Editing my next video!

By acting like they don't see a thing. I testing 1, 2, 3. Do a test. There, that works. YouTube works. Hi YouTube! Hi Facebook!

Hi Maria! Hi Jethro!

Checking to see which platforms are actually working. What else is there? Those are the big ones. You know, TikTok, TikTok, TikTok, TikTok. Hopefully TikTok is working as well. I'm not convinced TikTok is working. Works sometimes, they don't. Big pain in the ass. I have to like log into an account. All right, let's— oh, oh, TikTok might be working. Oh, TikTok is working and it's fast. Testing, type test. Boom, TikTok is working and it's fast. I don't know that I can see TikTok comments. Boom, TikTok is working and it's fast. I don't know that I can see TikTok comments. Looks like I cannot see TikTok comments. That sucks. Actually, maybe there— maybe if I do the display. Hi Linda, hi Fiora. Leaving Canada for Australia? Is a fine country to go to. You have to go somewhere. It is a fine country to go. Yeah. Yes, exactly. All right. So, so anyway, welcome, people. I don't think I'm on Instagram. I think Instagram is not working, but Instagram is so weird when it comes to these things anyway. It claims it is, but I don't know if that's true or not. All right, well, I am editing my next video and I will play for you a little bit of— oh, I have to click go live. That's right. It's so— Instagram is so dumb. Like unnecessarily dumb. All right, there, I think it's— oh, and it's 9 by 15 or whatever. We'll see. We'll see. If you're on Instagram, can you say— type something into the comments? We will see if it is possible to see your comments. And you are also going to be seeing just a portion of it, unfortunately. But that's all right. All right, thank you, Aziza. And it doesn't look like I can see— like, I can see Instagram comments if I go to Instagram. But yeah. Okay, darn, why does it— why does Meta have to be so difficult? Difficult. Okay, so we're just gonna make a little note here so people don't, uh, uh, whoa, where's edit? Okay, I'm gonna say, and then we'll start a second. The next video out there. Copy and paste. Paste. Gonna say, uh, thanks, Linda. Yeah, it's— I can't see those. It— Instagram is so stupid. It's like I can only see comments from Facebook and YouTube. Sorry. Actually, the Instagram people aren't going to be able to see that either, are they? Maybe I'll put that there. Yeah. All right. There we go. Well, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome. So I— no, Churro, don't start, Churro. Come here. Come here. No.

Come here.

She's just—

I'm here too.

Why do you have to bark when she leaves? Our dog is neurotic. All right, so, uh, here is a little bit of— I'll play a little bit of the video and you'll get the idea of what this, what this is about.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carney or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm going to read you real quotes from the book of the Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United States, and all you have to do is tell me whether it's Carney or Donald Trump. Are you ready to play? Put 60 seconds on the clock, please, and away we go. When markets extend into human relationships and What specific practices being in a market can change the character of the goods they govern? Carney. Correct. In elementary school, I gave a teacher a black eye. Trump. Correct. The logic of value buying and selling no longer applies to only material goods, but increasingly governs the whole life, from allocation of healthcare to education, public safety, and environmental protection. Carney. Correct. I understand the Chinese mind. Trump. Correct. The bad—

Anyway, so you get the gag. It's basically these are real quotes from Mark Carney's book. And from Donald Trump's book, and she has to guess whether it was Trump or Carney that wrote it. And it's a gag that Billy on the Street did with Stephen Colbert, and it was La La Land or Nicki Minaj lyrics. It was so funny. It was so funny. Um, all right, so let's, let's, let's do this, uh, this way.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carnie or Barney.

So I want to put, I want to put a little thing there that says wife when she waves. Social Stream Ninja will let you view chat. Oh yeah, really?

Isn't it such a great gag?

Okay, hang on. Social Stream Ninja. I actually set this up once. So let's see. See, the problem is I just have one screen that I'm dealing with right now. Download. Oh, maybe I already have it. Social Stream. Oh, I already have it as an app. It also had a big error that said— not an error, but it was very dangerous looking, and it said if you use this— oh, oh, okay, well that's Social Stream and it is creating audio that I did not consent to. You're right, I can see on here YouTube. Oh, I see what it does. It puts them up into little windows. That how it works? They're all little separate windows. TikTok username. Yeah, I don't— auto activate. Activate source. I'm literally just clicking buttons hoping that one of these will work. I'll have to look at it later. I'll have to look at it later. But thank you for the tip.

All right.

I want a little thing right when she waves.

This is the game show in which I'm playing Carney or Barney.

Oh, yeah. And then she makes a funny face. So I'm going to zoom in on that.

You can embed it as a dock in OBS.

Oh, cool. OK. Because I am using OBS. All right. Thank you for that. I will definitely look into that. Actually, I'm going to put it up on my pinned tabs here so I can remember it. If I understand correctly, all it's doing is it's going to the web interface and just download. There's no authentication required, right? But hello, Parristown. Hello, Chicago. Oh, thank you, Carmen. OK, so I'm looking for— and I've used this before, so I feel like it's going to be in one of my stickers. No, it's a text template thing. There it is. You think Canada will start accepting Americans as asylum seekers? It is already happening. The problem is that, um, problem is that if you, if you try to get asylum in Canada and other countries for that matter, if you're rejected, you can't apply for another 5 years. And Canada currently, unless it is an extreme case, and it is not taking refugee claims from Americans on the basis that your class is under attack. So like trans people, for instance, who probably should be accepted as refugees in Canada, uh, are not getting it because the way the Canadian government currently— this might change, but the policy as I understand it of the Canadian government currently is that, um, that there are safe places in the US you could go to. Like, I think their theory is you could move to San Francisco if you wanted to. You don't have to come to Canada. As someone from a genuinely, like, I don't wanna say genuinely because there's a lot of shit going down, but you know what I mean. Grand Forks, Blanche, Newfoundland, Yukon, London, welcome. All right, Barney, so I need this to say wife. Do maybe make it a little bit bolder. We don't— we want their doctors and nurses. We absolutely do. There it is. Nice, nice. Make it a little bit bigger here. Let's see what that looks like.

Or Barney.

This is the game show in which I'm—

away. It's time to play.

Maybe I'll do it when she starts kind of giggling there.

It's time to play Carnie or Barney.

This is the game. Yeah, there she goes from happy to like, what the fuck? So I'm going to edit right there. Zoom in on her weird— Hey, Andrews, Manitoba, welcome everyone.

Game show, which I'm going to—

Okay, that's that. So we'll just zoom in on her, on her face. Oh, we got to take the white thing away. I'm using my old computer, so it's a little slow. It also doesn't like the fact that I'm using OBS at the same time, right? So it's a little, it's a little grumpy.

Oh, you know what?

I don't want to just cut. I want to zoom in. I want to zoom in on her. So should we start it? Start it there. Start the zoom there. Frame in. Hey man, and zoom. That's good. Um, I have a decade experience as a utility worker and decades as a carpenter. Express Entry? Yes. So there are 3 classes of Express Entry. There is Canadian Experience Class, which is people who've worked here for a year. Those are usually the top priority. There's, uh, Skilled Worker and there's Skilled Trades, uh, and you would absolutely qualify under Skilled Trades program. So you would be in one of the Express Entry pools. Uh, go to my YouTube— are you on YouTube? Yeah, you're YouTube. I'm on my YouTube page under like the Move to Canada playlist. There's a thing with me holding up a bowl of marbles. That would be a good video for you to watch. That sort of explains the process. All right, so we want that to zoom up on her. Oh, she's so fucking cute.

Okay. Oh, the game show which I'm going to—

okay, that's good. Then we want to cut it basically right on the zoom. And then— Capilano Park, that's a beautiful, beautiful area. We'll take the white thing out here. Take the white thing out of there.

To play Carnie or Barney.

Yeah, that's— that's fine. Take the white thing out here.

Like, time to play Carnie or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm going to—

yeah, I like it. I like it. Actually, I can make this a little bit bigger for you guys. Is that better? Probably better, right? Oliver. Oliver is a great, great little town. Hot little town. How hot is it there right now?

Holy— Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carnie or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm going to read you—

She was confused because instead of Carnie or Trump, it's Carnie or Barney. I don't know, Barney's just kind of funny and sounds— Oh, I need a title for this whole thing, don't I? Um, all right, somewhere in here I had a cool little bunch of options we could be using. Oh, let's see what that looks like. That looks like fun.

Those way, Arnie.

Or Barney. Oh, oh, that's weird that it did that way. Good to do that. Okay, hang on. Carnie and Barney here. Barney is down there apparently. There we go. No, no, that looks stupid.

Don't swipe away, don't swipe away, it's time to play Carnie or Barney.

Nah, it looks dumb. What's another one? Oh, this one, this one, this one has some potential. Carnie. I like the way it animates, but it's, but it's too, it's too line.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carnie or Barney.

You know what, the or Barney, I don't know, I don't like that as much. Uh, I like the retro category. A lot of these are two lines and I'm not— ooh, that has potential. Carny or Barney. Wish with these templates I could change the line, the line spacing. All right, let's see.

Don't swipe away. It's time to play. It's time to play Carnie or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm going to read.

Okay, I like it. I like it. Doesn't have to be perfect.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carnie or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm going to read you—

cool, cool, cool. This game show would be a hoot if you took it to the streets. Well, this actually came from a gag that was done by Billy on the Street, who's a comedian. And he did it with Stephen Colbert, and the things instead of Mark Carney book or Donald Trump book, it was Nicki Minaj lyrics or lyrics from La La Land, the musical. And it was hysterical because it's the same gag basically. It's, you know, because La La Land was, was in the magical mystical voids, we see our spirits dance playfully. So he'd go La La Land. He's like, correct. And the next one was I hit it with the pipe. Nicki Minaj, correct. That's all this gag is essentially.

Game show in which I'm going to read you real quotes from the book of the Prime Minister.

Okay, so now we have to go find Values by— oh, come on, I can't type— by Mark Carney. And we have to find a shot of the COVID of that book. Found. Drag down here. It's not a very nice design. Book thing. And then Art of the Deal, cover of that book. There we go, there's that one. All right, so let's add those. From the book of the Prime Minister. Add that. There.

The Prime Minister of Canada and the—

don't worry, I will fix the way that looks shortly. Book of the President of the United States.

All you have to do is tell me what—

right, uh, so now we'll fix the way these look. Oh, I was gonna do them one at a time, but you know what, I should have them pop— I should have them pop up one after another, like, like side by side. More visual. Hello Denmark, welcome! Oh, come on. Right now I make them about the same size. Maybe a little smaller. Oh, I should put the guides on. TikTok guides. There we go. Puts like a little estimate of where the— of where the graphic stuff will be, which is actually kind of helpful. Let's put on top. Now looks about there. It looks about right.

Right.

Book of the Prime Minister of Canada and the book— I mean, a little later.

The book of the Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United States. All you have to do is tell me whether it's Carney or— all you have to do is tell me whether it's Carney or Donald Trump. Are you—

we'll leave those on a little bit. And then I want to put a— I want to put a thing there that says Thank you, Carmen. I want to put a thing there to see, to say these are real quotes because I think people will, will not think they're real.

Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the president of the United States.

All you have to do is— right about there. I want it. I want a little note to say these are real quotes. Now maybe we'll just do like a regular boring text. All right, we'll put— we'll drag that there, change it to my font. I always use Bibis. Bibis. Bibis New. Local riffraff, are you in Nanaimo? These are all, all the quotes you are about to hear are real.

The Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United States, and all you have to do is tell me whether it's Carney or Donald Trump. Are you ready to play?

Doesn't seem like it's—

are you ready to play? Put 60 seconds on the clock, please, and away we go.

Maybe I put the— all the quotes you're about to hear right at this point. Yeah, that's funnier that way. And I think I'll make it a little bit better here. Quotes you are about to hear are Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, to here. I always put phrases on the same line. Just looks like all the quotes you're about to hear.

Please, please, in a way we go. When markets extend into human relationships and civic practices, being in a market can change the character of the goods they govern.

Arnie.

Correct. In elementary school, I gave a teacher a black eye. Trump. Correct. The logic of value.

So I need to move the dings behind every one of her answers.

Buying and selling no longer applies.

So you're about to hear, you're about to hear the whole thing because I'm going to run through and put all the dings in place.

Only material goods, but increasingly governs the whole life from allocation of healthcare to education, public safety, and environmental protection.

Correct.

Correct. I understand the Chinese mind. Correct. Correct. The bad outcomes that macroprudential policies prevent have to be estimated, but counterfactuals are difficult to sell.

Kearney! Correct.

I try not to schedule too many meetings.

Correct.

When divining the value theorems of the canonists, or for that matter Greek philosophers, it is critical to recognize the extent to which they value theories in economics were unified aspects of a much larger worldview.

These are all real quotes, I swear to God. Like, Carny's book is hard to read because it's so dense. He has a PhD from economics from Oxford. What do you expect it's gonna be?

Correct. I don't trust fancy marketing surveys.

Uh, correct.

The physiocrats' main contributions to the understanding of value and value creation were the economy as a system, their exploration of different sources of income, and their explicit consideration of its distribution.

Correct.

I've read hundreds of books. That's my favorite one.

I've read hundreds of books.

Correct. All humans—

oh no, she says— hang on, ding needs to be a little later. Correct.

I've read hundreds of books.

Correct.

All human life involved exchange, with the consequence that we can no longer extricate his theories of value creation from broader social context than we can separate the views of value of the canonists from their systems of social philosophy and ecclesiastical jurisprudence.

The Carny—

that's all—

that's an actual fucking sentence from Carny's book. I know it's a little— whoops— I know it's a little long, but I'm just going to— I'm just going to play it again so you can hear it. We'll get rid of the music here for a second. This is an actual quote from his book.

All human life involved exchange, with the consequence that we can no longer extricate his theories of value creation from the broader social context than we can separate the views of value of the canonists from their systems of social philosophy and ecclesiastical jurisprudence. I like—

I consider myself a smart guy, but what in the hell does that mean? Again, again, one more time, see if you can follow it. I believe it's all one sentence too. Sorry, it's so fast.

