Jennifer Lopez filed for divorce from Ben Affleck in Los Angeles County Superior Court without a lawyer. The speaker is relieved the media circus around their relationship is finally over, saying she never believed they'd stay together anyway.
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Girl, finally, finally, finally it's happening to me, stupid. I'm just— listen, I've been tired of hearing about these two people every single day. Y'all know in Caucasian people news, they bring up JLo and Ben Affleck like every day. Every day it's like, Ben filed for divorce, where's the paperwork? JLo filed legal docs Tuesday in LA County Superior Court, but they were not filed by a lawyer. Jennifer filed pro per meaning by herself, okay? On her own. On my own. Listen, she need to stop getting married, okay? But when I tell y'all, I'm so glad that somebody finally filed for damn divorce. I'm so happy because I'm tired of them and all of their sources whispering to us about whatever might have been going on. Because girl, when I tell you, we don't care. We don't go— we don't care. We knew they weren't gonna stay together. The hell?