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All right, White Oak gang gang. I hope y'all know it's time to get into it. It's time for "Disputa Mama" is back, y'all. 20 seconds until we get this show started. We got our dynamic, funny-ass host waiting backstage to judge y'all crazy asses, see who gonna go on tour. And remember, listen, guys, if you new over here, please make sure you hit that subscribe button if not just for us, OK? And if anybody asks you, What you doing up over here, right here? Just let them know, all right? You just want just a little bit of positivity in your life with everything that's going on, okay? But let them know that allegedly, keep it allegedly. What's going on, Winos? How y'all doing? Hope you're good, okay? Um, especially in these times, I don't even want to talk about it. I'm like, Lord Jesus, I just want to turn off my phone, all right? So listen, just in case you're new here or you're not new here, you guys know what time it is. This is officially Shoot your shot and we are live with it. Okay, so this is not pre-recording. If you want to test me, ask a question right now in the chat. Jasmine, refer it to me and then I'll answer it right now. Not in the chat, but I'll answer it personally. Okay, and so without further ado, listen, listen. So this is a virtual talent show. We're trying to pick someone to go on to open up our tour for us. All right, that has amazing talent. We already picked our poet. Okay, and we'll talk about that in just a second. But to actually pick our talent for our kickoff for my birthday, y'all know how I do for my birthday, wine-o weekend. Don't play. Don't play. All right? So listen, I ain't going to make y'all wait too much longer because we got a lot of people waiting backstage for their chance to shoot their shot. Without further ado, let me introduce my co-host, Sean Davey Way. This is my dog. He's so damn funny. Is he, bro? Hey. Do it.

Do it.

Hey. Hey. What's going on, man? Long time. I know.

It feels like we haven't done this live in forever.

I know, I thought they didn't— I, for a better user experience, I thought we was doing good pre-recording. They was like, hell no, bring it back live, this some bullshit.

Yeah, a lot of wine-ups to say no, we put this back live.

We want— I said okay, no problem, no problem, we'll do it back live. Okay, cool. So I'm glad to have you by my side to help choose. Uh, let me go ahead and get Derek King up in here, comedian extraordinaire. We Why do we see more of your lazy boy than your move to the city? Thank you.

I knew you was gonna do that shit. I knew you was gonna do that. This was— that was just a let me roast Derek moment. I miss y'all too.

Uh, I don't know what the fuck is this. What's up with the scowl on Sean's face?

I miss your little ugly ass too, brother.

Oh, we're going there.

Sean, ugly is what you are and you must face it so that you can then, uh, proceed with life in a positive manner, my brother.

Big is what you are on that couch, but it's all right, you know.

It's a lazy boy. That's a $10,000 couch.

Been that shit. I tell you what, I'm gonna turn your ass into a goddamn shish kebab until you keep on talking.

Oh my God, don't eat him, Derek. Don't Now you could have used better words than that, Tasha. You said you was going to turn him into a shish kebab. I was like, why is he thinking about food? You just showed us a box of Popeye's chicken. Eat that.

I know he's the big pig.

You're not getting paid for them. Put them down.

I did. Well, listen, well, you said their name, so I just went on this, but I'm gonna eat this chicken on here. I got, I got stuff to do, and I'm gonna eat my chicken on here.

Guys, thank you so much for tuning in for Shoot Your Shot. What episode is this? 9. How many more episodes we got out of this? 3. 3 more. Okay, and when we making our final selection, we gotta have our talent show. Oh, unfortunately we're gonna have to do the talent show virtually, okay? Especially with everything going on out there in the world. Well, listen, we, we are on— we are parked right now, okay? There's anarchy going on. We parking just for a minute. We gonna wait till we get to 2026? Okay.

All right, even though you don't want to hear it.

No, no. All right, so listen, we are here to make people laugh, not make people sad. That is— that's why we're third tier in the world. There's politics, there's sports, and then there's entertainment news, okay? And so we will gladly ride third place, okay? And when y'all done watching all that there over there, we'll be right here waiting on y'all to come back, okay? We just gonna be like, "Welcome back!" It's dark over there, ain't it? It's dark over there. We know, we know. A lot of evil shit going on. So listen, this is Shoot Your Shot, you guys. Open to the public, open to you guys to hit that link and come on up and shoot your shot, whatever it is. If you sing, rap, dance, I don't know, smoke weed, whatever it is that you do, okay? Please don't smoke weed on here. Jasmine was like, please don't smoke weed on here. We are not trying to get demonetized. Please feel free to hit that link and let us know, you know, what your talent is, okay? And then of course, me, Derrick, and Sean are going to judge you, all right? And we're gonna let you know if you're gonna move to the last round. And then the last round is up to the viewers. That ain't got nothing to do with us. That's how we make it fair. Okay, so ain't nobody saying, oh, you was paid, they sent you through. Nope, because the winos, you guys will be voting in the chat. You know exactly what to do, how it's done. All right, and so listen, um, we're gonna talk about last week's winner. All right. Stupid that I still— I am lost. And I hope you use the algorithm of my heartbeat to measure the distance of our separation. I needed him to find me. And unlike Watto, he has no idea as to the separation of Chantal. Or maybe she's been kidnapped by his insecurities, beaten by his low self-esteem, and held hostage by his empty promises in hopes that one day he will feel that dream and be that king. She is lost. I mean, I am lost. And I do not have the means to define strength. Like, there are too many barriers, too many bridges to cross, too many mountains to climb, too many giants to slay that I haven't written enough to move them right to block. I am stuck, gasping for air, drowning in shallow waters because there is no deep. Deep is what I call my lacerations. I've been a victim in his fiction so long that I can't tell the difference between Lazarus and Geppetto, Pinocchio or Noah. All I know is there is wood involved and water that someone once walked on to save them. Save me, bear my cross. I have been a victim in this fiction so long that I can't tell the difference between lost. And I can't tell the difference between lost. And they say beauty is only so beneath the skin, but I loved him. I loved him too much to leave. Although he was no prince, but I was charmed by all his magic. I bore his little red wagon, became the dungeon for his dragon, but not his queen. Rapunzel let down her hair. For Rumpelstiltskin has read me like nighttime, and I knew his name like familiar, like places we played hide and seek until I realized he was never looking for me, Miss Mary Mack. Mac, Mac, I can't be his baby's mother. Although we were never strangers, just distant. Love was no more spells. No longer captive in his jail. No longer his prison. Tinkerbell, tell Peter Pan I have no interest in his lost boy. Man. Wow.

You're amazing.

Wow. Wow. Shantawn. See, I didn't want to mess up her name. That's why I looked at Jazz, and I was like, yeah, we got to thank last week's winner. I didn't know if it was Shantawn or Shantawn, but she made that correction during that amazing poem. Are you shocked that she Me neither.

No, I'm not. I just—

Derek, please.

I was just thinking how cold she was. I'm trying to remember if I thought that last time, but she was cold. Sean, I see you really want to fight with me today. It's all right, brother, I'm gonna give you a chance.

Okay, can we keep it to the contestants today? Okay. How many contestants we got waiting backstage right now? Uh, okay, we got 5 waiting and there's an open link. Okay, and so listen, if you want to shoot your shot, it's first come First serve. We're going to be here till 8:00 PM. All right? So we got an hour and a half for y'all to get up in here for a chance to win $300 today as a winner and for a chance to move on to the season finale to go on and compete to see if you have what it takes to open up the tour. OK? And so listen, without further ado, y'all ready? Y'all ready to jump some challenges? Y'all, you rusty, or you think you still got it?

I got it.

I did.

Yeah.

But real quick, before we bring in the first talent, of course we got to thank our sponsors, okay? So we got to take a minute. That's how we pay the bills around here. Um, so y'all just wait patiently backstage and wine those. Y'all make sure y'all like and share this video. We'll be right back after the break. We got some sponsors we need to brag about, which means boldly raise a glass too. Let's go.

Power Records co-founder Damon Dash has filed Chapter 7 bankruptcy in my backyard, and he didn't hire me. I reviewed the schedules First, he listed just $4,350 in assets. He has a lot of companies that are listed with unknown value worth of assets. Also, I found it really interesting that he owes Chris Brown supposedly $100,000, and he listed that he has a cause of action against Chris Brown and others for defamation and other things. Another thing is he listed no income, which is really strange because there has to be some sort of income family support or otherwise that's helping you pay your bills. He only listed $5,200 a month in expenses. But this is proof that bankruptcy is not the end. It's the time to restart, rebuild, and get back to work. I'm Chad Van Horn at Van Horn Law Group, and if Damon Dash can use the bankruptcy system to rebuild and get his fresh start, so can you. Give me a call today if you're dealing with debt issues.

You and Stefon Diggs Have known each other since Baltimore. Not you brought the receipt. He got the receipt back.

This is actually a translucent Hermès invitation from that of a show in 1997.

Okay.

They gifted this to everybody in attendance, so they're pretty rare.

Okay.

It's an Hermès bag.

And these are what we'll call the Diggs files.

The Stefon Diggs files. I'm done. How did he drug you? Like, how does that happen?

We pull up to the house. We pull up to the house, he talking to me about all the girls that he got now. 20 girls.

And you said they were all Spanish?

Spanish girls that barely even spoke English.

In texts that you provided, "Come get this ass bust." Even though I was drugged, even though I was violated, I never thought that the next step would be my life being threatened.

But the situation with Drake went viral on the internet after he told me I was ratting on Stephon. And I came back at him and I'm like, "Bro." How the fuck am I ratting on Stephon if this is a relationship?

We're back. Remember, this is Shoot Your Shot, open virtual talent show. The link is in the description box as well as in the comment section, so anybody can join up and win $300 and a chance to go on. What the hell? Jasmine, what is that? What is going on? We're gonna get a copyright strike. What the hell? Where's Sean? Hi. Are we happy? Do you hear that?

I heard it, but I'm hearing—

you don't hear the Drake music right now? Jasmine, you got a window open somewhere. What the— do you hear that? Hold on for a second, child. Give me a second. I think we had two different ideas about us. I think we should take a break. Well, Me and Caleb broke up. Jermaine, you broke up? There's a new guy in the building though. Everybody's talking about him. Is he cute? What's his name? I think he starts with a K. Um, Kai? Kai? What, you know him or something? No, I knew a Kai in high school, but it's not him. Uh-huh. I hate to interrupt. Yeah, girl. Bego. It was Bego. We like, what the fuck is going on? I'm over there too, I'm like, can you hear that? We about to get a copyright strike. Who's got— what? All right, listen, who's the first person way backstage, y'all? Virtual talent show. I don't know what the hell just happened. We here. Ice Buster. Who is it? Javonte. How you doing, Javonte? Hey, I'm doing amazing. Hey, how are you?

I'm lovely. How you doing?

Fantastic. Where you calling from? Jail? No, I'm just playing. Are you in the jail? It was the prison tats. Oh yeah, I'm tatted down, baby. I'm tatted down. Look, he's talking about, do I look like I'm in jail? We had a few going live from jail though. I'm just playing though. What's going on? I live in LA.

I'm from Boston.

OK. All right, shout out to Boston. Y'all just had a— we'll talk about that later because they done hit another campus up there, UMass. So yeah, thoughts and prayers. What's your talent? What you going to be doing today?

I'm going to sing. I just dropped my new single, Bon Appétit, and it's going up right now. I'm a Caribbean pop artist from Boston, Massachusetts. And bon appétit, and we ready to eat, baby.

All right, Caribbean pop artist, let's do it. Let's see what you working with.

Y'all ready? We going? We ready. Hola, ¿cómo estás, mamita? Why, guan tu eres bonita. Come here, put it pa' mi soul. Yeah, shake right, let me see. Have a go, yeah, rock the boat, let it hurt a little. Wind your waist and twerk your middle. Rock the boat, let it hurt a little. Wind your waist and twerk your middle.

Yeah!

She look sweet, me like her physique.

She fuck with me, yeah, she fuck with me.

