In this promotional monologue, the speaker announces her birthday R&B brunch scheduled for March 14th in Washington, DC, hosted at 865 Steak, Seafood, and Cigars. The event runs from 12 PM to 6 PM and offers an allāinclusive ticket that covers unlimited crab legs, seafood, chicken, brunch items, waffles, and bottomless mimosas. The speaker emphasizes limited seating due to the restaurant setting, highlights a "bombāass" DJ, photo opportunities, and a cigar lounge for men. Tickets can be purchased through tashakonstage.com (also mentioned as tashakalestates.com). The tone is informal and enthusiastic, urging listeners to act quickly to secure their spot.
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Who's coming to my party? Yes, y'all, my birthday party is officially on the calendar, March 14th, Washington, DC. It is an R&B brunch, okay? We are partying from 12 to 6. It is an all-inclusive ticket, all-you-can-eat crab legs, seafood, chicken, brunch, breakfast, waffles, bottomless mimosas, everything served from 12 to 6, okay? Don't put nothing in y'all purses. I know how y'all be doing, okay? I'm gonna have mine too, and I'm gonna have me a little napkin, and I may roll me a couple and put it in my purse. Just don't let nobody see y'all, okay? So listen, tickets are on sale. It's only a limited amount of seats, okay? We cannot pack it out. It's a restaurant, all right? We want to make sure everybody eats, and there's definitely going to be more than enough food, okay? We got a bomb-ass DJ. We're gonna be taking pictures together and singing our favorite classics. So hurry your ass on up over to tashakonstage.com. Tashakayonstage.com and get your tickets before they close out, okay? The VIP seatingā well, the early access is already done, um, but everything is VIP. It's just one ticket that gets you in, and you get to party with me and the winos from 12 to 6, March 14th, on a Saturday at 865 Steak, Seafood, and Cigars. And the menā if you got men that are coming, or you a man, Sheck is going to be in the cigar lounge there eating and drinking with the men, okay? And so I'll see you ladies real soon, so hurry on up. Up, get your tickets, tashakalestates.com, before they gone, gone, gone. And no, we can't let nobody else in once they gone, okay? It's a restaurant. Now I gotta go. Bye!