They didn’t have to do me like this…..yall was wrong…🙈 See yall Saturday Boston! | TashaKOnStage.com

Hey y'all, hey! Make sure this lighting is even. That's my big thing is lighting. Being a dark-skinned woman comes with its challenges. What's up y'all, what's up? Come on in here. Make sure I ain't no sleep in my eye. I've been working all morning. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Hey y'all, hey, hey, hey! My hair is not supposed to be green, but it is. It was supposed to be blue, but the blue washed out because I'm on the beach. I'm on the beach too much, so it strips all of the product out of my hair. Hey, Portia, you're the first person in here. Portia Blakely, how you doing? Portia, be pretty. You're number 2. Tasha T, you're number 3. Sequency, you're number 4. Uh, who else? Let me see. Uh, Tay Talks, you're number 5. Valencia, you're number 6. I'm just doing a 10. Jade, number 7. Tony Tony Zone, number 8. Amisha, number— Ashmia, number 9. With Jero, number 10. And Ron Mays Yeah, and raw meats. Hey guys, hey y'all, hey, what's going on? Hey guys, that's right, Tony Tony's Home Boston show this Saturday, them tickets is on sale. So listen, um, hey guys, so I wanted to come on and talk to y'all because normally the day after I give you a show review, and they ate me up on Facebook. They was like, yo, where's our, um Where's our show review? And you know, I was like, oops, I didn't think y'all would notice, but y'all noticed everything. And here's the thing, I couldn't do a show review because I had no voice to do a show review with. Can you believe I didn't have no voice? Now here's the thing, I can't yell now. Right now I cannot yell. I am 1,000% much better than what I was on Sunday. And here's what happened, Orlando was trying to kill me. Orlando was trying to kill me. Yeah, I got the recording, I got the receipts, I got it all. Um, and you know what's so funny about it is my comedy coach who's been working with me, uh, for the last few months, he, um, when he saw the video— because we video all the, uh, the venue, you know, the venues and stuff— he was like, what the fuck was going on? He was like, you didn't have no water, the mic wasn't on. It was, it was torture. I I, you know, it felt like— let me give you an example of what it felt like. It felt like a singer singing to a room with no microphone on, like just to the top. Like I'm talking about opera singer all day. Their mic was so bad I ended up yelling the entire show. Somebody said my— Rachel said my own state always trying to delete me. They was trying to do something. They were trying to do something. I did not get that. I walked down, the mic wasn't on, as you saw on the, on the video. I was like, yo, my mic ain't on. So I just had to be like, whatever. So I get on stage and then it comes on for a second, then it goes back off. And then as I'm talking, there's dips in it. So I'm like, hey y'all, but when I say hey, it dip and then come back with a Y. So it was like that for the whole show. And when I tell you, because Orlando was hype— had it would have been a cool, calm, and collective crowd like Indianapolis, Indiana, we would have been fine. We would have been fine, right? Indianapolis was like— and I need to take it easy— Indianapolis was like so chill. So cool. I could have whispered, they would have heard. Orlando, they were so fucked up. They were so lit. It was raining outside, it was thunder and lightning. They didn't let nothing stop them. Nothing stopped them, right, at all. They came in, and so I had to match the energy. I said, they can't be louder than me, you know what I'm saying? That's Florida. But Tampa, it was weird because, you know, Tampa, they were 45 minutes from Orlando. And Tampa was cool, they was calm. But Orlando said, Orlando said, fuck that. Orlando said that shit, we outside. Yes, you outside. So I was like, I can't let— I, I got to, I got to step up my game. I got to step up the game. So whether or not the mic was on or not, because normally I have a nice mic voice, right? I could just be like, yo, what's up, you know? And everybody, the vibration of my voice just so I don't have to do all that, right? But in Orlando, I had to do that, or they would have booed me because I didn't match the energy. That's how bad it was. So I couldn't talk for a couple days. My voice just came back, so that's why I couldn't do a review video, right? I could do a review. London, UK, we are coming. We looked at the numbers. We're coming. You stay tuned, okay? Um, So yes, tell a friend, because when I get over there and y'all don't sell it out, I'm gonna be real mad because I'm coming a long way. So I'm gonna need that thing sold out. I'm gonna need at least 2 shows, okay? UK, we gotta— it's a long flight. It ain't like a 2-hour flight from here to Annapolis, okay? So y'all gotta work with me. But, um, I'm resting for H-Town. I'm resting. So, um, Panama City and Arizona waiting on you. I'm coming, Arizona. I'm coming. But yeah, they tried to take me out They tried to take me out. I was like, y'all, I got 2 shows this weekend. Not only do I have 2 shows, I have to do interviews during the week because a lot of y'all be thinking I'll be working during the week. Let me, let me run this down to you. Mondays I take off, but it's really not off because I have to answer emails and stuff, right? And then Tuesday I do interviews in the morning. Let me tell you where my day go real quick for those of y'all that think we don't see Tasha online. Tasha working. Tasha working so that I can get online and work. There's a prep before we do all this, right? And so, you know, we booking interviews, we got people come in and we have to interview before they interview. You know, it's a, it's a lot. So yesterday I did 3 interviews, and imagine doing 3 interviews and you gotta drink during all 3 of them. That's why y'all be like, Tasha ain't drinking that wine. I sip slow and light because I gotta get through the day. So yesterday my interviews started at 2:30, they didn't end until 8 o'clock at night, okay? And so, and then we're about to add