We up all night, don't get no sleep. That's my Barbie, I am her Ken-Ken. Drop the beat, sexy body like Shang-Chi. Mommy move fast, room turbo engine. I put my stamp on that thing, that's my imprint. I put my stamp on that thing, that's my imprint.

Okay, I put my stamp on that thing.

Rock the boat, let it hurt a little. Wine, give me a twerk, give me the—

Flag on.

Okay, all right, that means Damn, that, that wasn't your beat.

That's my beat.

I'm saying when I blow the whistle, brother.

Oh, I didn't know. I'm like, I'm gonna just keep rocking.

You just thought I was rocking with you, huh?

I'm gonna just keep rocking, right? Well, Derek, was you rocking with him?

Well, yeah, I, you know, yes, yes. So being— I've been— so I've been out of the country a few times over the past year. And so, uh, the times I've been has been to like, uh, Caribbean islands and stuff, right? So, uh, GPP is my favorite song. I don't know, I don't know if you know what that is. Yeah, yeah, okay, Good Problems. Okay, and so I, I liked what you did. Maybe I'd like it a little more with the beat. I actually like your look. I think you have a certain look Um, I'm gonna say yes, even though I'm not sure if you're being true to yourself. You got to check it out. You gotta, you gotta rock up with the beat. I'm telling you, it's fire. Okay, Caribbean vibes, baby. Hey man, listen, I mean no disrespect to you. Thank you. Yeah, I know, but, but yeah, Tasha, but I gotta know because you were saying the lady— you, you rocking with a woman But I'm not getting that. The vibe I'm picking up ain't that you rocking with—

am I wrong?

I'm rocking with everybody. I'm openly pansexual. My song is fire. I take her, I'll take him, I take it all, baby.

That's it.

So it don't matter. Okay, I got some pots in there. I don't know what pansexual mean, but I don't know if cooking make turn you on or not. It's cooking, baby, it's cooking. And sex is just being open when you love beautiful people. It don't matter who you are, what you is, it don't matter.

Um, yeah, I like what I like.

I love beautiful people, and that's what we doing. All right, I'm saying yeah. So, Tasha, that's me. Go ahead.

Okay. All right, uh, Sean Davey Way, are you ready to, you know, go this way?

Sure, I'm definitely ready.

Ready? Come on, you know he ready. Let's go.

Yeah, I fucking hated it. So, um, I will say this, you do have a personality, I will give you that, but like you sing gay, like you, like you hold your S's, you know, and stuff like that. So I feel like if you're gonna be singing or rapping to women, because that's very so much what it sounds like if you're talking to women, you know, I'm listening to the lyrics too, and from the lyrics it sounds like you're talking to a woman. It's not giving, like it very so much isn't. I think like maybe like modeling or something like that may be better suited for you, but if this is like what you do do I would definitely go back to the drawing board. Like, I, I wouldn't— it's okay.

I appreciate it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

It's all good.

It's gonna be a no for me, but, um, good try. Great personality.

Thank you. Okay, so we got one and a no. We got one yes and then another no. Um, so it's up to me. You're giving me Jeremy Meeks right now.

Hey, I always tell you, do you know who Jeremy Meeks is? I sure do. Yes, I do.

OK, Jeremy Meese got his ass all the way from jail to a billionaire, baby, OK? I'm going to need you to find a billionaire. I'm going to need you to find a billionaire because it's a no for me. I mean, you look great, though, for real. Like, you are, you know, eye candy all day. But like, the voice, it just wasn't— it's not— I just— it didn't move me or anything. It wasn't— and maybe I need to hear the beat. I would have probably rather you sing maybe somebody else's song, right? And maybe we could have got your voice range. But it was kind of hard to get your voice range with that particular song. So I'm not— I don't know if you're a bad artist or anything. But like I said, your look is definitely giving Jeremy Meeks all day. And so modeling, right up your alley. I will hire you any day if I got a clothing line coming out. You got it. You got the job.

Let me know. I'mma keep— I'mma do what it do. I'm an entrepreneur. I'm an entertainer. "Bon Appétit" is my new single. Run it up. Let's go. I appreciate y'all's support.

Run it up, Winehouse.

Yeah, we're going to keep going, baby. That's it.

All right, let's go. I'll see you at the Nicki Minaj concert.

Bye, Jermaine.

Bye, baby. He's a Barb for sure, for sure. And a Beyoncé— he's a Beyoncé fan too.

I mean, he has the look of an artist, but it's just— that's not coming out of your throat.

When I thought it was Jeremy Meeks, I'm telling you, I was like, I've seen this look somewhere.

He don't know what's coming out of his throat.

Apparently you do. You said he fine and you know, that he should definitely continue doing this and what he doing later. You said all type of stuff, the mutt. You said all type of stuff.

Hey Teddy, Teddy, how you doing today?

You—

yeah, I don't blame you.

You ready for this?

Because I don't even know why Sean would say no goofy shit like that.

I didn't say it, you did. The nigga got it.

Damn sure don't mind you. Hey, but I picked up on— listen, the man's singing to women and he sound like he want a man.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, okay, I can see that too, you know. It can't be, you know—

oh, so I can't see that shit? I ain't supposed to say nothing? I ain't supposed to say nothing because he gay? I'm supposed to let you say all the— you know, like, damn, man, I'm a human. I can see gay shit. You are big human, big enough human to knock your fucking head off your shoulders.

Oh, scary. At least I have a neck. At least you see that I have— yeah, stop doing that before you fall backwards. Hit that cow toe.

Hi, uh, Patrice, how are you? Hi, fine, and you? I'm good, I'm good. Where are you calling from? Detroit, Michigan. Girl, I thought you was calling from the island. That Wi-Fi? Oh yeah, it looked like you were in Africa, child. I thought you— yeah, pretty bad. Um, let's see something. Say a whole sentence. Say, hey, my name is Patrice. Hey, my name is Patrice Burns. I'm from Detroit, Michigan. I'm 44 years old. Jasmine, is it yeah or nay? You can hear her, she just got a delay. All right, you got a delay, okay, but can you hear me good? Okay, I'm from Detroit, Michigan. Is that better? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We go— you gonna have to go back out and come back in. We'll reserve a spot for you, okay? Go back out, connect to some good Wi-Fi, come back in. Matter of fact, travel to the US. Oh Lord, Detroit.

You start yelling, Tasha. I'm like, she can't hear you.

Remember, y'all know I'm told deaf, you know. Okay, I'm hard of hearing, that's why I be yelling and shit. Listen, Y'all, the link is open. This is a virtual open talent show. Winner takes $300 and goes on to a chance, uh, to compete in the season finale to go on tour to open up the tour with, uh, with the Winos for my birthday. Okay, it's my birthday. All right, so listen, Sean and Derek gonna be there performing and shit. I'm gonna try to get them to fight so we can get it on camera.

Do you want to see me get knocked out?

You're not fighting?

Gay men can fight, Derek.

I'm not fighting Sean. No, hey, listen, I don't believe in fighting. There's so much hatred out there in the world. I want to love.

I'm gonna start being a gay UFC.

You get gayer each show. Um, but yeah, I don't want to fight.

Who's next? Lady Lion, how you doing, lady? Lady? Hey, I'm well.

How y'all doing?

Fantastic. Where you calling from? I'm calling from Indianapolis. I'm from New York. Okay, shout out to Indianapolis, New York. Okay, cool. So, um, what you gonna be doing today?

Um, you already said that you found a poet, so I'm gonna just move on to rapping.

Okay, whatever it is that you— you— yeah, you're not the poet, right?

I'm a poet, a rapper, and I harmonize. I don't call myself a singer, but I do.

Okay, all right, cool. Well, go ahead and shoot your shot. Floor is open. Let's go. Yo, I ain't got the same problem as these other hoes.

They let every nigga get up in their pantyhose. I am so unbothered, I like to rock some Prada.

This pussy give him nada.

Yeah, I got this from my father. I rock Louis on my face and my bag need the wallet too. Being skinny, so a squeeze.

Put the hundreds in my sleeve, keep it clean like a squeegee. He still call him Luigi, he know I'm not sure.

He call me stingy, only fuck with real true bosses.

Never found the losses.

Yeah, I'm the real deal. If I spend a bill, I need 2 back. Gotta double that, 10 cents in the stacks, man, I can't wait to buy my own private jet.

No help from a nigga, he only good to get the pussy wet. Ice out the neck and put a ring where the middle finger at. The nigga only good for fucking. I'm a lady and I had no problem bucking. I'mma get a pole, I'mma keep it tucked in. Never let pain get under my skin, 'cause the next motherfucker that hurt me, I'mma leave a hole where the heart hide in. Aqua lady with the spit, it's a Trident. I need me an Aquaman, bring the Trident. Teeth from a white-collar Trident.

Bitch, you gotta apologize right then. Uh-uh, keep going right there.

Right, like, same, easy, do what I say.

No, son, no, stop talking, bring your ass.

Shut down.

Okay, all right, now we're done, we're done, we're done.

I'm done, I am so done. Uh, thank you so much, Lady Lion. Okay, all right, you saw Teddy bumping his head. We're gonna start with Latashaun. Davey Way, what did you think of Miss Lady Lioness?

I actually want to hear what Derek thinks, but I enjoyed you.

I did.

I thought you have a bunch of energy. You came like ready, you cocky, confident, like, okay. So I loved it. I did. I mean, you came to spit. You, you rap, you did that, you left it on the floor. So with your energy alone, I'm gonna say yes based off energy. The next time you come, sit a little bit more still so we can hear you further. Like, I like the performance aspect of you, but if you do make it back, then I would just say maybe come just sit still just so we can actually hear the lyrics.

I always come to perform.

Yeah, I know you did that.

You did that.

So like, that's what I'm saying, like, you did the performance part. So if you come back, just focus on the rapping. But I loved it.

Loved it.

Yes for me. Yes.

All right, so we got one yes, Lady Lion. All right, what y'all thinking in the chat? All All right, y'all need to put up y'all yeses and nos. Get ready, because y'all got to vote at the end of the show. Derek King, can we just talk about her talent and not her assets? Well, I— you work for me. I— listen, um, we are not liable for anything that happens to you, uh, on this show. You agree? Yeah, you agree, Lady Lion?

Absolutely.

Okay, great, great. Okay, go ahead, Derek, go ahead. I ain't gonna get sued. Go ahead.

Listen, then what I think is, you know, Sean told you not to perform, but I like the performance. And I'm gonna tell you why I like the performance. Like, I feel like you're gonna have so much energy if you were to go on tour, right? I feel like to rock the crowd, you're gonna be right to rock it. I was getting MC Lyte vibes from you. That's what I was picking up.

Listen up, man, listen to so many from back in the day.

I was also afraid of you part of the time too. Yeah, I was scared of you too. I feel like, because the next nigga that break your heart, you putting a hole with a heart. How then? Ah, all of that. So you giving me lady, but a lioness is a female lion, and your ass said lady lion. That— I don't know, man. Do I, do I like— yeah, you scared the shit out of me, so I'm gonna say yes based upon fear. But I do think you're talented. Yeah. And I think I like the way you look. Like, as far as a look, you give New York. You giving New York. So I'm saying yes, but I think it's out of fear.

But yes, don't say that. Well, I'm gonna throw some hugs and kisses your way.

We are not doing none of the fear going on. I am a lion. We do roar, but I have love.

So, all right, all right, all right. So, uh, Derek, is it yet? Damn, can we move on, Derek? I said yes. Don't I have the save the date for your wedding in my phone?

Goddamn, miss me. Married, everybody.

I'm married. I'm married. I didn't tell her I wanted to make— Your husband know you backing up and turning around. I could never do that. That's why Sheck got the camera stopping right here. I go out to comedy. I went out to the Billy Sorrell's comedy show. They was like You need to show your whole body. Am I crazy?

My husband know I give just enough.

OK. OK. Well, we don't want to be back outside, child. Ain't nothing out there.

And we can be fully dressed and still sexy.

