At 45, the speaker's body is falling apart. His Apple Watch detected possible sleep apnea, sending him to a sleep clinic for an overnight study. He rates aging 0 out of 10.
Every single year since I turned 45, every year something has either fallen off or stopped working on my body, and this year apparently it's this. So I wear an Apple Watch, and a few weeks ago it told me that, hey, you probably have sleep apnea. Um, so, so my doctor referred me to sleep people, and I have this on my finger overnight, and this thing that is going to track my, my blood oxygen level maybe, and then I have this questionnaire that I have to fill out as well, and there was another one And then in 2 weeks I go to— oh, hold on a second, I gotta get out a thumbnail. Just a sec, just a sec. That'll do. And then in like 2 weeks I have to sleep in a clinic. I have to go to— I assume it's a hospital, I think it's like a lab or something. And I go there and I sleep there overnight and it's absolutely gonna suck. I hope they let me bring my body pillow because I cannot sleep without it. 0 out of 10 aging, do not recommend.
Ten times Canada helped the U.S. with its wildfires, instead of whining about the smoke. 
