Tod MaffinCanadian Commentator, From Far and Wide · Emotional Support Canadian

Buying Canadian is even easier now

5 Apr 2025 · 1 min

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In this short, profanity‑laden monologue filmed inside a Canadian grocery store, the speaker addresses an American audience and points out that the store’s aisles are now saturated with Canadian‑origin products, eliminating the need to search for “Made in Canada” labels. He then directs viewers to a small corner where the few remaining American‑origin items are located, using a confrontational, taunting tone (“Elbows up, motherfuckers”) to emphasize the ease of buying Canadian goods and to mock American shoppers.

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Hey Americans, I'm in a Canadian grocery store. We used to have to look for these labels on the shelves to tell us not to buy American, but now look, look, this entire aisle and other aisles in this store, we don't even have to go hunting for Canadian products anymore. We don't even have to go looking because the entire— all of this, they're just nothing but aisles and aisles of all Canadian, all Canadian. And you may wonder, where are the American products? Oh, I can show you where the American products are. They're just around this corner over here. Ah, here they are. Excellent. Elbows up, motherfuckers.