I have a lot to say to the women. Exactly. Exactly. All right, Lady Lyte, it is a yes for me. It did give me '90s. I kind of pictured you being on that song, this is ladies' night, and the feel is right. Oh, yeah. I love that song. And all the rappers— this is when female rappers were really unified, you know what I'm saying? It wasn't just Nicki Minaj and then everybody else, you know, everybody was together. So yeah, it's a yes for me. Now listen, it's up to the winos if they like you. Okay, you're gonna have some competition. Okay, so you're on for a chance to win $300. Please stay on and a chance to go on to the finale for a chance to open up tour for me. My birthday party is gonna be lit. Okay, Khaosha K presents. So hopefully, we'll see you on that stage. But if not, keep going though. You still got $300 from us. Of course, of course, if you win it. All right, cool. Stay backstage, don't go nowhere. All right, y'all, we got it. We sit through, huh?

We're gonna see two people, right?

That's it.

Yeah, the other one, she was— I don't think she was really in Detroit. Now with no Wi-Fi, you know what, it may be true because I was trying— remember we tried to do Keke Wyatt's ex-husband? He was in Detroit too and we couldn't get him. We had to fly him in, his Wi-Fi was so bad, right, Teddy? Teddy said right. Who next? Uh, Stacy B. Stacy B, how you doing, Stacy? Hey, Tasha. Hey, where you calling from? DC, baby. DC. I could tell by the dress in the back. Yep, it's DC. And the hat, I love it, I love it. So what you gonna be doing today, singing? Singing. Okay, cool. Okay, no problem. Uh, go ahead, shoot your shot. All right. Oh, what a day, what a day, what a day! He sends blessings manifest with every lesson learned. And if your knowledge weren't too wealthy, it will be well learned. If he was made in his image, then call us by our name. Those intellects do not believe in God, but if you're a church Eric, why do I have to tell you? Just send me the West. I've been getting my own whistle.

I just got to the time. The woman just got to 45 seconds.

Damn, you want me to stop early? It's all good, it's all good. You were on time for us. So listen, we're gonna start with Derek.

Let's just keep going on and on. Shit, you done said it. Hey, I think you got a good personality. That smile is award-winning. Uh, that dresser, uh, gives nostalgia. It reminds me of being back at my mama house in, in, in the room back. Yeah, that is giving all that. Uh, uh, you giving that you like to go stepping. Are you from the Southeast? Did you go to Ballou High School?

Northwest.

Oh, you should have been from the Southeast. I'd have said yes. So it's a no.

Oh damn, I grew up in Germany. I didn't grow up in DC, I just was born here.

You, you started singing in Germany?

Yes, I sing in German too. I sing in German too.

You should have tried that.

Why are you guys singing German? Because I felt like, you know, song selection, you wasn't gonna understand what I was gonna say.

Hell no, let's hear that German.

All right, you ready? Yeah. Okay, all right. What is it, uh, for the German version? Uh, Derek, heck no.

Is that— is that German?

Heck no.

Is that good for German? I, I'm where— I've been working on my German.

Hell no.

That's, that's my dream.

You sound like a dwarf.

I sound like a nigga that was ready to go on and on.

Sean, y'all told me to sing in German.

I love this place.

Sean, wow.

Sean, what do you need $300 for? Are you trying to like— is this a hustle or like what? Like epic? I'mma just go up there I'm just trying to figure this out. I'm so confused.

You need a new dresser.

I sell jewelry, so I didn't blur it out. My bad.

Your dresser is fine. The voice is the problem. So, um, you don't like Sing Sing, right? This is just like you're just hanging out, do you? You like Sing Sing?

Why?

They say I like it.

Like, you want this as a career?

No, this is my career.

Holy shit.

I'm working on my third CD. Why? Why? Yeah, I pay my rent with this. Somebody likes my voice.

The hell out of me. Tasha, she said she get paid for this, so I'm gonna say yes just because she said this paying bills with that dress. Girl, she said it's paying the bills, and this I gotta see. So I'm going to say yes. What's the name of your album? Two albums you working on?

Three? What, um, In iTunes, put Stacy Brooks.

Okay, I'm about to do that right now.

Damn, that's gonna go to hell.

Yes, she said they pay her rent.

I'm gonna download Stacy Brooks.

Oh, you exist?

It's real. So this is your song, That's My Baby— That's My Daddy?

Yeah, that's not my baby daddy, that's my daddy, my father. I wrote a song for my dad.

Oh, okay, interesting. Oh, well, it's the— yes, she said she, she, she— this is how she pay her bill.

You don't want to be alone?

Well, excuse me, it's my Christmas song.

That's your Christian song, I see. Oh, you've been doing this for a long time. This shit, this is a 2011—

what do they say? Baby B?

Baby B. Yeah, I see that. Baby B, what's that about?

What is it? It's a blues song. Listen to it, listen to it.

You think I ain't— when I am, I'm damn sure gonna listen, Stacy. That's when I'm gonna take a shower.

It's about grown folk business.

Uh-oh. Okay, Stacy.

Interesting, interesting.

You got on some red pumps in the Don't Wanna Be Alone for Jesus, don't it?

It didn't say for Jesus, it says for Christmas.

You said for Christmas? Oh, I thought you said your Christian album. Okay, what the hell? With red pumps, you all not be alone. Somebody got to want you. You got the red lipsticks and the red pumps.

Okay, Stacy, she's an artist.

Yeah.

She is an artist.

Your daddy look tall. Your daddy look tall.

Very tall.

Yeah, that's my daddy.

Derek, what'd you say, yes or no?

Oh no, I said it in German too, Sean. I said no.

You don't like her?

No, I do like Stacy.

I got— German, but I wasn't gonna sing in German.

No, no, no, Stacy, I like you. My ex-wife name Stacy, that's why I said no. It ain't got nothing I think you great. I'm gonna listen to your album tonight, Stacy. But how much is rent though? Because you say you pay your rent like this.

Excuse me, Teddy would like to vote.

Okay, all right.

Tasha has nothing to do with this vote. Okay, okay, Teddy, what we doing? Oh, all right, we'll see at the end. We'll see you at the end. We'll let the Wild Ones do this.

Okay, period. You made it, girl.

You did good. You made it. If I were voting, even though Teddy said yes, if I were voting, I would vote for the German version because it was— I don't know, it was something so sultry about it. And German is extremely difficult to speak, let alone sing. So I think you would have blown us away had you would have came in singing it in German. So I could see why You made a living in Germany, and there's a lot of singers like you that do that. I know a few artists as well too in Germany, and they frequent— don't ask me how I know because I've never been there— but they frequent the, um, what's the, the nude, uh, um, the tent or something in Jamaica. Yeah, it's a lot of Germans that go there. Yeah, they invited me. I know I won't go. No. Um, but yes, so I think I didn't like the American version. I like the German version, so I can see why you are very successful in Germany. German. So Teddy said yes. Yes, thank you, Teddy. You're welcome. All right, stay in the back, stay backstage, okay? And we'll see you at the end, and the winos will take it from there. All right, thank you so much. Anytime, anytime. And ain't nothing wrong with a dresser.

We still never got the answer to the question, how much is the rent?

It's DC. Do the math.

Yeah, was she paying her bills off of singing? Oh, with the— with the singing? And she said that's how she pay her rent.

Sean, you are hell, okay? You like the questions, the interrogation. I would hate for you to be a detective.

Well, I'm just curious because if there you see her worried about rent, you know she on Section 8. She gotta be if the, the music is taking care of—

how you doing? Hey, wait a minute.

Uh-uh, I know, I know you. I know you. You've been here before, correct?

Yes.

Yeah.

What did you say before, Shy?

No, I was too fast. He was a fast rapper.

Oh, okay. Sean's got a great memory. I see too many people, so I don't know.

It's because I ask questions, Tasha.

I just say yes or no. All right, so Daymond, um, which city you represent again?

Uh, Indianapolis, Indiana, 317.

Okay, we got a lot of Indianapolis in here tonight. Okay, all right, cool. So you gonna be rapping or singing? Uh, just rapping. Go for it. All right, go ahead, shoot the shot again.

Who blind to see my rivals killing me with kindness? I'm an MC but righteous, and I can be the hypest rapper. High from freedom fighter if I had a reason not to believe in higher beings. Liars smoking this weed gets me inspired. I don't need a lighter, I just speak and fire heat. And I see I keep surprised. Close my eyes and start to fly. Is this peace a sign that what I need in life's the beat and vibe? I don't know why, but people need to cry. You'll see in time. Deep blue skies, leaves and needle pines, sleeping high. Will somebody please go see if he's alive? Strings tweaking, twine. D don't see a line, but if he did, he'd beat the evil guy. Squeeze the knives that bleed the people dry. People on your side like fuck aside. Go buck buck and ride your motherfucking ride. An ugly sight when shit gets done in spite. Son, take my advice. Just the other night, you showed me love and light. Funny, right? But that's what it's like. Something I never thought I'd run into. You question why.

What if I'm just not as interested?

All right, all right, Day Moon. Okay, we'll start with Derek first. We'll let Sean pender for a second. Okay, thank you. He's been, he's been going in the whole show. Thank you.

Are you— did you have a good day today? Uh, is it Day Moon? Yeah, yeah, you call me Daddy if you want. Okay, well, they, they— that you came on this shit look stressed to me. That I don't— nigga, that's why I'm wondering if you had a good day, because I said, man, this nigga look— you kind of look like, uh, Jahiem, but with more hair.

Does that make sense?

That's what I'm getting, brother. I'm not shitting on you, I just think, you know, it's giving Jahiem.

I just—

I've been dealing with some stuff, but no, I had a good day for Pretty much. Yeah, nigga, listen, I fucks with it, dog. I've been going through some shit too. See my hand? I've been going through some shit too. So I listen, nigga. I'm gonna say, well, I might have a blood clot or a pinched nerve. I'll find out next week. But nigga, because I done been through some shit, brother, and look like Jah, he going through some shit, and you too. You need a yes in your life. I don't know who the fuck been saying no to you, but it's not tonight. I say yes to you, Daymoon. Day Day, hey man, fucking virtual hug, my nigga. You did good. You scared the shit out of me when you started talking about shooting a motherfucker, but once we got past that, I'm all right though. I don't know, nigga, just seemed like you supposed to get that shit lined up and you haven't, but I'm fine with it. Yes, my nigga, yes. I fucked with you.

He came rapping slow.

He did. He definitely did. I do believe underneath all of that stress and anxiety that there is an artist in there. I do, I do. I just don't feel like you're showing him. You, you give like you just show up. There's really like no energy that come from you. It's not performative, you know, or anything like that. It's kind of just like, let me get the it's over with. You know, it's this audition, there's $300 on the line, and you clearly need it. So, um, I would say bring it each time. If you're— if you make it, because you may make it through, if you do, bring it. Be a little bit more performative. Make us believe what's coming out your mouth, because I, I literally don't believe anything that you're saying. You're kind of just there, and it's not giving anything, you know? It's not giving. It's really not good. It's just you open your mouth, words come out, and then we wait. That's, that's kind of like what— that's what it gives it. I don't believe nothing that you say. I can't feel anything you say. It don't even sound like you believe it. So it's still a no for me, but this was better than last time. But it's still a no.

I believed you, Daddy. I believe—

let's talk to you, Teddy.

Latasha, Teddy's gonna vote because he said he ain't with that gay shit. So here's the thing. Teddy said he don't want to judge another man. You have to respect that. He got a white bitch over here he trying to, you know, stay on good terms with. He's not trying to get Shannon sharp today. So listen, okay, Day Day, um, I did— when you came on screen, it did throw me off a little bit, you know, because you sweating. You know, and you're a little untapered. Um, but underneath that, I could see a very, very intriguing— and I could tell you get a lot of— I ain't gonna say the word because I ain't trying to catch no lawsuit or nothing like that, but, um, you brush your teeth. So I could tell you take care of yourself internally. That says a lot. Them your real teeth? Yes. That, that— no, that's the first thing I look at. I look at your teeth. That, that shows me your soul, whether or not you care about the inside, outside. You know, we could get a $10 haircut, but, um, it's something very poetic about you, but it's just not all the way out yet. I feel like you could really dominate, you know what I'm saying? Like, by coming to rap and kind of throwing some poetry in there, like, it's giving Lost Boys boys a little bit, you know, but at the same time, a little bit of Arrested Development. I could see it there, but it ain't there today. So I'ma say no today. I'm gonna need you to come back again with a theme, okay?