All human life involved exchange, with the consequence that we can no longer extricate his theories of value creation from the broader social context than we can separate the views of value of the canonists from their systems of social philosophy and ecclesiastical jurisprudence.

That's an actual quote from Carney. Uh, I did notice that my music ran out, so I'll have to fix that afterwards. It's a Carney.

Correct. Modern art is a con.

Trump.

Can you guys hear the—

hear it okay, or is it a little difficult?

Correct. Our moral sentiments can live on as memes that multiply through the values in the service of others, a worthy path sedimented into a better future.

Karni.

Correct. We win by wearing everyone else down.

It's wrong.

Correct. Correct. In objective theory, value is tied to the nature of production, including the time required, the quality of labor employed, and the influence of new technologies and ways of working.

Karni. Audio's good? Okay, good. Karni. Correct.

I said to the guy, you listen to me. If you do 4KOs, I'll personally bring a lawsuit for murder against you.

Chum! I love the look on her face there, actually. I'm gonna just— actually, we're gonna pull this back a little, right until her face starts to go— there, it kind of goes into— her mouth is open, it goes into like shock face right here. So start there, we'll cut right there, and then we'll leave it when When the cut shock face goes, which is about there, right there, I will come back here and we will zoom up on her shocked face.

Murder against you.

Trump. Yes.

Congratulations. Follow for part 2.

That's perfect. That's so good. That's excellent. I almost— I want to say, no wonder, like, check, check. Are we glad that I changed? Check. I'm putting this little blooper in too because it's just kind of cute. Are we glad that I changed? Why? You always look beautiful. What else did she say after that? It's nice, but you put your sparkly thing on. Been like, good morning, I have makeup on my face and I'm wearing this ugly shirt. Now I feel better. All right, we'll just use— did I get that one? Why? You always look beautiful. There we go. Uh, all right, so the part of the problem is that the music runs out here.

When markets extend into human relationships and civic practices, being in a market can change the character of the goods they govern. Barney.

Correct.

In elementary school, I gave a teacher a black eye. Trump. Correct. The logic of value buying and selling no longer applies to only material goods, but increasingly governs the whole life, from allocation of healthcare to education, public safety, and environmental protection. Barney. Correct. I understand the Chinese mind. Trump. Correct. The bad outcomes that macroprudential policy—

Okay, the ding is perfect. I, I have to tell you, I went through a million dings to get that one. Like, here— oh, that was, that was bell because I wasn't getting ding correctly. But here are all the dings that I had access to. I think that was the one we went with. And then there's just like a bunch of doorbell dings. And that's not even— that's not like my regular library. That's just the one that comes with this video editing software that I use. My main music production library for my videos has got like 150 different dings. Oh, I actually have an old-school ding bell that I was going to use. However, this music runs out.

Exchange with the consequence that we can no longer ascertain his theories about—

And what I want— let's just cut out my voice here for a moment. What I want is I want this thing at the end that goes done. That, which in radio we call a post. I want that at the end, right when I say congratulations. But the problem, you can see it down here, this black area, this kind of grayed, blacked-out area is the main video. And this down here is the music. Actually, I can increase the size of this. That's the music. And the music just runs out. The music just runs out. Oh, sorry, Regis. Pissing off the dog. So what I'll do in this case— this is an old CBC hack I used to do— is to just drag the music down here and find the point where I want the post to come in.

Trump! Yes, congratulations.

So it's right there where I say congratulations that I want the post.

Yes, congratulations. Follow for part 2.

Are we glad that I— And then— I need to put my little square card in there, critical, my little closing, closing card. How much can you examine the waveform? Repetitive, you should be able to cut and copy section. I can, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do a little bit better. Like cut and copy, there's two problems with cutting and copying. If you just quick and dirty it. The first problem is the beats don't align. So is there like 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2? And if you put it again on like, if you put 2 ones, people notice. They don't know what's wrong with the audio, but they'll pick out instead of like 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 1, 2, 3, like the brain picks up on that. The other problem is that hard cuts in audio create what audio engineers call a zero crossing, and it makes a little pop sound right at the place of the cut. In the olden days when we used to edit with physical tape, which I used to do, you'd get a— you get— it was like literal magnetic tape that you'd lift into a block, and then you'd mark with grease pencil where you wanted to make the edit, and you'd lift the tape into a little block, and you'd take an actual razor blade sometimes— sometimes there's a clicky thing— but Often it was a razor blade. And if you slice straight down and then tape the two edit pieces together, you would also get like a little pop. So what you would do, sometimes those blocks had both the straight up and down cut groove and an angled one, which created kind of like a very, very incredibly fast crossfade, but enough to get rid of the pop. And you do that, you can do that digitally as well, which is what I'm going to try to accomplish. But I first want to make sure I get this timing down pat before I monkey with the start of it.

Congratulations, follow for part 2.

So maybe I put the follow for part 2 is where the thing is.

Congratulations, follow for part 2.

That sounds better. And then I'll bring in the blooper earlier. We'll cut there. Are we glad? This is CapCut. Yes. Glad that I changed. Oh wait, where's— where did that come from? Oh, there we go.

So I kind of want her—

all right, here's what I got so far.

Yes, congratulations, follow for part 2.

Are we glad that I changed? Why? You always look beautiful.

Don't swipe away.

So I kind of want her to start talking at underneath the things, underneath that little white card, the extra card, so that people will people will stick around through it. But first we need to create the zoom. I always have a very slight zoom in of this screen card. So the way we do that is we create a keyframe, we go to the end, we pull this out a little, because if keyframe is there, it will do a slight zoom. So let's separate the audio from the video. Extract audio. So now we have the video by itself and we have the audio by itself. So I can— whoops— I can now start this. This onto a different track here. Not that far. There we go. OK. Now I can drag this wherever I want and it won't interfere. Maybe, maybe I'm just— forget the video. I'm just looking at listening for the audio here.

Part 2.

I'll be glad that I changed Fine. So if I now drag the video out here, then she will start talking before the video actually comes in. Looks like.

Follow for part 2.

Are we glad that I changed?

Why?

You always look beautiful. I'm not sold on that, on that edit. Back it up a little.

Bring a lawsuit for murder against you. Trump.

Yes.

Congratulations. Follow for part 2.

Are we glad that I changed? Why? You always look beautiful. This also, if people— this lasts like 1 second. Are we glad that I changed? Yeah. So let's actually— do we need the video at all? Maybe we don't need the video at all. Hi, Melissa. Hang on. Let's, let's just drop the video out entirely and see if it works.

Yes. Congratulations. Follow for part 2.

Are we glad that I changed? Why? You always look beautiful. I like that better without the video anyway. That's fine. I like it. It feels like that post needs to transition into a few more seconds. Like it needs to be— you think it needs to be further? Yeah, I know what you're saying. It's a little abrupt up against it. Let's move this over and see.

Yes. Congratulations, follow for part 2.

I'm glad that— I don't like it as much. Let's move this audio around. Move this just a hair back.

Follow for part 2.

Needs more of a gap. I like the post being right at the transition point of the— of it going to white.

Congratulations, follow for part 2.

But you're right, it is a little— it's a little close. Is stunning. So why don't we— let's try to just bring some room here. Oh, oh, you know what? Maybe that's— maybe it was just that.

Follow for part 2.

Hmm.

Yes. Congratulations. Follow for part 2.

Okay, so we have 2 options, folks. We have the one where the post— that's the thing that goes done— comes in here. Yes.

Congratulations. Follow for part 2.

Or We have the post come in when the, when the extra card pops up.

Yes, congratulations, follow for part 2.

Or we have the post quite far in.

Follow for part 2.

Are you glad that I changed? I don't mind that actually, you know. You think Point Roberts will become part of Canada?

So if you don't— if you folks don't know, Point Roberts, um, is just below the 49th parallel.

So it is, it is in the US, but by accident. Um, it— imagine like a little tonsil dangling off the bottom of Metro Vancouver. I lived there for the first 2 years of my life, actually. I'm very familiar with Point Roberts, and it is only accessible by Canada. And that— or by boat, obviously. But the only way you drive in is, is through Canada. And so school kids, by the way, that live in Point Roberts take a bus into Canada all the way around to like Bellingham, which is like a 2-hour bus ride, hour and a half bus ride, and then back again. Like, it's so stupid. I think Point Roberts would like to become part of Canada. They're already kind of like— I mean, I think they use the Canadian water. I think, I think they use the Canadian cable company. Like, just because the land stuff is so close. I think they're, um, closer, I think. But I don't know, I think there's probably also a contingent that's very, very proud of being there. So I don't know, I don't think there's a lot of, um, appetite right now for geopolitical changes, you know what I mean? I'm gonna do this. Could be my worst angle ever. That's okay. What about lining the post? What about lining the post with her woo but finish the woo? I know what you mean. If you highlight that strip of audio and Command+, it'll extend to the end of the video. CapCut. So sorry. Oh yeah, yeah, I don't take advantage of all the ones I should. I'll be glad that I changed. So here's an option, is that the post comes at the end of all of this.

Yes, congratulations! Follow for part 2.

I'll be glad that I changed.

Why?

You always look beautiful. No, I don't I don't like that. I don't like that. I want it to end clearly. End. This bit is over. And then go into the little blooper audio. So I think I'm going to put it— I think I'm still going to put it— Part 2. Oh, maybe we put it after I say part 2.

Yes. Congratulations. Follow for part 2.

Aren't we glad? Oh, I don't mind that. What do you guys think? I'll back it up a little here.

If you do 4KOs, I'll personally bring a lawsuit for murder against you.

Trump! Yes.

Congratulations, follow for part 2.

Are we glad that I changed? Why? You always look beautiful. I like that. Let's see what it— Tanya says her woo and the post are aligned. Let's try that. All right, let's see what that sounds like.

Stew. Trump.

Yes.

Congratulations, follow for part 2.

Sorry, I don't like it as much. I like it a little bit earlier. Yes!

Congratulations, follow for part 2!

It's like, it's half, it's like, it's half a second difference, but it's— these are the things I struggle with, you know, like I spend more time on the, on the first second of a video and the last second of a video than I do on the middle parts. You were born in Bellingham. Oh yeah, Bellingham and Point Roberts. You have to have one without the other. You can't really have Point Roberts without Bellingham. It needs to be more distance before the blooper video. There does. If this were radio, I would be editing this all together differently because with radio you're stuck in your car. You're going to listen no matter what, right? Unless there's like 10 seconds of dead air or something. With radio, you've got a lot— listeners are a lot more patient. When in this medium, they will just swipe away. So you've got to be like really Like, it pains me as a former public radio producer to have to make things so tight, but you have to. So let's back this up a little bit more.

A lawsuit for murder against you. Trump. Yes. Congratulations. Follow for part 2.

It has to be after I say 2.

Congratulations. Follow for part 2.

Are we glad that I changed? Why? You always look beautiful. Yeah, it's getting there. All right, so I'm going to go to the beginning and we're going to play with that. Sometimes if I'm stuck on something like this, I'll just go to a different part and we'll see what that ends up looking like. Boy, this is like gizzard cam, isn't it?

Don't swipe away. It's time to play Carnie or Barney.

This is the game show in which I'm going to read you.

Don't swipe away. It's time to play Carnie or Barney.

Do— oh, you come from TV. Yeah, exactly, you understand. Alright, I've changed my mind, I don't like this graphic. Carnie or Barney. Gotta come up with something else.

This is, you know, I will say that, um, CapCut has got a ton— the reason, like, I would love to use Final Cut Pro.

A, because I've already paid for it, and you don't have to pay by the month. I paid like, whatever it was, $400, I paid for it like 10 years ago. And yeah, I haven't paid since. The downside to Final Cut Pro is it's meant for more professional shit than this. It's a little more complicated, convoluted, and all of these like fancy little graphic things are not built in at all. At all. You have to go and buy a pack or make your own in Motion or something. So this is just easier, and you know, it's $120 a year or something, which is Fine. Although if they do what everyone else does, which is to get us hooked, and then it's going to be like $500 a year. No, Tony, as I couldn't— I don't have the patience to read to try another one. What is this one? No, I don't like that. I'm just kind of looking at the previews. Ideally, I'd like to find like a 3-line one. No. That's a little too abrupt. I'm going for that kind of goofiness though. No. Oh. Ooh, that one has potential.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play.

That has potential, doesn't it? Ernie or Barney? I don't know why Barney is just a funny name to me. Uh, maybe I have to make this all one line. I don't want it like washing our heads. Oh, that's not, that's not as bad as I thought it was going to be. Yeah, that looks better. Okay, let's see.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play.

Let's bring it in a little bit later.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carnie or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm—

Maybe the wife thing needs to come in on that. On this, on this zoom. So the zoom starts right there.

This is the game show in which I'm going to read you—

I'm gonna have to drop the title.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carnie or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm going to—

yeah, that's not bad. And then I just gotta position it. You're on my second Blaze marijuana infused root beers. Nice. I have some, uh, well, I had Hawkins Cheesies. I'm now out. I have some fine 0% beer from Victoria, Hazy IPA, Diagonal. Yeah, I'm not This is a tough one, you know, because I— the, the wife—

the game show which I'm going—

that doesn't look right. Maybe the wife thing comes out later, or maybe it's the first thing people see.

Don't swipe away, it's time.

Oh yeah, maybe it's the first thing people see. Oh yeah, of course we remember Beachcombers. Of course we remember Beachcombers. I used to live in Seashell on the Sunshine Coast. Beachcombers was filmed on the Sunshine Coast. It wasn't filmed in Seashell, it was filmed in a little town called Gibsons. And Gibsons is— so you have to take a ferry to get to it, even though it's actually on the mainland. Sunshine Coast, Seashell, Gibsons, all of those places are on the mainland, but there are no roads from the mainland. You must take a ferry to get there. And I think they like it that way. You take a ferry to— the port is called Langdale. And then you drive to Gibsons. I think it's only about a 10-minute drive from the ferry terminal to Gibsons. And Molly's Reach is still there. Molly's Reach is the restaurant. It's still there. It sometimes— through the 35 years since I've been there, sometimes it's been a real restaurant. Sometimes it's just been a tourist trap. Like a tourist thing. And I will tell you this, that Bruno Giarussi, who played Nick on that show, actually lived in Gibsons. He actually moved there afterwards. So people would be like— I used to work for the tourist booth, and they'd be like, I could have sworn I saw Nick from The Beachcombers walking the street. I'm like, you probably did. He actually legitimately— the actor lives here. And, and I will say this because he has passed away now. He was an asshole. I'm sorry. In real life, Bruno Giarussi was genuinely not a nice man to be around. He didn't— he was not friendly with tourists or with fans. And the guy who was the friendliest was the guy who played the curmudgeonly asshole on the show, whose name I forget now. Not Constable Constable, but the other guy. One of you guys will know it. He was a sweetheart. He was super nice. I still don't like the wife call out.

