuff. So I have to live up to it.

I don't think you're evil.

I do, just a little bit.

You said you do just a little bit. Listen, listen, one of my favorite YouTubers, um, we got a story, we got history, you know what I'm saying? But even when he didn't like me and I didn't like him, I was still over there in his chat watching his shit. So it's like, did I really hate him or was I a low-key fan? I was a fan. Exactly, exactly. Instead of that other one. Montrezl. But we save the best for last, okay? Listen, let's go ahead and get Derek up in here. Derek King, what's going on? Our comedian extraordinaire. He's worked with the best of the best comedians. I'm on tour with them right now. Who you on tour with right now, Derek? And who is you texting? Your wife at home?

No, no, no, no, I'm not texting nobody. Y'all, y'all have not— y'all must not be looking at y'all phones.

What's going on?

It— look at your phone right now. Look at it right now. It should be a report on there that says I'm finding a shit. Do you see it? Do you see it? Got him!

Thank you.

Yeah, that's how the fuck you make your intro, Sean. Do not hate, my nigga. Do not hate. Hey, Tyson.

I really thought there was like a terror alert or something.

I'm like, I'm just finding a motherfucker and I seen it.

We'll let them at the end of the show.

Please don't let them vote. No, you know what, let them vote, let them vote. I fuck with the winos. It's some winos in there that I take down and I don't need no wine to do it.

Uh-uh, no, you about to get married, girl.

It doesn't mean I'm single. When I went to the doctor today, before it even—

listen, well, we got contestants, we got about 8, 9 contestants. Already waiting backstage. Guys, the link is open. I ain't nobody's stunt their ass right now. Heart all beating fast and everything, making me go down there and get an EKG and everything because I'm having heart palpitations thinking like, what's wrong? What's going on? Like, what? Anyway, okay, so listen, um, we got contestants way backstage, but before, um, they get up here, we got to let them know what competition they working with. And so last week's winner came out of nowhere. Remember, her internet was messed up. And we wouldn't let her perform. And then she came back on later and blew us away. Patrice Barnes took home the $300 last week, y'all. Believe in the impossible. It found a deep within my heart. Yes. Overcome the obstacles. Don't let your dreams just fall apart. See, I strive to be the very best. I shine my light for all to see. 'Cause anything is possible when you believe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, I can stand up. I would. But I'm the same height sitting down, standing up. You don't believe me?

The television.

But you gotta be too—

you gotta be like a certain height. Like Kevin Hart could do that when he stand up and sit down, he's still the same height. Like, I'm for real, it's only— it's only a prank, and I got two pillars that I'm sitting on. Shut up. I'm almost taller than you, Derek.

You are.

I noticed.

Hey, Sean, you've been around. You know damn well that girl ain't almost taller than me.

Shut up.

Basically. Listen, the winos got some competition, okay? So listen, before we let them get on up in here, you know we got to pay the bills. You know we got sponsors that sponsor this show. That's how we get paid, all right? It's how we feed our fucking asses anyway. Uh, we got some sponsors we need to bring Drag About, which means Boldly Raise a Glass. So we'll be right back after the break. Y'all better hit that link and get ready on every single platform. There's $300 at stake and a chance to open up for me on tour 2026. You know how tours be lit. Let's go! Full conference located in Albuquerque, New Mexico. It starts December 1st through 4th, and it's gonna have over 1,500 educators, parents, chefs, and things like that that are implementing changes right now in our children's nutrition at the schools, meaning healthier school lunches. I'm excited to meet Ron Finley, the Gangsta Gardener. I've been following him for years. He's gonna be this year's keynote speaker, and I wanna let you know that tickets are on sale and they're going fast. And so listen, if you care like I care and you are tired of having to pack lunches every day, especially if we're taxpaying citizens, then put your money where your mouth is and be in Albuquerque, New Mexico, December 1st, through December 4th. Get your tickets now before they're sold out, okay? Decision makers are going to be at this conference implementing changes in schools across America. So don't wait, grab your ticket right now at farmtoschool.org/conference. Use my coupon code TASHAK25 to get 25% off your ticket. Winos, I'ma see you in Albuquerque if you care.

Rockefeller Records co-founder Damon Nick Dash has filed Chapter 7 bankruptcy in my backyard and he didn't hire me. I reviewed the schedules. First, he listed just $4,350 in assets. He has a lot of companies that are listed with unknown value worth of assets. Also, I found it really interesting that he owes Chris Brown supposedly $100,000 and he listed that he has a cause of action against Chris Brown and others for defamation and other things. Another thing is he listed no income, which is really strange because there has to be some sort of income, family support or otherwise, that's helping you pay your bills. He only listed $5,200 a month in expenses. But this is proof that bankruptcy is not the end. It's the time to restart, rebuild, and get back to work. I'm Chad Van Horn at Van Horn Law Group, and if Damon Dash can use the bankruptcy system to rebuild and get his fresh start, So can you give me a call today if you're dealing with debt issues?

You and Stefon Diggs have known each other since Baltimore. Not— you brought the receipt. He got the receipt back.

This is actually a translucent Hermès invitation from that of a show in 1997.

Okay.

They gifted this to everybody in attendance, so they're pretty rare. Okay. This is an Hermès bag, and these are what we'll call The Diggs files.

The Stefon Diggs files. I'm done. How did he drug you? Like, how does that happen? We pull up to the house.

When we pull up to the house, he's talking to me about all the girls that he got now. 20 girls.

And you said they were all Spanish?

Spanish girls that barely even spoke English. In texts that you provided, "Come get this ass bust." Even though I was drugged, even though I was violated, I never thought that the next step would be my life being threatened. But the situation with Drake went viral on the internet after he told me I was ratting on Stefon. And I came back at him and I'm like, bro, how the fuck am I ratting on Stefon if this is a relationship?

All right, and we're back. Don't forget, guys, that Stefon Diggs exposé drops this Friday because I'm taking off. But I'm going to be live over here on YouTube. Someone on Tasha K Live, I want to get off early because I want to go party. Is that okay? Can I party on Friday, please? All right, listen, uh, Derek Shy, y'all ready? Y'all, you saw that messy, but we ain't here for celebrity gossip tonight. I know, I know, we will be back tomorrow, don't you worry. All right, so listen, we got some guests waiting backstage. They are ready to shoot their shot, um, they ready to win $300. Okay, and a chance to kick off our tour. All right, so we got a lot of big things coming up. These two will be on tour with me. I can't wait. So yes, of course, of course. So who's first? Jasmine, who we got way backstage? Who? Daniquia, how you doing? Hey guys. Hello, how are you? I'm good. I'm good. Okay, where are you calling from? I'm in Atlanta, but I'm from Hollywood, Florida, but I'm in Atlanta right now. Okay, look, you're trying to make sure you slide that Florida in. I got to. I'm from Hollywood. If I don't do that, my family, mom is gonna kill me. I got you, I got you. No problem. Everybody from Florida migrate to Georgia, then they always go back to Florida. So where you going back? So I was just there, I can't stay away. Okay, because I live in Fort Lauderdale, so look, get your ass on back. Hollywood. Yes. What you gonna be doing today? I'm gonna be singing just a little something something right quick. All right, now go on, give us a little something something. Sean is ready, you see his face. Don't piss him off today, please don't piss him off. Let's go. I'm stronger than ever because you believed in me. I know that it's my time. Is my time. Oh, is my time. She said I had 30 seconds. I tried to do it all in 30.

No, you was at 40. You was at 40 seconds.

He didn't stop you. So I was— we wait on him to blow the whistle. Oh, I didn't know, because he good at blowing, so we gave him the whistle to blow.

Nigga, correct.

Blow. Listen, uh, okay, Jasmine, for some reason I can't I need to put down this black box at the bottom. Come look at my screen real quick. Okay, there we go. It's gone, it's gone. All right, so Daniquia, uh, I'm gonna start with, uh, I'm gonna actually start with Derek.

Daniquia, hello. Um, hey, I, I don't know, uh, where you go to church at. That's what I want to know.

I'm singing in the church, believe it or not. It's been a while since I've been in church.

Lord Jesus.

I ain't gonna lie, but I'm from Hollywood, Florida. I grew up singing in the church. My first, my first stage was the church choir at Love Outreach Ministries in Pembroke Pines.

And man, listen, it just sounds like you have a very churchy voice. It sounds, uh, it sounds like you're ready to lead the choir. Um, I did like it. I don't really— I mean, I don't really have any— anything negative to say about you singing. I'm gonna say yes because I just— I liked it. I— it sounds like church. But I liked it, so yes.

Okay, all right, cool. So you got one yes. All right, Sean, Davey, which way is she going? Is she going— is she going on to the final round or is she going home?

Derek, you're an annoying Berenstain. Just want you to know that.

Berenstain, like the Berenstain Bears?

Correct.

I was told like the mama bear a little bit though. A little bit. Um, good.

The voice was subpar. Okay, you definitely have a voice. It's in there somewhere. Um, throughout the yodels, either we got a little piece of— uh, you said you haven't been in church in a while.

I was just trying to explain what a yodel was, but okay.

It was pitchy at moments, but you do have a voice. There is a voice in there. There is. The song choice was terrible. Please don't sing that song again. But you can sing, right? I can hear it. It's in there. It's in there. So I'm gonna say yes to you because I want you to prove me wrong, because as of right now, I don't like you. Pretty Smile. But I don't like—

well, I'm gonna make you love me. I got you.

I'm going to say yes.

I'm on it. Thank you, friend.

I'm going to say yes.

Danique would damn the thank you friend.

Okay, we gotta prove wrong. I got him. It's okay, I'm coming back. All right, so you got two yeses. I thought he was going to say no to all that. Right. And I started yodeling because I wanted him to hear. It's OK, Tasha. It's cool. I just started yodeling because I wanted him to hear what a real yodel was. Yodel like, woo-hoo. Yodel like, woo-hoo.

When Michelle yodels, she going to do that. And Kandi, bye.

All right, so listen, Danikwea, I love you as a wino. I love that you're a Florida girl. I didn't love your voice. However, here's the thing. Jennifer Hudson is very famous, and I don't like her voice, but a lot of people love that type of voice. To me, it kind of gives me a little bit of that. And for me, I don't know why I've never resonated with that type of voice at all. But, um, so for me, it's a no, but you only need 2 yeses to go through. So, um, maybe you'll take it home at the end. You know, please don't be mad at me for this. You know how some people just, you know, like I don't know, some people like Barry White, some people don't, you feel me? That's just kind of what it is. But I just don't, you know, I don't think you can't sing, it's just that I just didn't connect with it. Okay, okay, I'll win you over next round. All right, cool. We'll see you at the end of the show, just stay backstage, okay? All right, let's go. Now you know we only can send through 4, right? 4.