more interviews. But here's the thing, the front of my day is planning for the day, right? So I have to do all that too. And I know y'all probably like, Tasha, why are you talking so low? I have to right now. I have to preserve my voice because I got Boston that's probably gonna be showing up hot, and definitely New York. So my voice has to make it all the way through the week, and we will be making sure that mics are working and I don't have to yell all the time. Okay, so here's the thing. So yes, and then that's Tuesday. Wednesday we do live shows, okay, with you guys. So we do 2 live shows And then Thursday we do more interviews. And then of course the morning is for the prep, the afternoon is for the interviews. And then Friday we prep all day for the live shows, okay? We like to make sure y'all have the most current, most trending topics in real time. Saturday I may get the break depending on whether or not we got a person that can only interview that can only interview, uh, on the weekend because, you know, a lot of our interviewees are civilians, so they work regular jobs, right? Um, we give a voice to the voiceless. And then, uh, Sunday I'm on the road, and so Monday is really my only day off. Can somebody write that down? Can somebody write that down? Because people think I'll be working around here. Y'all be like, Tasha, why are you not online? Why are you not— that's why. So Monday is my only day off. Like, today I just— this is my break right now. I was on Facebook uploading like, uh, reels and stuff, and they was like, why you didn't give us a review from Orlando? What happened? And I was like, oop, I'm sorry. So now I'm here giving a review for Orlando. And Orlando, y'all, y'all made me proud. Tampa, y'all was a bit bougie. I love Tampa though. Y'all make— Tampa really was kind of like— but they enjoyed the show. The only reason I knew that they enjoyed the show is because when they lined up to take the pictures Everybody in the building lined up. I said, I know I ain't gonna take pictures with 250 people. I was like, oh my God, oh my God. And I took pictures with every last one of them. And I know Tampa was mad too. They said I was dressed like a stud. It was a lot going on for Tampa. My period was on that day. My friends were in town because it was their birthday, so they wanted to come chill at the show for their birthday with me, which that equates me paying for everything. Yeah, so they was bothering me the entire day and I was irritated from that because they wanted to stay out the night before in Tampa. So there was a lot of whiners that I had ran into at 2 o'clock in the morning, 3 o'clock in the morning. And anybody know me, on day— on show days, I get up at 5 AM to write my content. For the show, right? And so, um, because every content is— every show, my comedy is written for that show. And, uh, you don't believe me, come to a show and see. All right, so, um, yeah, that part. So the thing about it is, is like, so when I got there, I was like— my eyes, when y'all saw me for prep, my eyes was big because I was just like, I gotta just get through this because I'm— when I tell you I was so over it with everybody, like my friends, my team, everybody, to the point where I bought a show for Tampa. I bought an outfit for Tampa and ended up wearing my mom's shorts and a one with her Tasha K t-shirt and a blazer. I did look like somebody's like stud auntie coming to the school to cut somebody out. I didn't care. But then Orlando, I know, because I was tired and my friends was like, you're not gonna wear nothing better than that. I was like, no, I'm tired. You know how you just don't feel like it? I just didn't feel like it. I, I could have went to Tampa's show, and I'm gonna get back to Orlando in a minute, and sat on the stage and just kicked my legs and did the show. I could have did that and would have been fine, right? Um, and Tampa made sure to point that out. They was like, why, why you look like this in Philly but you look like this for us? And I was like Y'all are so ruthless. Y'all ain't shit, but y'all get that from me. That's the problem. See, we— when you have your viewers, they just like you. And so just like I'd be like, what the fuck she got on at the BET Awards? Y'all was just like that. Why would you go to Philly dressed cute but you came down here dressed like you was about to go play scratch-offs? Oh, it was like, oh my God, it was so crazy. So what's about why am I always explaining myself? I'm not always explaining myself. I'm giving a review. You know what, you want me to get off? I'm giving a review. I do this all the time. So that's the thing. Thank you so much. Y'all said I look cute in Charlotte. Yeah, and I was late for Charlotte. I was almost late for Charlotte. We pulled up 20 minutes before the show started. That was bad. Yeah, so I was in the Tampa crowd. They weren't hype enough for me, and I'm from Tampa. I know how we really rock. And that's the thing, you just never— you just never— and I think so, the way the venue was done in Tampa, it's not as personable. Like, when you have a stage that's like up high from everybody and everybody's below, it's different. It kind of puts you up on a pedestal where people are looking at you and expecting you to perform. Whereas like when you eye level, like I was in Orlando, they feel equal, they feel one-on-one. So they, they, that— listen, they'll, they'll give it back to you. So it was different. I could see somebody not wanting to yell at me. It's a lot, and I get that. And that's why I like the more personable stages where the stage is like one step up and then you right there with the people, you know. I could step down, go give them the mic, stuff like that. But Tampa, it was kind of like, all right, bitch, you next, let's go. But nevertheless, they did enjoy the show. They said, come back, please come back. And I'm coming back. But Orlando though, y'all was— y'all was real, real— y'all was giving Baltimore vibes. Orlando was giving that Panama City, Florida that I'm from vibe. Orlando made me miss home, you know, because South