Okay.

Your haircut, and, and put some soul into it. The same way you be out here trying to get some pussy, that's the type of energy we need to hear across the screen, okay? Hey, you already got the smile. Am I lying? Is it hard for you to get that? Is it hard for you to get that day? Exactly. Bring that to the screen next time. Okay, so right now it's no.

All right, and also I just want to tell you, he'll be back.

You coming back?

Yeah, I'm coming back.

Okay, let's go. What do I know to say? Very beautiful smile, very pretty teeth, and he, he's intelligent. You can tell he intelligent.

He looked like he's putting that woman first and he need to stop.

Queen Tia, how you doing? Queen, Queen, Queen is— how you say your name, child? Put— turn your volume on, turn your volume on. Okay, right there, right there. My name is Tia, but I go by Queen Essential. Queen Essential, okay. All right, where you calling from? I mean, what you Boston, Massachusetts, honey bunny. We getting Boston and Detroit today. Why did Boston won't leave us alone today? Y'all got some problems going on down there. Worry about that, Latasha, honey bunny. That ain't got nothing to do with me. That's what I love about the Wild Oats. The Wild Oats, I ain't worried about that. Let me mind my business. These numbers is coming tonight. My number, I got to play my number. What you gonna be doing today? I'm gonna be doing some spoken words, some poetry. Okay, all right, spoken word poetry. Go ahead, Mama. All right. My toxicity and insecurities fed his famished ego fragility. He complained yet tolerated my disrespect, used his phallus as sexual malice to tame and correct as a means to distract. What he internally neglects. Mental manipulator, he thinks he knows more than most. Intellectually astute, soul on mute, acquiring knowledge never to transmute. Overly consumed and erratic I became. I wanted his love. I wanted him to choose me like I chose him. I became a band-aid to cover up what he couldn't deal with. Emotionally stricken, I tried to fit into a space with no vacancies. After 3 years of celibacy, I gave my body to a man who never had a plan for me. I lived in the shadows of his deceased ex. Imagine looking at her for almost 2 years as his screensaver. His response was, I'm grieving. Like I wasn't grieving too. Open wounds that are not properly healed cause infection. So who's to blame when both parties' choices affect it? Oh, it's 45 seconds, but we, we got the point though. You did good. Okay, we'll start with Sean today. Go ahead, Sean.

What was that poem called? Baby Daddy?

No, Introspection.

So the wording wasn't bad, the word wasn't bad, but I will say that the delivery was. I could tell you were a bit nervous. I can tell that, that you are nervous. I get that. Um, and that's all right, like, it's cool to be nervous, but at the same time you were like speeding through, so it was hard to kind of hear what you were saying. So like, like, get, you know, what, pick up what you're trying to put down. Um, and with spoken word, you do need a certain selected amount of time. It's hard to really get in what you're trying to get in in seconds, um, when it does— they do go longer.

So I'm gonna say this, I can skip some lines because I'm like, oh my God, I'm so nervous. I'm like, oh shit, I forgot I've got this one. Oh my God.

Okay, now look at here. Now I'm going to believe in you and your bonnets. I'm gonna believe in the both of you, okay? And if they let you come back through, you need to bring— you're gonna bring it if they let you come back through. Yes, yes, of course, because we have a rapper, okay? And spoken word gives, you know, hip-hop as well. Yes, I'm going to say yeah because you were nervous. I understand nerves, but go and prove— go and prove. You gotta get— I'm hoping— I'm giving you 50% of a second chance right now.

Okay, okay, bring it.

Okay, so I'm gonna say yeah. I'm gonna say yes to you just out of nerves.

Thank you.

Tasha gonna have to give you that other yes because I can't give it to you. Let me tell you why. I, I— you have a good look about yourself, you have a strong voice, but I did not like the bonnet. That was like, that was the first thing I thought, like, damn, she came over here.

Yeah, I did, because I was about to get in the shower, and so I'm coming as myself.

And I'm sorry, right?

That's what it is. I mean, I ain't have all that. I'm not coming up here with no makeup, I'm not doing nothing, but it's my authentic yourself. And Teddy got his durag on for you.

Hey, I actually think that you're a beautiful lady. It ain't got nothing to do with what you look like. I just didn't like the bonnet, so I just said I didn't like the bonnet. That wasn't an argument with you. And I didn't like the fact that you were reading. Yo, reason that we couldn't feel it, because you don't know it. When you know it, we can really feel it because it's coming out of your soul, it's coming out of your pores. But it's not coming out of that. It's coming out of, oh, let me look. And so I'm saying it's got to come from Tasha if you're coming through. It ain't that I got a problem with you. Hell, I think you're a beautiful lady. I just did not fool with that bonnet, nor did I like the fact that you were reading. That's all, baby.

Um, she from Boston and it's tense up there. I would take it easy right now. No, I'm not one of those Bostonians, but I do, um, respect the, um, constructive criticism. So that's okay. Okay, um, so, Quidas, uh, it's essential. Okay. Yeah. Um, so I liked your delivery. I would have rather you memorized it and owned it. Yes. Now I'm not gonna criticize the bonnet, okay, because I've, I've done a few lives here and I know you've seen me in my durag, haven't you? Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. We Black women, we sometimes, we just got to do what we got to do. I get it, you know what I'm saying? But being that this is a contest and there's people voting, you want to come on looking your best. That's why we just sent Day Day away, because Day Day, it's like, they got it. We know they got it, but they just got to get up like he got it. He got to ask one of them girls he been borrowing cars from, you know, to get him an outfit and stuff and a haircut, you know. So For now, I'm gonna say no, only because I wanted you to memorize it. But it was very powerful, and people like you with powerful voices should be doing poetry. Okay, okay. So please come back. I will. All right, Mama, go get in the shower. You don't want to run out of hot water. My hot water be running out. Thank you. I'll be back next week with one memorized. Let's go, let's go.

All right, Derek, you went there.

You don't like her? What she do to you?

No, no, she's a good look— like, I actually thought this was a good looking woman. I love her voice, bro. I'm not a fan of the bonnet shit. That is, that is an irritant to my fucking soul. I don't like it, especially not when you're performing. Not when you perform. So, so Latasha said she had a durag on. Tasha, you done earned the right to do the shit. You ain't just coming out durag every damn day, and it ain't on the first damn day.

Pretty women can wear durags, bonnets, all that. I feel like ugly people, y'all should definitely have y'all together. Y'all hair should be done, the makeup should be done, all of that. When you hard to look at, you don't need to come nowhere with no bonnet on.

But when you wake up, this is how I go to the airport.

Airport and you look good.

Well, oh no, I don't like that because in case I got to throw down in the airport. You don't understand, Americans is crazy, bruh. I'll be ready to fight because they ain't gonna pull my hair out. I got waves.

Jasmine said, what's he gonna break, Jessica?

And then it's just, I'm already ready in go mode in case I got to go. Who's next? Hey Vera, where you from? Hello, I live in— where you from? PG County, Maryland. Shout out to PG County. Okay, I love PG County. You know, over there—

nah, it's just that, yo, that's 2 people from the DC area, 2 people from the Boston area. 2 people from Indianapolis, like, what are we doing tonight?

I know. All right, well, cool. What you gonna be doing today, Miss Vera? Singing. All right, singing. All right, cool. Let's go, let's go. Excuse me. Okay. Never had a love that you could call on when you were in trouble. Ever had a love who comes to you on the double? There's no need to look no further. I'm waiting here for you. Just call my name. Oh sugar, I'm gonna be right there for you if you just call my name.

You said call your name. You gonna be right here for me?

Son, go first. Hey, Miss Vera. Hi. Hi, Vera.

You have an infectious smile.

Okay, turn your volume up, Sean. You kind of low a little bit.

Okay, I didn't hear one note though. Can you hit a note for me real quick? Can I, can I just get one note? Ah, never mind, never mind. Um, so again, never mind. Never mind, we don't do that one. Um, your personality is everything. Uh, there's so much, and that was a cute try, but do you sing at church?

Yes. I knew it. I knew you— I know one of them give microphone back but won't give it back.

That's you, that's you.

I got that.

That's why I started laughing. I'm like, I could see you in church, not on your notes, but blessing the Lord, but blessing the house. So you were wonderful.

I—

your personality is everything, but I'm going to have to say no just because I didn't hear any notes or anything. Like, I'm sure I don't know, I want to say yes just based off a person. I'm so torn, like, I'm torn. Part of me want to say yes, but part of me want to say no. Okay, I'mma go with no and hope that maybe they got your back.

Okay, okay.

Shout out to you, you're, you're fine.

I love you from the moment I heard your name, Derek.

From the moment I heard your name, I was in love with you. That's just the truth. The first person I ever heard cuss at church, her name was Vera, and I love Miss Vera. Miss Vera could cuss like nobody's business. She was losing her hearing and her sight, and they asked her, they said, Miss Vera, if you had to lose one, which would it be? And she said, well, baby, I'd rather lose my, um, I'd rather lose my, my sight. And they said, why? She said, well, I done seen some things, but I done heard some shit. And so, Miss Vera, tonight I just heard some shit. And so I'm telling you, baby, I'm telling you, the shit I heard, I loved it. Fuck Sean. Yes, goddamn it, them earrings and your name did it for me. Hell yeah, it ain't no question mark, it's an exclamation on my end.

Go, Vera. Thank you.

I cannot.

Well, Miss Vera, listen, I want you to go, but unfortunately, I can't. I can't let you go. You have a beautiful smile, beautiful spirit. I see it. You know, when you open up with that first note, I was trying my best not to laugh. I don't know why. It was— it just gave me like— it gave me church announcements, how they had somebody over there singing. What a lady. But E for effort, okay? E for effort. I'mma come back better. I'mma do that.

Bring your notes when you come back.

I'mma come over here. Let's go. Let's— right now? Right now? All right, we love you though. Hey, I love— I love— that's a good attitude to have. I love it. Sean said, but I'm torn, I'm torn.

I was, because she is fun. Like, she seems like a good time.

Hey, Tasha, when Sean said hit a note for me and she said, I was like, I was gonna bust out laughing, but she looked at me serious singing and I was just like, she's serious. They done told her in church for years. She got it. She— nobody's taking the lead but Miss Vera.

Yeah, PG County.

Okay, so listen, listen, uh, who's next? Shy Romance, how you doing? Hi, how are you? I am wonderful. So your profile is the woman or something? No, it's just— it's shy woman. It's Shy Romance. Oh, okay, okay. Where you calling from? I'm in Texas, um, originally from Mississippi. Okay, we got a lot of South people. Um, and what you gonna be doing today, Miss Chi Romance, The Woman? A piece called The Woman. Oh, so you're doing poetry? Yes, ma'am. Yes. Okay, let's go ahead and go then. All right, men, let me holler at you for a sec. So I just need a little time to unwind so I can explore into your mind, then send you a divine sensation that's better than masturbating, or fornicating for that matter. The shy romance, which is me, be stimulating you while she be calculating just how she want to seduce you, boo. So much she, her, I, and me on both of your hearts' belt too. I mean, won't you just tell me what's your weaknesses and your fantasies too, so I can point you in the direction of a woman that's true? That is, if you step correct like a real man's supposed to. I'm a Nubian goddess, an intellectual Queen. I'm an Amazon sending 6-2 shit. I created with dreams. But see, the problem is a lot of you guys be trying to win me with your bling bling, but to me that right there don't mean a thing. The gold, diamonds, and pearls that you throw at my feet, boy, that shit don't make me feel complete. I got 4 big badass boys who love to eat, therefore we need our own permanent place to sleep. So I'm not just looking for no house key to hold. Hit the bell, hit the bell, hit the bell! She was going hard. She going through. You going through. Yes, thank you.