Are you saying we wasted that one or what?

No, I could tell we're gonna be voting some people off before we get to the final round. I could tell you that much.

We don't know what's coming, so we just got to go what we think.

All right, let's go. Because y'all— yes, because you cute. Yeah, because I like your hair. I'm gonna sing you through anyway.

That ain't what we did.

You know, they're like, who's next? Furious Chills. How you doing?

Greetings, doing well.

How are you? Fantastic, brother. You supposed to call me Queen. That's what you're giving right now.

You got the respect, respect.

It was supposed to be greetings, Queen. How you doing today? Peace and blessings upon you. Look, all right, where you calling from? I mean, where you, uh, video from?

Where I'm videoing from, uh, outside of Atlanta, Georgia.

Yeah, okay, cool. I can tell you probably in Southwest Atlanta. It's just the way the houses is built, they got a lot of space.

The north, Lawrenceville, all the way opposite side.

Okay, cool, cool. So what you gonna be doing today? Are you a poet?

Absolutely, yes ma'am.

All right, so, all right, peace and brothers. Come on, King, let's go ahead and shoot the shot.

Oh, uh, the title of this one will be, uh, I think I'll do Hey, Hold On, Chick, We Just Fuckin'. I can remember when my feelings began to change, even though I continued to profess that things remained the same. Although she moved in my mind beyond the chick I was just fucking, like a butterfly, she transformed into this Beautiful woman whom I began loving. Began loving. Just the thought of her body against mine warms me like an industrial oven, 500 degrees in 15 seconds. Ding! Our love scenes have more passion than The Bold and the Beautiful and The Young and the Restless. If I'm lying about that, then Jordan never dunked, Tyson never punched, and Mr. T ain't never— that's a double negative— wore one single Necklace, I began loving you, but being afraid of loving you because of past actions that we could never undo. Being afraid of loving you out of the fear of hurting you. Now I can see how much I was hurting you and others the entire time, constantly.

Yeah, that's it.

I was so taking it back, I was ignoring his blowing because I wanted to hear more.

You was not taking it back.

Couldn't have been, and didn't want to hear more.

No, you would not. Thank you for turning your chair around.

Appreciate that. Listen, uh, Jeffrey Osborne's nephew—

I'm gonna stay in a woman's place right now. Who— whoever goes first, y'all, y'all got it from here.

Go ahead, Sean. You can speak to Jeffrey Osborne's nephew first if you want to. Go ahead. Two Roasters.

Gag early. Fearless, make sure you get it back. Um, so I like the energy. The energy was everything. Um, I wasn't ready for the beginning. I will say that that took me by surprise, but it took me by a good surprise. It's just gross. Um, the ending is where I pull it together. I'm sorry we didn't get there, man. Yeah, it's okay. Gross though. Um, so overall I would say yes, but since I didn't really understand where you were going with that, I'm gonna have to say no. But I enjoyed the try though. Good energy, Dirk.

All right, thank you, Sean. Um, listen, brother, I, uh, wish you would have buttoned your shirt up all the way. Not really sure what the fuck that got to do with the poem. Um, you know, yeah, you looking like Tasha right now. And so, uh, what I will tell you is that, uh, going to a poetry spot, I'm pretty sure they would love it. I've been to plenty of poetry spots and they would love that type of poetry. Yeah, you did throw me off with the beginning. I guess I'll do the chick I used to be fucking, brother. I don't know, just— it was a lot. It was a lot for me. Uh, you know, you had your 500 degrees, ding, and the answer is no. I, I don't know, I just didn't— I didn't see it. Nothing wrong with the poem. I just didn't damn see it. I don't know, no problem. Saying your ass look like Jeffrey Osbourne.

There's an element where I actually start off singing, but because I'm hoarse, I didn't want to do that to myself tonight. The beginning is a song and the end pulls that beginning together.

So that's what you mean next time, do that shit.

Thank you. Can we hear a little piece of the song?

Oh, Sean.

Next time, how about that?

You and your unbuttoned shirt, buddy, over here. Tasha, go ahead.

My shirt won't button.

Well, that's the same here.

I'm missing 3 buttons. They all popped off. I wore this intentionally. You see, there's no buttons in here, and I didn't want it up to my neck tonight, so this is where we at. I have various— when you—

hey, you giving me, you giving me very much African. I like the, the, you know, I like that. It's fine. Um, I don't know what y'all talking about, but I liked him. I really did. It's hard to get my attention, and he got my attention within 10 seconds with the opening of the poem. I didn't expect that. I like the energy. I like that he was into it. Um, and I was, I was mesmerized by it. I was wanting to hear more.

Let me ask this respectfully, and I accept both previous critiques earnestly. If you give me a second chance, I will not only button my shirt, I will change my shirt, and I will have a better selection for you. How about that?

I can't because they, they already voted to no, so it's too late.

Well, I'm out of here then.

Thank you. No problem. Furious Chills.

Thank you.

Peace and blessings unto you, brother. We'll see you next time. Bye, King.

Respect. All right, Sean, I don't know what the fuck Tasha was talking about.

Jasmine, what did the wino say? Goodbye. No, they said goodbye. Now I tell y'all what I like.

We see you like that nigga because y'all had the same shirt on. That's what that was. I thought he was coming here.

Uh, we're doing Day the Artist. Day the Artist. Hi, Day. How you doing? I'm good. How are you? Where you calling from? I'm calling from New Jersey. All right, shout out to Jersey. What you gonna be doing tonight? Uh, today I'll be rapping. Um, if I get into time, there's a second part that I sing.

So if I get to it, then I get to it.

If not, then You better cut in half so we can see both.

Yes, we got 45 seconds, homie.

45 seconds. Okay, let's go. You get it now?

The love I had for you was real. Do you remember how you always said I invalidated your feelings?

Tried to help you level up, said I insult the way you're living. Fill the cup, now feeling spilling. It felt like God made you up for my bread, but I should have learned from Eve because look what she did. Don't know how I let it be, but it is what it is. Love used to be my medicine and now it's making me Sick. And I told you I do whatever it takes just to hold you. You made my heart break 'cause they don't know you. They don't know you the way that I do. The way that I do.

I mean, you hit it right on the money, 45.

So he hit it.

I was practicing.

I did not mean, um, it didn't— what? I wasn't talking about you or anything like that, but, uh, I was, I was talking about he hit the note. I That's what I was talking about. Damn, go ahead, shine. Yeah, um, it's a child.

Holla, make it go away.

You just like here just like hang out or what?

No.

Yeah, so you chilling, you chilling. Yeah, you chilling, you just chilling, right?

Yeah, so fuck no.

Um, go ahead, no. Absolutely not. This is not a cute competition because you would win. But, um, yeah, didn't— no, that was terrible. That was awful.

That was terrible. Oh my God, you just chilling, right? I'm thinking like, you gotta be just chilling because— come on, come on. Okay, uh, Derek, Derek, what do you have for Day Day here?

Hey man, I, I hate agreeing with, uh, Dodo Bird over there. I listen, I, I actually like— fuck out of here— I actually like, uh, the style. I do think you can sing. I think maybe you're nervous. I'll say that. I think maybe—

no, he ain't nervous. He's just trying to meet Shaking or nothing.

So listen, uh, brother, I, I don't know. I like you, uh, you seem cool. Fuck it, man. Are you serious about this or you bullshitting, sir? No, this is, this is not a joke. Goddamn. Let me put it in Tasha lap. I'm gonna go and say yeah, fuck it, let Tasha make the decision. So I'm gonna say yeah. I ain't finna let me and Sean make it. Tasha, you do this shit. It's your show.

Hey, Dae Dae. How you doing?

Nah, fuck that. Let me change my answer.

I ain't like the way—

I don't like the way this nigga said, hey, Dae Dae. Fuck that.

My answer changed. No.

No.

Uh-uh.

Nope.

Let it rock. Let it rock.

No.

No, sir. That nigga said, hey, Dae Dae. I happen to love rap and R&B together. I wish a lot more artists would do that. I can see that if you were to really, really— I don't know how serious you are, but if you really were to take it serious, that was giving a little bit of Tory Lanez, a little bit, you know what I'm saying? I love Tory Lanez because I love the mix and the flow. He's always giving you something different. You just never know what you're gonna get with him. He's just a phenomenal artist. And so, and you definitely look like an artist. You're very attractive and everything like that. And so I would say, yeah, I liked it. I cannot help that. I I liked it. Yeah, it's my— it's my type of music, so I listen to R&B and rap.

Thank you.

Together. All right, we'll see you at the end of the show.

Okay, thank you.

Bye, Day Day.

I gotta stop letting my disdain for Sean override my true feelings. That's what I gotta do.

Fuck that.

Sean, I'm sorry.

Latasha, we only got 4 spots.

Yeah, because as soon as she said, hey, Daddy, I said, didn't the Winos like him?

No.

Huh? They like the way he looked. That's enough. Listen, it's a talent show. That's talent, right? No. Yes, that's talent. Okay, but that is—

I won't ever do that again.

I would never touch nobody's child. I'm just sorry, but he, you know. Who's next? Uh, Stephen. Hi Stephen! I didn't brush my hair today. Stephen popped up in a damn radio studio. What you gonna be doing today, Stephen Glass? Yes ma'am, I'm gonna be singing. Can you guys hear me fine? We can hear you fine. Okay. All right, so go ahead. What you gonna be singing? Uh, In the Still of the Night. Oh, okay. Well, floor is yours. Shoot your shot. Okay. Yes, ma'am. In the still of the night, I held you, held you tight. Oh, I love, love you so. Promise I never let you go. In the still of the night, in the still of the night, I remember The night in May. OK. The stars were bright. All right, Stephen Glass music. OK. So we are going to start with Derrick today. We're going to let him make up his own mind. So Derrick King, what do you think of this King here?

I might have liked it better if it was In the Heat of the Night. But I didn't like this. I just wasn't a fan. I don't know, it's Doo-Wop-ish. I don't know, man. I just— I ain't no fan of Doo-Wop for the tour. I'm not. I was looking for the, the fire barrel and your three brothers to be behind you going— and I didn't get none of that shit. I got you, the record player, the lava lamp, and the whole setup. So continue on with your podcast career. You got a nice looking podcast studio over there. Um, I don't know, you seem like you're into some sort of weird-ass porn, but whatever you do, continue doing it, brother.