Florida is not the same as Central Florida or North Florida, okay? South Florida on some different shit. It's not even Florida. And we argued about that, Orlando. They was like, I'm from Miami. I said, Miami is not Florida. And they was like, you right, you right. It's not, it's not. Shout out to Shipwreck 1920, thanks so much for the subscription. Okay, you saw the commercial for Wild 'N Out. They are going to air your episode. Yes. Yes, we made the cut. That wig was bad though. I had a bad wig for Wild 'N Out. It was bad, y'all. You know what it is, I'm gonna be honest with you without having to, you know, overstrain my voice because I'm resting my voice till Friday. So just to let y'all know, tonight y'all are getting an interview on YouTube and you're getting an interview on Tasha K Live, okay? The interviews that I did yesterday, so you're getting fresh content. So make sure you subscribe to both, to watch both. The one on YouTube is funny. It is, um, I don't even want to tell you about it. I just want you to be shocked when you see it because you will be shocked. You will be shocked. Like, it is that real. But the one on Tasha K Live with Gypsy Rose is, um, I guess the investigator on the case. Um, she— I love my white women. My white women, why knows? Oh, she brought all the heat. Y'all saw the trailer. The trailer's out, so it'll be out tonight. So y'all make sure y'all subscribe, tashaklive.com, to see that interview. Okay, um, Tasha, you're my big sister I never met. What happened with the Ricky Smiley story? It's on tashaklive.com. Okay, so yeah, thank you so much, uh, Darlene. Who put the— put the wine glasses up if you was there, um, you know, for the Orlando show. But the Orlando show, the Winos didn't know Just let's just say the one I was in though. Um, first of all, let me go back because my thoughts are all over the damn place. Wild 'N Out, my bad y'all. Wild 'N Out, okay. So, uh, yeah, that wig was bad on Wild 'N Out. I mean, it had nothing to do with the master stylist. It was what I wanted. Um, I wanted like a purple mohawk and she wouldn't dye all my hair purple, so she was like, I'll make you a wig. And I was like, fine. And then when I got up there, I was like, I didn't look like Tasha K. I didn't look like myself, and I ain't like that. And you know, you coming on TV and it's like you want people to be like, oh, I remember you, I saw you here. They won't remember because the wig was bad. It was a bad— it was a bad 27, half of a 27-piece, so it was a 14-piece. Yes, thank you so much, Queen. Thank you. It was just bad, but it was fun. And honestly, Wild 'N Out TV was the easiest show that I ever filmed. I do so much prep. I do so much prep for my shows that when I got to Wild 'N Out, I said, this shit is— this is it? That's all y'all do? Oh my God. Like, guys, it was, it was so easy. Probably what you see in a 30-minute show was filmed in 20 minutes. We was in and out. I thought I am. Oh yes. What time on YouTube? I believe around 6, if I'm not mistaken. Maybe 5, I don't know. We'll see, we'll see. Um, but we're setting it up right now. We're setting it up right now. Hey Tasha, why won't you do a show on Pensacola? Y'all keep asking me. Here's the thing, we're in negotiations. Like, I was supposed to be in Chicago. Chicago, we couldn't agree, so I'm not coming to Chicago now after I already told y'all we were coming. I had signed, and Chicago came back with some shit. So I was like, no, we'll just revisit this next year. So Chicago is not on the list. It's just, it's the venues. It's not me, it's the venues, okay? So, but Chicago may get a Wine-O Weekend next weekend— I mean, next year. So we never know, we never know, okay? Yes. Will I do a show in Tallahassee? I don't know. I don't know. Okay, how can you become a moderator? Well, let's make that happen. Okay, there you go. All right, so no blocking my winos. You block my winos, I'mma unmod you. Okay, yes. So, and then we're preparing for the Houston show, so that's a huge show. It's like, it's 3 days, guys. It's 3 days. So right now the tour, I think us adding cities is done, and we're just gonna ride out with what we got to ride out with. And then, you know, hopefully in January we put all the tickets for the whole year on sale. How cool would that be for y'all to have all y'all tickets for the whole year already on sale in January? You can go ahead and plan out your whole year and be ready to go. Seriously. So, um, yeah, okay, so back to Orlando. Hey, Beautifully Honest, how you doing, baby? She's so pretty in real person. I saw her in Charlotte, I was like, oh my God, like she does videos, like, you know, just voiceover, and I'm like, you're so pretty, you need to be doing videos showing your face, okay? Um, thank you, Couture. Oh, you're so sweet. I'm driving down for the Houston show. Lucky B, it's gonna be worth it, okay? It's gonna be worth it. All right, we love you here in Macon. I know, I love you guys too. So here's the thing, we're coming to Richmond this year, but back to Orlando. So let me tell you, Orlando was a lot, and I like to get y'all kind of behind the scenes because I'm learning so much as I go through this. And I have a bad way of, uh, telling people that I want to do stuff and I don't want to do it. It's horrible. It's horrible. And it's not of any fault of their own. It's mine, right? So I know damn well I don't like nobody in my dressing room or in my green room an hour prior to the show. I wouldn't give a shit if somebody was dying. We'll deal with it after. That 1 hour before showtime is my personal time to go over, to connect with God, to go over the content to make sure, because I write it that morning and I have to memorize most of it. So the memorization that it takes, you know, it takes me not being distracted. And being that Orlando was a road trip, actually we had to drive, you know. Thank you so much, Kobe. Okay, um, being that Orlando was a road trip because we had to drive, you know, we in South Florida, so we drove to Orlando You know, the road trip was uncomfortable. I've been trying to tell them to