Don't swipe away, it's time.

Well, I mean, it's in the wrong place, but don't swipe away, it's time to play. Actually, you know what, it's not bad. It's not bad. Let's—

Relic.

Yes, thank you, John. Relic. The guy who played Relic was really, really nice. All right, I'm warming up to this wife thing now.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carnie or—

Oh, hey Janet, someone I know from a long time ago.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carnie or Barney.

We gotta take this out before the Zoom starts. Oh, it's already doing that automatically.

Oh, you know what?

Sorry, ignore these little reams. Uh, yeah, you guys are seeing Restream things that pop in that say my TikTok is so-and-so. Ignore those. Um, this account that I'm using to broadcast to all the platforms at the same time, I used to use it for my game. I mean, you're welcome to click on that link if you want to, um, but it won't take you anywhere interesting. Uh, my retirement plan was I was going to be a video gamer, uh, like a game streamer. So I set up this whole person— not persona— I set up this whole account called Low Effort Dad And the joke is because we don't have kids, that's how low effort I am. I never even was a dad. Anyway, so you will see from time to time that automated thing will say, follow my Instagram, Low Effort Dad, or whatever. You can if you want, but it's just me playing video games. All right.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carnie or Barney. All right, so the game show in which I'm going—

I like it. So at the moment where I say Carnie or Barney, I want it to be— remember, the first second is when people decide whether or not they're going to swipe away. The first second has to be great.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play.

In fact, this has to come in earlier because of that.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play.

OK. So right here where the Carnie or Barney comes in, I want to do something really cool with the video, like put disco ball behind me or something like that.

It's time to play Carnie or Barney.

Actually, that should be a question mark at the end. It is a title.

Could it be too?

Yeah, that's better.

Don't swipe away. It's time to play Carnie or Barney. This is the game show. Okay, KVOS.

I remember KVOS. Channel 12. AVOS Channel 12. And then it went really weird, like 10 years ago it became the weirdest. It was like rerunning old science fiction shows, and that's all it did. AVOS was a great TV show, a great TV channel. Danger Bay. Anyone remember Danger Bay?

Time to play Carnie or Barney. Time to play.

All right, so right here when I say Carney or Barney, I want something fancy with the video.

Carney or Barney.

And then I want it to stop right before we get to this. All right, so what can we do? Go to Effects, and here are all the fancy things. So like I could just drag this on top, you can see what it does.

Carney or—

it does nothing. All right, so forget that. Creamy Glow, Luminous. I'm just looking for like here, if I drag Shaky Glitch over it, you'll see what it does. Carney or Barney. This is the game.

See how it kind of like did that.

I mean, it looks awful, but whoops, but you get the idea. So I'm just going through here to look for like really cool, cool looking things.

Oh, oh, oh, Carnie or Barney!

You guys like that?

That's not terrible. Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carnie or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm That's kind of cool, eh?

The little shaky shakies. Like, I'm going for a corny look, right? I'm going for like a cartoony kind of thing.

Carny or Barney.

I, I like it. I, can I control the, the shake? I don't think I can. No, I like that. I like, I like the things. I just don't like the shake. I wonder if there's a comic book. Oh, there's a million comic books. Okay, hang on a second. Hang on. What was that one called? Energy. Come back to that if need be. All right. Oh, maybe this is— maybe this is the thing I'm looking for.

Carnie or Barney.

Oh, that's a little better. That's without the shake. All right, let's see what other options we have. Oh, this is like Take on Me.

Carnie or Barney.

That's cool. Not right, but cool. Ooh, maybe.

Hey, Carney or Barney. Hey, Carney or Barney.

That's not terrible. Like, it's terrible, but that's why it's not terrible, you know what I mean? Like, it's corny.

Time to play Carney or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm going to read You guys like that one?

My wife is absolutely a saint.

It's time to play Carney or Barney.

Like, do you guys like this? I'm a little fond— I'm fond of it because it's just so obscenely gross. All right, what's that called? Does that have a name? Crayon Fun. So-so. My favorite so far. All right, we'll come back to that. We'll come back to— what was it called? Crayon— Crayon— Crayola Fun? Crayon Fun? Where was it? Crayon Fun. All right, we'll put a star by that. Doodle Diary. Like, I feel like I'll know it immediately when I see it. I'm just going— I'm just like looking at the previews, like maybe— oh no, that looks awful. Barney, no. Colorful. Oh, you know what, this is it, this is it, this is it, this is it.

Barney or Barney, this is the game.

I do two. Can I do that and the Creole of one at the same time.

Hey, Carney or Barney?

Okay, there you go. It's horrible. Yeah, Channel 12, exactly. All right, it's horrible and therefore I love it.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carney or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm going to read you—

there we go—

real quotes from the book of the Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United States. And all you have to do is tell me whether it's—

I don't think those are aligned the same way, do you? I think those bottoms are a little bit off. Get a guide here. Oh yeah, they are off. All right, so let's get a top guide. That, that one. Let's get these a little closer to each other. Yeah, that is the one.

That is—

that's the winner right there. And then let's get right down here. We'll shrink this a little. Oops. Oh. Nap is too strong, man. Let's move it out of the way here so we can pull it without— I think that's the winner. No, maybe just a little bit bigger. There we go. I feel like that's a little better.

Carney or Donald Trump, are you for Donald Trump. Are you ready to play? Oh, she's— I didn't even see that before.

She's like, maybe. So let's edit it right when she closes her lips for the maybe. Barney or Blarney? Oh yeah, but I've already said Barney.

Hang on, don't swipe away. It's time to play Carney or Barney.

I wish I had thought of that before. Yeah, I'm just gonna give it Barney. Just— you're right, you're right.

Are you ready to play?

All right, so let's get back to where she closes her mouth for maybe, which is right there.

She looks terrified.

Oh, by the way, I did not tell her what this gag was. That's part of it. Did you get many visitors to come up to your Nanaimo day? Oh, I did, or we did. Uh, there were 500 people, 550 people that came out, and about half of them put up their hands and said that they were visiting, almost all from the US, but we had people from Australia there, Texas, New Jersey. So yeah, lots. All right, so let's zoom in on her beautiful face here. Yeah, it— oh, look at that, that's great. And let's— we're gonna have to increase the volume on her because she says maybe a little too quietly. Actually, you know what, we have LUFS, and LUFS are the secret to life. -12 LUFS.

Ready to play?

Yeah. All I said— I said to her last night, we were dropping off, um, our niece, uh, at the airport last night, and I was writing it last night in the car. Because we have a really weird thing.

We—

the car, we have obviously a driver's seat and a passenger seat, but then we also have— then we have in the back seat, it's a big SUV, like a wheelchair lift because Jocelyn uses a wheelchair. So it like pulls up the wheelchair and puts it inside and everything, which means that the middle row we can't have. So there's just the two front seats and then the way in the back there's a back seat and that's where I sit. So I can't really talk to anyone up front because it's just too loud with it. So I sit there and do stuff. So I was researching this last night, um, trying to find the quotes that I was looking for, uh, and almost all of the Carney ones came from the sample that you can download from Apple Books. I didn't even have to pay for the book, but the book is like $5. It's actually super cheap right now for some reason. Thanks, Joseph.

Thanks for coming by.

Um, I'm gonna put this— oh no, the Instagram people. Um, all right, what was I doing?

Are you ready to play? Put 60 seconds on the clock, please, and away we go. When markets extend into human relationships and civic practice—

yeah, that's all the quotes you're about to hear are real. Is just— it makes it— I don't know why.

He go when markets extend into human relationships and civic practices. Being in a market.

All right, so we're going to have to have it fade out at that point. We'll do an out and we'll do a fade. What's roll out?

Being in a market.

No, I don't. Fade out of market. Okay. And let's have it quite abruptly enter. So I sometimes do slide up, slide up. Some sometimes looks good. Uh, where's slide up? Slide out. Slide right. Slide out in the market. No, no. Oh, I'm— that's why I'm on the outs. Pop-up is— there we go.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Go! When markets—

oh, that's— I love that. I love that. Yeah, I know. Isn't her voice great?

It's so—

yeah, she did not know this morning.

Put 60 seconds on the clock, please, and away we Go! When markets extend into—

Perfect. So yeah, so she knew that I was working on something. She knew that it was a comedy bit because I was snickering to myself. And then this morning she was playing Stardew Valley, as she does on the weekend. And, and I said, okay, we're going to do this. And she was like, she was like, come on, I don't have any. I don't have any nice— like she was wearing a yellow that she doesn't like. She's like, I don't have a brown. So she went away and did whatever she's going to do to herself. I thought she looked fine. That's why. So what you hear at the end is actually came at the very beginning where she was like, I'm glad I got changed or something. And I'm like, why? You look fine. Are we glad that I changed? Why? You always look beautiful. Like, I don't know why. Anyway. All right. So where were we? We were here.

When markets extend— go. When markets extend into human relationships and civic practices, being in a market can change the character of the good. Wait, I thought we How do we tell this to fade out?

Out? Fade out. There we go.

Okay. When markets extend into human relationships and civic practices, being in a market can change the character of the goods they govern. Carnie. Correct.

Okay, so now we need a photo of Carnie. And not only a photo of Carnie, but a photo of Carnie that I can use legally. And there are not many of them, believe me. Um, is it annual? So not the— not really, but, um, not really, but we are gonna do like a reunion thing next year, April 25th to April 27th. So kind of, but it's not going to be the big thing. There's not going to be a big event or anything like that. Um, oh yeah, we were looking for this. So this comes from Wikipedia, so we can, we can use that. And do we— can we find a Donald Trump from Wikipedia? Here we can. Yeah. Oh, even his official portrait, which is horrible. Okay, so, and I want it— I want those to pop up on the ding, you know. So let's first get Carney in here. Let's just drop Trump in here so I've got Trump for later. Oh shoot, there we go. Sorry, you can't see, I'm monkeying with, uh, OBS. All right, there we go. All right, so we got Carney, we got Trump there, and I want the Carney to come in on the ding. Ding is right. Oh, the ding is just one frame off. You know, that'll do. You give me a new appreciation for content creators. Thank you. You're welcome. I, I labor over things that most content creators do not labor over. Like, we spent 20 minutes getting this post, getting this post right.

Congratulations! Follow for part 2.

Are we glad that I— you know what, and I still don't like it, so we're gonna go back to it at some point. But yeah, I labor over the stupidest shit.

The Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United States.

All you have to do is tell me whether it's Carney or Donald Trump.

Are you ready to play? Put 60 seconds on the clock, please, and away we go. When markets extend into human relationships and civic practices, being in a market can change the character of the goods they govern. Correct. In element—

okay, so that's way too big, obviously. Put him, put him here. And we only want him for a brief. Correct.

In elementary.

That's all. That's all I want him for. Are you making much money off of your content now? Here's the problem with, with, with not being in the US is that the only place that will pay us based on views is YouTube. Last month it was— it's a few hundred dollars at the level that I'm getting, so it's not a ton of money. I'm not complaining. I wasn't expecting to get anything for it, and I'd still do it even if I weren't getting anything for it because I just like— this is fun, right? So, so it's not a ton. Where, where it is helpful is when people become members. So you can be a member, you're on YouTube for instance, so there is a membership thing in YouTube and doesn't matter where you are— YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, my newsletter, Buy Me a Coffee, or Patreon— there's always a tier that's around $6 or $7 called the Tod Squad. People who join that get a, get a bunch of bonus stuff, bonus content most weeks. Every week I do a behind-the-scenes video which is kind of about our personal life mostly, more than anything. I had a biopsy recently, so we talked a bit about that, um, stuff that doesn't go— I had a, I had a post go very, very wrong. I've had death threats. So we talk a lot on the behind the scenes videos on that kind of stuff, stuff that I wouldn't share publicly. So that's some money.

But this is all kind of—

it's not like— it's not— I couldn't retire off of it. I'll put it that way. OK, so we want these to come in a little bit funnier.

In element—

And what options do we have? Do like a flash? That's not terrible.

Correct.

In element— Then how does it come out? Well, let's see what other options we have.

In element—

That's also not terrible.

Correct. In element—

A little earlier.

Correct. In elementary—

No, maybe a little later. Maybe I had that wrong. Correct.

In elementary school. In elementary school.

It needs to be just a little longer, doesn't it? Yeah. April 25th to April 27th next year. All right, let's see what this is like.

Correct. In elementary school.

No, it's got to be faster. Got to be faster.

In elementary school. In elementary school—

no, way too slow.

In elementary school—

nope. Hang on, we're gonna turn off that. He talking. Oh yeah, I don't like that either. Let's give us some more room here. See, I want it to be like abruptly visual and then go away right away. And this, this animation just takes too long. But funny, like corny funny too, you know? I mean, I can adjust the timing manually if I want to. Oh, that's not bad. Oh, that's not bad. And then how do we get it out? That's also not bad. All right, let's bring in this again. Let's see what that looks like.

Correct. In elementary school, I gave—

oh, I kind of like that actually.

Correct.

In elementary school, I gave a teacher a black Can you mask it so the head pops up and down from behind the couch? Ooh, that's a great fucking idea. But I don't know if I'm that good at masking.

Okay, well, hang on, hang on.

You gave me a good idea though. First of all, I can just knock out the background. Let's knock out the background. Oh, that's a great idea. I don't even really have to mask it, do I? Because it's a— Maybe I would a little bit. Let's see what this is like.