I applaud you.

Where did that come from? I don't know, Steve.

I don't know, nigga. I don't know, nigga. Nigga just look like he into some weird shit, but go ahead though, brother.

Oh my God, bro. Stephen, I apologize. I'm so sorry. You look normal to me. Uh, Sean, Yeah, don't listen to him.

The only thing I would say change is those glasses. They're like birth control. Um, yeah, so I would say like, because you don't need glasses.

Take your glasses off, let me see.

That nigga can't see.

Take your glasses off. Yeah, I can't see.

I can't see you guys.

That's fine, we can still hear you. That's it. And when you're singing, close your eyes. Take your glasses off, close your eyes, and just sing. Okay, you do have a voice in there.

You do.

It's a little pitchy. I wouldn't have chose the song that you chose just because you— any song you choose, I'll tell anybody, when you come up here, if you're going to sing a song, sing something that showcases your vocal capability, not a song that you like. Don't, don't choose a song that you like because the majority of the time when you choose a song you like, you don't sound like what you think you sound like. You, you really don't. You, you may have in your, in your mind that you sound like the song, but you don't because it's still going to get karaoke anyway because you're not the original singer. So always think something that can showcase what you are capable of. Yes, I want to say yes because I— you do have a tone. You do. It's a little pitchy, and that could have been nerves. So I do want to say yes to— I'm just gonna— yeah, I'm gonna say yes because you do have a voice. I would just say if you do get— if you come back Choose something that showcases what you can do vocally. Don't try to impress. Show us that you can sing.

Okay.

All right, all right. So you got one yes and one no, so it's up to me. Do you know the song 'Knocks Me Off My Feet' by Stevie Wonder? No, ma'am. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Then my answer is no, because I was going to ask you to come and sing that because I feel like you have—

but I can learn it.

I can definitely learn it.

We have other shows that you can, uh, come and try out on. This is not the only show. But, um, your tone, I could definitely see you really, really doing that song very well. Y'all know what song I'm talking about, right?

I know the exact one, and I agree with you.

His voice is like for that. So it's called "Knocks Me Off My Feet" by Stevie Wonder. It's one of my favorite all-time songs. And you have that type of voice. So when he was like, you got a Doo-Woppy voice, you do have a Doo-Woppy voice, which is a very— like, it's kind of one of those voices that, you know, young girls that are like falling in love, it's their first like high school crush, going into— like, you have that type of voice. And you have the look. So I would just say learn some more songs from that era and come back and, and kill it. But my answer is gonna be no today. Okay, gotcha. Okay, but you can sing though.

Thank you.

All right, bye Stephen. Why did you say that?

You were so mean to him. He was so sweet.

Now fuck that.

I was— I stuck it to the music.

He talked about weird stuff and Because guess what, that doo-woppy shit where you said it seems like young girls— nigga, I was trying not to say that, but again, that's exactly what the fuck it seemed like. He sound like he's singing to a 16-year-old.

In my life, did you just actually sing the song?

The nigga sounded weird to me.

Weird.

Bring your boots.

No, man, I wasn't with it.

Who's next? Mahogany Rose, how you doing? How are you? Mahogany Rose, 39, from New York. What's going on, Tasha? I'm good, how are you? New York always come in with the energy, they be ready all the time. We grew some grass on somebody's porch. What's going on? I'm sorry, listen, I'm sorry, I'm going through something right now. Um, I just shouldn't have said that, but Forget what I said. I'll tell the Winos about it later. OK, what you going to be singing today? So I wrote a little promo song, "Lift Me Up." So I just want to sing an original. OK, let's go. All right. But I ain't never, but I ain't never had nobody lift me up, baby, yeah, yeah, like you do. You're just on another level. But you a strong man, that's what I like about you. And I appreciate the love, and I could never get enough. I want you all to myself, you got it in my eyes. Don't want nobody else, don't want nobody else. Sugar sweetie, sexy honey pie, I'mma be around for a lifetime. I love it when you looking in my eye, and I love it when you gripping on my thigh. Love it when you smack this booty when it's in the sky. Bring me to a climax 'cause you pull up a surprise. These thirsty hoes know what's up, know that you my guy. Cat bitches, back 'em up, not fucking with mine. Yes!

Okay.

Okay, all right, all right, all right.

Run it.

The audience in the back, they clapping. They talking about, yeah, girl! All right, so we're gonna start with Derek so he can make up his own mind.

I'm tired of y'all. Hey, hey, Mahogany. Mahogany, that's your name?

Yes, my name is Mahogany Rose.

Hey, Mahogany Rose, I don't know you, but let me tell you something. The fact that you sang an original song, I like that you were standing up. Maybe that allowed us to hear more of your voice. Sometimes, uh, sitting down can, you know, uh, you know make your diaphragm not be what it needs to be the same. And so I'm gonna say yes to you, Mahogany Rose. Uh, I just like the originality of it. And then I don't know if it's a nigga over there, but when you said smack that ass, I, I was acting like I was smacking, but I don't fight New York.

D, I messed with you for real.

Shit, I messed with you for real. Yes.

Is it a yes or no?

Nigga, it's a hell yes.

You're getting married in a couple months. I'm— me and Sean are gonna be at the wedding together.

You gonna be at the wedding? Sean ain't invited.

I'm coming in because of me. And you better have some crash dates. What is it? Yeah, what you think of mahogany?

Oh Lord Jesus, I'll be so I want you to know that about a good 3 minutes before this show started, Jasmine gave Derek a neck because he really didn't have one. We had to do a lot of adjusting back here. It's part of the reason we were late, um, trying to angle that chest over there of his. Um, I wish you would have stood still because your, your voice was bouncing, but you do have a voice. You can sing. I wish you would have sang a different song first, and then if you would have got chose, came back with the original, because it did sound good. Like, it wasn't bad. I like the tone that you have with it. You can tell that you know how to carry your voice and you do have voice control. I did like that as well. Yes, you have a lot of confidence. I love confidence. You're exuding that. So it's a yes for me.

All right, so thank you so much. All right, Mahogany, this is tough, man. This is tough. It's because I could tell that you could sing, but it was hard to hear because you kept moving around. And so because we only could choose 4, we've already chosen 2, right? 3. If we choose you, that's 3, and there's one that went through that only said— well, I liked him. He got talent. Listen, he does. See, she said he got talent too. We know talent when we see talent. Yes, I like talent. He's versatile, you know.

You trying to win or not? You trying to win or no, Mahogany? Stop your shit. You trying to win or no?

That's right. I'm not just trying to win. Well, listen, Mahogany, it don't matter what I think. It don't matter what I think, Mahogany. They, they both said yes, so we'll see you at the end of the show. Just make sure you stand still so people can hear you sing it, because if not, you're gonna lose. They're not gonna vote for you. Okay. All right, love you, Sasha.

Thank you.

All right, bye, girl. I'll see you at the end of the show.

God, dog, why you don't like her?

It's not that I didn't like her, I couldn't hear her voice. Even Joshua said you could hear her voice.

It was the Wi-Fi.

And maybe I'm a little prejudiced right now against New Yorkers because they glued carpet to my wood at the house. You know, I got a rental property and they cost me like $7,000 in damage because they, they thinking that Georgia is New York and it's not. You can't glue carpet to wood. Yeah, New Yorkers.

They ain't got time for that, Tasha. They got to lay it like they see it.

Let's go. Who's next?

Mercury.

Mercury, how you doing? I'm sorry, I've got a church in my— Mercury, what was you doing down there? I was, uh, I was plugging the computer in. Can you hear me? Is this better? Yeah, I can hear you, Mercury. Uh, so where are you calling from? New York? NOLA. No, from NOLA. New Orleans. Yes. Okay, all right, cool. That's— yeah, didn't expect that. I was— you was giving Jersey or New York. Um, so what are you going to be doing today? Um, I'm going to be reciting an original poem. Okay, go ahead, recite an original poem. Let's go, Mercury. I sensed there was a strange nine inside, so I took to sulking in corners and reading. And my family called it selfishness. But with the brilliance of a thousand impulses, I left. And I was starving in a small room in a strange city, and I read the Sunday paper on Monday after digging it out of trash cans. And the money came out of nowhere, off the streets, and all that mattered was the next drug. And I drank, and I sang, and I fought. And my family said, a donkey should never go to college. 'Cause nobody likes a smartass. It was the most wonderful time, slime and slumming, and my grandma never hated me, not once. She only expected me to write a poem and a masterpiece or two, and I don't think I can. Okay, Mercury, all right, so, shot.

With everything going on with Charlie Kirk, what are you doing here?

I don't know what that means. Derek, Derek, Derek, what is your vote? Derek? Oh no, I'm trying to make $300. That's what I'm doing here. Oh, what you gonna use the money for, Mercury? Mercury, what you gonna use the $300 for? For life in general, for rent, to be honest. Why are you so choppy? Because I just am. Why don't you believe that? Because I'm light complected? No, light complected? No, you're white. It's fine. You're not white? I'm not. What are you? Hispanic. Mesa. M-E-Z-A. Why are you— okay, that's fine.

Well, you—

so you white Hispanic. Listen, why you keep moving? Why you keep moving? Because I don't know. Listen, I, I— that poem, it really touched me. I'm not even gonna lie, because I felt like it was true, a lot of the things that you were saying. It's definitely true. Okay, and I'm so sorry that that happened to you, uh, coming up, or Actually about my grandmother. Okay, okay, cool. All right, so listen, um, because I don't believe that you're gonna use the money, uh, for rent, I'm gonna go ahead and just drop you down, okay? It ain't got nothing to do with your skin color, they ain't got nothing to do with you being Hispanic or nothing like that. My daddy is a white Puerto Rican, okay? But I just don't believe you using the money for rent. I believe you're using the money for other, uh, extracurricular activities. So we're gonna drop you down. Go ahead and get up out of here. Let's go. We're not doing this today.

She was making me dizzy, son.

I swear to God, I'mma fight you when I see you. Set your feet, nigga, set your feet when I see you, 'cause I'm— That shit said, with everything going on with Charlie Kirk, I don't know why you here, Tasha. I ain't even know what the fuck to say after that.

Moved on, moved on. They, they pulling media licenses. I'm like, I'm just, just moving on. But I just feel like she gave me school shooter. She really did. I'm not gonna support that. I don't know what that was, but that spirit just— it didn't have anything to do— we had some badass white girls perform on this show. Yeah, we really did.

Her spirit was wrong. Now you right about that. It was something about that spirit. I didn't like it with her.