get a Sprinter van, they won't do it, so we just drove my truck. You know, everybody squished back there. I didn't get a chance to rest, you know. Um, I was listening to— because I wrote it that morning— I was listening to my content, you know, because I have a prep way of doing it. I play it back for myself, I perform it. So I'm giving y'all my secrets. Right? So this is how I learn. So I write my stuff, I perform it, and then I play it back in my ear so that when I get on stage, it's pretty much seamless for y'all. I refer to my notes because, you know, I be drinking on stage and some shit may slip my mind. It's just natural. And I don't think y'all— y'all don't give a damn anyway, you know what I'm saying? So like, it's like, as long as you go and you keep— you go in chronological order and give us that shit, I don't give a damn. But sometimes you may get a mind blank, especially if I'm interacting with y'all or talking to y'all. So we finally get to, you know, Orlando. We get in the room, and then everybody is knocking on the green room door every 2 minutes. And then my, uh, one of my, my film guys, he had his daughter, and she's a huge fan. And so I invited her. I was like, hey, you want to come to the show? She was like, oh my God, I would love that, I would love that. I was like, no problem. And she had bought me flowers earlier that day, and I was like, oh, she's so sweet, you know. And so, um, but I let her stay in the green room with me, and her dad kept coming in there, and she was on the phone, you know, she's doing teenage stuff. And then I was just like, why did I do this? And it had— like I said, it had nothing to do with her, nothing to do with her dad. It's just I inconvenienced myself to make other people feel comfortable, and as a result, a lot of things got missed. And yeah, I ended up being irritated, and, um, that, that, that fucks with the energy hard. Thank you so much, Teresa. Thank you. Hey Peaches, I see you, I see you, Peaches. Shout out to Peaches. And so I don't like to, to deal with nobody during the show day. My show days are by myself, like even an hour before the show, but even leading up to the show, my team don't bother but this time everybody was in my face. It felt like Tampa when my girlfriends were like, girl, let's go party! And I'm like, no, I got a show. I'm not partying with you hoes. Absolutely not. Hey, Tennessee, how y'all doing? Yes, so I bet we won't be doing that again. No, I'm not losing no friendship over this. They already— first of all, they already know Like, my girlfriends already know, like, this is something we talked about. So they was trying to come to Orlando, my girlfriends that was in Tampa. I said, uh-uh, because what they don't understand is— and this is what I go through— I'm like, first of all, y'all are not about to bankrupt me again like how these basketball players and football players are, like how they got their whole entourage. Because the thing about it, when people with entourage, they they get your perks automatically. But see, I'm getting to the point now where I be like, we going to split this check. And you should see their faces. I'm like, that's why— you know what I do now, even with my team, that first of all they on a per diem anyway, but like I be like, yeah, y'all want to go eat? And they be like, yeah. I'm like, all right, cool, make sure you got your wallets. And they be like, all right. So they know, they know that they, they're paying. Right? They know that they're paying. This ain't no company trip. This— y'all got to get your own stuff. Thank you so much for the donation, uh, Chameleon King. Okay, and so they know, right? And so when we get to the— to the wherever we going, I'll look and see what they order. Because you got to understand how people order. People order according to their budget. But if you say, oh, it's on me— if I say it's on me, oh, they go crazy. Oh, they go, they be like, give me another, another, bring 5. I said, y'all know these crackers watching me, right? Y'all do know these crackers is watching my, my bank statements every month, right? Y'all know, y'all know these crackers is watching me. The bankruptcy court is very thorough. They look at everything. Y'all finna get me Not today, not today. So I noticed the psychology of it all, that when I tell them the Brunei Wallace, they order according to their budget. And so then that's when I'm more likely to pick up a check, because, you know, instead of ordering 5 shots, they do 1 because that's all of their budget. But had I would have— hey Jason— but had I would have said it's on me, they would have been like, bitch. And I've seen it, and I've seen it, and I just, I just, you know, everybody knows I ain't got it, okay? I do not have it. And, um, so that has worked for me. And, um, you know, dealing with an entourage, like in Orlando, it was the same thing. And I was telling them like, look, order your food at the club. Why we got to order at the club? Because we ain't stopping. On the side of the road. That's why when we hit that turnpike, we hitting that turnpike. Lucky me, you say you did this with your best friend. Listen, listen. And so, you know, we ain't stopping. So it forced them to order at the club, which is comped because you're a part of the entourage, and I ain't got to go in my pocket to feed you. You know, so that's why we're gonna do that. So get your little alcohol, get whatever you getting on the club. They gotta work in the show deal, okay? So, um, because we— but like I said, I ain't even buying water. I'm not buying water. And the food at the club ain't bad. I had a plate waiting on me when I left. I did. I was like, oh, thank you so much, because I'll order mine because I don't eat on show days at all. I don't eat nothing. This is what I do. I do my little smoothies, that's it. And I suck those because my brain works so much better with memorization when I ain't got food on my— when I got food in my belly. Because you know, your belly is just— is your— it's really your brain, right? That's a whole nother topic there. But, um, yeah, so when