Tod MaffinCanadian Commentator, From Far and Wide · Emotional Support Canadian

Donald Trump is bisexual and I can prove it.

24 Sept 2025 · 2 min

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In this satirical YouTube video, creator Tod Maffin humorously argues that former President Donald Trump is bisexual. The monologue weaves together exaggerated anecdotes and pop‑culture references to build a comedic case: Trump allegedly writes love letters to North Korean leader Kim Jong‑un, praises the physiques of world leaders like Vladimir Putin and Emmanuel Macron, and makes flirtatious remarks about Madonna and male wrestlers. Maffin further lampoons Trump’s inner circle, suggesting drag‑queen Rudy Giuliani and Senator Lindsey Graham join Trump for secret golf outings, and mocks the infamous Access Hollywood tape as a “male‑only” audition. The video also jokes about Trump’s rally closers featuring the Village People’s “YMCA,” labeling it a bisexual anthem. Throughout, the tone remains overtly satirical, using hyperbole and absurdity to critique Trump’s public persona and to highlight Bisexual Visibility Day.

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Donald Trump is bisexual and I can prove it. First, this bromance with the North Korean leader. Like most world leaders engage in careful diplomacy, Trump wrote him love letters.
And we go back and forth and then we fell in love. I'm sorry, what now? No, really, he wrote me beautiful letters.
We fell in love. Also, what is this obsession he has with men's physiques? He's called Vladimir Putin very strong and the Chinese president tough. Emmanuel Macron is in great shape. Like, some leaders admire character, but Trump? Pecs. Always the pecs. As far back as the 1980s, he told reporters that if Madonna ever wanted to date me, she'd he knows where to find me. That's the heterosexual cover story. Note the clever dodge. If Madonna wanted it, the door left open not so slightly for literally anyone else, including say the entire cast of WrestleMania 4 where Trump sits ringside cheering shirtless men in spandex. Do I have to spell this out for you? Is it just me, or is he actually salivating here? Oh sure, Tod, it's not like he's wandering the streets just motorboating drag queens. You know, you're really beautiful.
Oh, you dirty boy, you! Oh! Oh!
Incidentally, this drag queen is Rudy Giuliani. Trump and Senator Lindsey Graham regularly disappear for hours into the woods of his golf courses. 4 years ago, they spent Christmas together golfing. They came back, Graham sweating, Trump bragging about his shaft handling. I mean, whatever. What happens on the back nine stays on the back nine. The famous Access Hollywood tape? Only Trump could make it sound like an audition for an all-male reboot of Sex and the City. Do we even need to mention that his rallies close with a stiff hip jank to YMCA by the Village People? YMCA, literally the bisexual anthem of the '70s performed by men in leather and construction hats. Am I not the only I'm the only one who sees this. Drain the swamp? Why would he? He cruises it. To me, it's a relief we all know now. Finally proves he's capable of having more than one position on something. Anyway, happy Bisexuality Visibility Day, Donald. I assume the closet door will be gold-plated soon.