I'm like, you are not using this money You ain't gonna tell us to get the money and then you—

no, that's why she was nervous and kept moving, because you know you lying.

She didn't sit still at all, at all.

You ain't got regular curtains back there.

And buy a rifle.

That was a group home.

Move here. Penetration, how you doing? What do I know? Hold on one second. Penetration. Hey, hey, Penetration, why you name yourself Penetration? So it's P.E.N.E.T.R.A.T.I.O.N. Pen, Poetically Enhanced Notations. I never shoot for the surface, I aim for the soul. I penetrate deep. Okay. Yeah. All right, all right. So, uh, give me a second real quick. What did y'all think of Mercury? Was she in retrograde? What'd they say?

She was another planet. Uranus.

Yeah, she was a junkie. I know she smoked dope.

Go ahead.

Half my family is Latina. I couldn't tell that she was either white or black because she was just so pale. Nutritionally deficient. Sorry, Penetration. Uh, so you're gonna be performing today, uh, a poet. All right, go ahead, please change the energy up in here. I got you. I don't get no love like the heart was missing. If I ain't naked in my post, cheeks drop down low, ain't nobody trying to listen. But see, I'm different. I choose not to be a victim in these social media killings. Dead to reality headshots with the filters, booties injected with the fillers. Makeup got these women thinking that they pretty young things when underneath They just thrillers. I spit truth that will cut you like my tongue was a pair of scissors. But at the same time, I feed your soul like I invited you to dinner. Who, me? I ain't too concerned about the outward because the revealing of true self starts with the dissecting of the inner. And yeah, you may have never heard of penetration before, but believe me, I'm far from a beginner. Now let that penetrate. All right, all right, hit the wine glass on that. That was very bold, very confident. We're gonna start with you, Sean.

I feel penetrated. All right, definitely do.

All right, um, all right, good.

No one's talking to you, chill.

Yeah, well, nigga, I'm here. Oh, now y'all giving her the same energy I was giving Day Day. Uh-uh, Cassie, what's going on here? It's all good.

No, no, she talented though.

Yeah, I don't know what's going on with you. They, they got talents.

You should bring them with next time. Um, Penetration, loved you, love the energy. Can tell you've been doing this for a while. You're not new, you're not new to this, you're not new to this. But unfortunately, since Tasha and Derek have tied my hands. We already have 3 people selected, so I'm going to have to say no based off on the merit. We have more people to come, and I just don't know how this is going to go. I would hate to say yes right now, and so I'm torn.

So I'm— you can say yes, and then we'll just vote off who is not going.

Okay, you want to do it like that?

Yeah, that's how we've been doing it. She's like, yeah, let's do it.

Of course.

Yeah, let's do it like that.

Okay, so I'm gonna say yeah, I, I loved it. The energy was there, the presence was there. I would love to hear something different from you, but I love it. And you're pretty, you're really pretty.

Thank you, thank you.

Yes, from Shunner.

Thank you. Okay, Derek.

My woman is not home, I shall not be commenting on your looks or nothing like that. I think you are talented. No, listen, no, no, real talk, I think you're talented. What I wish is that you had, uh, auditioned weeks ago when we did our reports. That's my wish. I think that you're talented. I like the way that you changed up the energy. I like the poem that you gave. Um, I don't know, I like you. I'm saying no, not because I don't like you, but I, I think for the reason that Sean was about to say no. So I'm sticking with that even though I like you. Um, I don't know. I think it's bad timing for you, for— in my opinion. I wish you would have came weeks ago. I, I shouldn't be penalizing you for that, even though I am. So it's a no.

Okay, thank you. All right, so Penetracia, I'm gonna say yes. I think you were fabulous. All you need is two yeses to go through because they sent New York through.

Oh, you so petty.

And I'm from Boston. I'm from Boston. So I like, I like New York as a wino, but I just— I did— I couldn't get full performance. So I felt like, you know, she shouldn't be sitting here. Dada— at least Dada gave a full performance. So Penetration is definitely talented. So you're going through, and they're just gonna have to vote off who's not gonna go with the—

put it in the hands of the winos.

Thank you. All right, let's go. We'll see you at the end of the show.

I got you.

It's back.

I thought you were unimpressed.

Who, me? I liked her a lot.

We all liked her after Mercury just left. Why wouldn't we like her?

Mercury got me shaking like a motherfucker.

We seen Mercury, then we seen penetration, like, okay, let me ask you, uh, Mercury, what you— what you— you, Mercury, what you gonna use the money for, Mercury?

I got rent to pay. So you're gonna be paying rent? Talking about she from New Orleans, not hot.

She from Houma, Louisiana. Don't do NOLA like that.

You don't even have a NOLA accent. Stop the game.

They never seen them curtains in New Orleans.

I'm not white, I'm Hispanic.

Yeah, them girls is strong.

Oh, she probably won't even remember being on here. Listen, uh, who's next? Who? Regent. How you doing? Hi, Regent.

Regent.

Regent. Regent. Atlantis Whirlpool. Hi. Hi, Regent. Hey, can y'all hear me? Yes, we can hear you. Can y'all hear me? Yes. Can you hear us? One second. Hi, give me one second. Regent, we— you got to fix that and come back. We got like 19 people waiting backstage. Drop it out there. Yeah, we can't do this right now. She was supposed to have that together.

I hate when people come on like that.

Okay, girl, have your stuff together. She talking a whole low voice like, wait a minute. All right, who's next? Miss Queen, how you doing? Yes. Hey, Tasha, birthday girl. Hey, hey, birthday girl. Aren't we performing to perform for your birthday? Yeah. Oh, okay. Wait a minute, my birthday ain't— no, it's all good though. But no, yes, to, to, for my birthday, you right. Well, I hope I open up for your birthday. Okay, so what you gonna be doing? I'm hip-hop. Okay, all right, hip-hop, go ahead and perform. All right, you know I can't use the beat, but for your birthday, if I open up for you, the beat is fire. Okay, okay, beat is fire, let's go. All right, you smoke a blunt to take the pain out. I got my effort to my pen blowing my brains out. I'm hoping as a single mother victimized after struggle What others trust and live life like no other. Trapped in the storm, wet to hell, hold on. And raising brothers, Westside thuggin', thuggin'. Heart of a lion, prayin' to a God that love us. Forgive us, Father, Lord knows we ain't livin' right. Picture your dreams on a triple beam. Life may seem power of a crack fiend. No matter what, you gotta believe or bow down to a profound king or queen, huh? They tried to bury me alive. My life will fit with lies so I wouldn't ride on my enemies. The pressure of life so priceless, you can't buy time. No, no, unlike this. Don't make— hold on for a second, Miss Queen. Give me a second. Cover your ears. Don't make me fucking fire you, Derek.

You got one at a time.

You got one at a time. Below, below.

She wasn't at her time.

Blow. Hold on, what he say? This is right, it's fine.

I hope you— I hope you wanted me to blow for the reason that I will say.

What happened, y'all? I'm lost. It's okay, it's okay. We're gonna find you. We're gonna help you. We're gonna help you. Uh, we're gonna bring you up. This is me.

Uh, did I shot Yeah, you are lost, girl. Look like you fell in the closet and then just, you just came back out and just— what was on?

Oh no, I'm not that kind of lost. You, that— yeah, you can go somewhere without one.

Yeah, babe, we're very confused, sweetheart. Do you have sunglasses on indoors? Why?

I have sunglasses on because they're beautiful. Okay, but that's what I do. We ain't here to judge what I look like. Did you hear what I said? Do you hear— did you hear about the some of men. You understand my situation?

I heard, I heard that.

Okay, listen to it then. Open your ears, not eyes. And I know I look good.

So what, are you just gonna be like backstage with a microphone?

Like, what you mean?

Are you gonna be on stage?

On stage opening up?

Correct, correct, correct. So a little part of what you look like does matter then, doesn't it?

Just so people— it does, baby, right?

Okay, so I was just She's asking a question, sweetie. There's no, you know, need to get defensive about a no anyway. That was a cute try. That was cute. It was adorable.

This is what you mean, like the queen? What is it that you don't like? Because he said queen, baby. Tell me what you don't like.

The rap. You're up here giving Lauren Badoo. Oh, rap is what I didn't like.

Oh, it's not, baby. It's Lauren Hill all day. Nothing, nothing about me. Nothing about me. That's it.

It was the rap.

That's it. Okay, I got you. Well, I got Fox, but you know. Are you mad at me? No, I'm not. I'm going— What? Um, shout out to everybody in the, um, audience who like what I represent. And you know the thing, Tupac raised me. We know how to get it. I'm playing it serious. I'm playing it for the precious job all day, every day.

We do our job. Can you let us do our job? Listen, you, you tripping. You the first, you're the first contestant. You are absolutely correct. Tupac raised you and you stole that nigga's lyrics and style to fit you. Listen, Queen, listen, listen. You, you are raised by Tupac. All I heard was the Tupac influence. I want to know who Miss Queen is, not who Tupac was. I understand that that's what you were giving. You, I understand you, you breathe hip-hop. But for this tour, we want originality. I mean, but that you was doing Tupac's lyrics but in your own little style.

That's just the uniqueness of it, so you can know where it's derived from. That's all.

Okay. And I damn— but it was too much.

So I like that because you know exactly what it is. And only thing I did was just keep this— keep it alive, baby.

No, listen. Listen, it was, it was too much. It need to rest because he came. All right, no, Sean, I'm tired. I'm tired.

Okay, um, Miss Queen, uh, Claire, uh, parentheses, YouTube, parentheses, uh, Cash App, Jace. Smooch to Park? The real— no one. She didn't put cash up on there. Miss, Miss Queen, you see, Miss, Miss Queen, uh-huh. Permission to speak freely, Queen? Queen, the Queen? I don't think the, the, the computer wants me to speak. So they already gave two nos.

Yeah, we gave two nos.

Okay. All right, so I don't have to say anything at this point. Um, we're Cash App her if you liked her music. Go ahead, move on.

She want me get no Cash Apps? Sean, I'm the only person that fight with you on this goddamn show. She gonna come in here and fight with you? That's my goddamn job, gonna sit here and holler at Sean like that? You get your ass on somewhere.

What did she say to Sean? I didn't hear anything.

She was just arguing with him. That's my job. The fuck is you doing? That's my job. I argue with Sean.

I needed her hair wrap because my hair is just not brushed today.

Tasha, she was terrible.

We gonna try Regent again. She was better than Mercury. Oh, okay, y'all, I got it together. You ready? Yes, I'm ready. So I'm singing Teyana Taylor. Okay, okay. Where are you? Where you calling from? Shreveport, Louisiana. Down the street? Down the street. Where you at? Arkansas. Arkansas. Okay. Oh yeah, you down the street. Yeah.