I got there, you know, you know, the little girl, you know, she, she got her headphones on, her dad— her and her dad in there. And I'm just I'm sitting there like, my husband knocking every 5 minutes, Jasmine, Jason, the club. And I'm like, I got a show in like 20 minutes. I ain't had no prayer time with God or nothing. I ain't got no— I ain't had no prayer time. I ain't even had a chance to express gratitude for us even having a show. And then it started lightning and the lights went off in the building, just went pitch black. And then I saw y'all a lot, but it's raining, ain't nobody coming to your show. And I'm like, now's not the time, okay? Now's not the time. You do the same thing, Parmesan. So, um, so yeah, I, uh, it's a lot that goes on mentally, spiritually, and I do not like anybody around me, but I did that. And said, hey, why don't you come? You know, it'll be cute. But then it wasn't. And then when we got out to start the show, the mic wasn't on. Who would have thought the mic wouldn't be on? And I'm literally live with y'all, like, my mic— hello? I was like, on the mic. You know, I was like, oh, like that hot 2 girl. I was on the mic, I was like, hello, where's my mic? Jazzy Faye, somebody. So Jason is on the earpiece like, Jasmine, where's the mic? Where's the mic, huh? And then a week before, we was in— I forgot where we were, it was Indianapolis. They was playing a song over the intro song. I was like, what the f— So here's the thing too, and it's really not anybody's fault. The clubs are just not used to a show like mine. They're used to the comedian just coming out, boom, and they don't— they don't do what they— people don't even drink at the other comedian shows like that. They gotta tell them 2-drink minimum. I'm like, the winos got 2 drinks on the way in the club. Are you serious? Like, that's what we do. And so to see— they're like, they, they kind of behind, like, oh my God, sorry. You know, like, it's just— it's a lot, you know. So then I get out there and I just gotta hug people. How you doing? Hey, hi. And I could see the crowd getting low because I wasn't there to hype them up. And that to me was like, um, this is not— so I gotta get on stage, I gotta roll with it. Then I get up there, ain't no water. One of the winos took my wine glass and drank off of it and brought it back, and I was like, we're not going to do this today. I like you, brother. I love you. I love you, okay? I will not take a bullet for you, but I love you. But we ain't going to do this. Like, give me another wine glass. Give me another wine glass. You have your two drinks in the car on the way to— I'm telling you, I'm telling you. So I'm like, the damn— the, the big— you talking about two-drink minimum and this. I'm like, you ain't got to worry about that with the winos. I remember when we was in Charlotte, they was fucking cashing out checks at the club 20 minutes to my show. I had to say something. I was like, these— they thirsty. What are you doing? Oh, oh, we didn't know. We don't do that. Yeah, they did me like a dog. Absolutely. Who was sound check manager? The club. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. The club. So yeah, um, thank you so much, Takar. But Orlando didn't miss a beat though. Orlando got that show. They got that damn show. I was watching the video back and I said As I'm like going, like, because Naples, it was good. Atlanta, it was fun. Atlanta was just like, we just in the building. Atlanta was fucked up before I even got there, so I didn't have to do nothing but show up. It was kind of one of those things where I could have did a meet and greet. Atlanta would have been cool, right? And that's typically what happens on a tour because I had been to Atlanta before. I'm trying not to yell. I had been to Atlanta before, and we did— we sold out. But when you come back again on a tour, people are like, oh my God, I missed the show, I missed the show, I'm going this time. So Atlanta, we sold out back to back. Boom. It was— it was thick lit, okay? And so like, I could have just fucking, like I said, walked through and did like this. Atlanta was already fucking fighting, fussing. I was like, oh gosh, I love it, I love it, I love it. Thank you so much, Terry. Thank you, thank you so much for the Super Chat. I appreciate that. Let me— oh, I can heart. Let me see, can I heart? Yes, I can heart. Thank you. Okay, thank you so much, Ryan. So I like giving y'all these behind the scenes things of what goes on. It's like, you know, show day. But, um, so we got on the stage, I'm like, hey, my water. They moved my stool. I had my stool set up where I could see my notes. They moved it back to the wall, and I told them don't touch it so that I don't have to keep walking back and forth to look at the lineup so that I could stay on track. And I had to keep doing that, and I came and I told them don't touch my shit, and they did it anyway. I don't know who did it, but somebody did it, right? And so, um, yeah. We love you at Adventist Health labor and delivery unit here. Hey, Takaria, y'all having babies? Tell them the name of Tasha. We ain't got no babies being born named Tasha no more. Come on, tell them the name of Tasha. Yeah, shout out to Adventist Health. I love y'all, Wino Gang. But for the most part, Orlando, I gotta tell you, when I watch the videos and even when my, my comedy coach is watching the videos, he's like They, they— it goes from clapping to laughing to just on the ground laughing. It was like, that's my girl! And I'm like, thank you, thank you, thank you. So, um, you know how you see, you know, you, you have a talent, right? You may be good at doing hair, but you need to still go to hair school to learn chemicals. I'm learning the chemicals of comedy. I'm already funny, but I'm just learning the behind it. So he's like, damn, like, this is dope. And I saw Orlando, it was the last— especially like, I just, you know, because it's hard to watch yourself back. For me, it's hard to watch any of my videos because I'm like, I'm my biggest critic. I'm like, get that bitch off the screen, what the