I want her to get that $300 so we could do some of my work on top of her head immediately. So it is definitely a yes from me.

You go, girl!

You did that, you did that. Big ass boys and they all love to eat, okay? That don't impress me. You got me So yeah, I'm here for it. Yes, it's a yes for me. Girl, you better get that $300, uh, shot romance. Girl, Tasha trying to give you a pain and all of that stuff. Girl, you better— she deserves this.

Everybody got a backstory. Derek, Derek, Derek, what's up there? What's up there?

Yes, Sean, what the fuck is wrong with you? The answer is yes. Goddamn, Shy Romance, you, you just— you were so cold. I was going to ignore the fact that you had went over the time. You cold. Like, I felt all— like, that's what you supposed to— that's how you supposed to do poetry.

She hotter than any rapper out here right now.

Come on, man, she gave it. She gave it, Tasha. It's an absolute fucking yes.

Yeah, absolutely. I'm praying for these people going through at the end of the show today. Seriously, I'm even looking at the chat. When I get up, I go around there and look at the chat, see what they talking about. They, they fucking with you, okay? So listen, we'll see you, uh, at the end of the show. Stay backstage, okay? And then we're gonna do the finale and they're gonna vote, okay? Thank you so much, Chi Romance. Thank you, thank you. Damn, that was hard.

She the best person we had on here tonight.

What'd you say, Jasmine? Jasmine said her profile picture don't look nothing like that. What would it look like? Let me look at the—

let me look at the profile. Why did you say that shit about you get that $300 so you can fix what's on top of your head?

Because it's the truth.

She looks better in person. It gave, you know, the Africans that they put on the braid pack hair. You don't know, it's okay. And they have the, the blue eyeshadow, the highlight here, the red lipstick.

Illegal swoop.

Yes, and they got the illegal—

that's illegal, that's illegal, that's illegal.

She got the swoop. It's on the braid back here. You got to go in the beauty supply store to see the package.

Yes, way in the back.

Yeah, it's slicked down. They using Eco Gel Jam, Blue Magic Grease, Iso Plus, and, uh, Pump It Up.

That's what that was on her head. Oh, got it.

That was spritz.

Z, no, she didn't have no spritz on today. Z, how you doing, Z?

Nah, man.

Nope, nope, nope.

Are we finished? Jasmine, we've been hacked.

What is happening?

What the fuck happened?

You look like a real fucking—

Jasmine, we've been hacked. Who let that nigga out?

What was happening?

One of Shaq's cousins.

That ain't my husband's cousin. He on a wife beater. That's your little cousin out there.

That nigga came in here with a Burger King hat on.

This— he was performing, but was he?

What was it called, crashing out?

Then he should be put through.

If he was performing, he could have fooled us. Let him go through.

He could at least say hi.

He going through to the end. Tell him to stay back there. Okay. Yes, yes, yes. Is it a yes for you, Sean? I'm afraid That's a nigga right there.

That's not a Black person, that's a nigga right there.

You know, your face look like reminded me of I Show Speed about to run. Yeah, he was— I Show Speed be like be so funny. I be like, how does he do that face? Like, okay, is it yes for me? He could go on to the end, let the winos deal with that. Okay, he hung up. Well, get him back. Tell him to come on back. He, he want—

please don't get that nigga back. Let him stay where he at.

It was when the door opened in the back. I said, is that part of the act? What's going on?

Hell no, that nigga closing it so his mama don't tell him get off that goddamn phone.

Man.

He live with somebody.

You never know what you gonna get on this show. Y'all shoot your shot. Compete for $300 for this episode and a chance to compete to go on tour with me next year. All right, who's next? Uh, Beyoncé's new video is back. Beyoncé's new video is back. Hey, Sean, this should be interesting. Okay, all right, so listen, Beyoncé. Yes. This between you and Sean, it ain't got nothing to do with me, okay? Yeah, okay. All right, so we're gonna let— we're gonna let you perform, Sean. All right, we're gonna— it's round 2. I ain't got the, uh, thing on no more.

That wasn't the problem.

Did you— what was the problem? Don't try it, honey, because you, you forever trying it.

Thing.

Okay, I'm ready. Go ahead, sing. Woke up this morning with a smile on my face. Jumped out of bed, took a shower, dressed, cleaned up my place, made me some breakfast, toast, 2 scrambled eggs. You quiet. Jumped out of bed, took a shower, You already said that part. Derek, why'd you blow that whistle 5 seconds in?

Hey, nigga, because it needed to happen.

Hey, listen, I—

listen, because I think she trolling us.

It's a she.

Huh?

Beyoncé. I did not know. Affirmative action. They don't got— That's a boy. Oh, listen, man, just—

No, no, I'm just saying no.

I don't have—

I don't have nothing against nobody. That's No, I'm just saying no. Hey, listen, without— without my— listen, I hope you get all the money you want back on your tax return, and I hope that Christmas is good for you every year. But you can't see my face, can you?

I can see your face. Oh, Derek. Derek.

Oh, Tasha, any other goddamn time you want to bring up my fiancé, do it now, motherfucker. You so goddamn convenient with it, ain't you?

Your convenient ass, do it now. You single, boo? Oh yeah, you say no, man, like my peace, I'm quiet. Oh.

You from the island?

Yeah.

You ever seen— you ever seen the movie Next Friday? You remember Miss Pearly?

I look like Miss Pearly?

Well, I didn't say that. I just asked you if you ever seen it.

Yeah, it's a classic. I saw it.

Okay, well, I'm gonna leave it right there.

And you look like— oh, you look like the one that's pulling up in the ice cream truck. Okay, one time with that dude, he missed his teeth and everything. Yeah, Big Funky Fat Roddy 2 Fast.

No, nope, can't let that. Nope, nope, nope, he's a great— that's my friend. Can you say you look like Miss Pearly? I ain't say you look like Miss Perla. I was just saying get that shit lined up, that's all.

I'm trying to get— look, I'm trying to work on my edges. I know, I know it's bad.

If you took the hair off your lip and put it around it, it'll work.

I've already applied my grease for today. This is not that grease. Yeah, I already got my black, my black castor oil all up in there.

I fucks with you though, Beyoncé new video. Give it a minute.

I fuck with you too. I appreciate your honesty, Sean. Oh my God, girl, no.

We already know what's in me going through your cupboards back there, huh? Derek, is that a chimney going through your cupboards back there?

Oh, it is a small chimney.

It's little. He know it ain't no goddamn chimney.

Okay, I'm just wondering. Derek is just depressed because you have more neck than he does. That's the issue, uh, between you two. So it's like, get into it. Um, I hated you last time and I still hate you now. Yeah, damn, you want this $300? You not getting it.

So give it to me.

No, you're not getting it. But, um, I do like her personality. I very much do. But I'm gonna have to say no to the throat. If you're gonna come back, I need you to sing some Ponder Replay or something like that, some Patra or something like this.

Okay. Or some, uh, who's fresh now?

Uh, I forgot.

Elephant Man. All right, I got you.

Elephant Man.

Uh, Beyoncé, it's— I'm confused. I don't know what to say. So I'm not gonna say nothing because all of they already said no. So we just go. I want you to just come back, okay? Can you come back? You want me to come back? Yeah, next time. Not today. Go ahead. That's a woman, right? I'm pretty sure that's a woman. What? That's just a bit.

That's huge.

I didn't see any bra lines, so— or—

no, honestly, they don't really be wearing bras. They just let that shit— but that's got to be some big—

but that's a big back. Patrice wants to try. Patrice, how you doing? Patrice, she's back. Hi, Patrice. Hi. Hi. You still got that same Wi-Fi? No, I have Verizon. It was working good. Uh, okay. All right. What you— what you doing today? What you— where you going? I'm doing Fantasia, When I Believe. Just do it. Just do it. Just do it. Detroit, Michigan. Okay, Detroit.

Go ahead.

I believe in them. I believe in the impossible. It's found deep within my heart. Yes, overcome the obstacles. Don't let your dreams just fall apart. See, I strive to be the very best. I shine my light for all to see, 'cause anything is possible.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

She said do that Wi-Fi, didn't she?

Tasha, the Wi-Fi is no— Tasha, damn!

Patrice, is it? Patrice, you can cook too, can't you? Yes, I know. Okay. Yeah, when you said Fantasia, I said she better know how to sing. Uh, Derek, yes or no? And don't be asking for no cornbread.

No, no, no, it's a— it's an absolute yes. I hate that lamp. I'm not sure about that wig, but your voice Hell yeah, hell yeah. Let me tell you something, your Wi-Fi ain't worth a shit. Your voice is everything. You should have just let the screen be dark, goddamn it. You good, you can sing. Go for it. Yes, hell yes. Sorry.

Thank you.

Oh, you're welcome.

Sean? Sean?

I'm here. Um, I liked it. I did. And I don't mind your wig. I like flammable wigs. What's the problem? But anyways, you have an amazing voice.

You did.

And it definitely carried through, um, the microphone, which I really didn't think that it would. But, and you sung a big song and it didn't like screech or anything like that. So yeah. I'm gonna have to say yes. Beautiful voice. You can tell that you sing down. Um, you're not new to this, you've been doing this for a while. You can tell you have very good control over your vocals too, and that's a harder song to sing. So yeah, I would have to say yes. Beautiful, beautiful voice.

Patrice, hell yeah. Hell yeah. The fact that you sang it so confidently through the Wi-Fi through the bad Wi-Fi. She remind me of Marcella that you had.

No, she does not remind us of Marcella. No, no, no, no, no, no. You are gorgeous. Let's start there. Patrice is stunning.

Patrice is— I was talking about the voice. You—

I said Patrice is stunning. So you trying to compare her and Marcella? They don't rank.

Thank you, Patrice. We'll see you at the end of the show for a chance to, to win $300, okay? Just stay backstage. All right, all right. I knew she could sing because she had a gap. I liked her.

She ate.

She had the same gap, the same gap you got, Derek. That's how you slide a chicken bone right there.

Wanted to say something about y'all.

It's the last one we taking for the night. Royal Rain. Royal Rain, how you doing, Royal? I'm good, how are you? Doing great, I love your smile and you got the country accent. Where you calling from? Uh, from North Carolina. Okay, shout out to North Carolina. All right, what you gonna be doing today, Miss Rain? Uh, Teddy Swims, Lose Control. You gonna be doing what? Teddy Swims, Lose Control. Oh, okay, you'll be singing. Okay, cool. All right, oh, sing it. Yeah, sorry. Okay, all right, cool, go ahead. Something's got a hold on me lately. No, I don't know myself anymore. It feels like the walls are all closing in and the devil's knocking at my door. Oh, I'm a man. How many times did I tell you I'm no good at being alone? It's taking a toll on me, trying my best to keep from tearing the skin off my bones. Don't you know? We are not next to me. All right, uh, Sean, we'll start with you, the last one before we let the winos come in and vote.

Now, I like Royal. You are very pretty and with you also having a great smile, you can sing. This is a male song, so male songs are harder to sing when you're a female, right? Vice versa. Um, but you did a good job. You, you did. I would have preferred to hear you sing something that— anytime I'll say this for anybody that's going to audition, always sing something that's going to showcase your vocal skills, not a song you like. And that to be the sucky part, because that's one thing I learned about like American Idol and all of those songs, or all those other shows. The songs that they chose for them, 9 times out of 10, it wasn't something that they were selecting. It was the list of songs that was given to them based off of their vocal capability.

And I was gonna do On and On, but I think someone already done it.

So—

but they were horrible, so you would have— you, you would have ate that because they were terrible. So, um, but you You were great, um, and you can sing. So I would say yes because one, I can tell you were nervous, you're rushing the lyrics a little bit, um, you only get a select amount of time. So I would say yes to you just because you can sing. You do. I just don't think it was the best song choice, but overall you can sing. So I would say yes based off of that.

All right, Derek D-Dawg.

I went to the movies, uh, a couple of weeks ago and I watched that movie Freaky Friday. I don't know if you've ever seen— it's not a nasty movie, it's just Freaky Friday.

Yeah, body switch.