Hey, I'll be at RSVP Lounge on a Saturday celebrating my birthday.

You're Louisiana?

Why didn't you invite us?

Sean saw it. I don't know if you saw it.

You're in Louisiana region.

Um, ask him what month. Is this your first time in Shreveport?

He said no, I'll be at the— I'll be at LOL all the time.

Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

And I'll be at Hayes on Texas Street, so this is off of Uri Drive. So yeah, but go ahead, I'm sorry.

How you doing, Nola? Did y'all see y'all fella Nolan earlier? Her name was Mercury.

Mercury, y'all know her?

Look, I'm here to help. Shameful, shameful. But she's going to represent for Louisiana, I promise you that.

Hey, because that was South Louisiana, this is North.

Mama, let's do not get married. It's a difference. Okay, okay. All right, all right, go ahead, Regent. Fighting to keep us together, hope is worth a try. You ain't always been an angel, but heaven's on our side. I got my demons too, I know just how you feel. You can be real with me, that's why you're still with me. Can't hide behind a carry-on, a diamond ring. I don't even care if you lie to me, cause there ain't much to get by me these days. I say I do just to say I don't. Give me no reason to go through your phone. This is deeper than you and other women. This is daddy issues. This is his with the wrong type of— so hold on, hold on, don't let me go. Hold on, hold on. Hey, sorry. All right, Sean, we're gonna start again with this. Say we're gonna start with Sean, 'cause her mama gonna whoop your ass if you don't. I ain't got nothing to do with this.

I definitely enjoyed it. That beautifully done. I love sultry soft, smooth voices. It gave like a Sade with like a little mixture of like Jasmine Sullivan. I loved it, like how you executed it. I love that you kept your breaths. You know when to hold it, you know when to release it. I love that. I love when singers listen to themselves when they sing instead of just singing. Like, you could tell you really listen to yourself, right? So I loved it. Um, I would love to hear an original— like, I'm original— I would love to hear a different kind of song from you, but I love that. So yes for me.

All right, thank you.

Okay, Derek, let me get right into it. Uh, so Saturday is comedy and karaoke. The actual name is karaoke comedy. I would love for you to come out and sing on Saturday at my birthday party at RSVP. Uh, okay, listen, if you got time, doors open up at 8. It's an absolute yes for me. I thought you sounded— I think you were the best sounding person that we've had today, in my opinion. Um, I like the softness of your voice, so yes.

Thank you, thank you. Look at God. Thank you, Darryl.

Ain't no problem, Mama. Hey, Mama. Hey, and then we can go eat some Classic Chicken.

Let's do it. Oh, she said Orlando.

Okay, I'll take Orlando too. But I'm a Southern classic man.

Yeah, I feel— oh yeah, I love something. All right, enough about the chicken.

Sweet corn grits.

Do I have 3 yeses? You to back that up there. You need to be salads anyway.

Tasha, you gonna cut that shit out.

Black ass. You got some blood pressure. You should have said eat salads and spit in your chair.

No, hey, now stop encouraging her, Regent.

Hell, I'm sorry. Um, I am just becoming a Teyana Taylor fan. Okay, I like the new album that she did, The Escape Room. I love it. Her voice is very unique and different, so when you said you were going to choose her song, I was like, because, right, right, I feel like it's such a unique voice that only she could sing her songs, right? Right. And that's not a bad thing. I didn't think you sounded bad. I thought you sounded good. I just didn't— it gave me more of like, I could see you at the jazz club, like really kind of doing your thing, but I couldn't see you on stage opening up my show. Oh, hold on, hold on. I got— yeah, I have more for you. I definitely have more for you. She gonna do Etta James, Mama. I'm gonna choose— here's the thing, here's the thing. They already gave you two yeses. I'm just being honest with you about what I've observed. I think it was a nice song. I think it was nice, but you like— right, let me tell you something. Okay, it's a God thing. This is a God thing for Derek to even invite her out when he comes to, um, perform. So at the end of the day, I'm good. You got an opportunity, whether you make it or not, you still got an opportunity live on stage with Derek. So, right, um, what I'm saying is like, I just— I could tell that you got a nice voice. It didn't give performer, you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, so that— I'm gonna give you that. It's up to you and the wino. No, I don't want you to rap. Please don't. No, listen. Okay, okay. I want you to sing. I like singles. Okay, so thank you. You're welcome. I mean, they, they sent her through. I'm just telling you, the winos you got some competition, so just be ready for it, okay? I got you. Yes, ma'am. Thank y'all. Stay backstage.

Okay, they were talking too much.

Why y'all setting up for the— for the okie doke?

Nobody's setting her up for the okie doke. I honestly feel like since we started the show today, she has been the most collected singer.

She can sing that song.

She might be able—

I wouldn't have her switch songs. Yes, I wouldn't have her sing that song.

Kayla has a very specific voice. She can only sing her songs.

But see, that's an old Teyana Taylor song. I like that song from Teyana's old album, so I actually like the way she sang it. That's what I'm saying. I liked her and her mama. I mean, I'm sure they gonna bring you a plate if they bring it from her. Hey, Tasha, I didn't like the way Sean laughed at that fucking comment.

Is this true?

Hi, Rory!

Hi, hi, hi! Hello, hello! Where you calling from? I'm from Florida. Florida? Yes, ma'am. Florida? Yes, ma'am. Where are you from? I'm from a little city called Plant City, Florida, like right outside of Tampa, right in— it's like right in between Lakeland. I know exactly where that is. That's strawberry capital. I'm from Panama City, Florida. I know where all that is, ma'am. Trust me, I watch you. I know. Okay, so what you gonna be doing today, Robbie? Um, I'm gonna rap. I'm, I'm a songwriter really, but I, I just— I've— since I was like a teenager, I've kind of— I— they tell me that I'm good at it. So I've done a couple underground shows, like I did underground in Arizona when I stayed out there. So I'm, you know, I'm gonna shoot my shot. Go ahead, that's what you're here for. Go ahead, it's up to them at this point. I ain't even voting no more, but go ahead. Okay. I'm grinding hard, I'm trying to touch a couple meals just to prove to bitches who wouldn't feed a bitch a meal that the hunger in my soul finna cut me out of dealing. While I'm eating, they'll be starving. How the fuck that struggle feel? Yo, let's be real, these hoes fold like dollar bills. They be posing all on Insta, but I know that shit ain't real. My mama taught me how to pray, grind, and how to pay my bills. Never beg or ask a bitch, I'd rather take the shit. Too many days we had to fake it till we made it, keeping those so dope to stole cable. Couldn't worry about no labels, trying to put food on my table. Nobody ever stopped and asked if I was really stable. Took care of everyone else and have asked my own foundation on top of stuff. Derek, go.

Uh, we had a lot of people to come on tonight. Um, I think you're a cool person. I'm gonna say no. That's all I got.

Go ahead, Sean. Harsh.

Um, I liked you, I did, but again, I think that it is a little harder to get through as a rapper. It definitely is. The lack of beat, it is one of the things. But if you're going to rap and come on here rap, performative. It has to be performative. Rappers get to move around. That— because that's not a big deal as a rapper moving around, you know what I'm saying? Giving the energy that you got to do. As the singer, I would tell the singer sit still so, you know, your voice can project. But as a rapper, you can move around. Like, you can, you know, kind of be playful, right, with it and whatnot. So I'm gonna say no for now, but I did like you. I did think you were—

okay. Thank you. All right, uh, Rory, um, that was— those are some interesting lyrics, uh, that you were rapping there. I just want to ask, like, um, it sounds like— I don't know, it sounds like you were rapping somebody else's lyrics about their life. No, I'm right. this is from experience. But, I mean, I have. I. I write other things. I write, like, theme songs. Like, I write a lot, but I have other songs. But they're, like, you know. Right. Like, you know what's best for you. That's the thing. I think that you're talented. I do. The lyrics didn't quite, like, you know, how you can see what people have gone through. You don't strike me as the type of person that has gone through that, so. But here's the thing. But here's the thing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I think that you're talented and that rap needs people like you to write for them. Okay, like, I— you rap better than most of the— because I hear, for real. So thank you. No, like, if, if you were to put that with, I don't know, I don't know, up-and-coming rapper out here that's about to break it, I think they would do fairly good. Like, I just— it didn't seem right coming from you because you don't look like you went through those things that you were rapping, right? And that— I think they, they let people be letting this baby face fool them.

But yeah, I'm sorry, you got gum in your mouth?

No, no, sir. Shut up, Derek. Listen, you got You got a, you, you got a very feminine look. That's weird, you know? And it's crazy because I said that, like, the shirt that I chose, I'm like, damn, maybe I should have just went with my streetwear because I don't always wear stuff like this. The lyrics gave Dope Boy, and I think, I think you should be writing for dope boys, okay, in Florida. But that's what I want to do. That's what I want to do, Tasha. So it's kind of like, I, I thank you guys for the exposure. Like, don't beat me up too bad, Derek, because I already knew y'all was gonna try to eat me alive. But I want a song, right? Okay, I wanna— I wanna song, right? But at the same time, I'ma also, you know, put myself out there. But I mean, if you'll give me another chance and I can come back, I have way more stuff like that that shows a different side of me. Like, I, I write from experience, so this is not just, you know, this is just— but yeah, if you knew my story and where I come from, it That makes sense. Okay, but you don't look like what you've been through, okay? I would have never thought that you went through that, and so kudos to you. It's gonna be a no for me tonight. Hopefully you'll come back with something a little bit more. I definitely will.

I definitely—

but I'm glad you didn't dress like a stud tonight, okay? No. All right, thank you. Thank you, Rory. Be honest. She— it didn't say— I thought she was—

I was quick and to the point. Let me cut this off because we got so many people tonight. Hey, and it wasn't no point of wasting the time.

We gotta go. We got 2 more people we gotta audition, so y'all— and then we're gonna do the elimination round because we got a list. She ain't got no list.

Well, then that was gum. That's what I was asking for.

No, I think her tongue was pierced. Was her tongue pierced?

Couldn't see it, but I knew something was in her mouth.

Why you all up in her mouth?

It wasn't that, it was just how the girl sounded. I thought it was an overbite, a Michelle Obama overbite.

I didn't know. How you doing, Jamel? Where you calling from? Jamel, hi, hi, peace, brother, to you. How you doing, sir?

Get off that wall. I'm not going to walk.

Thank you.

Sit down.