fuck, right? But, um, watching this, I was, I was crying laughing. I was like, oh my God. Like, so I can't imagine how y'all felt like in Orlando. You know what I'm saying? So Boston, I can't wait to, you know, to see y'all on Saturday. Yes, yes, yes, yes. So shout out to Boston. How do I make my smoothies? Oh, that's a good question. Random, but okay, Paige. Uh, I do the mixed wild berries that are organic with the spring water, and then I do Organic Girls Super Green Greens, and, uh, I mix them together and then I get this ugly shit right here because it's ugly. See? Yeah, so, so yes. Would you ever repost some of your live shows on tashakelive.com? I don't know, because they're just for my homework. They're not like full quality video or anything like that, so it's not Maybe I'll do one. Riley was a good show. I could do Riley. I put it on tashakelive.com. I'll let y'all see it. Yeah, okay, right, because Riley was the only one we didn't have no issues with. The rest, it was like some shit going down. Baltimore was too, but Baltimore wasn't as structured as Mark Comedy now. But Baltimore was fucking— it was, it was— listen, you couldn't tell Baltimore they didn't have a good time. You couldn't tell Baltimore that I did bad. But when I look at the structure of the content, I'm like, ah, it's nowhere near how it is now, you know. So like, it's definitely the evolution of it all, just like y'all saw me evolve over the years of my YouTube channel, you know what I'm saying. So it's the same thing, it's the same thing. So let's give up for Boston. It's Saturday. I'm telling you, Boston, y'all better come out and show out. Tell a friend, bring a friend. Okay, I can only see, uh, this in full screen. If you're not there, then you're missing a treat. No, we had an amazing time. Tasha, you are so short in person. King Luxury, y'all gonna start talking about my height? I'm sensitive. I'm sensitive. Tasha, do a Christmas show in New York, it will sell out. Don't mind the cold. Oh Lord Jesus, it's me. Can I take the cold? That is a good idea though, to do a Christmas show. I didn't think about that. On Christmas Day, y'all want to get away from them damn kids and shit. What city should I choose? I'm already doing New York, so it's got to be somewhere else. Christmas Day, and you know, you got to understand too, we got to pay them time and a half. And then 5 days later we got, uh, Houston. So I'll already be in Houston, I think. Week. Yeah, I'll be in Houston that week already, so we'll have to think about it. Tasha just got in a break and caught you. Okay, add your shows to Tubi, they pay. Look into it. Uh, I can't wait for St. Louis. Yes, yes, I can't wait for St. Louis too. Phoenix, Arizona. Yes, y'all, Phoenix, Arizona, stand up. See, I look at my demographics and I like that my, uh, my agent is booking me outside of, you know, cities that don't necessarily like show up in my analytics because it's allowing me to build an audience outside of, um, you know, the internet and everything like that. And so, um, that's pretty dope. So Phoenix, Phoenix, Boston, those two is not a huge— I would say Yeah, it's not a huge, uh, audience per se in Boston, but the fact that they're— I'm gonna be honest with you, Boston, Boston just had Bob Saget. They canceled all his shows. They ain't cancel mine, they cancel his. So I ain't here to laugh at nobody because that could be me. And I'll just take it off the shoulders and be like, next. I'm just like that, you know what I'm saying? I don't think I take anything personal, but I don't like to hear like, oh, 30 tickets, 20 tickets. I don't like that shit because it's like anxiety, and I like to focus on putting a great show together versus bodies in seats. But I do understand there are people on my team that care about bodies in seats because that's how they get paid. So they're like, we need You, we need you to be promoting this, okay? We need you to not always put it in God's hand. Faith without works is dead. So yes, so yes. Uh, let me see, let me see. Somebody said they got a nose fetish. I got a big nose now, a lot of nose now. I get that from my mama and my daddy. Yep. Somebody said they thought Bob Saget was dead. He's not. No. Is it Bob? Jason, who is it? Who, who was it that they, uh, canceled? Tell me, Jason. Hold on for a second. It was somebody. Jason, who was it that they canceled? The comedian that's, that's been a long, um What's his name? Peaches, text Jason and ask who they, uh, uh, Al Franken. Damn, I was way off. Of course Bob Saget's shows got canceled. He did. It was Al Franken. My bad. Shit, I thought it was Bob Saget. I thought that's what you said. Look at me. I didn't know, but they— he said they canceled all of his shows. And they left mine up there. And I was like, well, mine ain't moving fast either, but it was moving a lot faster than his show. So I was just like, so if white people ain't getting it, no niggas ain't getting it, you know. So he said Al Franken, y'all. Al Franken. Y'all heard of Al Franken? Y'all heard of Al Franken? Listen, so Boston, y'all make sure y'all run up them tickets, tell a friend, because they not— they gonna cancel my shit. And I'll be like, well, New York sold out, so I'm good. New York sold out, so I'm good, you know what I'm saying? So I was just coming for y'all. Like, for real, I don't believe in like— if I don't care if it's 30 tickets, so I'm giving y'all a show. I don't care, okay? Um, so they gotta tell me to stand down. I don't care if there's a profit or not because this is promo. It's sort of like when I started my YouTube channel, it's the same thing. Like, um, there was— I wasn't getting a lot of views. Sometimes I would— one video will get 10,000, next video get 100,000. One video get 1,000, next video get a million. Who cares? Like, some people, some people saw it. And you never know, the ones that get a thousand, they may tell way more people than the people that did a million. It's just, I take every wino serious, okay? I take every wino serious. And so I just don't want it to be where they have to say, Tasha, stay home, nobody