Correct. In elementary school, I gave— Correct.

What you're saying is to come up from below, right? In. And then slide up. Ah, see, that slides up from the bottom.

But I know that there—

let's give it a little bit more time so we can see the animation a little bit better. Is it— no, see, we don't want it from the bottom of the screen. We just want it from the bottom of its position. But I think there is one. I think it's like a wipe-up. I think wipe-up does that. They need to search, but that is a great idea and thank you. Come on, there's got to be— like, maybe I'll have to— maybe I'll have to puzzle up— what's that?

In elementary—

no, come on, there's got to be, there's got to be, there's got to be. In elementary. How the hell do you have 65,000 subscribers? I don't have 65,000 on YouTube. I don't think I have that many. I think I have 40,000 on YouTube. Um, wait a minute. Uh, Slide Up?

In element—

no, that's the one we were looking at before. There, maybe I do. I don't know. Let me know. I think, I think I had 40 last time I checked. And I know there's a wipe up somewhere in here. It's such a good visual. I'm on YouTube, it says 60. Really? Okay, I did not— I was not aware of that. I don't know. Oh, that's kind of exciting because when you get to 100K, they mail you like a little, uh, a big button you can put on your wall. Bruh, I'm going to have to animate this. Now that you've given me this idea, I'm going to have to mask it. 65.2, really? OK, cool. Thanks.

That's amazing.

I didn't know that.

I know I crossed—

the only one that I saw recently, and I deliberately don't keep track of it, but the only one I saw recently was 200K on Instagram because someone had mentioned that. I'll tell you what I'm very happy about, uh, and that is—

oh, Emma, thanks for coming out!

Thanks for coming out. Yeah, no problem. Um, so I was on Twitter back when it was Twitter, and this is back in the day when they would give— when they would, um, when they would give you a verification badge because you earned it. Like, you couldn't pay for it back at the time. It was— it basically went to public figures. And look, I have an ego. I'm not going to lie. I loved having a little checkmark because, you know, it says this person's— this person's important. And I liked that. And then Elon Musk came and took them all away. And I had 10,000 followers on Twitter, which I thought was great. And I really enjoyed it. And then when Elon became Elon, I just stopped using Twitter entirely. I haven't really used it since. But Bluesky, eventually I crawled and I'm double that and they verified me and they also are You can't pay for verification. They are also like— they look at like media coverage of you or something like that. I'm not even sure how they do it, but all right. Yeah, so he has to pop up from behind the couch in elementary, and we're gonna have to mask it. So I'm not 100% sure how to mask. I think Luckily, I didn't have to edit any of this. I thought you were an old fellow who played Overwatch back in the day. Hunter says hi. Josh! Oh, you guys, I miss you guys. Josh and Hunter are old friends of mine from, um, from a squad that I used to play on Overwatch with, and I miss playing with them.

You guys still play, uh, Overwatch?

Okay, so I think the way we do this is we drag this on— whoops— is we copy this and we put it on top of this. Isn't this how we mask something? I don't know how to mask them. Yeah, yeah, and then we Oh, Rival. Everyone's playing Rivals, man. I just—

uh, I—

yeah, Matt coached me through this. Um, like, it's just another big thing to learn. Like, Overwatch is a lot of information to learn, and like, I, like, I don't wanna— I'm even behind now on Overwatch as it is. I don't want to have to learn what every goddamn champion on hero, whatever on Marvel is and what their abilities are and what their movement is and what their, their ultimates are. I just, I can't learn it all anymore. Okay, so I think the way I do this is I mask the top layer, right? I have a rectangle and I mask just this area, correct? Or maybe it's the other way around. Maybe I mask out the bottom. No, I mask out the bottom, right? Yeah, yeah, that looks— yeah, that looks right. Okay, so then we— oh, this might work, this might actually work. All right, let's get the bottom going first. This is, this is way more in-depth than I usually do on these videos. I don't think I've ever masked anything before, so I think I do this. Fun. Anyways, saw your live from Insta. Nice to see you. Yeah, it's so nice to see you guys. I miss you. Um, you guys are in Calgary, right? Russell and I are going to be in Calgary next month, so, um, if you guys are in Calgary, we could go say hello. And why, why aren't you moving this? Oh, it's because it's one of those Can I just move it independently of that? Edmonton, I think I've asked you that a million times too, haven't I? Okay, so there— so I need to make this because— hang on, let's zoom up a little here. Like, oh, there we go. Okay, that's better. So the— and let's zoom this back. The problem is that It's kind of curved, so maybe I can just like rotate a little, but I've got snapping. Stop snapping. It's still snapping. Look, everything comes off. All the snaps come off. It's still snapping. Fuck. Snapping is, is going to be the problem here actually. They need it between those two positions. Maybe I'm using the wrong tool. Yeah, use a pen. Actually, you know what I do is I come up so it's gonna do that. Is there an angle that I can mess with here? Rotate. Oh, where'd it go? Wait, where did my— Where did my mask go? Oh, there it is. There's rotate. Maybe I use rotate. Yeah, there we go. Oh wait, that's rotate. Wait, no, that's moving my face. I don't want that. Yeah, I don't want that. It's not Mm, I just want it to do a like— stop, stop snapping. That's so irritating. All right, let's see if maybe I can, I can do it another way. This is very irritating. I'm sure this is very exciting. Um. Mask. All right, let's just— let's shrink this and move out of the way so I can come back to it if I need to. Up here. Okay, so let's try a pen and mask. Oh, I should have done this from the start. Oh, Oh yeah, you just, you just, you just put it where the, where the couch thing is. All right, can we zoom in a little closer on this and let's try and get this right on the couch right there. Pointson, do you think?

In elementary school, I gave it to you.

All right. It's not perfect, but I think it— I think it'll work. I think it'll work. Let's zoom out.

When markets extended to—

what the fuck is that?

We go— when markets extended to human relationships and civic practices—

what the hell is that? I didn't give permission for that. Please tell me I can undo that. Was it just this? No. Oh, not at all, Carmen. Thanks for coming. What the— what the fuck is—

what is all this?

I don't even see it on the track. I don't see it anywhere. What is this crap? We got to start from the beginning and see what else it did.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carnie or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm going to read you real quotes from the book of the Prime Minister The Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United States.

All you have to do is tell me whether it's Carney or Donald Trump.

Are you ready to play? Put 60 seconds on the clock, please, and away we go. When markets extend into human relationships and civic practices, being in a market can change the character of the goods they govern.

Carney.

Correct. In elementary school, I get—

Okay, so, so that's going to work on the couch, but I don't know where this is. It What the living hell is that? All right, let's fix this first. Let's have this slide up, which is the whole point of the element. Oh yeah, it looks great. But does it look good enough to— if I get rid of this and the mask, will that fix whatever the issue is? Actually, let's just get rid of the mask. No, it's on this. Okay, so— oh, there it is, there it is. Okay, put mask back. It's a transition or it's an animation there. Did we get rid of it? No. Is it on this one too? It's on that one too. Okay, I think we fixed it.

When markets— when markets When markets—

actually, no, that, that cut was because we did, we did it a little different.

Clock, please, and away we go. When markets—

why is it showing the mask? Don't show the mask. I don't want to see the mask. There's a way I can turn off seeing the mask. I don't need that. Come on, bro.

Go.

When—

correct, in elementary school I gave a teacher—

you know what, it's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's just too much effort. So we're going to bring him in a different way. Like, maybe we just bring him in from the bottom like that. Tech issues means you're a pro streamer. Yeah, true. This is why I suggest taking a moment at the drink fountain and come back. You are welcome to laugh at me. Correct.

In elementary school—

See, I don't like that. I do like how he leaves, though. It's just the getting on the screen I don't like. So let's— I like the fact that he is behind the couch. So let's— and then we'll be done with it. And then luckily, we can just copy and paste.

In element—

I mean, that's not bad. That's not bad, right?

Correct. In elementary school, I gave a teacher a black eye. Correct.

The logic of value. All right, so let's do the same with Trump.

Oh, and you know what I learned?

Bottom is fine, doesn't need a swipe. Yeah, yeah. You can copy— how do I do this? Copy attributes and then paste attributes, and it'll automatically do the same animation.

The logic of value—

isn't that great? I just learned that. I'm so excited. Oh, I'm gonna have to paste it again because it's, uh, we need it to be exactly the same length, so we're gonna just put this here, and then we'll paste the attributes. Good. Now they are identical. And then we just have to copy every other one because every other one, they alternate Trump for Bernie. And then we'll have to go and touch it up a little bit. The paste attributes is such a great tool. Isn't that cool? I just learned that from a YouTube video the other day, actually. And let's just make sure that this last one is Trump.

Trump!

Yeah.

Against you.

All right, so let's get the carnies. Let's see how these work.

I understand the Chinese mind.

Trump!

Correct the bad outcomes of macroprudential policies.

Yeah, that looks fine. All right, so let's get the carnies. And we'll put the carnies— whoops— put the carnies in place. They're snapping to the— the reason I know where to put these is that on the bottom track where the blue things are, those are the dings. Ding! And we've already put the dings at the moment where she guesses, so we know those are accurate. I don't know why it puts them on weird tracks. That's a little weird that way.

Vancouver Island.

We're on Vancouver Island. I am also on Vancouver Island.

See, like, it put—

like, why, why do we need them way the hell up here? Like, let's pull these down. That won't even let me. Well, let's at least pull these down. Why can't I put these down? All right, so let's touch up the dings.

Correct. In elementary school, I gave a teacher a black eye. Trump. Correct. The logic of value buying and selling no longer applies to only material goods, but increasingly governs the whole life, from allocation of healthcare to education, public safety, and environmental protection.

Bernie.

Correct. I understand the Chinese mind. Trump. Correct. The bad outcomes that macroprudential policies prevent have to be estimated.

This is going to be a bitch to caption, man. This is going to be a bitch to caption.

Your prudential policies prevent have to be estimated, but counterfactuals are difficult to sell.

Correct.

I try not to schedule too many meetings. Correct. When divining the value theorems of the canonists, and for that matter Greek philosophers, it is critical to recognize the extent to which the value—

there's a good a good take from her. Right there, there. Zoom in on that.

Matter, Greek philosophers, it is critical to recognize the extent to which the value theories in economics were unified aspects of a much larger worldview. Correct. I don't trust fancy marketing surveys.

Oh, that's right. I forgot that we have not finished mixing the music. So we have to now fix— we now we have to decide on the post at the end because where the end is determines where the mix in here goes. So now I have put it off long enough. We have to listen to it. Yes.

Congratulations. Follow for part 2.

Are we glad that I changed? Why, you always look beautiful. So, um, give it a little bit more volume. Are we glad that I changed? Why, you always look beautiful.

Don't swipe away.

Actually, you know what, let's, let's, first of all, one of the nice things with this, see how it's 3 different chunks? The volumes are different, is you go to here, they create a compound clip, and it makes it all one. Because I want it to be a little quieter. Are we glad that I changed?

Why?

You always look beautiful. All right, now we have to decide on the post.

Follow for part 2.

And I really do think I want it on here after all.

Yes, congratulations, follow for part 2.

And needs, needs a rest beat somehow.

Yes. Congratulations. Follow for part 2. Congratulations. Follow for part 2.

It does need a respite, but I—

Congratulations. Follow for part 2.

Aren't we glad that I— So just before the aren't we glad, is that what you're suggesting? I think you're right. Things match picture entry. They're supposed to. 2, 1. I mean, yeah, it does need an extra little beat in there, doesn't it? I think this way.

You're right.

Again, if this were radio or TV, I'd have no problem with that. I'd even make it longer, but people will swipe away. So it has to be there. It has to be— that's enough of a beat, but it's, you know.

Yes. Congratulations, follow for part 2.

Are we glad that I changed? All right. So the dings are not perfect, as you can see. This is the white line is the introduction. We've got to make this— this is the start of the audio track, but the audio track has a split second of silence. So we have to come over here and kind of align it. And unfortunately, it is between frames. So, yes, just for the hell of it, what does it look like with no animation? Trump! Yes, Trump! Yes, yes, I almost like that. I almost, I almost like just no animation. Yeah, instant entry. Let's back it up. What do you guys think? Watch the Trump.

Personally bring a lawsuit for murder against you. Trump? Yes. Congratulations. Follow for part 2.

I actually kind of like that better. Just it comes up on the screen. So that's okay, that's easy to— again, why, why can't these be like on lowered tracks? Why do they have to be way up here? AppCut, like there's no— if it's not competing with anything, maybe there's a— whoops— there's a reason for it. Oh, now it's gonna There we go. And then these 3 be on the same track. There we go. That cleans things up a little bit. So yeah, so let's copy these attributes and we will paste them. Yo, can I multi-paste, do you think? I select these, all these clips, and then I do a paste attributes. Did they all do that? No, none of them did it, in fact. Correct. Yeah, I just ignored it. OK, that's fine. So we just go to animation. We just say, do we take the ins out? Like that. None. Like this. None. This. None. And we're going to play one last time that post to make sure that I'm happy with it, and then we can do the crossfade in the middle because it's not long enough.

When markets—

All right, let's see if we like it.

Trump! Yes, congratulations, follow for part 2.

Are we glad that I changed? Why, you always look beautiful. Okay, I like it, I like it. I'm not changing anymore. Now we have to deal with this game show because we have to mix these two together so that they are long. So let's just do a very simple crossfade and turn this track off so that we can hear what it sounds like. Because every once in a while you'll luck out and the beats will match and you don't have to do anything else. It rarely happens, but let's see what this sounds like. I've dropped out my channel. Hear it? Oh, hello Germany, welcome. Like, it's not bad. The question is, will people notice that with other stuff going on? I don't think they will. Let's do it with the voice.