Oh, okay.

Hold on, is that your real hair?

Yeah, that's my hair.

Turn around.

Yeah, turn around. Let us judge.

Somebody gonna steal that. They gonna cut that off and steal that.

No, hopefully not.

Paul Jamal, so what you gonna be doing today? First of all, where you from? Where you from?

I'm in Dallas, Texas right now.

Okay, so what you gonna be doing today?

I'm gonna sing something.

All right, go ahead and sing. All right. When I heard you sing, but you don't want no part of me no more.

I can't hear because you keep cutting out, so I don't know if the Lord is telling you not to hit those notes or what, but maybe if you just stand in one position and stand a little bit closer to the camera.

Yeah. Come closer to the camera. Put your chair and sing sitting like on the edge of your chair and just be still singing because it's cutting out. It's like the internet is trying to find your voice.

Okay.

All right, cool.

Now?

Yes. All right, go ahead. All right. In 1 million years, I never thought I'd meet someone that's Perfect. I never thought that someone could make my mind go around in circles. I never thought there was a bitch who would get blasted and jerked. Listen, huh? What you say, Paul? I'm sorry, I had to go to the bathroom. I'm sorry.

Uh, I wanted to get that other part.

You know, I can't— I can't let go of you.

Sean, can we just go to the next person? Because Austin's crying. Papa Offset is trying it. Now look at here.

Now, now, Paul, look at here.

Look at here. No, no. What you need this $300 for, huh? Do you need this $300?

Like, is it like, yeah. Is that ours? I was like, we got smoke detectors.

Okay, um, no, that's Papa Offset's smoke detector. We heard the smoke detector better than we heard him. So it's gonna be a strong no for me, uh, uh, please don't come back type of no, um, for me. But I appreciate you coming through. You, Papa Seth. I appreciate that.

Okay, uh, Derek.

Um, this is a real special time of year for me, Paul. My father's name was Paul. Oh, my birthday was 2 days ago, and so, uh, I would always, uh, so your name means something to me, Paul. And I've been, I've been in the D all the time. I'll be up there, I hit I-30 and come on that way, dog.

Did you say you get D all the time, is what you said?

You should pay attention to what I said. I said I'll be in the D. That's what we call Dallas. And you're not gonna do that. And so, Paul, yes, I used to try to rhyme my daddy's name all the time. You ever, you ever rhymed your name?

Not really, but it can be though.

I used to rhyme it all the time. My dad, because, because of what he would always say, I would ask him something, he'd be like, no. So it was like, Paul, no.

So I'm gonna say, no, Paul, don't say no. Paul, um, can I ask you a question? You've been singing a long time, right? Yeah, who told you? Who told you you could sing? I just want to know, like, is it the women you sleep with? I could tell you pull a lot of women because your hair long and you got—

No, hold on, Latasha, hold on. Are you like flabbergasted right now?

He don't know what's happening because the women he's been sleeping with his whole life have lied to him and told him he could sing.

I should stop there. There's one of them over there now.

No, I don't care. I'm being honest with Paul. You look good, okay? You are a very attractive man. You got the dreads, you got the body. The leather pants is a little too hot for that, so it may be a little musty down there near the balls. But what I'm saying to you is, Paul, they need to stop lying to you. Paul, you cannot sing. Paul, no. Paul, no. Get him off the screen. I got to go pee.

That was wonderful. That was— oh, Tasha, that was anointed, girl. Wonderful.

Sh—

wasting my time. Who next backstage? Our last person is Pretty Party Hustle. Pretty Party Hustle, come on. Hey, what's up? I know y'all was looking at the ceiling. Hey girl, what you doing back here? Hey, you know what I'm saying, I'm, I'm kid-free on this. This Nelly, what? Huh? Nelly, can you see us right now? Last time I seen you, he was in my bed. I know. Nelly, can you see us right now? Yeah, I see your little box. Nelly, we can't see you. Nelly, we can't see you. No, we can't see it. Jasmine, we can't see Nelly.

I can see Nelly.

No, we cannot see that. God damn it, we cannot see Nelly.

Why it look like she was in the middle of trying to do her hair, like she just took it off.

Nelly is blind.

For real?

Nelly live in Detroit. She dates a gangbanger that shoots up cars. She's a rapper, but today she was probably gonna say— I don't know what she was gonna do today, but she wasn't gonna waste my fucking time. Now here's the thing, so I love you, Nelly, but that's— now's not the time. If Papa— Papa now didn't come on here with that bullshit, I would have listened to you, but I'm fucking fed up. So who's the thing? Here's the thing. How many people we got, Jasmine? 5 people. So somebody gotta go, and my ain't going. Daddy ain't going nowhere.

Yes, he is.

Oh my God, we like that. New York gotta go.

New York.

She talking about the girl New York, uh, uh, uh, Mahogany Rose.

I'm not saying she can't say but we just can't hear her sing.

What, they couldn't sing?

They could sing.

Sing what? Your panties on?

That's all.

So y'all finna out— how did he get through then?

Because you a helper. That's how he got through. Your old hag. Yes, you sat there and you use your little cougar vibes and your little cougar shit, and that boy got through there.

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Glitter Holes. Officiallypleasured.com. We got a poll. The White House can't vote, we have to. Decide which one should go. So ask the one—

we did decide. Jasmine, have you been here?

I wish I could see Jasmine face right now.

All right, so we got somebody that's gonna win $300 tonight. Who is it gonna be? We have to make a decision. Who's leaving? Is it New York? Is it New York or is it Day Day?

Day Day.

Hey, you know what, Tasha? I'm gonna ride with you. New York can go.

You, Nick.

Derek, you are one of the—

you—

why I oughta anything despite Sean?

So who's leaving?

New York.

New York.

Daddy said New York. I love you, girl, but I just couldn't hear you saying. So next time, next time.

In New York, I dislike Sean more than I like you.

All right, so Dey Dey is coming. So listen, after the break, all right, you guys get to vote. They're gonna come back, they're gonna perform for the winos, for you.

That nigga's son Calvin Richardson, they couldn't sing. Goddamn, Paul.

He said, you know how you be in the studio, they be acting like you can sing on that note, that part.

That's all good and terrible. And was shocked too, like, Dey Dey.

I know. I said, what is he doing with leather pants on in Dallas? It's hot.

But no, it was the surprise look, like when you were telling him that he couldn't sing. I was like, the audacity. Hey, Papa Offset, for you to sit up here and act like—

why you keep calling them Papa Offset?

Listen, after the break, guys, we got 4 contestants that are up against that are trying to win $300 a night, and also a chance to go on and compete against the other episodic winners. Okay, and so, uh, after the break, y'all better be ready to get your vote on. Okay, they have to impress you. Meechon and Derek are kind of out of it at this point, and so we are just here to, uh, see you guys through it. After the break, we got some sponsors we need to brag about, which means Bowling Raisin Glass. We'll be right back. Make sure you like, share, and subscribe. Let's go. I think we have two We have two different ideas about us. I think we should take a break. Well, me and Caleb broke up. Jermaine, you broke up? There's a new guy in the building though. Everybody's talking about him. Is he cute? What's his name? I think it starts with a K. Um, Kai?

Kai?

What, you know him or something? No, I knew a Kai in high school, but it's not him. I hate to interrupt, but can you keep it down? It's a bit loud. You know, I found your yearbook. That Kai guy that moved in, it's him. I don't even know what to say to him. Say what? You ain't supposed to say. You supposed to put your mouth on it. Hazel? Hey, Kai! What? Hey! You live here? You on a break, right? That means you can do what you want to do, child. It's hot girl summer. What's up?

I never thought I was going to run into you like this. So you're back, just memories?

Yeah. Kayla. Hey Hazel, getting away from you, I can't do this without you. Watch this full program and other exclusive content on www.tashaklive.com. So you got high with Cat Williams? Yes. You have snorted powder? Yes. Ski, he snorted my dope. Cat said he has never done Class A narcotics. Katt Williams don't even know. He gets high with Katt Williams.

That's the first person I seen miss cocaine and methamphetamine.

I had some Molly.

Funny part about it is we partying and shit, and I said, uh, yeah, man, here it is.

He's— he—

I got the lines lined out just for the girls and for the, you know, for us.

Yeah, he done went over to the lines for the bitches. I said, hey, nigga, I took the pills. Hey, nigga, trying to get them high. What else you got?

I got some Molly.

Put it on the glass. This result means that based on the genetics evidence, De'Lair cannot be the biological father of the child in question. Did you sleep with De'Lair's baby mother?

We developed what we call the 323 culture.

We are 323s.

There's a whole lot of 323 shit going on.

In which case, the 323 shit is sex, drugs, rock and roll, partying.

So it was a pact.

There have been some children made from the 323 shit.

You saying Katt Williams had his attorneys calling you to try to get you to be quiet about this Reggie situation? They wanted to see if I could be bought. I got the text.

Oh, I got receipts. But then, like, Billo gonna keep them receipts. And it's already in the cloud, and it's already in a hard drive.

Derek, Derek, what is 323 shit?

Hey, I'm trying to be— I wish I want to tell you, but I cannot.

No, you need to tell me. Those are your friends. Were you a part of the 323 shit?

No, I was there one night. Let me just say this. It was a lot of cocaine. It was a lot of liquor. And it was a lot of shit going on. A lot of women over there, a lot of women.

And you didn't hit none of them?

I can assure you I did not. I'm scary, Tasha. I'm— let me tell you something, I'm scared. I don't do no cocaine. I don't, I don't do no drugs. Like, I just— that's not my thing. And I do not be sleeping with random ass women. No, I don't get down like that.

Cat Williams there?

There was somebody famous there. There was somebody who had been on a TV show that was there. There was somebody that all of us know, he was definitely there. I'm not gonna say if it was Mr. Williams or not, but I will say it was a motherfucker, and he was snorting the shit out that cocaine. The person that was there, man, that nigga— hey, I was with my homeboy Juice, and I told him I ain't even want to hang out. And when they pulled that cocaine from up under that table, Juice looked at me, I said, nigga, I told you I ain't want to come over here. And because Juice is like, nigga, you need to hang out. I said, Juice, they be doing weird shit. And when they pulled that cocaine from up under the table, they was like, did you get you some first? I was like, I'm good.

Yeah, yeah, you look like you don't do it, John.

I swear to God, I hope you have a nightmare about shit tonight and can't wake up. I should cut that goddamn fan off.

I'm summoning the spirits about this room. Um, so you still ain't told us what 323 shit is, but it's okay. It's all good. It's all good. We'll, we'll talk after the show. I have to get explanations to my winos.