bought tickets. I'll be like, well, give me my people and that we gonna move to the Cheesecake Factory. Okay, so yeah, um, but back to Orlando. So the first 30 minutes of the show, I got stuck on one joke because I had no water. I had— I was just like, I kept forgetting the damn punchline. But I made it funny the whole way. But there was a punchline, and it was to the point where I said, oh, fuck it. It and just moved on. And my coach, he was like, I didn't notice that part. He said, because I just noticed that you look flabbergasted because I know the structure of your show. So I knew something was off because I was like, normally she on— but it was like, I did so many jokes in the beginning that I winged. I didn't even fucking write them. I just wrote them. They was just— they just came to me right then. I write my jokes in the morning and stuff, but like, fuck, I was like, for the first 30 minutes of the show, those were jokes I made up right then on the spot. I was like, fuck it, we gotta give them a show. Orlando gotta get a show. They barely got a microphone, and so I had to yell the entire time, and I lost my voice. And that's why I'm not able to really give a show tonight, because, um my voice because I'll start yelling and then I ain't gonna have no voice for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. I need a voice for Friday, Saturday, Sunday, okay? And so it's almost back, it is. And, uh, 2 more days will be good, will be good. And so I know you like— Tasha, how you doing this? I'm doing this because the microphone is right here. I don't have to yell, the microphone right here. But like when I'm on a show, y'all are used to performing And then my husband made a good point. He was like, he was trying to catch me up, and I was like, we're not the same. He was like, well, The Breakfast Club does it 5 days a week. And I was like, well, The Breakfast Club talks and they got 3 people to bounce off of. I ain't got nobody to bounce off of, and I don't talk, I entertain. So don't you ever in your fucking mind fix your mouth to compare me to 3 motherfuckers that bounce off of each other. Who the hell do I bounce off of besides you after I'm done with the show? Because you don't want to hear that I had to work. The fuck? You said Tasha come back to Cali and do Oakland instead. I thought Oakland was, um, ain't that what we did? I thought we did Oakland. She said she rides her jokes every day like 3 months. I write my jokes every day. Every day I write jokes. Every day on the spot I write jokes. All day, all day. I've always done it. I just was scared to perform them in front of you guys, but now I'm not scared anymore. I've gotten over the fear because if it's funny to me, it's funny to me. And I have— I know my gift. You know what my gift is? Let me show you. You want to see my gift? Y'all want to know my gift? You want to see my gift? No, seriously, do you want to— you want to see my gift? Huh? Mhm. You want to see my gift? Oh Lord Jesus, y'all want to see my gift? That's my gift. That's my gift. When I smile, y'all smile. Some people have it, some people don't. You ever see like somebody with a resting bitch face, right? And when they got a resting bitch face— no, real talk, you automatically have a resting bitch face because you're trying to figure out why they got a resting bitch face. So they be looking at you like— and you like— me, I can't be serious, so I'll be— but I've seen a bitch like that before and I'm like It's just automatically like, why are you so serious? What the fuck is the problem? You know what I'm saying? You ask people that shit, you ask people that shit, and it's like, that's— that is energy, okay? That is— that is natural energy. That is the law of communication without having to communicate verbally. You could just communicate with the— bitch, I don't fuck with you. Like, and you just know. Me, I just— I have— I laugh. It could be me and my sisters since I was a kid, and we all like this. We really giggly people. We just giggly. Everybody— we were so giggly, my mama would be pissed off Red be behind all types of shit. Me and my sisters will be in the back seat just giggling. What the fuck's so funny? And we like, what the fuck's so funny? You know, and we be sitting out there laughing at her ass, talking to herself, cussing out. Then she end up starting to giggle with us. Y'all hit y'all, y'all badasses. Always fucking It was like, Mama, see, it's funny. That was us. So yes, that is, uh, that is my gift. That is my gift. So I ain't got to say that, and I could just sit up and laugh and kick my feet because I'm short, bitch, like Kevin Hart, and he can't touch the ground. And y'all could laugh with me. Y'all don't even know the fuck you laughing about. But as niggas, we do that anyway, okay? You know, you see a motherfucker running, you're gonna run too and ask questions later. That's how we are. That's how we are. So yeah, thank you so much. Like I said, my eyes and my smile. My husband's my eyes. He loves my eyes. Yes. I miss my sister. We were just like that, always laughing. Oh, we used to giggle at church, especially with the— Mama, is he having a baby? What the hell? Oh my God, let me stop. I'm supposed to be resting my voice. Y'all ain't shit. Y'all know I'm supposed to be resting my voice and you're making me laugh. Okay, please. