A speaker warns Canada faces U.S. annexation and questions why the 55 other Commonwealth nations haven't responded with statements, tariffs, or diplomatic support. He notes the Commonwealth represents 2.5 billion people and reminds listeners of Canada's historic military contributions and constitutional ties to King Charles.
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Hey, am I missing something? Canada is part of the Commonwealth. That's an alliance of 56 countries. Um, where the fuck are you guys? We're preparing for war over here. Our Prime Minister just said that the U.S. is planning to annex us. It's not a joke. Where are you? We sent our soldiers to world wars when you asked, many under British command. 100,000 never came home. 5,000 died alongside of you just for Normandy. Where are the counter tariffs? Where's the outrage? Where are you? When we vote in federal elections here, the winning party gets permission from King Charles to form government. Ceremonial, maybe, but we still do it. The king's still our head of state. Where are the proclamations? The empty offices because the diplomats have been recalled? Where are you? No, really, Your Majesty, where are— oh, right. Even the EU is talking about letting us into their alliance. The EU. We are nowhere near Europe, but they're willing to step up and have our back. My wife has had 24 surgeries. Some of them saved her life. You know how much we paid for them? About $100. For parking! I'm sorry, Americans, but nobody here wants to be part of the US. Nobody. So where are the Commonwealth countries? And why have they stayed silent when a sister country might soon be taken over by a fascist regime? Did you learn nothing from World War II? Trump won't stop with us. When there's only 55 of you left, then will you say something? When it's too late? 2.5 billion people are in the Commonwealth. You have economic power. We're not here to drink tea. Do the bare minimum. Put out a fucking news release or something. Show us we're not alone here. Unless you want to be next.