Correct. Human life involved exchange with the consequence that we can no longer extricate his theories of value creation from the broad—

So I think what we do is we get rid of the there's a little tiny— there's a little tiny "done." Is that—

is that—

which one is that in? Is that in this one? Yeah, it's in the bottom one. So let's get rid of that so that this doesn't give us the "done." OK, that's that. That's good. Now let's bring this over here and hear this one by itself. Whoops. By itself. And let's see what they sound like together. So you can hear the beats are slightly off, so we'll fix that. Here, you can hear it go here, right? So for a second there it goes, dun dun dun dun. So we have to fix that because that— people won't hear that, but their brain will register that something weird happened. Like, genuinely, the brain will hear it, but the people will not be able to put their finger on what they heard. So if we tighten those beats up so that we don't get that dun dun dun dun for those two beats. And the way we do it is we just kind of eyeball it, really. Oh, we got it. Let's, let's do— which, yes, affects the post that we did back there, but let's just— I felt like a little bit more here. There. So it's flawless now. Uh, there's a bit of a volume thing because the curves aren't matching. So what you do is you go, you pull this back to the start of your curve of the other track, which is there, and pull this one to end of this track, and then the volumes should be about right. And so you shouldn't be able to hear— turn these off— you shouldn't be able to hear the mix now. Perfect. Put it all together here. Correct.

I've read hundreds of books.

Correct.

All human life involved exchange with the consequence that we can no longer extricate his theories of value creation from the—

There we go. So now we did have to move it a bit. So what did this do to our post? Yes.

Congratulations. Follow for part 2.

It's fine. Usually on phone, laptop cannot hear the details. Yeah, no, you're right. Most people will not hear these tiny little things. Like if you were to ask them after they watched it, was there a ticking counter? They won't know.

But I know.

And it does add, I think, add to the whole, the whole everything of it. So let's do a run through. Let's see what we have so far. This up here. And let's put on the— oops— put on the Instagram overlay. All right, let's see what it sounds like.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carney or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm going to read you real quotes from the book.

And you know what, I've decided that I want the wife thing to be right in this moment and not at the beginning. So let's grab the wife. Waka waka waka.

Book of the Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United States.

Yeah, that's better. All right. Once more with feeling.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carney or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm going to read you real quotes.

And it has to— the wife has to come in immediately after we're out of this. Kind of little details.

Yeah. Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carney or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm going to read you real quotes from the book of the Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United States. And all you have to do do is tell me whether it's Carney or Donald Trump. Are you ready to play?

So I almost kind of want to replace the books with those faces. See what that looks like.

So all you have to do is tell me whether it's—

like, do we take out— let's, let's get rid of the— all of the attributes. This might look stupid, but we'll see. And we'll put this where book was. Let's actually just get a little bit extra here so we can see both. Let's see what I'm trying to do. All right, maybe this looks stupid.

All you have to do is tell me whether it's Carney or Donald Trump.

Uh, no, that'll be good. I just got to do it when I say Carney. Whether it's So right here.

So all you have to do is tell me whether it's Carney or—

Yeah, I like that actually. So let's get a Donald Trump.

Trump, are you Carney or Donald?

Donald Trump is here. Donald Trump. And then we take his book away. Here just to make them a little shorter, just for that comedy of it all. Wait, right? Let's see what this looks like. Oh no, no, you cannot be flying out on me! All right, try that.

It's from the book of the Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United States. All you have to do is tell me whether it's Carney or Donald Trump. Are you ready to play?

So Donald Trump is a little misaligned there from the bottom. So let's zoom in on that. Uh, yo, how do I see lower?

Just—

can I just do this? No. A way I can— oh, I see it, I see it, I see it. I gotta drag it. Ah, well, the zoom— oh, even just a tiny— whoops, no, no, don't do that. Like a tiny bit. I wish I could nudge. Can I? No, there's no— whoops— no nudging. Nudging just moves frames forward. Anyway, I think that's fine.

Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United States, and all you have to do is tell me whether it's Carney or Donald Trump.

The Trump book right edge is further from the— oh, please don't tell me this— but the Trump book right edge is further from the right image From the other side. That's so strange. Hang on, I gotta ban that. That's a bot coming in. Sorry, Facebook people. There we go. Uh, the Facebook people just got a, a bot basically saying, please send me a friend request. However, has been sent off for banning. And he's from the left. Okay, let me, let me see if I notice it. If I don't, we're not fixing it.

Of the Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United States. So what are you saying?

The Trump book, right edge, is further from the right image side than Carney's from the right? I don't understand what you're saying.

Do tell me whether it's Carney or Donald Trump.

The software is, is CapCut, which is made by the same company that TikTok is made by. So I'm sure that it is siphoning all my data to the Chinese, but is what it is. All right. This is going to align. So it's close enough. Close enough.

From the book of the Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United States.

And all you have to do Did those come in fancy? They should come in fancy.

In the United States, all you have to do is tell me whether it's—

that's— I did not want an out, I wanted a fancy in.

Prime Minister.

Yeah, that's good enough.

President.

Yeah, let's see what these look like.

Real quotes from the book of the Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United States. All you have to do is tell me whether it's Carney or Donald Trump. Are you ready to play?

So I'll have them come out after the maybe.

Need to play.

Where it is? Oh, there it is. Oh, you know what'd be funny is if we take the music out right when she says maybe. See what that sounds like. Carny left side image. Oh, carny left side image. Oh, you're right, and that's— that is, uh, deliberate. I see what you're saying. So if it were by— let's, let's do what you're talking about here. So if you're talking about that, yes, the, the two images are both— if we think of them as one unit, they are slightly moved to the left. And the reason for that is that when we go— when they're viewed on TikTok, the right-hand side— all of these platforms put stuff on the right-hand side. I'll turn it off so you can see it. Watch on the right-hand side. TikTok looks like that. YouTube looks like that. Instagram looks like that. So they all have like crap on the sides, user interface stuff on the sides. So that is why I'm giving it room. I'm centering it within that space. Was anything else? Okay, we were gonna cut the music when she says maybe to see if that's funny. So let's try. All right.

The President of the United States.

All you have to do is tell me whether it's Carney or Donald Trump.

Are you ready to play? Maybe. Put 60 seconds on the clock.

It's funny, but there's a zero crossing. If you remember the— remember I told you there was— when you cut, sometimes you get those pops. If you listen right when the music comes out, you'll hear a little pop.

Donald Trump, are you ready to play? Maybe.

So to fix that, we just do a tiny, tiny, tiny little Drag, and that fixes it.

Carnie or Donald Trump, are you ready to play? Maybe. Put 60 seconds on.

So yeah, exactly. So that's why they're off, is they're off because they have to be centered between the left edge of the screen and the left edge of the UI elements on the right side of the screen. And it's still not perfect, but it's going to be as close as possible. And I don't— you don't have to do that, but I just, I just think it looks better that way. All right, let's see. We've spent a lot of time on these, on these 10 seconds. Let's see what they all look like.

Don't swipe.

And actually, let's get an attention-grabbing opening for this.

Don't swipe.

Even if it's just like There, that— there we go.

Don't swipe away, it's time.

Maybe, maybe, maybe. Yeah, no, that's fine, it's fine.

All right, don't swipe away, it's time to play Carney or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm going to read you real quotes from the book of the Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United States, and all you have to do is tell me whether it's Carney or Donald Trump. Are you ready to play? Maybe. Put 60 seconds on the clock, please, and away we go. When markets extend into human relationships and civic practices, being in a market can change the character of the goods they govern. Correct. In elementary school, I gave a teacher a black eye. Trump. Correct. The logic of value buying and selling no longer applies to only—

I could actually fix that little mistake I made there.

Why is it only buying and selling no longer applies to only material goods but increasingly—

wait, I fuck up there.

Correct. In elementary school, I gave a teacher a black eye. Trump. Correct. The logic of value buying—

there it is. The logic of buying, I think, is what it's supposed to be.

Correct. The logic of value. Buying and selling. Buying is—

so we go there and we go there. Oh God, will this shift everything for me? You know what, it's gonna fuck up some of these posts, but let's see.

Buying and selling. The logic of buying and selling no longer—

I'm gonna leave it. I don't care. I don't care. The best effect is your MG speed, and she takes her time for a maybe. She does, doesn't she? There's a bit of a pause.

Ready to play? Maybe. Put 60 seconds on the clock, please, and away we go. When markets extend into human relationships and civic practices, being in a market can change the character of the goods they govern. Army. Correct. In elementary school, I gave a teacher a black eye. Trump. Correct. The logic of value— buying and selling.

Wait a minute, this might actually be 60 60 seconds long by fluke. Hang on, let me get a 60-second timer and see whether or not that is in fact what is going on. Uh, 60-second countdown, because if it is, having a 60-second countdown on the screen would also be kind of funny. So, uh, the way I do this is I just go to YouTube and I look for one because there's a million of them, and then you go to— I use a tool called Downy. Which will download, which will download the videos, and it's just preparing it now. I want it to be an MP4 and click start button to convert because YouTube does not like you downloading stuff, but we, we have ways, we have ways around it. Okay, let's grab that. Yo. We're just gonna like dump it in the middle of the screen, just, just, it's just to see what it's like.

Human life involved exchange with the consequence that we can no longer extricate his theories of value free.

But you know what we can do? We can slow it down. Like, I'll make this look better, obviously. Um, like, I think like one of the things we can do is I think, I think we just say blend mode. Is it different? I don't know how to— that's kind of cool, but no, not what we're after. Yeah, that's what we're after. All right.

When markets extend into human relation—

I, I do like the clock.

We go on the clock, please. On the clock, please.

And away we Oh, I do want— is it literally one frame? Yeah. So I want it to stay one minute for a bit. So I want it to— when I say put it on the clock, I want it to show up, but I don't want it to start counting until the first question.

60 seconds on the clock.

Right there. 60 seconds on the clock. So we'll start it there. And then the trick here is I think we just slow this speed way down that it doesn't actually get a chance to move to— yeah, exactly. Oh, it did. It did there.

Just for a second. Talk, please, in a way.

Well, I could duplicate it.

We go.

Start the clock when she makes the first answer. Yeah, that's— I'm going by— I'm going by, uh, Family Feud rules.

When markets extend into human relationships and civic practices, being in a market—

nah, it's too long to wait. It's too long to wait. People will be like, why is that minute there?

Way we go.

So right here, gotta start.

When markets— when markets—

all right, so I think I could just like duplicate all these to cheat. Cut and copy one frame uses— yeah, that's basically what we're doing.

On the clock, please, and away we go.

No, I fucked it up.

You see, watch the clock, please, and away we—

that's okay, easy to fix, easy to fix. It was just— I just didn't have too much room for it there. Can I slow it down anymore, do you think? Maybe I can No, that is as slow as it's gonna make let me. But those are all one, those are all one minute, so we'll just, just face— oops, wait, I saw a fuck up.

Please, in a way, wait, come on, bro.

All right, well, that's got to be— it's got to be okay, right? Yeah, good. Okay, freeze the first image. I, I can't though because I would have all this other stuff behind. No, this is— and like, if there's any light that moves, it would look weird. But this is working. This is working out. Oh, God. There it is with the game show. All right. Let's see what this looks like.

Clock, please, and away we go. When markets—

yeah, OK. So that works. That works. That works. So now we can create— we'll just do this. We'll create a compound clip. And now— oh, no. It put a little circle.

Actually, you know what?

I don't mind that.

Clock, please, and away we go. When markets extend into human relations—

I don't mind the, uh, it being a white box, actually. How do I make this a white box? I just do that. Okay.

When markets extend into human relationships and civic practices, being in a market can change the character of the goods that govern. Correct. In elementary—

oh yeah, I thought that was gonna happen. Oh, it does it even there too. So maybe we put the clock down here. And we make it smaller, which means I'm going to have to— and then we compound clip that. We get the white box and we're going to have to do this all over again. But that's okay. We'll have to move this down a little. That's fine. I don't mind that.

When markets extend into human relationships and civic practices, being in a market—

So before we screw around with that, let's play with the time. Oh, it's not— so we can make this work. All right, first let's bottom and top because the book— yeah, I'll put it—

no, the middle.

I like the middle. I like the middle. So let's make sure that we got this starting at the right time. We'll forget about the 1-minute thing for now.

We go when markets extend into human relations.

So that's fine. So now what we do is we know we have to figure out where the end comes in.

The guy. You listen to me. If you do foreclose, I'll personally bring a lawsuit for murder against you.

Trump.

Yes.

Okay, so, oh yeah, this is gonna take me hours to get this video done, and it is— it's a 2-minute video and it's gonna take me hours. So we have to extend this double. We have to slow it down by half, in other words, make it stretch. And when I let go, you'll see it stretch out. Okay, we don't Maybe not that much. A little bit more. No. Oh, come on. So it's right where I say congratulations is where I want it to stop. Is that it?

Trump! Yes. Congratulations, follow for—

OK, so I think that works out fine. Obviously, the seconds are shorter than they are in real life, but—

Time required, the quality of labor employed, and the influence of new technologies and ways of working. People won't mind.

Kanye.

Correct. I said to the guy, you listen to me, if you do 4KOs, I'll personally bring a lawsuit for murder against you.

Trump.

Yes. Congratulations.

Perfect, perfect, perfect. Is the timer going to end up on your book images? Yeah, no, cuz there are no book images afterwards. The timer doesn't— the book images are at the beginning before the timer gets there. Now Ah, you know what, maybe I just won't have the put 60 seconds on the clock. Uh, let's see what this looks like.

Are you ready to play?

It comes in before this.

I'm going to read you real quotes from the book of the Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United States. All you have to do is tell me whether it's Carney or Donald Trump. Are you ready to play?

Maybe.

Put 60 seconds on the clock, please, and away we go. When markets extend into human—

I don't, I don't mind it not having the 1 minute there, but I do mind the fact that it is not hitting the post. So we'll bring this back just a hair.

We go when markets—

okay, did you get the pop-up from behind the couch to work? I didn't. Um, the problem actually, it was gonna work, it was gonna work, but the first one I did, I did a mask that was a square, and then it's kind of hard to see, but the, um, the camera was not perfectly level. It's, it's about a 2-degree off that. Like, I don't know if you can see this. I'm going to add a guide. See this blue line? You can kind of see on the left side over here versus over here, like, it's, it's slightly off. So a perfect rectangle wasn't working because it left a little bit of the right exposed. So I tried to twist it, but it would pop. Anyway, short answer is no, we, we ditched that. Leave the clock. Yeah, clock's looking good.