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. But yes, Orlando was a whole vibe. We had so much fucking fun, okay? Y'all was on the ground laughing. Like, I was looking at the video, I said, oh, these niggas is legs. I was like, the Waddles, we don't do— I don't pick on y'all. We do the fucking picking, okay? We are the gigglers. So when people walk past us and we as Waddles are giggling at you, we laughing at your ass. That's what we do. That's what we do as Waddles, bitch. We laugh, we talk about you, We whispering about you, we laugh about you, and we may say it to your face. It just— that's how we are as Waddles. That's why it's a secret society. So you got to get it to get in. We don't want no grouches. Stay over there with your resting bitch face. And if you got one, we going to point it out. Bitch, what's wrong with your face? Fix your face. So that's how we are, you know what I'm saying? We all have the same benefit. Like, we know when a bitch lying together, we'd be like, now bitch, you know, motherfucker. That's right, we fucking ruthless, Miss. So yes, I said that everyone face my husband be like, stop. Say that shit. Say that fucking shit. Fuck that shit. Life too short, for real. So that's us, okay? But yeah, we had a good time though. Orlando, I had no complaints. It was with the club and my— even my comedy coach, she was like, Orlando always be on some fuck shit. He said, I've been working in— I've been working in and out of that club for 21 years and they still fucking shit up. He was like, I can't even believe they did you like that. Well, I can't believe it, but it's fucked up that they did that shit. I was like, I know. I know, I know. So listen, but I'm gonna go ahead and get off. I've been on here for an hour. I should be resting my voice. Okay, I will see you guys on Friday. But tonight we got a bomb-ass interview we're dropping. Trust me, it's, it's worth it. You're gonna thank me later for this one. You're gonna— oh, Tasha, you gotta dig yourself with this bitch. I'm like, I know. And then I had to go to the white wine Boondock and get us some white wine for this Gypsy Rose shit. So y'all make sure y'all on tashaklive.com tonight for the Gypsy Rose shit, okay? That white lady was— when I tell you, she drank almost the whole bottle of red wine and said, 'Pour me another one.' I said, 'Bitch, you got to watch this shit tonight on Tasha K Live. You got to watch this shit.' I said, boy, everybody gotta get them white bread like this. And her husband was with the shit too. So make sure y'all check out that interview tonight on Gypsy Rose, for real. Okay, yeah. All right, so, and then Boston, run those tickets up, run those tickets up. We don't want no them trying to cancel my show. We're doing good, we're doing really good, so I'm okay. But here's the thing, I'm not gonna cancel no shows. It will be them. But let's hope it doesn't get to that, because if they cancel Al Farrakhan— is that his name, Jason? Al Farrakhan? What's his name again, Jason? What's his name, Jason? Not Bob Saget. Bob Saget was canceled by God. Um. So listen, we'll be there. Hopefully the internet won't trip. Okay, comedy, comedy at the Carlson. I don't know what it is. Al Franken. Okay, Al Franken. Frankenstein. Okay, okay, cool, cool. So, um, yeah, Bob Saget, my bad, rest in peace, but God canceled him. But Al Franken, that man had 5 shows. They got rid of all of them and left me there. I was like This is bad. I was like, and they did, uh, Boston was a bonus region because I don't have a big fan base in Boston according to the analytics. So we're hoping to build it. Yes. So it won't be because you canceled it, it would be because of their politics. No, no, no, ain't nobody doing that. I'm watching tonight with my lemon pepper wings and white wine for the occasion. Are you better? You better get it. You better get it. Okay, so yeah, you need to come to Gulfport, Mississippi. I will. I gotta get a tour bus though for those little cities and stuff. Dang, Tasha, they were stressing you out. Who's stressing me out? I'm a fan in Boston. Well, come on, Gina, get your ticket. Come on out, come on out. Let's show these white people that I got it and I could sell, you know. I've been— let me be honest with you, I'm gonna be honest with you. There's been some, some regions I'm like, I don't know how we gonna do this. But we do it every time. The Winos is loyal. We even have people that walk up, they never heard me before, they're like, oh my God, I'm so glad. They come take pictures. I've never seen you before, but I love this show. I'm like, thank you. So yes. Oh yeah, my Miami, Florida is next. So, and then we're gonna do Miami August 4th, and I'm going on vacation for 2 weeks. Well, I gotta shoot a movie for a week. I got a lead role in the movie, and then, um, I'll be on vacation for 2 weeks. So we won't be back to work till like September, okay? So we'll make sure y'all got content, but I gotta rest my voice. I gotta rest my body, okay? Has YouTube made me a millionaire yet? You still don't make nobody a millionaire. You gotta do that shit yourself. Okay, seriously, is Connecticut struggling? I don't even know. I don't know. I literally try to promote shows a month in advance, so I don't know. But Phoenix, Arizona, I think that one's doing good. Um, it's that venue big, so, you know, I don't know how we're doing it in Phoenix, but I do know it's been on sale since the beginning of the thing. So I think we were like one-third sold out, if I'm not mistaken, with Phoenix. So we should be almost half sold out. That may be like 500, 600 people. 500, 600 people. So yeah, like Baltimore. Baltimore is big. Baltimore is 500 plus and we sold that out. So are you bringing Bondi to fill in? I'mma talk— it's up to Jasmine. So Jasmine wants off too, she's tired. So we'll see, we'll see. If not, y'all may just be getting reruns. YouTube may be getting lives that you ain't never seen before, you know, on tashaklive.com. We'll put them on YouTube, you know, and then, you know, tashaklive.com will get all the new interviews. So that's how we're gonna run it. Okay, happy birthday, Logan! Happy birthday! Okay, so remember, okay, Boston, see you Saturday. But I will see you guys on Friday. You know, we will be going live from Boston from the Airbnb. Okay, and so, so you're getting Fuckery Friday from my Airbnb, and, and then we'll be in Boston on Saturday and then New York on Sunday. Okay, so I love you guys. It's been said that if you don't talk for a while, your voice, it will help to— it happened to me a while ago. Yes. Yes. Okay, I love you guys and see you tonight on tashakelive.com and, uh, on YouTube as well. Okay, bye. Okay, and I'm gonna be celebrating my birthday with you on the 21st in New York with Shanti. Let's go, baby, let's go! Bye, guys, I love you guys. Why no gang?