I feel like this is the first time, like, I'm switching with Sean. Sean usually says, I thought you were too breathy, you know, he'd be saying goofy shit, you know what I'm saying? But you know what I'm talking about. But in between that, I could hear the notes. This is the first time on this show I've heard the notes, like, where I'm really like, oh shit, that's the— so sure, it's like, you can sing. I did not like that song for you. I didn't like— I didn't like— I want to tell you no, but even though I know you can sing, I did— yo, you got— you gonna have to let them nerves go. I'm gonna say yes, but I think the competition is so stiff tonight, you're gonna really have to bring it. And don't sing On and On when you come back. I won't. But have something like really that speaks to your voice because it's pretty. It's a pretty voice, but that breathy shit you was doing, that shit got to go. So yes, yes, right.

All right, um, so you got 2 yeses, so my opinion really doesn't matter, okay? Only constructional criticism here. Um, it was a rough start. I can't tell you were nervous. I didn't know if you were playing in the beginning because the start was so rough and I was about to laugh and then I was just like, she trolling? And then you really started to get into the song and then I noticed like, you know, I saw your hands kind of moving like that. I was like, all right, she's nervous and stuff like that. But I could tell like you have a voice there. I don't particularly think you're ready for this competition, but like I said, my opinion doesn't matter at this point, it's really— Sean and, and Derek have sent you through, so it's really up to the winos at the end. And, uh, old girl that came before you, she, she got it. And so she did, and I'm gonna come with it the second round if I get another one. I think I just overthunk it. So, okay, all right, cool. What'd you say? What? Okay, all right, so listen, um, It is a no for me, but you still get to go through, and, uh, we'll see you in the, uh, next round at the, uh, at the end of the show. So stay back there, okay? I'll get it next time, I promise.

Watch.

Okay. All right, cool, cool. All right, so listen, we got a little issue. We need 4 people and we got 5, so who's going? I say she goes.

I wanted to say no to her, but I knew you would. Honest to God, I knew you would. I can't say that she's the one that needs to go because I think she got some talent. Who else did we say?

But she can come back next week and exercise that talent. I don't think she was ready today. Yeah, I got Patrice, Lady Lion. We got Patrice, Lady Lion, Stacy B.

Oh, Stacy, keep going.

Shy Romance. And who? And Rain. Out of everybody we just auditioned, I feel like Rain is just not ready. Ready today to go on for this $300. I just don't feel like she's ready.

And you think Stacy B is the German?

Oh shit, who sent her through?

Teddy?

Oh, she said Teddy, your wavy head ass did that. You got to pay a rent though.

We gonna take a break. I'm gonna ponder on— we're gonna think about who we're gonna let go. It's between— honestly, it's between Stacy B and it's between Rain. I'm gonna be honest with— I think we're all on the same page. And then we got to sit through 4, okay? But one got to go. All right, huh? We're gonna put a poll in the chat. We'll let— we'll let the winos figure out who gonna go. Leave us out of Okay, there you go. All right, so after the break, why knows— well, during the break, why knows, y'all need to be voting on who's gonna go on, uh, well, who's gonna be eliminated. Who's gonna be eliminated? Is it Stacy B? That was the one, the lady with the hat. She was from DC, but she was born in DC, raised in Germany, sung in German, sang in English. I like the German version better. Um, it gave me cruise boat a lot, I ain't gonna lie, you know. And I, I sit and listen to cruise, but I tip them, so I, you know, I would pay for it.

I mean, it's— Rain can sing.

That's the truth. That's the truth. I'm gonna listen to this.

Talent.

All right, so we gonna let the winos figure this out, all right? After the break, we got some sponsors we need to brag about. Which means— boldly raise a glass to we'll be right back. Let's go.

I think we had two different ideas about us.

I think we should take a break. Well, me and Caleb broke up. Jermaine, you broke up? There's a new guy in the building though. Everybody's talking about him. Is he cute? What's his name? Thank you, stop. What's up with a K? Um, Kai? Kai? Would you know him or something? No, I knew a Kai in high school, but it's not him. Uh-huh. I hate to interrupt, but can you keep it down? It's a bit loud. You know, I found your yearbook. That Kai guy that moved in, it's him. I don't even know what to say to him. Say what? You ain't supposed to say. You supposed to put your mouth on it.

Hazel?

Hey, Kai. What? Hey, you live here? You want a break, right? That means you can do what you want to do, child. It's hot girl summer. What's up?

I never thought I was going to run into you like this.

So you're like just memories?

Yeah. Hey, look.

Hey, Hazel.

Being away from you—

I can't do this without you. Watch this full program and other exclusive content on www.wwe.com. Tashaklive.com. So you got high with Katt Williams? Yes. You have snorted powder? Yes. Ski, he snorted my dope. Katt said he has never done any class A narcotics. Katt Williams don't even know he gets high with Katt Williams.

That's the first person I've seen miss cocaine and methamphetamine.

I had some Molly.

Funny part about it is we partying and shit, and I said, uh, yeah man, here it is.

He's—

he—

I got the lines lined out.

This is for the girls and for the, you know, for us.

Yeah. He done went over to the lines that's for the bitches. I said, hey, nigga. I took the bag and said, hey, nigga. I'm trying to get them high, nigga, not you. What else you got? I said, I got some Molly. He said, put it on the bag. This result means that based on the genetics evidence, De'Lair cannot be the biological father of the child in question. Did you sleep with De'Lair's baby mother.

We developed what we call the 323 culture.

We are 323s. There's a whole lot of 323 shit going on, in which case the 323 shit is sex, drugs, rock and roll, partying.

So it was a pact.

There have been some children made from the 323 shit.

You saying Katt Williams had his attorneys calling you to try to get you to be quiet about this Reggie situation? Situation.

They want to see if I could be bought.

I got the text.

Oh, I got receipts.

But think about it, Billa gonna keep them receipts, and it's already in the cloud, and it's already in a hard drive.

And we're back, guys. Uh, don't forget, guys, all of that content is going to be coming out on tashaklive.com. Uh, Derek, what'd you think of that trailer?

Hey, listen here, first off, I thought it was diabolical to have D'Leigh show up right then and then go to Billy, but I understood, man. It's so much shit that I know that I know Billy is going to— I know he done told you everything. I know he done told you that. You know what I think of that damn trailer. Let me say this publicly: I stand with Billy. I stand beside Billy. I think it's important to stand with your friends whenever they going through something like this, because the whole comedy world is against Billy right now. Excuse me. And Billy is standing on truth. And I thought that Mr. Williams was the orator of truth, but clearly he is not.

I was gonna ask you, because you, you know, we was in Dallas interviewing Billy, and then we interviewed, um, Stephon Diggs, alleged victim.

Hey man, I was seeing that on the trailer too. I said, this Tasha K shit going live.

I said, damn, Tasha, already? He fresh out the police station, getting right into the cellar.

I was like, you got the police report? All right, you can sit down. Let's go. Yeah, dog, without no police report, you know who he messing with. I— no, I ain't gonna deal with them lawyers no more. I ain't got it. Not today. No.

He came over there, said, see through Birkin. I'm like, yeah, I'm ready for this.

That story is crazy though. When you get to the interview, fast forward to the last 30 minutes of it because the first set I mean, it's, it's, you know, it talks about him and his relationships in the industry and how he got there. But then, you know, we want to get to the good stuff. So when I get to the good stuff, so that's Stefon Diggs interview. He called it the Diggs Files. He had a, uh, I got the folder here in case we want to get thick. I want him to take that interview without no receipts. I said, uh-uh, I'm not playing with these people today. All right, y'all, all of that will be streamed on Tasha K Live. .com next week. All right, so listen, we gotta let one person go. Who are we letting go, winos? Stacy B. Oh dang, I ain't say shit. Uh, Stacy, so, uh, bring Stacy back up here real quick. Stacy, we let the winos vote, so they said no, you know what I'm saying? But I loved performance, especially in the German version. I think you're beautiful. I love the sultriness, the, you know, the nostalgia going on. So, um, just keep being you and try to come back here and shoot your shot again. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. It was a last minute thing. I appreciate it. No problem. I appreciate you. All right, all right, so let's get on. So it's gonna be Rain. All right, so We are about to vote. Winos, the voting is in your hand. It is now out of our hand. You guys are going to vote to see who wins $300 tonight and a chance to go on to compete with everybody that's already won from the first, uh, uh, from the last few episodes. Okay, um, and so make it count because it's gonna be a stiff competition once we get to episode 12. Okay, so We're gonna start with Lady Lion. All right, Lady Lion, you ready?

I'm ready.

It's up to the winos. Go ahead, shoot your shot, baby girl. All right, all right.

I'm extra caliber with the lipstick, booty is enormous.

Ladies here, the hills click, it's so good I'm getting thick.

CEO, I'm running shit. Loose lips, watch them sink ship. Got the pink drip on my Louis fit. Chanel with the jewels, Gucci on the slip. Yes, Gucci on my Slides on my name, I wear my pride. And if you don't have that man's social, you was never his chick.

If I walk past and he's staring, he just caught this glitch. I need a Lambo with the genie.

Grant all my wishes, let me call you nigga's genie. Keep it slow like the scissor, snatch your energy like a lizard.

I'm doing magic, but ain't no wizards running through your mind all day. I see the blisters, perk it up like titties do. Pump it up like chimneys do, rev it up like engines do.

You did good.

All right, you did good. So here's the thing, the winos are going to be voting. Voting. Okay, um, I want you to go ahead and tell them to vote for you. So your name is going to be in the chat where there's going to be a poll. Go ahead and let them know why they should vote for you and why you should win this $300 and a chance to go on and, uh, compete in the finale.

What up, y'all? My name is Lady Lion, L-A-D-D-I-O-N, and I'm from New York. I have two beautiful kids, a 14-year-old and a 4-year-old.

I have a husband that's in the Army right now, Lord, and I'm just really, I'm really trying to to make it in the music industry and put my stamp out there. I do poetry, I sing, and I rap.

So as long as I touch one person in that crowd, I know that one person can tell somebody else and tell somebody else, and by the time you know it, I'll go global. I'm writing a gospel album that's coming out this Christmas. I have music out on all streaming platforms, and I think that this $300 will not only put money towards my career, but I'm gonna shoot some videos with it, of course.

I love it, I love it. All right, Lady Lion Winos, if you wanna see Lady Lion witness Please vote in the chat when it's time to vote. I don't know what the hell just happened, but okay. Are they— am I still on or am I logged off? Okay, cool. All right, my screen just went black. Oh shit, hold on, wait a minute. The laptop went off. Tell them I'm coming back in the chat. Y'all can hear me? I don't think they can. We can hear you. Okay, cool.

Hey, Tasha. Yeah, what's the name of her gospel album? Fucking for Jesus? Because she was doing a lot of fucking in that rapping, and she said, I got a gospel album coming out. Okay, Kirk Franklin, if you don't want to get married, just say so.

What kind of food y'all serving at the wedding? It don't It better be good. It better not be no dry, dry chicken breast. You need to serve dark meat. Tasha. Sean, me and you going together to the wedding.

No, you not bring— hey, that nigga's not your plus one.

Why?

Because of that shit right there.

I'm not giving— what you mean plus one? A chick that cast a checka is her plus one? I'm getting an invitation and a plus one.

That part. Who's next? I'm gonna give them the address even though if you don't even buy, I'm still telling them where it's at. Can you just announce to tell Rain to come back? Uh, Rain, you need to come back, Rain. Shit, they voted for you, girl. Get your ass back up in here. Shy Romance, come on, baby. Shy Romance, how you doing?

I'm good.

