In this backstage monologue, the comedian addresses the audience before taking the stage in St. Louis, expressing nervous energy, hyping the crowd, and sharing personal anecdotes. She jokes about her waist trainer, recent bloating from Cleveland, and makes provocative remarks about pregnancy and family, mixing profanity with self‑deprecating humor. The routine references upcoming tour stops (Tulsa, Cleveland), the live YouTube stream of the performance, and the unique vibe of each city, while constantly urging the audience to stay positive and engaged. The overall tone is informal, high‑energy, and comedic, aiming to build excitement and connect with both the live and online viewers.
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Morning, everybody. All right, St. Louis STL, I'm backstage in the kitchen. I'm as ready as I would be, okay? Pray for me as always, right on. You know, every city is different. You never know what you're gonna get, how it's gonna be. And it doesn't matter how good you are, you always get nervous. We good? Go ahead. All right, I got the one, I got the one. I got too much wine on the glass. They ain't got no, they ain't got no, uh, glasses with the stem, so Always nervous. I don't know why I'm nervous. I wish the nervousness would go away, but I guess that's just a part of the life, you know, the energy. Yeah, so positive, positive, positive. I ain't got no lipstick on my teeth. Lipstick on my teeth? No. You sure? No. White lipstick. Okay, y'all got No water on this thing. Yeah, no, listen, come on, keep it going with the, the winos. Let's go. Say that. What's up, winos? What's up, YouTube? Tulsa, Oklahoma, y'all next. I hate when they introduce me. Is he introducing me? No, I don't like that. He's not introducing me. Let us have the disclaimers. Let's go, St. Louis! Let's go! Look, I wore my waist trainer today too for this. I wore my waist trainer today, bitch. Stomach all flat, flat, ho. Don't play with me. I wish I could pull my shirt up. Don't play with me. I was bloated yesterday in Cleveland. I was bloated, but today, bitch, we on flat flat, okay? I ain't had nothing to eat all day for that. Talking about I'm pregnant and shit. Fuck out of here. I'm done with babies, okay? My baby's in Africa. Seriously, fuck them kids. I love my baby. I love my babies. I love my babies. But listen, I ain't on my baby sucking that dick. Ain't on my baby. I ain't even sucking it in. All right, we ready. St. Louis! St. Louis! St. Louis, why though? I didn't even know if y'all was coming out. Y'all the only city talk about, let me see about it. Y'all was like, call me at 3 and I'll let you know if I'm coming. But I love that city, I love that city. Of course y'all know y'all gonna stream the live on YouTube. Y'all let me know how y'all doing in this motherfucking street.