You know what 323 is?

Those are his friends.

3 women, 2 men.

And 323, what's the other 3?

Hey, it could be the other way around, I don't know.

All right, so we got 4 winos here that has been waiting patiently, uh, for a chance to compete for $300. The vote is now up to the winos at this point, okay? And so, um, you know, we are a gossip platform first, so of course, you know, I can't help myself. It's in my blood, um, it's in my DNA. So, um, you guys have to vote, uh, for your winner and who you feel is going to win $300 today and a chance to go on and compete against the other episodic winners on previous shows.

I'm sorry, they said in the chat 3 trans.

I cannot.

Hey man, they out of pocket.

God, though, you didn't answer the question. Who's first? Daniqua, how you doing? Hey guys. Hey Daniqua, welcome back. Now it's in the winos' hands, okay? You're gonna be singing, right?

Yes.

Okay, so it's your chance to win, so make it count.

Y'all got 30 seconds. This time it's 30 seconds.

30 seconds, let's go! Hater, not only your mind, oh, hater, I've been on my grind, oh, hater, I bet you wish You could be like me. Well, let me tell you something, this here hopo juke joint. Yeah, well, what I did is I remixed Seeley's Blues and I called it this here hopo juke joint. I had to write about it.

This here hopo juke joint.

I felt like you was singing to me.

I mean, I was too, friend, because you let me down the first time. You're supposed to have my back, you know what I'm saying? You grew up in the church, right? Supposed to have my back.

I didn't have your back.

You said the harmonies and all that. You weren't supposed to diss me like that, but it's all good. I said this here hobo juke joint. Cry though, hater, I bet you think you're killing my vibe. Let me tell you, see, Daddy, have souls too.

Okay, shit, you going a little above and beyond.

I don't want y'all trying to reach you tonight, okay? He saved all the energy for Mercury, okay? And, and the other lady, what's the other one? The Tupac—

Tupac is still alive.

The Tupac is still alive lady. Um, so yeah, he's alive living on an Indian plantation. So listen, um, listen, let the winos know why they should vote for you. Hey guys, vote for me, mom of 3. I love the same Hey, vote for me if you like what you hear. God bless you. Thank y'all. All righty. Okay, so I didn't expect her to come back like that.

Me either.

Well, I have a way of making people that are basic no longer basic.

Who's next? Day Day. Day Day, welcome back! Watch Dey Dey prove y'all wrong. Hey, Dey Dey. How you doing? I'm good. How are you?

Nobody asked you to stand up.

All right, so you gotta, you gotta come a little closer so we can hear your voice, because like when you further away, or move your camera up so we can hear you. We've been having issues with people that's been standing up.

No problem.

All right, so what you gonna be doing? We'll be singing. All right, let's go. Hello stranger, it's been a minute since we last kicked it. And by the way, I just got in town, but I won't let cumulus clouds all in the sky ruin my vibe. Usually I don't do this often, but since recruiting— All right, Dae Dae.

Thank you, Jacquees.

Um, there's some haters. Dae Dae, let everybody know why they should vote for you. Um, so I'm taking $300 to go to the studio. Take it, you ready to go straight to the studio?

Studio.

All right, cool. All right, no problem, guys. If you want to see Day Day win for a chance to come on and compete, uh, for a chance to go on tour, please vote Day Day in the chat. All right, so hold backstage. Okay, Day Day.

All right, you feel bad now, don't you, Tasha? You was wrong, wouldn't you?

It was terrible. I think, I think his first talent got to me first.

Hell yeah, it did.

It's the same talent that Papa Offset used to use back in the day.

Hey, that's why that nigga mad at us. 3 years ago, they let Diddy through. Why they ain't let me through? Paul said no, the ball went through. If the ball went through, I should have— that nigga made it.

I don't get it. He can sing his whole life.

Girl, did you hear that other nigga? Why she ain't like me, girl?

Who's next? Penetration. Penetration.

Penetration.

All right, penetration. All right, okay. Ain't no competition when these words hit my composition. I get you high off these white lines and it don't even require you to start sniffing, but you will become addicted. I'm the fix to the shit that you didn't even know needed fixing. I'm your super and we building. Catch the lingo. People ask me, why you call yourself Penetration? Because I got that deep flow. I snatch souls with the words coming from these vocal cords, give new meaning to that term deep throat. And it's my time, so I'm coming for what's mine, ready to dethrone.

You hard, you hard.

But real quick, right? Yeah, this is my merch y'all just dropped. It's called D Program. I have a, I have a clothing line based off my poetry. It's called Pen Lab. On the back is my actual handwriting and pieces of my poetry. So if y'all like it, I'm gonna put it in the comments. You hard. She can— she know how to sell her ass off too. I like people that know how to— that's talented and can sell the themselves. So I appreciate the— thank you. All right, let everybody know why they should vote for you tonight. Um, I mean, shit, if you fuck with me, then fuck with me, because energy never lies. It's all about the frequency. All right, frequency. Okay, she smokes weed. All right, so when it's not here, we're on the same frequency.

She smoke weed.

All right, so listen guys, last one. All right, $300 is on the line. Uh, who's next?

Regent.

Regent, come on.

Okay, y'all.

All right, so you ready? Okay, yes, I'm ready. All right, so I'm gonna say energy. James, I'd rather go blind. Okay. Something told me it was over when I saw you and her talking. Something deep down in my soul said cry, girl, when I saw you and her walking around. Who said I was just— I was just sitting here thinking—

Damn, I hate to blow that whistle, right?

That was really, really good.

I hated to blow the whistle this time.

You got it, you got it, you got it. Okay, cool, cool. I was like, 'cause you know Teyana Taylor, when I was saying that, I was giving her props. She can sing her own songs, but singing other people's songs— she got it, she got it. Okay, so listen, let everybody know, Regent, why they should vote for you. Um, y'all should vote for me because I take music seriously. It's always been a passion. Since I was little. I've been— I studied music. Um, I've been at Carnegie Hall performing. Um, my mom put the— oh yeah, the McDonald's Sound Off competition. Um, out of 2,000 people, I made top 12 in my city for singing. Um, y'all vote for me because this is it. I love it. And I love how your mama already done cast all the vote. She in the chat right now. Mama, I love— What you say, Mama? She out of wine. Okay, all right, all right. So listen, y'all, if you want to see Regan go on to compete against, um, you know, the episodic winners of the last episodes, uh, please vote for her. Okay, $300 is on the line. All right, so listen, we're gonna, we're gonna get some ads in while the winos are placing their votes. So winos, right now we are turning the floor over to you. We got 4 names listed in the chat box. When we're done reading these ads, because this is what we get paid for, okay, we will announce the winner. Okay, so you'll probably know before we know. Derek, did you get your package we sent you? The Magnum?

And so that's what I was, uh, that's what I was gonna say early in the show, and I'm glad I didn't say it. I wanted to say thank you. I do think—

listen, Jason really sent it to you for real?

Yeah.

Oh, okay, cool. So you got the Magnolia, so that is for blood pressure, heart calming, lowering, you know, you know, just keeping you calm, keeping the bowels calm. It sends you a good shit.

You can take a good shit off of some Hey, I felt like I've been stopped up a few days, and no lie, today—

2 days.

That's—

I know they told you something. All I can say is I think that the products are working. I like the way it makes me feel throughout the day. Sometimes my blood pressure had me a little dizzy and whatnot, but literally, I think I've had this product, what, 2, 3 days? Since I've had it, I've actually not been dizzy like that.

So yeah, just keep 1, uh, 3 in, and then once you get your blood pressure under control and stuff like that, Um, you'll be able to weed yourself off, but with your doctor's orders, okay? Doctors—

yeah, she just messaged me on my MyChart, so yeah.

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It's coming.

Okay. Goddamn, how do you get his shit faster than— what the fuck?

Because he only wanted one thing. He's basic. I'm amazing.

So I need everything. He's basic. I'm amazing, man. Shut your ass up.

Let me see your hand. Go like this. Make your hands straight if you're straight.

I hate telling Sean shit. Tasha, I can't make my hands stay up.

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What you— what you doing with burdock root, baby? Huh?

Don't put her through all that stress and anxiety, please. Oh my God, please, Jesus Christ, let her rest.

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Uh, 3 girls, 2 guys, 3 drugs.

But you've been hanging with these guys for years.

You ain't never done a 3-2-3?

Nothing?

Nah. Hey, hey, comics call me lame because I don't do it. Yo, they used to tell me— I'll let me put out a little secret. Well, no, that's going against the the comedy code. Hell no, don't do that, brother. Nah, I ain't never do nothing. I was gonna go against the code. I was gonna go against a real live-ass code, and I'm not gonna do that.

You know you don't have to answer for that.

Yeah, what, for going against that? For if I would have went against it? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

Billy already went against it, so why don't you just—

No, he didn't go against it. He told the truth. Billy was telling the truth, and I stand with Billy. I'll be watching them comments, man, and people— I've been watching them comments, Tasha. They're against it because people want to believe Cat.

He—

they just riding this man nuts. Whenever he was against everybody else, y'all didn't say nothing. Why, why we can't tell the truth on him? I ride with Billy on that one. Billy is— Billy ain't lying. Billy would have never said nothing about that man if he would never called him part of the dick-sucking crew. Billy would have never said anything about that man. That man said that about Billy, Billy replied, and Billy's replies are, are standing on business. Billy ain't lying. Billy telling the truth. Billy will tell you he did cocaine.

Williams allegedly snorted all of Billy Sorrell's dope.

Allegedly my ass. He looked like a Hoover vacuum cleaner.

So you don't like Cat?

I love Cat, but I don't like— listen, here's the thing. It's not about liking somebody, it's about being an orator of truth. There's so much— I think he lied too much. He put— he putting 100 on 10 on a lot of stuff he say. Katt Williams is definitely putting 100 on 10, and people are just— they're eating it up because it's him. All that, Katt telling the truth, y'all. Katt telling the truth. Katt be lying to y'all, and I be knowing the truth. But if you don't have a big— as big a name as some of these people, the general public won't believe you. That's the problem I have. The truth should be able to stand on its own regardless of your name. And I think they just ride with K— we love Katt Williams. Well, Katt's a liar.

Yeah, I think it's funny, but I stopped believing him ever since he got beat up by that little 12-year-old at that park.