All right, you ready? Yes, ma'am. It's up to the winos right now. Let's go, let's go, let's make it happen, man. Let me holler at you for a sec. So I just need a little time to unwind so I can explore into your mind, then send you a divine sensation that's better than masturbating, or fornicating for that matter. Because shy romance, which is me, be stimulating your wife. She be calculating just how she want to seduce So much she, her, I, me, and both of your hearts felt too. I mean, won't you just tell me what your weaknesses and your fantasies too, so I can point you in the direction of a woman that's true? That is, if you step correct like a real man's supposed to. So I'm a Nubian goddess, an intellectual queen. I'm an Amazon standing 6'2", shit. I created with dreams. But see, the problem is a lot of you guys be trying to win me with your bling bling, but to me that right there don't mean a thing. The gold, diamonds, and pearls that you throw at my feet All right, Shy Romance, you did that, girl. Baby, listen, it is up to the winos, okay? Listen, let them know why they should vote for you, why you should win this $300, and why you should come back and compete in the season finale. Let them go, let's go, tell them. Yeah, everybody got a story, everybody got a backstory, everybody got a testimony, you know. And I probably should buy me another wig, but Instead, I'm gonna put it on my rent.

Oh, that's right. Yeah, I know that's right.

You have pretty eyes.

I don't care nobody take no shot at me, shy romance girl. No, you know, I'm gonna put it on this rent.

I love writing. I've been writing for a long time, and my mom always say it only takes one person, you know, just to get your toe or whatever through the door. This is my love. This is my crowd, and I'm ready. I love both of you. I love it, I love it. All right, y'all, Chi Romance is gonna be in the chat. If you want to see Chi Romance win this thing tonight, please vote for her. All right, hold backstage, Chi Romance, because we are going to be announcing the winner tonight. All right, so that was dope. She really does this and she memorizes her shit. I love that.

Really pretty eyes.

I'm glad you saw the eyes this time instead of the wig.

Oh, I saw the wig. I definitely—

who's next? Patrice is back. Patrice said, bitch, I don't need no Wi-Fi, I don't need no internet.

Yes, you look so much better.

Girl, she went and paid the bill.

She did.

They took her from 2G to 5G, which is right here. All right, Miss, uh, Patrice, you back? Let's go ahead, let's, let's make it happen. The Winos is gonna be voting now. Let's go. I wanna run to you, but if I run to you Tell me, will you stay, or will you run away? Run away. Tell me, will you stay, or will you I didn't want to blow the whistle. Shit, it's— you can sing, you can sing.

Damn, I didn't want to blow that whistle.

Yes, yes, yes, you can sing. All right, all right. So why not? Is Ray back? Rain just left. Rain on me. No, I guess Stacy B got to take it because Rain ain't here. Stacy B. Oh yeah, Patrice, before you go, tell people why they should vote for you. Yes, yes, you should vote for me, Patrice Burns. I'm releasing my gospel album December 6th in Detroit, Keeper of My Soul, my first ever I'm so happy. He keeps on keeping me. He keeps on blessing me. I love Jesus. All right, you can tell she loves Jesus. Look how she got the— she got shoulder pads. All right, y'all, y'all want to vote for Patrice? Vote in the chat. Stacy B, it is your lucky night, baby. You get to come back and compete. Ray said, hell, you're here, we have to have 4, and Rain disappeared. I think Sean— did Sean piss off? Who pissed off? Was it me? Oh my God, yeah. So, um, I'm sorry, Sean. I'm sorry, D. I'm back, baby. All right, so go ahead and shoot your shot. It's up to the winos now. You better give it to him. I'm gonna sing some blues for y'all, okay? But when I woke up this morning, baby, had to call you on the telephone. Said when I woke up this morning, sugar, couldn't wait to call you on the telephone. Said I got your message, baby. To meet you with my black drawers on. Well, you know I love you, baby. You know how to keep me hanging on. Said, you know I love you, sugar. You know how to keep me hanging on. All you gotta do is call me. I'll meet you with my black Oh, God damn it. Okay, all right, hold on for a second. Stacy B, how you doing? This cheap-ass laptop Sheck done gave me, it's like you touch it, it just goes black. Hold on, y'all. Y'all can still hear me? All right, well, uh, Stacy B, let everybody know why they should vote for you. It's supposed to be coming back on. Yeah, it's back. It's back. Stacy B? Because I'm an artist. I'm an artist, and that's our music. It's from Black people. Okay. All right, so, um, let everybody know why they should vote for you and why you should win. Because I got the blues, and we need to make blues more, you know. All right, all right, cool, cool. All right, y'all, so we got Stacy Oh, what'd you say? I said thank you so much. All right, no, thank you, thank you. It's just like it was in the cards for you. So, all right, what happened? All right, so stay backstage, everybody. Listen, winos, I'm gonna go ahead and shout out the sponsors while y'all vote, okay? And, um, a matter of fact, no, put Sean and them back up. I want to talk to them about the sponsors and stuff.

Hey babe, bring my black drawers.

Go ahead. Why are you asking for panties on the live?

Didn't ask for panties. I said bring my black drawers. The black drawers.

Why do you need your panties?

Why she don't need to bring them 8Xs up here?

We're good. Y'all listen, the show was sponsored in part by one of my favorite body oils, the, uh, uh, the Sugar Case. I want to ask you men, have you ever— well, both of y'all have, you know, been with women, so they're allegedly— but do you like body oils and stuff like that on your women, especially ones that smell like watermelon squeeze and stuff, you know.

Well, I like them wet on the inside, so I definitely would like them wet on the outside.

Nigga, you don't even sound convincing. I like them wet on the inside, so I definitely would like them wet on the outside. What the fuck was that? That nigga sound like an infomercial.

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I wonder what the glazed donut smells like.

Glazed— it smells like Krispy Kreme for real, bro.

See, Derek, you smell like that naturally, so you don't even need that, which is fine by me.

But let me tell you, I've been with the woman that wore that Georgia Peach. That's why I'm looking like that, Tasha.

I can't—

I would listen. Apologies to my boo. Yeah, dog, I didn't notice what that was.

Yeah, sugar case. Shop tkdeals.com, use coupon code TK10. Shake was eating, uh, what— which one was he eating the other day?

I know that's right, cash to check.

That's some good stuff. Women, so that men can keep eating, okay, and they can eat pleasantly. It will slow menopausal symptoms down, if not almost alleviate them. They showed— there was a scientific study that showed that most people who enter menopause and have extreme symptoms, it's because of a lack of a list of B vitamins. Okay, B1, B2, B3— hold on— B1, B2, B3, B5, B6, B5, and B12. So this is for the metabolic— this is for energy production. So when you eat food, it's supposed to eliminate the energy and eliminate all the toxins and stuff in your body. And they say we are super low in And so that's why this is the Super B. Y'all take B vitamins?

I take 12.

I take—

you take 12?

Yes.

See, a lot of people don't even know you need the other Bs in order for the 12 to really work. You need B1, B2, B3. I'mma sing y'all some.

Yeah, I am, seriously. 2 and 3.

2, 3, 5, all of it, because it all works together.

Yeah.

Do they help with the, uh, attitudes in the Bible? Is the B attitudes Sean damn sure need some.

Shop tkdeals.com, use the coupon code TK10. And these are methylated B vitamins, so which means your body will process them easily. And they have prebiotics in them as well, so they're easy on the, on the gut, and they help to restore good gut bacteria as well. And so whenever you eat food, you can ensure if you are, uh, fully supplemented with your B vitamins, it's going to burn that food instead of storing it as fat cells.

Okay, that's what B12 is supposed to— but all of them? I ain't even ever— that's the— that's news to me. I never even heard of— I didn't know we had other B vitamins.

You look like it.

I can't wait to be taken it.

It definitely gets that. Are you over there expanding on that couch?

Did you know that in Black America, or Black people in general— in general, I'm trying to change the subject here while people— while they are voting in the chat. Y'all supposed to be voting who's gonna win this $300, okay? That the reason we have the highest high blood pressure, stroke rates, heart disease, and all that stuff, muscle cramps, everything is because we are low in magnesium.

No, I didn't know that.

You didn't know that?

No. Listen, I take, I take blood pressure medicine. Listen, I was trying to get some last night and I had two cramps. Like, you're telling me this? I got blood pressure medicine right here. I didn't know that it's because we're low in magnesium.

Put the picture up. You got a picture of— so this is called Magnara, Derek. I kid you not, I used to be on blood pressure medication. Now I take two or 3 of these a day. And I'm telling you, there are winos that take them too, and like, they work like Ativans. They just keep you calm, they keep the blood pressure down, they keep the muscles relaxed, they keep the blood flowing. Yeah, magnesium. And this is very, very potent, so you could take up to 3 of these a day. It's 2,500 milligrams of magnesium glycinate, and this is, um, highly absorbable. Absorbable. This is the most highly absorbable one, and that's why it's called the Heart Calmer. Magnara.

I need something regulated. It's still like okay to just take as precaution, just like just to take it just because—

say that again.

So say like your heart and everything is regulated, but you still want to like—

you can still take it. It'll actually keep your heart like— because you know when we stress out or get excited, or maybe we got like hormonal problems and things like that, like Magnesium is very needed to keep us stabilized, to keep the muscles from cramping, to keep, you know, from us tensing up. It helps to relax the blood vessels and things like that. You guys, I'm telling you, I only read off of scientific research. And I'm telling you, they'll have placebo groups where they'll give them magnesium, and then they'll get the other ones, like just kind of water pills and stuff. And people that had high blood pressure, and their pressure comes down drastically. And so you should start incorporating this per your doctor with your blood pressure medication. I guarantee you over time he's gonna probably wean you off of the high blood pressure medication.

How do you get that? But hey, because I'm really into medicine, shop tkdeals.com, use the coupon code TK10.

But ask your doctor. Matter of fact, take the medical research in there to your doctor and he'll tell you. He'll tell you. Okay. Yeah, seriously.

I've been really trying to deal with my blood pressure, like, and I swear to goodness, like, I cramped up twice last night.

You cramped up because you're low in magnesium.

That's what I'm saying.

I want some mineral test. You need to be testing for B, uh, for D3, because that's a, that's a contributor as well too. Magnesium, selenium, also your B vitamins.

So you say D3?

D3.

Okay, because I, I'm very low on vitamin D, extremely low on vitamin D.

We got 10,000 IUs right here, 10,000 IUs. And you need to pair it with some K1 or K2, right? But you can take the D3 just to kind of get it up and get your body back metabolically going and stuff like that, get your immune system up. But it's really good stuff. And a lot of these things that we have that they say running a family, running a family, because like We don't— we all eat the same, we all do the same things, you know.

I like to hear people talk like this because I like— I love to be educated. So because I don't know this type of stuff, I like listening to you talk about this. And I'm damn near over here like, I gotta go to shoptkdeals.com. I'm serious.

You're my friend, you're a host, I'll send it to you, don't worry about it. Shoptkdeals.com, use coupon code TK10. To everybody else, but I'll send to you. And don't forget, guys, I'm sponsored. So, you know, I get a kickback. And Sean, we got to get your products on the way. We just—

I've been talking to your team. So I'm just waiting on my products. I just talked to them the other day.

Oh, good. I'm glad they're doing their damn jobs. I'm so glad. Speaking of team, while you guys are voting, right? So to anybody out there that's watching now, okay. All right. Now, Sean, you have a special deal. Okay. But we do also do have an affiliate program real quick. Jasmine, do you have that? Okay, give me a second. So if you are a content creator or someone that does content, you too can join our sales team. Okay. And so it'll be leaders like Shawn and us that will help you to come up with great sales pitches and things like that to help people change their life. Yes, we sell. Yes, we got to make money. That is the premise of it. But we're also helping to save lives. Okay. And so now you could become become a part of my own sales team, okay, and earn thousands, if not hundreds of dollars a month, thousands of dollars a month as well. Okay, Jasmine, go ahead and run my commercial. Let's go. After months of planning and negotiating, I am excited to announce that shoptkdeals.com is now extended to you. If you are a creator like myself, or maybe you're just a stay-at-home mom, or maybe you're just someone that just wants to make passive income as well as main income, shoptkdeals.com now offers that invitation to you. So which means you can become an affiliate partner and make anywhere from 30 to 40% on each sale that you make on shoptkdeals.com, okay? And so listen, I'm excited to work with you guys. I'm excited to train you guys. Not only will I be training you, we'll be hosting webinars, sales calls, and all that to make sure that we're all successful. and we keep all of these brands happy. So I want you guys to stop what you're doing now, go on over to the website shoptkdeals.com, hit join my sales team, and I will see you guys on our sales call. Okay, yay! Look at me doing the white people thing. Y'all saw me doing— did I sound professional? Really?