Go! When markets extend into human relationships and civic practices, being in a market can change the character of the goods they govern. See, they're, they're all—

they're basically every second here is basically 2 seconds, but people won't care. Correct.

In elementary school, I gave a teacher a black eye. Trump.

Correct.

The logic of value buying and selling no longer applies to only material goods, but increasingly governs the whole life, from allocation of healthcare to education, public safety, and environmental protection.

Correct. Cropping the pic. No, I— that would be harder. That would be more work.

I understand the Chinese mind. Correct. The bad outcomes that macroprudential policies prevent have to be estimated, but counterfactuals are difficult to sell. Correct. I try not to schedule too many meetings.

Correct.

When divining the value theorems of the canonists, or for that matter Greek philosophers, it is critical to recognize the extent to which the value theories in economics were unified aspects of a much larger worldview.

Correct.

I don't trust fancy marketing surveys.

Maybe we'll try that.

Richard. Correct. The physiocrats' main contributions to the understanding of value and value creation were the economy as a system, their exploration of different sources of income, and their explicit consideration of its distribution. Correct. I've read hundreds of books. Correct. All human life involved exchange, with the consequence that we can no longer extricate history as of value creation from the broader social context, then we can separate the views of value of the canonists from their systems of social philosophy and ecclesiastical jurisprudence.

Carny, should I add that one? Should I, should I repeat the all these quotes are real and like just kind of like, like again, all again, all these quotes are Absolutely real.

What prize is she winning?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Next, then we can separate the creation from the broader social context. Then we can separate the views of value of the canonists from their system.

I spelled absolutely wrong, I think, but I don't mind that. Again, all these quotes are absolutely real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially this one because it's such a long—

Correct. All human life involved exchange with the concept. And right here, maybe.

Correct.

I've read hundreds of books. Correct. All human life involved exchange, with the consequence that we can no longer extricate his theories of value creation from the broader social context than we can separate the views of value of the canonists from their systems of social philosophy and ecclesiastical jurisprudence.

Does it go the whole time?

Exchange, with the consequence that we can no longer extricate his theories of value creation from the broader social context than we can separate the views of value of the canonists from their systems —of social philosophy.

No, it lasts too long. So maybe what we do is we just put it kind of in the middle. Human life—

Correct. All human life involved exchange, with the consequence that we can no longer extricate his theories of value creation from the broader social context. Then we can separate the views of value of canonists from their systems of social philosophy and ecclesiastical jurisprudence. Correct. Modern art is a con. Correct. Our moral sentiments can live on as memes that multiply through the values in the service of others, a worthy past sediment to into a better future? Carney. Correct. We win by wearing everyone else down? Trump. Correct. In objective theory, value is tied to the nature of production, including the time required, the quality of labor employed, and the influence of new technologies and ways of working? Carney. Correct. I said to the guy, you listen to me. If you do forecose, I'll personally bring a lawsuit for murder against you. Trump. Yes. Congratulations. Follow for part 2.

Are we glad that I changed? Why? You always look beautiful. Okay, I know we've been through this ending a million times, but I want to bring it up a little closer. I want to bring it up a little closer.

Trump! Yes, congratulations, follow for part 2.

Are you glad that I changed? Glad that I changed? Why? You always look beautiful. Don't swipe away. Okay, we're getting there. Now comes the hard part, captioning this bitch. So let's go to captions and let's just have it start. And we'll see, we'll see how well it does. It might, it might not do a very good job at all, but we'll see. And then I usually, uh, I usually use— where is my templates? How about this one? That ain't gonna be enough words. That'll be enough words. And then I change the font to the font that I use, which is called Bubis or something like that. Where'd it go? There it is. And we'll make it smaller. And is that going to interrupt? Oh yeah, so there's a couple of places where we're going to have to move it, but let's just play it out and see. Don't swipe away.

Don't swipe away. It's time to play Carnie or Barney. Where did Carnie or Barney go?

Will he speak faster than the caption— computer captions? Well, luckily I can copy and paste because I do have some of this text. I guess if you don't need it to say Carney or Barney, if, if, uh, if it says it on screen.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carney or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm going to read you real quotes from the book of the Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United States, and all you have to do is tell me whether it's Carney or Donald Trump. Are you ready to play? Maybe.

Oh, it It completely missed her maybe. Isn't that interesting? We will manually add a caption there. Maybe? Question mark, dot dot dot. Play. Maybe?

Put 60 seconds on the clock, please, and away we—

Nope, no, not away. And away we go.

It's on the clock, please. And away we go. When markets—

so it's a little tight, so we're going to— I'll move this, this, this one up. This part on— where is it? Where is that one? I might shrink this down a little. The two-person side-by-side is actually kind of handy for, for positioning things. I'd move the quote text more on the laptop and not cover the two people that are important. Ah, you're right, I would as well. The problem is, I don't know if you can see my cursor, the bottom quarter though of— let's switch to the overlay of TikTok so you can see what I mean. It's not even accurate. See how it says your name here? The bottom quarter is usually filled with stuff. On the screen, right? So, um, above your name it'll have like the location, or it'll have like a suggested search. Like on all of the vertical platforms— YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook even— the bottom area— in fact, if you're watching on vertical video, you can probably see it right now yourself— the bottom area is— has stuff in it, crap in it, UI words. So you can't really put a lot of stuff down lower. Because it'll compete.

When markets extend into human relationships, when markets extend into human relationships and civic practices, being in a market can change the character of the goods they govern.

Now let me pull open my cheat sheet to make sure that— because I, I do actually want to get all the captions correct on this because it does matter. So what is— what does he say?

The goods, the goods they govern, the goods they govern.

Yes, that was accurate. Correct. In elementary— oh, missed Kearney. Sometimes there's someone comments there. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Oh, Kearney was there. Correct.

In elementary school, I gave a teacher a black eye. Trump. Correct. The logic of value buying and selling no longer applies.

What was this actual quote? The logic of buying and selling. So there was no value there in real life. Correct. The logic of value. So I'll just take out the value because that's not what the quote was.

Correct. The logic of value, buying and selling, no longer applies to only material goods, but increasingly governs the whole life from allocation of health care.

Increasingly governs the whole of the whole of life from the allocation of health care. Governs the whole life of— okay, so he— he actually says the whole of life.

The whole life from allocation and selling no longer applies to only material goods, but increasingly governs the whole life from allocation of healthcare to education, public safety, and environmental protection. Correct. I am—

oh no, no problem. This is how I picked it up, just watching other people.

Correct. I understand the Chinese mind. Correct.

The bad outcomes that macroprudential Okay, this is bad outcomes that actually, you know, the macro— where's, where is this text? So the bad outcomes that macroprudential policies— that— there we go. That's accurate. Comes at macroprudential policies prevent half of the I've estimated, but counterfactuals are difficult to sell.

I mean, counterfactuals are difficult to sell.

It actually nailed that. Maybe I didn't— maybe I don't have to change that. Is it macro? Macro hyphen. There we go. Oh yeah, no, Dwight, this will take a while.

Correct. The bad outcomes that macroprudential policies I'm going back and you can't see my screen.

I'm going back and forth to my actual notes, which are verbatim what the quotes were.

Prevent have to be estimated, but counterfactuals are difficult to sell. Correct. I try not to schedule too many meetings. Correct. When divining the value theorems of the—

that's right. When divining the value theorems of the canonists. Theorems of the canon. That's right. Or for that matter, the Greek philosophers. So for that matter, Greek philosophers. It is critical to recognize the extent to which it is critical to recognize the extent to which the value— oh, it just dropped out. That was weird. Like a tiny— oh, there was a weird thing it did there. It just like— there we go. All right. It is, it is critical to recognize the extent to which their value—

as for that matter Greek philosophers, it is critical to recognize the extent to which the value theory—

is it doing this? Anyway, it's critical to recognize the— all right, Dwight. The value theories, which their value theories recognize their value theories and economics, not in economics, were unified aspects of a much larger worldview.

The value theories and economics were unified aspects of a much larger worldview. Correct. I don't trust fancy marketing surveys.

Is correct. The physiocrats' main— physiocrats? I don't even know what the fuck a physiocrat is. Physiocrats. And to be completely accurate, there was an apostrophe there. What is a physiocrat? Does anyone know? And the physiocrats' main contribution to the understanding of value and value creation—

the physiocrats' main contribution to the understanding of value and value creation were —where the economy is a system—that is already wrong—were—standing of value and value creation—where the economy is a system—where the economy as a system—their exploration of the different sources of income—creation—where the economy is a system—their exploration of different sources of income and their explicit consideration of its distribution. Correct. I've read hundreds of books. Correct.

All human life involved exchange. Okay, all human life involves exchange with the consequence that we can no longer— more— that with the consequence that we can no more extricate.

With the consequence that we can no longer extricate.

Yeah, he actually— I don't know why I said longer. He actually said more, so we'll fix that.

Change with the consequence that we can no longer extricate his—

Oh, French economist, that's what it means. Oh, physiocrats were a group of 18th century French economists who believed that agriculture was the sole source of wealth and that the economy should be governed by natural law. How the fuck does he expect any of us normal people to know that?

Series of value creation from the broader social context.

Okay, so this should be a little smaller. Move the broader social context, the broader social context. Then, then we could separate the views on value and we can separate the views of value. On value, not of value. Okay. It's hard to say all those words fast. On value of the canonists from their systems. You have the canonists and their canonists was plural. From their systems of social philosophy. The canonists from their systems of social philosophy and ecclesiastical jurisprudence.

Ecclesiastical jurisprudence. It's a corny. That's so funny.

It wrote that as it's a corny. We'll just change that to carny. Can I force correct on a different line? Carny. Correct. Oh yeah, I can. I want to do that. We'll go back and do those afterwards. I like Carney being there.

Different, different line. Correct.

Modern art is a con. What I mean, you should— they should all be different. Then Trump. Then correct. Correct. Modern art is a con. Trump.

Correct.

Our moral sentiments could live on as memes that Our moral sentiments can live on as beings that multiply through values in the service of others.

Multiply through the values in the service of others.

Multiply through values, not the values.

The values in the service of others.

A worthy past sedimented into a better future.

A worthy past sedimented into Yeah, missed that.

Correct.

We win by wearing everyone else down.

Oh, that's funny. It got that as it's wrong. It's because she was laughing. How long this whole thing take until you reach the level that you're happy with it and release it? Mm, it's gonna be another hour or so at least. Oh, um, so like this video, this video is about 2 minutes long and I will probably spend 4 to 5 hours on it, and at least 90 minutes of the— of that time will be on the first 2 seconds and the last 3 seconds.

Correct.

In objective theory, value is tied to the— in objective theory, value is tied to the nature of production, including the time required, nature of production, including the time required, the quality of labor employed, the quality of labor employed. Labor is American spelling there. And the influence of new technologies and ways of working, and the influence of new technologies and ways of working. Correct. Yeah, I like those on different lines. Correct.

I said to the guy, you listen to me.

If you do foreclose— that's foreclose. 5 hours including genuine footage. Yeah, yeah, if you include like the time to shoot that. Oh God, if you include the research time That was— it took me a couple of hours to get all the quotes, so 2 hours or so. It took me about half an hour to set up, getting the lighting behind me red, which I thought was kind of cool looking. It took me, I don't know, 10 minutes to get into my game show jacket. Took Jocelyn— so yeah, I mean, this 2-minute video is easily 6 hours of work. More than that, but easily 6 hours of work.

I'll personally bring a lawsuit for murder.

Oh yeah, I was going to fix this one. It was foreclose, not for codes.

If you do foreclose, I'll personally bring a lawsuit for murder against you.

Trump. She is a great sport. She really is. She's so fucking cute too in this video.

Congratulations! Follow for part 2.

I'll be glad that I changed. Why? You always look beautiful. Okay, all right, so I'm gonna— we're getting close to the end. I am gonna go through— I liked having the correct on, on a different line, the guess and the correct on a different line.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carney or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm going to read you real quotes from the Book of Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President.

Yo, wait a minute, I could do— I could make it say carny or blarney. I could make it say carny or blarney if I voice over that. What does blarney mean? What does Barney mean? The ability to flatter or coax through clever Charm. It's like charming people. I don't know if that works.

Barney or Donald Trump, are you ready to play? Maybe. Put 60 seconds on the clock, please, and away we go. When markets extend into human relationships—

Yeah, baloney, but it's not quite the same rhyme. Oh, I wasn't paying attention.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carney or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm going to read you real quotes from the book of the Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United states, and all you have to do is tell me whether it's Carney or Donald Trump. Are you ready to play, baby? Put 60 seconds on the clock, please, and away we go. When markets extend into human relationships and civic practices, being in a market can change the character of the goods they govern.

Barney.

Correct. Barney.

I don't know why I picked Barney. I mean, it was an obvious rhyme, but it's like, like Barney, Barney Rubble. I don't know why I came up with that.

Okay, Carney. Correct. In elementary school, I gave a teacher a black eye. Trump.

Trump.

Correct. The logic of value buying and selling no longer applies to only material goods but increasingly governs the whole life, from allocation of healthcare to education, public safety, and environmental protection. Carney. Correct. I understand the Chinese mind.

These fucking quotes of his. I understand the Chinese mind.

Correct.

The bad outcomes that macroprudential— barmy means crazy. Oh, does it? What does barmy mean? But most people won't know what barmy means. Crazy, foolish, eccentric. Barney or barmy. No one will know what that means though. Good, thank you. Good, good try. Good, uh, suggestion.

Prudential policies prevent have to be estimated, but counterfactuals are difficult to sell. Correct. Try not to schedule too many meetings.

Correct. Okay, we're on. We're now— we're back. Okay, I think we have our first draft. John Barron. God, that's so funny.

All right, we're gonna run through this. Can you guys see the full screen like this?

Yeah, you can. I'll get rid of the— the— that— that thing. Put this over here. We'll bring that back. Second. Okay, I think you guys can see the full screen. Yeah. All right, here we go. Draft 1. Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carney or Barney.

This is the game show in which I'm going to read you real quotes from the book of the Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United States.

