A satirical video where a politician delivers an absurdly overwrought statement about a Coffee Crisp price increase and a curling scandal, treating them as a national crisis. The speaker uses exaggerated patriotic language and repeatedly urges citizens to go home and respect law and order, while another voice questions the $3.50 price tag.
Yesterday in a video about the curling scandal, I said the price of king-sized Coffee Crisp went up at the drugstore in my neighborhood, and now people, good patriots, are storming Parliament Hill.
$3.50 for a bar? Not today!
So I feel it's important to make this statement. I know your pain. I know you're hurt. We've had snack foods that were stolen from us. Some of these were landslide foods, and everyone knows it, especially the other side. But you have to go home now. We have to have peace. We have to have law and order. We have to respect our great people in law and order. We don't want anybody hurt. It's a very tough period of time. There's never been a time like this where such a thing happened, where they could take it all away from us, from me, from you, from our country. This was a fraudulent price raise, but we cannot play into the hands of these people. We have to go in peace. So go home. We love you. You're very special. You've seen what happens. You see the way others are treated that are so bad. So evil. I know how you feel. But go home. And go home in peace.
But Mr. Trump, you're not a nice person. We don't need nice! That's true.
