A satirist proposes the U.S. become Canada's 11th province to solve the border crisis. You'd get universal healthcare, a real king, and hockey sticks instead of guns. Trump could be premier.
Citizens of the United States of America, thank you for asking us to become the 51st state of your country. But we have a better solution. Join our confederation and become the 11th province of Canada. With our universal healthcare system, you'll be able to have the illness you want, as many times as you want, for free. You will gain colorful money that you can't rip up and a real king with a crown. You'll be able to trade guns for a real weapon, a hockey stick. If you become the 11th province of Canada, We will give you the prestigious name of South Saskatchewan. Why not eliminate the border problem by eliminating the border itself? President Trump, be a true leader. Become the Premier of South Saskatchewan.
Ten times Canada helped the U.S. with its wildfires, instead of whining about the smoke. 