You know what I'm gonna do? Actually, I'm gonna make it even better for you guys. I'm going to let you hear the actual audio and not through my mic. Oh, thank you, Wolf. Yeah, I spend a lot of time on the videos. This is not the usual video, by the way. My videos do not usually have this much production values, but most of them take at least a couple of hours. Alright, I'm going to turn off my mic and turn up the volume of the regular thing so you can hear it all in its proper glory. All you have to do is tell me whether it's Carney or Donald Trump.

Are you ready? Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carney or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm going to read you real quotes from the book of the Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United States. All you have to do is tell me whether it's Carney or Donald Trump. Are you ready to play? Maybe. Put 60 seconds on the clock, please, and away we go. When markets extend into human relationships and civic practices, being in a market can change the character of the goods that govern. Carney. Correct. In elementary school, I gave a teacher a black eye. Trump. Correct. The logic of value buying and selling no longer applies to only material goods, but increasingly governs the whole life, from allocation of healthcare to education, public safety, and environmental protection. Carney. Correct. I understand the Chinese mind. Trump. Correct. The bad outcomes that macroprudential policies prevent have to be estimated, but counterfactuals are difficult to sell. Carney. Correct. I try not to schedule too many meetings. Trump. Correct. When divining the value theorems of the canonists, or for that matter Greek philosophers, it is critical to recognize the extent to which the value theories in economics were unified aspects of a much larger worldview. Carney. Correct. I don't trust fancy marketing surveys. Trump. Correct. The physiocrats' main contributions to the understanding of value and value creation were the economy as a system, their exploration of different sources of income, and their explicit consideration of its distribution. Carny. Correct. I've read hundreds of books. Trump. Correct. All human life involved exchange, with the consequence that we can no longer extricate his theories of value creation from the broader social context than we can separate the views of value of the canonists from their systems of social philosophy and ecclesiastical jurisprudence.

Carnie.

Correct. Modern art is a con. Trump. Correct. Our moral sentiments could live on as memes that multiply through the values in the service of others, a worthy past sedimented into a better future. Carnie. Correct. We win by wearing everyone else down. Trump. Correct. In objective theory, value is tied to the nature of production, including the time required, the quality of labor employed, and the influence of new technologies and ways of working. Carnie. Correct. I said to the guy, you listen to me. If you do 4KOs, I'll personally bring a lawsuit for murder against you. Trump! Yes! Congratulations! Follow for part 2.

Are we glad that I changed? Why? You always look beautiful. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I want to give credit where this gag came from because this gag came from— there, I think. Yeah, you guys can hear me now, right? This gag came from Billy on the Street. I'm going to play it for you. Billy on the Street and Stephen Colbert is where this gag came from. This is— and you will recognize— I'll put it on like 1.5x speed here for you. But you'll recognize the gag immediately because it's a direct ripoff. So let me switch it. My mic is back on, right? You guys can hear me okay? Turn it up a little? Uh, okay. So let's, uh, let me switch the application so you guys can see that. Close this first of all. An application capture. Arc. Okay, sound is back. Okay, so this is where I got this idea from.

This is a game that I like to call La La Land or Nicki Minaj. A lot of people love La La Land, but now there's a whole contingent forming against it, right? Why would there be something—

I'm not sorry, let me, let me do the proper audio again.

I just haven't seen it. I understand. I want you to see it.

It's sort of like LA inside praising itself.

It's a little bit— I think it's more because La La Land is very earnest and sentimental, right?

So people like that.

I like it too. I'm not a cynical person. I agree. Yeah. Hey everyone who didn't like La La Land, dare to dream! This is a game I call La La Land or Nicki Minaj. I'm gonna read you a line or a lyric. You have to tell me if it's a line from the movie musical La La Land or a line by Nicki Minaj from a Nicki Minaj song. You understand? Yes, I do. And away we go. City of stars, are you shining just for me? La La Land. Yes, correct. I floss every day, but I ain't a dentist. Nicki Minaj. Yes, correct. A technicolor world made out of music and machine.

It called me to be on that screen. La La Land.

Yes, correct. Come through and fuck him in my automobile. Let him eat with his grills and he telling me to chill. Nicki Minaj. Yes, correct. Is this the start of something wonderful and new or one more dream that I cannot make true? La La Land. Yes, correct. I let him hit it 'cause he slang cocaine. He tossed my salad like it was a His name Romaine. Nicki Minaj. Yes, correct. Here's to the ones who dream foolish as they may seem. La La Land. Yes, correct. Put your hands on the toilet, I'll put one leg on the tub. Nicki Minaj. Yes, correct. So bring on the rebels, the ripples from pebbles, the painters and poets and plays. La La Land. Yes, correct. He said, damn, bae, you so little, but you be really taking that pipe. Nicki Minaj. Yes, correct. Jazz is about the future. La La Land. Yes, correct. Um, let me think, what could I do to kick it off? How about I cum all on your dick and then I lick it off? Nicki Minaj. Yes, correct. All right, I remember you, and yes, I'll admit that when we met I was a little curbed. La La Land. Yes, correct. I'm a freak, so I don't care. Just don't get none in my hair. Nicki Minaj. Yes, correct. What do you mean you don't like jazz? La La Land. Yes, correct. Did he win? Yes, you win.

He's making dreams come true. Anyway, that's where I stole the gag from, or influenced, influenced the gag. What do we say? Influenced? It's such a great joke. It's such— and the other thing that works, I think, that works really well with, um, with Trump and is— you don't have to say Carney is smart, Trump is an idiot. You just have to quote from their own words. So anyway, the mic cable is disturbing. Anyway, I hope you guys are able to hear that. I find that hysterical, that whole thing. All right. Next, we have to— excuse me, do a cover image for it because I think we're done. Oh no, no, I have to put, I have to, uh, I have to put the credit to, credit to.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carnie or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm going to read you real quotes from the book of the primary.

Do you have any idea how the hype button on YouTube apps only, how it helps you out? I have no idea. I don't even know there was a hype button. What does the hype I love AI now. What does the hype button on YouTube do? I have never seen that button. The hype button on YouTube is a feature that allows viewers to express excitement or enthusiasm for a video or a specific moment for a video. When clicked, it typically adds a visual effect or animation, and it may also increase engagement by showing the viewers' enthusiasm to others. Maybe it probably helps. It probably, um, uh, gives it more distribution, I'm guessing. I don't know. All right, where do we put in the credit?

Sir, Canada and the book of the President of the United States.

I think we put it at the end.

Bring a lawsuit for murder against you, Trump. Yes, congratulations.

There's a lot going on on the screen. Well, there won't be if I get rid of the— yes, won't be if I cut this off.

Trump! Yes, congratulations!

Right there I could put a very small— but how do I say this— credit It won't look like this bad. Billy on the Street font. Because people will be like, you didn't do that yourself. Like, I know. Only on YouTube, but the thumbs up is also there. So 2 times the same and not available in browser. I have no idea. Good catch though. All right, I'll put it right in the middle here. Credit to Billy on the Street for the gag idea. No, not gag, for the bit the bit idea. Delete this. This bit was originally— no, don't you just call it whose quote is it, Arnie or the other guy? Because I want it, I want it right away to be like, done or done, like just faster. It's like the rhythm of it. Concept. Oh yeah, yeah, thank you. Perfect. Concept by Billy on the Street. Get content, bit content, bit concept by Billy on the Street. That's all I need, right? Thanks to Billy on the Street for the concept. See what that looks like.

Um, yes, congratulations, follow for part 2.

It doesn't look bad. Concept by Billy on the Street. What do you guys think? Is concept the right thing there? Inspired by? I like inspired by better. Thank you. Inspired by a bit— by a sketch from Billy on the Street. Is that too much? You guys think inspired by a sketch from Billy on the Street or inspired by Billy on the Street? Too much? Inspired, just inspired by Billy? Yeah, I think you're right. Inspired by Billy on the Street. Yeah, give that a little fade just to be a little gentler. Fade in. Where's, where's my— where are my fades in? There it is. Yeah, yeah, we don't need this, the sketch part. Let's see what this looks like. Oops. Congratulations, follow for part 2. Yeah, good. It needs to move over a little bit, but inspired by New Line Billy on the Street. Jesus Christ, Michelle, but you're not wrong. You are actually right about that. I, I do— I like to look for those things too, like just— yeah. Billy on the Street should be in quotes. No, I don't think so. That's his character's name. All right, let's see what this looks like. Yes, congratulations!

Follow for part 2.

There we go, I like that. Congratulations!

Follow for part 2.

The little wave is cute, isn't it? Should we zoom up on the— on that? No, no, I don't want to take it away from that. Okay, uh, and then I need to follow for part 2. There's a lot going on this screen. Holy moly. I was watching one of your videos this morning and a lady named Kim Campbell with her response, it appeared you knew her. Is that the Kim Campbell that's the prime minister? I have never met Kim Campbell, the former prime minister, so it was— and I don't think I know a Kim Campbell. It might be a pseudonym that someone is using, but I do not know. I have never met— actually, that's not true. I have met and interviewed a prime minister, but Kim Campbell was not that person. I'm in favor of the quotes. I don't like the quotes.

Follow for part 2.

Now I do want to have follow for part 2 on the screen, but there's a lot.

Yes. Congratulations. Follow for part 2.

But there's a lot going on that screen, and I do not want to take away from the inspired by. Part 2! And I say follow for part 2. For part 2! So, all right, next step is we have to make a Canva design. We have to make a design for the, uh, for the main image. So come with me as we do that. That is going to be Arc. We go move this over here. So I use Canva for designing the— like, I've got— yeah, I'll show you. These are the things that when you look at the— at my profile image, you will see this. Um, so Sometimes I take it as a screenshot from that, and sometimes I do it separately. Did I get dressed back up in the outfit again? Oh, somewhere I have a photo of me in that attire in game show mode. And that would have been around October because I did it for Halloween. So the October 31st— there it is. Oh, it's not as good as I thought it was. I don't actually have the photo. I don't actually have the photo. I have a photo of the photo, oddly. Hang on, let me— I'll drag this out and I'll show you what I mean. So I dress up as a— I do a big thing for Halloween with the kids here, and it's like a game show. And so it would— this is the image I'm talking about. Obviously, the words are not going to be tariff turnaround. Usually what I do is I take, I grab a little thing here and I get a color from, from somewhere like that's about right. Ugh, that's kind of a gross color, isn't it? Get one of these greens. Oh, that one? A little bit lighter. Be like, for here. Come on, give it to me. There we go, that's better. And we'll call this Bernie versus Trump game show. Whoops. What do you think? Hi Sue, welcome. People are going to wonder why I'm holding up a photo though too, right? So I don't think this works. I don't think this works. I wonder if Elements— I wonder if we just have Game Show and what images we can get from that. Photos. Oh, this isn't— nah, it's not going to work vertically though. Right, I'm messing with the— yeah, it's not going to work vertically. How about this guy?

Oops.

This guy, and I put my face on top of him. Maybe I put my face over that. Hang on, let's get some headshots. I just did a big round of headshots too, so, um, sorry, I'm aware you cannot see what I'm doing. Um, where is it? I graphics. Okay, let's look for a good image. That'll do. Okay, I am now in a photo software. You guys can see the photo software. Hang on, let me, let me straighten it up so you can see it. I can— why is that happening? On that Alright, I will now change it so you guys can see it. Pixelmator Pro. Pixelmator Pro, by the way, is so good. It just got bought by Apple. It's basically Photoshop, but you pay for it once. It was like $40. And you pay for once and that's it. It does everything Photoshop does. This— oh, you're right, it has to be gold. Yeah, we'll come back to that. This actually was the last thing that I happened to be doing in this app, which you may recognize from one of the videos I did earlier. No one caught— it was just supposed to be a picture of a meme. Like I mentioned that Guys in their 70s on Facebook named Harold post a lot of memes. But there's always Easter eggs in my videos. Most of the time they get— they do— they go uncaught. But here there's two. The first one is Harold Polyev. They've got Polyev's name. And the first person who liked it was Stephen Harper. I don't think anyone caught those, so that's fine. All right, so let's get— close that. Actually, no, let's just do get that image that I had from before, and we're gonna have to Photoshop. Wait, where's my picture? All right, folks. Yeah, no, that's not it. That's it. Okay, found it. Put it into here. Ta-da! All right. Back again. What I'm doing is I'm trying to get the screenshot so that I can— OK, first thing we're going to do is we're going to take everything out except for the Tod. Look at that. Look how easy that is. It's such a great software. And then we're going to crop everything but the head, head area. Whoopsies. And then we are going to get just literally just the head. So I'm going to color in— selection here. Just want the head and— whoops, I don't want it— that, stop— and the neck. That'll do. Copy that. And we'll create a new clipboard image. Yes, that's what I want. Okay, copy that. And just for the hell of it, we're gonna save it to the desktop. All my file names are just random. All right, next we will switch back so you can see Canva. I don't know, is this, is this even interesting? Maybe I should stop. Maybe I shouldn't be doing this. Maybe this is just like deep boring. Um, We'll switch it to— and can I just paste it on directly on? I cannot. Good thing I— that to death. There's Tod's head. Thanks, Lucy.