You did that.

I'm so proud that these companies are trusting me to do this.

I like the education. I'm proud.

You should be shocked. You shouldn't be shocked. I'm proud.

Yes.

I'm proud and I'm shocked. Well, because, you know, a lot of times they do these type of deals with like white creators, you know what I'm saying? So like we really had to fight, you know what I'm saying? We really had to fight the trust because they think sometimes like there's no market for it. And if you see like the supplement world, like ours is more herbal, which is good, but a lot of times those herbs are so hard to to prepare. And we've— I found companies because I'm like, I'm not gonna fucking boil no sea moss and do all that shit. Look, hold on for a second. Not only do we got sea moss drops and mango and pineapple, okay, we also got sea moss and soursop, okay? And we also got sea moss capsules. Hold on, hold on. Oh no, we got wild sea moss capsules and they smell like sea moss. Okay, yes, because a lot of this stuff, it's like, it's impossible to make, especially if you busy like us.

Yo, I got all of it. I feel like I'm at the greenery.

We got to get you in shape for your win.

I've been doing that, which is how I just messed up my hand. Yeah, I'm working with a trainer. I got a trainer.

You should join CrossFit. That's how I drop weight easy. Yeah, what happened to your hand?

I'm only wanting to tell Tasha about it because Sean is not really— you dirty bitch! No, motherfucker. No, listen, I think this is the hand, but no. So I either have a blood clot or a pinched nerve, and I thought I was having a stroke like 3 weeks ago.

Oh no. Oh, so you really need some magnesium.

Listen, it may look like I'm— it may look like I'm joking, but when I tell you, when you're talking, listen, I've been educating myself. So when you're saying all of this, it's like, yo, T, I'm with Bush, and I need— so for you to have the product and to tell about it, I need that stuff. There are people in the chat that need it.

Take it to your doctor so that he knows that you're on supplements that do these things, and so he could correlate your medication dosage with your supplements. My endocrinologist does that, period. Like, if he says, okay, over here with all types of medicine— oh no, no. How old are you, Derek?

Listen, you talk about somebody— actually, hey, Tasha, I'll be 45 on Tuesday.

Happy birthday. What are we doing for your birthday?

She turning the fuck up.

Okay. Hey, and you need to chill out on flying if you got blood clots. Did they tell you that?

Yo, so, so we did talk about that, uh, but I have an MRI set up for next Thursday.

Heavy D died.

Was that— my sister had that, so we, we, we've talked about it. So, you know, I got a little clearance to fly the other week, but but won't be doing that until I get this in my—

before we announce the winner, real quick, okay? We're 7 minutes over, we're okay. Think of your body like this, right? I always tell people this. Yes, we need doctors. I go see my doctor every 3, 4 months, okay? I do blood work, I do, you know, all types of panels, urinalysis, whatever. But it would be wise to think that if your body is missing If first of all, if your body is made of, let's just say, 200 different elements, right? And you're only eating or drinking 100 of them, don't you think that your body is not going to be as optimized because you're missing 100 other items that you need, that you need in order to function? So as you get older, your body starts to break down, you start aging, you start getting pain, you know, from your joints because you're not supplementing. Our bodies are like trees. Imagine looking at a tree or a plant and you don't have the right nutrients in the soil. What happens? It doesn't grow or it grows halfway. Some of the leaves are dead on the trees. Some of them may be living because it's not, it's just, it's missing a lot of— Yes, that's how our body is. So I work in conjunction with my doctors especially as I get older. I do blood panels on my vitamins and minerals, okay? My urinalysis, whatever I'm missing, I supplement. I literally supplement. And then I go to the doctor and I'm like, well, what's wrong now? Everything working right now. And I swear to God, every time they tell me, when I am fully supplemented in every vitamin and mineral that my body is made out of, I don't have no issues. But when I'm depleted in something, I got some shit wrong. On every time.

That's why I'm glad you showed that product. Like, I, I'm really—

I just am.

So yeah, shop tkdeals.com, use coupon code TK10. And like I said, we need sales agents that are just as passionate as we are to help spread the word, you know what I'm saying, at the same time. Um, so Sean, I'm excited for you to join the team.

I'm excited too. And the main thing that I'm excited about is I think a lot of people are into this type of stuff. They just don't really hear about it. Um, and not only them not hearing about it, people don't explain it properly. I think people would be cool supporting certain situations. They just want to know what they're supporting.

Okay, what does it do?

Why does it do that? You know, so I think it's all about the using— and why I really wanted to do is because I see you use these products, the gummies and the sea moss. Yeah, you use them. So I'm like, okay, well she actually use these products, so they must be working.

What you talking about? The Super B, like, look, I just opened this, this shit all like— and they usually feel it right here.

Yes.

All right, y'all, y'all ready to see a winner? Y'all ready to hit— who's the winner? They probably already know who's the winner. The winner is— and the winner is for the $300 for a chance to go on and compete to go on tour with me starting in March of 2026. Who y'all— first of all, Derek, Sean, who you think won?

The last thinker. What's her name?

Patrice. Patrice.

Okay, you think Patrice won too, Derek?

I think Patrice won.

Okay, I think Patrice won. Who, who won? 60% of your votes, Patrice, girl! You don't You want to give your acceptance speech, baby? Listen, he did it. He promised never to leave us nor forsake us. God did it. I love it. Thank you so much to everybody that voted for me. Thank you so much. I love you. May God continue to bless you.

Over you.

I love y'all. Thank you. Shout out to Patrice. We'll be, we'll be wiring you $300, baby, and we will see you at the finale. I'm not shocked she came through blowing.

She did that.

Yes. And listen, to all the other contestants that was with us to the end, everybody did their thing, okay? Everybody did their thing. So y'all are dope. Please try to come back on another show. If you want to email us to get back on, we'll be glad to have you back on. We're here every Thursday, 7 PM Eastern Standard Time, here to shoot your shot. $300 is open. And yeah, a chance to go on tour. So real quick, Sean, what you got coming up? Where can they find you, follow you, whatever?

Obviously here. On YouTube and on, uh, Stationhead, and also on TikTok now. So y'all come check me out on all platforms underneath the Sean David Way Show. I also will be joining Tasha K and her team with selling these products, so I'm super, super excited about that. So y'all look out for that, my reviews and stuff. I'm gonna be doing like upload videos and all that on the products and whatnot, so I'm really excited. So yeah, we got some stuff coming up.

Thanks for having me. I love it, I love it, I love it. Sean David be way— yo, I love it. Derek, what you got coming up?

I don't know, that hat way the fuck back there on Sean's head though.

I know that motherfucker don't never move.

That motherfucker back there. Uh, uh, you know, just a lot of comedy shows, man. Lots of just, just comedy shows. That's all I can say. Uh, New York, Stockton, California. I need to get what's his name out there in Stockton, you know, the, the— what's that man name? Who you say?

Sean, that way.

That ain't damn sure who I was thinking about. The dude with the curly hair. The dude, he used to be big, then he's small. He was on Wild 'N Out. Light-skinned fellow.

Billy.

All right, that's definitely not what I— Anyway, I'll be in Shreveport. Oh, Tasha, I've been meeting a lot of winos whenever I'm out. I was in Denver, this lady said, I know you from Tasha K. Like, but it's always like that when I'm out at comedy shows. So just be on the lookout for where I'm at on these, uh, on these shows.

I love it, I love it. Funny ass, funny ass.

They said in the chat Jason Lee, Derek.

That's who I'm talking about. When I go to Stockton, that's why I'm looking. That's what I couldn't think of, that man's name.

Bye, Derek.

What happened?

He probably backstage like, what the fuck happened? What Jason— I'm like, Jason Lee, just ain't he under investigation for stealing city funds right now and stalking?

He swear he's innocent and it was a misunderstanding.

He paid himself. They didn't look into his background when he was doing all that credit report fraud, charging people $5,000 to fix their credit. They ain't get shit. Where Derek at?

Bring it back, cuz I don't understand what just happened.

You need to call me whenever you making— yeah, I will put you on game, bro. You need to He's under federal investigation right now.

Oh, he don't care.

No, that's not his show. I didn't know. Hey, hey, bro, I, I couldn't even think of the dude name. I just knew that he was in politics.

We're two different platforms. I don't know, what does he call his people over there? I saw on his show the other day, he had like 450 views on a video.

What's he got, McGagger? Or something.

He called them the gaggers. Yeah, because they—

hell no, man. Never mind, don't come to the show, bro. Because the thing is, hell no, no, you are gonna work with Jason. No, I don't want to work with him. I said you should just— I just know this nigga in Stockton, that's all I'm saying.

Yeah, he's the vice mayor.

First I've ever even heard of a position like I didn't even know the nigga— there was such a position.

And we didn't either. And he's about to get fired from the first vice mayor position.

My people from Stockton, that's why I'm going out there. My cousin is a pastor.

What day you gonna be in Stockton?

It is in October, I think the 26th. My cousin that's doing the wedding, he pastors out there. I'm doing his church, like we're doing a comedy show at his church.

Are you gonna show at the stadium there?

No, it's at my cousin's church at Emmanuel.

You know, you know Derek come from the church background, allegedly. That's why boys—

no, this ain't allegedly, this is for sure, for sure, fella. Uh, yeah, we at his church. Uh, it's gonna be on— no, October 18th. I lied to you, Saturday, October the 18th, that's when it is.

Okay. All right, cool. All right, so Derek gonna be there October 18th, all right, in Stockton, California. Tickets on sale where, man?

Just holler at me.

I don't know, we need to get you a website, okay?

I'm gonna bring you to prayer because I ain't selling the tickets, they selling them at the church with you on a website, okay?

All right, we got you.

And I need to know who the hell I should be talking about on here too, because I didn't know.

It's all good, you could talk about Jason. We talk about Jason all the time, don't we, Sean? Yeah, yeah, we do.

He's content.

Big Jason or Lil Jason?

He little now, right?

Yeah. He doesn't know who his father is because his mother was a prostitute. And, you know, all those men just came on his head and he just liked it so much he just came out gay. Okay, she went there. And why else? Of course you can catch me here every damn day. All right, listen, I'll be in Tampa October 2nd hosting my cousin's, uh, birthday birthday slash jazz event at 7th and Grove. Tickets are on sale right now, um, on Eventbrite. Just go to Nathaniel Mitchell's 50th birthday party, 7th and Grove in Tampa. So Tampa, I can't wait to see y'all show up. I am hosting the event. I love y'all. They got great food there. There's a Black-owned spot, so I'm excited to get there. So if I'm bloated because I ate too much while I'm, I'm hosting, just ignore it like y'all did in Cleveland. I looked like I was 8 months pregnant And now why no one said a damn thing? I said, that's what I'm talking about, bitch. But I appreciate y'all. Love y'all so much. Thank you, Sean and Derek. And I'll see y'all next Thursday. Okay.

All right.

All right. Bye.

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You and Stefon Diggs have known each other Says Baltimore. Not you brought the receipt. He got the receipt back.

This is actually a translucent Hermès invitation from that of a show in 1997.

Okay.

They gifted this to everybody in attendance, so they're pretty rare.

Okay.

It's an Hermès bag, and these are, uh, what we'll call the Dig spots.

The Stefon Dig spots. I'm done. How did he drug you? Like, how does that happen?

We pull up to the the house.

When we pull up to the house, he talking to me about all the girls that he got in the house. 20 girls.

And you said they were all Spanish?

Spanish girls that barely even spoke English.

In text that you provided, "Come get this ass bust." Even though I was drugged, even though I was violated, I never thought that the next step would be my life being threatened.

But the situation with Drake, uh, went viral on the internet after he told me I was ratting on Stephon. And I came back at him and I'm like, "Bro, how the fuck am I ratting on Stephon if this is a relationship?"