Someone opens birthday gifts from American friends and gets mostly spray cheese cans. They thank Pimona and Tod Maffin, who sent the haul, and can't stop gushing about how much they love spray cheese.
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Some of you know I did a thing in my hometown where I invited a bunch of Americans, and hundreds of them came, and some of them brought me gifts because it was also my birthday. So this is an unwrapping of the gifts, and we are going to start down here. Aww! They got me spray cheese. They know I love spray cheese. That's lovely. Okay, this is like— it comes from a Down here. Oh, they got me spray cheese. That is awesome. Alright, this one, this one's unmarked, but ah, it's spray cheese. Cool. Alright, this one's wrapped funny. Oh, it's spray cheese. I fucking love spray cheese, dude. What else is this? Oh, I got 2 cans of spray cheese! This is like so exciting. Uh, all right, this one is in like a wrap.
Oh dude, spray cheese!
I got— oh this— oh man, I'm so fucking happy they got me spray cheese. Please, Pimona and Tod Maffin, we hope you enjoy your South Carolina. It's spray cheese! I love, I love spray cheese. How would they know? We hope you enjoy this. It's spray cheese, man. They got spray cheese. Ah, man. Oh, this came in like a whole bag and everything. This one. Oh my God. Dude, it's spray cheese!