Man, listen, the nigga— listen, what, what for? These niggas in the NFL can't run a 4.340? This nigga's an anomaly. Nigga, who read that many books? That like the nigga just lying and niggas like, you know what, I believe that nigga. Are you fucking kidding? We talking about little dumbass lies, not them great big old lies he was telling. Motherfucker read all them books. He never read a fashion book. Have you seen the shoes this nigga wears with those suits? Never read a fashion book. The nigga, the show that nigga did in Cincinnati His outfit, absolutely, his outfit was horrendous.

I never met a damn fashion stylist in my life. They'll never—

that nigga's horrendous. And so I don't have a problem with him, I just believe that people should be honest, that's all. I think Cap doing too much lying and Billy telling the truth and people aren't believing him, and it's pissing me off. It's actually pissing me off a little bit. Billy telling the truth. That's what's fine. But that wheel once—

what's that part?

Say what now?

I saw Cat at that park. That told me everything I need to know about him.

He should have. Thank you.

He was down at that park with Mercury.

Hey, didn't you see her out there with flowers in her behind her ear? Hey, Sean, she said, Cat, come on. Man, we're having a great time.

Do it again, D.

Come on, man, this is so great, brother. Yeah, man, come on, Cat. That nigga said, absolutely, bitch, bring me the dope and we will partake in what the Lord has blessed us with.

Come on. How are my winos doing? Are they voting or laughing? Okay, all right, listen, I would like to sit down with you because I sat down with Shannon.

Now I want to sit with you. Bring Sean David Wade, bring Billy and Yeah, bring me back with you, cat.

Come on, man.

These drug addicts. Hey, you want to know what's funny?

How many calls I'm gonna get behind this, this little snippet right here? It ain't even a gossip show.

It'll be out.

Oh my God, I have so many celebrities in my DM calling me. Tasha! Why you letting that man lie? Why do y'all always assume I be letting people lie? Like I just sit down and be like, all right, you ready to lie?

Hey, Tasha, you know what's always funny? You're always found out to be telling the truth.

Every time. I already know.

So what we talking about?

We had somebody spending millions of dollars ensuring that I was made out to be a liar.

A lot of times they don't want the truth to come out. Your show is the real Epstein Files.

I thought it was Candace Owens. She's one of them. There's only one of them. All right, listen, y'all. Do we have a winner? We have a winner. All right, before we announce the winner, I do want to say for anybody that's participating in any 323 activity and your T-cell count is low, the T-cell and NK cell mushroom Vitamix, which is used in all, uh, antiviral therapies, okay, um, they're potent. You can You put it in your smoothies and things like that, and it's been known to eradicate certain super viruses in under 6 months. They've used it in a lot of antiviral, T-cell viral medications and things like that. So you make sure you just keep you some on deck, okay? Uh, T-cell and NK cell mushroom body mix with probiotics and things like that, so it helps to reset the gut so that you will take care of all the shiitake mushrooms that they use in such therapies. And then we have it in gummy form as well, which is and mushroom extract complex, um, and they give you a lot of energy as well too. So if you were into 323, polyamory, any type of shit here, have you some prep on deck.

Moving on. They got a house in Virginia, it works.

A house in Virginia?

If you own a house in Virginia, nigga, when I heard you say that for the first time, I was like Man, this nigga did not know what I was talking about.

I was like, that's the oldest nigga.

I swear, when I heard you say it, I was like, nigga, that's hilarious.

All right, y'all, who— who— all right, so out of all 4 of the contestants, Day Day, you let me down.

He did not let you down.

Day Day down there to work with Rico. Rico from the Diddy trial.

Nigga, sometimes you can go too far, bro. Sometimes you can go too far, bro. Sometimes you can go too far, bro.

Rico can get some money doing—

hey, Sean, don't ask that question. Let it go. Gonna let it go, brother.

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Region—

I'm sorry, I'm here. Not only did Region win, Region got a gig this weekend. Yes, yes, I'm gonna be there. Thank you so much for the opportunity. All right, okay. I thought honestly it was going— it was tight between you and the poet. Well, look, look, so my mom just told me about this, and so I put it together real quick, but she's literally— she's the motivation behind it. She put me on to you, and I like what you're doing. I'm a wino. All right, the one that was in the comments saying I don't have my own glass. I have my own, baby. It's all good. Your mama know what's up. She know what's up, right? Right, Mom?

All right, so listen, Mama can sing too.

Uh-uh, lyrical and lyrical.

Me this week. Next week it's gonna be her. Maybe my brother, man. Talent is in Shreveport, y'all. Don't sleep on Shreveport.

All roads lead to Shreveport. Come on, tell them, Mama.

I know that's right. All roads lead to Shreveport. We believe you. So listen, congratulations. What you gonna do with the $300, girl? What you gonna do? So I'mma put that towards my baby birthday party. So he turns 10 October 6th. I want him to have the best birthday party ever. We gonna do it big.

Oh my God, he's 10.

He'll be turning 10. And what is he like? Legend Bell, y'all. Oh, what is he like? What kind of toys? Lately he's been stuck on Man, maybe the phone or a laptop. So yeah, I didn't know that my baby got a phone.

I wasn't talking about no goddamn electronics.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, Regent, you tried it, nigga, and I don't blame you.

Regent said fuck that, right? Period. I'm just saying, one of them The kid pads with the rubber protector, they come in blue and green and red. You can throw the pad, shake it, put water on. I still want one of them.

Yeah, but ain't Tasha sending your ass no laptop, man.

Look, I just got him a tent, y'all, and he loves it. He loves the stars, he loves the tent. Um, we have a garden, so he's been helping me with that. That's amazing. Okay, well listen, tell him happy birthday. We are happy. I need to start asking what y'all gonna do with the $300. That's so sweet. So yes, money well spent. Um, you better be ready to, uh, perform against the other winners of the episodes. Okay, so, uh, stay tuned. No problem, it's gonna— it's gonna get better. It's just the first time. Watch me. All right, so stay tuned for your chance, uh, to win. And go on tour with us and open up the tour, OK? So thank you, Regent. Congratulations. Thank you. I've watched every episode, and this is my best one yet. Yes, it is, because your baby won. She sure did. So thank you so much. All right, Jasmine, and then we'll be in contact with your check.

Hey, Latasha, Sean, I wanted to share my birthday cake with y'all. You know, this for y'all. I had my birthday party the other night, a little surprise party. Shouts out to Bae for making it happen. But I told her I wanted to try some birthday cake with y'all.

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That's what he put in the package.

You had more icing on that plate than you had cake.

I did that for y'all.

That ain't for me. I'm not gonna eat that. Lies. I'm gonna be eating sugar all damn night. Moving on.

No, you're about to eat that.

Thank y'all so much for watching. Sean, thank you for coming through. Thank you so much. Derek, I have so much fun with y'all, like for real. Like, it's the highlight of my week, seriously, because I get to just laugh. I get to just laugh, laugh, laugh, you know what I'm saying? So I appreciate y'all. Thank you so much. Sean, tell us what you got coming up.

I have life coming up. Okay, what's going on? But I have my YouTube. Y'all know we over there killing things over there, crushing it, crushing it, crushing it. With all of the surviving— we're doing surviving TikTok. That's the main thing we've been doing. But overall, we're still going live over there. We're also on Ko-fi. We're gonna be doing, uh, lives over on TikTok as well. Just became a newbie there on TikTok, so I'm excited. So you come check out your boy's show on all handles. So come check me out.

I love it, I love it, I love it. Shout out to Sean David Way. If you want to laugh and your stomach leaves hurting, Sean Okay, Sean, baby, way in every way. All right, Derek, what you got coming up besides this weekend in Shreveport and getting plates and more cakes? What you got going on anyway?

So look, we gotta— I'll be in Stockton, California next month. I have a men's mental health deal going on in Texarkana next hosting, uh, but this weekend it'll be my birthday party. It is The Karaoke and Comedy, uh, 2609 Uri Drive in Shreveport, Louisiana. Uh, listen, what time the doors open? I think they open up 8 o'clock. Yeah, and I'm hosting my own shindig. I think I do it better than anybody else, so why would I let anybody else host? Shit, this my shit. I know how the party's supposed to go. So I'll be hosting, and hopefully you'll see Regent out there. If anybody comes out, man, I'm gonna definitely have Regent, uh, sing, man, and I record that to reserve your tables and get tickets. 8, uh, to reserve your tables and get tickets. 318-415-8668.

You and Billy with these phone numbers.

We country, this is how they do shit down here. Hey, it's hard to get—

thank you, Shreveport, or around the area, please stop in and celebrate with your boy Derek. Tell him I said hey when you get down there, because I didn't get no invite. Uh, Also, shout out to Regen. I hope she kills it. Please don't forget to get your Bourbon Glucose Management if he's made you crave sugar because he put crack on the screen. So you may not snort cocaine, but sugar acts just like cocaine, okay? Shop tkdeals.com, use coupon code TKKend. Thank you so much to my production team, my staff. Thank you to every wino. Thank you to all the contestants that stopped through tonight and gave it they best. We enjoyed every single one of y'all, including Mercury. Okay, and so listen, and Papa—

who, Sean?

Papa Offset.

Yeah, Papa Offset. Uh, what'd you say, Jasmine? Oh guys, and don't forget, listen, we could take them home with that. Just, just play it. All right, so listen, without further ado, Derek, I'm gonna go ahead and let you go. Sean, I'm gonna let you go. Winos, we're gonna let the ads take y'all home. I love y'all and I'll see y'all next Thursday, okay, for Shoot Your Shot. All you got to do is go to tkcast.com if you want a chance to shoot shoot your shot and our producers will plug you in. There's no audition, uh, required, as you can see, uh, to enter. All right, and so we're just here for fun and to let serious people through and even unserious people through, uh, for a chance to, uh, shoot they shot and be great at life. Okay, I love you guys. Thank you so much for all your support. Um, without further ado, I'm gonna let go— I'm gonna let Jasmine take us home, and I will see y'all tomorrow night for Fuckery Friday. Got to go. Bye! After months of planning and negotiating, I am excited to announce that shoptkdeals.com is now extended to you. If you are a creator like myself, or maybe you're just a stay-at-home mom, or maybe you're just someone that just wants to make passive income as well as main income, shoptkdeals.com now offers that invitation to you. So which means you can become an affiliate partner and make anywhere from $30 to $40 on each sale that you make on shoptkdeals.com, okay? And so listen, I'm excited to work with you guys. I'm excited to train you guys. Not only will I be training you, we'll be hosting webinars, sales calls, and all that to make sure that we're all successful and we keep all of these brands happy. So I want you guys to stop what you're doing now, go on over to the website shoptkdeals.com, hit join my sales team, and I will see you guys on our sales call, okay?