A friend gives a funny, affectionate toast for Maddy's engagement, mixing genuine joy with playful jabs at her partner and joking that a notary public might officiate the wedding.
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We got a celebration. Listen, I would like to make a toast to Maddy Madman. Yay! Winos, can y'all hit y'all winos? Somebody is finally, finally claiming her. She is now— well, he/she is now engaged. Aren't you guys happy for Maddy? I am, I'm, for real, I'm genuinely happy, seriously. I, no shade, I'm happy. I don't like him, but I'm happy. I am, that somebody is finally putting a name on that body, okay? I wonder who they gonna find to marry him. Who do y'all think gonna marry him? A notary public? A notary is gonna marry him. 'Cause they engaged, a notary is gonna marry him.