A speaker speculates that Michael B. Jordan practices occult work at night, calling him a high-ranking warlock who helps Hollywood executives with career magic. The claim comes from unnamed executives, and the speaker shares a vague red-carpet anecdote while offering personal commentary on Jordan's appearance.
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Michael B. Jordan kind of gives Hanes model a little bit, Calvin Klein model on screen. And it's just, I can't really see him going to character. It's hard. But you know, Sinners, it has some swag to it, you know? It fit his real personality and character to me because I was told by some really, really, really, you know, distinguished executives in Hollywood that if you need anything done, any work done, Michael B. Jordan apparently allegedly. Don't want no smoke with no warlocks. Is a high-ranking warlock. I know, y'all, I don't believe in the conspiracy theories or nothing like that, but they said if you need any type of spiritual work done following your career, he's the man you can go to that can work out a few things. They say he does that by night. That's why he's up at night. While his parents is going to sleep. And apparently that's how his career took off, because, you know, just like that high school girl said when he was, you know, he checked on the red carpet and told her, oh, you remember you when you dissed me? You remember when you said I was, you know, I don't know if he called, she called him ugly, but I know she just said he was not cute or something. I don't know. Well, look at me now. Uh-huh. Like, it was like he was just waiting on that get back. I just, you know, I, I, I don't I don't see him as, you know, in my opinion, I don't think he's an ugly guy. I just don't find him attractive. I just don't. I'm not calling him ugly. I mean, he just, he gives me Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. His shoulders are lop, like drop down like this. They're not broad, you know? I just, I don't know. Like maybe he'll take offense to me doing this and throw some powder and herbs at me. But yeah, they said he's pretty high up. No joke.