You know, it won't be perfect, but it will—

you know, I should have done is, is, is put the— done all of this in the stupid thing. Hang on, copy this and do this work in Pixelmator, and then we don't have to mess with Canva. What's the name of the program? Pixelmator. I believe it's Mac only. I apologize, but it is called Pixelmator. M-A-T-O-R, like Automator. Pixelmator. All right, we'll go back here to Pixelmator, and we will create just a blank thing, and we'll paste this dude's thing in. That's way too— let's just try pasting it on top. Yeah, that's fine. Up a little. All right, we'll turn my head off. Get this guy. I have no idea what this is, but I'm loving it. So I'm making the— when you look at someone's videos in their profile, like in their bio page, There are little images. Most people just do— just take like a random image. I'm too much of a control freak, and I make my images. So we are making an image for it. And they all have kind of the same sort of layout, so we are doing that. All right, so let's just try and get rid of this guy's head. And everything except for the microphone is what we want. Oh, so far so good. Oops, a little far there. That, that good. Let's get— let's just head out. Yeah, I probably would be, but I'm just too lazy. I also don't mind this look. All right, let's get Tod's head. Way too big, way too big. Bring Todd's head down. Whoops, wrong, wrong layer. Todd's head down. Not the best look either, it's kind of a weird angle. And don't worry, I'll fix the— you know, maybe it needs to be— oh yeah, there we go. That's like it. And it's okay if it looks stupid. It's supposed to look stupid. That's probably more close to the head, and I'll get rid of the neck in a second. I am going to do a little quick auto-enhance of the colors. Yeah, that matches a little bit better to the background. I gave it a little bit more saturation. There we go, that's a little bit more accurate. And now let's reduce the opacity of my head so that we can more easily see this neckline that I'm going to cut out. And actually, we can see the other guy's head too, or the hole, so maybe I need it there. And then we need to cut the— cut this out of the neck. So let's try— just try an eraser. Let's just brute force this shit. Oh, we have to get rid of the microphone first. Space for the microphone. And then do color jacket. Let's turn the opacity up and see what that looks like. It's okay to look stupid, right? Yo, what's that in the middle of my face? Did I accidentally— that's weird. What happened there? Okay, we gotta clone some stuff and fix it. Fix. Go. It's this cheek area here just looks kind of stupid. Maybe I just— yeah, beauty mark. Yeah. Um, no, I gotta merge the two of those. All right, so now maybe I just like literally just— that's a little better. Problem is we can see I— because I took that out. Let's see if I can fill with AI a little bit. Um, I think it's repair that I would do. Like, it's not— it doesn't have to be perfect here. Ooh, that's actually really bad. There we go. This is, this is Good. I don't look stupid, but you'll see when we put my head back, it'll be a little bit cleaner. That is a little bit cleaner, but my neck is just not positioned right. I think my head's not in the right place. I think that's— oh, there we go. Yeah, it was a head not in the right place position. Plus now I've got that stupid area over here to fix. Oh no, I didn't want it. I wanted an actual array. I don't know, man. That more— this blob. The face. Yeah, I probably should, but it's too much work. You know, it's gonna be like that. I don't care. It's close enough. It's close enough. It looks stupid. It's meant to look stupid. And then no one's gonna see what that— no one's gonna see that. All right, we're done. I'm not gonna spend on something on that no one's going to really see. Oh no, I have to do PNG.

Oh, see the little white areas?

Because some— whoops, I didn't mean to do that. Oh God. When I, when I go to export— stop it. Export. What is going on here? Anyway, it's this background. Could you fit a mini Vance in there somewhere? Ooh, I like that idea. Yeah, exactly, it's a tiny thumbnail. So we just have to, we just have to put more stuff in here basically. So we can do that with Clone and Repair. Oh, I wasn't on the right layer, that's why. Make this a little— we'll take that as the source. Just paint some fixes to it.

Over here, out a little.

All right, fine. That's all that has to be. Now when we export— why is it refusing to let me export? It's got some slices or something. No idea what it's talking about. Oh well, if all else fails, I will just take a screenshot of what I've got on the screen. Screw you. Take that. I like it. I like it. All right, let's go back into—

oh no, we were going to put Vance in there.

Brilliant idea. JD Vance. Images. Let's do one looking— that's him looking dumb. Oh, here's a, here's a face you want to punch version. All right, this is it. Yeah, all right, that looks terrifying. There. Let's resize. All right, let's— is that image? Yeah, let's take everything out except for him. And only you guys will know that, that that's there. Yeah, JD Vance in a corner. That's a hilarious addition. I love it. All right, I wonder if anyone who's not— who has not been on the stream, not been watching this, if anyone will notice it. All right, I like it, I like it, I like it. Uh, okay, now let's go back to, uh, let's go back to Canva. Hello? And we'll get rid of this dude, and we will put in one we just did. And we change the color, one of these nice blues. There it is, there's our thumbnail. Actually, I wouldn't mind moving it over just a hair. It looks stupid, but what can you tell? No, no one's really going to be able to know. I don't think anyway. All right, back to CapCut, which is where we're going to put this. This video will have taken more than 6 hours. Yeah, it'll be more than 6 hours for a 2-minute video. That is true.

You see what I do for you people? Are you not entertained?

More gold. All right, so, and then we say we need a new one, and we will drag in Oh, there we go. And now that'll be the first frame of the video, which most platforms use as the profile, as the profile image. Um, okay, I think we're ready to export this thing. I think we're done. Uh, let me just look up my checklist. Hang on. Uh, I have like a little checklist of like a pre-flight checklist of here's what I need to make sure that I've done, or I have everything. Okay, title ideas I don't need. Cover frame done. Big title to start done. Music added. Follow for sticker not required because I say it. Captions are in place. The closing card is in place. The audio is in place. I haven't pasted the script into the content database yet. Start export. We are ready to go. Thank you, Carmen, I appreciate that. All right, we're gonna do one last run-through with the proper audio, and my daughter's coming over. I'm gonna beg her to let me subscribe to your channel. Uh, we're gonna do one last run-through, and then we are— I'm turning off the stream, and I'm gonna upload it, and you will see it on the channels in the next couple of hours. What happens is I upload it to TikTok first, and then I have a service that watches my TikTok account, and every 2 hours, if it sees a new video, then it puts it everywhere else. So TikTok will see it first, and then anywhere between 1 minute and 120 minutes later, it will appear on the other platforms. And then I have to kind of go and tweak some things here and there. Like YouTube never gets the image right, like the COVID image right, and all that stuff. But we're gonna do one last run-through just to make sure everything is cool. And then, uh, let me just test the audio here.

Don't swipe away, it's time to—

okay. And then we— sorry about that, I know that was loud. And then we're gonna go. All right, I'm turning on the good audio. I thought I caught a typo on Carney's name around the— I'll go check. Here we go.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carney or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm going to read you real quotes from the book of the Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United States, and all you have to do is tell me whether it's Carney or Donald Trump. Are you ready to play? Maybe. Put 60 seconds on the clock, please, and away we go. When markets extend into human relationships and civic practices, being in a market can change the character of the goods that govern. Carney. Correct. In elementary school, I gave a teacher a black eye. Trump. Correct. The logic of value buying and selling no longer applies to only material goods but increasingly governs the whole life, from allocation of healthcare to education, public safety, and environmental protection. Carney. Correct. I understand the Chinese mind. Trump. Correct. The bad outcomes that macroprudential policies prevent have to be estimated, but counterfactuals are difficult to sell. Kearney. Correct. I try not to schedule too many meetings. Trump. Correct. When divining the value theorems of the canonists, or for that matter Greek philosophers, it is critical to recognize the extent to which the value theories in economics were unified aspects of a much larger worldview. Kearney. Correct. I don't trust fancy marketing surveys. Trump. Correct. The physiocrats' main contribution to the understanding of value and value creation, where the economy is a system, their exploration of different sources of income, and their explicit consideration of its distribution. Correct. I've read hundreds of books.

You're absolutely right. Thank you. I just saw that typo too. Yep, I just saw it too. This is why we always— thank you for letting me know, Ernie. Oh my God, Arnie, was there any other ones that, uh, that wasn't that, or is that the one we're talking about? The red light on the ceiling looks quite nice and sets a highlight close to the golden ratio. I guess it kind of does, doesn't it? It's a really cool light, and, and they're all, they're all, uh, controlled. So every house, every light in my house I can control. Hey Siri, change the kitchen lights to green. I can't really see green. Hey Siri, change the kitchen lights to blue. It is blue, it's just light bright in here. Hey Siri, change the kitchen lights to pink. There we go. Anyway, okay, let's continue. Let's continue. There was one other change I wanted to make as we were going through that, and that is that I wanted the— what you're about to see, our reel, to be just a little longer. Go.

When markets extend into human relationships and civic practices, being in a market can change the character of the goods they govern.

Right there. Yeah. OK. All right. Last run-through, this time for meaning.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carney or Barney. This is the game show in which I'm going to read you real quotes from the book of the Prime Minister of Canada and the book of the President of the United States, and all you have to do is tell me whether it's Carney or Donald Trump. Are you ready to play? Maybe put 60 seconds on the clock, please, and away we go. When markets extend into human relationships and civic practices, being in a market can change the character of the goods they govern. Carney. Correct. In elementary school, I gave a teacher a black eye. Trump. Correct. The logic of value buying and selling no longer applies to only material goods but increasingly governs the whole life, from allocation of healthcare to education, public safety, and environmental protection. Carney. Correct. I understand the Chinese mind.

Trump.

Correct. The bad outcomes that Prudential policies prevent have to be estimated, but counterfactuals are difficult to sell. Correct. I try not to schedule too many meetings. Correct. When divining the value theorems of the canonists, or for that matter Greek philosophers, it is critical to recognize the extent to which the value theories in economics were unified aspects of a much larger worldview. Correct. I don't trust fancy marketing surveys. Correct. The physiocrats' main contributions to the understanding of value and value creation were the economy is a system of exploration of different sources of income and their explicit consideration of its distribution. Carny. Correct. I've read hundreds of books. True. Correct. All human life involved exchange, with the consequence that we can no longer extricate his theories of value creation from the broader social context than we can separate the views of value of the canonists from their systems of social philosophy and ecclesiastical jurisprudence. It's a carny. Correct. Modern art is a con. True. Correct. Our moral sentiments can live on as memes that multiply through the values in the service of others. A worthy past sedimented into a better future. Carny. Correct. We win by wearing everyone else down. It's wrong. Correct. In objective theory, value is tied to the nature of production, including the time required, the quality of labor employed, and the influence of new technologies and ways of working. Carny. Correct. I said to the guy, you listen to me. If you do forecose, I'll personally bring a lawsuit for murder against you. Trump! Yes. Congratulations. Follow for part 2.

Are we glad that I changed? Why? You always look beautiful. Go. I think it's at this point, the— at this point, at this point, any more tweaking will begin to ruin the rhythm of it. I have tweaked stuff beyond this point and I've always regretted it. Uh, could make it that a couple of points larger. I'm not sure what, what you would think would be larger. Let me know what, what do you think should be larger. Have you hosted an auction, Todd? I have not. Bye, Sue, thank you for coming. See what happens when you are disabled and get old, everyone's the boss of you. True. Matt, what do you—

what, what part should be bigger, do you think? I'm happy with it.

Oh, you know what? There was one, one, one, one tiny thing. There was a word like extricate that I wanted to make sure I had right. Oh, carny and correct should be different things. They should be on different lines. But it was something like extricate. Hang on, back here somewhere. The font on the caption— which caption though? Like the font on the, on the closed captioning, you mean? And not breaking them up the way I wanted it to. There it is, estricate. I just wanted to make sure that was a real word, that was the real quote. We can consequently extricate. Ah, I thought it looked weird. That's the right word.

Life involved exchange with the consequence that we can no longer extricate his theories of value.

The captioning got it right. I said it wrong. So I'm glad that because I thought that's not a word. The font on the caption should be bigger. Here's, here's why it's not going to be bigger is because when you see it on the screen, it will be bigger than it seems here. It's one thing that I've learned about the strange part of how video editing works. Somehow when you see it on the screen, that will look bigger than what it appears to be here. Somehow. In fact, if anything, I would want to make that a tiny bit smaller. But the fact that I'm speaking so quickly and the words are so big, I'm going to leave it that size. But when you see it on your actual phone, you'll notice that it's— it will be the size that you want it to be. And that's it. I want this little part to be just a tiny bit— a little 1 second longer on the zoom, and then we are done. Don't swipe. There it is. Pixel Meteor. Pixel Meter. Oh, Pixelmator. P-I-X-E-L-M-A-T-O-R. Pixelmator. It's only on the Mac, I believe. P-I-X-E-L, Pixel, and then M-A-T-O-R, Mator. Pixelmator. And all I do now is I click Export. And I tell it the name. I'm going to just call it Game Show. You can call it anything. It doesn't really matter. I want it at 1080. I want it at 60 frames a second. I want an audio version. Actually, I'm not doing an audio version, and I want captions. It'll export a caption file, and we don't have to check copyright on this platform because all of the elements that we used on this platform came from TikTok's own app. So I know that TikTok won't have a problem with it.

Now—

oh no, I didn't use any other music. All the other music came from Epidemic Sound, I think, so we're in the clear. I think we're in the clear. No, I think there was one piece of music. No, the, the main— that— yeah, that's right. So this— the main music underneath, um, is from CapCut's library, which is licensed and legal. All— I wouldn't do it if it's not licensed and legal. Um, but it's only on TikTok, so it is possible that I will let it upload to the other platforms and I will get a strike on— not a strike, but I'll get a We've muted your video. So I'll have to see what happens when it lands on Meta and YouTube. YouTube's a little more aggro about that stuff than other people, other platforms. And if that happens, it's fine. I will— I'll just have to create a cut specifically for the other platforms that use— like, if all the other platforms are fine with that music, we know TikTok will because it's TikTok.

Don't swipe away, it's time to play Carnie.

Sorry, I hate when it does that. Um, but if it— if, if like, say, let's say YouTube gets uptight about it, if anyone's gonna get uptight it's YouTube, um, then I will come back to CapCut. I'll duplicate this project, I'll strip out the offending music that YouTube doesn't like, and I will put in other music. I had other potential music lined up on my desktop. I can't really show them, but, um, so there wasn't— there were options. On which platforms will the releases go from TikTok? They start on TikTok and then they go to Facebook video, Facebook story, Facebook Reel, Instagram story, Instagram Reel, Snapchat Spotlight, Pinterest, YouTube Shorts. And there might be a couple of other ones. They go everywhere, everywhere there's potential to go. They go everywhere.

All right. Well, that's it.

Thank you all for coming out. It was nice to see you. I hope this was interesting. I've never shown off how the sausage is made before. And so if you go to TikTok in like 20 minutes, it'll be there. And if you go to your platforms, assuming I don't have music licensing issues with those platforms, it'll be up there anywhere from 20 minutes to 2 hours from now, depending on when it, when it checks its thing. So yeah, that's it. Thank you all again for so much for coming out.